WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Double Smash & Crash!

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<v Speaker 1>Kubbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse

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<v Speaker 2>of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth

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<v Speaker 2>Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in.

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<v Speaker 1>The air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny g Radio. This the Extra Crispy, Extra Spicy

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<v Speaker 1>edition of the podcast. A Happy Saturday to you. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the eighth day of the month of June, as we

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<v Speaker 1>are hanging out together celebrating National best Friends Day. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you really need a National best Friends Day? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>even a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether they say it's a thing, whoever

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<v Speaker 1>they are that come up with these these dopey holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the day today. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. It's also

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<v Speaker 1>I know, wait a second, did we just become best friends? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're working together on National best Friends Day? Man, what

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<v Speaker 1>did we just become best friends? Yep, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the most underrated comedies of all time Step Brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, today is also a World Gin Day, you big

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<v Speaker 1>gin guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess when we were teenagers we tried gin

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<v Speaker 3>and juice because of Snoop DOGG. Sure, I don't have

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<v Speaker 3>a really good taste though.

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<v Speaker 1>It's international nint Knit in Public Day, k n I

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<v Speaker 1>t Nita, Yes, knit in public.

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<v Speaker 3>When you think about hardened criminals serving time behind bars,

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<v Speaker 3>you probably don't think about knitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that something you're supposed to keep private? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>something you don't want? It probably is you don't to

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<v Speaker 1>let people know that you're a knitter man. Okay, wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also World Ocean's Day, So dive right in, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>jump out in that Pacific ocean and celebrate the ocean

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<v Speaker 1>currents that are flowing around us at all times. But

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast here, on this Saturday, we've got Murphy's

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<v Speaker 1>Law activated, eight years of bad luck of the idiom

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<v Speaker 1>of the week. We have some other things we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to as well, but we'll start with this. So I

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned on the Friday podcast that I lost a friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine, TJ. Simers, who was a great media guy,

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<v Speaker 1>beloved father, grandfather, all that stuff. TJ died of brain cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to give you a little backstory, and

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<v Speaker 1>of course this is just kind of related how everything

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<v Speaker 1>comes together. I got a message on Friday night, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was Friday night late that a friend from

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<v Speaker 1>Fox Sports Radios passed. His mother had passed away. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is somebody that we worked together with, me and

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<v Speaker 1>Looney Money, great guy, one of our favorite people in radio.

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<v Speaker 1>And keep in mind, this person left Fox Sports Radio

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<v Speaker 1>over fifteen years ago. I think it's been almost seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>years since they left the company, and yet we still

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<v Speaker 1>have this bond, you know. And it's like when you

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<v Speaker 1>break bread or you do radio together, it goes one

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<v Speaker 1>of two ways. Either you hate him or you love

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<v Speaker 1>them for life. Right, it is one of two ways.

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<v Speaker 1>And so this is not someone that I talk to

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<v Speaker 1>every day, and I don't. I really haven't seen the

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<v Speaker 1>person in years, but we're still friends, right, And so

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I know what it's like to lose

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<v Speaker 1>a mom, and I know how terrible that is, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I wanted to show my support. And so what fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'll go I get to see Loony,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, show my love to my friend. Whose mom

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<v Speaker 1>passed away. And so I drove all the way from

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<v Speaker 1>where I live in the north Woods, Dandy to the

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<v Speaker 1>cemetery was in Mission Hills in the San Fernando Valley.

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<v Speaker 3>That's four hours in traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean I had to get up so f

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<v Speaker 1>and early. But yes, what are you gonna do. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the right thing to do. You want to show support,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta do it. So I did it fine. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even complaining about that. In fact, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>have relatives who were buried in that cemetery. More on

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<v Speaker 1>that in a minute. So I get out there and

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<v Speaker 1>this is classic Looney. So he tells me that the

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<v Speaker 1>service is at noon. So I get out there at

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<v Speaker 1>like eleven thirty. Tom Looney owns me I'm his bitch, clearly,

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<v Speaker 1>idd I think it was, or you know, he said

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<v Speaker 1>twelve thirty, and I got there at noon. I got

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<v Speaker 1>there at noon, so you were a half hour early. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get there and there's no one here. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>did I just get punked?

