Speaker 1: Oh, what is Gandhi on right now? Hello?
Speaker 2: Oh hey, Gandhi?
Speaker 1: What is she holding?
Speaker 2: She's holding a millennial device because she is also a millennial.
Speaker 3: What am I supposed to put the phone down?
Speaker 4: He's obsessed with Oh okay, I just have to text
Speaker 4: two people are kidding?
Speaker 1: No, please text away? Back away? Yeah, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: You can't be a part of mine. You cannot be
Speaker 1: a part of this. He's a psycho. Just keep texting.
Speaker 1: No way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, So I gotta cut that off because
Speaker 2: this is a bonus episode. You may have noticed that
Speaker 2: today is Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Whoa crazy?
Speaker 2: The level of enthusiasm from you is just is constantly zero.
Speaker 1: Can I just say that that pattern is not slimming
Speaker 1: whatsoever on you, Scott. I know you've been losing tons
Speaker 1: of weight, but that is that is not the right
Speaker 1: shirt for you.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be slim. I have a wake
Speaker 2: to go to today, so I'm trying to look a
Speaker 2: little nicer.
Speaker 1: Oh are we talking about today being Thursday or today
Speaker 1: being Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Today is Wednesday. It's a bus It's harp to make.
Speaker 1: Me feel bad, but it did not work.
Speaker 2: It's the middle of the week and we usually do
Speaker 2: not have a new Serial Killers episode here, but it's
Speaker 2: a bonus episode because our friend Jana from Louisville, Kentucky,
Speaker 2: who sent us a package and it just arrived, so
Speaker 2: we have to do it now.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm excited. You may have seen this.
Speaker 2: It's brand new and it's only available in Canada.
Speaker 1: Why are you saying it like that? I don't know.
Speaker 5: Hey, why did you say Louisville Louisville. It's Louisville, Louisville, Louisville, Reuille. Yeah,
Speaker 5: people in Louisville will correct the daudio. People in Louisville
Speaker 5: will collect correct the crap out of you.
Speaker 2: At least I didn't say Louisville because I'm a lot
Speaker 2: of people say that.
Speaker 1: I wonder if the people of Louisville, like the people
Speaker 1: in Canada.
Speaker 2: Isn't it's a Louisville slugger, right?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the bat Louisville, Louisville, Louisville slugger. I've always
Speaker 1: heard Louisville.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Louisville.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, she's definitely right, because the Carrie Underwood's I
Speaker 1: took a Louisville slugger. Both helers.
Speaker 3: I'm sharing the end headlines.
Speaker 2: Anyway inful Tes do you even know who carry into
Speaker 2: what is I'm gonna slash your tires?
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: So a couple of months ago, this was all over
Speaker 2: social media because it was a huge thing that came out.
Speaker 2: You do know what Tim Hortons is, right, Yes, Tim
Speaker 2: Hortons is a big donut coffee chain up north.
Speaker 1: Oddly enough, they shut down a Friendly's Diner, which rip
Speaker 1: well friendly Friendly Diner. Well it's just friendlies. Oh jeez,
Speaker 1: dot dot dot Back to my point, Yes, they close
Speaker 1: it down and put a Tim Hortons there. So, just
Speaker 1: randomly on Route thirty five in New Jersey, we have
Speaker 1: a Tim Hortons just hanging out there.
Speaker 2: It is kind of random. They actually, for a while
Speaker 2: they closed all the Duncans and Penn station here in
Speaker 2: the city and they changed them all to Tim Hortons.
Speaker 2: Now they're kind of going back and a lot of
Speaker 2: the Tim Hortons are gone. But anyway, so they have
Speaker 2: a cereal made by Post called Tim Bitch Oh donut holes,
Speaker 2: that is correct. That would be the equivalent of like
Speaker 2: a dunkin Munchkin.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love Munchkin and you.
