1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:01,480 Speaker 1: Kubbooms. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth 8 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in. 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: The air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben 10 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio. This the Extra Crispy, Extra Spicy 11 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: edition of the podcast. A Happy Saturday to you. It's 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 1: the eighth day of the month of June, as we 13 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: are hanging out together celebrating National best Friends Day. Do 14 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: you really need a National best Friends Day? Is that 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: even a thing? 16 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 3: I don't. 17 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: I don't know whether they say it's a thing, whoever 18 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: they are that come up with these these dopey holidays. 19 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: But that's the day today. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. It's also 20 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:10,479 Speaker 1: I know, wait a second, did we just become best friends? Well, 21 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: we're working together on National best Friends Day? Man, what 22 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: did we just become best friends? Yep, it's amazing. 23 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 3: One of the most underrated comedies of all time Step Brothers. 24 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, today is also a World Gin Day, you big 25 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: gin guy. 26 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 3: Well, I guess when we were teenagers we tried gin 27 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 3: and juice because of Snoop DOGG. Sure, I don't have 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 3: a really good taste though. 29 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: It's international nint Knit in Public Day, k n I 30 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: t Nita, Yes, knit in public. 31 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 3: When you think about hardened criminals serving time behind bars, 32 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 3: you probably don't think about knitting. 33 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: Is that something you're supposed to keep private? Is that 34 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: something you don't want? It probably is you don't to 35 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: let people know that you're a knitter man. Okay, wonderful. 36 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: It's also World Ocean's Day, So dive right in, Danny, 37 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: jump out in that Pacific ocean and celebrate the ocean 38 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 1: currents that are flowing around us at all times. But 39 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,079 Speaker 1: on this podcast here, on this Saturday, we've got Murphy's 40 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: Law activated, eight years of bad luck of the idiom 41 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: of the week. We have some other things we'll get 42 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: to as well, but we'll start with this. So I 43 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: mentioned on the Friday podcast that I lost a friend 44 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: of mine, TJ. Simers, who was a great media guy, 45 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: beloved father, grandfather, all that stuff. TJ died of brain cancer. 46 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: So I want to give you a little backstory, and 47 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: of course this is just kind of related how everything 48 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: comes together. I got a message on Friday night, I 49 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: think it was Friday night late that a friend from 50 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radios passed. His mother had passed away. And 51 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: this is somebody that we worked together with, me and 52 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: Looney Money, great guy, one of our favorite people in radio. 53 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 1: And keep in mind, this person left Fox Sports Radio 54 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 1: over fifteen years ago. I think it's been almost seventeen 55 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: years since they left the company, and yet we still 56 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: have this bond, you know. And it's like when you 57 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 1: break bread or you do radio together, it goes one 58 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: of two ways. Either you hate him or you love 59 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: them for life. Right, it is one of two ways. 60 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: And so this is not someone that I talk to 61 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: every day, and I don't. I really haven't seen the 62 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: person in years, but we're still friends, right, And so 63 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: I was like, I know what it's like to lose 64 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: a mom, and I know how terrible that is, and 65 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: so I wanted to show my support. And so what fine, 66 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: I was like, I'll go I get to see Loony, 67 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: you know, show my love to my friend. Whose mom 68 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: passed away. And so I drove all the way from 69 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: where I live in the north Woods, Dandy to the 70 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: cemetery was in Mission Hills in the San Fernando Valley. 71 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 3: That's four hours in traffic. 72 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: Yes, I mean I had to get up so f 73 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: and early. But yes, what are you gonna do. It's 74 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: the right thing to do. You want to show support, 75 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: you gotta do it. So I did it fine. I'm 76 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: not even complaining about that. In fact, I think I 77 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: have relatives who were buried in that cemetery. More on 78 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: that in a minute. So I get out there and 79 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: this is classic Looney. So he tells me that the 80 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: service is at noon. So I get out there at 81 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: like eleven thirty. Tom Looney owns me I'm his bitch, clearly, 82 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 1: idd I think it was, or you know, he said 83 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: twelve thirty, and I got there at noon. I got 84 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: there at noon, so you were a half hour early. Yeah. 85 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: So I get there and there's no one here. I'm like, 86 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: did I just get punked? 