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<v Speaker 3>Did?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I didn't want to announce in case I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>make it. I wasn't sure I was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to make it because it's very hard for me

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<v Speaker 1>to get up early. You know what that's like, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>When you work late at night, it's not the easiest

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<v Speaker 1>thing to adjust your schedule. So I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'll me. I didn't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>anything that I was going to be there, not that

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<v Speaker 1>my appearance would matter at all, but I just like, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get there at noon for a twelve thirty service,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I find out the service is actually at

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<v Speaker 1>like one thirty. Cloney gave me the wrong time, So

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<v Speaker 1>now I have an hour to kill at a cemetery

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<v Speaker 1>surrounded by people there people have already been killed. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh my goodness, O MG. Right, So I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is great. Just what I wanted to do on

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<v Speaker 1>my morning off is sitting in a good damn cemetery

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<v Speaker 1>with a bunch of people that have checked out. So fortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>the gentleman who I wanted to show my support to,

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<v Speaker 1>he actually happened to park next to me, and he

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<v Speaker 1>walked over and gave me this quizzical look, like what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing here? Why you here so early? It

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<v Speaker 1>was that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, there's no party set up or anything like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>to help me set up balloons and stuff that's going

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<v Speaker 3>on here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we we caught up, and uh, it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was great and he actually I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>if this guy worked at Fox Sports Radio when you

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<v Speaker 1>were there, Danny. I think you were there after he

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<v Speaker 1>was here, but he left and worked with Bill O'Reilly,

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<v Speaker 1>of all people, he went into political radio and then

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<v Speaker 1>became one of the great strategical minds. I always rip analytics,

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<v Speaker 1>but this guy political analytics one of the legends. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not kidding in Washington, d C. He is credited. And

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<v Speaker 1>while I might disagree or you know, I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>it's not political on myn not political then, but podcast

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<v Speaker 1>numbers go down to rating. But he has been credited

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<v Speaker 1>because of analytics helping to get Barack Obama elected president.

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<v Speaker 1>That he came up with a algorhythm on polling and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't even know exactly what went into it.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is politicians, political people love this guy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So it was his mom that passed away.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, So I'm there and and Looney shows up and

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<v Speaker 1>we're catching up. I hadn't seen Loony since the TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>We were supposed to go out to dinner. He canceled

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<v Speaker 1>one time, then I canceled, and we just haven't. We

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<v Speaker 1>text all the time. We talked, but we haven't physically

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<v Speaker 1>been in the same room since the final episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the TV show back before the Super Bowl. So I

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<v Speaker 1>caught up with him and then I was like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>some other some other people that I recognized that from

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<v Speaker 1>Fox Sports Radio pass that were there. That was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cool. I feel odd dropping names, though, Danny. It

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<v Speaker 1>was at a funeral, so I don't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>should really drop names that would be inappropriate, right, That

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<v Speaker 1>would be wrong to drop names.

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<v Speaker 3>They're right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Well Looney was there. Dan Byer showed up.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that Dan Byer, Fox Sports Radios. Dan Byer

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<v Speaker 1>was there. One of our old producers who now works

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<v Speaker 1>for the NBA Radio was was there as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Siciliano from our old buddy who's yeah yeah, let

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<v Speaker 1>go by NFL Network and he did the Red Zone

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<v Speaker 1>show for years on Direct TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew, I love you, but your contract's not in our

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<v Speaker 3>current budget.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was great to see these people, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not the greatest of situations, obviously, and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>very nice, very emotional ceremony. I learned a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>my friend's mom. I'd never met her, and I learned

