WEBVTT - THE G.Y.M. — PILOT, ACT ONE

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right underword Mark there's ways Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Mark? Heather take it away?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Trailer over obnoxious pop music like an early eighties two

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<v Speaker 3>thousands ad spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Gym, your favorite rundown fitness shithole.

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<v Speaker 3>In this pilot episode, we follow neurotic girlboch Valerie and

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<v Speaker 3>her ragtag employees as they attempt to film a commercial

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<v Speaker 3>for the grand reopening of the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie grew up.

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<v Speaker 3>In this shitty local gym as her second home and

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<v Speaker 3>purchased the failing establishment after the former owner was exposed

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<v Speaker 3>as the Flamingo King in a scathing tell all documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>The FBI took the.

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<v Speaker 3>Birds, and Valerie spent her life savings to keep the

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<v Speaker 3>place from being bulldozed. Can she restore the gym to

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<v Speaker 3>its former glory so it lives up to her childhood's

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<v Speaker 3>rose colored memories? Or will it pale in comparison to

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<v Speaker 3>its leak and modern competitor.

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<v Speaker 1>Across the street.

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<v Speaker 3>Solsters to find out, Come on down to the gym

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<v Speaker 3>and get a full ab workout, laughing in the comfort

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<v Speaker 3>of your own home.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>The Gym Pilot written by Danny Hayes, Cold Open interior

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<v Speaker 3>cycling studio day set, work fast on a stationary bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Rock hard quads bulged through super.

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<v Speaker 3>Tight biking shorts with the brand the Gym. Johnny late thirties,

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<v Speaker 3>a t MoU version of Atlance Armstrong cycles on a

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<v Speaker 3>play I Guess a front of an indoor cycling studio.

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<v Speaker 3>The thump thump thump of workout music pulses as lights,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh there we go, as lights dance over peeling paint,

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<v Speaker 3>scratched mirrors, and a few scattered bikes labeled out of order.

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<v Speaker 1>A voice speaks over the music.

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<v Speaker 3>The guim isn't just a place behind Johnny Brian thirties

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<v Speaker 3>eye candy and he knows it.

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<v Speaker 1>Copies Johnny's movements to a t. It's the place, It's

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<v Speaker 1>a community.

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<v Speaker 3>Chris twenty eye candy and completely oblivious wobbles off beat.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy skips legg day and it shows a culture,

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<v Speaker 3>a lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 1>It's home.

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<v Speaker 3>Kayla mid twenties, just here for the gram bikes at

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<v Speaker 3>an even base.

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<v Speaker 1>She puffs her chest out. Her shirt reads at Kayla Karma.

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<v Speaker 1>Cut come on, cut, cut, cut.

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<v Speaker 3>Camera reveals a commercial crew packed in this tiny room.

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<v Speaker 3>Valerie mid thirties, type A socially awkward and stuck in nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 1>Lane glares at Kayla.

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<v Speaker 4>Kyla, I told you only our clothes for the commercial,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's my instuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Valerie throws a T shirt at her, It's vomit green and.

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<v Speaker 1>Hugh hel do we have any other shorts? Guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Look, this is all we have in stock. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 4>like Tim Gunn says, make it work.

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<v Speaker 1>I like packsim in tight.

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<v Speaker 3>Bryan flaps his own button, shimmy's his cheeks.

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<v Speaker 4>If I wear my handle I can promote us without

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<v Speaker 4>an ad disclaimer.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie concedes. Kaylea tosses the giant shirt back to her.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, here we go, grand reopening commercial Take two.

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<v Speaker 3>Action trainers reassemble on their bikes. Commercial crew rolls, Johnny

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<v Speaker 3>begins to work out again. Valerie clears her throat and

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<v Speaker 3>puts on her sales voice.

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<v Speaker 1>The gym isn't just a place.

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<v Speaker 3>Johnny stands out of the saddle, leans on one handlebar,

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<v Speaker 3>and pulls his shorts to a just luggage that shifted

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<v Speaker 3>in transit.

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<v Speaker 1>A handle bar creaks under his body weight, then snapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny slams into the seat right on his ball. His

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<v Speaker 1>testicles squish.

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<v Speaker 3>And twist, He's groaned and collapses in pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Another one nights the.

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<v Speaker 4>Dusk the bicycle, You guys, He'll be fine and.