87 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 3: Did? 88 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to announce in case I didn't 89 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: make it. I wasn't sure I was going to be 90 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: able to make it because it's very hard for me 91 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 1: to get up early. You know what that's like, Danny. 92 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,479 Speaker 1: When you work late at night, it's not the easiest 93 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 1: thing to adjust your schedule. So I was like, I 94 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: don't know if I'll me. I didn't want to say 95 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: anything that I was going to be there, not that 96 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 1: my appearance would matter at all, but I just like, Okay. 97 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: So I get there at noon for a twelve thirty service, 98 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: and then I find out the service is actually at 99 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: like one thirty. Cloney gave me the wrong time, So 100 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 1: now I have an hour to kill at a cemetery 101 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: surrounded by people there people have already been killed. Oh 102 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: oh my goodness, O MG. Right, So I'm like, oh, 103 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: this is great. Just what I wanted to do on 104 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: my morning off is sitting in a good damn cemetery 105 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: with a bunch of people that have checked out. So fortunately, 106 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: the gentleman who I wanted to show my support to, 107 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: he actually happened to park next to me, and he 108 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: walked over and gave me this quizzical look, like what 109 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 1: are you doing here? Why you here so early? It 110 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 1: was that kind of thing. 111 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 3: He's like, there's no party set up or anything like, yeah, 112 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 3: to help me set up balloons and stuff that's going 113 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 3: on here. 114 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, so we we caught up, and uh, it was 115 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: it was great and he actually I don't even know 116 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 1: if this guy worked at Fox Sports Radio when you 117 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: were there, Danny. I think you were there after he 118 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: was here, but he left and worked with Bill O'Reilly, 119 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: of all people, he went into political radio and then 120 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: became one of the great strategical minds. I always rip analytics, 121 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: but this guy political analytics one of the legends. I'm 122 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 1: not kidding in Washington, d C. He is credited. And 123 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: while I might disagree or you know, I don't get 124 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: it's not political on myn not political then, but podcast 125 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 1: numbers go down to rating. But he has been credited 126 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 1: because of analytics helping to get Barack Obama elected president. 127 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: That he came up with a algorhythm on polling and whatnot. 128 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: And I don't even know exactly what went into it. 129 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: All I know is politicians, political people love this guy, right, 130 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 1: So it was his mom that passed away. 131 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 3: Whatever. 132 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: Fine, So I'm there and and Looney shows up and 133 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 1: we're catching up. I hadn't seen Loony since the TV show. 134 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 1: We were supposed to go out to dinner. He canceled 135 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: one time, then I canceled, and we just haven't. We 136 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 1: text all the time. We talked, but we haven't physically 137 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: been in the same room since the final episode of 138 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: the TV show back before the Super Bowl. So I 139 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: caught up with him and then I was like, Wow, 140 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: some other some other people that I recognized that from 141 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio pass that were there. That was kind 142 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: of cool. I feel odd dropping names, though, Danny. It 143 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: was at a funeral, so I don't know that I 144 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: should really drop names that would be inappropriate, right, That 145 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: would be wrong to drop names. 146 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 3: They're right now? 147 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well Looney was there. Dan Byer showed up. 148 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,119 Speaker 1: How about that Dan Byer, Fox Sports Radios. Dan Byer 149 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: was there. One of our old producers who now works 150 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 1: for the NBA Radio was was there as well. 151 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 3: Uh. 152 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: Andrew Siciliano from our old buddy who's yeah yeah, let 153 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: go by NFL Network and he did the Red Zone 154 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: show for years on Direct TV. 155 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 3: Andrew, I love you, but your contract's not in our 156 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 3: current budget. 