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<v Speaker 1>a lot about her life and how, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>great things she did and how wonderful she was moving

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<v Speaker 1>all over the country. And it was just a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was a very emotional day and and

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was it was cool to be there

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<v Speaker 1>and to show support. Cool so right word, But it

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<v Speaker 1>was just I felt like it was important to be there,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I was happy that I was able to

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<v Speaker 1>make it. Uh, we finished up with the the service,

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<v Speaker 1>and then this is not stupid, I am okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>swear I had been here before. For I think my

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<v Speaker 1>uncle and my grandfather are buried in this in the cemetery.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a massive cemetery in Mission Hills. It is humongous, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I went on their website. I was like, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I could look up a grave, like they had a database,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not going to be able to find a grave.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, man, I wonder to show my respects.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here, I'm not probably not gonna be here again

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<v Speaker 1>for a while if ever. So I go on their

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<v Speaker 1>website and I could not find a database of where

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<v Speaker 1>to locate people that are there hanging out in the

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<v Speaker 1>ground forever. So then I was like, in my head,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember being here at at the cemetery for my

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<v Speaker 1>uncle's funeral, which was like seven years ago. My uncle

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey passed away and he was buried there in that cemetery,

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember it was on a hill. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a tree. So I drove down and I see a

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<v Speaker 1>hill with a tree. I'm thinking, well, maybe that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I park my car. There's no one else in

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<v Speaker 1>this part of the cemetery, and I'm now walking to

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<v Speaker 1>try to find my uncle's grave and my grandfather's grave.

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<v Speaker 3>You had two hours to look.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking around, right, and I couldn't find it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of getting depressed. Any I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm looking at a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of nameplates and a lot of lives and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people that have come and gone and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's over, and you know, people that died years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's an old, older cemetery, that part of the cemetery,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, but I never did find it, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever. So then I get in the car and

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<v Speaker 1>I got a long drive. As you know, Danny you

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned four hours Mission Hills to the north Woods. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no quick way to get there. So I'm driving.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving. It's bumpered, a bumper, to bumpered, A bumper,

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<v Speaker 1>A bumper, A bumper, a bumper, And I mean, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>this is great. And I had to get back because

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<v Speaker 1>I had to get ready for the show. We work

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday night into Monday morning, and that's the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>Of my work week.

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<v Speaker 1>So how to get back. So I'm driving. We get

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<v Speaker 1>past the seven to ten on the five South and

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<v Speaker 1>we're turning right in front of Atlantic. The road kind

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<v Speaker 1>of turns a little bit and traffic had picked up,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden it stops. And because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>paying attention and not on my phone, I'm able to

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<v Speaker 1>stop my car. I stopped boom, just a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>inches away from the car in front of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I know there's cars behind me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 1>So I look in my rear room mirror and this

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<v Speaker 1>this like Nissan, I think it was a Nissan, might

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<v Speaker 1>have been a toilet. This guy behind me, he pumps

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<v Speaker 1>on the brakes and he stopped just inches from my car.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I take a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>deep breath. But wait a minute, there's another car, this truck,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a Toyota truck, a forerunner. It doesn't stop.

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<v Speaker 1>It hits the car behind me. And what happens if

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<v Speaker 1>you hit a car and that car, what does that

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<v Speaker 1>car do, Danny, is they go forward and backwards.

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<v Speaker 3>Domino motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right into my car. Kubboom, just like that. So

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<v Speaker 1>on my way back from a funeral, I get rear

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<v Speaker 1>ended and my car there was a lot of personal

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<v Speaker 1>Well some people would like that on the whip. I

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<v Speaker 1>was more concerned about him giving me a double fish. Anyway,

0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:43.319
<v Speaker 1>my car ended up having back end damage. It was

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<v Speaker 1>still drivable, but made a lot of weird noises, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of noises, but it was driving. The car behind

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<v Speaker 1>me was total.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got done on this podcast telling the story

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<v Speaker 3>about the tire blow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, my wife is driving. This was me driving

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<v Speaker 1>this time. So we were to get off ilmost got

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<v Speaker 1>hit twice trying to get off. I was in the

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<v Speaker 1>number two lane and I had to get over two

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<v Speaker 1>lanes to get off to the side of the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they tell you when you get into a minor

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<v Speaker 1>accident at the time, I thought it was a minor accident.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I had just gotten rear ended, and I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it was a chain reaction thing, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think it was that bad. It wasn't until we pulled

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<v Speaker 1>over that I saw the car behind me had been totaled.

