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Speaker 1: Rolling on with the countdown of our top ten phone

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Speaker 1: taps of Christmas. Today, it's time for number seven, where

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Speaker 1: we reach out to a hotel to book a room

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of an assist from our robots

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Speaker 1: speech to text app.

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Speaker 2: I love these ones. Our fake AI phone taps are

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Speaker 2: my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Sure we're not offended that you like our robots better

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Speaker 3: than our actual voice like Brook. Hopefully no distractions happened

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Speaker 3: mid call to make this super awkward in your number

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Speaker 3: seven phone tap of the year.

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Speaker 2: Right now, it's Brook and Jeffries ten phone taps of

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Speaker 2: Christmas Number.

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Speaker 4: I thank you for calling Olivia. How can I help you? Hello?

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Speaker 4: Is Olivia? Can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Hello? My name is Doug Stickwick. I would like to

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Speaker 2: book a room.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what's happening?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, I am driving and using speech to text

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Speaker 2: through my car.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I've never done this before, but I guess it's fine.

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Speaker 4: You said your name is Doug stick Quick.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, but did you just call me fish Stick?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, I'm sorry, sir. You said your name

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Speaker 4: was stick Wick.

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Speaker 2: Yes it is. I'm sorry, just a little stressed. Looks

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Speaker 2: like I took a wrong turn and ended up in

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Speaker 2: a parade.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's really unfortunate. You might want to pull over something.

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Speaker 4: It seems really unsafe.

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Speaker 2: It's okay. I think the officials think I'm part of

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Speaker 2: it because I have a funny hood ornament of Mickey Mouse.

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Speaker 2: Oh hi, everybody, Hello kids, I'm waving to them.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to call me back? Maybe when it's

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Speaker 4: a better time.

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Speaker 2: It's fine. I am a busy person, so this is

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Speaker 2: the only time I can make this call. So I

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Speaker 2: will be coming there on the twenty six and leaving

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Speaker 2: the twenty nine.

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Speaker 4: Okay, great.

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Speaker 2: Also, I need a suite with a view.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's funny. There are clowns in the road.

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Speaker 4: Just to be careful of them.

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Speaker 2: They are juggling and roller skating. Do you like clowns?

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Speaker 4: Not particularly, They're not my favorite, but we should we

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Speaker 4: should get back to the reservation.

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Speaker 2: I want to say something, Hey, clowns, what are you

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Speaker 2: looking at? I'm totally screwing with them and honking my horn. Okay,

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Speaker 2: my horn is bigger than yours.

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Speaker 4: So if I were you, I wouldn't antagonize the clowns.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, one is coming up to my window.

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Speaker 4: You definitely should keep it rolled up. And leave them alone.

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Speaker 2: Nice makeup? Did a two year old get loose with

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Speaker 2: a Crayola box? So?

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Speaker 4: I really don't think this is the best time for

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Speaker 4: you to be booking a hotel.

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Speaker 2: No, it's okay. I can do this. Just get me

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Speaker 2: as sweet on these days. Do you have one available?

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Speaker 4: I do, but I would really appreciate it if you

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Speaker 4: just call me later.

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Speaker 2: This is hold on. Now they are surrounding my car.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, the big one with the green pants

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Speaker 2: looks like a nightmare.

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Speaker 4: This is not okay.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to say something.

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Speaker 4: Don't say anything else any more of the clown.

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Speaker 2: Hey, clown, you are not funny. You're just a walking

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Speaker 2: coupon for a therapy session.

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Speaker 4: Why would you say that to them? Why are you

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Speaker 4: trying to piss them off?

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Speaker 2: He hit my car with a plastic rolling pin.

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Speaker 4: Looks really happening.

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Speaker 2: Blown. You want a piece of this? Stop, I'll fight

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Speaker 2: you right here.

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Speaker 4: I'm engaging with him. You are making it worse.

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Speaker 2: After I'm done with you, your big shoes won't be

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Speaker 2: the only thing you will be walking away from your

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Speaker 2: dignities next.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I cannot listen to this anymore.

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Speaker 2: Oh hey, did you book that swee yet, No, I

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Speaker 2: need the confirmation confirmation.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to stop you. I'm ruining a whole parade.

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Speaker 4: Their kids watching, got it.

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Speaker 2: Let me punch this clown first. Oh my god, I'll

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Speaker 2: take you off speech to text.

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Speaker 4: Don't punch anybody too late.

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Speaker 1: God, I'm writ in the nose.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Who's laughing now, buddy? So yeah, kind I get that

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Speaker 1: confirmation number one. I'm ready for it.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, the confirmation number for my suite?

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Speaker 4: What's going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I just took you off speech to text.

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Speaker 4: Tell there's a parade there.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a parade, trust me. Every day on

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Speaker 1: the radio show is a total parade in the studio here.

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Speaker 1: I'm broking Jeffrey in the morning, especially when we do

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Speaker 1: these prank phone calls.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: My real name is jeff from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. In the morning, we're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you, Olivia. Jesus, your coworkers stew set you up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. He said that you've been really stressed out

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Speaker 1: at the hotel lately, and he wanted us to mess

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Speaker 1: with you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's been the help. What the hell?

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Speaker 1: Although the fighting clowns in the parade, you didn't that didn't.

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Speaker 2: Make you laugh.

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Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna have to call the costs

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Speaker 4: on a clown fight.

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Speaker 1: See that's funny. That made me laugh. You should go

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Speaker 1: into radio after you're done with the hotel stuff.

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Speaker 4: No thanks?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually no, and I wouldn't recommend it.

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Speaker 3: That was your number seven phonesap of twenty twenty

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Speaker 4: Five, brooking Jeffrey in the morning