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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today subject

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Speaker 1: She's been a cheater since high school. Ain't nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with since high school? Right now, the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Now? Insurance?

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Speaker 1: Huh in sharance? What's that about? I don't know. First

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Speaker 1: of all, it's insurance. Now. A lot of people ensure

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Speaker 1: their car, their homes, you know, their their their bodies,

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Speaker 1: health wise people, life insurance, you do all of that.

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Speaker 1: But you know, sometimes you got to ensure your stripples

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Speaker 1: if you own a strip club. You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: That right there, makes a difference in life. Yeah for you,

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Speaker 1: I mean no, I didn't sometimes insurance let me die there, okay,

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Speaker 1: let shues you know, and and nothing. It's it's not

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Speaker 1: necessarily uh in other words, calling another words colors here?

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Speaker 1: How did he say? Crazy? Is it serious? All right?

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Speaker 1: Cat dog, let's go. Let's calling in sharances is Joseph?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Uh? Yeah, jose about your doing? Man?

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Speaker 1: I got you, um your number? Uh, well, so I

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Speaker 1: give me your card? Told me you have an insurance

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Speaker 1: coming you might be to help me. Absolutely, we'll love

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Speaker 1: to help you. We'll love you help. Okay, listen, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm seeking some insurance. And what all insurance that you

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Speaker 1: guys had? What what all you all cover? We have

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Speaker 1: automobile insarance, home insurance, we have life insurance, fire, flood,

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Speaker 1: pretty much h everything exactly what happened in challenge you

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Speaker 1: we're looking for. Okay, we'll see I need. I have

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Speaker 1: my own business, my own company. I like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what I what I'm want? What I'm trying to do, man,

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Speaker 1: is I'm trying to make sure I have insurance for

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Speaker 1: the people underneath me. Okay, your employees, Yeah, exactly exactly

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Speaker 1: I want to I want my employees to be insured. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, like if something that happens to them, they

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Speaker 1: can get they can get work, mis camp, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. I want to be able to to

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Speaker 1: accommodate them that way. Is that? And are you able

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Speaker 1: to help me with out with something like that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I am able to help you. I just need to

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Speaker 1: ask you a few questions. How many how many employees

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Speaker 1: to ask right now? I have I got six, well,

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Speaker 1: I got four that's working full time. I got to

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Speaker 1: that that worked predominantly on the weekends. Okay, so I

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Speaker 1: got let me think real quick, let me got I

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Speaker 1: got settlement, I got ice jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: sir um, sir an again? Uh smitty, okay, okay, um

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Speaker 1: um what type of fantasy, sir um? Well, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a UM, I'm a I'm a PC.

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Speaker 1: And um I'm sorry PC. Oh personal consultant. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm pretty close. Pretty close. That's that's that's

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Speaker 1: pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And and

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Speaker 1: what it is me? I got um, you know, I

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Speaker 1: got I'm sorry did you say pleasure consulting? Right right?

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Speaker 1: What what that is, man, is is you know I

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Speaker 1: pleasurized people that want to be pleasurized. Like I have

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Speaker 1: girls that may dance for you. Uh some may come

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Speaker 1: out and and uh do other things for you, a

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Speaker 1: p private parties, that kind of thing. Are you trying

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Speaker 1: to Are you trying to ensure stripping or a call girl? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I mean I'm trying to ensure. What I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to ensure, I mean I give all my girl

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Speaker 1: ten ninety nine at the end of the year. I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know what. This is an insurance company.

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Speaker 1: This is a reperable company. We don't ensure call girls stupers.

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to ensure my product. I mean the

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Speaker 1: way it kind of me is right now, everybody got

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Speaker 1: to look out for themselves, but I got to ensure

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Speaker 1: what I need to ensure so in case things go bad. Man,

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Speaker 1: I can bounce back on that. I understand that, sir,

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Speaker 1: and I do. I mean, I'm a businessman just like

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Speaker 1: you are, sir. But we don't ensure called up strippers.

