Speaker 1: Finally they called her name. I walked by and I said,
Speaker 1: you guys are so loud.
Speaker 2: So did not? Yes? I did. Oh, there is no
Speaker 2: need to be that loud in a waiting room. Read
Speaker 2: the room. Look around. We all don't want.
Speaker 3: To hear about your Thanksgiving and Christmas plans. We're trying
Speaker 3: to make our fucking own. Calm Down with Erin and
Speaker 3: Chrissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Hi everyone, welcome to
Speaker 3: the Calm Down Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hi, I got bangs, she bangs.
Speaker 1: I would like to talk about waiting rooms and people
Speaker 1: using their waiting room voices.
Speaker 4: We also both have thoughts on Traravis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Of course we do. I got banks, not because she
Speaker 4: has them, but maybe I did.
Speaker 2: Come and sent cheeps coming home to me.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, and what else would you like to talk
Speaker 1: about today? We're gonna get things started with how was
Speaker 1: your week? Steve locked you out? Oh, so, welcome everyone
Speaker 1: to the Calm Down Podcast. I might be paying my pants.
Speaker 4: Because sweet Steve left the house, and like a good
Speaker 4: little soldier again having been robbed, he locked all the
Speaker 4: doors as he should, he locked me out, and now
Speaker 4: I have to go to the bathroom so bad, and
Speaker 4: he's not coming back for a few hours.
Speaker 2: So if I have to pee in the yard, okay
Speaker 2: or not? Okay?
Speaker 1: I think peeing in the yard is fine because your yard,
Speaker 1: my yard, your jogs, pe in the yard.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: The problem is like the shimmy shimmy shake, because there's
Speaker 1: nothing to white wist, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: shimmy shimmy shimmy.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if the neighbor was just like randomly
Speaker 4: decided to look out the window and admire what a
Speaker 4: lovely day it is here in southern California, and then
Speaker 4: he goes.
Speaker 1: Is that is that Chrissa ping in the yard? Because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you you guys in a weird like place.
Speaker 4: Anyways, you and the neighbor, Jerry, if you listen to
Speaker 4: the podcast Jones, Yeah, the other neighbor, I can't oh that.
Speaker 4: Thank god they're gone. They ended up selling the house.
Speaker 4: You know, guys know the fight that I had with
Speaker 4: the fence line and the whole thing. No, Jerry's a dream.
Speaker 4: But during COVID, I was bored, like everyone was, So
Speaker 4: I was like, I need a jazz this up around here.
Speaker 4: So I rented one of those huge fun playhouse things,
Speaker 4: and there was slides that were going down like it
Speaker 4: was into like a pool thing, and then dolphins were
Speaker 4: shooting up. So I got this text from Jerry, are
Speaker 4: there dolphins in your backyard? It was great, Yes, Jerry,
Speaker 4: there are dolphins, and come on over, we're going slip
Speaker 4: and slide. I might do that again. It was so
Speaker 4: much fun. I don't know why I limited myself to
Speaker 4: doing that in COVID.
Speaker 2: I wasn't invited either, which is.
Speaker 4: Because you didn't like the significant other, which makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2: No one does. So let's talk about what happened.
Speaker 1: You talked on the podcast last week about being so
Speaker 1: bored wanting to change things up. You talked about cutting bangs.
Speaker 1: Steve was screaming for you not to do it yourself.
Speaker 1: I was screaming for you to put the scissors down.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want you to do it yourself, and
Speaker 1: our sweet sweet Dominique did it. And thoughts, questions and concerns, Well,
Speaker 1: anyone that knows me, or anyone that knows you don't listen,
Speaker 1: knows I don't listen.
Speaker 2: But I also get very bored.
Speaker 1: That was the whole thing, is that I just especially
Speaker 1: at this point in the season where you're getting like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just like bored looking at myself
Speaker 1: in the same way. So I either cut my hair
Speaker 1: or I like dye my hair. It'sto because I'm going
Speaker 1: through something, you know, like the psychology. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: are you unhappy? It's like, no, going, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm going to do whatever I want to
Speaker 1: my head, my face, whatever. So I got bored with
Speaker 1: bangs because they're all like my hair's jacked up because
Speaker 1: I chemically destroy it anyways, so I at least had
Speaker 1: Dominique cut them, and I love a change.
Speaker 4: This is the most mild of all the changes. I
Speaker 4: usually will like do something very drastic. But yeah, they're fine.
Speaker 4: And here's what's great about them. You can put them down.
Speaker 4: You can, as Steve calls them, they're curtains of the face.
Speaker 4: You can go off to the side, and you can
Speaker 4: also pull them back again. So it's a small little
Speaker 4: change for to satisfy my salacious appetite for constant change.
Speaker 4: So yeah, they're great, and maybe they're terrible, and next
Speaker 4: week I'll probably hate them, as you already know I will.
Speaker 4: But right now, I'm into them, and then it's one
Speaker 4: of those things that once you get something, you all
Speaker 4: you look around to see who else has them. So
Speaker 4: went to this event which is a great charity Baby
Speaker 4: to Baby the other night and he beautiful, Oh thank you.
Speaker 4: Heidi Klum was there and she has bangs. So then
Speaker 4: I wanted to go up to her and be like,
Speaker 4: how do you style the banks? And I was like, now,
Speaker 4: it's not the time or place, but like, what are
Speaker 4: your secret to your banks?
Speaker 2: Your banks? Ricky Martin?
