WEBVTT - EP 434: Saving Your Marriage & Successful Failure (Ft. KevOnStage) 0:00:01.280 --> 0:00:04.080 But I'll tell you when I was judging in the book, Yeah, 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:05.960 your wife was about to move a nigga out. 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:08.200 My wife was about to move a nigga in the house. 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.280 Excuse me? Was it a family member in the black community? 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:15.200 That's really there's a tricky It's tricky, It's right. 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:17.400 So she was like, yeah, my mom told him he 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:19.400 could kind of stay with us for a while. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:22.920 I was like, no, she did it. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:25.360 I don't care. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:27.240 She was like, heah, but you know what I'm saying, 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:29.920 he's like family. I said that nigga ain't like family. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:33.320 There's family and then there's not family. And I'm not 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.159 even there. I don't know Hell yet, I've never heard 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:39.080 the name. And I live in LA with our son. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:43.040 And you want another man making Sandwichians. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.080 Welcome to decisions decisions. I don't think you should say 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:49.360 the decisions. It sounded like you was talking to cursing. 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.680 You definitely say to welcome, welcome to the new podcast. 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.760 You want to say together the decisions decisions. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:01:01.640 Hey God, welcome to an their episode. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:07.240 Of decisions decisions. I'm your girl, man DYV, and I'm 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:10.600 not gonna do my aka's today because to be respectful. 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:14.120 Don't be respectful of your AKA. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:14.399 Well I'm your girl. 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:18.679 Maybe be aka Pagan Marco aka Peg Decigon aka Peggy 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:22.399 Buddy a ka ton b Hey everybody, I'm weazy and 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:28.440 let the church say. Ay know I grew up a 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:30.440 Jewish girl. They're down bad right now. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:35.960 But what we do have in the building is loving, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:37.440 not fetter line. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.480 We're more popularly known as keV on stage, not to 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:42.759 be confused with Kevin. 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:47.280 See. You know what crazy ideas used to think it 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.000 was keV on so many people do. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:52.559 This is kVA stay. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:55.520 He definitely thought that because my first time seeing you, 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:57.480 I think I mentioned when we were on your episode was. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.400 On a flight yeah, and I was like, well, I 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.240 know what I'm doing well because I'm next to Kevin. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:06.840 He's like, I did think you were cave On, but 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:08.680 we're from Florida's. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.600 There's also no at this point, if you know me 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:12.680 on social media like I don't, I'm very ready to 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.400 say Kevin. I mean, like, this is Kevin stage and 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:19.040 people just know me. I guess they think, but Kevin 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.440 is a name. But the thing that tripping out people 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.359 who think stage is my real last name. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:24.919 And I'm like. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:25.760 You ain't. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.239 Never met nobody whose last name is stage. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.400 You got put in a bostrophe. It could have been 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.880 you know what, what's quite of black? Are you? 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.400 What? Are regular black? Regular? Regular traditional black? 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:43.000 Actually actually one eighth Mexican. No, technically that's why you 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.160 were red bone. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.760 We was trying to tell caw Hey he read, so 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.040 we look at the white balance was off. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.200 But I was like, can't you a little light skinned? 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.880 Said you red Bone? Any white? He said no, he not, 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.280 And then we like, but this is summer cap. This 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.920 is brown. Just so you know, if you was in Florida, 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:02.760 is giving red bone? 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:06.920 Okay, like somebody from across the street goes red and 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:09.560 red white too dog for red ball. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.200 I mean, you know, it's just iracial opportunity to make 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:16.000 put somebody because all we experienced October through March is 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.320 damn they were that white. Or then Mandy and I 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:19.840 arguing about who's whiter. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.520 Who's darker? Oh yeah, we literally have. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.160 We was at the pool yesterday and I was literally like, 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.480 m m, look at me, I'm getting red and they're like, no, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:30.680 you're We were literally talking about red light skin yellow. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.520 We was talking about all the shades of mellown. Then 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.120 my homegirl's like, I'm olive. We said, bitch, we give up, 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.720 she said, olive all of us. We're both sorry for makeup. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:41.040 We all. 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:46.480 Anyway, let's talk about Kevin. So, actually, isn't it a 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.520 brilliant of these things to say church announcements? Okay, I 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.839 want to plug it off the top, Yes, off the top. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:56.680 As y'all know, we begged you bitches to buy a book. 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.560 I mean I literally some of you went down the street, 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.360 took the put it down your throat and say, get 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.760 another one. This is what Kim is here to promo 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:08.520 successful failure. I actually read it. I honestly didn't think 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.440 I I was kind of just like, oh, let me skim. 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.080 Then it was actually fun. Yes, I love this honestly, 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:17.279 actually fun because we'll also because yeah, I don't assume 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:18.640 books will be now ours. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.360 Y'all knew you were getting us eating ass like dick 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:22.600 all the things. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.360 So I also didn't pictures imagine someone like the dirty 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.679 and funny shit like I audibly laughed out loud. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:29.680 But I do doo. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.400 I don't care how many people heard the story. By 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.200 the way I brought this up with you, they were 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:34.520 like yeah, we know the dude story. I'm like, I 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:37.279 don't care, I want him to tell it again. But 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:38.719 that shit was great. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:42.599 Yeah, And I like when church people aren't like two churchy, 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:44.080 but they give a show name Churchy. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.640 So although I have a show named Churchie that's on 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:49.680 BT plus August twenty first period. But I think for me, 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:53.120 being for me, this is not all people for me. 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.919 I think as Christians, I think we've done a bad 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.800 job of showing how you can actually be a regular person. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.880 Christianity is a huge part of who you are, but 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.560 it shouldn't be the only thing in the sense of like, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.360 I mean, like you don't go to movies, you can't 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.720 talk about me, Like everything can't be Oh I. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:14.000 Am I was they don't go to you were talking 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.720 about something TV. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:16.039 Yeah. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:17.599 When I was a kid, we couldn't go to the 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.240 movie theater, like that's how my family was raised. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:21.760 And I was like, but we could watch movies. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.920 You didn't have the experience of bringing in a whole 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.200 cooked meal to the movie theater as a child. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.599 Not until we left El Paso. Like once we left 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.520 my home church, my mom kind of relaxed the guidelines. Okay, 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.000 we were poor anyway, So it wasn't that's why you 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:34.760 had to bring your own snack. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:38.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The movie theaters. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:41.400 Brought in leftover in the movie logic. So I've heard 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:42.560 like Harry Potter, my. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.520 Pastor was like, the movie theater is sinful, and I 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.560 was like, is it inherent? Is it the movie theater 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.520 or the movies? Long story short, later on in life, 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.000 we felt My grandma told me that his son was 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:53.960 having sex in the theater. 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:54.400 I knew. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:06:01.440 I know that that's where most girls get thinking for 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:04.760 the first time, like the movie theaters is I'm gonna 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.800 be really the beginning of Sinners got a little too long, 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.680 and my my nigg was about to figure me right there, 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.040 and then it started to turn it up, because you remember, 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.680 like right the first ten minutes, it was like, oh 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.560 this is great, great cinematography. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:20.760 Oh no, great cinematography? Was you and like the reenact, 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:23.680 oh my god? 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.200 Yeah. We did it remot. 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:29.559 Sinners to promote U his comedy tour. And when I say, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.120 so fucking good, and your wife. 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:33.960 Was in it too, right, No, that's my homegirl Angel. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:35.920 Okay, okay, that's who we met. Though in the studio, 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:37.839 everybody confused Melissa and Angel. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:44.760 No, I don't know why we do that act. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:49.760 Oh wow, no, God, yes, and I got some Melissa 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:54.640 shade anyway from the book. Okay, so real quick, CHURCHI 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:56.560 is we stream it? How do we watch it? 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.880 We stream it on bt Plus on August twenty first, 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:02.279 all ten episodes will be that day. Believe it's a Thursday. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.559 If I'm not mistaken, you can watch it in the weekend. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.560 By the way, if you don't want to download bt 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.280 Plus to make it easier, it's just Amazon Prime and. 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:09.760 You add it. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:10.600 That's all you got to do. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:11.920 Period. I didn't realize that. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.760 If you say, hey, we need you to promote FUSE Plus, 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.520 I was like, please download it Android app stores. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:22.040 Yeah, it makes it easier, but it's also confusing because 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.960 you don't That's why I say the platform is it's 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:27.640 harder to have, like, you know, platform dominance now because 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.160 your TV just has the shows on. Oh you don't 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.000 even know. It's just like you want to watch this, 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.280 you want to and then you press play. If you're 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.600 logged in, you go in. So yes, you can give 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.760 BDT plus on Prime period. You could log in through there. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.440 Now, Church, here are you bringing? Like, is there any 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:42.600 raunchiness in it at all. 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:45.840 There's zero raunches in the first season. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:47.920 That's why we're making cap runching, y'all. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:48.560 I kissed. 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:53.040 I kissed a girl in the first season, not a 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.320 cad I kiss with your tongue. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:56.160 With my tongue. 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:57.120 Who watched. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.040 Her name is Shannie Shockley. She's she had played my 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.400 fiance in the show. I had not kissed another woman 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:03.920 in since I was sixteen. 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.760 Wait, you and your wife have been together that long. 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.960 Melissa was my my my girlfriend May fifteen, two thousand. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.960 I asked her to be well technically, long story short, 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:17.040 I thought we were dating for two weeks and what. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:18.000 You thought you were dating? 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.720 How do you think you're doing a school like? 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.040 You know what I'm saying? You want be my girl? 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:25.200 And I thought she said yeah, So I started. I 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:29.160 started doing boyfriend's stuff, boyfriend stuff. I'm gonna tell you 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:30.640 this is my move right, just to say this is 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:31.280 your knee right? 