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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: Jews Show. It's the Jewel Show. And every once in

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Speaker 1: a while you just kind of want to answer the

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Speaker 1: phone and take an unscreened phone call. Why not? What?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? This is the Jewel Show? Good morning

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Speaker 1: all on? So oh, all right, A thirty seven. I

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Speaker 1: appear to look healthy and everything like there, but I'm

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Speaker 1: missing my leg. My left leg wouldn't load the knee. Well,

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Speaker 1: here we go with the show today. I guess. So.

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Speaker 1: I have a handicapped staker and sometimes I wear pants

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Speaker 1: when I'm out and I will pop into the handicap

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, I was at Denny and

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Speaker 1: I have my window down and then these people next

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Speaker 1: and then if they're judging you or they're saying stuff

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Speaker 1: people do judge people about I mean, I've actually I

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Speaker 1: get it, she gets a friend. Yeah, that's why it

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Speaker 1: talking about being judged all week. I get judged because

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Speaker 1: about to play today. A radio host in Boston stormed

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Speaker 1: opening in Boston for the Jewel showery, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if whoever's in Boston. Find us on Instagram at the

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Speaker 1: Boston that we should be on. Yeah, Day the Morning

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Speaker 1: I'm at Adrea's, I'm at Evan on the radio The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand, it's another Jewbil phone Frame mornings. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is dot Com calling for Chase our record show

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Speaker 1: that you have travel book two Barcelona, Spain. Unfortunately there's

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Speaker 1: been a drastic change to your reservation. Please hold for

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Speaker 1: a representative. Hi this is Alexis. Is this Chase? The

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Speaker 1: Chase who was going to Barcelona? Yeah? Why is my

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Speaker 1: reservation being changed? What's up with that? Well? I mean

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Speaker 1: was put on the FBI no fly list? What? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Please hold no god, no fly list? Who is this? Hello?

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Speaker 1: We had dot com or here to help. We know

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Speaker 1: that our customers like to complain a lot, and we

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Speaker 1: take your whining very seriously. Don't worry. A representative will

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Speaker 1: to take your daddy issues out on What the hell?

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Speaker 1: I am never booked? This is jab Is. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah? Darvis? Um, I think you need

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Speaker 1: to change that whole music first of all, because I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to take out any issues. But why am

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Speaker 1: I on a no fly list? Um? Do you want

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Speaker 1: me with that? What's going on? So you want to

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Speaker 1: your flying I want to be taken off the no

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Speaker 1: fly Okay, okay, let me check your file? Is your

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Speaker 1: credit card number? Yeah? Okay, great, it's all taken care of.

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Speaker 1: I removed you. You'll see that seventeen hundred dollars fee

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Speaker 1: come off your credit card shortly, please hold for rebooking.

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Speaker 1: What the what? What's seventeen hundred dollars? Bear are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? You're dumb? What? Why am I being short seventeen?

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Speaker 1: I being charged seventy hundred? You must be a bad,

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Speaker 1: bad boy. What did you do to get yourself on

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Speaker 1: that no fly list? Nothing? Nothing? I booked with you,

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Speaker 1: bok did. What's the baddest thing you've ever done? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Can I talk to your man? It must have been

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh, actually I see your author no

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Speaker 1: fly list? You paid seventeen hundred dollars. No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: It was already charged to be on. That is like

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Speaker 1: that Jervis? Yes, yes, he charged seventeen hundred, He paid it,

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Speaker 1: He paid it. I am not paying that all. Correction.

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Speaker 1: You have card company and tell them no, the money's all.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I want to know why I'm on

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Speaker 1: a list Secondly, I want to know what the seventeen

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Speaker 1: I didn't shouldn't have been on the face. Wait, hey,

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Speaker 1: a no fly list. What do I have to do

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Speaker 1: fly list? I can't tell because I'm a computer voice.

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Speaker 1: But is he still whining? He has lots more daddy

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Speaker 1: issues to talk about. I just want answers. Answer, Well,

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Speaker 1: you hear me? I set us here book dot Com.

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Speaker 1: We love to play pranks on people during the day.

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Speaker 1: We like to call and do prank phone calls during

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Speaker 1: the day. It just kind of, you know, helps our

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Speaker 1: It flies when you have fun ranks, they're real fun.

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Speaker 1: I agree, Alexis, especially when you're a computer. Oh my god, wait,

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Speaker 1: so first, did you charge my card autost like? What

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Speaker 1: I'm English. Evan and your wife Katie set you up

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Speaker 1: your trip is still booked. I guess, I guess. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I think so. We don't think you're dumb,

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Speaker 1: all the charge the enjoy Barcelona wherever you go, wake

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Speaker 1: a four one oh six one that says, are you

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Speaker 1: guys still doing Friday Fields today? Because I asked the

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Speaker 1: What's your field today, Alex Fresh, what's yours? Mine is

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Speaker 1: still on? Pretty groovy groovy Ruby? Why Ruby? Because we've

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Speaker 1: been you know, we've been taking bit Chota lessons. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Alex and I have been taking not a drink, dude,

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Speaker 1: I would like to drink or chat while we do,

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Speaker 1: All right, Mark, what's your Friday feel? Oh? Well, I

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Speaker 1: with his girlfriend is like the sweetest thing effort. I

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Speaker 1: hope she's listening. You have a good night. Yeah, we're

423
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Speaker 1: really We're really happy, and I'm really really super pumped

424
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Speaker 1: because this weekend I ain't gonna see you perform stand

425
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Speaker 1: up in Woodstock. Oh you're gonna go to the show.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. I am. Yeah, I'm going to the show.

427
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Speaker 1: Hopefully I can meet you afterwards or get a picture

428
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Speaker 1: or something. But I'm it's gonna make my whole weekend. Yeah,

429
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Speaker 1: me and my girlfriend? Well if you and your girl?

