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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this Sorry, we're looking

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Speaker 1: into a business opportunity here. On this episode, we just

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Speaker 1: found out about this sick new watch. We're examining the innerds,

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Speaker 1: the specs of these new Trump turbuon's. We're going to

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Speaker 1: get to them. But folks, this is a good opportunity.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to hop on. Anyways, this is uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see, let's go with first Stop. You know, first

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Speaker 1: Stop is always is trend bull m That one courtesy

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Speaker 1: of Vanadium Silver. On discord, Eric Adams talking about federally

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Speaker 1: trend dighted Mayor Trendrick Adams. That one courtesy of Paul Garaventa. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Eric Adams is It's it's all coming to an end, folks,

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Speaker 1: in the most glorious way possible. Yeah, yep, yeah, and I'm Jack.

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Speaker 1: That's Miles. We are joined by our watch Brian, the editor,

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Speaker 1: who's just checking out the specs of the watch, and

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Speaker 1: he's gonna he's gonna report back if this thing looks

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Speaker 1: like the that we assume it is.

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Speaker 2: I think it's personally worth a hundred racks. But hey,

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Speaker 2: that's well, you know, that's just my opinion.

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Speaker 3: But we'll get to that.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying a hundred racks, they're selling it for

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Speaker 1: ten racks miles. That's ten racks.

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Speaker 3: No, isn't that one hundred thousand?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Really?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Am I completarly misreading that?

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Speaker 1: No, you got it, you got it. I just my

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Speaker 1: brain wasn't making room for the possibility that the grift

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Speaker 1: was that strong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a fucking hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, well, I mean this is but this is

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Speaker 1: like one of our great days as America, like the Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so first of all, we've got the person who's running

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Speaker 1: to be president, has a very good chance of becoming

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Speaker 1: the next president, Donald Trump, selling a watch for one

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Speaker 1: hundred wracks h and it like shit is probably shitty.

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Speaker 1: Just naked corruption on that front, as the naked corruption

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Speaker 1: of Eric Adams' office is being revealed in an indictment

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Speaker 1: that just so many choice details. We're going to get

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Speaker 1: into some of our favorite Eric Adams moments too.

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Speaker 2: Story where every like five days there's going to be

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Speaker 2: a new like wrinkle as people go through this very

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Speaker 2: long indictment.

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Speaker 3: But it's comedic. It is comedy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I just want to I want to pick

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Speaker 1: out a couple of highlights. So what he was doing

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Speaker 1: is he was doing favors for foreign governments in exchange

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Speaker 1: for gifts and favors from them trips to Istanbul. So yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So the you know it's always Istanbul's always first is

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Speaker 1: from a text that he sent to his partner, Eric

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Speaker 1: Adams sent to his partner because she thought that he

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Speaker 1: was in Paris, I think, and he was in Istanbul

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Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, I'm transferring here. You know,

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Speaker 1: first stop is always Istanbul because all he basically flew

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Speaker 1: for free on Turkish airlines.

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Speaker 3: I mean New York is the Istanbul of America.

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Speaker 1: As he said, yea, and the Turkish people can feel

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Speaker 1: proud that he was willing to make that statement, because

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Speaker 1: he was only willing to make that statement about every

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Speaker 1: other city on the globe. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Everything, it's the sole Korea of New York, I mean America.

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Speaker 2: The thing about these texts, though, are so funny because

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Speaker 2: he's so sloppy. Like again, they had to create the

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Speaker 2: perception that he was actually paying for flights rather than

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Speaker 2: getting like just these obscene discounts to fight business class. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so keep that in mind as Jack and I do

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Speaker 2: the play. The part of Adam staffer versus airline manager

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Speaker 2: directly from this indictment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll be the Adam staffer. Em myles you

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Speaker 1: do airlines staf with a Turkish accent. Okay, ok fun

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Speaker 1: I haven't doubt that one in the one you do

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Speaker 1: when we're not recording. It's so funny. But all right,

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Speaker 1: Adam staffer, how much does he?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Please let them call me and I will make the payment.

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Speaker 3: It is very expensive because it is last minute. I

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Speaker 3: am working on a discount.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to charge fifty dollars. No, that would work,

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Speaker 3: wouldn't it.

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Speaker 1: No, dear, fifty dollars? What quote a proper price?

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Speaker 3: How much should I charge?

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Speaker 1: Smiley face emoji? His every step is being watched right now.

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Speaker 1: One thousand dollars or so. Let it be somewhat real.

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Speaker 1: We don't want them to say he is flying for

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Speaker 1: free at the moment the media's attention is on Earth.

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Speaker 3: Oh god.

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Speaker 2: They should have just been like, no, that is too

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Speaker 2: much for bribe flight prices.

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Speaker 3: It needs to look like non bribe flight price.

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Speaker 1: Hey, the crime we're doing, you're doing it badly in

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Speaker 1: terms of covering it from the media. We need you

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Speaker 1: to do it better.

