WEBVTT - Hour 2 – Frank Caliendo, WNBA Drama 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:03.560 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:04.440 Sports Radio. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:08.320 Hey, what's going on? 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:10.960 What's up? 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:11.200 Man? 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:13.480 Tuesday in for the Great DP? What's up? 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:16.119 Dan Ette's gonna have some fun today? Later on in 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:19.680 the show, we got Hall of Famer Drew Brees stopping 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:23.120 by tomorrow, ice Cube and just a lot of fun. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.079 By the way, can you please get it right this time? 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:27.440 Can I give you a quick backstory? While Sam placed 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:28.240 the glockenspiel? 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:29.479 What's up Sammy? What's up? 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:29.920 Danny Kay? 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:31.200 Danny G's on phones? 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.600 Our producer thirty second story? Because Cari is waiting in 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:35.120 the green room. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.320 Well, I got to build up the hype for tomorrow. Okay. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:37.800 Oh No. 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:42.760 Back in the day, which was a Tuesday on Sirius XM. 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:48.519 Covino and Ridge, we had ice Cube in the studio 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:50.479 and he had that snarl on his face like he 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:51.280 didn't want to be there. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.159 It wasn't like ice Cube sitting in a boat and 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:54.720 like a kid's movie. Yeah, he wasn't. 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:57.200 Wearing a life preserver like on a family fun trip. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.600 He was like mean, like straight out of Compton. Ice 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:05.720 Cube and Rich is like, all right, let's welcome the 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:13.800 legendary I yo, his nostrils flared out. I think like 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.399 steam came out of his ears. I saw fire in 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:19.320 his eyes and leaned up and leaned forward with that 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:24.360 that snarl. And he's like, y'all know, who have you 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.280 even talking to right now? And Rich like he blew 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.200 Rich's hair back, and we were like, Rich was so 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.720 scared of him. And now Rich and we've interviewed him 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:36.640 against Sorry, mister, you can't say ice tea. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.920 Now it's in my head. Yeah, I know, now it's 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:39.360 in your head. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:39.959 Can't do it. 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:44.000 So that's tomorrow today, Like Rich said, Drew Brees and 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.440 Frank Collendo's here, man, But we're live in the Fox 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.520 Sports Radio studio and you can watch the show right now. 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.600 You could see Frank, you could see us, could be 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.040 part of it. You could chat live like super Bird 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.560 or Wilhelm and a Crider. Everybody here, Wes and mercer 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:02.760 At Cobino and Rich FSR on YouTube see us live. Hey, 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:05.680 we're waving high. What's up YouTube dot com? Slash at 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:08.919 Covino en Rich FSR. All right now, like you said, 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:10.760 we got to welcome him, the one and only one 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.320 of our favorite guests, the guy that gives us time 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:15.919 when we need it, and he's always a great dude. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:17.440 Frank Kelly And what's up Frank? 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.320 All right, guys, Hey, you know and I think the 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.240 last time I was on with you, I talked about this. 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:25.760 This is where I found out about who you guys 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:26.640 are filling in. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:27.400 For Dan Patrick. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:31.560 So uh, pretty cool to uh to make this full circle, 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:36.000 if you will. And Drew Brees, I became friends with him. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.040 He's one of the nicest guys. Have you guys talked 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.639 to him before? Yeah, he is one of the He 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:44.120 did a when I first met him. I did one 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.000 of those things where I like, could you, uh, could 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.560 you make a video for my flag football team? 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:50.239 Uh? Yeah, one are the kids' names? 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.600 I know, my my flag football team I'm playing No 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.280 uh so the kids, Uh, they got a kick out 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.960 of that. But Drew Drew Drew invited me to dinner 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.600 at the Super Bowl. Not the Super Boys playing it, 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.240 but he invited me to the Super Bowl in New 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.000 Orleans because he was part of you know, the hosting 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:08.120 group or whatever. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.240 And I was super tired. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:11.760 I had to pass because I had to get home 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:16.040 and coach of my son's basketball team. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:16.640 Uh. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.240 You know, he's you know, ten years old or something 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.920 like that, and as the coach of the guy, I 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.720 was so tired coaching. It was like little giants there. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.119 Guys were just beating up on our kids. I eventually 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:31.040 got kicked out of the game. I honestly got kicked 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:31.640 out of the game. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:32.360 As the coach. 