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Speaker 1: Oh so we get to meet your girlfriend? Then performing

431
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Speaker 1: a mad life in Woodstock this weekend. First time I

432
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Speaker 1: was done stand up in over a year. Yeah. So

433
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Speaker 1: my new Friday feel is forgetful. Remember any of my acts?

434
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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna be bored? Show The Jewil

435
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Speaker 1: Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Does anybody have

436
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 1: any ranch dressing or barbecue sauce? I love ranch. It's

437
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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show and it's time for your dirty little secret.

438
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Speaker 1: And I'm asking because remember, if you want to tell

439
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret text in four one six one,

440
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: you can literally tell us anything. Nobody will know who

441
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: you are. We don't even ask what your name is.

442
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake nickname when they come

443
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Speaker 1: on the show, to keep them anonymous. And on the

444
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Speaker 1: phone right now is Chicken Nuggets. What's up, Chicken Nuggets? Hey?

445
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 1: How's it going? If I had Ranch on me right now,

446
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: I would soop you up in it. I like sweet

447
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 1: and sour. If I had seen oh sweet and sour too,

448
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: scratch that. If I had sweet and sour, I'd cover

449
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 1: you in it, and I would eat you so fast.

450
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: You're lucky boy. All right, I'll tell you all right, sweet,

451
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: all right, chicken nuggets. What's what's your dirty little secret? Um? Well,

452
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 1: all right, well it's a little bit of contact. So

453
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: my sister and I don't have best relationship. Is she

454
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Speaker 1: older than you? Because my sister always used to beat

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Speaker 1: me up and she was older than me. Was she

456
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Speaker 1: still live with than me? Yeah? Yeah, choose choose the

457
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Speaker 1: older one. I have an older sister and SODA's jewels,

458
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: so we're all older. Well, we're all the youngest were up?

459
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,239
Speaker 1: All right? That's we all have old her sisters? And

460
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: do we get along with them? I don't get along

461
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: with mine. I do, I do get along with mine.

462
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: Now English Ivan gets along with his family. It's weird.

463
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: It's so weird, super weird. I'm the old one out

464
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Speaker 1: and all four of us chicken nuggets on the phone,

465
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Speaker 1: doesn't really get along with his sister. I don't talk

466
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Speaker 1: to my family. Alex doesn't talk to her sister. And

467
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: then you English Evan are the weirdo who's all like

468
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Speaker 1: I love his sister. His sister on the mouth when

469
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Speaker 1: he greets her at their part. No, that's what happens

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Speaker 1: fact chicken huggets. Wait, how did you find it? Do

471
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Speaker 1: you know chicken nuggets? No, that was a joke. All right,

472
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Speaker 1: So you you don't get along with your sister, that's

473
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Speaker 1: part of your secret. H Yeah. Right. Um. So our

474
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: grandma passed away a few years ago, okay, and I

475
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Speaker 1: ended up with with her ashes because you know, we

476
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: just we had really nice relationship and all right, well

477
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for your loss. Yeah, and you got the ashes?

478
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 1: So would you keep the ashes in? Uh? You know,

479
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: just may I recommend? May I recommend something a mister

480
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: potato head? What I've always said it, And when I die,

481
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: I want to be cremated and put it inside of

482
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Speaker 1: a potato head so that whoever has me, hopefully my

483
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Speaker 1: wife Alex free ash Uh, they can change my expression

484
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: on a day to day basis. Can you just put

485
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: that in your while so I don't forget it. Yeah,

486
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: So that's the suggestion that I have for you to

487
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Speaker 1: take it or leave it, whatever it's up to you.

488
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: I know, can't you like seep out of the holes?

489
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Speaker 1: Isn't it? That's not super tight? That is I've thought

490
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Speaker 1: about it, and I'm just like I'm not even asking

491
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Speaker 1: this questions. I haven't thought of that far through yet,

492
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: but I'm sure they can make a special one. Oh

493
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Speaker 1: my goodness, I an etch a sketch and at your sketch,

494
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 1: you know all this stuff, and that just sketches like

495
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: ashes on condroll with you. You could put the ashes

496
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Speaker 1: in the etch a sketch and then be drawing and

497
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: like you could draw a little happy fit. You could

498
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Speaker 1: do whatever with my ashes like his art, like drawing.

499
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: Could I actually make you? But yeah, I've also realized

500
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 1: something else. You weren't listening to this guy tells der

501
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: little secret, and you're just trying to think of how

502
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: you want to put your ashes. Then when you die,

503
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: I got distracted because he said, anyway, I'm sorry back

504
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: to you. So you have your grandmother's ashes. Yeah, um

505
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: so recently my uh my sister asked to have them

506
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Speaker 1: also have the ashes, to have the ashes, okay, and

507
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: she just wasn't as close with our grandma as I was. Okay,

508
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: so you don't want to give her the ashes? No, okay,

509
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: that's your deal, little secret? No, no, okay, so would

510
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Speaker 1: you do so? So I had to put down my

511
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: dog recently. Yeah, that sucks. I mean, she was old,

512
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: but it's okay, Okay, I mean you get to that point.

513
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure was sad, but time so you

514
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Speaker 1: put down your dog. Yeah, and um so I also

515
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Speaker 1: had the dog cremated. Okay. And I'm guessing that your

516
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: sister has those ashes thinking they're your grandma's. Yeah, nailed it.

517
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: Oh my god, woweah yeah. Could you imagine her in

518
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Speaker 1: her living room talking to your dog's ashes and get

519
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: it's her grandma? Right. Well, we are sure about one thing,

520
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: and that's all dogs go to heaven. Well, thank you

521
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Hopefully your sister

522
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: never finds out, because I guarantee you that would cause

523
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: a problem. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel

524
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Speaker 1: Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

526
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: they report the news. For Friday, Mate twenty one, twenty one,

527
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and I've got audio

528
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: of a really powerful fart. Oh before that, let's meet

529
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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and an ex A list

530
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: of celebrity says depression isn't mental illness, and we do

531
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: is a gateway drug that wasna can sit tight defend

532
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: out who the latest victim of cancel culture is and

533
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm English Evan And a Russian woman has killed a

534
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Speaker 1: husband using a very unlikely weapon. We'll find out about

535
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Speaker 1: those stories in just a second. But for our lead

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Speaker 1: story of the day, audio of a very loud fart.