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Speaker 3: It gets better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a great exchange from Adam Staffer. It's

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Speaker 1: that it's always just the same Adams Staffer. So in

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Speaker 1: regards to all the gifts that he received from the

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Speaker 1: airline manager or promoters on his annual disclosure form, that

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Speaker 1: Adam Staffer was like, Hey, to be on the safe side,

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Speaker 1: please delete all messages you send me. And what did

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Speaker 3: Always do?

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Speaker 1: Always do baby, And we know he did not, because

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Speaker 1: this is in the indictment. Always do every single time,

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Speaker 1: he in fact did not, So then there was of course,

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Speaker 1: the first stop is always is Istanbul and just to

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Speaker 1: straight up like making New York City more deadly in

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Speaker 1: exchange for cheap airfare is what he was doing. On wax.

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Speaker 3: He's stayed in a Bentley suite at the Saint Regis Hotel.

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Speaker 3: That's worth something, right.

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Speaker 2: It's wild though, too, like as New York is just

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Speaker 2: Adams bigs up New York like the fucking u Nu.

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Speaker 4: Peru of Salima, Peru of the United States. It is

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Speaker 4: the Zagreb of America. When he was wearing that Croatian

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's always I love whoever's coming into town,

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Speaker 2: and he's got to big them up. He will always

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Speaker 2: bless him for that. But yeah, it's just very this

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Speaker 1: So great, great, and one of the better kind of

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Speaker 1: some statements that were very quote worthy and quickly being like,

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Speaker 1: community tremendous damage. So yeah, you are piece of shit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a great great great mayor. Shout out to

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Speaker 2: You've had married first indicted mayor, bless this city.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we get to reuse the indicted DOUBLELP

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Speaker 1: world excited again because it was New York.

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Speaker 3: You know, yeah exactly, Eric Adams undicted. Can someone from

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Speaker 3: Wu Tang please just hop on that really quick?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, we've got some early Oscar buzz not coming

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Speaker 1: from anyone except Disney. Disney's putting this out here mainly,

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Speaker 1: and they've announced that they're going to be campaigning for

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Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman to get a Best Supporting Actor nomination for

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Speaker 1: Deadpool and Wolverine.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I haven't seen it still, but I'm I

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Speaker 2: don't think I'm not sure that people were talking about

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Speaker 2: his performance specifically, but no, was that part of like

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Speaker 2: you have to put fucking millions in an Oscar campaign

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Speaker 2: for me to be considered best supporting Like what what

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Speaker 1: Pointice just left over from like Ryan Gosling and the

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Speaker 1: Ken thing, which like I thought the second I saw Barbie,

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Speaker 1: I was like, Ken should win Best Supporting Actor, Like,

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Speaker 1: I thought, that was a great performance. But I wasn't

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Speaker 1: thinking of the fact that, like what it was going

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Speaker 1: to do to the brains of Disney execs when someone

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Speaker 1: was able to get nominated for playing Ken in a

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Speaker 1: Barbie movie, you know, right right, like.

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Speaker 3: It's got to go to Hugh Man, It's got to

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Speaker 3: go to Hugh. We gotta get this guy an Oscar. Yeah, okay, sure, sure, sure,

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Speaker 3: I mean at least they're.

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Speaker 2: They also look it sounds like they also want to

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Speaker 2: get him a Golden Globe for making it a Best Comedy.

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Speaker 3: I mean that that's actually that tracks it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're going to nominate it for Best Comedy.

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Speaker 1: That seems entirely possible, given that the Tourist won for

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Speaker 1: Best Comedy in the past. I think so yeah that

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Speaker 1: Johnny Depp, Angelina, Joe Leefilm. Yeah, Marvel fans have come

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Speaker 1: out and they're like, guys, he's not going to be nominated. Okay. Instead,

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Speaker 1: the Oscars should introduce a Best on Screen Couple or

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Speaker 1: Best Duo category.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because every year there's always that. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: Well, they're doing a casting category this year, so like

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Speaker 1: is that's just the MTV Movie Awards, Yeah, which is fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I think I want to see Best Stunt

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right, these two people were in a movie

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Speaker 5: Fun and our next nominee is Micah Monroe and Nicholas

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Speaker 5: Cage for Long Legs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, I love that. I love that. I love

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Speaker 1: long legs references and I get them all. Let's make

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Speaker 1: a quick break and we're gonna come back, and it's

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Speaker 1: time for our watch guy to tell us what's what

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Speaker 1: with Trump's latest grift. We'll be right back, and we're back,

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Speaker 1: and it's going to surprise a lot of the listeners

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Speaker 1: to hear that I am not a watch guy. I'm

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Speaker 1: not collecting watches because I don't have the attention to

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Speaker 1: detail that is required. But Brian the editor does, and

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Speaker 1: so I am a shoe guy, and you know sneakers.

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Speaker 1: He's already entered my world. Donald Trump has already entered

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Speaker 1: my world with the right gold shoes. That they're just

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Speaker 1: not that comfortable. Like, yes, they look awesome, and yes,

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Speaker 1: I like what they how they make me.

