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Speaker 1: It's become one of the most popular shows on Netflix,

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Speaker 1: talking about worst Roommate Ever. It has a bunch of

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Speaker 1: episodes if you haven't seen, and I, for the life

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Speaker 1: of me, can't believe Jose wasn't featured on one.

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Speaker 2: Of them because he's lived alone for a long time.

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Speaker 3: So we all watched it, except for Brooke, who was

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Speaker 3: busy gaming An actually didn't watch it either.

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Speaker 1: But basically, it's a true crime documentary about people whose

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Speaker 1: lives were ruined because of their choice of housemates.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy crime because it's true.

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Speaker 5: I live for crime stories. I know.

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Speaker 3: I'll just no spoilers.

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Speaker 1: But there's a lot of deception, a lot of shadiness

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Speaker 1: sprinkled in with just a touch of murder.

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Speaker 4: So it's a bigger deal than just like borrowing something

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Speaker 4: from your roomy without asking.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, these are horrifyingly bad tales and real quick. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you guys didn't watch it, Alexis you watched it, what

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Speaker 1: do you think about it?

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Speaker 5: Well, some were really, really terrible and some I've thought

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Speaker 5: the people were kind of just dumb. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 2: Wait, the people who were getting scammed.

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Speaker 3: Or the people people who got scamed.

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Speaker 2: What was dumb about him?

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Speaker 5: She moved in with the man and didn't google him

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Speaker 5: before from craigslist.

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Speaker 3: Always look up the man. Google everybody Postmas driver.

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Speaker 5: Now you're gonna after they're hearing this.

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Speaker 1: Well, that show got us thinking good roommates are few

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Speaker 1: and far between, and a recent survey asked people to

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Speaker 1: share the weirdest, most disturbing things they ever caught their

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Speaker 1: roommates doing. Don't worry, we've taken out all the murder ones.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be a little more lighthearted than answered the

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Speaker 4: murder murder.

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Speaker 1: Let's just get into it right here, okay. Number seven

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Speaker 1: says one night, I caught my roommate cleaning the dishes

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Speaker 1: by actually licking the plates clean and putting them back

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Speaker 1: into the cover.

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Speaker 4: Yeh, that's something my four year old would do, not

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Speaker 4: an actual adult.

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Speaker 1: The weirdest part is he knew there was dish show

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Speaker 1: because sometimes the soap would be on his nightstand next

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Speaker 3: I still don't want to know what he was using it.

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Speaker 2: From that sounds like, I mean something was clean in

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Speaker 3: I want to know what.

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Speaker 1: Number six says I had a strange roommate who was

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Speaker 1: very possessive over all her stuff. She didn't want me

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Speaker 1: to touch anything. The strangest one was that she taped

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Speaker 1: so if she wanted to check the time, she'd pull

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Speaker 1: the paper back, peek in, and then quickly cover it

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Speaker 4: But I feel like this is a person who had

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Speaker 4: a lot of siblings and then finally moved out and

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Speaker 3: Hey, what time is it? Leave me alone yourself by

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Speaker 3: your own cloth.

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Speaker 1: Number five says, I remember one of my roommates had

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Speaker 1: a secret booger wall in our room. I agree with it,

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Speaker 1: said on move out day he revealed a portion of

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Speaker 1: the wall he covered up with books, and he admitted

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Speaker 3: Last two years.

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Speaker 1: I kid you not. There was a giant, yellow, brown

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Speaker 2: I'm I mean.

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Speaker 4: That's the thing we discussed is that we didn't actually

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Speaker 4: have to see it, and I'm still scarred.

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Speaker 2: I can't very interesting, yeah, very chic textured wall.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us, we're going over a survey

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Speaker 1: where people shared the strangest, weirdest things they ever caught

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Speaker 1: their roommates doing. Number four says, I once walked out

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I thought he.

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Speaker 1: May have slipped or been injured or something, So I

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Speaker 1: asked if he was all right, and he said he

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Speaker 1: just wanted to get himself dirty before hopping into the shower,

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Speaker 3: Minutes or so.

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Speaker 4: Two questions here, Why was your floor so dirty that

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Speaker 2: Up a lot of stuff?

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Speaker 3: What was the second question?

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Speaker 2: I mean he wasn't dirty enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's getting two things done at once.

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Speaker 1: He's cleaning the kitchen and eventually going to clean himself.

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Speaker 2: I guess it is a different way to him, different

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Speaker 3: Mop I mean, I think that's smarty.

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Speaker 2: His name was Swiffer.