157 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: So it was great to see these people, you know, 158 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 1: not the greatest of situations, obviously, and it was a 159 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,839 Speaker 1: very nice, very emotional ceremony. I learned a lot about 160 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,200 Speaker 1: my friend's mom. I'd never met her, and I learned 161 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: a lot about her life and how, you know, the 162 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: great things she did and how wonderful she was moving 163 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: all over the country. And it was just a you know, 164 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: it was it was a very emotional day and and 165 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: it was it was it was cool to be there 166 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: and to show support. Cool so right word, But it 167 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: was just I felt like it was important to be there, 168 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 1: and so I was happy that I was able to 169 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 1: make it. Uh, we finished up with the the service, 170 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 1: and then this is not stupid, I am okay, I 171 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 1: swear I had been here before. For I think my 172 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 1: uncle and my grandfather are buried in this in the cemetery. 173 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:15,440 Speaker 1: It's a massive cemetery in Mission Hills. It is humongous, right, 174 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 1: So I went on their website. I was like, maybe 175 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,319 Speaker 1: I could look up a grave, like they had a database, 176 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: because I'm not going to be able to find a grave. 177 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 1: So I was like, man, I wonder to show my respects. 178 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,679 Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm not probably not gonna be here again 179 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,679 Speaker 1: for a while if ever. So I go on their 180 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,640 Speaker 1: website and I could not find a database of where 181 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,440 Speaker 1: to locate people that are there hanging out in the 182 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:42,200 Speaker 1: ground forever. So then I was like, in my head, 183 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: I remember being here at at the cemetery for my 184 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: uncle's funeral, which was like seven years ago. My uncle 185 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 1: Harvey passed away and he was buried there in that cemetery, 186 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,439 Speaker 1: and I remember it was on a hill. There was 187 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: a tree. So I drove down and I see a 188 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 1: hill with a tree. I'm thinking, well, maybe that's it. 189 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,680 Speaker 1: So I park my car. There's no one else in 190 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,960 Speaker 1: this part of the cemetery, and I'm now walking to 191 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,880 Speaker 1: try to find my uncle's grave and my grandfather's grave. 192 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 3: You had two hours to look. 193 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 1: I'm walking around, right, and I couldn't find it, and 194 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: I'm kind of getting depressed. Any I'm not gonna lie. 195 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm looking at a lot of a lot 196 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,319 Speaker 1: of nameplates and a lot of lives and a lot 197 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: of people that have come and gone and that's it. 198 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,480 Speaker 1: It's over, and you know, people that died years ago. 199 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 1: And it's an old, older cemetery, that part of the cemetery, 200 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:41,080 Speaker 1: and uh, but I never did find it, and you know, 201 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 1: like whatever. So then I get in the car and 202 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,320 Speaker 1: I got a long drive. As you know, Danny you 203 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: mentioned four hours Mission Hills to the north Woods. There's 204 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: no quick way to get there. So I'm driving. 205 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 3: I'm driving. 206 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 1: I'm driving. It's bumpered, a bumper, to bumpered, A bumper, 207 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 1: A bumper, A bumper, a bumper, And I mean, wow, 208 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 1: this is great. And I had to get back because 209 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: I had to get ready for the show. We work 210 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,319 Speaker 1: Sunday night into Monday morning, and that's the beginning. 211 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 3: Of my work week. 212 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 1: So how to get back. So I'm driving. We get 213 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,839 Speaker 1: past the seven to ten on the five South and 214 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 1: we're turning right in front of Atlantic. The road kind 215 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,199 Speaker 1: of turns a little bit and traffic had picked up, 216 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: and all of a sudden it stops. And because I'm 217 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: paying attention and not on my phone, I'm able to 218 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 1: stop my car. I stopped boom, just a couple of 219 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,960 Speaker 1: inches away from the car in front of me. 220 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,280 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. 221 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 1: But then I know there's cars behind me. 222 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 3: Oh no. 223 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 1: So I look in my rear room mirror and this 224 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: this like Nissan, I think it was a Nissan, might 225 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 1: have been a toilet. This guy behind me, he pumps 226 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 1: on the brakes and he stopped just inches from my car. 227 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: So I'm like, I take a little bit of a 228 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: deep breath. But wait a minute, there's another car, this truck, 229 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: it's like a Toyota truck, a forerunner. It doesn't stop. 230 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:08,440 Speaker 1: It hits the car behind me. And what happens if 231 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: you hit a car and that car, what does that 232 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: car do, Danny, is they go forward and backwards. 233 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:13,960 Speaker 3: Domino motherfucker. 