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<v Speaker 1>That it was It was completely that was the lights

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<v Speaker 1>out for that car. And we're exchanging information on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road, you know, and the one guy,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy in the truck was a younger dude, and

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<v Speaker 1>he had never been in an accident before, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was freaking out, you know that first time you're in

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<v Speaker 1>an accident, Danny, and you're like, oh my god, oh yeah,

0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like the worst, you know. And then I felt

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<v Speaker 1>bad for the guy behind me because I saw him

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<v Speaker 1>stop in time, like he stopped and you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>did the right thing, and he still got, you know, hit. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we exchanged information, so I then get back in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to turn out onto the highway, get out

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<v Speaker 1>on the car and I turned. I took my phone on,

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<v Speaker 1>I look at my text and that at that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I get a text TJ has just died. My friend

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<v Speaker 1>who had just seen that previous Tuesday, TJ. Simon. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is like Murphy's law. I mean, I I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>a funeral, which is fine. I felt like it was

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<v Speaker 1>a good mitzvah whatever. And then I get to pressed

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm looking at all these gravestones. I then get

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, get an accident, and then get back

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<v Speaker 1>in the car and find out. You know, I mean,

0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I knew he was gonna die, but I was hoping

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<v Speaker 1>he would last a few more months.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the dark cloud hanging right above you and

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<v Speaker 3>only you started pouring.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Danny, it was one of those It

0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:42.000
<v Speaker 1>was one of those days. But hey, you know, live

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<v Speaker 1>and well, and the car is in the shop and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving a rental with South Dakota plates right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited about that. Just a random rental car

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<v Speaker 1>that I have, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It won't be targeted by LAPD and whatsoever. No, not

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<v Speaker 3>at all. No, No, what are you doing? You loser?

0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Are you who's part of tone stranger? So that's my

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<v Speaker 1>Murphy's law?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you doing in la drug dealer?

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<v Speaker 1>No good deed goes unpunished, Danny, But hey, it could

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<v Speaker 1>be worse. You could have eight years of bad luck.

0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:14.800
<v Speaker 1>That could that could be worse.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like this is year one for you. Oh man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so this involves a car as well. I'm driving home

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<v Speaker 3>this past Monday. It was a rough, little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>a rough start to the week for me. The radio

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<v Speaker 3>show was fun, but you know when your body and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a garlic dude like you, but when you

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<v Speaker 3>could tell your body is fighting something off. Yeah, and

0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.320
<v Speaker 3>you you This had been like going for four days

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<v Speaker 3>and over the weekend I slept extra feel better and

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<v Speaker 3>over it before I went back to work on Monday.

0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.960
<v Speaker 3>So Monday afternoon, I'm at work. I'm fine. I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit out of it. When I was driving home,

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<v Speaker 3>I was feeling like, man, I got to get back

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<v Speaker 3>to bed so I can be perfect by Tuesday. So

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<v Speaker 3>I pull into our We're rich, me and my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>As you know, all people in radio are rich, clearly wrong,

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<v Speaker 3>but we have town.

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<v Speaker 1>You're an important person, you're a legend.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a radio legend, Danny who We live in townhomes

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<v Speaker 3>in LA. You kind of are rich. If you're in

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<v Speaker 3>a townhome. We're grandfathered into this one. Thank god. There

0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:21.080
<v Speaker 3>are garages. I don't know if you know how townhomes are,

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<v Speaker 3>but there's garages right underneath the townhouse. This guy next

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<v Speaker 3>door to us, he's got his garage open. We know

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<v Speaker 3>this guy well. The walls are thick. Thank god. We

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<v Speaker 3>don't hear him or his wife or his drum set.