Speaker 2: Know there was a Dunkin donut cereal years ago. We've
Speaker 2: talked about this, so net hold on, let me go
Speaker 2: down to the cereal box because that's what it came in. Hey, Scotty,
Speaker 2: and Andrew and Joy from Jana in Kentucky's Shanna from Louisville.
Speaker 2: A bunch of people actually said that they were sending
Speaker 2: them and she got them here first. So Jana, you
Speaker 2: win the shirt. So it comes in both chocolate glaze
Speaker 2: and birthday cake. I know, Andrew, you're a huge fan
Speaker 2: of birthday cake.
Speaker 1: Gandhi hates it too. It's not a flavor.
Speaker 3: It's not a flavor.
Speaker 1: I bet it's delicious. I'm sure it's gonna taste like
Speaker 1: a normal glazed donut, like a just regular glazed donut
Speaker 1: that they just put sprinkles in. Sprinkles. Do not make
Speaker 1: it birthday cake?
Speaker 3: Okay, it does not.
Speaker 1: Well, look it's birthday cake flavored because they put the
Speaker 1: U in.
Speaker 3: There because of Canada, that's right.
Speaker 2: And it looks like like a little donut box. It's
Speaker 2: like a little Munchkin box or something.
Speaker 3: Ye wait, the little box of the dimmits come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does the you make it French? No?
Speaker 2: That makes it French. I guess that's how you say
Speaker 2: birthday cake in French. Okay, and here, look, chocolate glass,
Speaker 2: which would you like to start with?
Speaker 3: I always leaned towards chocolate.
Speaker 2: These guys, they're so excited. They just put little feet
Speaker 2: on the timbits, and I.
Speaker 1: Kind of wish the box actually had a handle, like
Speaker 1: they're pretending it does.
Speaker 3: What a good idea, right, yeah, I think it's.
Speaker 1: An awful idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So you want to start with chocolate
Speaker 2: because I think you're going to be disappointed by birthday cakes,
Speaker 2: So why don't we start with disappointment?
Speaker 1: And I are both going to be disappointed, so I
Speaker 1: want to say the disappointment. Okay.
Speaker 3: I like your style.
Speaker 1: I have enough of that in my life. And Johnah,
Speaker 1: thank you for setting us both.
Speaker 2: You know. I did reach out to Post. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're the serial killers because you know we're friends. We're
Speaker 2: in bed with Posts.
Speaker 1: Now send bed with them. I don't know what mob
Speaker 1: rules he's playing by.
Speaker 2: They send us stuff like they sent us the new
Speaker 2: magic fruity pebbles, and they send us all this up pebbles. Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you been listening?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 3: Obviously they were good.
Speaker 2: I know you're a giant potsmoker, so that's to eat
Speaker 2: after you smoke.
Speaker 1: Giant pot? What mean?
Speaker 3: What is giant pot, Scotty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just things that you pot smokers do.
Speaker 1: Oh these smoke really? Oh my god. He is legitimately
Speaker 1: like you would still go around talking to children and
Speaker 1: be like, have you guys heard of there? It's the
Speaker 1: new program I've gotten them to.
Speaker 2: Do You remember if a different stroke in the eighties
Speaker 2: when Nancy Reagan came on and started the just Say
Speaker 2: No campaign.
Speaker 1: When it's different strokes? Who's Nancy Reagan? What are the
Speaker 1: eighties on this? On this show before? I've mentioned different Strokes?
Speaker 1: So you're an eighty eight I mentioned it first.
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, yeah, that show with Willis and Arnold.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Scotty? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I still don't know that he did for it.
Speaker 1: Does anybody ever actually want to hear him talk? Because
Speaker 1: I don't. Also, your ass crack is all the way out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: God, you don't know what different strokes is either, No.
Speaker 3: I have heard of different strokes.
Speaker 4: I couldn't name one character or an episode or yeah
Speaker 4: it was with ar Gary.