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:31.680 Yes. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.200 I used to do this move where I would like, 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.640 do this like and it would tickle your knee, so 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:38.400 great move right, Oh my, I did it. She like 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.120 stopped my hand on the bus. She was like, what 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.480 are you doing? I was like, you're my girl. She's like, no, 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:43.840 I'm not. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.760 And I was like, but remember that time I said 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:47.679 you're gonna be my girl. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:49.280 She's like, I don't know what you're talking about. 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:53.840 So I was like, oh so so on May fifteen, 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:58.720 two thousand, I asked her straight up like, hey, actually, 0:08:58.720 --> 0:08:59.640 it's not even what happened. 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.480 Her cousin, Tony, who's my homeboy to this day. He 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.160 was like, come on, cousin, be with keV. You know 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:04.480 what I'm saying. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.560 I had been championing this all semester. 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:08.400 Get the fist. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.040 I was like, can I you know? She was like, 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.959 be my girl, being my girl, Come on, list that's 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:13.840 what Tony was saying. She was like, okay, Tony, I 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.360 will be his girl. Dad you happy and threw my hands. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.520 No free story, threw my hand. We were walking to 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:20.560 her house from the bus stop. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:20.720 Now. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:25.680 She said yeah, okay, and she threw my hand and 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.720 I was like, this is gonna be my life. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:29.280 And we have never broken up since. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:29.920 Wait. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.800 I don't know why that's funny, because I feel like 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:34.720 everybody any wedding I've ever been to, they'd be like, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.120 you remember we had want rough pack. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.320 Yeah, you've never had a rough pat. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:39.760 She tried to break up with me in college. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:40.840 Okay, she tried. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:41.400 She tried. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.640 She literally tried, like me and my homeboys and we 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:46.000 were playing too much Madden. Oh yeah, I would have 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.280 broken up with I was playing Madden. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:49.199 You were a gamer. 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:51.640 I wasn't even a gamer as if like gamers are now. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.000 But when the new Madden comes out them first two 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:54.800 three weeks. 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.280 Niggas is only Oh, I tell you're gonna say dazz no, no, no, 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:58.600 like weeks. 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.840 I mean I was just going by boys possibly played 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:03.679 the game for the weekend. So apparently she was mad 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.840 that I wasn't like spending enough time with her. Blah 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:09.480 ballad valid, completely valid. So I'm walking into her dorm, 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:11.719 up to her dorm to walk into class. Actually was 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.439 just come to check on her, and her door was 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.040 open and she was fussing to her roommate. So the 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.240 big ol' they over here uff in the puppet playing 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.160 the game. Didn't spend no time with me playing the game. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:21.120 So so I walked in a room. 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:21.640 I was like, you good. 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:23.320 She was like, actually, I think we need to take 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:27.520 a break. And I was like, and I was like, 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.720 you're a little upset I'm gonna go back to. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:34.280 My guess while you go. I was, that's funny, I said, 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:35.080 you're a little upset. 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:37.000 I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to my dorm and 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:38.840 I'll be back in the morning to walk to your class. 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:39.640 And I did. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.400 I walked all the way back across campus, so I 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.120 was like a twenty minute walk. I showed up the 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.400 next morning like nothing ever happened, and we have never 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:46.600 broken up since we. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:47.760 Had rough patches. 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:52.880 Though I ain't gonna hold you, yeah, pandemic rough patch. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:56.600 Now because you're spending too much on together or your board. Uh. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:00.199 In the pandemic, Yeah, Pandemic was like a mirror out 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:06.560 of things I think, myriad, I think, how do I 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:11.360 say this? People weren't realizing how much free time they 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:14.000 had because of their day to day life. So we 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.360 thought because we were in the house together, we would 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.160 then all of a sudden spend all our time together. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.040 And I think when we didn't want to. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.520 It was like incongruent with how we felt because I'm like, 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:26.760 you know, I'm a touring comedian. You guys have been 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:30.679 on the road before, like I got my so I'm 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.760 usually in my hotel I'm watching like I have my 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.400 own time. So there was times where I just want 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.000 to go and watch the office in my office with 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:41.679 the door closed by myself and chill, and you know, 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.079 she was like, you know we why do you want 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.560 to do with me? I'm like, I'd be with you 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:48.360 all the time. And then the reverse, like when I 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:49.760 want to be with her. She won her own time, 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.480 and she's not getting her hair done, her nails done, 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.840 and she didn't realize, like just driving to the hair 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:55.640 salon in La could be an hour and a half. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.680 She'd go get. 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:00.240 Yeah, she'd get a nails done, get her hair does. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.720 She'll go grab lunch so she could have her day. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.480 So now that's not gone. So we're clashing more than 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:07.360 we usually do. 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:10.479 A pandemic was make or break. 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.400 One relationship and true story. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:18.120 One day we was into it, deep tension, thick wings 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.840 wasn't saving it because wings often breaks an argument. Chicken 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.880 chicken wing, get then be hungry. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.400 No, I don't when white people watch stuff and be 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:32.960 like told chicken wings. Everybody likes chicken. 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:34.880 It's not a black thing. 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:36.120 Everybody likes wings. 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:37.880 You know what, you know what pisses me all about? 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.920 You just saying that bro Alex has his fucking dog 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:42.400 in here and he's recording it. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:45.600 Like looks like a little chicken wing it does you. 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:49.199 Really like chicken? And now you're being stereotypical Count. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.199 I'm sorry, red bone like a chicken. God damn it. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:53.760 So I used to be like, we arguing, like you're 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.480 hungry with wings, and she'd be like, fun and that 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:57.439 would be the ice breaking. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:01.880 What's the flavor of the wings. Of course, you do what. 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:03.920 You gotta because if you want to make it back. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.280 So one time, I mean, we was into it. 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.840 We was like walking past each other on the stairs, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:16.480 not talking tension people from upstairs downstairs, and she was 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:18.920 like one day she was like, I'm gonna leave, Like 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:20.360 I need to go stay in the hotel. 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.199 I just needing to. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:24.559 I was not gonna save us. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:28.360 She booked the hotel room in Simi Valley, which is 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:34.640 like way out and she was she, yeah, that's two 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:39.920 hours ago. They took They took that evidence like a 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:41.560 whole bunch of cops ave out their true story. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:43.000 Not they said the evidence. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.000 They were they come from Simmy Valley down and harassed 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.839 the niggas and they go right back to Sweet valley 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:53.200 where so she booked the hotel and like she was leaving, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.160 and in this moment, I'm like, oh, Like I felt 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.360 like it was gonna be a moment, like if I 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.520 let her go, it was gonna be a moment. I 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:02.040 was in my draw I'm two seventy, you know, cities hanging, 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:02.760 belly hanging. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.000 Over his draws. She goes, pulls her car off the 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:05.720 garage like the ring. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:09.280 The garage app opens and it is like two am 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.600 and she's pulling out and I ran down the stairs 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:16.280 in my draws, through through the garage before she could 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:19.680 get out, got in her car and was like, no, no, 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.920 don't leave, like don't nineties R and. 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:26.840 B don't there. You got on your knees and everything. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:31.640 I I went out there because I remember her parents 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:32.240 got divorced. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.800 Lady, see if they don't beg bitch, you better just 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:38.240 go him? Then why not just give. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.600 Her the night? No, I'm gonna tell you why. 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:45.440 I'm gonna tell you why because in the moment of 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.200 the way she left, it wasn't that right. It wasn't 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.280 like let me get the night. It was like it 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:53.880 was it felt like a point and I felt like 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.080 if I let her go. It was gonna be too 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.920 hard to get her back. And her parents have got divorced, 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.240 and we talked to them separately, like what is one 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.320 thing you wish you had done differently? And they both said, 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.680 I wish I would have fought more for my marriage, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:09.800 and I wish the other person would have fought for me. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:14.640 So I remember being like, I remember that was that black? 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.760 Forget that all right? I just say I remember. I 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:19.240 remember I was seven years old. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:19.880 I remember this. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:23.320 So I remembered that in my head and I was like, 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.160 there was no ego, there was no nothing. I was like, 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.160 this girl goes to if I let her go to 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:31.800 this hotel, I think it's gonna we're gonna cross the point. 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:33.800 That's gonna be too hard because when she goes, then 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.640 my mind's gonna start being like, oh she left. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:36.560 You know you know what I'm saying. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:38.840 This is given me a little info right now. Yeah, 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:40.040 during an argument with. 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.400 My boyfriend, he said to me when I was like, oh, 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.400 I don't know if I did any space or whatever, 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.320 and I was like, you know what, sometimes we just 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.520 be around each other too much, and I'm gonna go 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:50.040 to spot day. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:51.320 Maybe I'll just stay there tonight. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.040 And he was like, are you crazy, Like, no, this 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.440 isn't what house did you grow up? And when you 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.200 just think, oh, I'm just gonna go stay up in 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.240 the rich for the night, know how it works, you 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:01.080 can go another room. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:02.280 We are together. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.200 We together. 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.040 And I used to look at it like, oh, he 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.040 won't give me space. But hearing you. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:10.720 Say this, I understand because it just gets you kind 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:12.840 of used to like separating when you're angry instead of 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:13.200 work here. 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.160 And I totally agree. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.360 And I'm not saying that what you're what you're asking 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.520 for is wrong, I think, but that's comes from a 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.440 healthy place in a healthy moment, like hey, I just 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.320 need to date to myself, blah blah blah like that, 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:28.680 but in an argument to leave in anger for us, 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.720 for us, it's just for me speaking for myself, speaking 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:34.600 for myself, for myself, myself, I felt like this was 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:36.200 a point where she was going to get to the 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.640 hotel and start going in her mind about he let 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:42.400 me go even though that doesn't make sense. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:46.120 He didn't even fighting for me. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:48.800 And whether there's you didn't run behind the car, and 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:49.880 I would have. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:50.480 I would have. 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:52.000 I would have wear n four two four, I would 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:53.640 have put my hamstring, but I would have put my 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.720 hamstring in chase because I really can't get up to 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:56.680 them speeds no more. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.520 But we sat in the car. I cried, She. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:04.639 Cried, We crowed, we crowed, We crowed together, talked to 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.480 like four A m in the car in the car. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.720 My draw that's a good one. Not only that she 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:11.600 stayed in that car because you said the wrong mother. 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:17.840 If you ever get to the point in the argument 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:21.520 for like everything's getting better than one thing taking me back. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:24.760 And we went in the house and it wasn't even 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:27.080 like happily ever after. 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.320 In that moment, right, but it's like it was like 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:31.320 a punt, like we didn't score a touchdown, but we 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:32.280 didn't throw an interception. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:35.320 We just punting for field position and type thing. We 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:35.960 went to bed. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:38.720 Madden is still in the mid I mean. 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.040 I'm gonna give you a sports analogy because that's how 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:43.000 my mind goes. But I don't want people to think 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.879 like we was like, oh it was perfect, Like no, nigga, 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:47.160 we had to get through that night. 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:49.080 And then we went to therapy. 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:51.520 Like that's probably the impetus for us going to therapy 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:53.199 because at that we weren't trying to do it, and 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:54.440 I was partially my fault. 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:56.360 I still was in the mindset. 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.919 That you know, if you if you had to go 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.560 to therapy, your relationship beyond repair. But like two and 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.040 a half years of therapy, we we only stopped because 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:05.880 our therapist had a baby. 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:07.000 And then we were just like. 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:09.600 All right, now, y'all stopped because the therapist. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:10.320 Therapists had a baby. 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:11.200 I was on the road. 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:13.800 It was just like, I love that you said that though, 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:17.200 because like a lot of a lot of couples, yeah, 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:21.119 therapy is like the last straw for them, but to 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:23.480 know that you did it for an extended amount of 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:26.200 time and that it did actually make your make your 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:27.719 make your relationships stronger. 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.800 He just interviewed a really dope couple s km il 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:39.520 in there a lesbian couple that came on the show 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:42.720 and they both both carried their children adopted. 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.840 On the Wives Kids. 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:50.240 Yeah, yeah, nice, And they talked about how pregnancy changed 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:52.399 one of them and they went to therapy together. And 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:55.639 I just love hearing couples talk about it because I 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:57.800 feel like even five years ago, you hear a couple 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:00.960 going to therapy, like, oh. 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:01.800 That's the stigma that I had. The thing is I 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.240 went we both went to individual therapy. 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:06.360 Who was your therapist? 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:06.440 What? 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:08.679 Only because whenever. 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:12.200 It was it was actually an Asian woman. 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:13.200 Oh that's. 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:16.679 There was a couple of times people the therapists were 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:19.240 like knowing who we were, and it felt like that 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:22.280 you can't know, you can't page, and then I can't 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:24.720 pour my heart out, you know, and then they like, 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:26.879 you know, we saw that video. It's like I can't 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:31.000 our lady was like English second language Asian immigrant. She 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:35.760 was a beast. Okay, ke bomb, Yeah, I was. I 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:38.240 was bombing jokes in there. She was not getting none 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:41.040 of the humor. She would be like, so, why did 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:43.240 you think that was a time for a joke. I 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.880 was like, I was trying to like diffuse the situations. 0:19:46.920 --> 0:19:48.560 She wasn't going for none of that stuff. And she 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.080 was very emotion based, and she was the relationship was 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:54.640 the client. So there would be times where I would 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:57.080 make it I'd be killing in there like yeah listen, 0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:59.240 and then therapists be on my side and then the 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:01.560 next time, I I'm getting dogged out and I felt 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.399 like I remember telling him, hey man, it's been like 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:05.400 three sessions in a row y'all feel like y'all TACTV 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:07.560 and me, I ain't really getting to talk, you know 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:08.080 what I'm saying. 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:09.480 And she was like, oh my bad, and she would 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:10.960 let me talk and I'd be like, then this what listen? 0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:11.840 Did you know? 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:13.680 I just liked that you were open to that, because 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:15.919 I don't think would have made it after my friends 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:22.160 who have like considered uh therapy for relationships, the man 0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:25.960 wants a black man as a therapist, and it's like, 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:29.120 you know what I mean, Like men like the partners 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:31.120 that I know have went through that literally were like, 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.480 I don't want a woman because they're gonna like there's 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:36.399 a side thing about it. There's an understanding and a 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:38.720 lot of black men that I know, even seeking. 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:40.640 Therapy want therapy from other black men, don't. 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:43.040 I think it's talked about mine with the black like 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:45.119 neal therapist I had when I had an abusive X. 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:49.919 Everysode about this. I was only like seventeen to twenty. 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:52.080 I was in this relationship, and I talked about it 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:53.159 a little bit in the book, but he's not that 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:55.800 relevant really in my life anymore. Fifteen years later, it 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:57.000 was the only time I ever went to a couple 0:20:57.080 --> 0:21:01.000 therapy and there was something he wanted a black man. 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:04.040 He was so so, so specific. Yeah, we sitting in 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:05.240 front of the dude maybe he was. 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.840 In his fifties at the time, and I remember he's 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:10.320 my ex said something to me or did something to me, 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.320 and the therapist peeked. He said, let me talk to 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:15.160 y'all alone for a second. So he talked to me alone. 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:17.600 He goes, how old are you? And eighteen or nineteen? 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:19.960 He was like, listen, I don't know what you grew 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:22.640 up seeing, but this is this isn't how people that treat. 0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:24.560 You like that love you treat you. Oh. 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:27.159 Really, you shouldn't be jumping, you shouldn't be asking for 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:29.959 permission to speak to me. You guys are both in 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:32.720 a space where you're paying me to give you guidance. 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:34.920 You don't have to look down. Do you understand that? 0:21:35.840 --> 0:21:37.920 And like you was talking to me, I was right, 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:39.040 I don't even know. 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:41.840 I was like, yes, sir, I'm not understanding it right. 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:45.639 He's like, this is your boyfriend, I'm a medical professional, Like, 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:47.159 what do you think your life is about to be? Like? 0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:50.680 So then he says, our conversation can always be private, Okay, 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:53.120 I said, okay, I walk out the room. We get 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:55.359 back in the car. After he has his session, he 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:57.879 was like, what the fuck did you tell him? I 0:21:57.920 --> 0:21:59.720 was like, I didn't tell him anything. He said, I 0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:02.199 just a lecture about how to be a man and 0:22:02.240 --> 0:22:04.359 what men don't do. And we never saw that guy again. 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.600 And I was like, Yo, you either get two. You 0:22:07.640 --> 0:22:10.760 get the black male therapist that holds you accountable for 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:12.919 the Yeah, and you maybe not expect that because you 0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:14.040 expected them to be your dog. 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:14.560 Yeah. 0:22:14.760 --> 0:22:17.960 And it showed me like, damn, I really thought the 0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:20.040 dude wouldn't be ont myself. Women do get very scared 0:22:20.080 --> 0:22:22.000 of male therapists in the couple situations. 0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:22.600 I can see that. 0:22:22.680 --> 0:22:24.639 And we went through we went through like three or 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:26.720 four until we settled on one. We had, you know, 0:22:27.200 --> 0:22:29.439 we had a white dude, we had a black woman. Uh, 0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:32.600 we had a Filipino lady, and then the Asian lady. 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:34.359 We were like, all right, this doesn't work. We just 0:22:34.359 --> 0:22:36.919 don't think therapies for us because it was like, it 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:39.959 was hard, and your relationship is very tense, so it's like, 0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:42.440 you know, what I'm saying, really got to work. But like, 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:46.439 even interestingly enough, we had the best sessions when we 0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:48.919 didn't even have like a an argument that week, Like 0:22:48.960 --> 0:22:50.400 I would be like, wellin't gonna talk about. 0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:51.439 It, But of course it'd be the best because now 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:52.160 your brain is. 0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:54.040 Oh my gosh, then you can go back to something 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:56.080 you didn't When we was connecting dogs, I remember one 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:57.480 of the best sessions we ever had. 0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:00.440 It was so good because I'd hired this ready guard. 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:02.480 There was a point in time where comedians were people 0:23:02.480 --> 0:23:04.960 were coming up on stage and fighting comedians and I 0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:06.560 ain't no fighter like that, but you know what I'm saying. 0:23:06.560 --> 0:23:08.320 I was like, a nigga, real, what do you mean? 0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:09.159 Before Will Smith? 0:23:09.359 --> 0:23:11.360 No, before that, before I mean the DC Young Fly 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:13.680 knocked somebody out, somebody came on stage to Gary Owen. 0:23:13.800 --> 0:23:15.639 It was like three or four times, and I was like, 0:23:15.800 --> 0:23:17.639 my wife was like we were talking. I was like, 0:23:18.119 --> 0:23:20.040 I'm a provider for a lot of people. She was like, 0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:21.560 I'm not saying you can't fight, but like if you 0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:23.960 get seriously injured, it impacts a lot of people. 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:27.760 So I mean you could, you could, You could will yourself. 0:23:28.400 --> 0:23:32.119 Yeah, like you could still. Comedians can go up there. 0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:33.120 You just gotta know how to talk. 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:34.800 Manby said. We were gonna get suited. She was like, 0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:38.320 you can't act like I was yelling. You know, we 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:40.720 know we are. When I tell you what she be 0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:42.840 acting up, I'd be like, you're gonna get sued. Bro, 0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:45.240 they are coming after you. 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:47.760 Bro Like, no, we didn't get paid and then we 0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:49.280 gotta pay w I mean, I'm like, bitch, that hold 0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:50.120 was my my mama. 0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:52.880 Are gonna get sued? 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:57.640 That's coming out of your your pots anyway. 0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:00.600 So like we had hired a security guard human Simone 0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:02.560 dude that my wife came. She comes. 0:24:02.560 --> 0:24:04.080 He's still friends with him because I want me some 0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:07.000 I'm still friends with him. He's great, he's fantastic. I'll 0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:07.520 connect you. 0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:09.600 He looks like he got the tattoos, he. 0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.280 Got all the Simone stuff. 