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:35.640 You it was horrific. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.920 I mean because I was I was just I was 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:39.720 watching these kids beat up on our kids, and I 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.960 yelled at the ref I did. It was totally I 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.680 shouldn't have done it. And I actually went and apologized 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.440 to the parents on the other side afterward, and they're 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:51.440 there and the kids, I just I just put my 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.520 two legs and I went, I you know what, kids, 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:54.480 you should never act like. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.600 This is a totally wrong thing to do. I'm sorry. Parents. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.000 And after the game, they're. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:02.280 Like, okay, mister Hollywood, and they're just coming after me, 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.240 and I was like, man, I'll tell you what, man, 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.240 you're a jackass, then come on, man. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:12.680 Callendo goes for the gold by putting his tail between 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:16.400 his legs, shrinking down like Fred Flintstone in the big 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.520 chair next to the table. He's a tiny little guy 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.360 at that point, and you're coming after him. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:22.840 At his worst time ever. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.120 I can't believe you were that guy guy even here 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:27.760 here at the Little League League. 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:31.280 But do you hear that mighty on here in the 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:35.240 you know I'm here. Do you hear that? Frank, You're 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:36.839 here and our headphones is. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.080 Like today today today, I consider myself SOLF. 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:43.560 So so it's totally that's Gruden doing. 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:46.039 You want Gruden doing, Lou Garrick, that's what you want. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.400 I wanted to ask you, did you not see the sign? 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:49.880 He says? 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:53.719 He says, parents, parents, beware, the kids are watching, watching, 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.440 and they're all over the Little League fields out here 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.320 here like the parents get advocates. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:04:59.719 Oh you were that guy that got. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:03.479 Tossed that because you know, people want to social media 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:06.400 to talk about Yeah. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:07.480 Yeah, I don't know. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.640 I didn't know what I was just and I wanted 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:12.919 to go. I passed a dinner with Drew Brees for this, 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.359 and I just I just obviously didn't. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.760 Maybe I did say, and I don't know when you're 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:19.520 stupid league and he's stupid kids. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.800 Frank, I got to because you're such an entertaining guy. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:26.240 But just talking to you is such a fun experience experience. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:29.760 Is there pressure to impressions of what you do when 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:30.640 you meet new people. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:35.880 People Like when I meet somebody like at the airport, 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:38.600 if you're like a dinner party or something, because just talking. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.040 For me, for me, But I feel like, but you 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.120 might feel like that I should probably break. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.600 Yeah, I mean a little bit. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.640 Sometimes it feels like people are just waiting for it sometimes. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.800 And but the last time I was on with Danny 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.559 got on me about it because I went to dinner 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.560 with those guys. They're talking about how I just break 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.080 into impressions all the time, Like. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:05:59.920 Well, maybe I was trying to impress you you are dance. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.960 Maybe that's maybe because I could do it in the 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.800 story I'm going to add it to so, yes, maybe 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:10.840 that's the situation. Yeah, I don't do it so much 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.680 around the house and with my friends, there's nothing like that. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.480 But when somebody does meet me and they bring it up, 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:18.719 there is a little bit maybe give. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.840 Them a boom, like a mad thing like that. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.479 Yeah, which is which is the worst place? 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.160 Airport t s A. Don't do that. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:32.280 There, uh boom cuff me uh so uh so, Yeah, 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.680 there's a there's a little bit of that. But I 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:37.359 if you know me, I'm not I'm pretty much not 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:39.720 breaking into characters all the time. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:45.279 When he says and he brings me Frank, I always 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:49.560 think of the Flaming commercial, like how the fire would 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.040 just burst into his foot, would just burst into flames. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:58.159 Speaking of your friendships, Frank, I saw that Carrot Top 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:01.039 posted you yesterday, So I want to know about some 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:04.240 of the camaraderie in your life when it comes to comics, Uh, 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:07.400 your Mad TV affiliation back in the day, Like, do 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.400 you guys root for each other? Is there some sort 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.400 of fraternity camaraderie going on with those dudes that you 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:16.800 came up with? Do you automatically support them? The Airy 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.840 Spears is of the world, the Will Sasso's even the 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:21.760 Bobby Lee even though he wasn't a cast member, but 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.119 you see his clips all the time. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:25.040 He was on Mad TV a lot, Like do you 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.160 keep in touch? Do you guys communicate you? 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.160 Guys? I can't hear you now for a second. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:34.800 See Sam, Oh, it's okay, okay, it's okay. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:37.240 Can you hear me? Because this is terrible? Guys never 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:38.720 worked on Charles Barkley. 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:39.760 Knuckleheare man? 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.840 I asked the coolest question ever. I don't know if 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:45.760 I don't know if Sorry, Charles Hell, we're good now. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:50.080 I was asking you about the camaraderie amongst the comedians 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:53.720 you came up with, Like I saw that Carrot Top 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:57.320 posted you yesterday. You know, what's that relationship like? And 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.240 all your mad TV guys that you came up up with, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.320 Harry Spears And I threw Bobby Lee in there because 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.280 he's always on social media even though he wasn't like 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:07.840 a real was he a real cast member? Will Saso? Like, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.080 do you guys keep in touch? What's that camaraderie like? 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:19.200 Now he doesn't have us? Ah, you know what, you 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.320 might have to pull an audible here, Rich, you know what, 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:22.640 let's let's let's break. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:26.200 We'll come back. You might have to pull a radio. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:30.600 Yeah, we'll get it all situated. We'll get Frank and 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:35.160 we'll fix it. Frank Coleendo, we're losing communication, guys, that happens. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:39.080 It's all good, all right. So hey, speaking of we 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:39.760 have other guests. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.240 We got Showtime Mahome stopping by, he's got Trivia, we 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:45.000 got Drew Brees. But let's work this out and we'll 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.840 figure it out, okay, because I got lots of great 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.280 questions for Frank Callendo. If you have anything you want 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:50.679 to ask him to get hit us up to on 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:55.280 YouTube at Coveno and rich FSR on YouTube at Covino 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:56.920 and rich FSR. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.720 Be sure to catch the live edition of The Damn 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:03.360 Patrick Show weekdays at nine am Eastern six am Pacific 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.640 on Fox Sports Radio in the iHeartRadio app. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.360 This is Rob Parker, and I'm here with an important 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.640 public service announcement. Whatever you do, do not listen to 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:17.440 the Paulie and Tony Fusco Show. Fox Sports Radio asked 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.560 me to do a promo, but I'm here to do 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.959 a no mo, as in, don't listen to this show. 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:24.720 No mo the host of. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:28.240 Two fools from Philly who have the dumbest takes ever 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.920 in all of sports talk. And you know, if I'm 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.200 saying that, they must really be bad. I have no 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.160 idea why Fox Sports Radio picked this up, but I 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:39.880 know where to put it down in the trash can. 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:44.839 So please don't listen to the Paulie and Tony Fusco Show. 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:49.320 No way, No how give you on ch Wait? Why 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.680 are we playing lobamba? What's the tie in here? There's 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.520 always some sort of musical tie in. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.040 Last hour, which feels like an eternity ago because of 0:09:56.040 --> 0:10:01.280 our Yeah, because Sam was screaming on top of a bridge, it's. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:06.040 Just about a minute ago. Because Sam's middle name is Javier, 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:10.040 that's time, I doubt, or maybe because I'm half Mexican. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:13.520 Cavino and Rich on Fox Sports Radio with super producer 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.480 Danny g who I think is on the case. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:15.800 Right. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.640 I don't want to keep Frank coll Let's go. We 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.680 got show time of homes Trivia coming up. But thank 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.520 you guys for being here and for the great damn. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.320 Pat You guys are going to give Zoom one more 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.679 crack at it, and then if that doesn't work, I'll 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:28.400 get him on the phone. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.360 Yeah, we'll blame Zoom, but if it happens again, we're 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:32.079 blaming Sam. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:36.079 Yeah, that's you. Gotta blame someone, blame the face of 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:40.360 the blame. Maybe we should just blame Frank. Hey, Frank Condo, 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:41.040 what's up? Man? 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.600 No, I can't hear all right, in the business, we 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:49.040 call this riffing, you guys, riff and I'll get him 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:49.520 on the phone. 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:54.400 All right, let's riff the decompress. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:55.920 I know you want to bang your head through the 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.520 wall right now, It's okay, it's nobody's fault. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:04.000 What it is? Can you never do not aechnologies? I mean, 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:07.360 the thing is, it's it's someone's it's not Frank. I'll 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:07.800 give you that. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:11.720 It's uh. Every time something happens. You know what our 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.320 video guys fol likes to say. And this is for 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:18.120 anyone at their job. Operator error, operator error. Right, Well 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.160 that's ninety percent of the time. 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:22.320 But whatever. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.880 Yeah, as uh Danny g jokingly said, better with Frank 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:26.720 than with Drew Brees. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:29.959 I just kidding, Frank. We love you, man. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:33.040 We say that respectfully for sure, and appreciate your time. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:33.280 Man. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:34.200 Is he there? 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.520 I have him on the phone now the way we 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:37.760 used to do it in radio. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:39.880 All right, Hi, Frank, I didn't hear what was? 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:41.360 How did you make fun of me? What was? What 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:41.840 did you say? 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:43.680 Better you than Drew Brees? 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:47.800 Yeah? All right, so you killed my my intro line. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.760 That's what I was gonna do, Like I was the 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:54.040 Chester yes or one hundred percent agree with you? 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.800 I mean get out, no, no, no, no, no, I'm on. 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.520 I'm on with it. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.960 But when you were talking about hanging out with your 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.320 breeze dough, I do love that mutual respect that you 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:04.360 guys get and I love how they embrace you. And 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.280 that's sort of what I was getting at before. You know, 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.400 it's the third time I'm asking this question, and it's 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:09.240 not even that great. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:09.520 Of a question. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.920 I would say, you thought from the freaking question, Well, 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.559 you know what, Speaking of quarterbacks, we were talking about 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:18.000 Baker Mayfield and how he was offered two years one 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.000 hundred million. We were saying, how do you not take 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:22.600 the money and run? You know, what are your thoughts 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.439 when you hear stories like that? And I don't know, 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:27.559 if you're watching betting on yourself, which I'm sure you've 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:29.199 done a million times in your career. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:32.280 No, I usually just acquiesce and go for the money 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:35.640 that they initially offered me. Right, pretty much, that's pretty much. No. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:39.319 I hold out. I've held out on some things before. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.520 Usually people have to talk me into it a little bit. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:46.800 But uh, I don't know, I'm usually pretty pretty happy 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.920 with I shouldn't say that I have held out for 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:52.320 some differently, not that much. When you're talking about fifty 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.880 to one hundred million. I mean, I can't even comprehend that. 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:59.160 I don't think the average person could comprehend tens, if 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:01.720 not one hundred, you know, hundreds of millions of dollars. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.720 So if you do, if you do, I can't. I can't. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:09.520 I don't think I would. I always looked at it 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.679 when I was a kid watching Brett Favre make all 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:15.119 that money in Green Bay. I grew up in Wisconsin. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.240 I'd be like, well, why don't, why can't you, Why 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.680 don't you take less money and get some better receivers 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.640 or get the defense. But that's just not the way. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:25.280 When you have all those agents around you and people 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.119 talking to you about that type of stuff, your mindset's 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.040 a little different. You do watch your value. You don't 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:34.000 want to be treated crappy. And the owners are making 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:35.680 a ton of money. I think that's the way they're 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.360 looking at it. The league's making a ton of money, 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.079 the owners are making a ton of money, and why 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.240 shouldn't I make as much as possible? And maybe they 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.640 don't trust the owner to put the money where the 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.120 like that quarterback thinks they would put it. I'm sure 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:54.800 that happened to Baker Mayfield where he's been. He's like, well, 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.720 you told me I was gonna you know, if I 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:59.280 took less money, you would do this and that doesn't happen. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.600 That's the type of thing you just you can't trust that. 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:02.240 It's business. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.079 Yeah, and Frank and your business. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.720 You're surrounded by celebrities all the time, and guys in 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.800 sports in the NFL they love you. But do you 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.960 still get a kick out of it when they recognize 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.160 you for what you do? 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:12.920 Yeah? 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.600 Yeah, well yeah. The coolest thing when I first started 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:20.240 was was I was at a groundling show in Los 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.280 Angeles there the Improv troupe, and Will Ferrell walked in 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.400 and said, Hey, are you Frank? And I was like that. 