Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this Sorry, we're looking
Speaker 1: into a business opportunity here. On this episode, we just
Speaker 1: found out about this sick new watch. We're examining the innerds,
Speaker 1: the specs of these new Trump turbuon's. We're going to
Speaker 1: get to them. But folks, this is a good opportunity.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to hop on. Anyways, this is uh,
Speaker 1: let's see, let's go with first Stop. You know, first
Speaker 1: Stop is always is trend bull m That one courtesy
Speaker 1: of Vanadium Silver. On discord, Eric Adams talking about federally
Speaker 1: trend dighted Mayor Trendrick Adams. That one courtesy of Paul Garaventa. Wow,
Speaker 1: Eric Adams is It's it's all coming to an end, folks,
Speaker 1: in the most glorious way possible. Yeah, yep, yeah, and I'm Jack.
Speaker 1: That's Miles. We are joined by our watch Brian, the editor,
Speaker 1: who's just checking out the specs of the watch, and
Speaker 1: he's gonna he's gonna report back if this thing looks
Speaker 1: like the that we assume it is.
Speaker 2: I think it's personally worth a hundred racks. But hey,
Speaker 2: that's well, you know, that's just my opinion.
Speaker 3: But we'll get to that.
Speaker 1: So you're saying a hundred racks, they're selling it for
Speaker 1: ten racks miles. That's ten racks.
Speaker 3: No, isn't that one hundred thousand?
Speaker 1: Oh? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Am I completarly misreading that?
Speaker 1: No, you got it, you got it. I just my
Speaker 1: brain wasn't making room for the possibility that the grift
Speaker 1: was that strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a fucking hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: So anyway, well, I mean this is but this is
Speaker 1: like one of our great days as America, like the Yeah,
Speaker 1: so first of all, we've got the person who's running
Speaker 1: to be president, has a very good chance of becoming
Speaker 1: the next president, Donald Trump, selling a watch for one
Speaker 1: hundred wracks h and it like shit is probably shitty.
Speaker 1: Just naked corruption on that front, as the naked corruption
Speaker 1: of Eric Adams' office is being revealed in an indictment
Speaker 1: that just so many choice details. We're going to get
Speaker 1: into some of our favorite Eric Adams moments too.
Speaker 2: Story where every like five days there's going to be
Speaker 2: a new like wrinkle as people go through this very
Speaker 2: long indictment.
Speaker 3: But it's comedic. It is comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I just want to I want to pick
Speaker 1: out a couple of highlights. So what he was doing
Speaker 1: is he was doing favors for foreign governments in exchange
Speaker 1: for gifts and favors from them trips to Istanbul. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So the you know it's always Istanbul's always first is
Speaker 1: from a text that he sent to his partner, Eric
Speaker 1: Adams sent to his partner because she thought that he
Speaker 1: was in Paris, I think, and he was in Istanbul
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, I'm transferring here. You know,
Speaker 1: first stop is always Istanbul because all he basically flew
Speaker 1: for free on Turkish airlines.
Speaker 3: I mean New York is the Istanbul of America.
Speaker 1: As he said, yea, and the Turkish people can feel
Speaker 1: proud that he was willing to make that statement, because
Speaker 1: he was only willing to make that statement about every
Speaker 1: other city on the globe. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Everything, it's the sole Korea of New York, I mean America.
Speaker 2: The thing about these texts, though, are so funny because
Speaker 2: he's so sloppy. Like again, they had to create the
Speaker 2: perception that he was actually paying for flights rather than
Speaker 2: getting like just these obscene discounts to fight business class. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so keep that in mind as Jack and I do
Speaker 2: the play. The part of Adam staffer versus airline manager
Speaker 2: directly from this indictment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll be the Adam staffer. Em myles you
Speaker 1: do airlines staf with a Turkish accent. Okay, ok fun
Speaker 1: I haven't doubt that one in the one you do
Speaker 1: when we're not recording. It's so funny. But all right,
Speaker 1: Adam staffer, how much does he?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Please let them call me and I will make the payment.
Speaker 3: It is very expensive because it is last minute. I
Speaker 3: am working on a discount.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to charge fifty dollars. No, that would work,
Speaker 3: wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: No, dear, fifty dollars? What quote a proper price?
Speaker 3: How much should I charge?
Speaker 1: Smiley face emoji? His every step is being watched right now.
Speaker 1: One thousand dollars or so. Let it be somewhat real.
Speaker 1: We don't want them to say he is flying for
Speaker 1: free at the moment the media's attention is on Earth.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 2: They should have just been like, no, that is too
Speaker 2: much for bribe flight prices.
Speaker 3: It needs to look like non bribe flight price.