0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:14.679 Yes, I want I want everything pack listen. 0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:16.040 Yeah he can sing too. 0:24:16.119 --> 0:24:18.399 It's great. I don't even listen. The Roman reigns, all 0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:20.040 of them. They got me, They got me right now, 0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:23.560 maybe they got me. I want the whole family. 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.200 So she was on the road with us and my 0:24:29.320 --> 0:24:31.760 brother in lawst my tour manager. I think her her 0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:34.359 sister came because my wife always comes to some tour stops, 0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:37.040 no matter how many tours. She comes to at least 0:24:37.040 --> 0:24:37.720 five ten shows. 0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:43.560 Not Jackie Christie who basketball wise, Jackie Christie went on 0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:44.960 the road with Doug Christy. 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:46.239 Oh no, I know this. 0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:48.800 The thing is like that she was a terrible mom 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:50.920 because she followed him on the road to make sure 0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:52.200 he ain't group and. 0:24:52.119 --> 0:24:53.440 The mom was trying to beat her up on TV. 0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:54.400 It was goody. 0:24:54.680 --> 0:24:56.200 Is that that he who hit her daughter? 0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:59.840 Yes, that's dog Christie's. The daughter was trying to hit them. 0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:05.160 Yeah, And I never knew. I didn't that is I 0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:07.040 was like, let me say, some things are better. 0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:08.440 I just want to say thank you. 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:10.720 You bring so much stuff that shouldn't be my algorithm 0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:13.320 into my algorithm the way I look every week for 0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:14.760 the performance of the Sea World. 0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:17.119 Because of you. I just want to thank you. Okay, 0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:18.520 I just want to thank you. Kevi. 0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:22.080 I do like to be a repurpose repurpose stuff. 0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.840 So anyway, after the show, my security guard it was 0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:26.359 his first week and my wife was coming. 0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:30.280 So my brother in law sister in law had another car. 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:34.360 And it's such a simple thing, but it costs such 0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:37.399 a divide between us and I got a couple of 0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:39.440 comedians and we got to suv my security guard to you. 0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.280 She's like six or five, don't tell me. 0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:47.760 She was keep describing so long hair, the strong. 0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:52.160 So she's like, We're walking towards the cars and I'm like, Hey, 0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:53.480 which car do you want to write in? 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:54.600 Right? 0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:58.600 Because I'm trying not to be overbearing. I'm trying not 0:25:58.640 --> 0:26:00.040 to tell her what to do because I've been like 0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:03.120 I wouldn't say controlling, but I want things my way 0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.199 and that didn't leave a lot of rooms. This is 0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:09.280 something I'm working on, right. So I'm trying to invite her, 0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:11.680 but I don't say, hey, ride with me. I say 0:26:11.720 --> 0:26:12.680 which car do you want to ride? 0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:13.159 Ride in? 0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:16.840 To give her the choice. She immediately I ride with 0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:19.280 my sister, right, And I was like, nigga, that's it. 0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:20.880 We're gonna be arguing for the rest of the night. 0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:23.480 Like I knew from that moment. A year later, we 0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:26.560 go in therapy and we're talking about this thing, and 0:26:26.600 --> 0:26:28.600 my therapist was like, I want to stop you right here. 0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:31.399 Let's go back to that moment. If you could say something, 0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:33.879 if you could re enact that moment, what would you 0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:37.280 tell Melissa. So I'm like, oh my gosh, Melissa, please 0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:40.119 ride with me, like I want you to ride with 0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:43.840 me to the hotel. She started crying, like she just 0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:46.680 really wanted to feel wanted in that moment, in that moment, 0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:49.720 and just by me asking her instead of inviting her 0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:52.680 and showing her that I want her, it costs such 0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:56.280 a like rift in that moment, and only a therapist 0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:59.120 could give me, give us the idea to like reenact 0:26:59.119 --> 0:27:02.760 the moment, and it was like a healing that part 0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:06.080 of our relationship. We didn't realize how how impactful that 0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:09.440 was for us. So I think that's a perfect example, 0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:11.720 like only a professional could think like that, whatever it 0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:14.639 is for for you, And it gave us a lot 0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:17.359 of tools to learn how to argue, how to defeat 0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:19.520 the problem, not each other, all that type of stuff. 0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:21.960 So it was it was super impact. We haven't went 0:27:22.000 --> 0:27:26.000 in a minute, but we we still use the tools 0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:28.280 now because last night I made her mad. 0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:31.600 What'd you do? Man? I just it wasn't enough lemon 0:27:31.600 --> 0:27:35.240 pepper on the world. It was a little dry. 0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:36.320 I just didn't listen. 0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:39.159 I thought she was wrong about something instead of oh, 0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:41.320 I would never do that. 0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:45.840 And this is the caucasion of me. I love blue cheese. 0:27:45.560 --> 0:27:47.600 With them pieces of. 0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:52.000 A blue cheese, I don't want red. I want blue cheese, 0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:52.520 not ranch. 0:27:53.240 --> 0:27:56.760 It was I hate when they like, uh, stereotype me 0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:58.080 because they bring the ranch first. 0:27:58.160 --> 0:27:59.119 I'm like, Okay, at least. 0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:00.640 They just think you're no human beings. 0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:03.159 No no, no, no, no no no. Blue cheese is elite. 0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:05.120 We're not gonna do that, or we're not gonna do it. 0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.560 Let's get into how churchy are you? 0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:07.840 Oh? 0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:08.800 Yes, this is great. 0:28:09.720 --> 0:28:14.639 It's filthy. You don't know what? Not that. I would 0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:17.600 like you to tell us what these fetishes are. How 0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:20.080 churchy are you? Okay? Starting easy? 0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:22.720 Spitting? 0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:24.159 What would it be during sex? 0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:30.480 Were you you spit in somebody's mouth? There's the trick question. 0:28:30.720 --> 0:28:33.040 Pet play, pet play? 0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:35.520 This is real? 0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:39.120 This is yes, this is real dog being there. No, 0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:44.840 that's best reality. Okay, I don't know, no, no pet play? 0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:45.960 What do you think? 0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:47.200 Okay? 0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:47.680 There we go. 0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:51.120 Wait one person acts like the pet Yes, okay, I 0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:51.880 don't know, y'all. 0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:55.280 And y'all, y'all, you've never you've never, you never? 0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:56.360 Like what are y'all do? 0:28:56.480 --> 0:28:59.320 Like? You? Good boy? Good boy? You did you watch 0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:02.800 Baby Girl? She was like licking a bowl with milk 0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:05.560 and ship. She was acting like a cat. No, he said. 0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:08.600 Honestly, I feel like Halloween is like the real basic 0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:12.920 because you know, if you ca you could act like 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:16.080 an animal in the bedroom. Though, keV, what animal would 0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:18.440 you be in the bedroom? 0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:20.240 Is doggy style? 0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:24.000 Not enough, that's the position, but it got dog in 0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:30.440 the world. No, no, no, okay, yeah, good boy? Good boy? 0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:35.840 Is that is that pet play? Yeah? You just bark 0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:38.280 and like there we look at you. 0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:43.320 Why would I do that? Cut cup holding? 0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:44.280 Do you know holding? 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:46.400 I know that's when you like to watch your partner 0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:47.520 get smashed by somebody else? 0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:50.280 Yes, okay, now I don't know why, just like, how 0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.360 are you like? Yep? No, cuck holding? Why do you know? 0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:53.680 I've heard that before? 0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:54.600 Okay, you've heard it? 0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:56.160 Yes, is a new one. 0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:58.040 I want to know where you just heard cut holding 0:29:58.040 --> 0:29:59.160 because it wasn't in the church? 0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:01.880 No, the did he trial? He was watching? 0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:04.480 You just learned that word? 0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:07.320 No, no, no, I've known before. That's the most recent example. 0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:11.360 That's a popular one, like go smash my girl? Yeah? 0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:13.440 Do it like that? Okay, I don't know why, but 0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:14.600 that's you know, no king. 0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:20.440 Period age play? Now have you ever been daddy Kevin? 0:30:21.040 --> 0:30:27.280 No, I guess I'm just I just kept was actually 0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:28.840 with an older person, or you act. 0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:34.560 For so the real, the real kinky part of it. 0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:38.600 There's a king called d l l G Daddy Daddy 0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:41.480 donalddle girl or something like that. So basically a woman 0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:42.320 may act like. 0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:47.760 A child, but not in the super like let's let's 0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:50.240 all be turned off way and be like daddy comes 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:51.600 to give you just a voice. 0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:53.960 It could be the playful it's. 0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:57.040 Still grow up. We don't not grow up. 0:30:57.040 --> 0:31:03.640 But people like that baby, No, don't even imitated a google. 0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:06.440 Okay, what is an erotic humiliation? 0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:09.960 Look like erotic? You smack your meat ontobody's face. 0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:11.160 Look at you. 0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:19.800 Okay, kill kill, You've advanced here, Wow, you gotta try 0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:21.640 to throw your meat on the forehand from here and there? 0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:25.400 Okay, but why she's reading a book. I just slaper 0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:27.160 with slap it on the forehead. 0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:33.000 So humiliation plays basically like when someone's a submissive mm hmm. 0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:36.040 So like you said, like, there we. 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:39.920 Go, there we go, and uh, I think a basic one. 0:31:40.160 --> 0:31:45.520 Another one would be, oh, this one's pretty crazy, but 0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:46.479 what do you think it is? 0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:49.080 What the church queer? I just want to see how 0:31:49.120 --> 0:31:49.520 church you are? 0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:49.800 Oh? 0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:50.560 Got you? 0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:53.480 And I think I think you just stepped out the 0:31:53.520 --> 0:32:00.400 church slept. What do you think querophilia is queerl Q 0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:05.440 you I are not queer like that. Okay, come on 0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:07.560 the light and route, let's go, Come on author. 0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:09.520 Okay, so net. 0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:14.280 Questions asking questions. 0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:17.640 Okay, So it's actually the real word for a foot 0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:22.600 in hand fetishes. Oh so involving attraction to the hands 0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:28.360 manicures foot jobs is very okay now at all I 0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:30.320 did not know that at all these fetishes. 0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:32.720 What do you think is the one you could do? 0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:35.200 But Melissa. 0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:39.520 Head playing and being a little childish out, I'm not 0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:40.200 gonna curious. 0:32:40.240 --> 0:32:41.680 But you could be a little daddy. You could be 0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:42.560 a little daddy KIV. 0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:44.600 But am I her father? 0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:50.920 Not? If I her father, it's like sugar daddy hot. 0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:56.120 He said, it's gonna splendid state. 0:32:56.680 --> 0:32:58.400 I could bark in the bedroom. I could do a 0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:00.160 pet but to. 0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.080 Be you wouldn't just fu some peek. Yeah, like you 0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:02.800 had to go barking. 0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:05.400 I can't that feet. Ain't you know you're not a person. 0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:07.920 You've never put it in your mouth put it on 0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:10.800 my mouth. But I advanced thing. 0:33:11.040 --> 0:33:13.120 But I mean they ain't like give me them feet, girl, 0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:15.520 like I ain't like, oh no, I forget the titties. Man, 0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:20.560 feet is where it's at, and I guarantee them. 0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:24.720 So I used to live above a bar called Lucky 0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:28.640 Jack's back in the day, and this is when, let 0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.440 me know, feet niggas really scared me. 0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.680 So sometimes I wouldn't be home and you know New 0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:35.120 York man like that. 0:33:35.680 --> 0:33:38.040 So I'm like, hey, would you mind, Like I have 0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:41.120 a package coming and I'll send it to you and 0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:43.520 you know, tell him to come and give it to you. 0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:45.920 He as long as you come, get you with flip 0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:46.440 flop songs. 