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<v Speaker 1>Cold opens all right.

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<v Speaker 3>At one exterior gym parking lot day, only two buildings

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<v Speaker 3>are left standing in this otherwise demolished strip mall, a

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<v Speaker 3>tech repair shop and the gym, where two handyman are

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<v Speaker 3>hanging a banner Grand Reopening, a board EMT and a

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<v Speaker 3>gruff driver Lou Johnny into an ambulance.

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<v Speaker 2>This used to be that third place, right They had

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<v Speaker 2>like what ostrich yoga?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, and parapolates.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you hear what happened to him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? It sucks. The birds were the only good thing

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<v Speaker 2>about this dump, but hey, at least we got a

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<v Speaker 2>new gym.

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<v Speaker 3>The ambulance pulls away through the empty parking lot and

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<v Speaker 3>passes a full parking lot across the street.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Solstice with.

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<v Speaker 3>The barbell as the eye and a sign that reads

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<v Speaker 3>Grand Opening Valerie size Brian, Kayla, Chris and Alexa twenties

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<v Speaker 3>not the brightest crayon in the box. Watch the ambulance

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<v Speaker 3>drive away for real.

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<v Speaker 1>Portion is new joke is that what happened to? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what happened to Neil Armshawn, the trumpet player. No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking of Neil Diamond.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you guys please circle up. They said that Johnny's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be out for two weeks, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I have to cover his classes and his clients.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what about the commercials?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Kayla.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we can't cancel on our members, but the

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<v Speaker 4>film crew is only here for today, so if I

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<v Speaker 4>reschedule them, it's going to cost me an arm and

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<v Speaker 4>a leg. Spirit of alanas help me.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the.

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<v Speaker 6>Rain and we can have Okay, Okay, if we split

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<v Speaker 6>Johnny's work between the three of us and keep the

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<v Speaker 6>place running, you can focus on the commercial and whenever

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<v Speaker 6>we're free, we can be in it like you planned, right, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I'm happy to be on camera if you

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<v Speaker 4>need an extra.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a professionally trained actress. Kayla malsalong.

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<v Speaker 3>Professionally trained actress, then shoots the smirk at Brian. Valerie

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<v Speaker 3>checks her clipboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, if we're.

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<v Speaker 4>Really going to do this, Chris, you're going to take

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<v Speaker 4>spin class, Kayla, you take Johnny's clients. Brian, that leaves

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<v Speaker 4>you with group Fitness, but first you're with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Valerie leads the brigade back inside. She snaps at one

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<v Speaker 3>handy man struggling with the grand reopening sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we put that up any faster? We are losing customers, Interior.

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<v Speaker 1>You wait to give me a little more of a

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<v Speaker 1>snap on that, a little more attitude on the customer line.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Can we put that up any faster?

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<v Speaker 1>We're losing customers.

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<v Speaker 3>Jury Way Interior Injury Way Day, Brian, Kayla, and Chris

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<v Speaker 3>split off. Alexa heads toward the mailbox that Valerie beats

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<v Speaker 3>her to it. Don't worry, I've got that.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Alexa proceeds to the front desk. Valerie flips through the

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<v Speaker 3>mail invoice urgent overdue notice of default. Failure to play

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<v Speaker 3>will result in foreclosure. She hides the letters in our papers.

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<v Speaker 3>Atop her clipboard is a polaroid of young Valerie and

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<v Speaker 3>her mother in front of the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie smiles at the memory.

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<v Speaker 5>Breaking news.

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<v Speaker 3>The camera zooms in on a TV above the front desk.

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<v Speaker 3>A cocky newscaster narrates footage of an FBI raate on

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<v Speaker 3>the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Kick up. A cocky newscaster.

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<v Speaker 3>Narrates footage of an FBI raid on the gym. A

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<v Speaker 3>redneck man is arrested with an ostrich on a leash.

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<v Speaker 5>Nelson Withers, the Flamingo King, was sentenced to five years

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<v Speaker 5>today after a former employee testified that his business was

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<v Speaker 5>a money laundry scheme for training exotic pets.

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<v Speaker 1>Whithers was illegally housing and.

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<v Speaker 5>Selling hundreds of birds, including a flock of penguins in

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<v Speaker 5>the saltwater pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Valerie stands between the camera and the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>To obscure view.

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<v Speaker 5>Tru we turn it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I love snow interior front desk area, at same.

