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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, start your engines ring, minging ming ming, ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming. So I'm going to Charleston right to shoot

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Speaker 1: the righteous gimpstones. And so I bought all this weed, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Do you think I can go on the plane with

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Speaker 1: this amount of weed that I'm about to show you on?

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Speaker 1: You want to carry it on? Don't you just pack it? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pack it, but yeah, you're fine. Okay, shove

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Speaker 1: it up. I'm gonna get I might shove some of

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Speaker 1: it up my ass. No, some of it is suppositories, Okay, tight.

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Speaker 1: I got chocolate chip cookies, which I'm pretty stoked on.

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Speaker 1: I got, I know, I got to candy bars. You know,

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Speaker 1: should we be like saying how many years it is

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Speaker 1: in prison for each item? Yeah? Okay, that's none. There's

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Speaker 1: no years for flying with a bunch of weeds to

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Speaker 1: a place there's not legal. Is it not illegal in Charleston? No,

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Speaker 1: that's the whole that's what we're talking about. You'd be

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Speaker 1: fine gummies. And then a bag of these. What I'm

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Speaker 1: super stoked on are these little tiny mini joints, but

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Speaker 1: they're covered in keith. Guy, I remember them. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually Adam, Adam, I'm actually back. I'm back smoking, dude,

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Speaker 1: So like, wait that really? I swear to you guys,

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Speaker 1: I swear good god, Oh my god. Yeah, I'm smoking

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Speaker 1: some weed. Yeah. Will you ever mess with these little doggies?

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Speaker 1: I mess with those dogs? Will you tell everyone at

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Speaker 1: home with those little doggies? Are they're called? I haven't

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Speaker 1: smoked at me, and I'm excited. I'm kind of like

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Speaker 1: saving him for Charleston because I leave Monday. And uh,

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Speaker 1: what are those little doggies. They're called baby teeters and

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Speaker 1: their little tiny joints and they're covered in keith on

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Speaker 1: the outside. And he's excited about if there are anything

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Speaker 1: like the bigger ones. They taste yummy, yummy for my dummy.

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Speaker 1: So your preference is smoking. I do. I like to smoke? Uh,

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Speaker 1: join too, but then I also like a yummy ed

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Speaker 1: as well. And why do you like smoking most of all? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Because you're you're about hashtag fitness and I'm just wondering

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Speaker 1: if it's like hinders or does it help no smoking weed.

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Speaker 1: I won't say it helps because I you know, I

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Speaker 1: think I get it's science. I think it's science. Science,

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Speaker 1: it's science. Know. Some sometimes I'll get I'll get a

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Speaker 1: little stoned, and especially if i'm doing cardio, like if

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Speaker 1: I'm on the bike, I just kind of get in

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Speaker 1: the zone and I'm pumping them pads. Yeah. But what

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Speaker 1: I'm really messing with lately is the packs of these

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Speaker 1: little joints called selfies, And there's twelve mini pre rules

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Speaker 1: that comes in one pack, and it's perfect if you're

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Speaker 1: just smoking by yourself, because my world doesn't smoke, so

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Speaker 1: a lot of times it's just me getting high by

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Speaker 1: myself and there's a perfect amount. But I got two

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Speaker 1: giant bags full of weed, and we don't think that

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Speaker 1: me traveling, I'm going to get in any kind of

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Speaker 1: whoop see doozles. Here's what I would I would say

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Speaker 1: if you're if you're nervous about it, I think you

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Speaker 1: could pack some of that stuff with you on your

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Speaker 1: in your I wouldn't just bring it with you on

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Speaker 1: your carry on in case they check it, because they'll

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Speaker 1: be like yo, what the fun. They're like, Hey, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot of If they put in the check luggage,

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Speaker 1: all good. The other thing you could do is just

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Speaker 1: mail it to yourself. Just mail it to the fucking address.

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Speaker 1: Also illegal, Yeah, but nobody checks. I would strap it

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Speaker 1: all to your chest, just under your shirt. It's a

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Speaker 1: good idea and it might puff out a little bit.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, um, swear a puffy jacket. Just wear a

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Speaker 1: puffy jacket where sunglasses inside. You know, no one will

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Speaker 1: bother you. Um, I think that'll be a good look

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Speaker 1: for riding on an airplane. There you go. Well, I

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Speaker 1: just came back. When I came back from Mexico after

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Speaker 1: doing uh wedding stuff, I'm an international on drug smuggler

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Speaker 1: because I I smuggled drugs to Mexico, well just weed,

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Speaker 1: and allegedly I'm telling you that I did. And then yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm allegedly telling the truth. And then on the way

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Speaker 1: back I didn't want to. I didn't smoke all the

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Speaker 1: and Chloe. As we're going through, you know how, they're like, uh,

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Speaker 1: drug sniffing dog that smells you when you're coming back

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Speaker 1: through customs. There's two lines and the line that I

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Speaker 1: And I'm like yeah, And then Chloe calls me back

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Speaker 1: and goes, Adam, the weed that you have on you,

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Speaker 1: come look at this dog exactly she goes. She goes, Adam, No,

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Speaker 1: you gotta have the dog smell you. And I'm like yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I'm like what And I didn't want to go No,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. So I walked back and had this dog

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Speaker 1: smell my bag. Uh, and didn't The dog didn't give

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Speaker 1: a ship. I had like three joints on me. You

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Speaker 1: just didn't didn't care. But I mean that dog must

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Speaker 1: have been so high already from sniff and everything. Think

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Speaker 1: it's a thing that you really I think people just

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Speaker 1: look the other way. I've had people look the other

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Speaker 1: way after looking at my marijuana on both international and

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Speaker 1: on on domestic flights. Do you think that's because they

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Speaker 1: recognize you as Carl from Worcoholics has to be at

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Speaker 1: all it's just because it's not worth it. It's just

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Speaker 1: like it's one little pen that's got a little weed

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Speaker 1: in it. And they're like, well, you say that until

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Speaker 1: you visit Thailand and all of a sudden you're there.