0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:49.840 Oh see, I've seen a video of this woman had 0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:51.280 her feet outside the window and the guy was on 0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:53.120 a motorcycle and drove by and licked her foot. 0:33:54.320 --> 0:33:56.720 What that is crazy, Kevin? 0:33:56.760 --> 0:33:57.840 What is your algorithm? 0:33:57.960 --> 0:33:59.680 I'm telling you, well, that's my I thought it was 0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:03.239 just like what the fuck? I am always searching for 0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:04.840 something to make a video about. 0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:06.280 So what do you search to find? Something? 0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:09.920 Like just scrolling my Twitter timeline. I'm not like searching 0:34:10.040 --> 0:34:12.759 like typing things in I'm just like scrolling Twitter and 0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:17.200 he just licked her foot and just kept on beat. 0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:18.080 Shit terrified me. 0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:19.839 I don't know why I don't. I mean, my wife 0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:21.960 has pretty feet, but I don't. It'll it ain't like 0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:22.359 a rottic. 0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:23.560 Do you have Wiki feet too? 0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:26.279 I'm on Wiki feet and the photos of me and 0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:29.040 my dead grandmother, Kevin, just me and my grandma at 0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:31.240 a nursing home with my foot kicked up in the grass, 0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:32.239 and they rating that. 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.920 One in eight point nine. That is crazy. That is 0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:37.760 that isthing. 0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:41.680 People are in sad insane. 0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:45.000 Every every day. I am waiting for the aliens. The 0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:46.040 robots are here down. 0:34:46.120 --> 0:34:48.239 I'm kind of excited because we were talking about at 0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:49.680 the pool yesterday and I was like, oh my god, 0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:51.759 if I can make it look like however I want. 0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:54.439 I would love to have a robot nigga like as 0:34:54.440 --> 0:34:55.160 my nigga. 0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:57.920 And I get to program him to do and say 0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:01.839 and all let us you said what you know what 0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:07.279 I and all of you guys, because I believe it 0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:11.400 was Ai. Everyone has been sending me Jason Momo with 0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:15.160 his beard cut off, and they're really like the listen 0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:19.400 fellas Fellas, fellas fellows from city. 0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:24.280 Just keep the beard, y'all. Keep the beard. It's why 0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:25.480 God gave it to you. 0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:28.120 God gave you the beard so that y'all could look, 0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:30.920 keep the goddamn hair. 0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:35.239 On your face. I've definitely stopped off and you were done. 0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:38.880 We weren't like, oh wait, you know, oh I'm. 0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:40.319 Not gonna lie change changed. 0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:42.640 Me and my ex used to get into like he 0:35:42.680 --> 0:35:45.040 would come from the barber and I'd literally be like, 0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:46.040 now why did you do that? 0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.839 We didn't like. I was like why did you do that? 0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:51.600 Because I felt away like that's something we should discuss. 0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:55.080 And then and then you though, he said, well, you 0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:58.040 change your hair color without asking me, And literally we 0:35:58.080 --> 0:36:01.440 had a whole like talk about I mean, okay, I do, 0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.759 but if I'm able to say don't do it, you 0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:06.120 can tell me not to color my hair. 0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:06.799 Okay, got it. 0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:09.360 I wanted just to say as to when he was 0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:11.440 gonna fucking cut his head off his face or not, 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.000 because now I have to look at you and it's different, 0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:16.000 and now I think I'm gonna want back shots more 0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:19.279 instead of missionary. 0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:21.719 And grows back. Okay, ship, I don't want to look 0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:26.600 at this missionary. See, look, we're bringing church into I 0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:28.200 was a part of the missions at one point. 0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:30.719 Yeah, I remember you said that, Yes, you said, you. 0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.160 Know, just one point was at one point. 0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:37.000 I don't know, no, no, no, it was like from 0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:41.680 from eight to eleven okay, okay, good, three years okay, ship. 0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:52.759 So anyway, Tree, let's get it to Howie. It's our 0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:55.560 new segment where we basically tried to read you a 0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:57.120 song that you definitely know in. 0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:58.200 A poetic nature. 0:36:58.280 --> 0:36:59.200 Okay, this is great. 0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:00.520 So you have to as the song. 0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:01.640 Okay, she has one. 0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:03.799 I feel like it's if you don't get it off, 0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:06.600 the first goddamn lives provoking your black cart. 0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:10.160 All right, I know, read it, read it really well. 0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:15.120 It's like I've got the world in my palms, your 0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:20.120 girl up under my arms. She's fucked up from the charm. 0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:25.800 She loved the way that dick stay hard from twelve 0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:32.400 till early in the morning. Fine, bitch, if you're listening, 0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:33.640 you heard me. 0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:34.600 I'm strong. 0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:38.960 If you're going through your cycle, I ain't with it. 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:44.440 I'm gone. You must have heard about them hoes that 0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:46.960 I beat up in my home, my home. 0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:52.320 They wasn't telling the truth. Baby, you know they was wrong. 0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:56.239 Now I need you, you're just because I'm reading it 0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:57.680 this way the week. 0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:00.560 I literally know what a wait? 0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.480 Where are you from Texas? 0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:08.120 This nigga? You should know this. You a southern nigga. 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:12.320 This More Mexico, New Mexico, Arizona. 0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:18.719 Anybody, all right, you want me, you want me to 0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:19.200 reread it? 0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:19.359 Now? 0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:21.920 It's like I got the world of my palm, the 0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:24.359 girl of under my arm, she up from the tar. 0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:31.160 You the way y'all locked in. I just knew y'all knew. 0:38:31.200 --> 0:38:31.600 I knew. 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:34.360 But I tell you, I never heard those words. 0:38:34.480 --> 0:38:37.800 I like it like that emotion. 0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:44.719 Yes, nigga, I never I I'm talking about. I was 0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:49.640 just listening to that on Tiny Deaths like two days. Yes, 0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:54.040 all that's my bad. Like, wow, I didn't I didn't 0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:55.279 know what Juey was really saying. 0:38:56.440 --> 0:38:58.200 I was finding with him. I didn't really know what 0:38:58.320 --> 0:39:01.000 I was just. You didn't know nothing. I say slow 0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:04.080 motion for me, I was just he was rapping. It 0:39:04.120 --> 0:39:06.839 was like the seventh draw, the other draw. 0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:08.400 You know what do? 0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:10.040 That's what I was saying. 0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:12.799 Yeah, I didn't really like, I ain't rap a lot. 0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:16.239 Ask you questions about where I'm driving, you like, I 0:39:16.280 --> 0:39:17.560 know all the words that I thought. 0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:18.920 He said it so eloquently. 0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:21.480 Wanted to for the merits on my black car. 0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:21.960 Guys. 0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:23.839 I really I already got to need a backer thing. 0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:25.560 I got the punking pie going, I got the cigarette, 0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:27.360 my grit Stein. Now I got I don't know, slow. 0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:33.200 You don't know, mom? You he said it so great. 0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:34.919 I didn't think there was a draw at all. 0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:37.560 I mean, you know, Julie got a good rap voice. 0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:38.640 I was just vibing. 0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:41.360 But I didn't listen. I didn't buy the album. 0:39:41.680 --> 0:39:44.600 You know. I couldn't listen. Now you know. Oh wait, 0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:46.719 they wouldn't let you back in the day. Oh that's right. 0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:51.680 I got it. I snuck, but I didn't experience hip 0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:52.799 hop away a lot of other people. 0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:55.319 But it's second you don't like get excited when the 0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:57.200 girls run for the nine nine in the two thousand, 0:39:57.280 --> 0:39:58.000 that's what that was. 0:39:57.960 --> 0:40:00.719 What I was gonna make certain songs, the biggest song. 0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:03.839 I'm aware of almost everything, the biggest right, slow Motion 0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:05.920 I'm aware of, but I didn't like. I didn't have 0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:07.520 that album, so I don't know every song. But then 0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:09.840 there was like either rough Rider's compilation. 0:40:09.960 --> 0:40:10.560 I know all that. 0:40:10.880 --> 0:40:13.759 I had outcast of Southern Playlist and Cadillac Music, so 0:40:13.840 --> 0:40:17.319 there's random things I'm really well versed in. But if 0:40:17.320 --> 0:40:19.240 it wasn't like a big radio song music videos. 0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:23.359 I did make the third verse thinking that the first verse, 0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:24.400 I'm like, oh, he's gonna get it. 0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:26.839 No, oh god, that was good because the backup song 0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:27.680 that I had. 0:40:27.719 --> 0:40:29.879 You now that I know well you would have I've 0:40:29.880 --> 0:40:33.120 never guessed you would have never guessed it. I don't 0:40:33.120 --> 0:40:35.080 think either of y'all is gonna get this. I was 0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:39.359 speaking a little a little harder. Okay, picture this. 0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:48.759 I'm in my bed, bodies hot, soaking, what thinking about 0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:51.600 the things that I would like to do to you. 0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:55.759 I'm open wide when it comes to freaking you. 0:40:56.600 --> 0:40:58.560 Oh, every time I close my eyes. 0:40:59.520 --> 0:41:07.040 Absolutely, it's not freaking imagine me, imagine what as can be. Okay, 0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:13.680 between my legs, you're tasting me. Boy, when you get here, 0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:18.640 you know my love will overflow and you ain't gotta 0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:24.040 worry about my clothes because I got my T shirt 0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:25.160 and my pants. 0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:26.479 I know that song. 0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:33.839 I don't know she said all that stuff, but my 0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:37.879 T shirt and my panties even Alex, Okay. 0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:41.440 I this was Yeah, it was a little harder. 0:41:41.440 --> 0:41:46.640 But yeah, I know, but I didn't know. I'm not 0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:49.680 a verse guy, You're not. I'm not listening to the verses. 0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:51.319 I'm just I love watched it up. 0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:54.160 You're on a sex podcast church. 0:41:54.719 --> 0:41:56.400 As I said, I said, it even. 0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:59.560 Like pause, but but you go to church, you can't pause. 0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:03.080 Okay, So we have another segment, were really letting out 0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.080 and Mandy, we're doing it a little different. 0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:07.160 So we have we listen and we judge, and we 0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:08.200 do judge. Okay. 0:42:08.239 --> 0:42:10.319 Now it's normally a segment where we're like telling you 0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:12.040 some gossip from our friends. But I'm gonna tell you 0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:14.640 when I was judging in the book, Yeah, your. 0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:16.400 Wife was about to move a nigga out. 0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:18.399 My wife was about to move a nigga in the house. 0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:20.920 Excuse me? Yeah, we y'all are y'all are on that 0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:21.480 type of sign? 0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:23.520 No, not even like that at all. 0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:27.840 But wait, was a family member in the black community. 0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:31.319 That's really there's a tricky it's tricky. It's so what 0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:34.200 happened was not let me move my bro in. Yes, 0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:36.200 and that's why that's why I was tripping. 0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:40.640 So my son had booked a Little Rascals movie and 0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:42.920 we were living in Washington. I took fmla from my 0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:46.359 job at Boeing, moved down here to La to live 0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:48.839 with him, and like be a. They called mama, your 0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:51.360 data your thing, but like you need a parental guardian 0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:55.080 to be set right at all times. So I'm down 0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:56.280 here for three months. 0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.680 He should in the movie two months. So I mean 0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:02.000 one random day after like rehearsal, my wife called. 