0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:37.240
<v Speaker 3>He's a drummer by profession, goes from gig to gig.

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<v Speaker 3>We see him with his drums and stuff. He's pimped

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<v Speaker 3>out his garage. Have you ever seen any of your

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<v Speaker 3>neighbors ben do a project where they put like the

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<v Speaker 3>fancy flooring in their garage and the big mirrors on

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<v Speaker 3>their walls.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, I've seen it on TV. I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think in this neighborhood where I'm at, my neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>has like a treadmill in his garage.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you brought that up that you've seen it

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<v Speaker 3>on TV. Same our garage. Oh my god, it's been

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<v Speaker 3>an ongoing project for me for two years. I'm lucky

0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.040
<v Speaker 3>to like not have rats and leaves and dead mice

0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.480
<v Speaker 3>in my garage. This guy, his garage looks like it

0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:15.680
<v Speaker 3>should be on HGTV. So I pull in. He's got

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<v Speaker 3>two huge mirrors that and I don't know if he's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna put some gym equipment in there or what? His

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<v Speaker 3>garage doors open a lot. The dry wall got redone

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<v Speaker 3>and one huge circle mirror. Now right outside his garage

0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:33.240
<v Speaker 3>were two huge rectangular mirrors that I'm guessing he's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>put on both sides of the walls in there. I

0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.000
<v Speaker 3>have to be careful because I have to drive all

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<v Speaker 3>the way to the left near his garage to get

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<v Speaker 3>the right angle, because he's got a long front nose.

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<v Speaker 3>My car does big nose, And.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm offensive that you were talking about you that I'm triggered, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>how dare you but talk about the schnazola like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you? But it's a it's a very manly nose,

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<v Speaker 3>all right. It's a strong nose.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a sexy nose that other women who are into nose.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a muscle car.

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<v Speaker 1>Are women turned on by noses? Is there a subset

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<v Speaker 1>of women that look for a man?

0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:09.439
<v Speaker 3>Probably? Probably? Yeah, if it's a strong looking nose.

0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I was attracted to the giant metal cock.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So the angle I'm trying to take or I need

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<v Speaker 3>to take into this parking space, I'm always about to

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<v Speaker 3>clip his garage to the left of me, so I

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<v Speaker 3>had to be super careful because I just about clocked

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<v Speaker 3>his two mirrors that were leaning up against the side

0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:35.760
<v Speaker 3>by his garage. I look back, he's standing there and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh shit, because he saw me almost take

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<v Speaker 3>his mirrors out. I park and I get out. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh man, I'm sorry. I you know I have to

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<v Speaker 3>get close to your garage like that to be able

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<v Speaker 3>to turn it. And he's like, oh, no, worries, and

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. I understand. And right as he's saying this,

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<v Speaker 3>he knocks one of the two mirrors to the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>It shatters in pieces, big sharp shards flying at his feet.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like it was partly my fault. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know why, because I'm not the one that did that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I almost hit the mirrors, and I was talking to

0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:21.239
<v Speaker 3>him about that, but clumsily he knocked the two that

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<v Speaker 3>were leaning one stage, the one closest to the garage

0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:26.280
<v Speaker 3>state the one leaning on the other one is the

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<v Speaker 3>one that hit the ground and broke into a million pieces.

0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:32.640
<v Speaker 3>So I go over. I'm trying to help him. He's like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>don't touch any of these sharp glass pieces leaves. He

0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:38.880
<v Speaker 3>comes back. He's got these like garden gloves on. He's

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get these pieces off the ground. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>help but think, Ben, if he has eight years of

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<v Speaker 3>bad luck over this, do I inherit some of it? Well?