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Speaker 1: This is the i N the Idiot News Network. Credios

538
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. They report the news, and

539
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: that's the kind of hard hitting news you get right here.

540
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: But there's a clip going viral from a ring camera.

541
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: This guy goes outside to fart in private, very respectful,

542
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,479
Speaker 1: but his neighbors actually heard him from across the street,

543
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: so they told his wife, Hey, check your ring camera

544
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: to see how loud it was. This is live, local,

545
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: late breaking news right here on the I n N,

546
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news.

547
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: Here's audio of a man going outside to pass gas

548
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: in his front lawn and it being so loud that

549
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: his neighbors heard it. Can you can you throw it

550
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: in there? And there you go. We need a ring

551
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: camera and hits catch all the times. Alex is just

552
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: blowing up station. Sure, sure, you'll like her trumpet over there. Okay, yeah,

553
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: because we because I got to turn the mics on

554
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: and started according talking about how you fart in the

555
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: studio all the time and stick it up. You have

556
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Speaker 1: the les BDS. It's real bad. So so there it is.

557
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: That's my new story. All I wanted to do was

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00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: play audio that guy farting. This is the the Idiot

559
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

560
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it to

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, who's on location in Los Angeles, California. Alex So.

562
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: Kirsty Alley recently did an interview and said she's lost

563
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: most of her celebrity friends on Twitter because of her

564
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: values and lifestyle. Yeah, she's a weird one, she is.

565
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: She I mean. She went on to say that depression

566
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: is at mental illness because all doctors do is put

567
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: you on medication and that scientology is like better with that,

568
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: and they help her, they helped her get over oh

569
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: yeah for godogists. Yeah yeah. But then she like, you know,

570
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: continue to talk about like the opioid crisis, and she

571
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: said that weed is a gateway drug. So this is

572
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: why I'm here. Okay, I'm pretty excited about this. She

573
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: says we's a gateway drug, and I'm here to tell you,

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Speaker 1: Kirsty Alley, that you're wrong, that weed is not a

575
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: gateway drug, and that you know, research actually shows that

576
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: we can be more accurately described as a terminus drug

577
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: because the vast majority of people who use marijuana do

578
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: not go on to use more illicit drugs, really, and

579
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Speaker 1: that people who use other drugs are more likely to

580
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: have also used marijuana, not the other way around. Alcohol

581
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: is a gateway drug. Weed is not a gateway drug.

582
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: We'd actually is medicinal. That is a good point because

583
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: alcohol is never prescribed. Anything never prescribed. Here's my point

584
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Speaker 1: with it. Anytime I've smoked the marria Juanas, I don't

585
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: want to do anything. It's not a gateway to anything

586
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: from it. It's a gateway to sitting on the couch

587
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: and snacking. There's no gateways I want to I'm so lazy,

588
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: I don't even want to open a gate Yeah, you know,

589
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: but anytime I've been drunk, I would say alcohol is

590
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: way more of a gateway drug, because that's when you

591
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: get risky, like any kind of crazy thing I've tried

592
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: usually had a few drinks before, right, right, exactly, so

593
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Speaker 1: please stop spreading false information. Kirstiality. Thanks, And depression is

594
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: a mental illness. Oh, it's definitely. It depends. It could

595
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: be clinical. That could be actually things in your brain

596
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: not firing. Right, it isn't bens honest, So cursillity kind

597
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: of a dumb Well she is, she's scientologist. What's all

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00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: I have? Sending it back to you you very much, Alex.

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00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

600
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next story,

601
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Evan, who was

602
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,239
Speaker 1: still English and still named Evin. Yes, I am, and

603
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: I'm actually in Russia right now, where two hundred and

604
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: twenty four pound woman reportedly killed her husband with her buttocks.

605
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh snap, wow, that's a big lady. I was like,

606
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: does she work out? No, she doesn't. She wasn't like

607
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: he thought she was hot and she walked by and

608
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: he's like, ze in his neck. No, it definitely wasn't that.

609
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: Because they are married or were married, and we're having

610
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: a little bit of an argument. Whilest drinking some alcohol,

611
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: smoking the Marriauana vodka. Yea and Tatiana decided to sit

612
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: on his face because of an argument that they were having.

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Speaker 1: I mean, usually that's not a bad thing. Yes, well,

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00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: in this case, it was a bad thing because he

615
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: didn't get off, and now he's dead. He was he

616
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: was like, finally we have we have been married for

617
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Speaker 1: years and we haven't messed around in a while, so finally,

618
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: and then she literally suffocated him with a suffocated him

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Speaker 1: was a part of you? Well no, yeah, So does

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Speaker 1: she feel bad about it? Well, she was convicted of

621
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: causing death by negligence, so I'm sure she feeligent. Yeah,

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00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: well because I like she meant too. I don't think

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Speaker 1: she meant too. And it was the way to restrain

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00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: him at the time. Oh okay, so he was being

625
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: a maniac too, and she sat on his face and

626
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: then suffocated him with the butt cheeks. So I literally

627
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: couldn't get her off a lot of ways. Yeah, seriously,

628
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: death by but that's a way to go. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: definitely deadly. That is deadly. And that was the inn

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. Tune in Monday, same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard reports from the I N n the Jewbil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame today Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Good afternoon. This is Ynette. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Hi, Lenette. My name is Pete Eakins. Um.