Speaker 1: Hey, the crime we're doing, you're doing it badly in
Speaker 1: terms of covering it from the media. We need you
Speaker 1: to do it better.
Speaker 3: It gets better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a great exchange from Adam Staffer. It's
Speaker 1: probably not the same one, but I like to imagine
Speaker 1: that it's always just the same Adams Staffer. So in
Speaker 1: regards to all the gifts that he received from the
Speaker 1: airline manager or promoters on his annual disclosure form, that
Speaker 1: Adam Staffer was like, Hey, to be on the safe side,
Speaker 1: please delete all messages you send me. And what did
Speaker 1: Adams respond?
Speaker 3: Always do?
Speaker 1: Always do baby, And we know he did not, because
Speaker 1: this is in the indictment. Always do every single time,
Speaker 1: he in fact did not, So then there was of course,
Speaker 1: the first stop is always is Istanbul and just to
Speaker 1: give a full picture of what is happening here, so
Speaker 1: he basically helped pressure the fd Y to overlook fire
Speaker 1: safety issues on a Turkish owned building so it could
Speaker 1: be ready for a visit from the country's president. So
Speaker 1: straight up like making New York City more deadly in
Speaker 1: exchange for cheap airfare is what he was doing. On wax.
Speaker 3: He's stayed in a Bentley suite at the Saint Regis Hotel.
Speaker 3: That's worth something, right.
Speaker 2: It's wild though, too, like as New York is just
Speaker 2: such an important city aside from all the ways Eric
Speaker 2: Adams bigs up New York like the fucking u Nu.
Speaker 4: Peru of Salima, Peru of the United States. It is
Speaker 4: the Zagreb of America. When he was wearing that Croatian
Speaker 4: soccer jersey. This guy is amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's always I love whoever's coming into town,
Speaker 2: and he's got to big them up. He will always
Speaker 2: say that New York is that city and bless him,
Speaker 2: bless him for that. But yeah, it's just very this
Speaker 2: is going to just get go completely off the rails,
Speaker 2: I'm sure as as things stand, because like he gave
Speaker 2: a pretty defensive press conference earlier and was like just
Speaker 2: sort of saying like how he's he's going to continue
Speaker 2: to do the work obviously for New Yorkers, and by
Speaker 2: that he's going to steal public funds, make a mess
Speaker 2: of the city and accept bribes.
Speaker 1: So great, great, and one of the better kind of
Speaker 1: acts of civil disruption disobedience that I've seen. Somebody came
Speaker 1: with the loud speaker to that press conference and just
Speaker 1: basically shouted him down, but like shouted him down with
Speaker 1: some statements that were very quote worthy and quickly being like,
Speaker 1: you know, you have done New York and the black
Speaker 1: community tremendous damage. So yeah, you are piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a great great great mayor. Shout out to
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 2: You've had married first indicted mayor, bless this city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we get to reuse the indicted DOUBLELP
Speaker 1: world excited again because it was New York.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah exactly, Eric Adams undicted. Can someone from
Speaker 3: Wu Tang please just hop on that really quick?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, we've got some early Oscar buzz not coming
Speaker 1: from anyone except Disney. Disney's putting this out here mainly,
Speaker 1: and they've announced that they're going to be campaigning for
Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman to get a Best Supporting Actor nomination for
Speaker 1: Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I haven't seen it still, but I'm I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm not sure that people were talking about
Speaker 2: his performance specifically, but no, was that part of like
Speaker 2: his deal. He's like, all right, I'll do it, but
Speaker 2: you have to put fucking millions in an Oscar campaign
Speaker 2: for me to be considered best supporting Like what what
Speaker 2: is the.
Speaker 1: Pointice just left over from like Ryan Gosling and the
Speaker 1: Ken thing, which like I thought the second I saw Barbie,
Speaker 1: I was like, Ken should win Best Supporting Actor, Like,
Speaker 1: I thought, that was a great performance. But I wasn't
Speaker 1: thinking of the fact that, like what it was going
Speaker 1: to do to the brains of Disney execs when someone
Speaker 1: was able to get nominated for playing Ken in a
Speaker 1: Barbie movie, you know, right right, like.
Speaker 3: It's got to go to Hugh Man, It's got to
Speaker 3: go to Hugh. We gotta get this guy an Oscar. Yeah, okay, sure, sure, sure,
Speaker 3: I mean at least they're.
Speaker 2: They also look it sounds like they also want to
Speaker 2: get him a Golden Globe for making it a Best Comedy.
Speaker 3: I mean that that's actually that tracks it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're going to nominate it for Best Comedy.