0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:53.960
<v Speaker 1>No, but he lives right there. You're gonna see it,

0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:56.399
<v Speaker 1>assuming you're not gonna move. You said your grandfather in

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<v Speaker 1>so I mean at least for a couple of years,

0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:00.560
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna Yes, his bad luck is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>your bad luck?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I an accessory to the crime? You are?

0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Exactly? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>I felt so. I felt so bad. He was out

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<v Speaker 3>there for a good hour picking up all the glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he cursing your name under his breath as well?

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's a nice guy. He was still nice and everything,

0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:19.800
<v Speaker 3>but I could tell he was frustrated. I think he

0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:22.600
<v Speaker 3>might have felt better had I just crashed into that mirror,

0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:24.959
<v Speaker 3>you know, right, because then he could have blamed somebody

0:20:24.960 --> 0:20:25.920
<v Speaker 3>instead of himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now, who's who replaces that? He's going to have to?

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<v Speaker 3>You're not really Yeah, I didn't do it. He knocked

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<v Speaker 3>into it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he did it, so you're not worry about that.

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<v Speaker 3>But wow, all right for christ Mns, I'll get him

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<v Speaker 3>like a handmare.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about the mirror. You know, here's a little head. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here's one. You know, you don't need that big one.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hold this on mirror, mirror on the wall.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's the clumsiest of them all?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly? Time now for the idiom of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiom of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>And this also oh by request, our friend Angelina, the

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<v Speaker 1>lovely Angelina met her at the Mallor meet and greet

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<v Speaker 1>in Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 3>She was very kind.

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<v Speaker 1>She dragged along some of her friends who aren't listeners

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<v Speaker 1>of the show, but she wanted them to come and

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<v Speaker 1>be part of the event, and we thank her for that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was awesome. But it was great to meet her.

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<v Speaker 1>But she lives, I would say she lives twin cities adjacent.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that twin cities adjacent. Yes, And she writes,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wants to know the origin of egg on

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<v Speaker 1>the face, Like egg on the face. You know you

0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:33.080
<v Speaker 1>get that egg on the face.

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<v Speaker 3>So you have egg on your face?

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<v Speaker 1>Radio hosts, Yeah, take that, radio boy, get a napkin

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<v Speaker 1>a radio boy. So there's a couple theories on the

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<v Speaker 1>origin of egg on the face Angelina. The one that

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<v Speaker 1>seems the most likely actually goes back to farming, say, why, yeah, farming,

0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:59.600
<v Speaker 1>This is wild. So I'm not a farmer, but I

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<v Speaker 1>play on the radio. So from what I have read

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<v Speaker 1>doing some research on this, chickens normally, even though they

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<v Speaker 1>like to eat a lot of things, they do not

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<v Speaker 1>eat their own eggs. That would be wrong to eat

0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:18.280
<v Speaker 1>their own eggs. But occasionally there will be one rogue

0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:21.640
<v Speaker 1>chicken that will say, you know, I'm hungry. I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to eat my eggs. So they start eating their eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>It happens every once in a while. It's an anomaly.

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<v Speaker 1>And once the chicken has tasted the contents of eggs,

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<v Speaker 1>they continue to eat eggs, so they become a liability.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a tiger tasting human and then they get

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<v Speaker 3>a taste for it and then they just start hunting humans.

0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Exactly exactly, or a bear or whatever. So at that point,

0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:53.000
<v Speaker 1>that chicken that likes eating eggs is costing the farmer money.

0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:56.639
<v Speaker 1>It's a liability, and so the chicken. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think happens with the chicken? The chicken ends up dinner

0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:03.560
<v Speaker 1>for the farmer. But the evidence, the way the farmer

0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:07.160
<v Speaker 1>knows that which chicken is the one eating the eggs

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:12.200
<v Speaker 1>is because they literally have egg stuck on their face.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's nasty.