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<v Speaker 3>Time as Alexa Crouch slams into the underside of the desk.

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<v Speaker 1>She pops up and rubs her head.

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<v Speaker 3>Alexa turns off the TV, then crawls back under the

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<v Speaker 3>desk with her iPhone charger. She traces wires through the

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<v Speaker 3>power strip.

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<v Speaker 1>Wissy computer printer. She unplugs one and plugs her phone in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's up. Hello, Alexa stands and hits her head with

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<v Speaker 1>another smack.

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<v Speaker 3>Shy spin client thirties grimaces. Alexa plasters on a smile.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Hello, welcome to the gym. How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my best I know Heather Reader back in from

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<v Speaker 1>Alexa stans yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Alexa stands and hits her head with another smack. Shay

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<v Speaker 3>spind client thirties grimaces. Alexa plasters on a smile.

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<v Speaker 1>Hlly, Hello, Hello, welcome to the d y m. How

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<v Speaker 1>can I help you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here for a spin class. I got the by

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<v Speaker 4>to get when tree deal.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm bike number five or seven Alex.

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<v Speaker 3>Alexa clicks on her point of service system but only

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<v Speaker 3>gets error the system is down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry my singy is it loading?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Here? Alexa pulls out a sheet of paper.

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<v Speaker 4>If you put your name down, I'll check you in

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<v Speaker 4>when the system's back up.

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<v Speaker 1>Any bit should be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Shy spin client signs and wanders off. A tall man

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<v Speaker 3>in a pinstripe suit. Real estate vulture approaches the desk

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<v Speaker 3>with a briefcase and a shit eating grin.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, welcome to the gym.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you here for our spin class promotion?

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<v Speaker 3>From across the room, Valerie sees real estate Vulture lean

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<v Speaker 3>in to talk to Alexa with a slick smile. Valerie

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<v Speaker 3>charges over and shoes him out like a dog.

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<v Speaker 4>This property is not for sale, buddy, not last week,

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<v Speaker 4>not today, not next week, So make like MJ.

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<v Speaker 1>Just beat it.

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<v Speaker 3>Brian sees the exchange and rushes toward the front desk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh down, the point of service system isn't working.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why they call it a POS.

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<v Speaker 1>Alexa doesn't get it. Valerie breaks down.

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<v Speaker 4>My god, I knew I should have upgraded that old thing.

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<v Speaker 4>We're already behind schedule.

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<v Speaker 6>We go breath, great, just skilled back skill, right.

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<v Speaker 4>He says, relaxes. Frankie says, relax, relax, don't do it

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<v Speaker 4>when you want to get to do it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to stop you right there, because you set

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<v Speaker 6>up with the film crew and I'm right behind you.

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<v Speaker 6>Alex just got this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, call the service agentcy No, no, no, no, no, She's

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<v Speaker 1>got it. Valerie paces towards the weight area.

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<v Speaker 3>Once she's gone, You got this right, Alexa blinks at him.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't don't, don't, don't run over the narration. Alexa blinks

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<v Speaker 1>at him. She does not got this. Okay, how about

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<v Speaker 1>you just called the it guys next door? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>we calling the art guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Kyles swoops in to hear the hot gossip. Chris follows

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<v Speaker 3>behind her. He speaks in broken English with a finish

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<v Speaker 3>accent I.

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<v Speaker 1>The system is down. Brian pulls him into a huddle.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Sam, Johnny's out. The system is out. This

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<v Speaker 1>place is the Titanic. Okay, we're Leo. We gotta keep

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<v Speaker 1>Kate Aflip and Leo. We just have to supports out.

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<v Speaker 6>The g y M needs this commercial, Kayla. It'll promote

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<v Speaker 6>your instat Chris, you need this place to stay open

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<v Speaker 6>for your visa.

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<v Speaker 1>Being in a commercial would look great on my resume.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we'll see what we can do, and any issues

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<v Speaker 6>come up, we handle them ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, come hands in g y N All three on.

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<v Speaker 1>Brian leaves his hand down, Alexa puts hers on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris is confused. Kayla rolls her eyes and walks away.

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<v Speaker 1>What two Brian? He rushes off.

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<v Speaker 3>Chris leaves Alexa is alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he rushes off.

