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Speaker 1: Two days before my wedding. My fiance just found out,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know what's going to happen next. Is

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Speaker 1: this dude like confessing at the altar where it's like

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Speaker 1: I object, object, or maybe he's just like you just

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Speaker 1: need a third to this equation. I think we maybe

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Speaker 1: should be a little pully w a try wedding. I'm

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Speaker 1: imagining right now the scene in Shrek where Lord Farquaad

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Speaker 1: is getting married to Fiona and Shrek bust In is like,

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Speaker 1: I object, so and then the bride just starts floating

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Speaker 1: in the air. Yeah, she's so into it. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think this can only end poorly for the fiance.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what what do you got? Down? Throws down

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Speaker 1: his moves. Oh listen, you're done for them green cheeks though.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's I mean, I mean, you've seen how

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Speaker 1: large he is, just saying, just saying, Shrek is definitely

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Speaker 1: you know, Ogre is gonna get that. Oh ye Ogres

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Speaker 1: are like onions, make you come, That's right. They bring

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Speaker 1: tears to your eyes for multiple reasons, make you so wet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's see what we got cooking. Here. Okay, so I've

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Speaker 1: been with my fiance for over three years and engaged

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Speaker 1: for a little over a year. Okay, my best friend

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Speaker 1: and I have known each other since freshman year of college,

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Speaker 1: were now all in our early thirties. This morning, I

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Speaker 1: woke up to a long text from my guy best

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Speaker 1: friend that he had sent around six am. Not a

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Speaker 1: great time to receive a telene fella. Yeah, that's like

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Speaker 1: really early for some paragraphs. You know you're getting into something. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if it was like he woke up and

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Speaker 1: he's like, I can't take it anymore. I gotta tell

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Speaker 1: go to sleep and he's like up drunk at like

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Speaker 1: six am. I think he drafted this for seven hours straight.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then just overthought it down. Basically, it

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Speaker 1: was him pouring his heart out. He said he'd been

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Speaker 1: in love with me for years but had always hoped

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Speaker 1: that I'd end up breaking up with my fiance and

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Speaker 1: finally noticing him. Oh, never a winning play, my guy,

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Nice guys? Finished first? Oh, of course,

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Speaker 1: you know, a tip of the fedora is all you

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Speaker 1: need to win your key to the la tip of

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Speaker 1: the leads to the tip of your penis inside your

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Speaker 1: your crush right or inside of your pants, cold and

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Speaker 1: a low. Yeah, yeah, it's probably more likely. Yeah, get

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Speaker 1: in your cell. Imagine what if? What if? What if?

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Speaker 1: What if they made like nice guy penis fedoras. That's

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Speaker 1: just a little fedora. It's like, uh, you can do

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Speaker 1: a condom like that or like a cock ring. You

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Speaker 1: put it on and it's like a little little fedora.

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Speaker 1: And then he was like, hello new new o kop

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Speaker 1: merch coming to you as what right? Right? So my

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Speaker 1: guy best friend asked me to call off the wedding

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Speaker 1: and run away with him. That's a big ask. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm saying okay, I'm saying okay.

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Speaker 1: For the record, let the record state his tech said,

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Speaker 1: I needed to tell you before. It was too late. Damn,

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Speaker 1: just a terrible time wedding. I mean, yeah, getting married

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Speaker 1: is is. I feel almost too I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: too late. It's too late. But my guy, this like

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Speaker 1: marriage a month ago at least, that's a point. I

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Speaker 1: mean before I think maybe you say it right when

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Speaker 1: she gets engaged. Now you say it, you say when

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Speaker 1: you feel it. Man, Yeah, there we go say what

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Speaker 1: you feel it right and there you know? Yeah, guy

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Speaker 1: right here, that's right. I just feel gross and sad.

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Speaker 1: I have no feelings for him beyond platonic love. I've

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Speaker 1: drafted a response and deleted it over and over. What

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Speaker 1: you you even say to that? What like come run

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Speaker 1: away with me? Nah? Okay, yeah, come run away with

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Speaker 1: me and just send like a meme back, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: trek meme or the guy the Jordan Peele like sweating

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Speaker 1: like crazy. Yeah. The gift is like the the probably

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Speaker 1: one of the worst things to get back to, like

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Speaker 1: a heartfelt message, and it's and it's hard to beat k,

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Speaker 1: but that might be the only just like a stupid

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Speaker 1: nonsensical gift. Yeah, oh god, I love that if you

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Speaker 1: would use to respond to this, to just just good ones,

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Speaker 1: says I ob jack because it's a little confusing because

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh, does he want are you say I object?

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Speaker 1: Or is Opie saying I object? To your perusal or

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Speaker 1: am I just making funny? Yeah? Straight up? A see,

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Speaker 1: let's torture this guy, little bit. Let's do it please please?

