Speaker 1: Jackson right here. How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? How are you.
Speaker 1: Jackson? Is there anything in particular you want to talk
Speaker 1: about this evening?
Speaker 2: Ah? Yes, I actually did have something on my mind
Speaker 2: that I needed, like some advice on or like your thoughts.
Speaker 2: Probably sure, sure, So I I kind of started like
Speaker 2: this side hustle thing going on.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's just me participating in and porn.
Speaker 1: When you said really quick, it's you know, when you
Speaker 1: say really quick, it's just me participating in porn. Are
Speaker 1: you participating in porn with with yourself or with other people.
Speaker 2: Myself? That's that's the thing. Is this site just like
Speaker 2: live videos, that's kind of all you do, so you
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about, you know, your video being
Speaker 2: on there the whole, you know, like for people to
Speaker 2: download or anything. I mean, obviously people can screen record
Speaker 2: or something, but that's out of the people that do it.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like a twenty five out of or twenty
Speaker 2: five out of one hundred.
Speaker 1: So tell me more about how you got into this.
Speaker 2: While you see, I recently got out of a relationship
Speaker 2: about I don't know, two weeks ago, and this is
Speaker 2: something that I've also been thinking about doing for a
Speaker 2: little bit, but after I got out of this relationship,
Speaker 2: it's been kind of pushed on me like, Okay, I
Speaker 2: don't have this attention anymore. I don't have like I
Speaker 2: feel a sense of like loneliness or something. So I
Speaker 2: just hopped onto that kind of right away, and it's
Speaker 2: it's been kind of a kind of a good gig
Speaker 2: because I can kind of just hop on whenever I
Speaker 2: want and I've done I've been doing it for probably
Speaker 2: about a week and a half, i'd say, and already
Speaker 2: cashed out a four hundred dollars and I haven't been
Speaker 2: doing it every day. It's just like, you know, maybe
Speaker 2: four times.
Speaker 1: So you feel like you're getting a lot of attention
Speaker 1: out of this that has been lost in your breakup.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. I feel like it's been filling that hole
Speaker 2: that i've that I have, So that makes sense.
Speaker 1: And what kind of attention is it?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 4: It? Is it?
Speaker 1: You want attention to your body, you want sexual attention,
Speaker 1: you want to just be no, just in general, like,
Speaker 1: how would you describe the the type of attention that
Speaker 1: that you're seeking that you're finding in uh in being
Speaker 1: a camboy.
Speaker 2: It's kind of yeah, all the above, I would say,
Speaker 2: because obviously I do like attentions sexually or then also
Speaker 2: just chatting because you can you can chat on there,
Speaker 2: and I've had people willing to buy me things too
Speaker 2: and just talk to me, so that, I mean, that's
Speaker 2: been pretty nice. Because I have a couple of friends,
Speaker 2: like outside of outside of my life that I hang
Speaker 2: out with, and but you know, they they have their
Speaker 2: own lives too, so when I'm not with them, I'm
Speaker 2: just kind of on my own, and so these random
Speaker 2: strangers kind of fill.
Speaker 3: That void.
Speaker 2: Mhm in a way. And yeah, I mean I was
Speaker 2: going to say, there are there are some kind of
Speaker 2: weird people that I do encounter, which is fine. But
Speaker 2: like I had somebody wanting to buy my socks and
Speaker 2: they they paid me one hundred dollars to wear my
Speaker 2: socks for two days in a row and send it
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 1: So you've been doing this for a week and it's
Speaker 1: been nice to be getting some attention that you wanted.
Speaker 1: You've been getting a little bit of money. Have you
Speaker 1: encountered any any problems in this one week, any red flags,
Speaker 1: anything that makes you think to yourself, I don't know
Speaker 1: how long I can do this for or has it
Speaker 1: been a week of mostly upside?
Speaker 2: There has been like maybe a couple downsides. Like I've
Speaker 2: I've been getting like threats almost on this kind of threats,
Speaker 2: and like I've had I had somebody reach out to
Speaker 2: me and like threatened to kill me. They knew where
Speaker 2: I lived. They told me to stop doing. What I'm
Speaker 2: doing is to kind of like put myself in check,
Speaker 2: is what they're trying to do. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: it was just so odd and I've never I've never
Speaker 2: really gotten death threats before until then. So then I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is kind of odd.
