Speaker 1: Second date. When it comes to online dating, you're definitely
Speaker 1: going to come across some weird, out of the norm profiles,
Speaker 1: Like maybe you run across a young lady with wings
Speaker 1: and a tail. Okay, you don't see that all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Or maybe you found a guy with a handlebar mustache
Speaker 1: which was quirky, but it was located in the middle
Speaker 1: of his neck. Yeah, you're probably gonna swipe left on
Speaker 1: those the majority of the time. Yeah. Yeah. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Daniel, came across a unique profile and ended
Speaker 1: up getting a date out of it. So let's talk
Speaker 1: to him. Hey, Daniel, you there all right? Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: going good Dan, Daniel, Sorry, I couldn't resist her the
Speaker 1: time you're going to I don't know, we'll see, let's
Speaker 1: see how I feel. But Daniel, thanks for being on
Speaker 1: with us. Tell us about the woman that you want
Speaker 1: us to call today. What's her name? Her name is Becca? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: and I mean Jeffrey Head alluded to the fact that
Speaker 1: she had an interesting profile, like, what was so intriguing
Speaker 1: about it? Okay, So everything seemed pretty straightforward at first,
Speaker 1: and then I go to the bottom and it says
Speaker 1: and like all caps FYI, this account is operated by
Speaker 1: my father. I do not have to password before. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: at this the beginning, and it says he will be
Speaker 1: the one checking it. You will have to meet him
Speaker 1: one on one at least once before you meet me
Speaker 1: with him present, so you know you got to pass
Speaker 1: the one on one. Then he's there to chaperone in
Speaker 1: your first day. Oh my god. Okay, and wait, hold
Speaker 1: on that flags aren't flying up all over the place.
Speaker 1: I would block that room, Daniel's thinking, dream girl, Yeah,
Speaker 1: saving psycho family. I would never let my dad read
Speaker 1: messages between me and the guy. Yeah, I know they're
Speaker 1: supposed to be hot and heavy. Did it say anything else? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: It also said do not message me if you've ever
Speaker 1: cheated or if you are divorced for any reason other
Speaker 1: than your wife abandoned you. What. Okayeah, except cheaters probably
Speaker 1: would still messages anyways. Yeah. Oh yeah, So Daniel, did
Speaker 1: you meet all those parameters? I did pass through, and I,
Speaker 1: like you said, I thought, oh my god, this seems
Speaker 1: like a lot of trouble. But I also thought, Okay,
Speaker 1: if her dad is this protective, then maybe she must
Speaker 1: be something really special. Let me shoot my shot. I
Speaker 1: give her a ry nobly I'll tell you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's got some daddy issues. Yeah, its no divorces
Speaker 1: and dad. So you're saying that you actually sent a
Speaker 1: message to this dad, I said, said the dad, the
Speaker 1: whole family. Yeah, doesn't it feel like so dated? Like
Speaker 1: you're asking permission to go on a date with the file?
Speaker 1: Like it's just in certain cultures that's the norm, bro
Speaker 1: Not in ours, though, I will say, like you really
Speaker 1: will wean out a lot of the people that are like,
Speaker 1: no hook up? Yeah exactly, And Brooke, if you don't
Speaker 1: like it, then you don't have to click on it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to meet the father. You just swipe
Speaker 1: left and find another profile of the girl that's one
Speaker 1: to go on. Night One's interesting? What what was your
Speaker 1: expectations of this? I honestly had no expectations at all.
Speaker 1: I just saw something it was interesting and unique and
Speaker 1: figured why not? Okay, Wow, it does feel like it
Speaker 1: could be Britney Spears's dating profile. Yeah it's ye. So
Speaker 1: obviously the dad must have responded, well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: So the next day I go check my inbox and
Speaker 1: there's a message, but it's from Rebecca and she says
Speaker 1: that she just puts that on her profile while like
Speaker 1: a way to keep out all the creeps and the
Speaker 1: thirsty guys, and she really nice. From the response, I mean,
Speaker 1: she's got to be pretty cool if she's able to
Speaker 1: come up with something that creative as a way to
Speaker 1: like put on your profile to stand out and make
Speaker 1: yourself unique. I think it's weird that you think, Okay,
Speaker 1: we get it, we get it. Do you think this
Speaker 1: is cool? No, Jeff, imagine your mom running your dating account.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, my mom did set up a dating without
Speaker 1: my permission and love it. I'm a catch. Just no
Speaker 1: wonder you're siding with this Girl's so hard sometimes playing
Speaker 1: hard to get work. I don't know how to play it.