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Speaker 1: You're in a hut with bamboo shoots going through your

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Speaker 1: you know, underneath your fingernails. Crazy, you're saying torture, torturing, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's roight. Have you ever seen Locked Up in a

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Speaker 1: broad Homie? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I hear you. I actually

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Speaker 1: haven't watched that show too much. I haven't seen. Oh

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Speaker 1: you should watch that. That one's gnarly. It's always it's

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Speaker 1: always like what's usually like it's like some twenty year

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Speaker 1: old girl and she's like, I met this guy. He

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Speaker 1: was really fun. And then she said we could go

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Speaker 1: to a ruben vacation with them if I just have

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Speaker 1: to stick this balloon up my ass. And I didn't

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Speaker 1: know what it was, and I just thought this guy's kinky.

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Speaker 1: And then she is that your dick? Yes, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: my dick, and keep my dick in you on this

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Speaker 1: entire fly detachable penis? Did chiz? What is that? It's

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Speaker 1: my jizz? Um? Don't make fun of me. I'm super

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Speaker 1: sensitive about it. If you love me, you won't say

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Speaker 1: anything about it, Okay, uh yeah, And it's and then

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Speaker 1: but then every once in a while, it's just like

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Speaker 1: a stoner. It was like she was the stoner friend. Stephanie,

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Speaker 1: the stoner friend. She wore hemp necklaces and had beads

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Speaker 1: in her hair. We all love Stephanie. And then Stephanie

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Speaker 1: brings like a graham of marijuana to the Philippines or

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Speaker 1: where the funk ever, and suddenly she's locked away for

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Speaker 1: like twenty years, damn over like the tiniest amount of wheat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't sunk around. Yeah. The most nervous I've ever

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Speaker 1: gotten was bringing weed to international as, like in in

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Speaker 1: pretty confident in um going to Mexico because I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, they're down, they're down, they're down, they're cool

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Speaker 1: down here. I still wrap it, double wrap it, shrink it.

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Speaker 1: Oh should I do stuff to it? I was just

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Speaker 1: gonna literally put it in a tie dye hooded sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: You flip it in reverse. It I still like, you know,

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Speaker 1: double shrink, wrap, vacuum see all that ship and put

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Speaker 1: it into places. Yeah, I go to those links. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for advice here and you're just telling me

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Speaker 1: to stick it in my luggage one second. And then

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Speaker 1: when you're going to Charleston. I'm not worried about America.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about when you're going international. I hope you're

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Speaker 1: I hope you're okay. Oh, I'm sorry, you're so bored, Honors.

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Speaker 1: When we're talking about drugs, can we talk about swimming

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Speaker 1: or something? Us Christ, we're talking about packing luggage basically

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Speaker 1: to yourself. No, we're talking about smuggling drugs. Man, tell

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Speaker 1: me a fucking story about Hi. You know what. We're

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Speaker 1: really just talking about fears. We're talking about fears here, okay,

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Speaker 1: And it's okay to talk about fears with your buds

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Speaker 1: improv yes in the situation. Okay, he kind of did

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Speaker 1: like to talk about getting in jail in prison abroad.

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Speaker 1: That's does your look? Do you have like zippers on

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Speaker 1: your luggage or go back to the luggage? Okay, you

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Speaker 1: roll your t shirts or do you fold them? I

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Speaker 1: actually don't have zipper something luggage. It's actually kind of

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Speaker 1: a thing now we're talking about Wait, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean it's kind of a thing. What the fund is

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Speaker 1: that the little parts of the actually the part that

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Speaker 1: you grab when you zip. I don't know where it went, man,

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Speaker 1: someone stole my parts. The dongle came off, the grabby part.

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Speaker 1: You can need to replace that. Put a couple of

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Speaker 1: paper clips in there, man, Just thread it through, twisted

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Speaker 1: up and fucking grab that ship. Yeah I could, I could,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want it to look too jankie. I

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Speaker 1: don't want people to be like, obviously this guy smuggling

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Speaker 1: just a hot, hot tip for everybody's struggling with their

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Speaker 1: and that's been how to pack your drugs. He's gone, Chloe.

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Speaker 1: I'm alone here in Charleston for like the next month,

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Speaker 1: which I'm like a little worried about because every time

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Speaker 1: she was like he's a drug addict. I'm out of

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Speaker 1: the nicely of saying left him. She uh let cooked

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Speaker 1: she'll be back. At him in a month or something.

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Speaker 1: She shouldn't say, but she's come back. You know, girls

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Speaker 1: bring all their luggage and clothes with them look nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said this is scary Sunday. And did scary. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I think that. Yeah, I think that's where my head

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Speaker 1: was at. I was like, well, maybe I spent some time.

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Speaker 1: I brought all these edibles here with me. I might

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Speaker 1: as well munch on a few of them. And how

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Speaker 1: did you pack those? How did you get those there?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. I just put him in my

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Speaker 1: By the way, McBride saw all my edibles and he

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Speaker 1: was like, how the fund did you get all these here?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I just put him in my luggage.