0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:04.160 She was like, yeah, my, you know, remember I told 0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:05.400 you I'm not gonna say his name, but say his 0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:07.960 name is Johnny. Remember he told you know Johnny. He 0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:10.560 was like, my god brother, he's going through a rough time, like. 0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:11.200 My god brother. 0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:15.960 Yeah, yeah, right, because God wouldn't be one thousand percent 0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:18.200 her godbrother that I knew for sure, Like I knew 0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:20.399 their names, but this wasn't a name I remember knowing 0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:22.920 that you ever heard of, never heard of? Right, So 0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:25.279 she was like, yeah, my mom told him, because her 0:43:25.280 --> 0:43:28.200 mom is like the like mother hen of the neighborhood. Okay, 0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:30.680 that's her thing, and she to this day will give 0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:32.000 you the shirt off her back. She will make sure 0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:33.279 you're okay, you can come live with her, all that 0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:35.680 type of stuff. So he was going through a rough 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:38.439 time with his wife and got I don't know, maybe 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:40.320 got kicked out or whatever the reason was. So she 0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:42.399 was like, yeah, my mom told him he could kind 0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:46.839 of stay with us for a while. I was like, no, 0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:47.440 she did it. 0:43:49.360 --> 0:43:49.879 I don't care. 0:43:50.040 --> 0:43:51.719 She was like, yeah, but you know what I'm saying, 0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:54.440 he's like family. I said that nigga ain't like family. 0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:57.120 There's family and then there's not family. 0:43:57.360 --> 0:44:00.000 If you ain't blood related, if it ain't gonna be instant, 0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:03.520 it ain't. You know what I'm saying, not be crash right, 0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.000 but that I never heard that nigga in my life. 0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:09.480 And one thousand and I'm not even there. I don't 0:44:09.520 --> 0:44:11.160 know hell yet, I've never heard the name. And I 0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:14.160 live in l a with with our son. And you 0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:17.600 want another man, I haven't making sandwiches. 0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:20.960 Now, let me ask you what would the church want 0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:21.400 you to do? 0:44:21.480 --> 0:44:24.879 Though I don't welcome there, what. 0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:29.879 Can be outside? She's gonna be all right, and that's 0:44:29.880 --> 0:44:30.359 what I thought. 0:44:30.360 --> 0:44:32.680 I was like, wait, you said that. Yes, I don't care. 0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:34.200 But she was like, but he's gonna be homeless. 0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:36.520 And do you know what this chapter of anything? 0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:38.399 So you'll be dead? 0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:41.400 Bro I care, like you were like, though I'm not. 0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:45.399 I'm Melissa. Oh no, I'm judging broke and her. I'm 0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:48.040 judging her. I trust her. Here. You that's the thing 0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:49.200 when you're like a giver. 0:44:49.640 --> 0:44:56.680 Yeah, I've had tip, I've had everybody. I'm telling you like, 0:44:57.719 --> 0:45:01.280 that's me, Like, I'm stay with me. You're in transit, 0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:03.799 like I don't know why to do it. Told me 0:45:04.360 --> 0:45:06.920 now to be like, you know, looking for places. He goes, 0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:09.279 you see this little third bedroom here, this little nook 0:45:09.320 --> 0:45:10.200 you're gonna put a bed into? 0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:12.919 Write in This is not where people live. 0:45:13.400 --> 0:45:16.920 No, I want oh, I got a two bedroom now 0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:19.319 and refuse to put a bed in the want you. 0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:22.440 I don't want my last, my last, my last two 0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:26.600 bedroom apartment. Literally, I ended up having like three or 0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:29.560 four friends. I didn't want a roommate. I didn't want anyone. 0:45:29.600 --> 0:45:32.399 But I'm I'm gonna let someone if there's an extra bed, 0:45:32.600 --> 0:45:34.440 it's more than I want. 0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:38.600 I'm going to couch myself to make it. Put a 0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:39.200 TV in there? 0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:39.800 No. 0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:43.560 No, And see Melissa grew up, her grew up with 0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:48.239 foster care children. Her mom was like, I will help 0:45:48.280 --> 0:45:50.359 you bringing people into They were like so they So 0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:53.160 Melissa grew up like that, and that's why I trust her. 0:45:53.440 --> 0:45:54.680 But I don't want that nigga there. 0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:56.960 I don't know that me walking out in a towel 0:45:57.080 --> 0:46:02.120 and appropriate my son mar oh my town just slipping 0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:03.960 and I don't know. 0:46:04.840 --> 0:46:07.160 No, no, no, I was mad. 0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:11.359 I'm actually judging her for even asking. But Mom, I'm 0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:14.239 not mad that. I'm not mad that she's I would 0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:14.640 have said. 0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:15.640 That one thousand percent. 0:46:15.719 --> 0:46:20.200 I was like, listen, like, imagine, I said, a girl's 0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:21.000 just gonna come live with me. 0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:23.080 She was like, but it's not like that, blah blah blah, 0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:24.000 and I trust her. 0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:26.080 Want to be clear, that's my boot. I love you. 0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:29.880 I don't trust that. And your mom is tripping. No, 0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:31.239 everybody go to bed. 0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:35.560 Everybody to wherever that is, wherever. 0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:38.200 That bed is, go there. I'm sorry, bro, we can't 0:46:38.200 --> 0:46:39.960 help you. We had a two bedroom house. 0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:48.240 Oh yeah, wait bedroom like another prime only one feet 0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:48.879 Oh yeah. 0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:52.120 Our bathroom downstairs was in the kitchen, basically like if 0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:53.960 the door closed, but you open the door, you're the 0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:56.640 frigerator to you open the door and the frigerator is 0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:57.560 the first thing you see. 0:46:57.840 --> 0:46:59.400 This house is not shareable. 0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:06.160 What was her response? Did she try to go She because. 0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:08.400 She is a kind and genuine person, she didn't want 0:47:08.480 --> 0:47:11.279 him to be out on the street, but she understood, 0:47:11.320 --> 0:47:13.160 like she didn't really factor how it was gonna make 0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:15.160 me feel and she also grew up. 0:47:15.200 --> 0:47:16.160 Like you got to understand. 0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:18.840 We grew up together, me and Melissa, like from sixteen 0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:20.640 and one of the hardest and one of the best 0:47:20.640 --> 0:47:22.160 thing about over in la is it allowed us to 0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:24.800 grow up for real because we are like heavily influenced 0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:27.200 by our parents, our pastors. We didn't really grow up, 0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:28.960 you know, we black, We're not really telling our parents 0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:31.719 know the stuff. Remember the first within our first month, 0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:33.960 her mother in law, my mother in law, was like, 0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:35.560 I need you this. She had a foster kid and 0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:36.759 she was going out of town. She was like, he 0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:38.200 needs to spend the nine at her house. And I 0:47:38.239 --> 0:47:41.960 was like, no, he's not what. He's like six. She's like, 0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:43.400 can you watch him and spend the night pick him 0:47:43.440 --> 0:47:45.480 up the morning. I was like, no, we can watch 0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:48.000 him and you can pick him up that night and 0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:49.080 we're done. 0:47:49.080 --> 0:47:49.880 She was like why not. 0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:51.960 Why could he spend the night, because I don't he 0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:53.799 my nigga, man, I don't want this hit up house, 0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:54.799 not a six year old. 0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:58.240 No, man, get him out, because if you say yes once, 0:47:58.600 --> 0:47:59.960 then you want two kids and then I'm going to 0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:00.480 the weekend. 0:48:00.480 --> 0:48:02.879 Now you don't open the door. Now, you know, I'm 0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:03.480 not that option. 0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:07.000 You know, we only had one bed as many siblings 0:48:07.440 --> 0:48:07.799 as you. 0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:10.240 We have the same amount of siblings. She's the oldest, 0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:12.000 two younger sisters. I'm the middle. I had older brother, 0:48:12.120 --> 0:48:12.560 younger sisters. 0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:15.359 Okay, because I'm realizing when people have siblings, they're less 0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:17.399 like little children, are. 0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:19.239 I am? 0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:24.560 Okay? Okay? 0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:28.720 So maybe, oh, I'm noticing that like with dating people 0:48:28.719 --> 0:48:31.719 with siblings and having friends with siblings, they're I don't 0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:33.359 want to say less giving, that's a funked up way 0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:35.680 to put it, but a little more selfish with their 0:48:35.680 --> 0:48:37.400 space in a way that I'm not. 0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:39.239 Are you only child? Yes, you both. 0:48:39.880 --> 0:48:42.400 No, I'm the oldest, but I noticed it, and I'm like, oh, 0:48:42.480 --> 0:48:45.960 it's because you are sharing a lot. Yes, Like with me, 0:48:46.040 --> 0:48:49.200 I'm like, oh, yeah, because I don't have anyone around. 0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:50.640 Right, let's do a sleepover it. 0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:52.640 No, I think where you fall in the birth order, 0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:56.440 how many siblings, doesn't matter. It sets you up minus 0:48:56.719 --> 0:48:58.960 one hundred. I was like, absolutely not. And I don't 0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:00.640 want your mom thinking we can have foster kids and 0:49:00.640 --> 0:49:02.600 this is not We're not an option for you to 0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:03.320 help youngest. 0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:06.160 Youngest children are spoiled. I don't want to. 0:49:06.160 --> 0:49:07.880 I'm scared to get in the phase where money you 0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:08.560 gotta start checking. 0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:10.920 My mam all scared, but her. 0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:13.319 Mom respects me. After that, after the foster care kid, 0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:14.719 she was mad at first. She was like, I'm not 0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:16.360 gonna help you at all, and I was like okay, 0:49:16.600 --> 0:49:19.279 like no, and then like two weeks later she was like, 0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:21.200 you know what, I was wrong, Like I was wrong 0:49:21.280 --> 0:49:23.239 to impose that on you. And she never asked again. 0:49:23.360 --> 0:49:25.239 And after that, Nigga tried to live with us, like 0:49:25.360 --> 0:49:28.520 and I don't think it was Johnny bro you that is. 0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:31.680 That is Nigga try to live with us. Your mom 0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:33.040 just trying to help. And I think he was on 0:49:33.040 --> 0:49:34.520 the West Coast. It was really just like, oh, these 0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:36.120 are the closest people to get him out of this 0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:37.359 tough spot, Motel six. 0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:38.439 They'll leave the lot on for you. 0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:42.879 You know that. Did he end up getting back on. 0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:43.840 His speak to him? 0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:44.239 Oh? 0:49:44.360 --> 0:49:47.040 Not my concern period. And I'm dead serious, I know 0:49:47.080 --> 0:49:48.759 you are. I hung off the phone and I was like, 0:49:48.920 --> 0:49:52.759 I didn't think about that. Man, y'all are tripping. No, 0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:55.520 all right, no. 0:49:56.680 --> 0:49:57.360 I'm not home. 0:49:57.920 --> 0:49:59.839 Yeah, as a man, I got to protect my house. 0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:02.640 He could flip. I don't know why he's not. I 0:50:02.680 --> 0:50:05.560 don't know that not now I can't protect you at home. 0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:08.480 And he didn't put his hands on like I think. 0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:11.680 All the worst things, especially if somebody you don't know, right, 0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:14.640 And my son was there, My youngest son was like, two. 0:50:14.560 --> 0:50:16.759 I'm not gonna lie, and not that you care, but 0:50:16.920 --> 0:50:20.839 I would just say, probably a man with terrible dick, 0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:23.520 because for him to not be able to rely on 0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:26.640 any woman, that means his dick was. You thought of 0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.520 the worst, and she thought of this. I'm just saying 0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:32.160 the dick was good. 0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:35.080 One of the women that he's ever smashed would have 0:50:35.120 --> 0:50:37.560 brought him in the fact that he had to rely 0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:40.840 on a stranger. It's just ain't gonna lie if he 0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:45.600 fucked me, right, That's what I'm saying. He only gave 0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:48.480 out trash dick his entire life. He deserves me. 0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:51.200 You guys have been don't need to put the kid. 0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:53.440 In to be home. 0:50:53.800 --> 0:50:56.160 She'd be questioning her choices, explaining herself to her friends 0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:56.680 of her family. 0:50:56.800 --> 0:50:59.320 Oh, the friends will talk about her and listen. 0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:01.000 She gonna be like, but that dig big and he 0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:02.440 just need to be here for a little bit till 0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:04.160 he get back on there, let me tell you, and I'm. 0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:04.600 Here to help him. 0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:07.800 A few years ago, maybe four years ago, I fucked 0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:09.120 a homeless nigga. 0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:10.320 Bit not homeless, homeless. 0:51:10.719 --> 0:51:14.000 You were out with Brianda and we were kicking it 0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:16.640 and there was a very cute dude, very like if 0:51:16.680 --> 0:51:18.000 you live in New York, you get a very lower 0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:21.640 east side black guy looks like he's a skateboard looks poor, 0:51:21.680 --> 0:51:22.640 but he's also wearing Rick. 0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:25.880 Omen So who knew. So he's on me. 0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:28.120 We're talking in the street and I'm like, by Alex, 0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:29.719 we're going to the Box. And so we go to 0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:31.359 the Box, which is a very hard club to get 0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:35.920 into New York, and we're vibing. He knows everyone not 0:51:35.960 --> 0:51:37.600 paying for drinks, but it's not coming to me. I'm 0:51:37.600 --> 0:51:39.520 just thinking he's lit. That's why we're not paying for shit. 0:51:40.960 --> 0:51:45.279 Take him home, great sex, wake up. I was like, shit, 0:51:45.360 --> 0:51:46.719 I need some water. He's like, oh, I'll go get 0:51:46.719 --> 0:51:49.279 it where else in the fridge. He opens the fridge 0:51:49.320 --> 0:51:51.040 and goes, damn, you got a lot of stuff. 