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Speaker 1: Oh we will. We will pick who has the best one.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited to see you guys responses getting back

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Speaker 1: into it. I haven't even told my fiance yet. I

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Speaker 1: soon to our wedding. I know I need to, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do or how to phrase it.

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Speaker 1: And what's worse is that he's become my fiance his

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Speaker 1: friend too. Oh, this is dicey. This is dicey, bro.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if he's really your friend,

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Speaker 1: if he's trying to steal your wife, Yeah, not truly

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Speaker 1: your friend. Now we're seeing probably like friendly, Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: to bone your wife exactly. Yeah. God damn. I'm also

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Speaker 1: pretty pissed that my friend chose such an unfortunate time

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Speaker 1: to cause such distress. There were many times over the

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Speaker 1: years he could have just bucked up and told me

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Speaker 1: Like I would just cancel my wedding and leave my

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Speaker 1: even say it in person. You had to do it

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Speaker 1: over text. If you be like Shrek and say I

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Speaker 1: deep divers until the end. But let's let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the the eye object at weddings. I want I want

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Speaker 1: to discuss that all list. Okay, I want to discussakdown. So,

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Speaker 1: I want to tell him not to come to the wedding.

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Speaker 1: I can't trust that he won't pull something. Yeah, he'll

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Speaker 1: pull the eye object card exactly. He might pull something

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Speaker 1: else out if I object, and let me show you

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Speaker 1: why you should come with me. Oh, I just meant

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Speaker 1: his notes after speech. Yeah, I meant his swamp step

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Speaker 1: step three, tak her good plan. Now I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if I want to talk to him again. But

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Speaker 1: the thought also of losing my best friend is heartbreaking. Hell,

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Speaker 1: the thought of not having him at my wedding is

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Speaker 1: really painful. He has put me in an uncomfortable, impossible situation.

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Speaker 1: I wish it wasn't on me to deal with his

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Speaker 1: My God, he probably knows like what he's he knows

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Speaker 1: the risks. Yeah, yeah, like I think he knows that.

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Speaker 1: He's just like trying to give it one last shot,

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Speaker 1: the Hail Mary, the Hail Mary, and then I guess

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Speaker 1: he can live knowing that at least he tried. Dang you,

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Speaker 1: how you get me over on over on this guy time?

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Speaker 1: That was a convincing speech. I wish that he had

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Speaker 1: either stopped being friends with me when he realized us

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Speaker 1: told me a while ago. I don't want to kick

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Speaker 1: on and I don't want him to attend. Damn. Sorry, buddy,

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Speaker 1: he lost everything. You lost, your friend, you lost like

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Speaker 1: he always had the dream? Yeah, like maybe yeah, maybe,

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Speaker 1: but no, Yeah, he went for the Hail Mary and

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Speaker 1: just got hailed on. You know, goodness, gracious, we've been

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Speaker 1: friends for over a decade. I've been crying over this

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Speaker 1: under forty eight hours. Oh my god, forty eight hours. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's really going down the wires very much. So, I mean, hey,

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Speaker 1: nice guy. At least you know it's coming when I yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: And there will be something else coming shortly after. But

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Speaker 1: juicy update. Oh, I'm so excited to hear what the

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Speaker 1: so right now? Oh, he's going to show it to

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Speaker 1: Would you bring it up to fa Yeah for sure, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Forty eight hours before the wedding. Roh. Yeah, yeah, way

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Speaker 1: oh god, or given her the greatest offer of her life.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that ogre weener. But I want to know

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Speaker 1: what the fiance says, Shall we get into the update.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. My husband and I love being able

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Speaker 1: say I have just kind of a power move. If

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Speaker 1: I'm being honest, you could get all this of you

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Speaker 1: just up jets. Come on, baby, look what I got here.

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Speaker 1: I'm backing this. Meet Mama's for yo. I turned on

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Speaker 1: signing this account, and I had the oh yeah moment,

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Speaker 1: So I figured I'd post an updates. Thank you. So

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Speaker 1: a lot of people really helped validate the icky mess

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Speaker 1: of feelings that I was having. Thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: Posting here really helped me put my thoughts into words.

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Speaker 1: So that night my fiance got home from his brothers,

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Speaker 1: I let him sit down and then I showed him

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Speaker 1: I can't, especially if this guy is his friend, depending

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Speaker 1: Sam is uh what the okay gang? Okay gang? Thanks?