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Speaker 1: We've never met before. I'm actually in the corporate office

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Speaker 1: in human resources. How are you? Oh? Hi? Yeah, good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm not too bad? Thank you for asking. Listen,

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Speaker 1: do you have a moment I need to speak with

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Speaker 1: you about something? Of course, absolutely, you're not firing me

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Speaker 1: or anything, as long as that's not happening. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to you for just a minute, okay,

643
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Speaker 1: because I need to get some information from you about

644
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Speaker 1: a situation that happened recently. Okay, so great, Thank you

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Speaker 1: for being agreeable with that. Um, I need to talk

646
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Speaker 1: to you about the lunch situation that's going on with you.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. I'm not one hundred

648
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Speaker 1: percent sure. I think you have to clarify for me.

649
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact situation. Well, there's been somebody

650
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: who's been stealing people's lunches in your building. And do

651
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Speaker 1: you know anything about this? Yeah? I already know that

652
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Speaker 1: you do, because I'm asking the question, even though I

653
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: already knew that you do, so really don't need an

654
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Speaker 1: answer that question. I know that you know about this. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I need some clarification. Here. Are you insinuating

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Speaker 1: that I had something to do with that? Because I've

657
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Speaker 1: had my lunch too in a few times actually, and

658
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Speaker 1: I'm really upset about it. So yeah, I know you

659
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Speaker 1: are very upset about your lunch being stolen, so much

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Speaker 1: so that you decided to commit murder. Okay, what are

661
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Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, not murder, but almost murder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: You've completely lost me now, I don't understand what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. You know, we here at corporation, we take

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Speaker 1: our employee safety very seriously. We like our employees to

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Speaker 1: be able to come into work and feel like they're

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Speaker 1: not to be poisoned by a coworker. Absolutely, Well, what

667
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: are you talking about poisoning? You had your lunch stolen

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Speaker 1: and you plotted your revenge, and now ted from sales

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Speaker 1: is in the hospital. Sales is in the hospital. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? What's wrong with him? What happened

671
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: to him? Okay, come on, I wasn't born yesterday, all right,

672
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Speaker 1: I've been in HR for a long time. This isn't

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Speaker 1: the first attempted murder. I've seen what attention murder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about. I'm talking about the fact

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Speaker 1: that you planted peanuts in your lunch, and you knew

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Speaker 1: that Ted was allergic to peanuts, So you put peanuts

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Speaker 1: in your lunch knowing that he was the one taking lunches,

678
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Speaker 1: and when he stole yours, he would eat it and

679
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Speaker 1: then would go into shock and die from his peanut allergy.

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Speaker 1: You knew that. So you're trying to insinuate that I

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Speaker 1: tried to kill my own coworker for stealing a lunch,

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Speaker 1: that I tried to kill him. Oh okay, you know what.

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00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: You're obviously out of control and a risk. So I'm

684
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Speaker 1: going to call the police right now and have you

685
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Speaker 1: removed from the building and also arrested for attempted murder

686
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Speaker 1: because I can't do this anymore. You're obviously out of control,

687
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: and I'm scared you stay and you talk to me.

688
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Okay, now right down, you come right

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00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: down to my office right now. You have a face

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Speaker 1: to face conversation on me. I want to meet this person.

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'm scared now I'm scared. Now,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna show If I show up to

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Speaker 1: your office, I know I'm gonna be stabbed with a

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Speaker 1: letter opener. I'm not going to do that. I've been

695
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: I've been in this job a long time. I've been

696
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Speaker 1: stabbed with a letter opener five times. What is going on? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call, That's what it is. It's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call from hr No. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your co worker Ted say you up? We

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you serious? Yes? He said that somebody's

702
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Speaker 1: been stealing your lunch. You want to meet him? Mess

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Speaker 1: with you? Oh my god, I'm going to kill him

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Speaker 1: for real. I'm gonna kill him. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jebil phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. First date follow up go

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Speaker 1: to You by Mack and Jack's Bring Company. Isaac is

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Speaker 1: on the phone today for a first date follow up

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Speaker 1: and he says he met a girl named Eliah at

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Speaker 1: the dog grooming salon. Now, what I don't know. What

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00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: was unclear to me in his email is if he

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Speaker 1: gets his hair done at the dog grooming so long,

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Speaker 1: which I understand because I've seen poodles and they look

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Speaker 1: really nice. So I don't know if he was getting

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Speaker 1: his hair done or his dogs. We'll find that out,

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Speaker 1: and we'll also see if we can find out why

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Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back from Eliah and what

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Speaker 1: they did on their date. In just a second, Isaac

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Speaker 1: was up, man, how are you good? How are you

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Speaker 1: pretty good? Before I find out if you do your

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Speaker 1: hair at the dog grooming salon, if you work there,

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Speaker 1: or if you have a dog. How long has it

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Speaker 1: been since you talked to Eliah? It's like a week

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Speaker 1: and a half. A week and a half, okay, okay?

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Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach her

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Speaker 1: every day? No? Times? You'd be surprised how many people

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00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: have actually tried to reach out every day? Yeah, multiple

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Speaker 1: times a day. Actually, while we're even on the phone

729
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: doing this, they're probably texting them. So you said about

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Speaker 1: three times. Yeah, okay, so that's not that's not a

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Speaker 1: ton no soul. Yeah, that's normal people behavior. All right. Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, how did you meet Aliyah? So we

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Speaker 1: met at a dog grooming salad? Are we both have dogs?