0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:54.960 You got milk and cheese and stuff, this garmiment. 0:51:57.719 --> 0:51:59.360 Mind you, I'm looking at the dog. I'm looking at 0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:00.560 other valuables in the house. 0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:03.560 I'm like, oh, god, Dade, I'm looking at the clothes 0:52:03.560 --> 0:52:07.239 and I'm like some ditch bottom. He's fucking raight. So 0:52:07.320 --> 0:52:09.000 he gets back in the bed. I'm just starting to 0:52:09.040 --> 0:52:11.200 look at him, and I'm like, what. 0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:14.120 Do you do? You know him? An artist? I told 0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:17.200 him an artist. I'm like, oh no, and where do 0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:19.680 you live? This is the answer. 0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:25.920 Well, right now, I'm between not too coast west Chester, 0:52:26.280 --> 0:52:26.879 Jersey and. 0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:29.000 Like green Point, that's where he lives. 0:52:30.239 --> 0:52:33.000 You between three neighborhoods that are all within forty five 0:52:33.000 --> 0:52:33.480 minute drive. 0:52:33.719 --> 0:52:34.560 You don't have all. 0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:36.120 Now. 0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:37.920 Someone says I'm between New York and I'm like, oh no, 0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:42.880 that's about That's what I want to hear you where you. 0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:45.280 Can go to the post office. Then it gets worse. 0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:49.040 He says, what is that is that? Like your dog's 0:52:49.080 --> 0:52:52.000 wear kids to I'm like, that's my dog. So he's like, oh, 0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:54.799 my son has something like that. And where does your 0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:58.040 son live? My son's in DC with his mom. And 0:52:58.080 --> 0:52:59.919 why aren't you there? 0:52:59.800 --> 0:53:05.279 I know that's that's common. Get you home. I ain't 0:53:05.280 --> 0:53:06.680 gonna lie to you'all fucked him again, but. 0:53:06.840 --> 0:53:10.760 I see, look, look. 0:53:10.080 --> 0:53:12.479 Look at it Alan. Oh my god, the story was going. 0:53:12.520 --> 0:53:14.239 But it's the point you were just making up. 0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:19.359 Dick is good. You will never be homel. I'm him 0:53:19.360 --> 0:53:21.719 in Paris. He was out there for fashion week. He 0:53:21.840 --> 0:53:23.440 wasn't that broken. 0:53:23.480 --> 0:53:25.920 Somebody flew him there for art. I'm convinced he was 0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:27.440 selling Dick and art not. 0:53:27.520 --> 0:53:28.399 Here selling good. 0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:30.640 Well, if it was, you did was better than the 0:53:30.760 --> 0:53:33.640 art because he had a gallery opening, and I. 0:53:33.719 --> 0:53:35.719 Was Dick was better than the arts. It was not 0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:39.160 a gallery. It was subjective. It was a pop up 0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:44.319 gallery and a coffee shop. And I said, now it 0:53:44.400 --> 0:53:44.760 was given. 0:53:44.840 --> 0:53:48.600 What's the thing where the kids make a macaroni. 0:53:48.920 --> 0:53:51.719 When you have to make something in school? Diorama? 0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:54.200 Oh okay, that's what diorama. 0:53:54.320 --> 0:53:56.160 It's like a little like shoe box when you put 0:53:56.200 --> 0:53:57.719 like the planets and stuff, or you got your. 0:53:57.600 --> 0:54:01.000 Little I did that be phone girl. 0:54:01.000 --> 0:54:03.040 He did some shit with Legos and if anyone's answering, 0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:06.080 you're gonna know not the Nigeria good like like legos. 0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:10.279 Bitch that where was his arts and crafts? I think 0:54:10.320 --> 0:54:14.480 he stole it from his son. Okay, So successful failing, Yah, 0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:17.840 successful failures. That is the name of your book. A 0:54:17.840 --> 0:54:19.480 few things in there. I wanted to highlight to talk 0:54:19.520 --> 0:54:21.240 about horrible first drink. 0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:23.120 At twenty nine? What the fuck? What was it? What 0:54:23.160 --> 0:54:24.239 the sell us? Shot up? 0:54:24.239 --> 0:54:25.239 Patron, This was in LA. 0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:27.400 I was sure you were about to say I'm a retal, Soary. 0:54:27.200 --> 0:54:29.560 No, No, we was gonna go hard. 0:54:30.200 --> 0:54:32.480 We were super church kids, like I was telling y'all 0:54:32.520 --> 0:54:36.719 and like grew up that like alcohol is sin, sin, sin, right, 0:54:37.200 --> 0:54:40.000 So me and Melissa we're here in La. She would 0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:41.760 come down every other weekend my sod. I was shooting 0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:45.040 little roscuals. But my boys are making videos for Austin TV. 0:54:45.400 --> 0:54:47.000 So we have to shoot two videos and they go 0:54:47.040 --> 0:54:48.360 back home. And also we just missed each other, but 0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:50.759 the company will fly them down. So we're all in 0:54:50.760 --> 0:54:55.399 this little studio corporate housing studio in Burbank, and we're like, we. 0:54:55.360 --> 0:54:56.040 Want to get drunk. 0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:56.319 Man. 0:54:56.360 --> 0:54:59.880 We like we changed in our lives. We didn't we know, 0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:01.799 I gonna believe drinking was a sin, but we didn't 0:55:01.840 --> 0:55:05.440 know how to get started. Got like you know, the 0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:09.000 like single shots. Yeah, patrols. We went to the liquor store. 0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:10.000 We got what. 0:55:10.120 --> 0:55:12.360 Made you shoes? Patrol It was like the bottle. 0:55:12.160 --> 0:55:14.120 It was in the rap songs. They was just I'm 0:55:14.280 --> 0:55:16.680 very gullible. I'm influenced by rap tremendous. 0:55:16.880 --> 0:55:18.040 That my first choice. 0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:21.719 This was twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, twenty. 0:55:22.360 --> 0:55:24.400 That's a good first choice, hennessy. 0:55:24.640 --> 0:55:28.319 Now I'm biologically We wanted to take shots the rock 0:55:28.560 --> 0:55:34.040 like Mexican Mexican. Oh that rock tequila would be the 0:55:34.040 --> 0:55:34.560 first one. 0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:38.719 Yeah, that one Mexico? Did they anything? Did you when 0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:39.080 you had it? 0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:41.839 So this is what we thought. I think in my mind, 0:55:41.880 --> 0:55:43.680 we thought we was gonna have like an LSD trip 0:55:44.239 --> 0:55:46.400 right off of one shot patrol well not even I 0:55:46.440 --> 0:55:48.279 guess it was like half a shot technically, because we like, 0:55:48.360 --> 0:55:50.080 oh wait, y'all shared the bottle. 0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:52.359 We poured it into like we puted in Solo cup store. 0:55:52.960 --> 0:55:58.680 Oh so we lights off, boys are sleep reported shots 0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:00.879 half and half cheers were about to get drunk. 0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:02.760 Are you ready ready? 0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:06.879 Okay, we took this this like eleven thirty at night. 0:56:07.120 --> 0:56:09.440 We took the shot of patron burned down our throat. 0:56:09.680 --> 0:56:12.080 We laid down on the bed and all right, here 0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:16.239 it goes. And I'm like prepared, we're both prepared to 0:56:16.239 --> 0:56:19.879 take an LSD trip and be like who we woke 0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:21.640 up the next morning and we were like, I don't 0:56:21.640 --> 0:56:24.600 think anything happened. So we text her sister, her younger sister, 0:56:24.640 --> 0:56:27.680 who was much more fun. She was like, nigga, what 0:56:27.680 --> 0:56:30.399 what You took half a shot of Patron and laid down, 0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:33.360 like I don't think any You gotta drink and dance, 0:56:33.400 --> 0:56:35.839 and like you gotta be dancing, and like you that's 0:56:35.880 --> 0:56:37.600 you're not You're never gonna get drunk off of half 0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:38.360 a shot of Patron. 0:56:38.840 --> 0:56:40.879 So obviously we didn't know what we're doing. 0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:41.640 We tried it again. 0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:42.480 We tried it. 0:56:42.440 --> 0:56:44.480 Again, but I mean that we didn't do it just 0:56:44.560 --> 0:56:47.080 like that, Like now, I've been drunk before. 0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:50.120 But drinking takes activation. That's a good point. Yeah, you 0:56:50.200 --> 0:56:52.560 know you're depressed and you sit in the house. Yeah, 0:56:53.320 --> 0:56:55.120 or like I had my first drink in two months 0:56:55.120 --> 0:56:56.640 because I was just like on a little fitness journey. 0:56:56.840 --> 0:56:57.160 Yeah. 0:56:57.200 --> 0:56:59.440 So this Saturday I went out in La and I 0:56:59.480 --> 0:57:00.200 was like, it's time. 0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:02.560 Man. Let me tell you, it's like riding a bike 0:57:02.560 --> 0:57:05.359 when you're a party guy. I had three SIPs in Cow. 0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:08.759 I said we should call the drug guy. All the 0:57:08.920 --> 0:57:10.160 drug dive hard. 0:57:10.160 --> 0:57:12.720 Summer's the festival that's going on this is three SIPs 0:57:12.760 --> 0:57:13.200 in mescal. 0:57:13.280 --> 0:57:15.080 Care it's ten forty five. 0:57:15.600 --> 0:57:17.520 This is just because you know how they say acid 0:57:17.560 --> 0:57:19.720 and LSD stays in your spine. Drugs can stay in 0:57:19.760 --> 0:57:23.080 your spine. I think I pulled it back out, so 0:57:23.680 --> 0:57:24.760 have three SIPs in mescal. 0:57:24.800 --> 0:57:26.200 And I was like, let's call them all you died. 0:57:26.280 --> 0:57:28.320 Let's fucking the music festivals ending. 0:57:28.320 --> 0:57:30.240 There's gonna be a techno rave and he's like, bitch, 0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:34.560 don't we aren't. 0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:37.240 You gonna work the fuck? I'm like, but we need 0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:38.880 this story for the podcast. 0:57:39.600 --> 0:57:43.080 Don't imagine if I get the bag, get a little 0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:44.560 drugs and did I show up? 0:57:44.880 --> 0:57:46.960 I got more to tawn. Did you have you ever 0:57:46.960 --> 0:57:48.800 tried any drugs? Weed? 0:57:49.320 --> 0:57:52.640 Weed is in the book. Okay, I smoked the weeds. 0:57:52.800 --> 0:57:53.720 You smoke the weeds. 0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:56.919 I smoke the weeds one time, one time. One time 0:57:56.920 --> 0:57:58.520 I smoked the weeds. And one time I did an 0:57:58.600 --> 0:58:00.760 edible the full stories in the book. 0:58:01.320 --> 0:58:03.920 Okay, I wanted I had to read you on an 0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:06.440 edible because the first time I took. 0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:09.160 An edible, well it was edible. 0:58:09.200 --> 0:58:12.920 It was during pandemic and uh, my friend at the 0:58:12.920 --> 0:58:14.000 time shout out to destiny. 0:58:14.040 --> 0:58:14.840 She listens to the pod. 0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:17.280 She had a guy that put him into like food 0:58:18.240 --> 0:58:20.960 and so this was my So this was my first time. 0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:22.680 I was like, oh shit, this nigga got. 0:58:22.560 --> 0:58:26.360 Cheesecake, he got he had all the things. 0:58:26.880 --> 0:58:29.840 No, Lie and I probably have shared this story on Horrible. 0:58:30.160 --> 0:58:32.680 So I get the cheesecake, but you know, there's no 0:58:32.840 --> 0:58:34.479 it doesn't say how much wheat is in there. 0:58:34.880 --> 0:58:36.920 And the cheesecake was divine. 0:58:37.320 --> 0:58:45.000 So I literally eat the cheesecake anime and literally next 0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:47.600 thing you know, I am in bed holding up. 0:58:47.640 --> 0:58:49.680 I'm in the group chatting now like mind you, this 0:58:49.720 --> 0:58:51.640 is when all the rappers were dying from shit, and 0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:55.040 I said, oh my god, if I die, y'all. 0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:59.560 It was just the cheesecake. And I'm literally hold on no, 0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:02.400 my heart was out of my chest. 0:59:02.640 --> 0:59:04.840 I'm literally in a fetal position in my bed in 0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:11.760 this group chat like dog. I'm literally I'm so fucking scared. Finally, 0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:16.600 I don't know what happens. Literally, as I'm laying there, I. 0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:20.480 Just start throwing up exorcist style. That's that's the way 0:59:20.560 --> 0:59:24.480 I know it. When I tell you that whole dobb 0:59:24.560 --> 0:59:30.680 baby I had to go. It was exorcistile just because 0:59:30.680 --> 0:59:31.560 I was still so high. 0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:36.439 I was just laying it. That's how I got un high. 0:59:36.720 --> 0:59:38.080 You have to like purge. 0:59:39.600 --> 0:59:41.760 The max limit of cannabis in your body, which is 0:59:42.200 --> 0:59:45.200 it was the max eat dumpsy. But it's only from 0:59:45.360 --> 0:59:49.440 ingesting that the man ship. I was pissed to die. 0:59:49.600 --> 0:59:52.360 So I don't know what Joe motherfucking about. I can't 0:59:52.360 --> 0:59:56.520 wait to get to that. Part of My favorite story 0:59:56.560 --> 0:59:58.240 was the DUDEO, so let's get us. 0:59:58.440 --> 1:00:00.520 We're gonna believe how to here with ship the way 1:00:00.640 --> 1:00:01.000 that this. 1:00:01.080 --> 1:00:03.240 Story is breakfast by the way, he's like, I know 1:00:03.320 --> 1:00:04.120 many of you heard this. 1:00:04.320 --> 1:00:06.440 It's one that I tell all the time. Here we 1:00:06.520 --> 1:00:09.240 go again. That's how I felt writing the book. 1:00:09.520 --> 1:00:12.040 Literally, I didn't want to put that eye peg niggas 1:00:12.080 --> 1:00:14.040 in the book, but literally it was. 1:00:13.960 --> 1:00:17.720 Like, you have to have a chapter about Peggy. 1:00:18.280 --> 1:00:20.160 Mind you was just gonna be about anal sex, my 1:00:20.200 --> 1:00:23.400 first antal orgasm, and then I was like, fuck, okay, 1:00:24.400 --> 1:00:27.280 it's what the audience want. So I had to fucking 1:00:27.320 --> 1:00:29.000 add the Peggy in there. So it was a whole 1:00:29.360 --> 1:00:32.720 It was a whole period now, so doodoo. There was 1:00:32.880 --> 1:00:35.680 other by the way I want you to do story, 1:00:35.840 --> 1:00:38.320 by the way, like check out the manifestation plan. That 1:00:38.400 --> 1:00:40.960 was great, period and the freaking black women thinking and 1:00:41.040 --> 1:00:41.959 racial tension great. 1:00:42.360 --> 1:00:45.040 But let's end on ship. Let's end on Dodo. 1:00:45.600 --> 1:00:48.400 And then we normally like to ask too how much 1:00:48.400 --> 1:00:49.720 it would take for you to be shitted on? 1:00:49.800 --> 1:00:55.360 But we'll save that for the end. Everyone has a number. 1:00:55.440 --> 1:00:58.560 We asked it almost every tenous in eight years. 1:00:58.760 --> 1:00:59.520 Keeps coming back up. 1:01:00.720 --> 1:01:03.959 The short version of the story is that, like many 1:01:03.960 --> 1:01:06.520 things in my life, had I listened to Melissa, this 1:01:06.520 --> 1:01:09.040 would not have happened. Okay, So we were in college, 1:01:09.160 --> 1:01:11.640 and at this time I had an apartment in Tacoma, 1:01:11.680 --> 1:01:13.920 and she she lived with her parents, and but we 1:01:13.960 --> 1:01:16.480 went to school in Seattle. So every Friday we would 1:01:16.520 --> 1:01:18.880 ride the bus together to the Tacoma Dome station and 1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:20.480 I would take her to her parent's house for the weekend, 1:01:20.720 --> 1:01:24.560 drive her back on Sunday. In her dorm, she didn't 1:01:24.600 --> 1:01:26.600 have like a full size refrigerator shed. She had like 1:01:26.640 --> 1:01:29.920 a gallon of dryers Rocky Road ice cream, and she 1:01:30.000 --> 1:01:31.680 had bought it the night before. She was like, I 1:01:31.680 --> 1:01:33.240 was in a Rocky Road mood. You know, I had 1:01:33.240 --> 1:01:35.440 some ice cream. She like ate in some of it. 1:01:35.680 --> 1:01:37.840 Then just couldn't fit in her refrigerator didn't have a 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:39.320 freeze a part, so she just left it on the things. 1:01:39.320 --> 1:01:40.920 She's like, I'll throw it away when I leave. The 1:01:40.920 --> 1:01:43.240 next day hadn't hadn't thrown it away yet, and we're leaving. 1:01:43.600 --> 1:01:45.360 So I get to her dorm to you know, walk 1:01:45.440 --> 1:01:46.880 there to ride the bus and I'm like, oh, snap, 1:01:46.960 --> 1:01:49.200 I love Rocky Road and I'm gonna have something. She 1:01:49.280 --> 1:01:51.640 was like, oh no, okay, that's that's been sitting out online. 1:01:51.680 --> 1:01:53.760 I was just gonna throw that away when we left, like, 1:01:53.840 --> 1:01:56.080 don't eat that. And I was like why. She was like, 1:01:56.200 --> 1:01:58.400 it's been sitting out all night, like it's gonna mess 1:01:58.400 --> 1:02:00.440 your stomach up and for whatever. And I took that 1:02:00.480 --> 1:02:01.080 as a challenge. 