234 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, right into my car. Kubboom, just like that. So 235 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: on my way back from a funeral, I get rear 236 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 1: ended and my car there was a lot of personal 237 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 1: Well some people would like that on the whip. I 238 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: was more concerned about him giving me a double fish. Anyway, 239 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,319 Speaker 1: my car ended up having back end damage. It was 240 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: still drivable, but made a lot of weird noises, a 241 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: lot of noises, but it was driving. The car behind 242 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:50,480 Speaker 1: me was total. 243 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,679 Speaker 3: You just got done on this podcast telling the story 244 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,680 Speaker 3: about the tire blow. 245 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 1: Yes, well, my wife is driving. This was me driving 246 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,840 Speaker 1: this time. So we were to get off ilmost got 247 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: hit twice trying to get off. I was in the 248 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,920 Speaker 1: number two lane and I had to get over two 249 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: lanes to get off to the side of the road. 250 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 1: Because they tell you when you get into a minor 251 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,320 Speaker 1: accident at the time, I thought it was a minor accident. 252 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 1: I thought I had just gotten rear ended, and I 253 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: knew it was a chain reaction thing, but I didn't 254 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,679 Speaker 1: think it was that bad. It wasn't until we pulled 255 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 1: over that I saw the car behind me had been totaled. 256 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: That it was It was completely that was the lights 257 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 1: out for that car. And we're exchanging information on the 258 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: side of the road, you know, and the one guy, 259 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 1: the guy in the truck was a younger dude, and 260 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,760 Speaker 1: he had never been in an accident before, and he 261 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 1: was freaking out, you know that first time you're in 262 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: an accident, Danny, and you're like, oh my god, oh yeah, 263 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: it's like the worst, you know. And then I felt 264 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 1: bad for the guy behind me because I saw him 265 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,400 Speaker 1: stop in time, like he stopped and you know, he 266 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 1: did the right thing, and he still got, you know, hit. Anyway, 267 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,559 Speaker 1: we exchanged information, so I then get back in the car. 268 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,440 Speaker 1: I'm about to turn out onto the highway, get out 269 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:00,719 Speaker 1: on the car and I turned. I took my phone on, 270 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 1: I look at my text and that at that moment, 271 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 1: I get a text TJ has just died. My friend 272 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,680 Speaker 1: who had just seen that previous Tuesday, TJ. Simon. So 273 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 1: this is like Murphy's law. I mean, I I'm at 274 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: a funeral, which is fine. I felt like it was 275 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: a good mitzvah whatever. And then I get to pressed 276 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 1: because I'm looking at all these gravestones. I then get 277 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: in the car, get an accident, and then get back 278 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,280 Speaker 1: in the car and find out. You know, I mean, 279 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: I knew he was gonna die, but I was hoping 280 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 1: he would last a few more months. 281 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 3: And then the dark cloud hanging right above you and 282 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,240 Speaker 3: only you started pouring. 283 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Danny, it was one of those It 284 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,000 Speaker 1: was one of those days. But hey, you know, live 285 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 1: and well, and the car is in the shop and 286 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 1: I'm driving a rental with South Dakota plates right now. 287 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: I'm so excited about that. Just a random rental car 288 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 1: that I have, and. 289 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 3: It won't be targeted by LAPD and whatsoever. No, not 290 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 3: at all. No, No, what are you doing? You loser? 291 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: Are you who's part of tone stranger? So that's my 292 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: Murphy's law? 293 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 3: Are you doing in la drug dealer? 294 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 1: No good deed goes unpunished, Danny, But hey, it could 295 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 1: be worse. You could have eight years of bad luck. 296 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: That could that could be worse. 297 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:20,880 Speaker 3: It sounds like this is year one for you. Oh man, Yeah, 298 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,840 Speaker 3: so this involves a car as well. I'm driving home 299 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 3: this past Monday. It was a rough, little bit of 300 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,600 Speaker 3: a rough start to the week for me. The radio 301 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 3: show was fun, but you know when your body and 302 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 3: I'm not a garlic dude like you, but when you 303 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 3: could tell your body is fighting something off. Yeah, and 304 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 3: you you This had been like going for four days 305 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 3: and over the weekend I slept extra feel better and 306 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 3: over it before I went back to work on Monday. 