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Speaker 1: We've been talking about the weirdest, most bizarre things people

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Speaker 1: ever caught their roommates doing because of the new Netflix

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Speaker 1: series that's taken the whole world by storm.

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Speaker 3: Worst Roommate Ever. These aren't quite as bad as those,

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Speaker 3: but those are really bad. Those are horrible.

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Speaker 2: He's more like lighthearted haha.

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Speaker 3: Morline though, Let's keep going. Number three.

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Speaker 1: On my first day of college, I had a roommate

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Speaker 1: who cooked a big batch of spaghetti bolonnaise for all

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Speaker 1: the students.

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Speaker 3: On our floor.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: He ended out plates of food all the people that

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Speaker 1: wanted them, and then afterwards we went back into our

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Speaker 1: room and he showed me that he used a can

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Speaker 1: of dog food in the sauce and started laughing. Maniacar, No,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, is that illegal?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to die? Are you asking? Because you

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Speaker 3: want to try it?

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Speaker 8: Any of your food?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I've been a poor college student before. Sometimes

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Speaker 4: you got to work with what you can get.

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Speaker 8: Food.

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Speaker 2: Some of my dog's food.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, dag, this looks pretty dope.

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Speaker 3: There's actual peas in eggs or cheap I'm telling you.

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Speaker 3: One of these.

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Speaker 1: Stories is about Brooke Brook is definitely one of the

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Speaker 1: bad roommates.

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Speaker 4: I have a great roommate in your mind, A little messy,

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Speaker 3: Let's keep going.

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Speaker 1: Number two says my roommate had a girlfriend that didn't

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Speaker 3: Here it is, here's brooke.

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Speaker 4: I can tell I used to have my boyfriend that

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Speaker 4: went to a different school stay in my bunk bed

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Speaker 2: Should apologize to my roommate. If she's listening, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: they said.

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Speaker 1: Whenever she swung by, they would just stay in bed,

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Speaker 1: keep the lights off, order delivery, and never come out

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's turns.

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Speaker 1: Out they were babysitting and just let it roam.

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Speaker 1: And the number one weirdest thing somebody caught their roommate doing,

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Speaker 1: had his dad come visit for a weekend. The two

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Speaker 1: partied at fraternities together. I guess my roommate thought it

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Speaker 1: was totally okay to have his father sleep completely naked in.

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Speaker 3: My bed without permission.

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Speaker 1: I came back from my morning classes and opened the

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Speaker 1: out from under my bedsheet.

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Speaker 3: Oh girls, okay.

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Speaker 4: Brook, yes or no, well my dad is naked.

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Speaker 1: That's the one.

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Speaker 3: It will be.

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Speaker 2: I never that never happened in my life, but it

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Speaker 2: got was the scenario. It's not far off.

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Speaker 1: But I'm guessing our listeners have had some hilarious nightmare

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Speaker 3: I want those people to text.

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Speaker 1: Into seven eight five nine two right now, tell us

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Speaker 1: about your weirdest roommates ever. Yes, we'll hear your stories.

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Speaker 1: Next text into seven eight five nine two. That says,

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Speaker 1: one time I woke up in the middle of the

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Speaker 3: Oh heck no.

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Speaker 1: I peeked around the corner and found my roommate fast

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Speaker 1: asleep in our sink.

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Speaker 4: That's impressive, tiny, that was a big sink.

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Speaker 1: An industrial We've been talking about the weirdest and most

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Speaker 3: Dude, does everybody just hate their roommate because.

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Speaker 2: It's just shocked John. I think they're different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we's actually got a few of them on the

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Speaker 1: So let's talk to Dorian. Tell us about your worst

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Speaker 8: Okay, so, like my very first college roommates, I've never

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Speaker 8: And this dude was a total dirtback. He hated doing laundry.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And is this someone you were assigned to in

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we didn't have the choice.

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Speaker 3: What was this guy's deal?

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Speaker 8: So, like, he hated doing laundry, and I realized at

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Speaker 8: So find out he had been quote unquote borrowing my underwear.

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Speaker 8: And then I caught yeah, yeah, my underwear, dude. And

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Speaker 8: and I literally caught him trying to return unwashed undia

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Speaker 4: Wash.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I try and sell him online for a profit

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's an opportunity.

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Speaker 2: Did you confront him?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely in the worst of ways, Like I'm I literally

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Speaker 8: walk in and he's trying to put them back in

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Speaker 8: my drawer and he's like, oops, I thought they were mine.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, that honest mistakes. Sometimes I put my underwear

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Speaker 3: in other people's dressers too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, say you just need on sexy underwear like I have,

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Speaker 4: and then nobody wants to steal that.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about parachute.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk to Stephanie. Tell us about the worst roommate

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Speaker 1: you ever had.