Speaker 1: So if anyone listening has bangs, I would love to
Speaker 1: know techniques, Like when I wake up in the morning,
Speaker 1: they are crazy, Like these things are unruly.
Speaker 4: There is no waking up all cute with these things.
Speaker 4: So I just want to know any tips or tricks.
Speaker 4: This is where we're at in the podcast now moving along.
Speaker 1: Who do we think is our best bang wearer? Like
Speaker 1: who Taylor? Taylor has the great bangs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Mm hmmm, And it's.
Speaker 1: Not actually when she wears wear, you know, you know
Speaker 1: she can pull off the banks.
Speaker 4: It's not for everyone. I don't even think it's for me,
Speaker 4: but I'm just doing it, so you know that's that.
Speaker 4: But yeah, thank you guys, for appreciating something as trivial
Speaker 4: as hairstyles, because you know what, I think.
Speaker 1: I'm scarred from bangs because I had a severe bang
Speaker 1: for most of my childhood and it started probably at
Speaker 1: the back portion of my head. I just had a
Speaker 1: straight bang and then I was feathering, and then I
Speaker 1: was pulling like it was just tragic. It was tragic.
Speaker 1: Then I was doing that. Then it was burning my forehead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just bad.
Speaker 2: I that's rolling iron PTSD. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I decided to grow them out my first
Speaker 1: year in college and that looked like shit, and it
Speaker 1: was just yeah, I feel like I went through a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's not for everyone.
Speaker 4: And again, like I said, it's probably not for me,
Speaker 4: but it is right now because why not, you, my dear,
Speaker 4: have had a day. Would you like to decompress here
Speaker 4: and use this as your causethartic therapy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just going to be a little bit of
Speaker 2: a rant.
Speaker 1: We had to wake up early today to go to
Speaker 1: a like multi doctor visit and it was great, great,
Speaker 1: you know, everybody's good, but it was it was going
Speaker 1: to be a long morning because we had to go
Speaker 1: see this one doctor that led to this one specialist
Speaker 1: that led to this one.
Speaker 2: And here's my thing.
Speaker 1: I get it. I knew it was going to be
Speaker 1: a long morning.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: It probably should have eaten something that would have helped
Speaker 1: my attitude.
Speaker 2: But here's where I have an issue. We're in a
Speaker 2: we're in a waiting room. It's crowded. Use your fucking
Speaker 2: waiting room voice.
Speaker 1: There is no need, much like the nail salon, to
Speaker 1: get in a full conversation about what did we do
Speaker 1: for Christmas last year? Oh? Yeah, we went to bel
Speaker 1: Air and we did this, and we had this, and well,
Speaker 1: you know, I the actors strike is over, and sag
Speaker 1: this and sag that, and I don't know if we're
Speaker 1: gonna you know, but everyone I knew everything about this
Speaker 1: couple sitting next to me. I just kept seeing and
Speaker 1: Jared's like, I know, I know they're loud. I even
Speaker 1: recorded it for you and Ryan and send it to
Speaker 1: you because I was like the nerve. Finally they called
Speaker 1: her name. I walked by and I said, you guys.
Speaker 2: Are so loud. So did not Yes, I did. Oh,
Speaker 2: there is no need to be that loud in a
Speaker 2: waiting room.
Speaker 3: Read the room, look around, we all don't want to
Speaker 3: hear about your Thanksgiving and Christmas plans.
Speaker 2: We're trying to make our fucking own read the room.
Speaker 2: It's just pissed me off. It is rude.
Speaker 4: It is rude, and I will catch myself. I gotta admit,
Speaker 4: just this is a safe space. At the nail salon.
Speaker 4: The other day, I brought my nieces. My family was
Speaker 4: in town for a couple days. I felt terrible because
Speaker 4: I was they were already going to be down here,
Speaker 4: and it wasn't like I invited them down.
Speaker 1: Here and then they I can ask you about that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're fine, you're fine.
Speaker 4: They came down, but it was like they were and
Speaker 4: they're normal and they get it, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're in the middle of your season.
Speaker 2: But I just I am not little missocial.
Speaker 4: But I just happened to have these plans this weekend
Speaker 4: that were already set. So I felt bad that I
Speaker 4: really didn't get to spend as much time with them
Speaker 4: as I would have liked. But they understand, Okay, it's fine.
Speaker 4: But I took my niece to the nail salon. Well,
Speaker 4: I want to catch up with them. So I was
Speaker 4: that person at the nail salon. That was like, so
Speaker 4: tell me about your seventh or I class? You have
Speaker 4: friends in your class?
Speaker 1: And then as I'm asking Avery these questions, I'm realizing
Speaker 1: that I'm like the old aunt. There's a time in
Speaker 1: kid's life where it goes from like you're the cool,
Speaker 1: fun aunt where you're young and you're like taking them
Speaker 1: to go shopping or whatever, to now I'm the aunt
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Are we making out with people? Are we like?
Speaker 1: I don't know what thirteen year olds these days are doing.
Speaker 1: So this is how I'm talking Abou'm like, so, who
Speaker 1: is in your class? Any of your friends? She's probably
Speaker 1: like I got friends in my class. You weirdo, like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then at one point
Speaker 1: I was like I do. I just like not know
Speaker 1: how to talk to my own nieces at this point.
Speaker 1: And Alyssa is great.