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Speaker 1: He goes, your fucking psychopath, dude. Well let's expound on that.

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Speaker 1: Like zippers there are do you have like one of

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Speaker 1: those little rainbow tassels so you know it's your luggage, Sam,

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Speaker 1: don't no, No, it's to me, it's quality ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, he thought I was a fucking lunatic. Your

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Speaker 1: your advice was just to throw it in my backpack.

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Speaker 1: I agree, that's crazy. You know what THEVES is mad

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Speaker 1: about luggage is because this brol used to have the

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Speaker 1: roller bag and take it to school. He wasn't a

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Speaker 1: backpack that. He was a rolling bag dude, I can

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Speaker 1: get Yeah, were a rollerbag kid. So this is how crazy,

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Speaker 1: this is how old I am. There's just before I

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Speaker 1: kids that would take the rollerbag to school. I think

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Speaker 1: what Blake is trying to do. He's trying to paint

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Speaker 1: the picture of Dir's as he's that type of kid.

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Speaker 1: He's a fucking teacher though goodbye. Well, there were there

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Speaker 1: love this print. The the computer forward. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: That was it? All right? Blake? I think I think

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Speaker 1: that's fair. I got a Gateway computer. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: have my money back? For real? Well, Anna is saying

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Speaker 1: for sure books were crazy heavy, but that's why you

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Speaker 1: Blake has no fucking clue what you're talking about. She

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Speaker 1: Everyone at home is freaking out, Blake. You're making up stories.

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Speaker 1: in there. No, I was with you, guys. I'm smoking

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Speaker 1: never did that? Did I smoked Capriz? Dude? You remember that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how you also stayed away from it too?

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Speaker 1: You're projecting Homie. You're the dude smuggled with his feet player.

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Speaker 1: I was roller Robbie. Yeah. You it all comes out

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Speaker 1: finally your ascid Hayes is cleared, and you realized that

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Speaker 1: high school. Then Kyle was my friend by default. Kyle

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Speaker 1: Kyle wasn't even there smoked this cigarette? Come on man? Okay, well, hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't care he assume away. Okay, Kyle, you now

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Speaker 1: Did you fly down with that in your suitcase? And

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Speaker 1: how to travel with I did Adam, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for asking. I drove down with my news Samsonite

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Speaker 1: roller bag? All right, SAMSONI how do we not have

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Speaker 1: a Samsonite? Oh my god, that is sick. It's got

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Speaker 1: I like those luggage talk is back. I like those

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Speaker 1: but I want that hard talk about Can you charge

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Speaker 1: And then and then when you roll it on, they

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Speaker 1: and it's your soul purpose is to blow this plane

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Speaker 1: because they can't. They you're you're not allowed to keep

420
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: it in your suitcase while you travel. I'm sorry, what

421
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,439
Speaker 1: are we talking about? A charger? You guys are blowing

422
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: my mind. I just want to pack my suitcase. Oh

423
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 1: my god, the charger in the in the bag in

424
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: the bag. So there's one that's like it's like inside

425
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: the bag. It's very handy if you could travel with it.

426
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 1: But then you go through and then every I took

427
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: it out right away because I got hassled, and then

428
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: I just keep it in my backpack. You're not allowed

429
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: to keep it in the suitcase because I guess one

430
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: got stuck and then got warm and then they fired

431
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: a plane somewhere like this is this, Yeah, but no

432
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: fire happened. It was just warm. This is a way

433
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: there we go. We got a mando that sucks. That's

434
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 1: too bad. Yeah, because it was a good feature, dude,

435
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 1: And I love We're talking luk Man on this almost

436
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: high holiday, dude. I'm excited. I love some luggage, dude.

437
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: Look at you. You're leaning in clothes. Now is it?

438
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: You zip it in half and open it and then

439
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: are both sides zipped closed within the opening? Or just

440
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,239
Speaker 1: one side? Dude? I love that. That's how I fused. Oh,

441
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: I got the one side right now, But I got

442
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 1: another piece of luggage that has the two sides that

443
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: and I like that one Oh my god, I like

444
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: that one a little bit better off. Now you're Sam's

445
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: nite that hard case because I've been Look, I'm an

446
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: eye in that one. Dude. I saw that, and I'm

447
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: giving in some side. I what's that like? Mary kan Hey,

448
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: that's what all t I I nations thinking about this

449
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: luggage talk. My god, man, it's four nineteen. It's four eve, dude.

450
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: But yeah, but see we're looping back around because Adam

451
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 1: was a were you a too me guy? Adam? What happened?

452
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh god? Come on? Was it to me boy? Thank

453
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: you for cute. I have to thank you for bringing

454
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: me back in hot hot But I was a to

455
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: me guy at all, to me everything it's too expensive.

456
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: You have to me, you're not that guy. Pell tush.

457
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: Chloe said. One of the first things that she was

458
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: attracted to me about, what attracted me to her was

459
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: my monogram. And we met a boy on an airplane,

460
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: right this booty obviously, but we met on an airplane

461
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: and she noticed the monogrammed matching to me luggage set

462
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: that I had, and she was like, oh, this boy's

463
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: an adult man. But you know that was like damn

464
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: near a decade ago. That I got that set. It's

465
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 1: time to read up my lifestyle. When you got that too,

466
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: me bag, I got my two me bag, I got

467
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: it in grave too, I got the I call it

468
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: in grave Graham. You know, yeah, dude, I also I

469
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: also misspeak a lot and saying graves as well. Yeah,

470
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: it's definitely the correct way to say it is monogram.