1:02:01.120 --> 1:02:02.560 Wait, this wasn't about milk. 1:02:02.960 --> 1:02:05.040 I thought you were like ice cream is like I mean, 1:02:05.280 --> 1:02:07.480 I don't know, but reading it, I'm thinking, oh, he's lactose. 1:02:07.640 --> 1:02:11.160 No, well he's black, all like we're all yeah, we're 1:02:11.200 --> 1:02:14.520 all lactose. Black thing. I think it's like was sitting 1:02:14.920 --> 1:02:17.960 but also every black person is like those I've heard tolerance. Yes, 1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:18.880 it's the thing I heard. 1:02:18.880 --> 1:02:24.280 It's actually and we're allergic to dairy. We are drinking shouldn't. 1:02:23.920 --> 1:02:24.560 And it was crazy. 1:02:24.640 --> 1:02:27.320 I just found out too almond and old milk not healthy. 1:02:27.360 --> 1:02:29.959 We shouldn't be drinking up milk eper milk. 1:02:31.720 --> 1:02:35.320 It's the algorithm. The algorithm said nothing. I said no. 1:02:35.360 --> 1:02:38.479 They said all milk was about too much water. 1:02:38.520 --> 1:02:41.160 They said, oh, Nook, too much water is bad for you. 1:02:41.200 --> 1:02:44.320 Wait on subway takes back to the ship. 1:02:44.440 --> 1:02:46.400 Yeah, but now. 1:02:46.400 --> 1:02:46.960 This makes sense. 1:02:47.000 --> 1:02:47.479 Ice cream. 1:02:47.560 --> 1:02:49.080 We ship after ice cream. 1:02:49.800 --> 1:02:52.200 But if you eat warm ice cream, it'll happen faster. 1:02:52.360 --> 1:02:53.959 You wanted to eat warm ice cream. 1:02:54.000 --> 1:02:56.080 I just really once I saw it, I was like, wait. 1:02:55.880 --> 1:02:58.400 You ate it? I ate before a bus. 1:02:58.000 --> 1:03:02.000 Before a bus and she was like to prove to 1:03:02.040 --> 1:03:04.480 her that my stomach was made of still because for 1:03:04.480 --> 1:03:05.720 whatever reason, when she told me not to eat it, 1:03:05.720 --> 1:03:08.000 I took it as a challenge. She was like, Kevin's 1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:09.360 gonnas your stomach. And I was like, you know know 1:03:09.400 --> 1:03:10.680 my stomach. I can eat this. 1:03:10.960 --> 1:03:12.480 And she was like I do that well leftovers. 1:03:12.520 --> 1:03:14.760 I love like, depending on how many days it's been 1:03:14.800 --> 1:03:17.560 there be like I'll be fine, I'm gonna kill me. 1:03:17.960 --> 1:03:18.680 I do that. 1:03:18.680 --> 1:03:24.640 That's how you felt, Okay, I've done minutes from the. 1:03:23.760 --> 1:03:26.800 Oh Man, it was probably. 1:03:27.160 --> 1:03:29.040 I mean we were getting ready to leave, so it 1:03:29.120 --> 1:03:30.920 was probably no more than twelve minutes. 1:03:31.080 --> 1:03:34.040 How many minutes three on the bus it was. 1:03:34.000 --> 1:03:38.160 Like an hour and ten minutes, and I lasted an 1:03:38.200 --> 1:03:42.200 hour and five minutes. I was on the bus on myself. 1:03:42.200 --> 1:03:44.439 On the bus, I was almost there. 1:03:44.600 --> 1:03:46.440 This thing like do you even know? You should have 1:03:46.560 --> 1:03:48.320 just walk us through? One of the best lines I've 1:03:48.320 --> 1:03:49.000 ever read in the book. 1:03:50.040 --> 1:03:52.560 I don't know if I'm saying it right because I 1:03:52.600 --> 1:03:56.040 looked out at my backpack and thought about the journals 1:03:56.080 --> 1:03:56.880 in there, and I. 1:03:56.880 --> 1:04:00.760 Was I was gonna do it with my backpack. But 1:04:00.800 --> 1:04:02.960 it was like a forty dollars backpack. It was a 1:04:03.000 --> 1:04:06.720 little jan sport. I don't have forty dollars again, Like 1:04:06.840 --> 1:04:08.480 if I do this backpack, I just don't have no 1:04:08.520 --> 1:04:09.439 backpack no more. 1:04:10.120 --> 1:04:12.280 So I'm not dodoing it in my back. 1:04:12.280 --> 1:04:14.040 But wait, no, you would have had people would have. 1:04:14.000 --> 1:04:16.720 Said, people would have saw me more than people make me. 1:04:16.920 --> 1:04:18.720 I loved that backpaund. 1:04:18.320 --> 1:04:19.800 But didn't start from afart. 1:04:20.120 --> 1:04:22.720 No, So what happened was like I was fighting for 1:04:22.840 --> 1:04:26.360 my life for an hour. Like we get in the 1:04:26.360 --> 1:04:28.360 thing and Melissa went to sleep. She's like all right 1:04:28.720 --> 1:04:30.680 goes to sleep. We start off with no traffic, and 1:04:30.720 --> 1:04:33.120 this is how I'm like, just for like thirty minutes, 1:04:34.560 --> 1:04:35.760 and then I get real hot. 1:04:35.880 --> 1:04:37.440 I start sweating and stuff, and I just can never 1:04:37.440 --> 1:04:37.960 get comfortable. 1:04:38.000 --> 1:04:41.440 And I'm like this, you know, like breathing hard and stuff, 1:04:42.280 --> 1:04:43.760 and the thing is about the human body, which I 1:04:43.760 --> 1:04:44.800 don't understand to this day. 1:04:45.040 --> 1:04:46.200 You don't understand. 1:04:46.360 --> 1:04:49.040 You get close to the bathroom, your mind thinks you're 1:04:49.040 --> 1:04:49.600 at the bathroom. 1:04:49.640 --> 1:04:50.360 It's terrible. 1:04:50.520 --> 1:04:52.280 The worst thing ever happened is we get off the 1:04:52.280 --> 1:04:54.800 freeway to get to the bus station. There's three red 1:04:54.880 --> 1:04:56.680 lights left, Like if I could just make it to 1:04:56.760 --> 1:04:58.640 these three, like I'm gonna destroy the bathroom to come 1:04:58.640 --> 1:05:01.120 a dumb station, which she already discussing because like a 1:05:01.120 --> 1:05:02.000 stain of still toilet. 1:05:02.040 --> 1:05:03.960 It's like a jail toilet. But I gotta do what 1:05:04.000 --> 1:05:06.400 I gotta do. So I'm there and. 1:05:06.360 --> 1:05:10.480 I'm like, you know, your sphincter, it wasn't sphinxing, like 1:05:11.520 --> 1:05:14.400 I remember, like I have. I'm closing my booty hole 1:05:14.960 --> 1:05:17.600 as much as I can. Little farts are escaping, and 1:05:17.640 --> 1:05:20.840 every time I like, dude would come a little closer. 1:05:21.080 --> 1:05:24.720 So that way you're making me squeeze my boot right squeeze. 1:05:25.040 --> 1:05:28.920 I'm doing butt kingles and I'm holding it and then 1:05:28.960 --> 1:05:31.000 I remember like a little fark came out and then 1:05:31.040 --> 1:05:32.080 I couldn't close. 1:05:32.800 --> 1:05:36.000 Like it didn't go it didn't go all the way back. 1:05:36.040 --> 1:05:36.400 No morning. 1:05:36.440 --> 1:05:38.120 I'm like, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, and 1:05:38.160 --> 1:05:41.240 then it just like start like rumbling and I'm trying 1:05:41.240 --> 1:05:43.560 to close and it's not closing. And then it was 1:05:43.640 --> 1:05:46.400 just like oh no, no, oh no, no, no, dude, it's coming out. 1:05:47.280 --> 1:05:50.560 Dude's coming ding, it's coming out, duds coming out, Dude's 1:05:50.560 --> 1:05:53.840 coming out. And then it just like opened and then 1:05:54.000 --> 1:05:57.760 just it was opening and then my butt was open, 1:05:58.560 --> 1:06:00.280 and then the dude was coming out, and I just 1:06:00.480 --> 1:06:02.240 I kind of at one point, I just kind of 1:06:02.240 --> 1:06:06.440 resigned myself and I was just like I could not 1:06:06.520 --> 1:06:07.240 hold it anymore. 1:06:07.360 --> 1:06:10.880 Literally, that's the type of dudoo though, like there's no money. 1:06:11.000 --> 1:06:12.440 I said it had to be solid if I got 1:06:12.440 --> 1:06:15.240 shipped on. That's the type of doodoo that I couldn't 1:06:15.240 --> 1:06:16.080 because I know that was. 1:06:17.240 --> 1:06:20.000 It was just I had had literally the rocky road melted. 1:06:21.520 --> 1:06:24.520 She that's she's sleep almost the whole duration. But when 1:06:24.520 --> 1:06:27.720 I when when it was happening. She she mysteriously woke 1:06:27.800 --> 1:06:30.400 up and she looked at me and I. 1:06:30.360 --> 1:06:36.320 Was just like, oh, she loves you, loves you. 1:06:36.480 --> 1:06:37.080 It was like. 1:06:37.040 --> 1:06:41.320 Because you shorted shitted all the. 1:06:41.320 --> 1:06:43.320 Thing, and it was like the full thing. 1:06:44.800 --> 1:06:48.600 So I had wind breakers on that was at the bottom, 1:06:48.920 --> 1:06:49.840 blue wind breakers on. 1:06:49.920 --> 1:06:50.800 Those are my pants. 1:06:51.720 --> 1:06:55.400 When I stood up, it like it and it clumped 1:06:55.440 --> 1:06:59.000 down and it got doodoo was stuck at my ankles 1:06:59.200 --> 1:07:02.600 and the wind breaker really kept the doodo there. So 1:07:02.640 --> 1:07:05.520 I like doodo on my socks and on my ankle. 1:07:06.080 --> 1:07:08.720 So I had to like walk to the bathroom with 1:07:08.760 --> 1:07:09.320 dodo ankle. 1:07:09.480 --> 1:07:13.240 That is disgusting. That is discussed true story. 1:07:13.840 --> 1:07:17.600 I threw my draws away, I like got the doodo 1:07:17.600 --> 1:07:19.640 out in the like trapped. 1:07:19.320 --> 1:07:20.320 The wind breakers back on. 1:07:20.520 --> 1:07:21.400 I had to go home. 1:07:21.480 --> 1:07:23.760 Wait you didn't. I had to still go home. This 1:07:23.800 --> 1:07:25.640 is at the bus station. There was nothing. 1:07:26.040 --> 1:07:26.720 I'm still the girl. 1:07:26.720 --> 1:07:28.880 Wife didn't ask anybody if they had an extra pair 1:07:28.880 --> 1:07:29.400 of paine. 1:07:29.160 --> 1:07:34.040 Who carries extra pants? You're on a bus, don't people 1:07:34.040 --> 1:07:34.640 got luggage? 1:07:34.720 --> 1:07:34.880 No? 1:07:34.920 --> 1:07:38.080 This is no, It's like people just coming home to work. 1:07:39.000 --> 1:07:41.000 It's just a bus. You go to work in Seattle. 1:07:41.040 --> 1:07:43.480 You come home from work. 1:07:42.840 --> 1:07:45.800 Sundays last night, and I'm thinking, I'm sure you've told 1:07:45.800 --> 1:07:46.200 this story. 1:07:46.440 --> 1:07:47.680 Oh, it's just my closer. 1:07:47.520 --> 1:07:51.880 First, like the chocolate Sunday also. 1:07:51.880 --> 1:07:56.320 Making ugh, So I like had doodo everywhere, Yeah, Rocky 1:07:56.360 --> 1:07:58.080 road down your leg, down my leg, And I had 1:07:58.080 --> 1:07:59.960 to go to my apartment before I took her home. 1:08:00.000 --> 1:08:01.040 I had to go to my apartment and take a 1:08:01.080 --> 1:08:04.560 shower through all those clothes away, obviously, and she never 1:08:05.000 --> 1:08:10.880 like she just was like, well, should have listened. She 1:08:10.920 --> 1:08:13.000 never even had to say it. She just had an 1:08:13.080 --> 1:08:16.639 air about her that was like wow. But I remember 1:08:16.640 --> 1:08:18.720 as a stand up. I was a young stand up 1:08:18.760 --> 1:08:20.400 and I didn't even have that joke in my thing. 1:08:20.400 --> 1:08:22.680 I would just be telling people that the story at 1:08:22.720 --> 1:08:25.320 like barbecues and they would be doubling over and laughter. 1:08:25.800 --> 1:08:28.080 And so it was my closer for like a good 1:08:28.400 --> 1:08:29.840 way longer than wow. 1:08:30.520 --> 1:08:31.360 It was a hill. 1:08:31.560 --> 1:08:32.920 I'm not gonna hold you reading. 1:08:33.040 --> 1:08:36.479 When you read and laugh, it's kind of embarrassing also 1:08:37.160 --> 1:08:40.639 because shout out to what the fuck was his name? 1:08:41.160 --> 1:08:45.040 The social p sorry I want to delta flight. Dude's like, 1:08:45.080 --> 1:08:47.719 oh love horrible, I'm dying laughing. 1:08:47.520 --> 1:08:50.439 At this dudeo joke and mind you. 1:08:50.479 --> 1:08:51.960 But I'm reading the book on my phone because it's 1:08:51.960 --> 1:08:54.360 not out yet. So he's like, girl, text you and 1:08:54.360 --> 1:08:57.000 I was like, do you know you get on stage? 1:08:59.120 --> 1:09:01.599 And then I said, you never heard about his ship story. 1:09:02.640 --> 1:09:05.080 I'm not joking. Everybody heard that. 1:09:05.240 --> 1:09:05.439 Yeah. 1:09:07.600 --> 1:09:11.120 I'm like, I read, Yeah, I told you, dog. 1:09:11.439 --> 1:09:14.439 But it's that's I remember. My editor was like, I 1:09:14.479 --> 1:09:16.920 was like, man, I told this story like and they 1:09:16.960 --> 1:09:21.160 were like, new people are gonna read this. Everybody won't 1:09:21.160 --> 1:09:23.400 know and there's a level of detail. You guys know 1:09:23.520 --> 1:09:25.880 when writing a book that on stage you can't do 1:09:25.920 --> 1:09:29.000 it in person like they want you to. 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And that used to be 1:10:38.280 --> 1:10:39.599 three hundred dollars, so it's. 1:10:39.800 --> 1:10:42.800 Hell legit value was three hundred dollars. We made up 1:10:42.840 --> 1:10:43.280 our value. 1:10:43.360 --> 1:10:46.120 Yeah, we were like, this is worth four hundred and 1:10:46.160 --> 1:10:46.880 ninety nine dollars. 1:10:46.880 --> 1:10:49.439 Hey, five pounds high five pounds. But since you were 1:10:49.439 --> 1:10:51.240 the next you put the cost in there. 1:10:51.560 --> 1:10:55.000 Yes, absolutely, and mine was two ninety nine for for 1:10:55.000 --> 1:10:56.920 for some years. And you'll get that free and you'll 1:10:56.920 --> 1:10:58.000 get the book. It's a good book. 1:10:58.040 --> 1:11:00.479 Hey, y'all, you helped us do it. We want to 1:11:00.520 --> 1:11:05.120 help Kevy New York Times bestseller. We need I found 1:11:05.160 --> 1:11:07.799 out that like point zero one percent of all authors 1:11:07.840 --> 1:11:10.160 even are able to get that, and we need more 1:11:10.200 --> 1:11:12.040 more black zero one zero one. 1:11:12.320 --> 1:11:15.800 And we don't have Target, y'all, so we can't go 1:11:15.840 --> 1:11:17.120 into Target and buy him. 1:11:17.320 --> 1:11:21.439 But we say support black owned, woman own. That don't 1:11:21.479 --> 1:11:22.000 hurt you too. 1:11:22.200 --> 1:11:23.880 Yeah, that that's what helps you get on the New 1:11:23.960 --> 1:11:25.839 York Times best selling liess more than Amazon. 1:11:26.080 --> 1:11:27.479 Yeah, no, no, no, you need them to go. 1:11:27.600 --> 1:11:32.160 Support also kind of makes you feel like, damn, this 1:11:32.200 --> 1:11:32.559 is a good guy. 1:11:32.560 --> 1:11:36.760 I'm glad he got rich. Yes, really like reading it. 1:11:36.880 --> 1:11:39.080 And then also finding out your son had the big 1:11:39.120 --> 1:11:39.759 break first. 1:11:39.960 --> 1:11:42.040 Yes, I had to really say with that I love 1:11:42.200 --> 1:11:43.840 because I didn't name my son after me because I 1:11:43.880 --> 1:11:45.320 was like, I don't want him to have that pressure. 1:11:45.600 --> 1:11:47.000 And then he booked a movie at five, and I 1:11:48.560 --> 1:11:50.880 should have had my name. I could have been getting 1:11:50.920 --> 1:11:53.840 Google a confusion like he was killing. He was on Nickelodeon, 1:11:53.880 --> 1:11:56.719 he was on Little Rod School at like six and four, 1:11:56.800 --> 1:11:58.439 and I was like, I should have been you should 1:11:58.439 --> 1:11:59.200 have been named after me. 1:11:59.640 --> 1:12:01.040 He was, I want to in myself after you. 1:12:01.200 --> 1:12:02.439 Now you're doing a step at forty. 1:12:02.760 --> 1:12:04.840 Yeah, it took on. It took forty. He did it 1:12:04.880 --> 1:12:08.519 at five and six. So uh yeah, it's a good time. 1:12:08.640 --> 1:12:11.400 It's all my it's my life told from the point 1:12:11.439 --> 1:12:14.200 of view of the failures instead of the successes, because 1:12:14.200 --> 1:12:17.559 it's so much more interesting to tell to me and uplifting, 1:12:17.640 --> 1:12:19.679 Like we all taken ls, but we're not all talking 1:12:19.680 --> 1:12:22.000 about them, so I wanted to talk about them because 1:12:22.000 --> 1:12:24.040 it's much more interesting and it tells you how it 1:12:24.080 --> 1:12:27.120 became good at things by being bad at them first. 1:12:27.360 --> 1:12:30.040 Well, I am going to buy a lot of cop 1:12:30.200 --> 1:12:34.040 than you. We're gonna definitely support and it's also. 1:12:33.800 --> 1:12:36.719 A week's lotter ate unless you if someone we're famous. 1:12:36.760 --> 1:12:37.519 But let's moderate. 1:12:37.760 --> 1:12:40.280 Yeah, when you ever do, when you moderate, when you 1:12:40.320 --> 1:12:42.479 do your book signing, love to come in ask you 1:12:42.560 --> 1:12:44.000 question I'm doing. 1:12:44.200 --> 1:12:46.800 I'm not doing a traditional tour. I'm doing a meet 1:12:46.800 --> 1:12:47.360 and greet tour. 1:12:47.560 --> 1:12:49.400 That's kind of what that's what we did did it, 1:12:49.520 --> 1:12:50.559 that's what we just switched to. 1:12:51.600 --> 1:12:56.160 So now like we're doing the bookstores book signings, yeah, instead. 1:12:55.800 --> 1:12:57.760 Of doing because I was doing the like theaters thing, 1:12:57.840 --> 1:12:59.360 but it's just it's not. 1:12:59.240 --> 1:13:00.840 The same for a book. You gotta, you gotta. 1:13:00.920 --> 1:13:03.799 I'm so glad you'll heard someone else say it unprovoked. Yeah, 1:13:04.520 --> 1:13:05.800 canceling our tours, you guys know. 1:13:05.840 --> 1:13:07.519 Yeah, you'all be canceling stuff. 1:13:12.720 --> 1:13:13.439 Well, it will. 1:13:15.439 --> 1:13:18.120 And I don't do meet and greets. I don't like 1:13:18.200 --> 1:13:22.280 to meet people before or after show. 1:13:22.320 --> 1:13:22.479 Well. 1:13:22.479 --> 1:13:25.080 Also to make it make sense for the even including 1:13:25.080 --> 1:13:28.280 the book, we were charging so much and to have. 1:13:28.439 --> 1:13:30.360 To become a New York ticket. 1:13:30.120 --> 1:13:32.160 Plus the book, it was a lot. 1:13:32.320 --> 1:13:34.720 And so like for us now like being New York 1:13:34.720 --> 1:13:36.639 Times bestsellers and our audience helping us get there. 1:13:36.960 --> 1:13:39.400 It's like, no, we want to bet. 1:13:39.240 --> 1:13:41.040 Y'all still doing it even though you already made it. 1:13:41.040 --> 1:13:43.360 We just did one. This want to make it for 1:13:43.400 --> 1:13:44.000 another week. 1:13:44.040 --> 1:13:46.960 You can make it another week once you're on there. 1:13:47.040 --> 1:13:50.080 And so now that like you now that people go back, 1:13:50.560 --> 1:13:52.840 like the Jay Hudds and all them are back, We're 1:13:52.880 --> 1:13:56.439 hoping to do traditional they really sex or the name 1:13:56.479 --> 1:13:58.040 of the book so well, but. 1:13:58.280 --> 1:13:59.960 All failures are definite. 1:14:00.880 --> 1:14:01.519 K T l A. 1:14:01.640 --> 1:14:05.400 Yeah, yeah, I'll turn out. 1:14:05.520 --> 1:14:09.960 They said NHB by man Wi. 1:14:11.280 --> 1:14:13.280 Yeah, they yeah, they you know what. 1:14:13.280 --> 1:14:16.599 PR put out for us for press. I don't have 1:14:16.680 --> 1:14:20.960 a hot girl summer. That is what PR pitched. 1:14:20.680 --> 1:14:23.560 Us as because and then the mental health aspect of 1:14:23.640 --> 1:14:25.479 the book we could. They were like, yeah, well you 1:14:25.520 --> 1:14:26.840 bitches know how to have a hot girl summer. 1:14:26.880 --> 1:14:28.080 Let's lean in that. 1:14:28.960 --> 1:14:34.040 But I will tell you I think that God damn it. 1:14:34.800 --> 1:14:37.400 Also because we had such a great time to please 1:14:37.479 --> 1:14:40.000 let our audience who is looking for something else to 1:14:40.120 --> 1:14:42.719 listen to, to be entertained by all. 1:14:42.600 --> 1:14:45.640 This stuffing podcast with me and Angel and Josh is 1:14:45.680 --> 1:14:46.280 a good time. 1:14:46.360 --> 1:14:47.320 The ladies were on there. 1:14:47.360 --> 1:14:48.960 We have a great, great time. If you don't watch 1:14:49.000 --> 1:14:52.080 any other episode, watch their episode. You have a good time. 1:14:52.240 --> 1:14:56.960 Watch other episodes. I'm on Patreon as well. Studios pull 1:14:57.080 --> 1:15:00.160 up to that. I've got the churches coming out on 1:15:00.280 --> 1:15:02.519 the twenty first. 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