Speaker 1: But when people do play hard to get it sounds
Speaker 1: like there's an elaborate hard to get schemes. So I mean,
Speaker 1: what was the date? Like you said, you had fun conversation, yeah,
Speaker 1: and was rebect to actually normal when you met her.
Speaker 1: He was a normal, beautiful woman. You went out to dinner,
Speaker 1: We had a great time. The one thing that I
Speaker 1: thought was going to derail it at the restaurant. That
Speaker 1: turns out that my old high school comm Street teacher
Speaker 1: was there and what did you get a bad grade?
Speaker 1: Is that why you thought it was going to derail it? No,
Speaker 1: we hooked up too awkward. I would prefer the hook up.
Speaker 1: Maybe I did. He told her that he remembered me
Speaker 1: because I just scraped by with a d But maybe
Speaker 1: the teacher was like, but I am sensing some chemistry
Speaker 1: between the two of you. Did she laugh at that?
Speaker 1: I mean I was mortified. But we had a good
Speaker 1: laugh about it, and you know, we continued on with dinner.
Speaker 1: It was a good time and afterwards, you know, we
Speaker 1: did ended up just sort of walking around the city
Speaker 1: for a little bit and then went back to in
Speaker 1: her car and kissed for a while, made out and
Speaker 1: it's so good, right. It's been asked if she wanted
Speaker 1: to have a nightcap, but she said no, she she
Speaker 1: wasn't wanting to do that. I know, you're suddenly moving
Speaker 1: kind of fast all of a sudden. I mean, I
Speaker 1: would really feel like it that night, and everything I
Speaker 1: got from her vibes wise told me she was too Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, But I said I wanted to see her again,
Speaker 1: and she said, let's do lunch on Wooden Day next week.
Speaker 1: And she even suggested a place, you know, some sandwich places. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you had a date, you had a time, you
Speaker 1: had a location lunch. Seems like a friend date to
Speaker 1: me kind of all that. I mean, they just made
Speaker 1: out like they were just done. Maybe now I think
Speaker 1: it's like I want to see you in daylight, ye know.
Speaker 1: But overall it seems like a pretty good day. And
Speaker 1: I mean I would only have two words to describe it,
Speaker 1: I think, Daniel, Man, so let's play a song. We'll
Speaker 1: come back. We'll try and get you a second day
Speaker 1: down date. Okay, all right, that's great. All right, man,
Speaker 1: hold on willing to wait ten dates before getting intimate.
Speaker 1: What That's what my mom actually wrote on the dating
Speaker 1: profile that she secretly set up for me years ago
Speaker 1: without my knowledge. That's a true story. I could not
Speaker 1: believe it because she knows it's fifteen. Not cool, mom,
Speaker 1: she knows I'm a virgin drinkingest person. I know you are.
Speaker 1: I do not think it's weird at all that one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Daniel, met a girl online who had
Speaker 1: a disclaimer on her profile saying her account was run
Speaker 1: by her father. Yeah, and at least the father put
Speaker 1: that because your mom didn't even put that up. The
Speaker 1: father was fake. Your mom is real. But no, this
Speaker 1: isn't about me. This is about our listener, Daniel. Daniel,
Speaker 1: I never asked you this in the first part. I'm curious.
Speaker 1: You said you had a lunch date setup that never
Speaker 1: actually happened with Rebecca. Did she cancel it or did
Speaker 1: she just not show up? She just never showed up.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, she left you sitting at the restaurant yep,
Speaker 1: just sitting there by myself drinking water like a googer.
Speaker 1: You really want to hurt their feeling or something terrible
Speaker 1: happened on the way, like, were you either get in
Speaker 1: touch with her. I haven't heard anything. I'd have no idea.