471
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: But I don't know has to be like a hard yeah,

472
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: hard surface because is that because of like a gravestone.

473
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: Do you think I would guess? Yeah? I think you

474
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: put it in your grave. Do you think that it's

475
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: like on grave? It's actually French, it's like on rave,

476
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: like on guard. But possible, well said god Dan. You

477
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: guys are a couple of the smartest dudes. I know.

478
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: I believe everything you say. I'm not smart coming in.

479
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: This reminds me of the episode of Lcoholics when when

480
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: Blake was saying the word garage comes from go rage,

481
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, absolutely, Jesus Christ, your genius. Alright. We

482
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: remember when luggage, no, please tell us more about luggage.

483
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,199
Speaker 1: We remember when luggage came in with the two wells, right,

484
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: and then suddenly suddenly it was four and you dragged

485
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: it completely upright. But you can still drag it on

486
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: two and that blew my fucking mind. I know. But

487
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: do you drag it on four or do you drag

488
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: it on too? Still? Well, if I have, may I

489
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: speak on this, man, I speak on this. I got

490
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: the stamps to Night Samp with the four rollers, first

491
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: roller bag I've had with four, and god damn man,

492
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm using all four. I'm using all four. But it

493
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: makes you. I love it. It's so smooth waters you

494
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 1: walk kind of like upright as it was like nice

495
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: and like rugged, dragging it with you. You're a man

496
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: with a bag forever for years. I'm only probably like

497
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: three years into taking an actual roller bag. And by

498
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: the way, Blake is laughing because he's a Duffel bag boy.

499
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: We'll get to that. Go ahead at him. Absolutely, yeah,

500
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: he is a Duffel bag bag boy. He's a weekender.

501
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: I was a Duffel bag boy for years until I

502
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: started to travel all the time. And then when I

503
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: would go on tour and do stand up and you're

504
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: in a different city every night, and then you gotta

505
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: have this fucking Duffel bags the whole time. It becomes

506
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: like pointless, like you're working out when you're just so

507
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: fucking tired. You gotta have a roller roller, man, you

508
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: gotta have the roller back. Sometimes I'll do a Duffle

509
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: every once in a while they would just switch it. Hey,

510
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: a nice leather dude, So it's that stinky Leathery Duffle,

511
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: Corey Duffel. Shout out absolutely, Wait is there Corey duff

512
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: Who's Corey Duffle and he's a conquered Shout out to

513
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: Corey Duffle. Yeah, big shout out to Corey Duffle. It's

514
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: Corey Duffy. But we were we were making a pun

515
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: man at his points. It's not very funny. Hey, I

516
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: know a guy named Duffy. Shout out to him. Wait,

517
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: his name's Corey Duffele. What are you talking about, skater

518
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: from Conquered? Are you talking about the dude who fucking

519
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: had the Catholic Combs song? This part this is why

520
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: we can't. This is why we can't. You know, we're

521
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: trying to make a podcast for everybody, not specifically one

522
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: guy in the Bay Area that you guys can't remember

523
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: what his name is. Come on, Happy, Happy Smoke. One

524
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,719
Speaker 1: of the two best things about Corey Duffle. Now, now

525
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: we're not done talking luggage. Okay, he goes hard. He

526
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,479
Speaker 1: goes hard, and he's still in the game and he's

527
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: from conquered. That's yeah, he goes still in the game,

528
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: Corey Duffle. Anyway, he's still in the game. Baby. So Kyle,

529
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: this all goes back to Happy almost Holidays and you

530
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: traveled with your weed. What did you pack? How did

531
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: you pack it? Did you pack it something that's a

532
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: whole different animal, not a big deal. Did you pack

533
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: it some way special? Or I was driving Playboy, so

534
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: you just put it in the bag. You didn't wrap anything.

535
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: Put it in the passenger seat, Yeah, just in the

536
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: front seat with you. Did you buckle it? Put it

537
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: in the passenger seat because I'm smoking the whole goddamn way,

538
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: dogg like it's a like it's a it's a passenger

539
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: like a baby. Yeah, buckle I put in a car seat, dude.

540
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: I had the same problem in my neighborhood. There was

541
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: like a finch or something that was attacking everybody's mirrors. Hey,

542
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: vote now if you hate pickleball, doc luggage talk or

543
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: bird talk more a finch, go ahead, dude, I like it.

544
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: I like it. I'm all about killing these birds. I

545
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: know some of us aren't about killing birds, but I

546
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: if it flies, it dies. That's my from top Gun.

547
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: It was that from top Gun. I want to say,

548
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. The next tour I want to

549
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: go on isn't a stand up tour, it's a this

550
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: is important that it is important that next summer, let's

551
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: put that ship on the books next summer. Bro stage

552
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: big enough for a pickleball court, Yes, I just know.

553
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: We have a luggage just set up in the in

554
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: the like we can contact to me and maybe if

555
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 1: they want to sell luggage in the lobby as as

556
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: people are walking to Samson pickleball challengers in the crowd,

557
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,479
Speaker 1: that's what I want. Who wants to challenge the luggage

558
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: company away? Would for sure be like we're on board. Yeah,

559
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: you guys are selling this tour, so well, there's my

560
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: pickleball and we're selling luggage. Dude, but it's special and

561
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: we're only serving there's no food only uh salads. Yeahs.