307 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 3: So Monday afternoon, I'm at work. I'm fine. I'm a 308 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,960 Speaker 3: little bit out of it. When I was driving home, 309 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 3: I was feeling like, man, I got to get back 310 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 3: to bed so I can be perfect by Tuesday. So 311 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 3: I pull into our We're rich, me and my wife. 312 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 3: As you know, all people in radio are rich, clearly wrong, 313 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,440 Speaker 3: but we have town. 314 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: You're an important person, you're a legend. 315 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,120 Speaker 3: You're a radio legend, Danny who We live in townhomes 316 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 3: in LA. You kind of are rich. If you're in 317 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 3: a townhome. We're grandfathered into this one. Thank god. There 318 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 3: are garages. I don't know if you know how townhomes are, 319 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 3: but there's garages right underneath the townhouse. This guy next 320 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 3: door to us, he's got his garage open. We know 321 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 3: this guy well. The walls are thick. Thank god. We 322 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 3: don't hear him or his wife or his drum set. 323 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 3: He's a drummer by profession, goes from gig to gig. 324 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 3: We see him with his drums and stuff. He's pimped 325 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 3: out his garage. Have you ever seen any of your 326 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 3: neighbors ben do a project where they put like the 327 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 3: fancy flooring in their garage and the big mirrors on 328 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 3: their walls. 329 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: And no, I've seen it on TV. I haven't seen it. 330 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 1: I think in this neighborhood where I'm at, my neighbor 331 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 1: has like a treadmill in his garage. 332 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 3: I'm glad you brought that up that you've seen it 333 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 3: on TV. Same our garage. Oh my god, it's been 334 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,359 Speaker 3: an ongoing project for me for two years. I'm lucky 335 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 3: to like not have rats and leaves and dead mice 336 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 3: in my garage. This guy, his garage looks like it 337 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:15,680 Speaker 3: should be on HGTV. So I pull in. He's got 338 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,240 Speaker 3: two huge mirrors that and I don't know if he's 339 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,199 Speaker 3: gonna put some gym equipment in there or what? His 340 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 3: garage doors open a lot. The dry wall got redone 341 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,440 Speaker 3: and one huge circle mirror. Now right outside his garage 342 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:33,240 Speaker 3: were two huge rectangular mirrors that I'm guessing he's gonna 343 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 3: put on both sides of the walls in there. I 344 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 3: have to be careful because I have to drive all 345 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,640 Speaker 3: the way to the left near his garage to get 346 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 3: the right angle, because he's got a long front nose. 347 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,760 Speaker 3: My car does big nose, And. 348 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 1: I'm offensive that you were talking about you that I'm triggered, Danny, 349 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,439 Speaker 1: how dare you but talk about the schnazola like that? 350 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,680 Speaker 3: Do you? But it's a it's a very manly nose, 351 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 3: all right. It's a strong nose. 352 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,400 Speaker 1: It's a sexy nose that other women who are into nose. 353 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a muscle car. 354 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,360 Speaker 1: Are women turned on by noses? Is there a subset 355 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 1: of women that look for a man? 356 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,439 Speaker 3: Probably? Probably? Yeah, if it's a strong looking nose. 357 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: I was attracted to the giant metal cock. 358 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:15,359 Speaker 3: Wow. 359 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 1: All right. 360 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 3: So the angle I'm trying to take or I need 361 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,760 Speaker 3: to take into this parking space, I'm always about to 362 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,159 Speaker 3: clip his garage to the left of me, so I 363 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:28,920 Speaker 3: had to be super careful because I just about clocked 364 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,200 Speaker 3: his two mirrors that were leaning up against the side 365 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 3: by his garage. I look back, he's standing there and 366 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 3: I'm like, oh shit, because he saw me almost take 367 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 3: his mirrors out. I park and I get out. I'm like, 368 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,679 Speaker 3: oh man, I'm sorry. I you know I have to 369 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 3: get close to your garage like that to be able 370 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 3: to turn it. And he's like, oh, no, worries, and 371 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 3: I get it. I understand. And right as he's saying this, 372 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,240 Speaker 3: he knocks one of the two mirrors to the ground. 373 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 3: It shatters in pieces, big sharp shards flying at his feet. 374 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,720 Speaker 3: I felt like it was partly my fault. I don't 375 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 3: know why, because I'm not the one that did that. Yes, 376 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,800 Speaker 3: I almost hit the mirrors, and I was talking to 377 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:21,239 Speaker 3: him about that, but clumsily he knocked the two that 378 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 3: were leaning one stage, the one closest to the garage 379 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 3: state the one leaning on the other one is the 380 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,640 Speaker 3: one that hit the ground and broke into a million pieces. 