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.160 I mean, I was only in comedy for maybe five 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:31.160 years at that point, and he's like the Madden. The Madden. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:35.280 He's doing that, you know, that's pretty cool. And the 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:39.200 Madden is the thing that people always no. When I 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:44.040 met Chris Evans, I did. I did a thing where 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:48.160 I brought my daughter to an ACE comic con. Maybe 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:49.640 I've told you this before, but I brought her to 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:54.240 an ACE Comic con in Seattle and Josh Broland had 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:58.040 used me in the movie W for the George W. Bushification, 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:02.080 so he he's like, that was me. So I I 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:04.160 the agent calls it, you go you can go meet 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.040 Josh Brolin right now. Only problem is he's with Chris Evans. 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.160 I'm like, we'll deal with it. Then we go in. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.240 I'm talking to Chris to Josh Broland for a little bit, 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.080 and Chris Evans because I went, wait a second, who 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.760 are you? And I go Frank Kelly and who goes, 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:19.160 Oh my god, do some mad do mad doing this? 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.440 And it was so my daughter at thirteen years old 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.040 thinks of the coolest guy in the world. So yeah, 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.040 I mean that stuff is I don't even know if 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.920 it's just for me at this point, but when my 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:33.040 kids see something that that that gives me a little 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:34.360 bit of a cool feeling. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:35.560 Yeah, I mean it's wild. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.880 Like I said earlier, the fact that you bring people 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:42.440 so much joy through through impressions. But alone, Frank, you're 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.520 just a great guy without the impressions. But there is 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.240 such a layer like if anything ever goes weird, Frank 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.760 can always just do impression you impressions to get out 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:51.479 of like a weird, uncomfortable moment. 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.600 Morgan Freeman and that's when he realized he didn't have 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:59.320 enough money to pay for that dinner. Frank's slowly but 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.400 Charlotte all to five hundred yards. Look at their slop. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:03.560 I can't even imagine. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.000 Oh maybe I just don't want to just to wash 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.400 those dishes? Is that a real thing? Can you wash 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.080 dishes at a restaurant? 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.800 I know we were led to believe that and when 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:13.680 we were kids. If that's what they do, right, I 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.640 saw Pee Wee Herman do it in his Big Adventure. 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:18.320 That's that's uh my only reference to it. Yes, it 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:19.000 never happened. 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:23.640 I've never seen anything reflects reality. It's Pee Wee's Big Adventure. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:27.040 Yeah you never? Did you have run ins with him 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:28.000 on your come up at all? 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:28.280 Or No? 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:29.440 The Great Paul rub. 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:35.680 Total wrong verbiage for that one. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:43.040 No, you never you know encounter, No, you never at 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:43.680 the playhouse. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:48.240 No. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:48.320 No. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.040 The big one, because I've become really good friends with him, 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.600 is John Gruden. I mean Gruden is the one I've 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.960 done stuff with. You got I told Rich this off 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.120 the area. You got me doing cameos. He's like you 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:01.240 ever do cameo? Man? Like you know that thing where 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:04.560 you wish people happy birthday? Let's tell you what, there's 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:09.800 no better satisfaction than wishing somebody. And this guy he 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.159 has the greatest cameos in the world. I'm doing a 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.040 commercial for him on cameo do it for me. But 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:18.320 I'm at I'm at the FFCA, and he's got he's 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.360 always watching film, he's always got old video on there. 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.440 He's like, I gotta do this one. First guy's birthday, 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:27.560 give me a second on at the birthday. Rich, It's 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:31.040 great that you're fifty years old. You're breaking into the 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:34.880 fifty year Mike Mark like, well, there Peyton to run 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.520 through the line, and then he plays Peyton behind her, 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:40.159 like that's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:41.000 entire life. 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:45.240 So I just think he said the Madden the Madden before. 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:49.800 I feel like generationally you could see how old someone is, 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:51.320 whether they want you to do the Madden or the 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:53.240 Grindin in a way, I feel like I feel like 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.680 I think. 0:17:55.240 --> 0:18:00.000 I went from a guy who pigeonholed himself as an 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.600 a comedian who did an impersonation of a guy named John, 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.760 to a comedian who doesn't imperson an impression of a 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:11.720 guy named John. It went from j O h N 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:15.160