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Speaker 1: Do you think uh opie was the A hole? Do

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Speaker 1: I mean any different if it all? I think that's

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Speaker 1: I was headed to the room with the balcony where

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Speaker 1: her parents were staying, thinking it was ours. I walked

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Speaker 1: right in. Oh no, oh no. As I went in,

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00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: I heard the shower running. Oh no, hot and steamy

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00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and I started feeling a bit promiscuous. No,

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00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: oh god, no, no no. So I decided to give

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Speaker 1: who I thought was my wife in the shower a

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00:24:53,600 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: little surprise, God, surprise, it's my digna. So I stripped down, no,

429
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: completely naked. Oh god, dude, I'm dying. I'm dying here.

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00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. Cheeks and dang alang just hang

431
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: a langing, And seeing that the door was slightly ajar god,

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00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: I decided to barge in. No, he used the word barge,

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00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: so I did, while announcing quite loudly Daddy's home. Little

434
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 1: did he know that Granddaddy was here, the old Daddy,

435
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: the ultimate Daddy, the Daddy and the Daddy, the father

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00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: in law. The sight that lay before my eyes is

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00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: one that will be stuck in my mind forever. My

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00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: father and the law but naked in the shower, looking

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00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 1: in a mixture of disbelief, confusion, and mostly anger. Oh god, bro,

440
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: I don't ah, this is so bad. Oh my god,

441
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: this is Oh, this is so bad. I froze and

442
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: for a second we just stood there in silence, a

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00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: silence that was broken by him shouting what the fuck op.

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00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: At this point, my flight response finally kicked in, and

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00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,719
Speaker 1: as fast as I could, I rushed out and dressed

446
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 1: faster than I ever have before in my life, and

447
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: sprinted out of the room. Oh dude, could you imagine,

448
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:46,479
Speaker 1: Oh could you imagine? This is so bad? You're both naked.

449
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: How do you recover? You're both naked? I don't know

450
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: how you recover. I mean, I don't think you do.

451
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: I don't think you do. You just have to flee

452
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: to keep your relationship with your father in law is

453
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: never the same. You have to leave, or it's never

454
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: the same abount Now that that would be the plot

455
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: twist of all twist. I fell in love with my

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Speaker 1: wife's dad. Oh my gosh. The real question is oh shit,

457
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: that big Oh fuck? I thought I thought that was

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00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: you spreading the cheeks. O that. Now daddy's packing got

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00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 1: a whole meat factory down there, like father, like doctor.

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00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: Since I didn't have the key cart to the other room,

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00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: and I'm sure as hell was not going to ask

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00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: for it, I'm now sitting in the cafe outside the hotel.

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00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my wife to come back from her dinner.

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00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: As I don't really think I could explain what happened

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00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: on the phone. I probably shouldn't do that. Hey, babe, So,

466
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 1: uh saw your dad's dick. I just kind of busted

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00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: in with my cock just hanging out. And then I

468
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: saw your dad just dripping wet, hot and steamy, and

469
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: his meat was just hanging So yeah, that's that's about it. Uh,

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00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: you know, call me back when you get this message. Boo. Yeah,

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00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: I don't think that's it. Yeah, this is like an

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00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: in person kind of This is a face to face

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00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: the same way that he was facing his dad's meat

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00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: or his wife's dad's meat. Oh man, oh, here we

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00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: go today. I almost made love to someone I consider

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00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: my dad. Consider that's the key. Consider is the keyword.

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00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: So yeah, you can say the family brunch tomorrow should

478
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 1: be interesting. That's gonna be awkward as fuck, dude, the

479
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: worst brunch of all time. And there's an update, please

480
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: tell me, like the dad got hit in the head

481
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: with a baseball bat and just has amnesia or just

482
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything so beautiful in my life and

483
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: I can't spend another second away from what the fuck

484
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: that he was bedcheting was just like in awe of

485
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: what he was saying before the fuck. Oh my god.

486
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: My father in law told my mother in law and

487
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: my wife, and both of them pretty much died of laughter.

488
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: We're just gonna start putting in pad of laughter. He

489
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: also isn't too upset. He just told my wife to

490
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: tell me, to tell me I know who the real

491
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: daddy is. A daddy's got some singers, ladies and gentlemen,

492
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: to which my wife promptly relayed that message to me. Nice.

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00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: Currently with the wife in our room, trying to get

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Speaker 1: the aforementioned image out of my mind and avoid my

495
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: in laws at all costs. I don't you don't I

496
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: think I think that image is gonna stick for a

497
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: sec that and just sit I just imagine sitting there

498
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: the whole brunch and you're just like cutting your pancakes

499
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: and you're thinking about your wife's dad's cakes. Just you

500
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: know there, Just just try not to try not to

501
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: pitch a tent while you're doing it, you know, hopefully not. Also,

502
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: I would like to clarify I did not know what

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00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: promiscuous actually means. I swear whatever that means. Sure, sure,

504
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: all right, And with that, don't look at your father

505
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: in law's ding dong. Fuck your parents literally