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Speaker 1: So so hold on, I got your car. Man, you're

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Speaker 1: trying to tell me that now you can't give me

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Speaker 1: no insurance. We can't ensure call girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: tell me what type of duties today perform? Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean what kind of doing? I mean

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Speaker 1: they say have to on the application, I have to

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Speaker 1: put down what type of duties you we're gonna put

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Speaker 1: down now? Uh? Exiotic dance, you know. Uh, and see

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Speaker 1: since they are there for people that like, uh need

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Speaker 1: to have some personal attention. Man, you know, we just

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Speaker 1: put something else down, like you know, counseling. You know

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Speaker 1: he's prostitudes. You want to ensure prostitutes. I'm not saying that, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not stop saying that. Don't say that normal. That's

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Speaker 1: not what I'm saying. I'm saying that's what that's what

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Speaker 1: they are. Well, why don't you put down PC? Man?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you? Why don't you put down pleasure consultant

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Speaker 1: for mansultant? So we don't do that here. Um, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to help you. Sure we don't do

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Speaker 1: that here. You can't ensure a prostitute. Then I tell you,

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Speaker 1: don't say that no more. I told you this right

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Speaker 1: here is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant. That's somebody

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Speaker 1: that gave me this business card and told me that

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Speaker 1: you'll be able to take care of me. And now

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Speaker 1: here you he is coming back saying you can't see

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Speaker 1: this one is starting to be some the smitte Now, uh, sir,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to refrain from using that language. Is no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: They're telling me that you are able to insure me. Man,

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Speaker 1: you don't want coming back with some bogus right, we

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Speaker 1: don't ensure any type of ghetto mass prostitute called girls. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's some street junk that we don't do here. Man, listen,

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Speaker 1: I was told you can ensure me, and guess what

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Speaker 1: you go insure me. I'm gonna go back and forth

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Speaker 1: with you. Dog. I'm gonna come down that to your office,

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Speaker 1: and I want to. I want these papers filled out

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Speaker 1: until I can sign them. So I don't know. Look, man,

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Speaker 1: we don't ensure No prostitutes are no are those steppers? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So we don't do that, and you're not gonna come

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Speaker 1: down to my office with this ghetto mess. We don't

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Speaker 1: do that. Who do you think you all of that? Man?

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Speaker 1: You you don't know who you're only with? Now, don't

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Speaker 1: left this corporate over the phone corporate voice fool you

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Speaker 1: because I can get gangster. Hey man, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you thank you now, we don't do that here.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, look let me tell you. So I'm on

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Speaker 1: my way down there. Okay, do not come to this office.

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Speaker 1: You come to this office. I'm coming to the office.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna inshure my girls for me. If somebody that

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Speaker 1: gave me your card and told me you can take

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Speaker 1: care of me on the low, and that's what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do now. I need my damn instuting for my

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Speaker 1: girl's dog. That's all I'm trying to get you know

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Speaker 1: what you bring you to me steps with? Because we

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Speaker 1: don't do it and I will not. And if you

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Speaker 1: bring you something, You're gonna get you. What I mean,

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Speaker 1: I got on you. Can you talking to I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to you now, trying to be nice and I try

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Speaker 1: to be perfectional. Don't you bring them after my office.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep you. You ain't selling them. And I

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Speaker 1: got one of my friends. I need to say to you.

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Speaker 1: You listening? Yes, what you got to sell to me?

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Speaker 1: Don't I do not? And short passive? Okay, what do

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Speaker 1: you have to tell me? I got to tell you

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Speaker 1: this bet is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy. Oh I'm chill

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Speaker 1: that boy I was gonna do. I came. I believe

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Speaker 1: me this. Oh hell, y'all got me boy? Oh it

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Speaker 1: is here, man, let me it is here. What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land, The Steve Harley Morning I mean, I mean

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Speaker 1: you too much, but but but but but you feel

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Speaker 1: me though, right, yes, I mean you you, thank you, Ja,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Jay, thank you. A lot of people need

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Speaker 1: in sharings. People need in sarious. You are you need

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Speaker 1: to make sure that you are ensuring everything that you

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Speaker 1: are doing, and people work from me that they need

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Speaker 1: in sarious guessing all the money and all this stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I can't have no in sharings. Thank you. Coming

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Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters, so object, she's been a cheater

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Speaker 1: since high school. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the same Harvey Morning showm