562
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: There's like a photo booth of like cardinals that you

563
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: get a ship like goodbye dude. This would be the sickest,

564
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: like little fast bro t I I first, it's an

565
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: important festival. Yeah, that's great. It's important, dude. I like

566
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: that you're playing a whole festival. Are there other acts

567
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: or it's just just no, but there's a well you're

568
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: talking about all these things that you could do. It

569
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: feels like a carnival. I guess, well, that's just like

570
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: when people are buying beard, like in the in the lobby,

571
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: you know, like we're doing we're doing medium sized theaters. Two. Okay,

572
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: what we're going to be doing, all four of us

573
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: is the headline doing stand up. We're doing our stand

574
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: up beforehand yep. Tight two yeah, two minutes each, A tight,

575
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: two jokes, A little meat and green. I don't know.

576
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: That could be cool. Little outdoor, little outdoor, fast outdoor. Yeah,

577
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: we're indoor. It's all good. We've got Lavano's cooking meats

578
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: on the side, bringing those meats while we chat. We

579
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: got my stepfather's beef jerky. We're a stand Yeah, absolutely

580
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: love it. I would like to give flowers to Kyle

581
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: for going to our friend Eric Griffin's wedding. Thank you

582
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: for supporting. I would have liked to have been there.

583
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: Uh So, I just want to say thank you for

584
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: being the one to wave the flag for team MC.

585
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, happy to do it, Happy to do it? Happy?

586
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: And did you wear leather satchel satchel? Yes, yeah, of course,

587
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I saw pictures. I'm like, well,

588
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: you clean up nice, and then you just had like

589
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: the leather satchel on top of clean up nice. But

590
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: then what the leather Satchell dirties up? So the leather

591
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: satchel is a it's like a merse a, it's like

592
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: a person. Yeah, this is from all On Custom Leather.

593
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: If you ever see me rocking there, I know, and

594
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: he makes he makes good stuff. I just didn't know

595
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,719
Speaker 1: if it was it doesn't know. I don't know if

596
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: it was wedding appropriately. I don't even understand what you're

597
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: talking about right now. I this thing everywhere. I agree

598
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: with you. I don't look good. I looked good though,

599
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: I had on the pink pants. You had a great

600
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: outfit on and then I just crushed. Then you were

601
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: also wearing like this seven point connected man satchels two

602
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: points just kind of two points cool shape. So so

603
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: I'm five points off. Okay, Yeah, I just thought that

604
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: thing was kind of nice for I mean, I thought

605
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: it was nice for dress, Like, I wasn't wearing a suitor.

606
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: You wear it all. I was just wearing a button up,

607
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,439
Speaker 1: so I thought it fit like kind of like Indiana Jones.

608
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: I was like basically rocking linen. You know what I mean? Right?

609
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: Everyone wants Indiana and when you go to weddings, make

610
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: sure you look like Indiana Jones. I was ready for anything.

611
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 1: I wonder if bride saw you and she was like, funk,

612
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: I was wearing that goddamn it. I have to take

613
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: for sure, because it's a wedding and that's what you

614
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: want to take off my honestly though, my wife, My

615
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: wife didn't. She brought a purse that did not match

616
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: her outfit because we were traveling and she had a

617
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: lot of people were talking about it. You're gonna air

618
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: her allix. You don't end up doing with my purse.

619
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: I put her stuff that she needed in my purse,

620
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: so I was holding stuff for her in my purse.

621
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,919
Speaker 1: The purse on a purse, so um person on a person,

622
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: and that person was me and I represented that MOSC. Well,

623
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: none of you guys even bothered to show up. I

624
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: would have loved it been there. We know the story

625
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: thank you. You got your flowers? Yes, thank you. This

626
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: is what I felt like when us getting down of

627
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: the car. Do you take this woman to be your bride? Wedding? Here, Sean,

628
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: there's up here. I had a hat on, but I

629
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: took it off because I thought it was too much.

630
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: Any other takeback's apologies, I'll shoot, I'll apologize to air

631
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: Griffin for not going the wedding. And I called him

632
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: and face timed him and apologized that way as well.

633
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,959
Speaker 1: And I love you, budd and you're a really great friend.

634
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: And what was the what was the reason the It's

635
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: just a lot of stuff. I can't even like some

636
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: stuff I can't secrets and a lot of secret you

637
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: can't let us know a lot of things. I'm excited

638
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: to find your secret. TikTok account Well, I was just

639
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: thinking about, like I think it was vietnammeas food, and

640
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: it was like this pounded out like like reveal dish.

641
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: I wish I had the name of the place. It's

642
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: so freaking good. Okay, okay, it's very good. When I

643
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: went up to Vancouver, just I went to Bandidas. Do

644
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: you remember that place? It was like a vegetarian burrito place.

645
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: Oh shout, yeah, dude place and I was like, oh, dude,

646
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: was this just good when I went up there? And

647
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: then I had it this last week and it's fucking good. Bro. Yes, dude,

648
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and say it. What's up? What's up?