0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:17.960
<v Speaker 1>So caught with egg on your face is it's like

0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:21.760
<v Speaker 1>being caught red handed. But the more modern version that

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<v Speaker 1>does not involve farming.

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<v Speaker 3>For angelina embryo on the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it depends what part of the San Fernando Valley.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be something else there, Danny or in Chatsworth. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>in the in the eight starter, Sauce saw this white

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<v Speaker 1>thing flying at my face. In the eighteen forties, the

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<v Speaker 1>lower class would go to the vaudevillian theaters and if

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't like the show, they would throw tomatoes and

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<v Speaker 1>eggs at the actors, and every once in a while

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<v Speaker 1>someone would get hit in the face with an egg.

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<v Speaker 3>That is awesome, that needs to be brought back. Can

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<v Speaker 3>you match if they did that today?

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<v Speaker 1>These athletes in particular, who complain about everything, it's one

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<v Speaker 1>hardship after another. And if you started having eggs chucked

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<v Speaker 1>from the upper balcony, oh man, man, would that be

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<v Speaker 1>something anyway? So that's the main version, and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>others involving people that are just disheveled when they eat,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know you're at at a restaurant, you're eating

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<v Speaker 1>your omelet and you get little piece of eggs stuck

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<v Speaker 1>to your face and all that, and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is that what are you doing? What's up with that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand? So that is the idiom of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>egg on the face. Thanks to the friend of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>our friend Angelina for recommending that. If you would like

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<v Speaker 1>to recommend a idiom phrase slogan and you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to do a little deep dive in on that on

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<v Speaker 1>the dark web and find out where it all came from,

0:24:52.760 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 1>you can contact me any time you want. You can

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<v Speaker 1>reach out, scream, shout all that Real fifth Hour at

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<v Speaker 1>gmail dive. That's real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>All letters, no numbers. And that's the same email address

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<v Speaker 1>for the mail bag. It's the same one we use

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<v Speaker 1>for the mail bag on Sunday. So you can send

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<v Speaker 1>that in as well and we'll get out on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else you want to promote Danny anting at all

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<v Speaker 1>on this lovely Saturday in June.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to read some new reviews, some five

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<v Speaker 3>star reviews on Apple's podcast page for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be nice, Yeah, that would be nice, And

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<v Speaker 1>how can we get those reviews, Danny, Well, how would

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<v Speaker 1>that work?

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<v Speaker 3>Just go to the description of this very podcast. You'll

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<v Speaker 3>see the link. Click on it. It has you make

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<v Speaker 3>a user name and then hit the five stars, write

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<v Speaker 3>a review. We'll pat you on the back and mail

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<v Speaker 3>you out a bunch of nothing. What was that prize

0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:43.080
<v Speaker 3>used to give out on.

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<v Speaker 1>Those ohime, a lifetime supply nothing And whenever you want nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>contact us. We'll send you nothing. And then also a

0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:54.480
<v Speaker 1>round trip to nowhere, we'll send you nowhere. So whenever

0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 1>you want to go nowhere, we'll send you nowhere. We've

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<v Speaker 1>got you covered on that, and that's void. Once they

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<v Speaker 1>build an air in nowhere, Oklahoma, then that prize is void.

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<v Speaker 1>But up until then, we'll send you to nowhere, absolutely nowhere,

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<v Speaker 1>right there, And.

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<v Speaker 3>Thousands of people are running to the Apple podcast page

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, And I do want you to know that

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<v Speaker 1>this is episode now seven hundred and one. Friday was

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<v Speaker 1>our seventh hundredth episodes. Damn now a lot of those are.

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<v Speaker 3>With you, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>I started this with gag on back and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe there have been seven hundred of these shows. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I can. It feels like there's three thousand of them,

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<v Speaker 1>But that's pretty crazy. It's only a couple days a week.