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Speaker 1: I have my own barberthday, so you don't get your

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Speaker 1: hair done there. What kind of dog do you guys

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Speaker 1: have like each have. I have a rott Wiler and

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Speaker 1: she has a pit Bull and that kind of what. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's kind of what brought us together. We were

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Speaker 1: talking about how both of those breeds have bad rep.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I want to get a rot Yeah. Actually

741
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Speaker 1: just said he wants to get a Rotiler, you just

742
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Speaker 1: go to German Shepherd though I know now I want

743
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Speaker 1: to get a rot and now I want another German Shepherd.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a zoom. Yeah. So you have a

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Speaker 1: rot Wiler, she has a pit Bull. Yeah, two dogs

746
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Speaker 1: that kind of get a bad rep. Yeah, so we

747
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: got to talking about that. We seem to have similar

748
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Speaker 1: interests besides just the dogs haircuts. So I got her

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Speaker 1: number and asked her out later that night and she's

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Speaker 1: responded quickly. Yeah. Yeah, we talked. We decided to have

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Speaker 1: her come to my house and watch a movie and

752
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: that way the dog could have kind of a play two.

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00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was gonna say that's a risky move.

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00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: That's intimate when you just meet someone going over to

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Speaker 1: their house. But she's going there with a pit bull.

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Speaker 1: She's fine. Yeah, I'm not worried about it. Yeah, so

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00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: she brought the dog over too. Yeah, she had protection,

758
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: so to speak, well, and obviously a big thing. Do

759
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: the dogs get on, Well, it's funny you say that that,

760
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: because that's I'm wondering if that's why. Why the silence

761
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: from her is we got along fine, but our dogs

762
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 1: got along really well. Basically my dog kept trying to

763
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: have his way with her dog. Right. Oh, you didn't

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Speaker 1: make any creepy comments about that, like, right, like, let's

765
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 1: go what they're doing, Yeah, we should do that same.

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Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was funny. I don't know

767
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Speaker 1: if she was like bothered by it, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think I said anything like creepy about it. I mean

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Speaker 1: basically they were just getting along. Yeah. It would be weird, though,

770
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Speaker 1: to get offended by something like that. When it's like

771
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: a dog, they can't help it. Yeah, exactly, she can't

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Speaker 1: help it. It's that primal instinct. Your dogs had an

773
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Speaker 1: awkward moment, well for you and your date. No, they

774
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: had a fun moment. I guess maybe it was awkward

775
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: for her. Yeah, that's what I was saying, awkward for

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Speaker 1: you guys. Other than that, though, how was everything that

777
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: it seemed like she was into you? Yeah? I had fun.

778
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: It seemed like she was having fun. We had, you know,

779
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: a nice talk when you watched a movie. We had

780
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Speaker 1: a kiss good night, and then she left. You did

781
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: have a kiss, and with a kiss, that's a good sign, yeah,

782
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Speaker 1: I thought, So, why do you think she's not getting

783
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: back to you. Well, I guess that's why I'm calling you.

784
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: I can't figure it out some girls. Some girls still

785
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: kiss because they feel bad. Yeah kiss, yeah, even though

786
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: they know that they're not gonna I've done that to

787
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: a pity kiss for a man. No, not from a man.

788
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: I never pity kiss a man. I would actually I

789
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 1: would just kiss a man, you know, but like pity kiss,

790
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: like you know you're not gonna call him again, and

791
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: they're like kind of going in. You're just like here, right,

792
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: and then you leave knowing you're never gonna talk to him.

793
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: But I can see a lot of girls with dad too,

794
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: especially because guys will like go in for a right. Yes,

795
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: So maybe you think she pity kissed you. No, I

796
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: thought we really got along. I mean I had a

797
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: lot of fun with her. We watched the movie, but

798
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: we were talking too. She's really pretty. I mean I

799
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: really wanted to see her again. Okay, well we'll try

800
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: to figure it out for you. Then we'll play a

801
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: song come back, call her and see if we can

802
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: get you another date or at least find out why

803
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back with your first date follow up? Right, Yeah,

804
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: thank you, we'll do it next. Just joining us for

805
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Speaker 1: today's first date follow up. Isaac is on the phone,

806
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: and Isaac might have been a victim of a pity kiss,

807
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: the old pity tongue that happens from time to time.

808
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: He met a girl named Aliyah at a dog grooming salon.

809
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: They weren't getting their hair done there, they were dogs

810
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: were getting their hair done there. He has a rot wilder,

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Speaker 1: she has a pit bull. They bonded over that, and

812
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: he eventually asked for a number and invited her to

813
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: his house. She went over there. They hung out at

814
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: a good time. They kissed at the end of the evening.

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Speaker 1: But he has no idea why she's not getting back

816
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: to him. It's been a week and a half and

817
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: he's texted her a few times. He says there was

818
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: one awkward moment where his dog, and her dog started

819
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,720
Speaker 1: doing what dogs do sometimes, so like, you know, doggy,

820
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: what people do sometimes. The dogs were kind of like

821
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: starting to do that and that was kind of awkward.

822
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Speaker 1: But he didn't think it was that big of a

823
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: deal and shouldn't have been a turn off. So we

824
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: have no idea why she's not calling him back, and

825
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: we're about to get her on the phone. All right, Isaac,

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Speaker 1: any last words before we call her? I hope this

827
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: works all right? Here we go. I'm on a dollar

828
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: phone him right now. Kay? Cool? Hello, I might as

829
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: speak to Eliah please? This is her Aliah? How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is the jew Bowl Show. It's a radio show.

831
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Speaker 1: My name is jew Bowl. My name's Alex Fresh, my

832
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: name is English Evan. Hello. Everyone. We do a segment

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00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: on our show. I know it's probably weird that we're

834
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: calling what we do a segment on our show where

835
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Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and

836
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: then end up ghosting them, they can email us to

837
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.

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00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: And we recently got an email about you from someone

839
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: who listens to our show. Oh okay, any idea who

840
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: could have emailed us about you? I mean, I do

841
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: have one person in mind. Sure, who would that be? Isaac? Congratulations,

842
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: you didn't win anything except for having the correct answer. Yeah,

843
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: Isaac email us about you. He told us how you met,

844
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: said he had a great time with you, and he

845
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: doesn't know why you're not calling him back. He's a

846
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: very nice guy. He's sweet, sweet nice. That's such a

847
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: terrible word, right, yeah, it's never good as well when

848
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: it got with he's a really nice guy. He started

849
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: off like he's really funny. No, he is funny. He

850
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: is funny. He's good looking too, like he's he's a

851
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: lot of great things, don't get wrong. Why not call

852
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: him back? He also said that you guys kissed at

853
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: the end of the evening, so well, yeah, he's a

854
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: decent kisser. I'll give him that too. Okay, so let

855
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 1: me run this down real quick. He's a nice guy, funny,

856
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: good looking, decent kisser. Sounds terrible. I mean, what else

857
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: do you want? Yeah? I know, awful? Right, No, he's

858
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: so serious. He was like on the fast track to marriage.

859
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: It seems like, what what what are you talking about?

860
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: I know this might now weird, but I did go

861
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: to his house on the first date. Which normally I

862
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: wouldn't do. Yeah, but I did bring my dog and

863
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: because we both have dogs. Yeah, he told us about that.

864
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 1: He said, you guys met at the dog room or

865
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: he said you got a pit bull and that's why

866
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's why she would go over

867
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: to your house because she has a pit bull. So

868
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: so that was great and everything. But then all of

869
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: a sudden is we're like you know when you're watching

870
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: a movie, but then you kind of talk a little

871
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: bit and your hands get closer and you know all

872
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: of that. But he and like, as we're watching a

873
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 1: movie and it might be something where there was a

874
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: married couple or there's a couple living together, he'd be like,

875
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,479
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like we can look on Zillo and look

876
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: for houses and like we can find something with a

877
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: big backyard and you can't yes, yes, And I'm like

878
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: in my mind like pomps a break, Yeah how did

879
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: that even come up? Yeah? Okay, have you guys ever

880
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,720
Speaker 1: seen the canvas art where you can put your dog's

881
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: face on like a renaissance like it will be like

882
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: Henry the Eighth, but yeah, your dog's face. And he

883
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we can have like our dogs next

884
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: to each other. They could be like, you know, like

885
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: two princes. What. No, No, you know, we talked to

886
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: Isaac about your day because we obviously wanted to find out,

887
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: you know, how he felt in his perspective. Was he

888
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: being legiti? Was he just you know, trying to make

889
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: jokes that didn't hit right? Oh? I think he was

890
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: being legit. Like have any of you ever met somebody

891
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: and you do feel like click like that the conversation

892
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: is just slowing, You're like vibing together. Have you ever

893
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: felt that? And you're like, yeah, I feel good about

894
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: this person, But on the first date, I'm not like

895
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: and then we can look at Zillow right now, what

896
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: do we get? Yeah? Yeah, So it had nothing to

897
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: do with the fact though, that his dog was trying

898
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: to hump your dog. No, that was awkward. Yeah, I'm like, okay,

899
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: you both are now. I was just moving with you

900
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: back dog moves even quicker than well. Thank you for

901
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: telling us, Yeah, thank you. I appreciate you telling us

902
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: why you're not calling him back and being honest with

903
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: us about that. Now I feel like we should be

904
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: honest with you and tell you that Isaac is actually

905
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: on the line listening and wants to talk to you

906
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: what you've been listening this whole time? I mean, I'm

907
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: sorry if you feel tricked or whatever, and I'm sorry

908
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: if you clearly you were getting, you know, a feeling

909
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: for me or whatever that I wasn't really meaning to you.

910
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you know, being alone for the past

911
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: year lockdown wise is you know, put me in a

912
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: little bit of a different mindset. But I was not

913
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: being totally serious what I was saying. We should move

914
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: in together and get matching dog portraits. You know, I

915
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: was trying to be a little fun. Well then what

916
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: were you meaning? Maybe like in the moment, I could

917
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: see that, but I wasn't trying to say, like, let's

918
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: do it now. Or it seems like I came on

919
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 1: way too strong, and that's definitely not what I meant

920
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: to happen. All I meant by any of that was

921
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: just that I was enjoying your company. It's kind of

922
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: having fun with you, and that's great, but can we

923
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: just piece something together too? Number one, you definitely opened

924
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 1: up the Zillo app so and then secondly, you said

925
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: those things before we even kissed, Like you don't even

926
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: know what my tone feels like, well, I mean, I

927
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: look at the Zillo app every day. It's like looking

928
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: at Instagram or something. I wasn't trying to commit to

929
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: buying a house with you any one on one. Don't

930
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: talk about marriage, moving in together, any of that on

931
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: the first date. No way. Oh well, look, now that

932
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 1: you know that, maybe we just had a little bit

933
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: of a misunderstanding, If you want to meet us again,

934
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,479
Speaker 1: I will try and keep all those things in check.

935
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, well, let me let me officially ask you,

936
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 1: because I want you to think about this for a second.

937
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: See if you believe Isaac when he says those are

938
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: just jokes a leo, would you like to go on

939
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: another date with Isaac? We will pay for it. I

940
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: don't believe him, and I'm going to pass. Oh really,

941
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm just not ready to move that fast. I mean,

942
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: it seems like the huge strike against me was that

943
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: you thought I liked you too much, which I don't

944
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: know if I'm even sorry about. I did like you,

945
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: and I you know, with understanding that there's no commitment

946
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: to buy a house or anything else. I would love

947
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: to see you again. I mean, we can go with

948
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: whatever speed you on obviously I'm still saying no, Like

949
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: there are a lot of great things about you, but

950
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: one thing that I stick by is that I have

951
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: to go at my own pace and I just don't

952
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: think you. Yeah, we're just not on the same page.

953
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: All right, Well then I accept that and good luck.

954
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: But I will say if we you know, if we

955
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: run into each other in a dog park or the

956
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: groomer again or something, then I hope you'll agree that

957
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: it's faded and we should elope Jubils First Day, follow

958
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: up the Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret.

959
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret. Yeah, dirty little secret. Remember,

960
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: if you want to tell us anything, you can text

961
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: in four one six one tell us you have a

962
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, and we will put you on the

963
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: show and you can say whatever you want. Nobody will

964
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: know it's you because we always keep everybody anonymous. We

965
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. If you want

966
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: to tell us something that you've got on your chest

967
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: that you want us to just pluck, reach over and

968
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,720
Speaker 1: pluck off your chest, rabbit, if you got a secret,

969
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: you can tell us it. We won't even ask your name.

970
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: And that's why everybody gets a fake name when they

971
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: call in and the caller right now to tell us

972
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Who nick name is? Ricky Bobby?

973
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby movie, Ricky, You're from Talladega something. Yeah that's good. Yeah,

974
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: it's really good. I've never seen it. Yeah, you've never

975
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: seen Talladega Nights. Ricky Bobby is from Talladega Knights. Yes,

976
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: that's will first character. Ricky Bobby is on the phone though.

977
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: What's up, Ricky? Hey? How are you? I'm good? I

978
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,879
Speaker 1: was just hoping the sweet little baby Jesus but doing Okay, Well,

979
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: tell us what your dirty little secret is. So I

980
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,479
Speaker 1: manage a pet store. I mean it's a big store.

981
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: A lot of people know it. It's the chain, but

982
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say the name. Um, but yeah,

983
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: so I okay, So, so you manage a big chain

984
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: pet store that you don't want to say the name of.

985
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: But there's only like one of them, so pet Part.

986
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing it's one of the But don't you

987
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: don't have to don't worry. You don't have to tell

988
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: us what it is. Yes, I just did. So what

989
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: do you do at Petco or pet Smart? Okay? So okay,

990
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: when I close up I wait till you know all

991
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: the other employees have gone and I lock up. But

992
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: then I stayed for a little while. You don't get

993
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: you don't trying to get the hell out of there

994
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: when you can. Yeah, who stays extra minute? Well, if

995
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: you're a pet store and play, I would think you

996
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: like to stay there as long as possible as the animals. Yeah,

997
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: they love animals. Anytime I've gone into one of those

998
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: big chain stores, pet Car, pet Smart, which is not

999
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: the one that you work at, I always noticed that

1000
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: those people, I feel like they would just be there

1001
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: for hours if they could, whenever they're off the clock,

1002
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: because they just love animals. And they also judge you

1003
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: for the animals that you bring in, like you're not

1004
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 1: doing it right. I know. Yeah, you guys are judging

1005
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: by the way You're right. We really love my job,

1006
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: we think. Okay, so as soon as everybody is born,

1007
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: I set up my microphone in front of the reptiles,

1008
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 1: and microphone in front of the reptiles after the store

1009
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: is closed, and do what give them a motivational speech? No, No,

1010
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm a singer. You're a singer, okay, singer? Do you

1011
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: sing from reptiles? Yeah? I do. I put on a

1012
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: little concert for the reptiles. Every night. I blows up. Wow,

1013
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: so you're the best. Store is closed and then it's

1014
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: just you singing and dancing. I'm assuming to a reptile audience. Yeah,

1015
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 1: I mean they're the best guy. Now I will stay together.

1016
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: They look at you. They they're not off getting, you know, distracted.

1017
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: They're the best blocking me because I have stage right.

1018
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: So now I have all these eyeballs on. And that's

1019
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: the perfect audience too. I mean, they're not gonna judge you.

1020
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: They're not gonna say if you're bad. You know your

1021
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: confidence is going to be skyrocketing exactly. Okay, so you

1022
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: just said you have stage fright? Is this helping you?

1023
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: Do you perform in front of life people are real?

1024
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: Like human people or well, reptiliar peoples to say, reptile people,

1025
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: but reptiles people too. Do you perform in front of

1026
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: humans or reptiles? Only? So far just the reptiles. But

1027
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm getting there. I never read the next step. What if?

1028
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: Like what if what like somebody from past Marta Peco

1029
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: watched you do this, like on the video surveiance cameras

1030
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: or something the next day or something I don't know.

1031
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: You're not worried about getting caught. Oh my gosh, I

1032
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: need to go. I need to look at these videos

1033
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,439
Speaker 1: because I know they do have cameras, but but usually

1034
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 1: like they don't go back and look unless something happens.

1035
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: But who knows. Maybe, well you should find the footage

1036
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: no matter what. Yeah, because I can tell you this

1037
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: as a performer. If people don't know this, I do

1038
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: stand up comedy, and it's always good to look back

1039
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: at your performances and yes, yes, you know, so you

1040
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: can look back and be like, Okay, tomorrow night's performance

1041
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: in front of the Bearded Dragons and the other reptiles.

1042
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 1: When I go to hit this note, I'm gonna turn

1043
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: and look left Louis the bearded dragon because he loves

1044
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: it when I sing that part, you know, just to

1045
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: play the audience. I might help you out a little bit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna definitely do that, all right, What's your Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret? The Jewel Show on Demand? They say that

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Speaker 1: cheaters never prosper, which is not true at all. Tom

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Speaker 1: Brady seems to have a pretty good NFL career, not

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Speaker 1: to mention a sweet Uggs endorsement. So I think cheaters

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Speaker 1: can be just fine. It's the Jewels Show. Earlier this week,

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Speaker 1: we went over a list of popular sayings that don't

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Speaker 1: really make sense when you think about them, like that

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Speaker 1: one cheaters never prosper and speaking of dumb things coming

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Speaker 1: out of your mouth, we figured why not take this

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Speaker 1: opportunity to play another round of English Evan Versus America.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's right, it's the hilarious game show English

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Speaker 1: even Verse America, where we ask our very own in

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Speaker 1: house foreigner a list of popular American sayings and see

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Speaker 1: if he knows what they mean. It's always hilarious and

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Speaker 1: fun for the whole family. Your host Alex fresh as

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Speaker 1: a list of popular American phrases to ask the English

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Speaker 1: Evan to see if he can four once beat America.

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Speaker 1: Small Alex take it away? All right, well Evan, yes

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Speaker 1: normally do so? So yeah, no, I'm going to start

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Speaker 1: off with some easier ones, I think, thank you, Alex,

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Speaker 1: and then it's gonna get a little bit harder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so are you ready? I'm ready? Here we go. What

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Speaker 1: does it mean when someone says they're going to hit

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Speaker 1: the sack, Hit the sack, hit the sack. Okay, hit

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Speaker 1: the sack. Well, I already think I can guess where

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Speaker 1: englishman's mind. Went on to say, I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: I can say this, but I don't see what his

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Speaker 1: answer is, which sounds very painful, actually is yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: no fighting attist at home. Yeah, we're playing English and

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Speaker 1: versus America where Alex asks English, evan typical American says,

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Speaker 1: and she just asked him what hit the sack means? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so obviously we all know what I'm thinking. Is it that? No? Oau?

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Speaker 1: I was like, why do you guys have a saying

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Speaker 1: about that? It's Indians and it's not literal. Well, all right, though,

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Speaker 1: it is not that we're going to take that as

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Speaker 1: a wrong answer. You got that one wrong already. All right.

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Speaker 1: What is it when someone says they're gonna hit the sack?

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Speaker 1: It means that they're going to sleep. Oh they're going

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Speaker 1: to bed. Yeah. Oh that is way different, way different

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Speaker 1: than what you thought. If anything, this would wake you

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Speaker 1: up what I said. All right, it's English even versus America.

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Speaker 1: Alex has a bunch of typical Americans sayings and idioms,

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Speaker 1: and she's gonna ask English. Having another one and see

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Speaker 1: if you guess what it is. So far he has

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Speaker 1: not gotten one, right star. Here we go, all right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, So what does it mean when

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Speaker 1: someone says they missed the boat? They missed the boat again,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking very literal. It's just like you had a

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Speaker 1: ticket to get on a cruise line and then you

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Speaker 1: were late. What does it mean when someone says the boat? Okay,

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Speaker 1: miss the boat? I'm gonna go with say, it's like

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Speaker 1: if you were in a sporting event. Maybe you were

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Speaker 1: playing baseball, which is America's pastime sport, right, it is,

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Speaker 1: miss the ball. So I'm gonna go with it's like

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Speaker 1: you've missed your shot kind of thing. Okay, okay, yeah right.

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Speaker 1: So to say missed the boat means you missed your

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Speaker 1: shot in sports, in sports, so specifically sport. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: I shoot a three pointer in basketball and I missed,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh I missed the boat, yes, and

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Speaker 1: then you would run back angry. Yes, okay, wrong, very wrong.

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Speaker 1: Actually you missed the boat on that one by far.

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Speaker 1: That's the way to say. Yes, oh okay, so that

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Speaker 1: was it? In context? Yeah, right, missing the boat means

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Speaker 1: like when you're way off what you thought was right,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeahs do you miss a boat? Like, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: missed the boat? On what missing the boat means? Right,

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Speaker 1: it's a perfect way to say it. So far you've

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Speaker 1: missed the boat twice. You haven't gotten one. Right. It's

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Speaker 1: English even versus America. I thought that's we're going to

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Speaker 1: use these one day. Evan has missed, hit the sack

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Speaker 1: and missed the boat. Here you go, Alex has another. Okay,

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Speaker 1: see the Americans saying to asking for seven to seving guests?

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Speaker 1: Are they getting halted now? Right? I think so? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, what does it mean when someone says

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Speaker 1: that you're barking up the wrong tree? Oh? I know

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Speaker 1: this one? You do? Yeah, barking up the wrong tree

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Speaker 1: means so for example, say I wanted to raise and

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Speaker 1: I spoke to my boss and he and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I want to raise. And then he was like, you're

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Speaker 1: barking up the wrong tree, because you don't, because that's

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Speaker 1: exactly the person you should be talking to with wanting

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Speaker 1: to raise, barking up the right tree. What it means is,

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Speaker 1: say you're talking to your co worker about wanting to

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Speaker 1: get a raise. Oh, well, you're barking up the wrong

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Speaker 1: tree because I can't make that happen. Talk to your boss.

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Speaker 1: I'm not the tree you want to bark up, okay.

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Speaker 1: Or you're complaining about something like that. You know that

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Speaker 1: means something else to somebody, or like they've done harder

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Speaker 1: or a lot more work. And I'm like, yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: barking up the wrong tree on that one, bud, okay,

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Speaker 1: so go bark up another tree. You're barking up the

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Speaker 1: wrong tree. I'm going to go home and hit the sack.

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Speaker 1: You really missed a boat on that. That was another

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Speaker 1: round of English oven versus a mar Erica joined us

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Speaker 1: next time because Alex still has a bunch more American

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Speaker 1: sayings that she has to asking a Chevin about and

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Speaker 1: you got none right this time. I really hope they

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Speaker 1: get easier in the future. No, I mean, come on,

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Speaker 1: getting the sack. You've got in America for eight years,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of somebody hitting in the sack. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. Well, and if I if

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Speaker 1: someone say that I'm hitting the sack, I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: oh gosh, you need to see a doctor, not my soccer.

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Speaker 1: I hope, who's soccer are we hitting? Joined us next

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Speaker 1: time when you play Englisheven versus America, somebody takes it

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Speaker 1: in a four, one or six. One said he has

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Speaker 1: to be making this up. He is not. He literally

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Speaker 1: does not know those who're not making it up. You're

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Speaker 1: barking up the run tree with that one. Did Jebel

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Speaker 1: show on demand