649
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: Infinitely worse than uckage talk. It's not This is infinitely

650
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: worse than luggage talk. We're talking about places you don't

651
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: remember half of them. It's like, I wish I could

652
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: remember it was good. It was a good meal I

653
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: had once. I just remember the restaurant. What are you

654
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: doing coming? Don't remember the restaurant? So you're calling out

655
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: a restaurant like I am, Yeah, I am doing that. Yes,

656
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: and I'm conversing with two of my friends, which I

657
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: believe is the job. I'm just saying, it's not a dude,

658
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: it's it's all about the sweet content. And I'm telling you,

659
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: as far as boring topics go, this is worse than

660
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: luggage talk. Right now, we are the Vancouver and Canadian

661
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: Board of Tourism. We are sending people to one of

662
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: the best. Dude, They're gonna flock to the city and go, hey,

663
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: there's like a like a pounded veal. Uh that you

664
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: have to. I don't know where it's at. Yeah, told

665
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: me it's here, That is true. Okay, Okay, I don't

666
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: know just wherever. I know there's Asian food here, but

667
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm here for the pounded veal. Dude, I'm really actually

668
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: trying to remember this burrito joint that Sean Malto put

669
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: me on. It's like next to a skate shop. It's

670
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: so good. I wish I knew the name Budges. It's

671
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: called Budgies, Budgies Burrito, and now we have two places

672
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 1: to give flowers at the end of the episode, I'll

673
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 1: be going. If you are in Vancouver, please hit up Budgies.

674
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: It is a delicious burrito that it's It's not necessarily

675
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: like super Mexican authentic tasting, but it is delicious. Yeah,

676
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: pizzas inside of it. It's it's a fries and gravy

677
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: on the inside of this bart it's a poutine blake. Genuinely, bro,

678
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: thank you for the recommendation because I will be visiting

679
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: Vancouver and I will be hitting up Budgies because I

680
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: found it interesting. Hey, but what are you putting your

681
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: clothes in to get there? I haven't started talking about that.

682
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: But I've been thinking about getting new luggage. I've been

683
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: thinking about they can't do this, man, you can't do

684
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: I need another size. I do the rats Piston ship

685
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: over a lot of my luggage. One of my favorite

686
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: pieces I have away carry on. I know it's a

687
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: problem when you call your luggage a piece away carry on.

688
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: That was I hate this and it was gripped on

689
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 1: the outside much like a Spalding basketball. Loved it. Wow,

690
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 1: that's actually kind of size. They get new luggage. This

691
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: rocks bro Oh dude, dude, dude, if we want to

692
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,439
Speaker 1: talk about talks, I'm getting a new set of luggage, homie. Yeah,

693
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: oh good huge Ramoa, Ramoa. This is this is why

694
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: I'm out of my life for Birthday and Christmas. Now

695
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: I get that upgrade to get them that luggage. And

696
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: why ramoa? And also what is that? Took a pist

697
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: it's that hard. It's a metal case luggage. Have you

698
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: seen it? It's great silver. Yeah, it's like, man, it's

699
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: like good, yeah, metal, that's it awesome. I mean not

700
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: not like the I mean silver in color, not in

701
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,479
Speaker 1: like it's actual silk. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a metal

702
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 1: like traveling case too. I'm gonna look like I'm like

703
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm a like a roadie or something. Okay, that's it.

704
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: Are you vanished? I just can't. I just transitioned in

705
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: the luggage talk. Actually, if we can go back to that,

706
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: I just I just switched my head. It took a second.

707
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: But did you say it's a metal luggage box? Is

708
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: that what you're saying. I can't be here for you

709
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: say it's metal? At him? I was thinking about rocks

710
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: and now it's here. Shut up. Yeah, dude, Uh, we're

711
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: still talking about this. Yes, I I took my hooded off,

712
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: I brought it back. Yeah. Yeah, it's a metal look

713
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: it up. It's it's the ship, dude, Remota. It's it's

714
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: a little pricey, but I think it's gonna be worth it.

715
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 1: Why is it the ship? Uh? Lifetime guarantee, that's pretty dope.

716
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: That's huge. That's huge. Does that mean your lifetime or

717
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: the lifetime of the product. Yeah, I'm assuming it's my

718
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: lifetime with lifetime of the product, and then it's it's guaranteed. Yeah,

719
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: lifetime guarantees are great, dud. How do you know they

720
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: don't have trained killers that are like he's about he

721
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: just asked for a new suitcase. We gotta send somebody

722
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: to kill wipe him out. He just got five thousand

723
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: dollars for the suitcases. That's the show. Wipe him out.

724
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: Send that plane into a tower because I got some

725
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: I got. I got a couple of zippers that have

726
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: popped off. I might be in the market for some

727
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: new luggage sooner. Have you checked how many Ramoa bags

728
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: were on the flight that ran into the tower? I didn't.

729
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: What if that was big Ramoa? What if that was

730
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: big Romo. You might want to check that. We're going

731
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: to find out it wasn't beIN Landon or the Taliban

732
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: at all. It was big Ramoa allegedly. By the way,

733
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: there's no way to say that it wasn't exactly thank

734
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: you on literally, there's no way to say thank you.

735
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: Do your own research. Even if they're weren't any Ramoa

736
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: luggage on the on the planes allegedly, Why weren't they?

737
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: Why weren't there? That's that's interesting. That's interesting. So you've

738
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: got to have your take. You gotta have your take

739
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: a big night. It's all. It's my bag, baby. I

740
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: didn't really want new luggage until I got the vacts,

741
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: interesting jokes from me, get the vacs and suddenly lets

742
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: I want to buy luggage Ramoa, no comments, Oh man,

743
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: it happens. Oh cares man. Yeah, I feel like I

744
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: wonder dude. After we talked, we did luggage talk last week.

745
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: You know, I was talking Ramoa my Instagram. I got

746
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: on it after we were done potting was so many

747
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: luggage sponsored ads like it aired that episode aired. No,

748
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: it was just after we were done talking about it.