Speaker 4: She's like twenty two and she gets everything and she's
Speaker 4: so quick and so funny. But to add insults injury,
Speaker 4: VICKI was also at the nail salon. Our girlfriend Vicky, ooh,
Speaker 4: she's not quiet. And then Julie, our other friend, was
Speaker 4: at the nail salon. Anyone that was in the Zumani
Speaker 4: nails on Main Street this weekend. I'm sorry because it
Speaker 4: was embarrassing. I should have bought everyone their manicures because
Speaker 4: you should have hurred us too, because the things we
Speaker 4: were also talking about were not appropriate across the room
Speaker 4: at one point, yelling. So I apologize. I was the
Speaker 4: person in the waiting room. I need to go back
Speaker 4: to what did What was their reaction when you said,
Speaker 4: you guys are so loud?
Speaker 1: I don't even care. I just said it and I
Speaker 1: walked away, and Jarret was like, oh my god, why
Speaker 1: he knew I had to get one dig in. I
Speaker 1: was so pissed off, and its like read the room
Speaker 1: and read my glare at you, where I always wanted
Speaker 1: to be, like, oh really, oh really, what's kind of
Speaker 1: stuffing are you getting this year that you didn't like
Speaker 1: last year?
Speaker 2: That you had a bel air? We've been here for
Speaker 2: three hours, shut up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a tough one because it's the last
Speaker 1: place you want to be and you don't want to
Speaker 1: hear somebody else's conversation. Although, but then this is where
Speaker 1: I'm a little bitchy mcbitch. I would then start having
Speaker 1: my conversation with Jared and be even louder. So, honey,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do for Thanksgiving this year?
Speaker 1: Let's just start a waiting room war. Lady, you want
Speaker 1: to be loud, I can be louder. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's fine, lady, Look, lady call me. I love her.
Speaker 2: Heather McMahon.
Speaker 1: When she re enacts stories, she makes up a name
Speaker 1: so quick, really, Betsy, Well that's how I feel about Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Like she's so quick with fake name. This is awesome.
Speaker 2: Any who?
Speaker 1: Any Who, I swear I'm not that cold, cold of
Speaker 1: a bitch, because you know what, there are some things
Speaker 1: that actually make me excited, make me feel like a
Speaker 1: little girl, make me a love love and you and
Speaker 1: I have kind of texted to each other about it.
Speaker 1: But I want to set the scene about what has
Speaker 1: just rocked the internet over the weekend. Saturday night night
Speaker 1: before our game, we all go to a dinner, great dinner,
Speaker 1: great time. The car ride Hoda to our hotel. What's hot?
Speaker 1: I said, where were you guys at?
Speaker 2: And I remember it of a Della al Berneze.
Speaker 1: What a time, great food, great cocktails, great fellowship, all
Speaker 1: the things. So we're in the car and it's Greg
Speaker 1: his daughter, Kevin, Jillian myself headed to the Hodie and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I go, oh, my god. And
Speaker 1: Greg's obviously obsessed with the tailor Travis story, and we
Speaker 1: see the footage of her coming off stage and running
Speaker 1: into his arms, and I just I got to tell you,
Speaker 1: I was feeling good.
Speaker 2: I had about two three cocktails in me. And you
Speaker 2: know what this cold nasty girl that is like talking
Speaker 2: about people being loud in the waiting room did. I
Speaker 2: watched it like thirty times in my room. I loved
Speaker 2: it so much. I thought it was the cutest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. You know why, because all girls, I
Speaker 2: don't care how much you complain about people in the
Speaker 2: waiting room or are tomboys girls love love? Yes, I'm
Speaker 2: with you. I did watch it. I watched it. I wondered,
Speaker 2: I was like, is this embarrassing? How many times I've
Speaker 2: rewatched this?
Speaker 4: Only because many times I had questions and I left
Speaker 4: you a voice note about this. I had questions about, Okay,
Speaker 4: does she know that he's standing over here, because you
Speaker 4: know what I would be doing the second I got
Speaker 4: off stage after just rocking Buenos Aires Arspantina. I need
Speaker 4: no no I'd be like, where is he? So I
Speaker 4: have time to get a breath mint, so I have
Speaker 4: time for someone to spray me down with some perfume.
Speaker 4: Because you know the scene in Bride'smaids when she wakes
Speaker 4: up in the morning and she puts makeup on and like.
Speaker 2: Effortlessly lays there. I have done that.
Speaker 1: I have done that Sandra Bullock in the proposal after
Speaker 1: hooking up with a guy. I one hundred percent have
Speaker 1: done that in my life where you want to look
Speaker 1: all cute, but I'm like, I would not want to
Speaker 1: jump into his arms smelling like I just I mean,
Speaker 1: she's that's a workout out there for three hours and whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's like I would want a mint stuff my
Speaker 1: bra mint spray and like so I don't know, like
Speaker 1: did she have time to like? So I brought up
Speaker 1: these concerns to Greg Olsen. I told him, you're very
Speaker 1: concerned about this. And here's Greg's thought. I mean, here's
Speaker 1: Greg who plays in a three to four hour game.
Speaker 1: You know, I've seen him with a bloody nose, not
Speaker 1: you know, burgers, all the things. It's not rockets, he goes.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care. I'd be like you come running to
Speaker 1: me and your sequin bad breath. I don't really think
Speaker 1: she has bad breath. She's said swept. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like she does. But like I know, that's how you
Speaker 1: and I are. I can't talk to an athlete postgame
Speaker 1: without like fifty listine tabs. You know it's implosive. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't care. Yeah, what more, psycho, So we're not rocking
Speaker 1: a stage of one hundred thousand people. But yeah, what
Speaker 1: did you love the most about it? Go on your tangent?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: I love that she can be this global superstar and
Speaker 4: he can be, you know, the face of the NFL
Speaker 4: and so cool and so nice and wonderful. But it's
Speaker 4: that scene from notting Hill and Julia Roberts just says
Speaker 4: to Hugh Grant, I'm just a girl waiting for a
Speaker 4: boy to love me.
Speaker 2: And it's that thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, you could be this massive star, you can
Speaker 1: be a billionaire, but what do you want. You want
Speaker 1: the one thing you can't buy, which is love, and
Speaker 1: money can't buy me.
Speaker 2: Love can't buy me. Love is a great movie. Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 4: Patrick Dempsey and Cindy Mancini, the captain of the cheerleaders
Speaker 4: what a fantastic movie that is.
Speaker 1: But it is to ask for him to be on
Speaker 1: this podcast. We should because I that movie.
Speaker 4: I wanted to save up one thousand dollars and buy
Speaker 4: that sweet outfit and then it's like Bobby the boyfriend
Speaker 4: from Iowa like, and then everyone's like and the message
Speaker 4: of that movie is so good too, and they're like
Speaker 4: picking on him, but then he becomes the coolest guy
Speaker 4: in school. If you guys have never seen this, because
Speaker 4: the listeners might be like, young and cool and hip,
Speaker 4: this is an eighties cult movie that's just fantastic.
Speaker 2: Anyways.
Speaker 4: You can't buy love, well, actually some people could. I
Speaker 4: might be bought the next time.
Speaker 1: Around, but in this particular case, I just love that
Speaker 1: they could have anything they want, and I hope they
Speaker 1: are in love.
Speaker 2: When people like, oh, is it real, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get I wouldn't get my ass on a
Speaker 1: plane and fly to Argentina if I didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: want to hook up with my girlfriend or boyfriend and
Speaker 1: really like them.
Speaker 2: I just think it was really sweet and it was
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just love them and I hope that it's like
Speaker 4: forever and ever and if it's not it'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Well, it lasted so good for both of you.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Travis, you're so fucking cute with
Speaker 1: her father and like just so cute. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: know how we feel about our dads and like just
Speaker 1: that whole dynamic see Donna with her, and it's like,
Speaker 1: I just love it.
Speaker 2: I love the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And his sweet little face when she changed the lyric
Speaker 1: and he was like this and he's just it's just adorable.
Speaker 2: Yep, I love I was saying to Greg.
Speaker 1: Greg was watching it over and over and again, Greg,
Speaker 1: is you know the tight end connection tighter with him?
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 1: Their ends are tighter than you know. But anyway, he
Speaker 1: just was like she loves him.
Speaker 2: And I was like she should.
Speaker 1: Like it's all the things we said, you know, when
Speaker 1: we so called hooked them up. But I was just thinking, like,
Speaker 1: and I said this to Jared, like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know her personal life, don't claim to know it,
Speaker 1: but she's never had.
Speaker 2: Like Adam. He's a man and he is.
Speaker 1: Standing there and like you said, credit man, yes, and
Speaker 1: he's like jamming out with her dad. And I think
Speaker 1: all of us, you know, all of us can relate
Speaker 1: to rocking the stage and changing the lyric.
Speaker 2: But no, every girl has.
Speaker 1: Looked in the mirror saying a song changed it about
Speaker 1: the guy she likes, and she's so like kind of, oh,
Speaker 1: that's weird. I have I do it about Mac and
Speaker 1: Howie all the time. What songs are you changing the
Speaker 1: lyrics to?
Speaker 2: I can't wait to be king for Howie or for
Speaker 2: Mac And I just can't wait to be king.
Speaker 1: But I just thought getting back to Tata, and I
Speaker 1: just thought how she like was so like the Cheeves,
Speaker 1: but like it was just so sweet.
Speaker 2: And I love how he stood there with his arms
Speaker 2: behind his back and she was sex.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the about the end, Zie, you scored six
Speaker 1: points there? Oh you know what it was because it
Speaker 1: was I'm shoving cool, I'm hot, I'm all these things,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put my hands behind back, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wait for my lady to run to me, and
Speaker 1: the I'm gonna grab her and the hands behind the back.
Speaker 2: Who knew what a move?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said to Jarrett, and I was like making him,
Speaker 1: you know, because obviously he loves Travis and he thinks
Speaker 1: he's such a great dude and we were talking about
Speaker 1: his swagger and him being there, and I said, babe,
Speaker 1: how he was, you know, in the arena and just
Speaker 1: jamming out to her and just standing there. Isn't that
Speaker 1: how you are with me every time I do a
Speaker 1: sideline hit. And he's like, I, you don't even know
Speaker 1: my asses on television and he's like, why watch sometimes?
Speaker 2: And then we started.
Speaker 1: I got into this whole tangent about you know, Travis
Speaker 1: is there, he's waiting. His woman's rocking this Argentina. She's
Speaker 1: rocking the stage. And I said, shit, I tried to
Speaker 1: get you down on the field at SOFI during Matthew's game.
Speaker 1: And he walked down on the field and the guy goes,
Speaker 1: excuse me, and he goes, oh, I have a pass
Speaker 1: and with Fox and the guy like puts his hand
Speaker 1: on him and he goes, whoa. And the guy goes,
Speaker 1: we arrest people like you, and he goes, my wife's
Speaker 1: on the field. She's doing reporting right now, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't care, and then he like radios for someone,
Speaker 1: who goes, what should we do with this guy? He
Speaker 1: just won Tuesdanley Cups for your city cut to I
Speaker 1: looked over and It's like the end of the game.
Speaker 1: And I said to my security for Fox, I go,
Speaker 1: where's Jarrett and they go, had a little problem, He'll
Speaker 1: meet you over at the car.
Speaker 2: We get to the car at so fine. This was
Speaker 2: weeks ago. This was like we went, yeah, when did this?
Speaker 2: When was this?
Speaker 1: Oh? This was the Philadelphia Rams game. He didn't tell
Speaker 1: me about this, and he told Matthew. Remember we went
Speaker 1: to dinner. He goes, hey, I almost got arrested at
Speaker 1: your game the other day. I get to the car's
Speaker 1: eye and I was like, where were you? And he goes, babe,
Speaker 1: I try to get on the field. I walked on
Speaker 1: with my Fox pass and the guy said, we arrest
Speaker 1: people like you, and he goes.
Speaker 2: I'm not a streaker, So then we arrest people like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he goes, what if I had gotten arrested here?
Speaker 1: I said, I'll tell you what would have happened. If
Speaker 1: you had gotten arrested here, I would have run into
Speaker 1: the Rams locker room and screamed for Matthew and Sean
Speaker 1: mcvagh to get you out of whatever jail you're in.
Speaker 2: It so fine, Hey say.
Speaker 4: Hey, SOFI security the only people you should be arresting
Speaker 4: are the trippers that are over a year while we're
Speaker 4: trying to play a football game. And I've got thoughts
Speaker 4: on that, but I will reserve judgment.
Speaker 2: No, I won't. Well lock it up.
Speaker 1: Then there's that lock it up. So then, speaking of
Speaker 1: almost getting locked up, as Jared's explaining this to me
Speaker 1: and Fox security by the car, we've got our escape
Speaker 1: that we're in with the cops, one of the cops
Speaker 1: gets off his motorcycle to come over and talk to us,
Speaker 1: and I go, oh my god, are you getting arrested now?
Speaker 2: The cop goes Jared Stole a huge fan, thanks all
Speaker 2: much to go. Where were you when he almost got arrested?
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Travis is, you know a king at Taylor show.
Speaker 2: This guy's getting arrested. It's so fine. The parallel is
Speaker 2: not really there.
Speaker 4: But yeah, your husband is arrested. Travis is being invited
Speaker 4: on stage to perform with her.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't know that happened. Is the
Speaker 2: Cheese player coming home to me? Comma, is the King's
Speaker 2: Player getting arrested for being a I don't know? You
Speaker 2: nail that, You nail that.
Speaker 1: I can see why you sing and change up the lyrics.
Speaker 1: I can see why you do that.
Speaker 4: I know that is I didn't know that that happened
Speaker 4: to him, which is hysterical because the last time Jared
Speaker 4: was at so Far, he was sauntering on the field
Speaker 4: with Kim Kardashian with Kim Okay, how did we go
Speaker 4: from Jared's babysitting Kim's kids on the field to getting
Speaker 4: almost arrested a lot? Get your hands off, saint, what
Speaker 4: are you doing? Be with you the Father, the Son,
Speaker 4: and the Holy Spirit? You little cute.
Speaker 1: Anyways, we loved it. We were happy for them. I
Speaker 1: thought it was so cute, her running to him and
Speaker 1: her sequence amazing.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I don't want to hear. I
Speaker 2: don't want to hear. Oh, he's flying all the way
Speaker 2: to Argentina. I'll tell you what. He's stretched out on
Speaker 2: a private plane. He's fine. You can go where you want, Donald,
Speaker 2: wherever you want during your bye week.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Just everyone stop looking for reasons to hate this, because
Speaker 4: I'm over it.
Speaker 2: It's cute. Did you see what gronk?
Speaker 1: I had an interview with Billy Bush and was like
Speaker 1: saying how much she loved it.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing again, My headline of this. It's innocent.
Speaker 2: No one's being harmed in their love.
Speaker 4: So just if you don't like it, just shut up
Speaker 4: about it, because we like it and we'll keep talking
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 1: Hey, I we didn't get to go to her show,
Speaker 1: and that was my bad.
Speaker 2: I just had a kid. Getting back was hard.
Speaker 1: So I really want to go when football is over
Speaker 1: to her show wherever? I think.
Speaker 2: I want to go to the London show. Let's go
Speaker 2: to that one. I'll go anywhere. She would say. Karma
Speaker 2: is my favorite calm down post coming home to me.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're done singing, you're kind off, lock it up. No,
Speaker 4: I just I want to see her in concert. I
Speaker 4: do because I want to go. I saw her in
Speaker 4: concert years ago.
Speaker 2: I did too.
Speaker 1: I've gone through two of her shows. I almost don't
Speaker 1: want to go to the movie yet.
Speaker 2: No, we're not going to the movie. No, we're not
Speaker 2: want to see the real thing. Yeah, who said anything
Speaker 2: about going to the movie. We're not doing that.
Speaker 1: I know. I was thinking about going to the movie
Speaker 1: in Buffalo because I think I'm gonna be there for
Speaker 1: two days.
Speaker 2: No, I okay, no, okay.
Speaker 1: This is this is a joint venture. You can't just
Speaker 1: I didn't go. I didn't go to the show without you.
