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Speaker 1: Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Hey, producer, Sam,

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Speaker 1: how are you down there? I'm doing well. It's Friday.

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Speaker 1: No complaints. Who's your your victim? Who's doing horoscopes for YouTube? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Will you be my victim today, Elvis? Yes, happily, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Everyone else's victim in this room. See I spoil you.

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Speaker 1: You are something else? Ran. Oh, Daniel, don't you kiss?

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Speaker 1: Don't even get me started on you. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everyone your secret. I don't know a secret. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get going. Um, there's horoscopes. I put

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Speaker 1: it to your right. Okay, here you are here, You're somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. That must be it. That sounds like

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Speaker 1: the horoscopes. Oh, here, it is here, it is here.

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Speaker 1: It is. If you have a birthday today, you celebrate

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Speaker 1: with Sarah, Michelle Geller, Abigail Breslin, and Adrian Brodie. Oh.

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Speaker 1: And with that said, let's move Capricorn. Do the right things,

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Speaker 1: but stay within reason. Capricorn, your day's a six, Hey Aquarius,

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Speaker 1: Your infectious positivity has people stuck to you like glue.

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Speaker 1: Your days of nine, hey, Pisces. Build up your courage,

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Speaker 1: speak your mind. You'll be glad you did your day's

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Speaker 1: an eight aries disrupt your boring day to day routine.

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Speaker 1: Your mind will be stuck in mediocrity otherwise. Your days

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Speaker 1: of seven, Hey Taurus, remember sometimes your best effort still

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Speaker 1: isn't good enough for some people. Learn when to move

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Speaker 1: on your days of six, Hey Gemini, be aware of

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Speaker 1: the power you hold and use it for good. Your

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Speaker 1: days of seven, Cancer, you may have started a project

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Speaker 1: on the wrong foot. It's okay. Try and learn from

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Speaker 1: your mistakes. Your days of five, Leo, you are absolutely

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Speaker 1: the bell of the ball. Thank you. Enjoy all of

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Speaker 1: the wonderful praise that you undoubtedly deserve. Your days of ten, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: put you pie and smoke itches, Virgo, try to take

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Speaker 1: a second look at something before you commit to purchase it.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, Virgo. Sorry, your days of eight. That is

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Speaker 1: my life's problem. Libra, enjoy a quiet night at home.

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Speaker 1: Don't push yourself to do more. Your days and nine, Scorpio,

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Speaker 1: work on what it's Work on what it is your

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Speaker 1: mind and heart really want, and stop driving yourself. What okay,

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Speaker 1: let me read this again, Hey Scorpio, work on what's

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Speaker 1: your What's it's on the page two, in the middle

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Speaker 1: of a sentence, you get out you're doing great. Thank

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Speaker 1: you anyway, he Scorpio, work on what is your mind?

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Speaker 1: And work on what it is your mind and heart

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Speaker 1: really want, and stop denying yourself those earthly pleasures off.

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Speaker 1: What's their day? Your day is at eight, Fantas, shut up, Nate.

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Speaker 1: And finally, Sagittarius, you are as free as a bird

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Speaker 1: and filled with incredible ideas that can move mountains. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's so nice. Your day's and nine and does your

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Speaker 1: fighting morning hors scorpio apology anyway? Uh, there you go,

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Speaker 1: So Danielle, Yeah, the other spoiled one. What do you

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Speaker 1: have coming up in your first report of the day.

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