749
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: It was fucking insane. And normally I'm like, because my

750
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: sister explains she works for Facebook, and she's like, they

751
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 1: say that they don't listen. It's because yeah and there

752
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: and it's true and they yeah, and you know, she

753
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: says that they don't listen. But but the algorithm is

754
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: so smart that if, for instance, I a buddy of

755
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: mine works for some clothing company that I've never heard of,

756
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: a men's clothing company, and I was at a bar

757
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: and I was talking with him and then about like,

758
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: oh where do you work? Oh? Cool? You know that's interesting.

759
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: Cut to the later that night, I'm on my phone

760
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: and I'm getting sponsored ads for his company. And it's

761
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: because our our phones were in close proximity together for

762
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: so long. He looks up a bunch on his phone

763
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: and so you guys are in proximity, So it leaped

764
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: to your phone. Yes, what's really really this ship is leaping? Yes,

765
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: no way, Yeah, that's what it said. My phone was

766
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: in close proximity. So that's why I'm getting all that

767
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 1: weird porno. Yeah, that's why. That's why. Yeah, that's that's

768
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: that's what you're explaining to to your girl. That's I

769
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: don't know. I must have been I was. It must

770
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: have been near someone that was looking at weird porno,

771
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 1: and that's my phone. I was the drive a cane.

772
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: I was at Canes in the drive through. That's why

773
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm getting all this step That's what bad porno stuff

774
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: that's coming. I'm like, what is going on here? Well,

775
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's porno specific. I know I

776
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: was talking Facebook and they own Instagram. You don't think

777
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: they owned porn, hug, how is it leaping? The weird

778
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: thing is is I wasn't our phones weren't close to

779
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: each other. We do this over zoom. I think they

780
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: were listening. No, they're listening. It's not a leaping. That's

781
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: what my sister says that they don't that they do

782
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: not listen. It's the algorithm knows your need before you

783
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: know the algorithm is listening. It sounds like they got

784
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: to her, Yeah for sure, because it certainly seems like

785
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 1: they're listening. Yeah, right, I guess. I guess not did

786
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: you go get an RC cool or where did you bounce? Oh? Dude,

787
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: my computer was about to fucking die, so I had

788
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: to go get a It's very interesting. I had to

789
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: go get uh speaking of algorithms on YouTube? Other right

790
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: under the video I was watching, it was like a

791
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: click here ad kind of thing that just was a

792
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: rainbow flag and said are you gay? Yeah? And I

793
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: was like, uh, why I got it? I was like,

794
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: why are they asking me? And then I was like,

795
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: I'm not so I don't even need to click on it.

796
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: If you click on it, you might be right, because

797
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: you're you want to know if you are not, trust me,

798
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: But if you know that you're not, you're like I'm

799
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 1: not and you don't click. But I was like, what's

800
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: what are the how? What is this? Wait? There's are

801
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: you gay? Can you? Yeah? Your parents know your do

802
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: your parents know you? Is this? You're coming out. It's

803
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: totally cool. That's totally cool. It's an old joke. I

804
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: don't understand, and I know that I know the rollerblading joke. Right.

805
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: I broke my arm, and I never took the pain

806
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: pills when I needed them. I saved them for after

807
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: I was healed, so that I could get the full

808
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: feeling of the pain pills. Because I just loved him,

809
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: I dug away. It made me feel you just started

810
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: breaking your arms, just taking hammers to his shins. That's

811
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 1: what I broke him a few times in in high school,

812
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 1: and I saved him. And I would always get reloaded

813
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And then my girlfriend had back issues,

814
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: so she had a whole bunch of like sola and

815
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: coating and ship and she would hook him up. You

816
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: started kicking her in the bag. Would specifically only date

817
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: women who were previously injured and had pain pills. Well,

818
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: she hooked it up. Yeah, Kyle would cruise the nurse's

819
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: office being like, has anyone recently hurt themselves? You're looking

820
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: real pretty today, You're beautiful. Let me carry you up

821
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: those steps. Give those crutches a break. So the main

822
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: headline is it made you feel vibra, and yeah, it

823
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: made me feel vibra, like I really dug it. Yeah,

824
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: And we are quoting you as saying it makes pain

825
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: pills make me feel vibro. Yeah. We gotta get some merch,

826
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: some like wraps, some like ace bandages that just say vibro.

827
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: I went on a fucking family cruise to mositlaan Porta,

828
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: Viarda and um and Cabo, and I bought fucking pain

829
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,720
Speaker 1: pills there too, and I put him in my jacket.

830
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: I got a big old bag. I got them for nothing,

831
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: put him in my jacket pocket. And as I was

832
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: walking back onto the boat with my family, they were like,

833
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: they patted down my pocket and I was like, oh fuck,

834
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: your family did know the fucking the guys that were

835
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: like making sure you didn't bring anything in cruise control

836
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: and they found this bag of pain pills and they

837
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: took it. They just took it. They took it from me,

838
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: and they took my name and I did that ship

839
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: on the slide, like nobody in my family saw this happen.

840
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, Okay, Kyle, that episode did not

841
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: get my picker hard. I knew you were too vibro

842
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: on that trip. On that trip, dude, so I need

843
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I was bombed because I was

844
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: like I couldn't get vibro. And then I like, at

845
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: the end of the trip, we were all waiting to

846
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: d board the ship or whatever it is, and they

847
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: called my name over the intercom. They're like, Kyle newitcheck

848
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: come to customers. Did you win something? And I was like,

849
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: and my whole family, my grandpa, my fucking They're like,

850
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm like, Mom, come with me, because

851
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: because I needed I knew I was about to get fucked,

852
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: and so I like, I on the way over there,

853
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: I talked to my mom. I was like, look, I

854
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: I smuggled some pain pills back in. I have some

855
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: pills that I thought were going to get my pecker hard.

856
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: But she's a sweetheart. I know at dinner last night,

857
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: you were way too vibra. All right, No, she was cool, man.

858
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: She honestly like vouched for me and got me off

859
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: the hook. And I just wasn't what did she vouch

860
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: for you? Meaning like, oh he needs pains? This guy's no.

861
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: We came up because I was dating a girl that

862
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: needed pain pills at the time, and so we came

863
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: up with a plan that was like, look, I'm gonna

864
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: say that I got this from my girlfriend, and and

865
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: my mom actually might have not even known that. I

866
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: might have been lying to her and saying like, I

867
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: got this from my girlfriend, can you please help me.

868
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was illegal, Kyle. I didn't like

869
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: the podcast Is it illegal? I think statute limitations player

870
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: it's all good. H No. I mean like, is it

871
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: illegal to go and buy medication down there? And come?

872
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: People do it all the time. I don't think it's illegal,

873
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: but I think you have to have some kind of

874
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: proof that you need this drug to come back into America.

875
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: We were also I was seventeen at the time. Yeah,

876
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: you were a kid, So that's another thing, right right.

877
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: I was like, because the list was fucking extensive, and

878
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: if Chloe was like, yeah, let's get out of here,

879
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: what are we doing? It was like right when we

880
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: first got to Mexico, now we're just in this pharmacy

881
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: instead of on the beach, and she's let's get out

882
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: of here, and I'm like, hang on, I'm reading this.

883
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 1: I'm reading this list. I was like, you can get

884
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: true steroids. I was thinking maybe we all I bring

885
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: them back and it's like a uh you know, kind

886
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: of a fun thing that we do on the podcast.

887
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: We all take steroids for a month and see who

888
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: has the biggest arms and lemons. No, we see who's

889
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: got the smallest mouth. Yea, who's whose nuts shrink the most.

890
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: We'll all measure our nuts and then at the end

891
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: of one month of taking steroids, re measure our nuts

892
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: and see who shrunk the most. We'll post and we'll

893
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: have people vote on who has the smallest nuts. What

894
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: do you mean you measure them? That's not like a

895
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: vote no, no, no, no, I do vote vote no no.

896
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: We measure and then we have people vote on like

897
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: cuteness or like cuteness of the nuts, or we have

898
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: people guestimate how many wrinkles we have combined in our scrow.

899
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: Is that a real thing? Steroids shrink your balls? Is

900
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: that real? Like the real thing? Well? That's is that real? Bad?

901
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: Get up? I don't know. I'm going off of like

902
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: eighties like Saved by the Bills, shipped from later. Yeah,

903
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Yeah, Jesse in her diet pills damn legendary. Yeah,

904
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,479
Speaker 1: I bet I bet that has some good diet pills too. Dang,

905
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: I fucking blew it. I should have been buying it up. Yeah,

906
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: you could have had some shredder. But guys, I think

907
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: we found a venue for the wedding. It's going to be.

908
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna be kicked. Do you want to announce it

909
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: here and the date and everything? Yeah, address, Yeah, I'd

910
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: like to tell everybody before I fully tell Yeah, before

911
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 1: you've talked it over with. We made a full decision.

912
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: Cool baby, I already said it on the pod. We

913
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: have to do it. We have to do it there,

914
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: we have to me and is going to be pissed

915
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: if it is the wedding going to be brought to

916
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: you by me, and it's it's sponsored by our sponsors,

917
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: it's manscaped, it's brought to you by beast Mode. That's smart.

918
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: And do you Adam take me Andy's and now the

919
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: ring presented by Tishi because your ass needs to be washed,

920
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: and now the ring brought to you by ring. Weddings

921
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 1: are too damn expensive for what they are, you know

922
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 1: what I mean? Thank you, Kyle. Now finally we're getting

923
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: into it. It's it's a machine. It's a whole industry

924
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: now it is, someone said it, thank God. And the

925
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: cakes it is. It's expensive, the cakes, the cakes, and

926
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: you have to go to the certain people that work

927
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: with the venue and they really just hold you over

928
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: a barrel. Finally, someone taking the wedding industry to task.

929
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: And the dick pills you have to buy for your

930
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: entire wedding. Pill the pills you have to buy for

931
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: the entire I mean, it will be fun when I

932
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: buy us all dick pills and make us take them

933
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: one hour before the ceremony. That'll be a Sarah Mooney,

934
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: be your own weight, dude. That will be tight, just

935
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: to fucking And we're all wearing like like those super

936
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: white those white dude weddings are like, we're wearing kilts.

937
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: Steve doesn't have anything on underneath. Fucking that would be

938
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: so funny if you like orchestrated the outfits that we

939
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: had to wear so we couldn't protect our boners and

940
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: then spiked our fucking spiked us with boner pills. Now

941
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: this is a wedding and we're all standing up there

942
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: like fucking uh, protect your boners. Twenty Margarita's make sure

943
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: you licked the salt. Okay, n us licked the salt,

944
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: and he made us wear these linen white pants. He

945
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: made us wear these bands a beach wedding. It makes

946
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: sense he really wanted us in all linen everything. Bro,

947
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,919
Speaker 1: are you Are you hard right now? I've been hard

948
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: all weekend. Something that's made my peck or hard. It's hurt.

949
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: It won't go down and hurt hurt. I just want

950
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 1: to be flacid. The shrimp tacos must be an afrod yet,

951
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: because I want to funk everything. M