Speaker 1: That seems entirely possible, given that the Tourist won for
Speaker 1: Best Comedy in the past. I think so yeah that
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp, Angelina, Joe Leefilm. Yeah, Marvel fans have come
Speaker 1: out and they're like, guys, he's not going to be nominated. Okay. Instead,
Speaker 1: the Oscars should introduce a Best on Screen Couple or
Speaker 1: Best Duo category.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because every year there's always that. Yes, I
Speaker 2: mean I guess you could shoehorn any just like relationship
Speaker 2: on Screen has been like and that was the best Duo.
Speaker 1: Well, they're doing a casting category this year, so like
Speaker 1: that is I don't know, vaguely in the same family,
Speaker 1: but like just calling it like best on Screen Duo
Speaker 1: is that's just the MTV Movie Awards, Yeah, which is fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think I want to see Best Stunt
Speaker 1: and Best in in Camera Special Effect before I want
Speaker 1: to see Best Duo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right, these two people were in a movie
Speaker 3: we liked. Let's give to work.
Speaker 5: Fun and our next nominee is Micah Monroe and Nicholas
Speaker 5: Cage for Long Legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I love that. I love that. I love
Speaker 1: long legs references and I get them all. Let's make
Speaker 1: a quick break and we're gonna come back, and it's
Speaker 1: time for our watch guy to tell us what's what
Speaker 1: with Trump's latest grift. We'll be right back, and we're back,
Speaker 1: and it's going to surprise a lot of the listeners
Speaker 1: to hear that I am not a watch guy. I'm
Speaker 1: not collecting watches because I don't have the attention to
Speaker 1: detail that is required. But Brian the editor does, and
Speaker 1: so I am a shoe guy, and you know sneakers.
Speaker 1: He's already entered my world. Donald Trump has already entered
Speaker 1: my world with the right gold shoes. That they're just
Speaker 1: not that comfortable. Like, yes, they look awesome, and yes,
Speaker 1: I like what they how they make me.
Speaker 3: Feel, and yes, they gave me lead poisoning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they give you lead poisoning, and like that's not
Speaker 1: the only reason they're not that comfortable. But they also
Speaker 1: each weigh ninety three pounds.
Speaker 2: This is this is such a wild So his new
Speaker 2: grift is wristwatches that look like shitty like Canal Street
Speaker 2: rolexes another New York reference there. And there's two varieties.
Speaker 2: There's a four to ninety nine one that looks like
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure is probably a fifteen dollars watch, No.
Speaker 2: Four hundred and ninety nine dollars, okay, and then the
Speaker 2: big Boy, which they have only made one hundred and
Speaker 2: forty seven pieces of each numbered is the Trump Victory
Speaker 2: turbion and turbion Boy howdy.
Speaker 3: It looks absolutely awful.
Speaker 2: But if you like like moving parts in a watch,
Speaker 2: and you have one hundred thousand dollars, you're willing to
Speaker 2: part ways with and you love Donald Trump and eth
Speaker 2: no nationalism, then yes, maybe this is the purchase for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. The the only reason to buy this is, as Miles says,
Speaker 5: if you fuck with him heavy, because number one Tourbion's
Speaker 5: are getting cheaper and cheaper since you know, China sort
Speaker 5: of entered the market and you can get him for
Speaker 5: like like a few hundred dollars, right.
Speaker 1: Turbion is a brand.
Speaker 5: Turbion is A Turbion is a mechanical device in a
Speaker 5: watch to counteract the effect of gravity on the balance wheel.
Speaker 1: I just do that with my sick boosties. But okay, Christeding, it's.
Speaker 5: An archaic mechanism. You don't need it in a watch
Speaker 5: to keep keep it accurate. But it looks cool and
Speaker 5: it's it's impressive engineering.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like one of those things like when you
Speaker 2: see it, people go, oh shit, dude.
Speaker 3: You almost have cost so much money. Look at all
Speaker 3: this ship moving.
Speaker 1: Its cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: A couple of things that catch my eye. Here the
Speaker 5: spec sheet is looking at me real real funny. It's
Speaker 5: all wrong. There's just not enough information. They're not selling.
Speaker 1: It being like the details of like how details of
Speaker 1: the watch.
Speaker 5: So the one thing that catches my eye is it
Speaker 5: says Swiss made, power and precision. Saying a watch is
Speaker 5: Swiss made like costs certified and it's not is illegal
Speaker 5: kind of like you know, bourbon like or champagne.
Speaker 2: Like. You can't write right right, you can't just right
Speaker 2: right with that, so you have.
Speaker 5: To be certified by whatever the governing body of switch
Speaker 5: watches is. I can't remember, but yeah, the spec sheet
Speaker 5: is weird. The finishing is not one hundred thousand dollars finishing,
Speaker 5: and I would estimate that the diamonds they're using are moistenite.
Speaker 3: They're saying they're saying it's VS one.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of this means, but crump
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: That it would be like the highest is like flawless,
Speaker 2: and then like internally flawless, then VVS one, DBS.