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<v Speaker 1>That we originally did it one day a week, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we moved it to a couple days, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we did three days, which is what we've done the

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<v Speaker 1>last few years. But still seven hundred episodes and only

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<v Speaker 1>a few each week. So but time flies, man, just

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<v Speaker 1>keeps adding up. We'll get out on that, Danny. Anything

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<v Speaker 1>special today? You got going on? Anything you want to

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<v Speaker 1>promote here on a Saturday, Any appearances, any promotion you

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<v Speaker 1>have anything?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, we're totally adulting today. The past few days

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<v Speaker 3>we put together some yard sale stuff because my Wifey's

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<v Speaker 3>aunt is having a yard sale in Anaheim, California, So

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna get like the Disneyland tourists she doesn't live

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<v Speaker 3>far from the park, hopefully to buy our old crap

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<v Speaker 3>and give us some decent money for the stuff that

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<v Speaker 3>we got out of closets in the garage. We decluttered.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very grown up of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, it's gonna be my very first yard sale

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<v Speaker 3>as an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna put price tags on everything? Or are

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<v Speaker 1>you just gonna have you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Hopefully that's not my department. I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna count the money.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of work yard.

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<v Speaker 3>Count all the quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The other thing too, about I had a guy

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<v Speaker 1>in my neighborhood that explained to me how to properly

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<v Speaker 1>do a garage sale and what he would do after

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<v Speaker 1>the election. The law, at least in the town that

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<v Speaker 1>I live in, I think this is most places. If

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<v Speaker 1>the politician, you know those election signs they by the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. If they

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<v Speaker 1>don't pick them up within like two days after the election,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody can take them. They're free to take. And he

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<v Speaker 1>would take those election signs and then put posterboard over

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<v Speaker 1>them saying, you know, garage sale with an arrow pointing,

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<v Speaker 1>and he'd have like five or six of them, and

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<v Speaker 1>he'd put them all over the neighborhood, directing people from

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<v Speaker 1>all the different streets to where his garage sale was.

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<v Speaker 1>Because people drive around on Saturday morning, yeah, and Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>morning looking for those things, and they're not really advertised,

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<v Speaker 1>so you just kind of have to look and for

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:36.399
<v Speaker 1>the signs and stuff like that. Hat but he hit

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<v Speaker 1>it all. And this guy was like a boss did

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<v Speaker 1>he would put like price tags on everything, like he

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<v Speaker 1>spent so many hours to put this thing together to

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<v Speaker 1>make very little money. I'm sure right he had a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money, but the effort was it was like

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<v Speaker 1>he was running Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom would have fell right into that guy's trap,

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<v Speaker 3>because she would wake her butt up early on Saturday

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<v Speaker 3>mornings and drive around the neighborhoods looking for these stupid sales,

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<v Speaker 3>and she would bring crap home and add it to

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<v Speaker 3>the other crap she had in the garage just because

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<v Speaker 3>she said she negotiated a great deal on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then every once in a while, someone will buy

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:12.239
<v Speaker 1>something in a garage sale that goes back to like

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<v Speaker 1>the bronze age. Oh yeah right, and you're like.

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<v Speaker 3>They wind up on the antique road Show. I got

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<v Speaker 3>this for four dollars at a yard sale, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>worth forty five thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Dollars exactly exactly. And my theory is the same as

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<v Speaker 1>the person hits the eighteen parlay that they promote that.

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<v Speaker 1>The people that are in big garage I call it

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<v Speaker 1>big garage. The people that do the big yard sales

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<v Speaker 1>I call big garage. They promote that because they want

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<v Speaker 1>people to keep buying their crap at garage sales. Much

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>like the person that hits the eighteen parlay. They know

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<v Speaker 1>that there'll be ten million people that don't hit the

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen parlay, so in the end they'll come out ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll come out head. I have a wonderful rest of

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<v Speaker 1>your Saturday. Here, you got the mail bag on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't wait for that. Always a lot of fun. And

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we'll do some pop goes to the culture then.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's it for now and we'll talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow later.

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<v Speaker 3>Skater population