Speaker 1: Coleman die just side note. Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker 2: He was a security guard and used to get into
Speaker 2: fights with people and all this kind of crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's sad. Wait, we're eating cereal. Hold on
Speaker 1: here your food. No, yeah, but you need something to
Speaker 1: talk about while you eat the cereal.
Speaker 3: So Gary Coleman, Gary Coleman, his life is important.
Speaker 2: I know that Dana Plato did porny Oh is that
Speaker 2: the sister yeah, Kimberly, Yeah, yeah, she was a drug
Speaker 2: addict and did porn. All right, here tells me.
Speaker 1: These are just cocoa puffs. You know what they smell?
Speaker 2: Wonderful? Ready, here we go, one, two, three, chocolate milk everything,
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Love it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, not fantastic. Mm hmmmmm.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it five balls right away. If it
Speaker 2: had marshmallows, my head would explode because I can't go
Speaker 2: higher than five.
Speaker 1: This is really good, This is amazing. Five balls, five balls,
Speaker 1: shout out two.
Speaker 3: What was her name again?
Speaker 1: Jana in Louisville, Jana from Louisville.
Speaker 3: I love you?
Speaker 1: How do you say it so naturally? Like? I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm struggling to say it that way?
Speaker 3: Louisville Kentucky.
Speaker 4: You have to feel like you're saying it incorrectly, like
Speaker 4: it has to feel like you're slurring the word.
Speaker 2: Okay, Louisville and her husband Tony, thank you. Yeah, she'll
Speaker 2: give their address out. No, Wow, Okay, are you sending
Speaker 2: you guys shirts?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Oh, we gotta do the birthday
Speaker 2: cake one.
Speaker 3: This is really good. I don't want to stop eating
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 2: I keep going because according to you, you're not gonna
Speaker 2: like this one.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep it open mind.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of birthday cake. It's not a flavor.
Speaker 1: You can't convince me it's a flavor. It is literally
Speaker 1: vanilla cake with sprinkles. Oh, is your millennial device going on? Wow?
Speaker 3: Scottie and he picked it up too.
Speaker 1: He does this all the time. But I get in
Speaker 1: trouble for texting Hello, I'm on my gen xbox. Who's
Speaker 1: this doing? Oh?
Speaker 2: We're actually doing a bonus episode and since you're not here,
Speaker 2: we drag Gandhian.
Speaker 1: You missed it. We're doing tim Bits.
Speaker 2: It's a Canadian cereal tim Horton Timbits the little donuts
Speaker 2: from Canada.
Speaker 1: Nice and they're delicious. She couldn't eat this one because
Speaker 1: it's chocolate.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's chocolate. You know what, it's chocolate. It's still
Speaker 2: lent right, do it anyway? Cho So are you going
Speaker 2: to get a fileo fish right now?
Speaker 1: To get a sale fish?
Speaker 3: I had to tell you something?
Speaker 1: What's that? So? I was looking at a video that
Speaker 1: we did with Elvis's lasagna on morning from Instagram pits
Speaker 1: uh huh, and so many.
Speaker 2: People were saying, how I know?
Speaker 1: I did you see that?
Speaker 2: One girl that thought I was Brodie and said, look
Speaker 2: how handsome David Brodie is.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that, but I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Always yeah, well I'm going to show that to my
Speaker 2: wife and see what's up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you, bye bye.
Speaker 3: I love her. You would have poisoned her.
Speaker 2: You would have No, I wouldn't have poisoned her. I
Speaker 2: just Jesus would have gotten.
Speaker 1: Mad at her?
Speaker 3: Is how that works? I don't know how.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus gets mad, and if you eat chocolate, the
Speaker 2: elephant gets mad.
Speaker 1: Right, what's a guy named.
Speaker 3: The elephant does not get mad? Actually?
Speaker 2: Wait, how does that elephant have so many arms?
Speaker 3: It's a long story.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, can you just smack him off? Like the
Speaker 1: top of his head.