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Speaker 6: I had this roommate who would sleepwalk all the time.

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Speaker 6: I'm so crazy, Yes, but not only that, get worse

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Speaker 6: to where she would cook in her sleep.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is dangerous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So sometimes you know, we'd find her like at two am,

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Speaker 6: breaking eggs into the same which we were going to

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Speaker 2: So she wasn't even a good cook in her sleep.

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Speaker 1: Could be forgivable if she was Gordon Ramsy.

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Speaker 3: She puts too much onions in my omelet.

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Speaker 6: One night, it got so bad that I woke up

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Speaker 6: to smoke, alarm going off, and I go into the

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Speaker 6: kitchen and it is it is on fire, and she

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Speaker 6: is not there. So thankfully I knew where eric'stinguisher was.

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Speaker 6: We had one and I put it out. But like,

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Speaker 6: we had a little talk and I'm surprised she agreed

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Speaker 6: to it, but it worked for us. She let me

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Speaker 6: duct tape her ankles to the bed at night before bedtime.

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Speaker 2: Who's a weird roommate, Yah.

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Speaker 4: Locks on doors work too, not with her?

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Speaker 9: You want to, Dawn, If you're just joining us, we're

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Speaker 9: talking to our listeners about the weirdest roommates that they've

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Speaker 9: ever had because of the Netflix show Worst Roommate Ever.

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Speaker 3: Peter tell us about your worst roommate ever.

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Speaker 7: Well, I lived with a roommate in the house for

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Speaker 7: about a year, and after about six months, the house

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Speaker 7: started smelling like really really bad.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's a house of guys, right.

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Speaker 7: I mean, we kept it clean though that was It

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Speaker 7: wasn't like crazy dirty. We kept it pretty clean, at

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Speaker 7: least I tried to, okay, And after a while, I

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Speaker 7: just I didn't know what it was. I was driving

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Speaker 7: me crazy. I mean it smelled like have you guys,

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Speaker 7: sort of like animals getting caught in like yeah, Ben

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Speaker 2: It's well, kind of like death like decay.

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Speaker 5: It did.

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Speaker 7: It smelled like that.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, did you find out what it was?

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Speaker 6: Here's what happens.

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Speaker 7: So I called my landlord and he hired like this

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Speaker 10: Apparently my roommate had been keeping dozens of fish carcasses

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Speaker 10: in his closet. Yeah, he was apparently saving them for

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Speaker 5: He said that was going to.

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Speaker 7: Make him millions of dollars.

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Speaker 4: Oultural please with like fish bones. I could actually kind

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Speaker 3: It's a commentary on how the earth is slowly dying. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: gross fish in the closet, I mean fish.

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Speaker 1: We got time for one more. Let's talk to Grace.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about your worst roommate of all time.

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Speaker 5: So this is years ago. I had this roommate and

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Speaker 5: she refused to buy a toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: To buy it, so like she just made everybody else

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it was just like she's like it's just

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Speaker 5: a waste so many and you know it doesn't matter,

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Speaker 5: you know, but you need it right and it's a

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Speaker 5: us started hiding it, right or like taking our own

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Speaker 4: Okay, so everybody's got their secret stash of TP so

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Speaker 4: that she can't use it.

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Speaker 2: Very passive aggressive house.

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Speaker 5: Well we like it. We were like, I don't have

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Speaker 5: time for this. It's we were trying to force her

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Speaker 5: to buy her own by hiding ours, so she didn't

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Speaker 5: get the hint at all. She started hoarding napkins from restaurants.

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Speaker 2: It's sourceful.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I thought it was going to be grosser,

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Speaker 4: to be honest, but that's going to clog it toilet.

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Speaker 5: To Well, I'll go out to dinner, we come home,

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Speaker 5: and the basement is killed because she's clogged the toilet

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Speaker 5: and mursed a pipe.

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Speaker 8: The poor landlord.

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Speaker 5: I still think about that sometimes. I'm like, oh, that

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Speaker 5: poor man man.

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Speaker 1: So the lesson that we should all take away from

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Speaker 1: this is what exactly what are you saying saying.

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Speaker 5: That murder is not legal or good.

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Speaker 2: I thought you just.

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Speaker 5: Asked her to move out, bius cycle toilet paper. Don't

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Speaker 5: murder your roommates.

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Speaker 3: All right, that's a good lesson.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna try and stay on your good side. Grace

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Speaker 1: and text seven eight. Keep telling us about your worst

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Speaker 1: roommates ever. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,