381 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,640 Speaker 3: So I go over. I'm trying to help him. He's like, no, no, no, 382 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 3: don't touch any of these sharp glass pieces leaves. He 383 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:38,880 Speaker 3: comes back. He's got these like garden gloves on. He's 384 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,440 Speaker 3: trying to get these pieces off the ground. I couldn't 385 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,320 Speaker 3: help but think, Ben, if he has eight years of 386 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:51,680 Speaker 3: bad luck over this, do I inherit some of it? Well? 387 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,960 Speaker 1: No, but he lives right there. You're gonna see it, 388 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 1: assuming you're not gonna move. You said your grandfather in 389 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: so I mean at least for a couple of years, 390 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna Yes, his bad luck is going to be 391 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: your bad luck? 392 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 3: Am I an accessory to the crime? You are? 393 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,520 Speaker 1: Exactly? Man? 394 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,120 Speaker 3: I felt so. I felt so bad. He was out 395 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 3: there for a good hour picking up all the glass. 396 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: Was he cursing your name under his breath as well? 397 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 3: No, he's a nice guy. He was still nice and everything, 398 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 3: but I could tell he was frustrated. I think he 399 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,600 Speaker 3: might have felt better had I just crashed into that mirror, 400 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,959 Speaker 3: you know, right, because then he could have blamed somebody 401 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,920 Speaker 3: instead of himself. 402 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,159 Speaker 1: Well, now, who's who replaces that? He's going to have to? 403 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 3: You're not really Yeah, I didn't do it. He knocked 404 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 3: into it. 405 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,120 Speaker 1: I mean he did it, so you're not worry about that. 406 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 3: But wow, all right for christ Mns, I'll get him 407 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:38,960 Speaker 3: like a handmare. 408 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: Sorry about the mirror. You know, here's a little head. Yeah, 409 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 1: here's one. You know, you don't need that big one. 410 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,280 Speaker 3: You can hold this on mirror, mirror on the wall. 411 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 3: Who's the clumsiest of them all? 412 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 1: Exactly? Time now for the idiom of the week. 413 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 3: Idiom of the week. 414 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:03,159 Speaker 1: And this also oh by request, our friend Angelina, the 415 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: lovely Angelina met her at the Mallor meet and greet 416 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,639 Speaker 1: in Minnesota. 417 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 3: She was very kind. 418 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,000 Speaker 1: She dragged along some of her friends who aren't listeners 419 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 1: of the show, but she wanted them to come and 420 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 1: be part of the event, and we thank her for that. 421 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,200 Speaker 1: That was awesome. But it was great to meet her. 422 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,280 Speaker 1: But she lives, I would say she lives twin cities adjacent. 423 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 1: How about that twin cities adjacent. Yes, And she writes, 424 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 1: and she wants to know the origin of egg on 425 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,919 Speaker 1: the face, Like egg on the face. You know you 426 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 1: get that egg on the face. 427 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 3: So you have egg on your face? 428 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,960 Speaker 1: Radio hosts, Yeah, take that, radio boy, get a napkin 429 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,880 Speaker 1: a radio boy. So there's a couple theories on the 430 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,400 Speaker 1: origin of egg on the face Angelina. The one that 431 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 1: seems the most likely actually goes back to farming, say, why, yeah, farming, 432 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: This is wild. So I'm not a farmer, but I 433 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: play on the radio. So from what I have read 434 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 1: doing some research on this, chickens normally, even though they 435 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 1: like to eat a lot of things, they do not 436 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 1: eat their own eggs. That would be wrong to eat 437 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: their own eggs. But occasionally there will be one rogue 438 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,640 Speaker 1: chicken that will say, you know, I'm hungry. I would 439 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 1: like to eat my eggs. So they start eating their eggs. 440 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,200 Speaker 1: It happens every once in a while. It's an anomaly. 441 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:32,439 Speaker 1: And once the chicken has tasted the contents of eggs, 442 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:37,680 Speaker 1: they continue to eat eggs, so they become a liability. 443 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,240 Speaker 3: It's like a tiger tasting human and then they get 444 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,960 Speaker 3: a taste for it and then they just start hunting humans. 445 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,480 Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, or a bear or whatever. So at that point, 446 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: that chicken that likes eating eggs is costing the farmer money. 447 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 1: It's a liability, and so the chicken. What do you 448 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: think happens with the chicken? The chicken ends up dinner 449 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 1: for the farmer. But the evidence, the way the farmer 450 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,160 Speaker 1: knows that which chicken is the one eating the eggs 451 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 1: is because they literally have egg stuck on their face. 452 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,360 Speaker 3: Ah, that's nasty. 453 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 1: So caught with egg on your face is it's like 454 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 1: being caught red handed. But the more modern version that 455 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,480 Speaker 1: does not involve farming. 