Speaker 4: I really things I want to say, and due to him,
Speaker 4: I can't while we're recording. But I'm learning, so as
Speaker 4: soon as the mic stops, Scotty, Scotty's gonna learn today.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: It's birthday cake tim Bits post Tim Horton's tim Bits.
Speaker 1: I really liked the chocolate one.
Speaker 3: I really did.
Speaker 2: Hope this doesn't disappoint You're ready. Don't smell it?
Speaker 1: Okay. Lots of sprinkles, very lots of colored sprinkles, pretty one,
Speaker 1: you think, Uh uh, nope, nope, how you mean it
Speaker 1: is not good?
Speaker 3: It's like flavored cardboard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like whatever the base for, like a cheeto
Speaker 4: is without the cheese.
Speaker 3: Birthday cake.
Speaker 1: Andrew has said that stuff before, have you? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Figli yes?
Speaker 3: Are you still eating it?
Speaker 1: I like it?
Speaker 2: No, like back in the day when I used to
Speaker 2: take a tub of frost and just used to eat
Speaker 2: it by this spoonful.
Speaker 1: That's what this tastes like. Were you wearing that shirt?
Speaker 1: I hate Slash love you. I'm gonna give this one
Speaker 1: four balls. I do like it. This gets two bowls.
Speaker 1: It's much better than eat not flavored. Well, it is
Speaker 1: better than all the other tastes. It's definitely better than
Speaker 1: all the other birthday cake cereals we've had. Will you
Speaker 1: give it that? No? Okay, I just don't like birthday cake, period.
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm ever gonna accept anything birthday cake
Speaker 4: because birthday is an event, not a flavor.
Speaker 2: So what if it said vanilla birthday cake flavored?
Speaker 3: Vanilla cake flavored?
Speaker 1: Exactly. Look, it's festive, it's for birthdays, eat fun.
Speaker 3: Any day of the week.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, agreed.
Speaker 3: Don't assume what kind of cake I want. I'm just saying, har.
Speaker 1: A stomach cake. Well, because like you're going for seconds
Speaker 1: and thirds, So four balls from me, Andy, two balls?
Speaker 3: Two balls?
Speaker 1: All right? Again that I think the only reason why
Speaker 1: it gets two balls is because of the plain cheetoh flavor,
Speaker 1: which I don't know I actually would enjoy, But sprinkles
Speaker 1: on a plane Cheeto not great. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Are you farting and throwing it at me? What are
Speaker 3: you doing?
Speaker 1: It's scutty?
Speaker 3: What just happened?
Speaker 1: Ew Its like a nun chuck.
Speaker 3: Fart started and he caught it threw it at us.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers there's no bonus box.
Speaker 1: Oh this is a whole bonus episode. This whole bonus
Speaker 1: box and a bonus episode. They're both bonus boxes. I
Speaker 1: don't really know how this podcast words?
Speaker 3: When is the birthdake Ca?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh, thank you for listening. We'll see you
Speaker 1: on Friday. Much appreciated.
Speaker 2: Please follow us on social media at Serial Killers, PC,
Speaker 2: baby Hot Sauce for Gandhi.
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy your time on this episode?
Speaker 3: You guys?
Speaker 4: My favorite you Even watching you try to catch your
Speaker 4: fart and throw it was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta say he's a special character of that one.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the rest of your week. We'll see you Friday
Speaker 2: for a fresh new episode. It'll be episode ninety two.
Speaker 1: Wait, what did you give the chocolate gal east one?
Speaker 3: I'm going to get that F five?
Speaker 1: All of us did five? Right? Oh wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think something is in early for Best Serial nominee
Speaker 1: for the Spoony.
Speaker 2: However, but you know people here in the lower forty
Speaker 2: eight have to drive up north in order to get it,
Speaker 2: or I guess I could just go on Amazon and
Speaker 2: pay like twenty bucks go.
Speaker 1: To Route thirty five in.
Speaker 2: By the Cereal at Tim Horton's.
Speaker 1: Who said me, Well, wait, so you don't know what
Speaker 1: you're just saying? Oh, I know it.