Speaker 2: I was here. I couldn't want you think I was
Speaker 2: gonna do that.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: London?
Speaker 1: We're going to you?
Speaker 2: Where should we go?
Speaker 4: I'll go anywhere? And I still need to go see
Speaker 4: Usher three concerts. I want to see Adele Usher.
Speaker 2: And Taman tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I know I'm very upset about that, so real quickly
Speaker 4: recap for us last week.
Speaker 2: You were in Dallas. Okay, where are you going this
Speaker 2: way a week?
Speaker 1: I'm going to the home of Greg Olsen. I'm going
Speaker 1: to Charlotte. I have Cowboys at Panthers. That'll be close,
Speaker 1: probably retiring his number.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm going to Baltimore for Ravens Bangles.
Speaker 2: How about the finish to some of these games this week? Incredible?
Speaker 4: While Kevin was not listening to my highlights, I was
Speaker 4: recapping some great finishes. Like most, a lot of them
Speaker 4: came down for very end. That Ravens game where they
Speaker 4: ended up losing to the Browns. Then you had which
Speaker 4: at one point.
Speaker 1: The Browns were down, I think they were like down fourteen,
Speaker 1: but they scored fourteen points in a minute and a
Speaker 1: half to get back into that thing. Then the Bengals
Speaker 1: game and CJ Stroud, let's just talk about head, CJ.
Speaker 4: For you, good for freaking you young man. Nothing looks
Speaker 4: too big for him. He looks like he's been playing
Speaker 4: in the league for ten years. Anyone that doesn't know
Speaker 4: sports and listening to our podcast, c J Stroud is
Speaker 4: a rookie. He's unheard of to come in and play
Speaker 4: the way that he's been playing. He has only thrown
Speaker 4: two interceptions. There are quarterbacks that have been in an
Speaker 4: MVP conversation that throw two interceptions in the first half.
Speaker 4: This young man is playing lights out with a brand
Speaker 4: new coach, new system, new player.
Speaker 2: Everything is new.
Speaker 1: He's Everyone talks in the NFL like when you get there,
Speaker 1: the speed of the game, all this.
Speaker 2: Kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: This guy looks like he has time to file his
Speaker 4: nails while he runs the offense. He is poised, and
Speaker 4: I just love his demeanor about We've talked about a
Speaker 4: little bit on here about loving the city, and when
Speaker 4: he gets on that podium post game, it just seems grateful,
Speaker 4: but not in a way of like cheesy.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just like everything about him, so I'm happy to
Speaker 4: see his success. Although I was upset. The Bengals lost
Speaker 4: because my three game parlay I had the Bengals wedding.
Speaker 4: I have not been on a good role. These things
Speaker 4: keep happening that my three game parlays get blown up.
Speaker 4: So anyways, DraftKings. The crown is not yours because I
Speaker 4: lost that one. But I'll pull it together this week.
Speaker 4: I don't know what a parlay is, but that sounds bad.
Speaker 4: I really say, for your fact, I would love that.
Speaker 4: I really want to read this article in The Athletic.
Speaker 4: I sent it to Jarrett to remind myself.
Speaker 2: It was about c J. Stroud. How would c J.
Speaker 1: Stroud evaluate a quarterback coming out of college? He already
Speaker 1: has it mapped out. Here's a quote from it, and
Speaker 1: this is where I want to read it. I'd never
Speaker 1: draft a quarterback who didn't play another sport growing up.
Speaker 1: I'd never dropped a quarterback without talking to his teammates first,
Speaker 1: and I'd have to sit down with him and watch film.
Speaker 1: I would make him explain where the rules stop and
Speaker 1: where the instincts kick in. I'm into this kid. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to read this article. I'll send it to you. Yes, Tomiko,
Speaker 1: Ryan's had a quote you don't pick guys based on
Speaker 1: a test, especially a test we don't even ascribe to.
Speaker 1: The most important thing about a quarterback to me is
Speaker 1: what his teammates say about him. That's hunt for that
Speaker 1: stuff you can't fake. I love Tomico, Ryan's I love CJ. Stroud,
Speaker 1: I'm pumped for the people that work for Houston. I'm
Speaker 1: into all of it me too. And by the way,
Speaker 1: fuck that test, Like, how dare you? Like, honestly, if
Speaker 1: how dare you? If I had to take an IQ
Speaker 1: test before I did my job, I wouldn't have a job.
Speaker 1: Ig Like, seriously, how dare you the nerve? Aren't you embarrassed?
Speaker 1: Like that is so rude?
Speaker 4: Okay, I understand, Like we have talked the hardest position
Speaker 4: in sports to me as a quarterback position, not because
Speaker 4: I've played it, but because we've talked to the people
Speaker 4: that have played it at the highest level. And being
Speaker 4: able you have to know not everything, like everything you
Speaker 4: guys on your team are doing, every position, everything that
Speaker 4: the defense is doing, adjusting at the line of scrimmage,
Speaker 4: getting it up before the clay clock expires, listening to
Speaker 4: your coach in the headset, like there's a million things
Speaker 4: going on I understand that intellect is a part of that.
Speaker 4: But to that quote in the article, to Tamiico's quote,
Speaker 4: what is this test? I don't even I'm not even
Speaker 4: smart enough to know what the goddamn test is. Like,
Speaker 4: why are we doing that? It doesn't make any sense
Speaker 4: to me, and I've clearly fired up about it. But
Speaker 4: I'm happy for you, dare you. It's very rude. So
Speaker 4: what else the NFL get me? Oh my god, if
Speaker 4: you liked points that Detroit Lions Chargers.