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<v Speaker 3>Chris leaves Alexa is alone. Cameraman Sam twenties no nonsense,

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<v Speaker 3>taps Alexa on the shoulder.

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<v Speaker 1>Alexa smiles and presents herself to the camera. Hey, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>What is g y M stand for? It stands for something.

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<v Speaker 1>Interior Free Weights Area Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Valerie watches Brian Flubb push up claps through a monitor.

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<v Speaker 1>Brian, I'm gonna be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>I've only seen you land one of these, drunk off

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<v Speaker 4>your ass at a gay bar.

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<v Speaker 1>You No, I got this.

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<v Speaker 2>I get this.

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<v Speaker 4>I did like poor my internew for Solstice Jim that

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<v Speaker 4>shall not be named, Oh, Group Fitness.

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<v Speaker 6>Do we have a program written up?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>And the system Alexa. Call the company number right.

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<v Speaker 3>Interior Front Desk day Wade, thirties people pleaser shuffles in

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<v Speaker 3>the door with a messenger bag and his shirt buttons

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<v Speaker 3>all the way to the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, is it your NEMO? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Ti, I'm from Check.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do we read?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we read a bit?

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<v Speaker 3>Interior Front Desk day Wade, thirties people pleaser shuffles in

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<v Speaker 3>the door with a messenger bag and his shirt buttoned

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<v Speaker 3>all the way to the top.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from tech Warrior. Uh next door?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god, the system is down. I can't log in.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing sloading.

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<v Speaker 3>She turns the screen towards him and rapidly clicks refreshed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, okay, yet, yes, that's all right. That

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't help. Could be an issue with the server. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know where the box is? Kayla spots way from

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<v Speaker 1>across the room and hurries over.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll show you, I'll show you handsome.

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<v Speaker 1>Interior free weights area Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Brian cues for another push up, but sees Kayla leading

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<v Speaker 3>Wade into the server closet.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie turns to follow.

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<v Speaker 3>His gaze, but Brian fumbles a push up.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie helps him up. You're gonna break something. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>matter with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Kayla hurries, waiting to the closet, Valerie none the wiser.

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<v Speaker 3>A TV above Brian displays a local news spotlight.

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<v Speaker 1>All thanks down, that was the old and in what's

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<v Speaker 1>the new? Luxury Joe Cha Solstice, It's opening up?

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<v Speaker 5>Brand news?

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<v Speaker 1>Locare this thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Anyone?

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<v Speaker 3>Interior Front Desk Day, White Trash Spin Diva fifties riftish

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<v Speaker 3>sheet struts past Alexa without stopping.

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<v Speaker 1>You know me, sweetheart Bike Chris approaches the desk class food.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh how we have ten people only night and bike's working?

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny brooklue this morning? Shoot Fike number one just got here.

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<v Speaker 3>They share a look and run Interior Cycling Studio Day,

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<v Speaker 3>Chris and Alexa around the corner, just as White Trash

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<v Speaker 3>Spin Diva notices shy spin client.

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<v Speaker 1>On Bike one. Who the hell do you think you are?

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<v Speaker 1>Shoot Love Cool Interior Free Weights Area Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Brian finally lands a perfect clap push up when.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one since Richard Simmons was sweating too. The oldie

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<v Speaker 1>white dressed spin Diva Chase's sy stink.

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<v Speaker 3>Client out the front door, ruining Valerie shot interior Front

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<v Speaker 3>Desk Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie confronts Alexa. Brian hot at her heel. What is

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Brian grimaces and gives it a cut it

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<v Speaker 1>out motion? Geeze us upset. We didn't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>on the list. The class is fall because of the promotion?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you on something?

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<v Speaker 2>Bright?

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<v Speaker 1>Commercial blares on the TV above the front.

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<v Speaker 3>Desk sleek aesthetics, modern machines, sexy fitness trainers.

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<v Speaker 5>Now here you want to get fit? Your first is Free.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie slaps the off button.

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<v Speaker 3>All TVs are conspicuously off for the rest of the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We get the TV commercial again, and while you do it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to get some you know reactions, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>booze hissess that commercial place? Okay, So we'll read it

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<v Speaker 1>and you can do a radiover the commercial.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid is Free.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie slaps the off button.

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<v Speaker 3>All TVs are conspicuously off for the rest of the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>End of back one, Yeah, pitch up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now pretend you're all listening the next week in

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<v Speaker 3>your car