Speaker 2: It's only available in Canada.
Speaker 3: Should we call someone from tim Hortons and recommend?
Speaker 2: First of all, Tim Hortons probably doesn't even know the
Speaker 2: cereal exists. It's Post who just licensed the name Tim Hortons.
Speaker 1: Is where he gets mad. This is gonna get good.
Speaker 3: If he licensed the name, Tim Hortons would have to know.
Speaker 1: Corporate knows.
Speaker 2: But these little stores like what there's Tim Hortons cereal,
Speaker 2: They would have no freaking clue. They would just say
Speaker 2: milk and sugar and that's it.
Speaker 1: They don't know.
Speaker 3: He does get passionate.
Speaker 2: He does, He's gonna like it.
Speaker 1: We'll see your Friday.
Speaker 2: Until then, Crunch, I'm not done with this yet, say it,
Speaker 2: just say it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not ending this yet.
Speaker 2: I said Crunch, which means it's over. So now this
Speaker 2: is just the banter banter, banter banter.
Speaker 1: You can't stop me. I can no banter banter, No,
Speaker 1: no banter banter. How do you know that the Tim
Speaker 1: Hortons on Route thirty five and hast will not sell
Speaker 1: me this?
Speaker 2: They don't have it. It's not available here. Post don't
Speaker 2: you distribute it down here? Who said it's a Canadian cereal?
Speaker 2: Can you get Donut Mart cereal at the donut store? No,
Speaker 2: because from Japan.
Speaker 1: You don't even know that you brought it back from Japan.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. You remember the cereals I brought back.
Speaker 1: They are our children. You don't remember your children, none
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 3: He's gonna pop a blood vessel.
Speaker 1: This is why we gotta keep going. Gandhi just say
Speaker 1: something else that'll piss them off.
Speaker 3: I think sim Hortons probably has a cereal.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm hitting stops Tim Hortons again. Kell OK's post.
Speaker 1: Are they the same people that make frosted flakes?
Speaker 2: C W is turning in his grave? Who w W
Speaker 2: Post is he's the founder of Post Cereal company.
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't think that's common knowledge.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a college on Long Island. C W Post.
Speaker 3: What there's a Cereal college? No, you went there.
Speaker 2: It's a college on Long Island called c W Post
Speaker 2: Long Island University.
Speaker 3: Do you know Scotty went to Cereal College in Long Island.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start telling you I didn't.
Speaker 2: My brother went there, but I didn't go there.
Speaker 3: I seem like an expert.
Speaker 1: I'm going to try and reach out to them to
Speaker 1: give you an honorary doctor degree.
Speaker 2: Maybe CW Post College shells Tim Hortons because it's a
Speaker 2: post cereal. I bet they have a whole serial store
Speaker 2: right there at the college.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't think they do something.
Speaker 3: I don't think they would. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's on the Sun.
Speaker 3: I think all that serials at the Tim Hortons on
Speaker 3: thirty five.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're so right in.
Speaker 2: Head is But I bet you have like ninety eight
Speaker 2: percent of the kids that go to c W Post
Speaker 2: College on Long Island don't even know that CW Post
Speaker 2: was a serial maker and had a big feud with
Speaker 2: mister Kellogg.
Speaker 1: Wait, so hold on, so in Long Island Island, I
Speaker 1: know I heard him. Sorry, Thank you for listening. This
Speaker 1: has been a bonus episode. Bonus goodbye. Wait Wait, so
Speaker 1: c W Post College is in Long Island and you
Speaker 1: went there, I mean you went there in the rest
Speaker 1: cereals crunch the network. Thanks for listening. The network sells
Speaker 1: the serials, the network cereals.
Speaker 2: Follow us at c W I don't even know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Follow us at serial Killers PC with a
Speaker 2: c we gotta go. I'm shutting it off.
Speaker 4: Oh I Friday Island at the at the Network Serial School.
Speaker 1: Bye in Long Island,