Speaker 2: Game, any highlights of it, yet still need.
Speaker 4: To well, you would have been you would have heard
Speaker 4: the highlights had you been listening to me. You I
Speaker 4: was listening when the first half you were listening second half?
Speaker 2: She I don't know.
Speaker 1: Where it was second half. Oh my god, here's a
Speaker 1: good behind the scenes story. So I really add to pee.
Speaker 1: I mean, we all know I'm trying to hold it.
Speaker 2: And then I was doing in the yard.
Speaker 1: I got a pee and I'm not gonna go on
Speaker 1: the field. I'm gonna, you know, go find a toilet
Speaker 1: behind the scenes. So I ran to go find a potty.
Speaker 1: But before I went to go potty, one of the
Speaker 1: PR guys brought it. Potty from the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Love that.
Speaker 1: Pr Staff said to me, CD Lamb is one catch
Speaker 1: away from breaking the NFL record for the first player
Speaker 1: with ten plus catches and one hundred and fifty plus
Speaker 1: receiving yards for three straight games. Blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah that. But I was like, oh wow, God,
Speaker 1: I got a pee, so I ran to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: But I still have my ear in my IFB and
Speaker 1: I can hear Greg and Kevin in break as I'm
Speaker 1: in the stall, like you know, squatting and like, God,
Speaker 1: I gotta hurry, I gotta hurry, don't pee on my pants.
Speaker 1: Things like that. I can hear Kevin and Greg go.
Speaker 1: Everybody's out, But ceedee, Lamb, why is he still in?
Speaker 1: This is so weird And you want to say you can't.
Speaker 5: I can't say it full pe and then I'm gonna
Speaker 5: blush the toilet and I'm like shoot, shoot, And then
Speaker 5: you guys, we have these IFB packs that are connected
Speaker 5: to our backs, so I'm trying to pull it up,
Speaker 5: you know, not zip my underwear and all the things.
Speaker 2: Hurry washing my hands. They come back. Oh, welcome back.
Speaker 2: See Lamb still in the game. We don't know why
Speaker 2: I'm running.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, hey, cause he's to break cne Lamb
Speaker 5: just broke a record.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn it, I said to Kevin.
Speaker 1: I apologized to Kevin in the in the airport and go, man,
Speaker 1: I was trying to tell you, but I was I
Speaker 1: was taking a pee that was three quarters.
Speaker 2: Too long and it was a long one.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so great as you're out of breath. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the what was I gonna say as you're doing?
Speaker 1: Oh the other Because that you said record, it made
Speaker 1: me think of Christian McCaffrey. I wanted him to he
Speaker 1: had so Christian McCaffrey's record was seventeen consecutive games with
Speaker 1: a touchdown and he needed obviously one yesterday to break
Speaker 1: the record. And they kept him in the game as
Speaker 1: a blowout game against Jacksonville, and they kept him into
Speaker 1: the very end and Kyle Yuschek ended up getting the
Speaker 1: last one.
Speaker 4: But I wanted him to get that so bad. I
Speaker 4: was like, come on, and I don't know if those
Speaker 4: guys really care. I know in the post game, he
Speaker 4: like made a joke like everyone scored.
Speaker 1: But me, But.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that was that's a good one. And then
Speaker 1: you think about this we're talking.
Speaker 4: I mean, you mentioned Caroline and I had them last
Speaker 4: Thursday with Chicago, Like, I forget that Christian McCaffrey was
Speaker 4: on the Panthers, and he was on the Panthers last year.
Speaker 4: Last year, Christian McCaffrey was on the Panthers. But I
Speaker 4: feel like he's been with the San Francisco forty nine
Speaker 4: ers forever because it gets traded last year midway through
Speaker 4: the year, and it just now that I've seen him
Speaker 4: with them, I'm like, oh, he's always been on the
Speaker 4: forty nine ers, So it's just weird to think that.
Speaker 4: It feels like a hundred years ago for that organization
Speaker 4: to have him.
Speaker 2: But oh my god.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm going to Baltimore and I'm excited. What
Speaker 4: I got to check the weather. I'm trying to be
Speaker 4: better about that.
Speaker 2: Right now for you. I think it's going to be cold.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, and plus that stadium's on the water. Girl,
Speaker 1: it's always windy too, hold on windy.
Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Was the game we had against the Detroit Lions, and
Speaker 1: the wind gusts were insane because it's.
Speaker 2: Right off the water.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Oh I got that, says yeah, I hope
Speaker 1: you have a coat.
Speaker 2: I have your coat from last year that I still
Speaker 2: need to return to you. How rude, la la la.
Speaker 1: I may need it for my Philly San Francisco game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Jesus Chris, how rude am I to not return?
Speaker 2: Stop it?
Speaker 1: So Thursday at eight o'clock, your game's at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: Whichime are you on Air seven? It's gonna be fifty
Speaker 2: four eight o'clock will be about fifty three.