Speaker 3: Two, then VS one, So that's I think.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like for people like rappers always talk
Speaker 2: about much as VVS or whatever, VVS stunting, but you
Speaker 2: got VS and and then you're own there's only like
Speaker 2: a couple of diamonds on it that are very small,
Speaker 2: and then you're saying this watch costs one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm just doing the math.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're trying to raise fourteen point seven million
Speaker 2: dollars as quick as possible, and you're probably this may
Speaker 2: this might just be a way to launder more money
Speaker 2: into his campaign, like from people who have already maxed
Speaker 2: out donations or don't have dark money groups to use,
Speaker 2: because like it's just such a like, no one's paying
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars for this shit.
Speaker 5: Also, making a watch out of solid gold is so
Speaker 5: dumb to me because it's incredibly heavy and gold is soft.
Speaker 1: It's very soft, so it ain't often heavy, the two
Speaker 1: things you want out of everything that you're spending a
Speaker 1: ton of money on this moment you bang it on
Speaker 1: a doorframe, you're gonna have dents in your watch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just none of this looks right.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how Like I didn't realize things could
Speaker 1: be as heavy as gold. I went to a children's
Speaker 1: museum in Copenhagen with my kids, and like they had
Speaker 1: a gold bar there and I picked that ship up
Speaker 1: and I was like, this feels like a magic trick,
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck is It's that a magnet or
Speaker 1: some shit. Yeah. Yeah, it felt like it was like
Speaker 1: a magnet. I didn't realize that that was a thing,
Speaker 1: that something could be that much answer everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I guess I'm shocked to learn
Speaker 2: that this one hundred thousand dollars Trump watch is might
Speaker 2: not be worth the money he is charging for.
Speaker 5: And those blue screws look painted to me. That doesn't
Speaker 5: look like treatment.
Speaker 1: No, wow, wow, really coming at the Maybe this is
Speaker 1: the thing that finally brings him down.
Speaker 3: Yep, this Saint vs.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he gets taken in by the Swiss government for fucking.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean saying it's not affiliated with Trump or
Speaker 1: any political campaign. Like there's a video with him being like,
Speaker 1: we're doing the best watches in the world. Folks, look
Speaker 1: at these watches. They're the like, what does it mean
Speaker 1: it's not affiliated with him? He's running for president. He
Speaker 1: opens the video saying, hey everyone, it's your favorite president,
Speaker 1: Donald J. Trump, And I'm I'm in the watch game now.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure how.
Speaker 2: Another interesting part is when you look at the fic
Speaker 2: here says will I be getting the exact watch that
Speaker 2: I see on this site? It says the images are
Speaker 2: for illustration purposes only, and may not be an exact representation.
Speaker 5: I'm very curious what actually ends up in people's on
Speaker 5: people's wrist because this could be a total misrepresentation of
Speaker 5: the item you receive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Give, he has complete disdain for his supporters, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like anybody stupid enough to support me, probably stupid
Speaker 1: enough to buy this dumb watch watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually made of fucking bullshit anyway, by it
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Like, listen to him talking about this by special, I.
Speaker 6: Think you're gonna love it. My new Trump watches. Who
Speaker 6: are doing quite a number with watches, and the quality
Speaker 6: to me is very important. The Trump victory turbion. This
Speaker 6: isn't just any watch. It's one of the best ways.
Speaker 6: It's a Tribune watch.
Speaker 2: With he's so checked out, it's like so funny, doesn't
Speaker 2: he's not really selling it now. He used to be
Speaker 2: like a little bit more hey, and it's a great watch.
Speaker 2: It's just like he's like like shifting his weight like
Speaker 2: a fucking preschool or in a play or something. Who's
Speaker 2: just like waiting for his lining and like, okay, watch by.
Speaker 1: They claim that his likeness was merely licensed to the
Speaker 1: best Watches on Earth LLC the Best Watches on Earth
Speaker 1: all one word LLC, which, first of all, they must
Speaker 1: be the best watches on Earth. So, Brian, you look
Speaker 1: pretty stupid right now. It's right there in the name,
Speaker 1: and they just stopped the recording. Well no, Brian just
Speaker 1: jumped out the window. The second of all, that company,
Speaker 1: the Best Watches on Earth LLC, was founded in July
Speaker 1: of this year and is located in the middle of Wyoming,
Speaker 1: so great, look, great.
Speaker 2: Grifts happen out there and Sheridan, Wyoming, So yeah, bless up,
Speaker 2: bless up with Sheardan.
Speaker 1: Bless up folks. All right, those are some of the
Speaker 1: things that are trending on this Thursday, September twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the back seeing, get your flu shots,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,