456 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 3: For angelina embryo on the face. 457 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: Well, it depends what part of the San Fernando Valley. 458 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,679 Speaker 1: Could be something else there, Danny or in Chatsworth. But anyway, 459 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:38,600 Speaker 1: in the in the eight starter, Sauce saw this white 460 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:43,239 Speaker 1: thing flying at my face. In the eighteen forties, the 461 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: lower class would go to the vaudevillian theaters and if 462 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,600 Speaker 1: they didn't like the show, they would throw tomatoes and 463 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 1: eggs at the actors, and every once in a while 464 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,600 Speaker 1: someone would get hit in the face with an egg. 465 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,879 Speaker 3: That is awesome, that needs to be brought back. Can 466 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 3: you match if they did that today? 467 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 1: These athletes in particular, who complain about everything, it's one 468 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,679 Speaker 1: hardship after another. And if you started having eggs chucked 469 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 1: from the upper balcony, oh man, man, would that be 470 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,040 Speaker 1: something anyway? So that's the main version, and then there's 471 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 1: others involving people that are just disheveled when they eat, 472 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,760 Speaker 1: and you know you're at at a restaurant, you're eating 473 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,359 Speaker 1: your omelet and you get little piece of eggs stuck 474 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,960 Speaker 1: to your face and all that, and you're like, oh, 475 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,679 Speaker 1: is that what are you doing? What's up with that? 476 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,639 Speaker 1: I don't understand? So that is the idiom of the week, 477 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: egg on the face. Thanks to the friend of the show, 478 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,000 Speaker 1: our friend Angelina for recommending that. If you would like 479 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 1: to recommend a idiom phrase slogan and you want me 480 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,439 Speaker 1: to do a little deep dive in on that on 481 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,720 Speaker 1: the dark web and find out where it all came from, 482 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: you can contact me any time you want. You can 483 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,400 Speaker 1: reach out, scream, shout all that Real fifth Hour at 484 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,520 Speaker 1: gmail dive. That's real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 485 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: All letters, no numbers. And that's the same email address 486 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,479 Speaker 1: for the mail bag. It's the same one we use 487 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 1: for the mail bag on Sunday. So you can send 488 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,439 Speaker 1: that in as well and we'll get out on that. 489 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 1: Anything else you want to promote Danny anting at all 490 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: on this lovely Saturday in June. 491 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 3: I would love to read some new reviews, some five 492 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 3: star reviews on Apple's podcast page for the show. 493 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 1: That would be nice, Yeah, that would be nice, And 494 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,640 Speaker 1: how can we get those reviews, Danny, Well, how would 495 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: that work? 496 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 3: Just go to the description of this very podcast. You'll 497 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,479 Speaker 3: see the link. Click on it. It has you make 498 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,040 Speaker 3: a user name and then hit the five stars, write 499 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,680 Speaker 3: a review. We'll pat you on the back and mail 500 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 3: you out a bunch of nothing. What was that prize 501 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 3: used to give out on. 502 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: Those ohime, a lifetime supply nothing And whenever you want nothing, 503 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: contact us. We'll send you nothing. And then also a 504 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,480 Speaker 1: round trip to nowhere, we'll send you nowhere. So whenever 505 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,040 Speaker 1: you want to go nowhere, we'll send you nowhere. We've 506 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 1: got you covered on that, and that's void. Once they 507 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: build an air in nowhere, Oklahoma, then that prize is void. 508 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 1: But up until then, we'll send you to nowhere, absolutely nowhere, 509 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: right there, And. 510 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 3: Thousands of people are running to the Apple podcast page 511 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 3: right now. 512 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, And I do want you to know that 513 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: this is episode now seven hundred and one. Friday was 514 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 1: our seventh hundredth episodes. Damn now a lot of those are. 515 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,200 Speaker 3: With you, Danny. 516 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,760 Speaker 1: I started this with gag on back and I can't 517 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: believe there have been seven hundred of these shows. Wow, 518 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 1: I can. It feels like there's three thousand of them, 519 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,120 Speaker 1: But that's pretty crazy. It's only a couple days a week. 520 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 1: That we originally did it one day a week, and 521 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,159 Speaker 1: then we moved it to a couple days, and then 522 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 1: we did three days, which is what we've done the 523 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,360 Speaker 1: last few years. But still seven hundred episodes and only 524 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 1: a few each week. So but time flies, man, just 525 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,080 Speaker 1: keeps adding up. We'll get out on that, Danny. Anything 526 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,280 Speaker 1: special today? You got going on? Anything you want to 527 00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 1: promote here on a Saturday, Any appearances, any promotion you 528 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 1: have anything? 