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Speaker 3: Feel, and yes, they gave me lead poisoning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they give you lead poisoning, and like that's not

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Speaker 1: the only reason they're not that comfortable. But they also

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Speaker 1: each weigh ninety three pounds.

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Speaker 2: This is this is such a wild So his new

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Speaker 2: grift is wristwatches that look like shitty like Canal Street

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Speaker 2: rolexes another New York reference there. And there's two varieties.

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Speaker 2: There's a four to ninety nine one that looks like

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure is probably a fifteen dollars watch, No.

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Speaker 2: Four hundred and ninety nine dollars, okay, and then the

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Speaker 2: big Boy, which they have only made one hundred and

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Speaker 2: forty seven pieces of each numbered is the Trump Victory

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Speaker 2: turbion and turbion Boy howdy.

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Speaker 3: It looks absolutely awful.

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Speaker 2: But if you like like moving parts in a watch,

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Speaker 2: and you have one hundred thousand dollars, you're willing to

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Speaker 5: Yeah. The the only reason to buy this is, as Miles says,

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Speaker 1: Turbion is a brand.

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Speaker 5: Turbion is A Turbion is a mechanical device in a

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Speaker 1: I just do that with my sick boosties. But okay, Christeding, it's.

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Speaker 5: An archaic mechanism. You don't need it in a watch

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like one of those things like when you

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Speaker 3: You almost have cost so much money. Look at all

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Speaker 1: Its cool.

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Speaker 5: A couple of things that catch my eye. Here the

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Speaker 5: So the one thing that catches my eye is it

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Speaker 5: Swiss made like costs certified and it's not is illegal

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Speaker 2: Like. You can't write right right, you can't just right

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Speaker 5: To be certified by whatever the governing body of switch

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Speaker 5: is weird. The finishing is not one hundred thousand dollars finishing,

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Speaker 3: They're saying they're saying it's VS one.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know anything about that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what any of this means, but crump

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Speaker 2: That it would be like the highest is like flawless,

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like for people like rappers always talk

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Speaker 2: and then you're saying this watch costs one hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: I'm just doing the math.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you're trying to raise fourteen point seven million

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Speaker 2: this might just be a way to launder more money

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Speaker 2: because like it's just such a like, no one's paying

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Speaker 5: Also, making a watch out of solid gold is so

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Speaker 1: It's very soft, so it ain't often heavy, the two

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just none of this looks right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize how Like I didn't realize things could

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Speaker 1: Like what the fuck is It's that a magnet or

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I guess I'm shocked to learn

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Speaker 2: that this one hundred thousand dollars Trump watch is might

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Speaker 5: And those blue screws look painted to me. That doesn't

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Speaker 1: No, wow, wow, really coming at the Maybe this is

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Speaker 3: Yep, this Saint vs.

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Speaker 1: One.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he gets taken in by the Swiss government for fucking.

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Speaker 1: Right, I mean saying it's not affiliated with Trump or

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Speaker 1: we're doing the best watches in the world. Folks, look

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Speaker 1: at these watches. They're the like, what does it mean

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Speaker 1: it's not affiliated with him? He's running for president. He

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Speaker 1: Donald J. Trump, And I'm I'm in the watch game now.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure how.

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Speaker 2: Another interesting part is when you look at the fic

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Speaker 2: for illustration purposes only, and may not be an exact representation.

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Speaker 5: I'm very curious what actually ends up in people's on

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Give, he has complete disdain for his supporters, so yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like anybody stupid enough to support me, probably stupid

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually made of fucking bullshit anyway, by it

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Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Like, listen to him talking about this by special, I.

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Speaker 6: Think you're gonna love it. My new Trump watches. Who

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Speaker 6: are doing quite a number with watches, and the quality

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Speaker 6: to me is very important. The Trump victory turbion. This

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Speaker 6: isn't just any watch. It's one of the best ways.

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Speaker 6: It's a Tribune watch.

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Speaker 2: With he's so checked out, it's like so funny, doesn't

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Speaker 2: he's not really selling it now. He used to be

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Speaker 2: like a little bit more hey, and it's a great watch.

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Speaker 2: It's just like he's like like shifting his weight like

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Speaker 2: just like waiting for his lining and like, okay, watch by.

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Speaker 1: They claim that his likeness was merely licensed to the

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Speaker 1: best Watches on Earth LLC the Best Watches on Earth

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Speaker 1: all one word LLC, which, first of all, they must

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Speaker 1: be the best watches on Earth. So, Brian, you look

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Speaker 1: pretty stupid right now. It's right there in the name,

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Speaker 1: and they just stopped the recording. Well no, Brian just

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Speaker 1: the Best Watches on Earth LLC, was founded in July

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Speaker 1: of this year and is located in the middle of Wyoming,

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Speaker 1: so great, look, great.

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Speaker 2: Grifts happen out there and Sheridan, Wyoming, So yeah, bless up,

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Speaker 2: bless up with Sheardan.

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Speaker 1: Bless up folks. All right, those are some of the

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Speaker 1: things that are trending on this Thursday, September twenty sixth.

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Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of

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Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the back seeing, get your flu shots,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye,