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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously the

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Speaker 1: most important ship in the whole freaking universe. Today we

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Speaker 1: talk about the dankest skunk weed blowjobs. Mama got me

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Speaker 1: what I wanted. When you put in your belly button

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Speaker 1: and just eat it out like funking tight, you are

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Speaker 1: allowed to blow whoever you want in the wings. Right

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Speaker 1: before going on stage, here we go. Start your engines

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Speaker 1: ring mingming, ming, ming ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming mink. Hell yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: call me Lance Bass because that clap was in sync. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Lance Bass? Yeah, Lance Bass? Thank you? Please call me

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Speaker 1: Lance Bass. Yeah? Where's he? Remember when me and you

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Speaker 1: went to a party at Lance bass Is house, Jersey

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Speaker 1: with my brother. Yeah, he wasn't there, Like Lance Bass

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Speaker 1: wasn't he was there. He was there. I remember him

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Speaker 1: not being there and being like this is Lance Pass's

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Speaker 1: house and people being like, yeah, dude, this is lands

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Speaker 1: Bass's house. And I'm like, where then is Lance Bass?

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Speaker 1: And I don't remember seeing Lance Pass there, but he

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Speaker 1: was there. I caught his eyes. I was like, damn,

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Speaker 1: that looks like a bass and he turned around and

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Speaker 1: it was a Lance God Lance top of the hill

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Speaker 1: like sick crib. Like I remember somebody having like a

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Speaker 1: golf cart to like get up the hill to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a totally different place, because I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: of a place in the valley on the flat lands

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Speaker 1: worth a nice pool and and being like this is

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Speaker 1: his house, and then people being like, yeah, it's one

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Speaker 1: of these like five houses. The guy's Lance Bass. That

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Speaker 1: was a different party. That was Joey Fatone's house. Bro,

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Speaker 1: Yeah that might have been the fat one flatone. That's

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Speaker 1: how I speller Cole Right, Yeah, it's Fanetic I get it.

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Speaker 1: Or the dude with the dreads A j. Lance was

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Speaker 1: up in the hills, you know, because he's trying to

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Speaker 1: get close to space. Remember he was trying to go

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Speaker 1: the first dude in space to just travel. Absolutely. I

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Speaker 1: think that drug still lives with him. Is that real? Big? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he like booked it. Let it rod hit that. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he paid like a gang of money to going to

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Speaker 1: outer space as like a traveler that's so sick and

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Speaker 1: he went to space. He's the first one. I think

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Speaker 1: he just booked the ticket. I don't know if he

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Speaker 1: went or what. But he's when can we start to

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Speaker 1: go to space? Are you guys at what price point?

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Speaker 1: Are you guys willing to go to space? Like, because

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Speaker 1: you know how right now it's like, hey, you can

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Speaker 1: go to space, but it's going to be a quarter

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Speaker 1: million dollars or some ship. And I'm like, that's a

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Speaker 1: little that's I think that's what he paid. That's a

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Speaker 1: little out of pocket for me to go to space

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Speaker 1: for just a few minuties. I mean, what do you

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Speaker 1: get to do? Is that what it is? When you

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Speaker 1: go to space? You're just going out and then you're

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Speaker 1: coming back. I think you go and then you come back,

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Speaker 1: because what are you gonna do? There's no there's not

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Speaker 1: like a B and B. There's not an Airbnb up

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Speaker 1: far as yeah, there's a little little space station maybe

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Speaker 1: that you can go like walk around, get a burger.

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Speaker 1: If we could go up and there's like someone grilling

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Speaker 1: space burgers, and like they also like we could get

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Speaker 1: pretty like lit up there, like they're serving up some ashland,

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Speaker 1: some cans, some space cares for some other beverages that

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Speaker 1: I've invested in shameless some exclusive space Weed, space Cake

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Speaker 1: Sameless Season eleven. Yeah, barbecue in space? What would I pay? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What would you pay? Like if you could go up

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Speaker 1: there and actually do a thing like spend some time,

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Speaker 1: like all of us are going to go together. Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course, hello the dude crew. I don't know ten

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Speaker 1: grand I guess i'd pay whoa, really ten grand grants?

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Speaker 1: That's not that much at all for space? Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: because I don't really because I don't care. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: You don't care about space? Yeah? Do you haven't even

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Speaker 1: been to the bottom of the ocean. Hello, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say it next. Yeah, let's get

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Speaker 1: to the bottom of mer Ones Trench, like like you're saying,

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Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about space, man, Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, thank you. Fair enough. That's some whitey on

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Speaker 1: the moon ship. I don't need no joke. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say one thousand dollars, you would one thousand, one thousand.

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Speaker 1: That's one dollars. But dude, if we were like we're

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Speaker 1: going to go, dude, you can't even go to Disneyland

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Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, that won't even give you the space Mountain.

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Speaker 1: I won't even get you to space Mountain. Get I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, if we're just going up there having a burger,

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Speaker 1: that is a quarter million dollars. So, so you're saying

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Speaker 1: you absolutely don't want to go because in your lifetime,

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Speaker 1: space travel will never be one thousand dollars. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. That's just the number that came to mind

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Speaker 1: was like a thousand bucks. Seems reasonable to me. Now,

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Speaker 1: so you choose to never go? Is that's what? That's

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, to go to space a thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: that will never happen in your lifetime. It might come

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Speaker 1: down to like like a hundred thousand, Like would you

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Speaker 1: go for a hundred thousand? Uh? I bet it comes

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Speaker 1: it comes down below hud a thousand in our lifetime. Well,

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Speaker 1: now that I think about ten tho dollars, it's probably

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Speaker 1: a reasonable price in our lifetime one thousand is not.

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Speaker 1: I agree. I agree with you. We're getting old. So

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, in our lifetime we only have five to

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Speaker 1: six more five to six years. I feel the icy

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Speaker 1: grip of death around my throat. Yeah for sure, dude,

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Speaker 1: How does that feel? It's kind of good chilly Willy.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of my kink. Take it to the edge,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not going to King shame your your death spiral.

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Speaker 1: Never King shame your pecker. Yeah, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't like. What do you? So you get up there?

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Speaker 1: You have your space Burger. By the way, the Spaceburger

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Speaker 1: loans a thousand bucks, Kyle, Yeah, that's cool, good as hell.

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Speaker 1: I get it. I understand takes a It takes a

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Speaker 1: lot to get the space burger up there, get the

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Speaker 1: brow work in Spicer, because you don't want that that

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Speaker 1: oil is just going to be spraying everywhere. We don't

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Speaker 1: want it to burn through your suit. So there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of science and math floating burger juices. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Gobble gobble. Yeah, I don't know. So I'm definitely not

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Speaker 1: talking to the three dudes who would be on the

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Speaker 1: to Earth because it takes you X amount of years

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Speaker 1: and by the time you come back, I for sure

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Speaker 1: won't do that. But I definitely want to go to

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Speaker 1: the first ever music festival on the Moon right just

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Speaker 1: to say you did it. Like there's like the guys

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Speaker 1: music festival on the moon. The only band that we

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Speaker 1: I'm sucking there, dude, name me a music is the music?

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Speaker 1: Little little, little little I don't know they were on guitar.

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Speaker 1: Here's hey, how about we ask any girl between the

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Speaker 1: ages of twenty four and thirty eight. They know every

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Speaker 1: music because it was in Twilight, Women Women. It's in

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Speaker 1: the baseball scene from Twilight. So like, that was fucking

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Speaker 1: that was a hit. That's true, that is a hit.

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Speaker 1: Twilight was a banger. But if the if the Space

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Speaker 1: they Sation has a killer burger that's getting five star reviews. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I've already said the burgers phenomenal. And Kyle, they've got

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Speaker 1: a really really nice salad, like a really yummy I'll

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Speaker 1: take a I mean we're going to space. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a vegetarian option. Now, okay, what if, well what

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Speaker 1: if they don't. What if it's only a burger? Are

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Speaker 1: you gonna break your vegetari own the space station? Bro?

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Speaker 1: He might? I mean, this is an entrepreneur, adam divine

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Speaker 1: space station. I'm spending a lot of plates in the air. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I might end up running this space station. We might

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Speaker 1: only serve a burger. Would you break your vegetarianism? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Would I break my vegetarianism on a trip to space

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Speaker 1: because you're out of this world? How much did the

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Speaker 1: trip already cost me? How much? How much are you

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Speaker 1: charging me to go? Well, I I think it's your

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Speaker 1: fucking station. How much are you charging me to go? Well,

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Speaker 1: that was the original question. I think it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a hundred geese. Okay, so a hundred cheese and how

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Speaker 1: much for the burger? The burgers a thousand dollars? You know,

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Speaker 1: the burgers and looted in the you get a burger,

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Speaker 1: all inclusive. It's all inclusive, all the leaves you need.

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Speaker 1: Here's the deal breaker for me, is there a foam

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Speaker 1: party on this station? You can start? I need to

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Speaker 1: know that there's some cool as space station foam party

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Speaker 1: going down. There's definitely like the dance floor room where

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Speaker 1: like people just end up weirdly getting super sexual at

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Speaker 1: the end of the night. Well, what's cool is like

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Speaker 1: there will be like a cool it's like a dance

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Speaker 1: floor cube. Um, so you can dance on every you

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Speaker 1: can look up and people are dancing above you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're floating. Now the phone party is getting How do

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Speaker 1: they stick to the ceiling. I'm saying, you're floating completely.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Honers. I've got scientists involved. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you how. Right now. You have these gravity boots you

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Speaker 1: put on. You flip this switch and it goes root

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Speaker 1: and magnitude to the steiling magnets. How do they work? Well,

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Speaker 1: scientists will know how. That is the deepest solid cut magnets.

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Speaker 1: How do they work. I'm in bro. If there's a

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Speaker 1: phone party, if I get a live news show, a

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Speaker 1: killer burger all inclusive, hundred thousand dollars, your boy is there.

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Speaker 1: As long as I'm with a couple of my homies,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going so long. Do you get like a

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Speaker 1: sick photo with like Earth in the back of get photo?

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Speaker 1: You gotta get a photo like I'm saying, we're coming.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you're not going so long? I'm

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Speaker 1: saying we're also going. Yeah, I'm only going. My boys

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Speaker 1: are on the fence over here. I'm not paying their way.

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Speaker 1: I'm not on the fence about going to space. I'm

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Speaker 1: on the fence about the price which I'm hoping out.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna hook it up. But like I'm also on

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Speaker 1: the fence about the burger, it costs a lot that

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Speaker 1: you know, how much fuel that we have to use

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Speaker 1: in order to get to the moon and safely and

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Speaker 1: safely land. And I would love to pivot to fuel prices,

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Speaker 1: gas prices. Can we talk about them? There? You want

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Speaker 1: the floor before? No, no, the minute is yours, hey,

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Speaker 1: and you get him one minute, Blake to talk about

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Speaker 1: fuel prices and starting now, talk starting now, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I don't really have much to say except for geez,

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Speaker 1: they are bad there. It's really expensive. Second, you got

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Speaker 1: fifty seconds left. Um, you know, I'm kind of I

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Speaker 1: pride myself as kind of a chevron man. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if that alignment is good. I haven't looked into

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Speaker 1: the politics of it, but right, okay, alignment, okay, car reference. Hey,

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Speaker 1: hopefully this rocket ship runs off of electricity or solar power.

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Speaker 1: And we don't even have to thank you. It's a Tesla.

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Speaker 1: This is a Tesla rocket That's my world, baby, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: This is Blake's time. Sorry, dude, Blake, Mr Tesla. I

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Speaker 1: love them so much, and I what did they say

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Speaker 1: at all those things where I give up my time.

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Speaker 1: I yield my time like you, you only have ten

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Speaker 1: seconds left, buddy, I give up my give up you.

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Speaker 1: was ohs? You know about ohs? It's a yellow box.

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Speaker 1: about You're right, I don't. No one does. That's like

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Speaker 1: I think, like, when it comes down to it, the

418
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:48,160
Speaker 1: most satisfying cereal eating experience for me is cocoa crispies

419
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: with some cocoa crisp Cocoa crispies, like the munching, like it,

420
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: it doesn't it? Just I like it? And then the

421
00:22:55,800 --> 00:23:00,719
Speaker 1: chocolate milk afterwards, gimme, gimme, Yeah, it's a champ. It's

422
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: better than cocoa puffs. Okay, but the Reese's puffs Okay,

423
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: those are kind of good anything Reese is, you're gonna

424
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: find me in line for that. Let me let me,

425
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: let me give you the real competitor. Do you go

426
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: cocoa crispies or do you go Coco pebbles? My dude,

427
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 1: I can't do Coco like the fruity pebbles. Is that

428
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: we're talking about the chocolate cocoa pebbles? Right? Yeah? I

429
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: funk with the lettle snap Crackle and Pop. Those are

430
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: my dogs. Wow, Cocoa. You guys didn't know. I know

431
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 1: those dudes. Those are my guys. Uh, you know how

432
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: like our agents are always yelling at us about like

433
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: you guys got to find an i P that you

434
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: love and then developing a movie or a project around

435
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: that i P. That's what's working right now. Like after

436
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: Lego came out. Uh, in KFC and KFC, I feel

437
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 1: like we should do snap, Crackle and Pop. The three

438
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: of us are the character snap Crackle and Pop. Is

439
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 1: that RISP? That's so tight? Who are you? Who? Do

440
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: you think you are? Out of the just based on

441
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: the name, because I don't know what they're like. I

442
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,239
Speaker 1: feel like I would be Pop and maybe I'm like

443
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: the little pop star of the group. I'm always singing

444
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: and dancing and I wear like very bedazzled outfits. Pop locking.

445
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: You're definitely pop pop locking and dropping um and and

446
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 1: maybe I feel like, uh, there's a snap. He's always

447
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: has just like slams. He's always just like shipping on us. Sure,

448
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: just snapping on us literal names. And I'm crackle and

449
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 1: I just smoke crack yeah, and you're just you're just

450
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: hitting that. We have to find a crackle. It's one

451
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: of those movies where like somebody goes missing, like we

452
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: gotta find them. It's the Hangover Blake. You're not You're

453
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 1: not in the movie. It's it's it's a snap pop

454
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: looking for the entire film. I don't like no no,

455
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: but they go back and forth like it's, uh, we're

456
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: looking for him, but then he's dealing with something. I'm

457
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: trying to think it's like pure luck like and then

458
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 1: it cuts to him and it's just him like just uh,

459
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: just just ripping the crack pipe, just kind of down

460
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: and out. Your guys is like a funny little like

461
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: hey adventure like comedy. And then mine is just leaving

462
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. It's just the most impressing every time we

463
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: get into trouble, like pop has to like sing a

464
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: song to get out of it, or than like Snap

465
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: will bust jokes and have like the tough guys laughing

466
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: like you're okay, we talked about my mom, she is

467
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: kind of fat, and then we'll just cut to crack

468
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: all just like blowing, just sucking dick for blowing, like

469
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 1: the tricks rabbit for for some money, for some crack,

470
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: just shivering kids tricks or for kids. I'm a man,

471
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm feeling. I'm feeling this idea and I am too.

472
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: It could be bigger than Trolls World Tour. I feel it. Dude.

473
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: If we get all the General Mills or whoever, then

474
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: these ones are like mascots in the mass, the big get.

475
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 1: You gotta get the whole post can. The two cans

476
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: like looking for him, and he's like, follow your nose,

477
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: and we're like, well, admittedly on some real talk, because

478
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: I don't it's all real, It's all real. I don't

479
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: think that the crack storyline will fly with with the

480
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: General Meals. General General Meals generally make food for generals,

481
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: their meals mills. Yeah right, dude, I'm not buying it.

482
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: General males General meals. Hey, this movie is gonna make

483
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: us some General Mills stack in. Uh No, I think

484
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: I think getting the rights to all of General Mills, Mills,

485
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: that is what it is, General quote unquote Mills. I

486
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 1: feel like getting the rights to that, that's that's a

487
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: cool movie. That's a cool kids adult movie that that

488
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,479
Speaker 1: I feel like kids would watch. Maybe if you follow

489
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: the trends, it's definitely gonna happen. Like it will get there.

490
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it'll get there. Oh yeah, let's talk to

491
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: General Mills Meals. It seems like Steph Curry when he

492
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: went to Nike and they were like, hi, Stefan, and

493
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm out. If we go in there

494
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: and we say we want to make a movie for

495
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 1: General meals, fucked Adam and that's really they'll be like,

496
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. How you say that? And that's the kind

497
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: of comedy. Whe Home, you must be pop miss mrs Comedy.

498
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: You seem like a pop do a dance. Timmy the Tiger,

499
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 1: they're good, the good, They're really good. And I think

500
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: it's Tommy. I don't think it's Timmy the Tiger to

501
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: it's stony Man Togy the tiger Yo. How about the

502
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: Fruity Pebbles rat from back in the day? Was there

503
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: a Was there a more more influential rap song than

504
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: the fucking my name is Djivarni and I'm here to

505
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: say or whatever the funk it was. I do not

506
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about, So I think there probably

507
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: was a more influential rap song. No, this is it,

508
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: this is it, we'll post it on the day. Well, no,

509
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: don't pretend like you don't remember it. Just hit us,

510
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: just just wrap wrap. He said, my name is J

511
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: Barney and I'm here to say I love Fruity Pebbles

512
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: in the major way. And then he was like wok

513
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: on and he was like Barney and Fred fucking caught

514
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: him because the commercials were always it was. He was

515
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: always trying to steal Fred's Okay, yeah the commercial Hey

516
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: bun wait, no, that's Fred up? What did Barney sound like? Ranny?

517
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: The Fred body would be like hey woo kind of

518
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: like that, and then Fred was like, hey, boo boo friend,

519
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: you want to go bowl? Fred was like a what's

520
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: his name? Moon over the Moon to the Moon Alice guy.

521
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: He probably did sound just like Yogi Bear that was

522
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: Yogi Beart. But I bet you Barney did sound like Yogie.

523
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what what did Yogi Bear sound like?

524
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: He was he was hey boo book, Yeah that was

525
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: probably the same, dude. Yeah for real, there for sure.

526
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: I was sure they were just hey, can you get

527
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: in the booth and drop down this this other character. Yeah,

528
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: we're paying you cents a week, get in the booth

529
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: and do all these I actually, uh, you know, like

530
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: a lot of people during the lockdown, I've been watching

531
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,719
Speaker 1: some pretty great movies on the list. I actually I

532
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: turned on the flint Stones live action movie. Well that

533
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: ship is so well, dude, I was with because I

534
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: shoot the Righteous Jimpstones with John Goodman, who obviously played

535
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: Barney Rubble and uh that's right, he played Fred and

536
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: who was Moran Moran is yeah, and he was like

537
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: kind of because I think it was like critically panned

538
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: when it came out, so he I don't know if

539
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: someone mentioned it. Nicole was rolling his eyes being like

540
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: oh yeah you know, and I'm like, hang on, stop

541
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: right there, John Goodman, do not ship on, John Goodman.

542
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: John Goodman, shut up, stop talking, stop talking. Shot up,

543
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: John good Man, just like do not ship on my

544
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: total childhood, because dude, you were fantastic as barn. That

545
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: movie rules. It's it's funny how movies were, like if

546
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: you are of a certain age, they just hit you

547
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: so right. And then even if the movie isn't that great,

548
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: you still look at it so fondly and you're like,

549
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: I love that movie, and I love it still to

550
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: the stay. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest when it came out,

551
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: I didn't really give a funk about it. Upon rewatching,

552
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: that movie is really cool. Every almost every single thing

553
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: is practical. The set costumes. I mean, is Jim Henson

554
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: involved in this at all? I I looked it up.

555
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know it was like it might

556
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: be the reason Puppets died because it costs so much money. Yeah,

557
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: I think that was it. It was it just it

558
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: just cost too much money and so it didn't make

559
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: its money back. And then Hollywood is like, and that's done. Now.

560
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: It was a forty five million dollar films who WHOA,

561
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: that's in like what and that's early nineties million, which,

562
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: if I do the math correctly, million dollar movie. Now,

563
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,479
Speaker 1: if I were to do math correctly, Adam, the thing

564
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: you're talking about the movies that like, we're like a

565
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: moment in time that like held up and if you

566
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: watch them again now, you're like, fun, Yes, they're great.

567
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,239
Speaker 1: But Goonies is one of those movies where if you

568
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: didn't watch it growing up, people people fucking hate on it.

569
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: They're like, that wasn't good. I don't like it. People

570
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: who never saw it growing up watch it now and wait,

571
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: we're like, Blake, you didn't watch that movie growing up?

572
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: And I have mad respect for Goonies. I don't like Goonies, Blake,

573
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: What I don't like Goonies? I Blossom was cool, but

574
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: other than that, I took nothing away from it. The

575
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: Truffle Shop, maybe, I mean the crazy adventure that they

576
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: went on when they looking for treasure, But what about

577
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: all of his gadgets and gizmos. The fucking s kid

578
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: that had all the gadgets that that was dope. I

579
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: think that's Indiana Jones. It is the same kids, same actor.

580
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: Ye see, I maybe I was half watching it. Maybe

581
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: I was playing with Legos watching Temple of Doom, which

582
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: is not that great. No, that movie's fired. He pulls

583
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: a heart out of a dude's chest. I'm down for Goonies.

584
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: I remember watching it and then like, isn't it like

585
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: look old? Like the film is bad quality and ship

586
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: like dood. No, film is not bad quality. It's it's

587
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: same old in it from like the sixties. Goonies. Yeah,

588
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like are you talking about when

589
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 1: you Goonies come out? Yeah? See, I'm a nineties dude. Man,

590
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: what's going on? What is happening? Are you cool? Bro?

591
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: Like like dude, the Cindy Lapper, the Josh Brolin. Sean asked,

592
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: did Goonies affect you guys this much? I don't give

593
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: one funk about Goonies. You're so far off right now,

594
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: I'm like tripping. You just said it's in the sixties, Like, yeah,

595
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: I was okay that I was being facetious and the

596
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: film was bad and that's the reason you didn't like it.

597
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: What is going on right now? What's happening? Dude? It

598
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: was an epic adventure, I mean like it had Shawn

599
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: aston as when when he was peak cute, Shaun asked,

600
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: a little kid, Josh Brolin is like the jock. I

601
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: think I know what's up. I think I know what's up.

602
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: I think I watched a copy that someone recorded off

603
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: a television onto a VH. What was your childhood like that?

604
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: You didn't watch it twelve times? Like I feel like

605
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: it was. I didn't watch it either as a kid.

606
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. I've watched it once. But here's

607
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: the trippy part. Have you guys watched there's a there's

608
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: a version for television where when they get to the

609
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: pirate ship in the water and they're kind of like

610
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: waiting over to it, a sea serpent attacks them. And

611
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: that's not in the original movie, but they added it

612
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: when it had to like stretch for two hours on TV,

613
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: which is fucking crazy. It sounds exciting too. I remember

614
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: it being a real snooze. Dude, How can you think

615
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: that that that going through those tunnels? Like, whether was

616
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: your imagination as a kid? To me? I had tons

617
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: I liked Come on, man, I had great imagination. The

618
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: opening whole sequence is amazing. There's bullet holes the size

619
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: of mots of balls. Yes, you're telling me that your

620
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: favorite I mean, your childhood just must have been doo doo.

621
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 1: It's not because your favorite cereal is your favorite cereals?

622
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: Ohs a cereal. None of us have remember as even

623
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: being a thing. You can't spell goonies without us, and

624
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: then you don't like goonies, you don't at all. You

625
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: know what, I'll maybe rewatch it. I didn't like it,

626
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: and I liked a lot of very imaginative ship. I'm

627
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: down with the Henton Gang. I'm down for Labyrinth, I'm

628
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: down for Dark Crystal, I'm down for Star Wars. I'm

629
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: down for all these adventures. Just weird because I even think,

630
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: like when we were making Workaholics, when Blake Henderson would

631
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: come up with like all these inventions and ship like,

632
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: I would be channeling Goonies. Is that what they did?

633
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: I would channel Home alone? Of course, sure, I'm not

634
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: going to talk. Well, guess what, Chris Columbus, the architect

635
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: of it all. It's the same guy. It's the same guy.

636
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: He's the ship dude. Yeah, you know that dude sucking

637
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: during lunch, runs on a treadmill and watches Daily's. You

638
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: want to know what my fucking movie was? Love that

639
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 1: one right there? Rookie of the Year. Baby, Yeah, great movie.

640
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 1: I was in it. Not a big deal, that is true,

641
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: And yes you were Honders. Let's pivot. Let's just say,

642
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 1: I was a background actor when I was twelve, and

643
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm in the lunch True, we gotta get that footage.

644
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: Do we have it, that hot footie anywhere? Yeah? I

645
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: got it because I remember we all watched it together

646
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: and you're like right reminded back right there, right there

647
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: the side of my head. And then when we were enough,

648
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: you likes just you know, he looked like he looked

649
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: like young young errs. I believe you had some kind

650
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: of a duck tail haircut going on a little a

651
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: little long in the back. Nope, just short hair, maybe

652
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: a turtleneck. Maybe I'm having a stroke. Maybe I'm losing

653
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: my mind. You are striking out today. Yeah, you're all

654
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: over the place. Oh's now goonies from the sixties honors. Yes, Kyle,

655
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 1: that movie is directed by Daniel Stern. We've had Daniel

656
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: Stern on Workaholics and he was in Game Over Man.

657
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: Did you ever talk to him about being in that movie?

658
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: Great question, because that's the only movie he's ever directed.

659
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 1: I think. So. Here's the deal. Rookie of the Year's

660
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: a movie that you should see about a kid baseball

661
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: player breaks his arm and then goes to play for

662
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: the Cubs and I think they win the World Series.

663
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: And yet it's better than Gooney. It's amazing. It's the

664
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: dream baseball movie. If you have kids, you gotta you

665
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: gotta let them watch that if they like baseball at all.

666
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: So they filmed it at my middle school and then

667
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: they basically like cast a bunch of kids to be

668
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: in the background over the weekends and ship or it

669
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: was the summer, I can't remember. Um so I did that.

670
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: They filmed at our school, did a couple of scenes,

671
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 1: and then my drama teacher recommended me for this scene.

672
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: And I sat in the fucking bathroom in the winter

673
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: at Wrigley Field waiting to shoot this scene for like

674
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: a week and then they just cut it and didn't

675
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 1: didn't get in the movie. So when Daniel Stern came

676
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: to Workaholics, they were like, hey, he's here, go say hi.

677
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, fuck you, I got beef with

678
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: this too, and I got yo. Man, I was in

679
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: the bathroom waiting for a week because that's the only

680
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: place the heat was on at Ridley Field, and uh,

681
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: I was like, it was a scene. It was this,

682
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: that and the other, and he goes, yeah, we had

683
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: to fucking cut it, what's up? And I was like,

684
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: he just fucking checked me on my own show. What's

685
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: cool is that it almost could have almost been like

686
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: you did everything in your power in your career just

687
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: to get to that very moment to have Daniel Stern

688
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: in a room alone. Yeah, dude, I mean but by

689
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: the way, it got paid out the ass when I

690
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: was a kid. But that's still probably super fun, like

691
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: as a kid, like, yeah, you're like hanging around, there's cameras,

692
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: you know, you got paid. I think that's stuff so awesome.

693
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: I was on set, Yeah, yeah, I got to do

694
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: that at the Oakland Coliseum when they were filming Angels

695
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: in the Outfield. Also another maybe the second greatest baseball

696
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: movie when everyone starts flapping their their their wings. I've

697
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: never seen it. Good. Yeah, it's cool. Danny Glover, Dog

698
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: Danny Glover or do Danny Glover Christopher Lloyd And that's

699
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: when the Angels uniforms were sick like the California Angels. Hell,

700
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: that was dope. I got my baseball glove signed by

701
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: Danny Glover. You gotta signed by Danny Glover. Do you

702
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: still have that glove? I'm pretty sure it's at my

703
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: folks house. Yeah, It's was really funny and I always

704
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 1: love showing people that, Yeah, you have to get that

705
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: same glove signed by like g Love and special Sauce Glover,

706
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: yea Crispin Glover, Glover, all the Glovers. You gotta get it.

707
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: That's I wish that would have been so sick to

708
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: have that throughout the career. I think you could pull

709
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: that off. Just a weird glove that you carry around

710
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: with you in your trunk to to get signed by

711
00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: by famous people with the last named Glover will start.

712
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: It was awesome. I was I was an extra in

713
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 1: high school. I worked at a grocery store. And Andrew

714
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: Payne um or Alexander Payne was uh he goes by.

715
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: Andrew's close friends call him Andrew. Yeah, his close friends

716
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: call him by a totally different name. Alexander Payne was

717
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: doing about Schmidt and they were shooting it at the

718
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: grocery store that I worked at, at Baker's, and they

719
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: wanted to use like real background people like people that

720
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: actually worked at the store as the background to make

721
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: it feel authentic. And people knew that I, like, you know,

722
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: liked comedy and acting that kind of thing. So they're like, Adam,

723
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: do you want to be in the background. I'm like yeah,

724
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: and they're like, this is Adam. He dances at weddings

725
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: hoping to be discovered. He'll be perfect. Yeah, what's gonna happen, dude, exactly.

726
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: And so I'm like fourteen, fourteen or fifteen, and they're like,

727
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: here's your shot, and like, well, the time is now.

728
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: The real scouts are right there, and they wanted me

729
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: to be stalking like a shelf and then like thirty

730
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: closer to the camera, Nicholson is going to come grab

731
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: a gallon of milk and turn around and walk out

732
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 1: of the shot basically, and I'm just sort of stacking

733
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: yogurts in the background, and uh, I'm like angling my

734
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: head out to like to make sure it's on camera,

735
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: Like I'm leaned way back. Is your back to camera? No,

736
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm it's a profile shot, but I'm like leaning way

737
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: back and extending my arms hell afar to like still

738
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 1: stack but make sure that I'm in the shot, because

739
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: I just I knew as an actor you gotta find

740
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: the lens. And so I'm like I remember, like Alexander Paint,

741
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 1: like the a d goes to talk to Alexander Payne,

742
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: and now I know that that's like the assistant director.

743
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: That guy's butts too big. They're like, it's has a studio,

744
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: fat ass. They go, hey, guys, by the way, I'm like,

745
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: there's only a few eggs. They're talking to me. They're like, hey,

746
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: so this isn't um Jack Nicholson. You know you're not

747
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: in a movie. You're just stacking shelves. Uh, you know,

748
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: so let's uh, let's just stack shelves how you normally

749
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: would stack shells and talking to everyone as if I'm

750
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: not the only one stack shells, and so I'm like totally, totally,

751
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: totally and so but then I like try to like

752
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: I do it so where like the rest of my

753
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: body is angled out and I'm stacking shells with one

754
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: arm away that you would never stocked shells. You put

755
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: a hand up under yeah, And I'm like kind of

756
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: angling myself out so I could get on on frame,

757
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: but I'm not running back in the same way. And

758
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: I thinking like this is gonna and I'm like this

759
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: is gonna make it so I can stay in the movie.

760
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: And then they go great, cut, um, hey, we actually

761
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: we got a new job for you if you want

762
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 1: to come over here. And I'm like, oh my god.

763
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: Nicholson probably saw me stacking the stock in the shelves,

764
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, this guy's got something. I got lined.

765
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: They're gonna give me some lines. Jack wants a scene

766
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: with I've been discovered. I've been discovered. He might have

767
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: seen me at my aunt Cindy's wedding dancing and that

768
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: was the first scouting of my talents. And they were like, here,

769
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: you got a stock shells over here, and now I'm

770
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: stocking shells like and then I realized I'm no longer

771
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: on camera at all. Like they put me down in

772
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: aisle just stocking, Like I'm actually just working. At this point,

773
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: You're holding the boom and craft services cut out cut

774
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. So you were working.

775
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not like saying this is a joke.

776
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: You were working with Jack Nicholson, Like you saw Jack

777
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: Nicholson when you were just a teenager. I was working

778
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: with Jack. Yes, I was working with Jack Nicholson. You

779
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, that's fucking crazy cool. It

780
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: was so cool. It was like it was fucking yeah,

781
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: but you didn't end up on the film with him.

782
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: You need to make it your life's mission to go

783
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: find those dailies. Yeah, you need to get the Alexander

784
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: and you know he listens. This is Andrew paying Yeah,

785
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: Andrew Andrew Payne and yeah text Andy. Uh, this is

786
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: if everyone can turn it down, I'd like to speak

787
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: just to Alexander. Uh, everyone turned it down, Thank you, Alexander. Hey, uh,

788
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: Adam here from the Baker Supermarket, um location. Yes, of course.

789
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: I would just like to say if we could get

790
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: those dailies, I think would really help my career, and

791
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: probably I'd like to put it in my real to

792
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: show that I've worked with greats such as Jackie Nicholson. Okay,

793
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 1: everybody can turn it back up now, and I hope

794
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: you did. You did Alexander Faine's voice for one part

795
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: for yes, of course? What am I doing? H ride? Really?

796
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: That was my favorite part? Yes, of course? What do

797
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: you What do you remember from jack Nicholson like in

798
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: the grocery store? Did they have any lines or was

799
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: it part of a montage? Like what do you think? No,

800
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: it was just to show how like I think, depressed

801
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: he was and he It was just like a monte

802
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: of him doing stuff alone and you're dancing in the

803
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: back stocking show, just me in the background doing pock

804
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: block and dropping, Hey, that's not helping. You got moves,

805
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: there's no denying it. Also, there's hot dogs outside, go

806
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: get one. We're all it. Can we get that kid

807
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: out of there? We just burned four takes. Yeah, totally, totally.

808
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: Let's get him out of here. No, we're not gonna

809
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 1: burn anymore film. Can you get the special needs kid

810
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: out of here? I was also an extra in Funny People,

811
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: the John Apatow movie. When I was working at the Improv,

812
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: I just quit working to do comedy full time. And

813
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: I quit like maybe four months prior or something like that,

814
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 1: And I got a call from Rita at the Hollywood Improv. Peeps,

815
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: we're shooting a movie County at the Improv. Wait, sorry,

816
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: what did she call you? Peeps? And what does that mean?

817
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: Read it like a classic uh, like comedy club manager

818
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: where they are just like I feel like they all

819
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: are like pretty cooky, fun women that are sort of

820
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: the mother hens of the comics. And she's kind of

821
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: the Queen Bee, great person, she's the best and she

822
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: calls it if you if she likes you, she calls

823
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: you peeps. And if she's upset with you, she calls

824
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: you poops. Everybody yeah for the most part, show like okay, okay,

825
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 1: I thought that was your nickname. Sorry, no, she called

826
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: everybody like peeps. Got set it for you, and she

827
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: was like, get your butt down here. I bet we

828
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: can get you a line. And I'm like, awesome, So

829
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: I rushed down. I I put on my old uniform

830
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 1: as if I'm working at the improv, and then I'm

831
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: just deep background. So there's like you see me in

832
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: one take, you see like a profile shot of me,

833
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,479
Speaker 1: like carrying a tray. She just having you don labor

834
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: in the face of the gains. You're like, I don't

835
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: wait to rolling. No, just bring up those bottles in

836
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: the basement. He did four takes and Appata was like,

837
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: can we do We were already burned enough film on this.

838
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,479
Speaker 1: Can we get him out of here? Can we get

839
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: that out of here? He just keeps walking right in

840
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: the lens and like looking at the camera like I

841
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: fucking the lens. We got a kid, you found the lens.

842
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: Good job mouthing. I'm talented now go find the front door.

843
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: Afata is known to just let the camera roll for

844
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Thirty seconds later, we were done. Cut, we're done,

845
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: We're good, moving on. I think we got it. We

846
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: got it. But that ship was just so exciting, like

847
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: when you're younger to be around a proper movie set,

848
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: you know, just to like be around people actually making

849
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,959
Speaker 1: movies and TV shows, especially like before we had really

850
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 1: ever been on a true proper set, when we were

851
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: just kind of doing our own things, you know, back

852
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: in the day, right. I think my only experience with

853
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: the movie set ever was that when I was on

854
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: the tram tour at Universal Studios, they were filming jingle

855
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: all the way and I was high, everyone be quiet,

856
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 1: They're filming an episode of Magnum p. I wait, they

857
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: were filming jingle all the way, like while you were

858
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: on the tram. Yeah, Like everything was dressed like it

859
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: was Christmas. I saw what was his name, like Powerman

860
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: or whatever. That Like the whole thing about the movie

861
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: is they're trying to get this this toy like Powerman Turboman. Yeah.

862
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was Arnold because at the

863
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: finish of the film, at the finale he dresses up

864
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: as the character and he's in the parade, and that's

865
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: the ship I saw filming. So maybe I saw Arnold.

866
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Can I just say one thing?

867
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: If it was Arnold, you'd know, yea, because there'd be

868
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: little ponies running around him. Arnold's ponies could be on

869
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: his bicycle. Blake, you were with me when Arnold Schwarzenegger

870
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: came to the Orange County Fairgrounds. I didn't go to that.

871
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: That's the that's governator years. Yes, when he was running

872
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: for the governor. He our teacher. It was like I

873
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: was in like improv class or drama class or something,

874
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: and our teacher goes, hey, Arnold Swarzenerger's running for governor.

875
00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: He's literally two hundred yards away in the fairgrounds parking lot.

876
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 1: If you want to go, I'm willing to just cut

877
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: you loose from class and you guys can go over there.

878
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like later him pushes over and old lady

879
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: on the ground, where's the camera? Where's the fucking camera?

880
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 1: But I'm not filming. I swam through the entire crowd.

881
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: I kept saying, I had a little notepad where I

882
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: would like write, uh, you know, like little bits that

883
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: I was working on because I was trying to do

884
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: a comedy at that point. And I went through the

885
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: whole crowd, going O C C press, coming through as

886
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: if it was like a real credential. And I get

887
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: him all the way to the very front and I

888
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: reach out and I touched Arnold on the shoulder and

889
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: he turns around, gives me a double thumbs up and

890
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: goes yeah, And I'm like my heart stopped. I didn't

891
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: know what to say. Yeah, And they were playing twisted sisters.

892
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 1: We're not going to take it, like Vietna on that was.

893
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: That was like his rallying cry. Yeah, it's like we're

894
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: not gonna take it. I mean, immediately got my vote.

895
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: That's all it takes. I mean he left to go

896
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 1: see Arnold. I stayed in class. I finished reading Samuel

897
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: Beckett you know I'm a better person, and eating my

898
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: bowl of Yeah. I like that story. Did you guys

899
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 1: all did you guys all do theater in high school? Yeah?

900
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: And what productions do you remember being horrible or shining

901
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: in or having a good time doing. I had to

902
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: play the part of God in a one act and

903
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: it was the most lines I've ever had was with

904
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: a smile you have when you say that I had

905
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: to play God and now I'm a director and I

906
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: play God. No, it was just so happy. It was

907
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: the most lines. Wants to be God. That's why he

908
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: became a director, Howard, Well, dude, you gotta understand that

909
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: I was a tech guy. I was fucking like running

910
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: the spotlight and then I'm like, well, I'm going to

911
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: get up in that ship. Who me? You want me

912
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: to be God? You kind of did. It wasn't so

913
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: you were stage crew. I was stage crew for like

914
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: the first like two years, and then I did, let's

915
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: talk to Blay because he's going to give us the

916
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: real You're like, you're spinning a fable about yourself a

917
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, Like it was the most lines I've

918
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: ever had, That's all I wanted to say. And it

919
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 1: was horror. But like stage crew. Let's be on his

920
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: stage crew cats in high school where it was a

921
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: weird little bunch man. They were already like being like,

922
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: I run the lights, so this is what I do.

923
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: You were not that guy. It wasn't like we were

924
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: dusting you off. It wasn't like we were dusting you

925
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: off and like throwing you on stage like this is

926
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 1: your first time speaking in public. You were a popular kid. No, no,

927
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: I had done Damn Yankees, I had done. Like I

928
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:40,240
Speaker 1: just remember stage crew at Hella Keys. Yeah, they loved

929
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: their key. That was power to them, Like every key

930
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: there's another level. Oh do you need to get in here? Well?

931
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 1: It is a weird thing in high school to be

932
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: like to just one thing if you like, are into drama,

933
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: because you're like, yeah, you're like performing. But the kids

934
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: that are like I just like setting stuff up. Yeah,

935
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, that's it. Not. I always was

936
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: interested in both. I mean I was, but you are.

937
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: You have charisma, you fucking you weren't like a backstage

938
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: dweller like a Gollum my favorite actor. No, no, I know.

939
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: It was just a lot of lines and it was

940
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: I was hell of nervous playing that part. And I

941
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: don't think I was good because I remember I had

942
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: to say the word like Arab and I said a

943
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: rab as god and I still can't say. But guess what,

944
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: you probably got some chucks out of it. So adam no, no,

945
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: because where we grew up, they didn't know that's how

946
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: it was pronounced. Nobody told me, so I did like

947
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: six nights, whereas god I had to. I said a

948
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: rab like a fucking It still haunts you when no

949
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: one corrected, you know, nobody nobody did there. Yeah it

950
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: was weird, but you know what I'll give let me

951
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 1: give a little credit to the stage crew. Um, it

952
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: was just something to do, which is all you need

953
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: in high school. And they did hella fucking drugs, you

954
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, everybody's just oak and weed

955
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: for sure. And also yeah, I will say they were

956
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: probably getting blow jobs like backpack stage that's like a

957
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: very forbidden place where ship goes down. Dude, the dankest

958
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: skunk weed blow jobs. I will say that, like as

959
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: much as people shout on the drama departments in high school,

960
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 1: like for my drama department in high school, like they

961
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:25,280
Speaker 1: won state, they were like cool, but it's still like, uh,

962
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: that's not cool. That it doesn't matter exactly, but still

963
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: like everyone, all of my other friends that were athletes

964
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: would like shoot on it. So for sure I would

965
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: like make up lies because I was ashamed of like that.

966
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: I actually enjoy doing drama in this and more artistic

967
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: stuff and being like most c press Yeah, for sure.

968
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: I would know. I'd be like, I have to go

969
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: because they're like, hey, come over to Ryan's garage after school,

970
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 1: we're gonna smoke weed. And I'd be like, I wish

971
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: I could, but I actually have to help my dad

972
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: build a deck and so and then oh yeah, and

973
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: then it's me going to rehearse. And then suddenly like

974
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm in the play. I'm one of the leads of

975
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: the play. Come you know, a few weeks later and

976
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: they're like, wait a second, Uh, I've already told this.

977
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: I've been told that I've already told the story. Yeah, yeah,

978
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna build a deck and then like you know,

979
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: and then you know I'm lying people, But I will

980
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: say that, uh, more than any other group in high school,

981
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: I feel drama people are the horny ist bucks in bro. Yeah,

982
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: let's talk about that. They're all giving hand jobs and

983
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: blow jobs and finger in backstage. It's it's a real massage,

984
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: weirdo orgy back. There tons of awkward massages, all the

985
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: weird stuff. It's co ed. That's the whole thing is

986
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: that it's co ed. You're around girls like basketball, football,

987
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: You're you're separated. Thank god, because it'd be fucking all day. Well,

988
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: and you know, you know that sometimes you're in a

989
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: scene where it's love. Were you ever in a scene?

990
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Absolutely, Now what he's talking about. Wait, so

991
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: what is a play that you did, Blake? There's plays

992
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: a play I did. Yeah, I mean Kyle talked about it.

993
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: But like everyone wants to hear about you doing Hamlet,

994
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: I never did. I didn't. I didn't love I love performing,

995
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: I love getting laughs. I loved all that. The one

996
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: outlet for that is the drama department. Thank god, we

997
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: had an improv team. That's where I really liked to be. Okay, well,

998
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: you were a legendary. Blake was legendary on the improv team.

999
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: I have to give I have to pump him up

1000
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 1: here because he was like one of the first freshmen

1001
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: to be on the improv team with seniors. With senior

1002
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: it was a four year thing and most of the

1003
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: time you didn't get on the team until you were

1004
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: a junior or senior. Blake and our buddy Teddy came

1005
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: in and fucking stomped the door down and got in

1006
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: as freshman and we won the Diablo Valley Improv League Championship.

1007
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: That to be honest, I think that's why because I

1008
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: was interested in pro warming before that. But then I'm like, god,

1009
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm never going to be as good as these guys.

1010
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to crew right right right. I thought

1011
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, yeah, there was theuter, but I

1012
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: don't like doing that. Like ho, I'm good a skateboarding,

1013
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: but I do freestyle walking instead. I did slam poetry

1014
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: at the talent show and I caught the buck were great.

1015
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: We had a super cool theater teacher, drama teacher, Mr

1016
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 1: Will's r I P. He's very influential in my life.

1017
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 1: Like I think I met him right, yes, yes, yeah, yeah,

1018
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: you guys did. And you know he would make me

1019
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 1: come out of my shell. So I did musicals and

1020
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: I always told him like, I don't want to do musicals.

1021
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 1: I fucking think they're I love to watch a great musical.

1022
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to ever be in a musical. Like

1023
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 1: I told him that. He's like, you got to, dude,

1024
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: literally just like fucking shut up and do it. That

1025
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: is what's cool about just being in high school. You

1026
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: just do things that are a little bit that you're

1027
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: just trying to stuff out because you don't really know

1028
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: what you like and what you don't like. Up to

1029
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: that point you're like, wow, maybe I maybe I'll like this,

1030
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: maybe I won't, but it's it's kind of given to

1031
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 1: go in the moment. It is terrifying, like you think,

1032
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: like that is like your whole brand or I don't

1033
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: know whatever, it's like what you are. But like, yeah,

1034
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm really glad I did it because now I know

1035
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: I fucking don't like doing it right right. Yeah, it's

1036
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: like I have to look back at like because you're

1037
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: just so self conscious in high school of thinking like

1038
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: people are judging you or you gotta be cool for

1039
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: this reason or that reason. And I remember like because

1040
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: I could always just sing, and so the the the

1041
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: like chow choir. Uh, teacher or coach or whatever. It

1042
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: was like, Adam, we want you in chow choir. Like

1043
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: if you audition you you will get in it. And

1044
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: I remember, how did you know you could sing? Because

1045
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: we had like choir in school, so you had to. Oh,

1046
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: you just had to sing in like music class, in

1047
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 1: music class, and so so they're like, oh, you are

1048
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: a good singer. You would be in chow choir if

1049
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: you auditioned, and I kind of was like because I

1050
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,280
Speaker 1: like singing, but I didn't. I already was doing drama.

1051
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I can't do both things like I do,

1052
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: my friends will kill me. I do want to get

1053
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: a blowjob once in high school, so if I do both,

1054
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's going to happen. Little did

1055
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: I know that these creative types, they were the ones

1056
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: doling out those early blow jobs friendly were on here. Yeah,

1057
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: that was the thing. You go, you go getting the wings,

1058
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: like right before you have to get on stage, and

1059
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: there was a stage was horny as fun. There was

1060
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: a certain point where it was like, I'm gonna give

1061
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: you a bonrd before you go on stage, Like what

1062
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: the fuck? Were like, what the funk? I love this

1063
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: so much, but like, what the funk? You'd be on stage,

1064
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: you'd look in the wings in some chip would be

1065
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: showing your ditties to throw you off, so you forget

1066
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: your like it was crazy. So that happened exactly to

1067
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: me when I was a It's real. I was a

1068
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: freshman and she was a senior, and it was right

1069
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: before we're about to go out. She just like with

1070
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: your titties out for me. And when you're a freshman,

1071
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: a senior titties mean m she's a she's a woman,

1072
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: and and you're just like, oh my god. And she

1073
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I wish you weren't a freshman.

1074
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: We'd have so much fun. And then she walked on

1075
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: stage and I'm like, mom, I knew what I want

1076
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: to do for the rest of my life. I'm an actor.

1077
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Lady Macbeth real quick. But hold hook

1078
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: line and sinker. I'm an artist. She cut me artist.

1079
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm an artist now. I like Liz. Dude, God damn,

1080
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 1: I think you guys are there when I found this out.

1081
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: But you were talking about the like cool theater teacher

1082
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: and all that. We had a fucking dope theater guy too,

1083
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: who got like busted for some ship really allegedly I

1084
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: think actually allegedly he was arrested. I think he got

1085
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 1: busted on some ship and like that sucks for those people.

1086
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: But I do remember him us being like like busted

1087
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: on like use of powers like touching some like young

1088
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: kids or like what. He never left the department. He

1089
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: always stayed young. Like they just you know, touching and

1090
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: grabbing and get one into doing this stuff. Why are

1091
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: you turning into Bill Cobby. That's the worst thing to do.

1092
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: That's the who he was. I think you get it's horrible. Okay, Okay,

1093
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: I think he did. He did some freaky show with

1094
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: some boys. Okay, okay, But what's crazy is I just

1095
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: remember him being like, Oh, this dude tells like Dirney

1096
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: jokes and stuff, and like this is mad cool cool,

1097
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, he treats us like a grownup.

1098
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: It's a disgusting happen my my high school principal growing

1099
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: up under it was a closeted gay man. He got caught,

1100
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: like set he was arrested. He was arrested, and uh

1101
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: he got He got arrested for like trying to blow

1102
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: an undercover copy in a bush at our local park. Wait,

1103
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: that's since when is that against the law? I think

1104
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: it's public. Yeah, you're not allowed to do that. Maybe

1105
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: he made him pay for it, or you're not allowed

1106
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: to do that, but you are allowed to blow whoever

1107
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: you want in the wings right before going on stage

1108
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: public school. Doesn't that suck though? Isn't that set up

1109
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: to fucking catch these dudes? It's set up? Well, I

1110
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,479
Speaker 1: guess it's set up, But like, isn't it bullshit? Because

1111
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, these guys who want to get

1112
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: their fucking rocks off, where are they gonna go? They're

1113
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: gonna fucking go pay for a hotel that gets expensive

1114
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 1: and they gotta go outside all that, brother, I'm with you.

1115
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: They got to go outside. Apparently Griffith party. Don't you

1116
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 1: want to get a nice cool breeze blowing on you

1117
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: when you're your guts to when you're And and also

1118
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: like it wasn't even he wasn't even getting his ds right,

1119
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: he was going to blow an Yeah, he was sucking

1120
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: d D was he just wanted to give back to

1121
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: the local community. The undercover cop was getting s Yeah,

1122
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: it was it was he like was like you want it,

1123
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: and he like got on his name, was about to

1124
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: pull it out and then they arrested him. So apparently

1125
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: allegedly pulled out his badge. Can you imagine being that

1126
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: cop and be like, alright, uh, Sanderson, tonight you're on duty. Okay,

1127
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: what'll be doing we busted up? You're gonna be trying

1128
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: to get a guy to sirc your dick tonight. And

1129
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: here's the catch. It's in the park. Yeah, I bet

1130
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: you wanted to be doing too much acting. Okay, nobody

1131
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: heard that. I'm not getting fired. What's the just kind

1132
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: of go on the swing, just kind of be swinging

1133
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: around looking cute as fun or whatever you gotta do.

1134
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: Try to try to look cute. And Sanderson, where are

1135
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: those tight khaki pants that you wore two weeks ago?

1136
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 1: You thank get Moore to our barbecue? Okay, you gotta

1137
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: like bait people like like some dude, You're like, hey,

1138
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: do you want to know something? They're like, I'm not

1139
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: with you. You're like, what, Yeah, you have to send

1140
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: your like cutest officer you know oation. You know that's

1141
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: the movie Hot. That's our follow up to Crack. That's no,

1142
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: that's just Snap become police officers, and Crackle is the

1143
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: one who could We all know what the pop is

1144
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: pop and snap our cops. Pop is a cop. You

1145
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 1: gotta snap the button off, and then crackling is the

1146
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: blow job, and then the pop is the shot. How

1147
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: you think crackles the blowjob very quickly? You know I

1148
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: would be crackling. Hey, bro, I'm gonna tell you right now.

1149
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: If you don't crackle the cock, bro, you ain't doing

1150
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: it she had them pop rocks in the mouth, it'd

1151
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: be crackling. Alright, guys, any takebacks, apologies or epic slams?

1152
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: Most of it? Most of it? Yeah, I got an

1153
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: epic slam. Adam, stop telling the same damn story? Wow?

1154
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: What it? Now? See that we It's called an epic

1155
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: slam and that was just a regular slam. I don't

1156
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: know how epic that slam was. That's the first time

1157
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: we've tried to epic slam. I just busted the seal

1158
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 1: on the epic slam. All right, Now, that's why you're

1159
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: not snap. We've never done it before. That is true.

1160
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,919
Speaker 1: That is true. Just do the do the spotlight, dog,

1161
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 1: do the spotlight. Okay, Yeah, we're just worry about setting

1162
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,959
Speaker 1: up a sea stand or something home burning others feels good,

1163
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: I guess I do want to say. I want to

1164
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: compliment everyone except for Adam for not telling the same

1165
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: damn stories all the time. That there we go. That's good,

1166
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: so one too. It's a compliment sat solid good. Um.

1167
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: I would love to apologize to the movie Goonies. You know,

1168
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: evidently I have a weird memory of it. Maybe I

1169
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: saw it on a dirty as VHS. Rerecording, but I

1170
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 1: will revisit it and sorry for all the shots fired.

1171
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: You proved my point, which I appreciate. Thank you for that,

1172
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: because I said, people who didn't really watch it growing

1173
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: up watch it now and they're just like, this movie

1174
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: fucking sucks. So it does that. No, people who didn't

1175
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: watch it growing up are obviously like brand damage or

1176
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 1: something like something's wrong, uh, and they think it sucks.

1177
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: So if I go back and watch it now, not

1178
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: even liking it as a kid, I'm gonna say it sucks.

1179
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 1: As guys. Guys, guys, guys. All movies from the eighties

1180
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: and also a lot from the nineties are just it's

1181
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: so much slower like now movies have to hit you

1182
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: over the head right away and it's got to be

1183
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 1: a ninety minute shotgun blast. When movies back in the

1184
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: day used to take some time to ease you into

1185
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 1: the world, and now they just hit you over the

1186
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: head with it. So it's just a different type of

1187
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: movie making. What do you prefer, because sometimes I find

1188
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: it's so like it. I just find it nice to

1189
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 1: let it unfurl in the beginning, as opposed to like, boom,

1190
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: this is the thing, and you gotta get the thing.

1191
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 1: By this time we're talking pace. Well, it's I feel

1192
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: like I I'm so used to that now that watching

1193
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: an older movie, I am like, well, fucking get to it.

1194
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 1: Like I rewatched was it Alien Alien? What's the first one?

1195
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: Alien Alien? So good? So slow in the beginning, and

1196
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: I remember I'm like almost turned it off. I'm like, God, damn,

1197
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: are they gonna fucking get to it? But then by

1198
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: the end of the movie, I'm like, incredible movie. Absolutely

1199
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: love that movie, right worth and like building tension. Like also,

1200
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,919
Speaker 1: smoke weed during the first part. Be smoking weed during

1201
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: the first party, Like you know, I'll be smoking to

1202
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 1: the dog. That's my boy, that's why you crack a boy,

1203
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm cracking you know. I'd be drinking a delicious can

1204
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 1: beverage that c A N N Can beverage or Ashland

1205
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 1: or Ashland. Hey, is that all there is to drink

1206
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: on this space vacation or damn right? Sponsored by is important? Alright, guys, Hey,

1207
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 1: that's another episode in the bag baby, Hell yeah, alright, Hey,

1208
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: see you guys next week on this Boa