529 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,879 Speaker 3: Oh dude, we're totally adulting today. The past few days 530 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,880 Speaker 3: we put together some yard sale stuff because my Wifey's 531 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 3: aunt is having a yard sale in Anaheim, California, So 532 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 3: we're gonna get like the Disneyland tourists she doesn't live 533 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 3: far from the park, hopefully to buy our old crap 534 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 3: and give us some decent money for the stuff that 535 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,760 Speaker 3: we got out of closets in the garage. We decluttered. 536 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,679 Speaker 1: That's very grown up of you. 537 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's gonna be my very first yard sale 538 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,680 Speaker 3: as an adult. 539 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,919 Speaker 1: Are you gonna put price tags on everything? Or are 540 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 1: you just gonna have you? 541 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,359 Speaker 3: I don't know. Hopefully that's not my department. I'm just 542 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,040 Speaker 3: gonna count the money. 543 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,440 Speaker 1: A lot of work yard. 544 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 3: Count all the quarters. 545 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. The other thing too, about I had a guy 546 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,160 Speaker 1: in my neighborhood that explained to me how to properly 547 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,359 Speaker 1: do a garage sale and what he would do after 548 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,639 Speaker 1: the election. The law, at least in the town that 549 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,120 Speaker 1: I live in, I think this is most places. If 550 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,359 Speaker 1: the politician, you know those election signs they by the 551 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 1: side of the road, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. If they 552 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 1: don't pick them up within like two days after the election, 553 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,119 Speaker 1: anybody can take them. They're free to take. And he 554 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: would take those election signs and then put posterboard over 555 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,520 Speaker 1: them saying, you know, garage sale with an arrow pointing, 556 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,439 Speaker 1: and he'd have like five or six of them, and 557 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,520 Speaker 1: he'd put them all over the neighborhood, directing people from 558 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,720 Speaker 1: all the different streets to where his garage sale was. 559 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: Because people drive around on Saturday morning, yeah, and Sunday 560 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,720 Speaker 1: morning looking for those things, and they're not really advertised, 561 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,159 Speaker 1: so you just kind of have to look and for 562 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,399 Speaker 1: the signs and stuff like that. Hat but he hit 563 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,720 Speaker 1: it all. And this guy was like a boss did 564 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 1: he would put like price tags on everything, like he 565 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,960 Speaker 1: spent so many hours to put this thing together to 566 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,680 Speaker 1: make very little money. I'm sure right he had a 567 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,520 Speaker 1: lot of money, but the effort was it was like 568 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 1: he was running Walmart. 569 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 3: My mom would have fell right into that guy's trap, 570 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,960 Speaker 3: because she would wake her butt up early on Saturday 571 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 3: mornings and drive around the neighborhoods looking for these stupid sales, 572 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,800 Speaker 3: and she would bring crap home and add it to 573 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 3: the other crap she had in the garage just because 574 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,520 Speaker 3: she said she negotiated a great deal on it. 575 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: And then every once in a while, someone will buy 576 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,239 Speaker 1: something in a garage sale that goes back to like 577 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,080 Speaker 1: the bronze age. Oh yeah right, and you're like. 578 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 3: They wind up on the antique road Show. I got 579 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 3: this for four dollars at a yard sale, and that's 580 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,320 Speaker 3: worth forty five thousand. 581 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,959 Speaker 1: Dollars exactly exactly. And my theory is the same as 582 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,360 Speaker 1: the person hits the eighteen parlay that they promote that. 583 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,680 Speaker 1: The people that are in big garage I call it 584 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,600 Speaker 1: big garage. The people that do the big yard sales 585 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 1: I call big garage. They promote that because they want 586 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 1: people to keep buying their crap at garage sales. Much 587 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: like the person that hits the eighteen parlay. They know 588 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 1: that there'll be ten million people that don't hit the 589 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: eighteen parlay, so in the end they'll come out ahead, 590 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,400 Speaker 1: they'll come out head. I have a wonderful rest of 591 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,719 Speaker 1: your Saturday. Here, you got the mail bag on Sunday. 592 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,040 Speaker 1: Can't wait for that. Always a lot of fun. And 593 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,720 Speaker 1: maybe we'll do some pop goes to the culture then. 594 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 1: But that's it for now and we'll talk to you 595 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,240 Speaker 1: tomorrow later. 596 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 3: Skater population