Speaker 1: What if she's okay it, Oh my god, bad about something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She just never showed up and it's
Speaker 1: been radio violence everything that is so weird. But let's
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. We're gonna call her
Speaker 1: right now. You ready, I am? Yeah? Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Rebecca? Is this rebeccaa? Hey Rebecca. My name's
Speaker 1: Jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How are you doing. I'm good? You have a weird
Speaker 1: tone to your voice. So I know what. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: he's awkward, I guess. Yeah, it seems to be right there.
Speaker 1: I know. I mean I thought that one was pretty strong.
Speaker 1: I form my weird voice. But are you like at
Speaker 1: the radio? Is this the radio station calling me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like a party. Yeah, it's pretty fun. We
Speaker 1: do this every morning. Yeah, it's a morning party. It's
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey. And we're doing something called a
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, okay. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email our show and we'll reach
Speaker 1: out to them for you to help you figure out
Speaker 1: the reason why. It makes sense. Yeah, and so you
Speaker 1: recently went on a date with a guy who you
Speaker 1: are not calling back. His name's Daniel. Okay, hey, this
Speaker 1: is weird. Oh gosh, I mean you left him at
Speaker 1: a restaurant. I think that he feels like it's pretty weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't leave him there, I just didn't show up.
Speaker 1: That's okay, Well semantics, Yeah, they didn't show up to
Speaker 1: the date. Is there a reason for that? I feel like,
Speaker 1: I mean, put on the stand or something. Right now,
Speaker 1: let me put yourself in his shoes like that would
Speaker 1: really suck. He had wonderful things to say about you,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't even seem angry about the no show thing, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have any intention of calling him back? Um?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's okay, Okay, we're just trying
Speaker 1: to figure out why. Well, I mean, I guess if
Speaker 1: I was him, I want to know the same thing,
Speaker 1: so I get it. But I don't know how much
Speaker 1: he told you about that. Did he tell you anything
Speaker 1: about how we met on the app or anything? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he mentioned that you put a disclaimer on there claiming
Speaker 1: to be your father. That way, none of the weirdos
Speaker 1: would reach out to you. Just get like the pure
Speaker 1: guys had like some weird overprotective dad that was overstepping
Speaker 1: his bounce. Okay, I'll just be real with you, guys.
Speaker 1: It is true that my dad does run my dating app.
Speaker 1: You told him it was you, and I don't have
Speaker 1: to lie any Yeah, you told him it was a
Speaker 1: lie already. We already heard that point. Please, So I
Speaker 1: wasn't the one that wrote him that back. It was
Speaker 1: my dad? No? What you let your dad impersonate you? No? No,
Speaker 1: I let my dad filter out the crazies for me.
Speaker 1: It could be it could be that you're the crazy
Speaker 1: one in this situation. We still don't understand if your
Speaker 1: dad truly runs your account, and if he agreed he
Speaker 1: vetted Daniel for you, then really, why are you not
Speaker 1: calling him back now? So let me just put this
Speaker 1: all out there. My dad approved of Daniel for this date,
Speaker 1: hoping that Daniel maybe would have changed since back in
Speaker 1: high school when he was Daniel's chemistry teacher. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: your dad was a chemistry teacher that you guys ran
Speaker 1: into at the restaurant, So your dad was not only
Speaker 1: the guy running the account with the dude at the restaurant. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is too much. So my dad always says he
Speaker 1: wants to meet the guy one on one. First wall
Speaker 1: Daniel from high school. He basically gave me his blessing
Speaker 1: to go on the date, and he just said he
Speaker 1: wouldn't be watching from afar make sure nothing crazy happened.
Speaker 1: But he just feels like Daniel didn't really change at
Speaker 1: all since high school. And it's still kind of thing
Speaker 1: based on what yeah, based on what exactly, Jeffrey I
Speaker 1: think just the way he handled the conversation. Well, I
Speaker 1: just think my dad doesn't see him as a very
Speaker 1: ambitious guy. Okay, I get that your dad sees it
Speaker 1: that way, But you were the one that spent an
Speaker 1: entire night with Daniel. How did you feel when you
Speaker 1: were with him? I mean, I thought he was a
Speaker 1: good kisser. You do make a good point. Kissing is
Speaker 1: above ambition. Yeah, in terms of relationship rankings, So give it.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he'd want to go out
Speaker 1: with you. I don't know. Maybe we should just ask him,
Speaker 1: because I need to tell you, Rebecca, Daniel's been on
Speaker 1: the other line listening this higher time, very patiently, I
Speaker 1: might add, and he wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're serious for now the whole time. Thank you? Still there? Daniel?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? No, I I am here, and
Speaker 1: sun the disbelief. I don't know where to start. Your
Speaker 1: dad wrote me back. Your dad is the chemistry teacher
Speaker 1: a lot. Your dad was watching us make out. No,
Speaker 1: he was not watching us make out. That's the part
Speaker 1: we're supposed to believe. Yeah, because I called a radio
Speaker 1: station with my heart, you made me feel bad and
Speaker 1: this was never my intention, And I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 1: call you back like I really am. I think you're
Speaker 1: so nice. I just I don't know. You're such a
Speaker 1: good kister. I'm sure you heard that too, So I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish the best, but your future relationship hold on.
Speaker 1: Listen to the words that you're saying, Like it's obvious
Speaker 1: that you feel something for Daniel. Why do you have
Speaker 1: to listen to everything that your dad says based on
Speaker 1: a grade that Daniel got years ago? Yeah, exactly. That
Speaker 1: means like we hit it off, things were good. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have a good job, I got four h one
Speaker 1: k I'm doing things well. You guys are making me
Speaker 1: feel bad. I'm just trying to do Like it's it's hard.
Speaker 1: It's it's hard to navigate on all of you hard though,
Speaker 1: Like don't follow the pay. Your dad's a chemistry teacher.
Speaker 1: Everything is probably statistics and ratios and his whole wife. Well,
Speaker 1: and it's just like your dad will always see you
Speaker 1: as his little girl. Okay, there's you can't let him
Speaker 1: make adult decisions for you else you're never gonna do
Speaker 1: anything that has any risk attached. Exactly. You could end
Speaker 1: up pushing away an actually great guy because your dad's
Speaker 1: being too stubborn about this. Okay, so I have an idea. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make him retake that chemistry class again and
Speaker 1: get it. I've seen this movie, yo. But what if
Speaker 1: you just take a minute and like, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're still attached to my profile, you can still message
Speaker 1: me aka my dad. But what if you just took
Speaker 1: a minute and like wrote down how you feel and
Speaker 1: sent it and like pursued and showed my dad like
Speaker 1: you're serious about Rebecca, Rebecca, I have a better idea.
Speaker 1: What if we all tried to convince your dad together
Speaker 1: by doing an awkward Tuesday phone call. Oh wow, that
Speaker 1: would be awesome. I don't know if I could talk
Speaker 1: to this man, Rebecca. I know you don't know what
Speaker 1: that is, but that's a segment where we will call
Speaker 1: your dad and will help Daniel talk to him and
Speaker 1: have that conversation to convince him that he's a good
Speaker 1: guy and that he's worth giving another chance. To God,
Speaker 1: there's a part of me that thinks that could be amazing,
Speaker 1: because maybe my dad just needs to be put a
Speaker 1: little bit, you know, in his place, Daniel, Daniel, are
Speaker 1: you interested in doing that? I really I really like you, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: and I mean, this is super weird obviously, but it
Speaker 1: definitely felt like there was something really special there, So
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, maybe, okay, okay, so maybe okay. So
Speaker 1: normally i'd offer to send you guys out on another date,
Speaker 1: but we're going to put that to the side until
Speaker 1: we get Rebecca's father's approval. So tomorrow we can come
Speaker 1: back and call him in an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: Is that when we time travel back to nineteen fifties
Speaker 1: when this was still normal? Yes, if we have to,
Speaker 1: all right, So Daniel, make sure you do your homework
Speaker 1: before tomorrow, not your chemistry at home. It's like you're
Speaker 1: dating homework. Yeah, so this call is going to be
Speaker 1: a success. You're gonna have a pop quiz. It's my
Speaker 1: dad if you already met and you know him, so like,
Speaker 1: it's fine, no pressure, Yeah, I will be sure to
Speaker 1: do my bet all right, man, awkward Tuesday phone call,
Speaker 1: make sure you're listening tomorrow after this time, it's Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,