1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Hello. All right, this is Seth McElroy calling from hospital 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,159 Speaker 1: and speak to Joe. Please. This is Joe. I'm just 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: calling wondering when we can expect payment on your forty 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:17,639 Speaker 1: one bill. I'm sorry what I have on record. You 5 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: came in three weeks ago for non invasive leg surgery. 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: Is that true? There's definitely some sort of mistake. I 7 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: was in there on April fifth. I sprained my foot 8 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: just playing basketball, so they just kind of wrapped it 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 1: up to gave me some aspirin and correct. The medical 10 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:34,959 Speaker 1: community has a lot of different names for surgery nowadays, 11 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: and that's what that is. So you had surgery. There's 12 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: absolutely no way in the world that they literally gave 13 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 1: me a couple of aspirin three aspirin. Do you work 14 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: in the medical field. No, I do not work in 15 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: the middlepalol field. But I had surgeries before my life, 16 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: and I know that getting my foot wrapped up cannot 17 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: be construed as surgery. There's no way. I'll tell you 18 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,319 Speaker 1: what if you don't work in the medical field, I'd 19 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: appreciate you not tell me my business. Okay, that is 20 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: called noninvasive foot surgery. This is my business because we're 21 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: talking about my foot and tell me what getting a 22 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: couple of aspirin and getting my foot wrapped up costs 23 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: forty one hundred dollars in that scenario, DoD you have 24 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 1: to wear a gown when you were in there? Or 25 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 1: did you bring your own? No? No, I didn't bring 26 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: my own medical gawn. Ah. Yeah, that's a mistake. That's 27 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty dollars right there, just for the gown. 28 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: Are you fucking about three dollars for a gown? Yeah. 29 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: A lot of people are bringing their own gowns nowadays, 30 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: so that is not true. That is absolutely not true. 31 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: I've never seen that before. I'm sorry, sir. Do you 32 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 1: work in the medical profession? Oh my god, dude, I 33 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: don't think you do. Maybe next time you just want 34 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 1: to buy one, keep one in your car at all 35 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: times in case this happens again. It'll save you three 36 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. Why didn't they mention that to 37 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: me while I was there? You know you sound frustrated. Yeah, 38 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: i'd say, I'm pretty damn frustrated that you're gonna call 39 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: me telling me that I owe this insane amount of 40 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: money for nothing. What you had is called noninvasive leg surgery. 41 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: Stop saying on invasive leg surgery. Okay, I feel bad, sir, 42 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: because I am about customer service. I'm going to offer 43 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: you a payment plan of one hundred and twenty seven 44 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 1: dollars a month for the next thirty two years. Does 45 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: that sound better. There's absolutely no way that I am 46 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: willing to pay forty one today or in thirty two 47 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 1: years for the amount of service that I was given. 48 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell everybody about this obviously, since 49 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: you're not abreast to what goes on in the medical 50 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: community and you don't realize that you had non invasive 51 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: leg surgery. Dude, if I was there in front of 52 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: you right now, I would wrap your whole face up 53 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: in the cheap ninety nine gods that they wrapped my 54 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: foot in. Just you would stop talking so you'd be 55 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: giving me non invasive face surgery at that point. As 56 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: it's just a joke there for you. You are an 57 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: awful customer service person. We do have another option where 58 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 1: we can take care of the entire bill and you 59 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: won't have to worry about paying any of it. We 60 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: just need you to donate an organ in the next 61 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 1: five years. There's absolutely no way that this is a 62 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: real phone call. You are correct about that, sir, because 63 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: this is actually jewble from Brook and Jubil in the morning. 64 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap 65 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: on you. Your wife Quinn set you up. Oh god, 66 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: she said that you were worried that your medical bills 67 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 1: would be high from spreading your foot. What if I 68 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,239 Speaker 1: told you I slept with Quinn? Would that make you mad? 69 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Just shut up, Just shut your face. 70 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: You really know how to piss people off.