Speaker 1: It's really gonna dip at about fifty one or fifty
Speaker 1: when that John Deere tractor is behind you, guys as
Speaker 1: you're trying to wrap. That doesn't feel like that cold. No,
Speaker 1: it's not going to be that bad. I'm excited. But
Speaker 1: you got a factor in the windchill. There's gonna be
Speaker 1: some win. Always got a factor in the windchill. This
Speaker 1: gal you know in your neck of the woods, when
Speaker 1: you do the weather with Al Roker, you make sure
Speaker 1: that you know what a banometer it is. Gal factor
Speaker 1: in the windshill. She has no idea what a parlay
Speaker 1: is or an over under and gambling, but wind chill,
Speaker 1: humidity and barometer I'll take weather for one hundred. You
Speaker 1: should be good high sixty five that day, Loe is
Speaker 1: forty eight. You're going it's gonna be a little chilly
Speaker 1: on Wednesday when you guys go to your little crew Dindy,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna warm up on Thursday.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited for you for that weather.
Speaker 4: How adorable were we this week that not only did
Speaker 4: we do a dinner, but sweet Tailor Brooks organized we
Speaker 4: went to a comedy club.
Speaker 2: We went to the laugh Factory. Dude, I know that
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 1: We went to Laugh after Last Laugh exactly, last comic
Speaker 1: standing sit down.
Speaker 2: It was so fun.
Speaker 1: Like I love first of all, I love love and
Speaker 1: I love laughing.
Speaker 2: But I got it.
Speaker 1: I gotta hand it to anyone that's listening. That's the
Speaker 1: stand up comedia.
Speaker 4: And good for you because it takes a lot of
Speaker 4: balls to get up there, and you know, the jokes
Speaker 4: aren't always hidden, you know what I mean, Like there's
Speaker 4: like the first few ones are you know, this isn't
Speaker 4: like marquee comedians and they're working through some new material.
Speaker 4: But you can tell right away when someone gets up
Speaker 4: there and they're gonna be good because it's like right
Speaker 4: off the bat, they're like fuck her and their body
Speaker 4: language like their whole thing. Like there was this guy
Speaker 4: that was phenomenal. He was so I gotta get his name.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it reminded me. I was like, I gotta
Speaker 4: go to we should let's go and do that more often.
Speaker 2: It's so fun.
Speaker 1: You never leave a comedy club and be like, oh
Speaker 1: that was shitty. I mean maybe some of them aren't
Speaker 1: all great, but like you're laughing, it's great, great, yea time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if we did a stand up routine, which I think
Speaker 1: is really our life every day, what's like the first
Speaker 1: story you would start with? And then I'll answer, you're
Speaker 1: receiving this very prestigious Past Summer All Award from Saint
Speaker 1: Jude's and you're the first woman to ever be a
Speaker 1: recipient of it, and huge, I'm supposed to host this
Speaker 1: event and the night before we're motherfucking each other.
Speaker 2: So I would start with that because it is such.
Speaker 4: A so I mean literally, you guys, and I know
Speaker 4: we've said this before, but if you haven't heard this
Speaker 4: episode of the podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm like this. I'm like you're like this, and you're
Speaker 2: like you're like this.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, well, no one ever tells
Speaker 1: you that you're this and no one have done it,
Speaker 1: so we're just like room hey, like grenades at each other.
Speaker 1: Then cut to and everyone, please put your heads together
Speaker 1: for the great Aaron Andrews. It was all.
Speaker 2: She's done for the community and the job.
Speaker 4: She's the most amazing galo like the juxtaposition of mfing
Speaker 4: you to honoring you in a ten hour span.
Speaker 2: That's what I would start the routine with.
Speaker 4: I think you should start the routine with your McDonald
Speaker 4: order or your fast food order, because that was very good.
Speaker 2: I think I would start with I don't know, takes
Speaker 2: not funny.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say how much I hold, like like
Speaker 1: I peed my pants on the sidelines before from laughing
Speaker 1: so hard because there's nowhere to go to the bathroom. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: now that's not a funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll work through it. We'll work through it on
Speaker 2: this next week. I'll work on it.
Speaker 4: I had to do stand up comedy for Harris Casino
Speaker 4: when I worked at Best Damn Sports Show.
Speaker 1: There was like this, I know you've heard the story
Speaker 1: one hundred times. When I a new comedy club open,
Speaker 1: so I had to go and do three minutes on stage,
Speaker 1: three minutes on stage, and I think I'm generally funny.
Speaker 2: Hi call me. I think I'm so much funnier. And
Speaker 2: three minutes sound? How long? Did it felt like an hour?
Speaker 2: And no one's laughing. No one was laughing.
Speaker 4: I mean literally, the only thing they laughed at was
Speaker 4: me going, everyone should turn around because all the jokes
Speaker 4: flew over your head and they're on the wall behind you.
Speaker 4: And I was like yeah, and I was like and
Speaker 4: then the set was over. But I was like, I
Speaker 4: think I'd be really funny now because I've had a
Speaker 4: lot of life experience, Like back then, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll take our act to the streets, gal, you know,
Speaker 1: really working out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my ass to the yard and pee.
Speaker 2: I love you. I'm glad that you're turn that frown
Speaker 2: upside down, turn that frown upside.
Speaker 4: Down, and shut up in the waiting room. Love you guys,
Speaker 4: have a great week.
Speaker 1: Everyone is the host speaking out to me. Cute, that
Speaker 1: was a good one, you're jen singing. I don't know
Speaker 1: why we keep going back to it like it's I
Speaker 1: call men, I can the best, the best, the best.
Speaker 1: I can only wink with my left eye. So he
Speaker 1: was walking this way, so I hope I had to
Speaker 1: turn and go call me, like make a real concerted
Speaker 1: effort so he could see the wing.
Speaker 2: It's my new move. If you see me wink and
Speaker 2: say call me, I don't mean it. Bye, my man.
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