Speaker 1: Do you feel them affecting you very much? Because it
Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're able to brush them off
Speaker 1: pretty easily as just being odd or sort of laughable.
Speaker 2: I kind of did brush it off at first. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, what do I what do I do?
Speaker 2: Do I need to like lock my door and I
Speaker 2: was like kind of looking outside my window like the
Speaker 2: rest of the night. But I was fine. And it's
Speaker 2: been a few days since then, So that's why I've
Speaker 2: kind of shrugged it off mm.
Speaker 3: Hmm for now.
Speaker 1: And so do you anticipate that you'll continue to be
Speaker 1: a Camboy.
Speaker 2: Moving forward, I think so, I think I'll keep doing
Speaker 2: it as much as I can. I am in I
Speaker 2: am in school starting in January, and then I also
Speaker 2: have a full time job. So this is just a
Speaker 2: side thing that I do when I'm not when I'm
Speaker 2: not busy.
Speaker 1: What is your ultimate goal, Jackson?
Speaker 2: My ultimate goal. My ultimate goal is to earn enough
Speaker 2: money to just get out of debt. I'm kind of
Speaker 2: like in a bad spot financially right now, So this
Speaker 2: is something I can do at home. I don't have
Speaker 2: to like door dash or anything. And you know, so
Speaker 2: it's it's pretty convenient.
Speaker 1: Jackson. Your penis, it's yours to monetize. You know, you're right,
Speaker 1: it is really what you're doing. You're like metaphorically sort
Speaker 1: of taking your penis and like squeek like like you're
Speaker 1: like juicing of fruits. You're like juicing money out of it.
Speaker 1: And it belongs to you, Yes, your property, And I
Speaker 1: implore you to squeeze all of the all of the
Speaker 1: cash you can out of it, if that's what you
Speaker 1: desire to do.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, this dick ain't free, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else that you would like to express
Speaker 1: this evening thoughts, feelings, sentiments, questions, comments, concerns.
Speaker 2: No, I don't I don't think so. I think this
Speaker 2: is really enlightening and helpful and what to do moving forward.
Speaker 1: So thanks, of course, thank you for sharing Sam. No,
Speaker 1: you're not Sam. I've been calling everyone Sam today.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 2: Jackson's not my real name, so I it's okay with that.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. I'm gona look, honestly, if I
Speaker 1: weren't doing this, I would totally be jacking off on cam.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a good gig. I'm gonna you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it every night anyway, might as well
Speaker 1: make a little bit of money. I don't blame that
Speaker 1: man at all. Hello Carlton, this is not real.
Speaker 5: This isn't really you.
Speaker 1: I heard that you broke up a four year relationship
Speaker 1: because your girlfriend hit your car with a samurai.
Speaker 5: Sword indeed, a wooden a wooden.
Speaker 1: One, a wooden samurai sword. And year one relationship, year
Speaker 1: one of the relationship, when you were sort of first
Speaker 1: getting to know her and getting to know the intimacies
Speaker 1: not not just of her but of your relationship with her,
Speaker 1: did you ever anticipate that it would end this way.
Speaker 5: No, she was really soft, and she was a freshman
Speaker 5: in high school in the beginning, So no, I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't think that.
Speaker 1: M hm, Well were you? Were you also a freshman
Speaker 1: in high school?
Speaker 6: I was a junior.
Speaker 5: I'm two years older than her.
Speaker 1: Mm hm. And what now if I were to ask her,
Speaker 1: and and and and for this part, I need you
Speaker 1: to be uh honest with me. Really step into her shoes,
Speaker 1: try to leave your biases at the door. If I
Speaker 1: were to ask her why she hit your car with
Speaker 1: a wooden samurai sword, what do you think she would
Speaker 1: tell me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she would say I was unfaithful, that I had cheated.
Speaker 5: But we were on and on and off again. And
Speaker 5: she also had like sugar Daddy's kind of still doing
Speaker 5: that whole scene, and so I thought, you know, we
Speaker 5: were kind of on a break. So I was texting
Speaker 5: another girl and she found out about it. But at
Speaker 5: the same time, she was texting older men for money,
Speaker 5: you know, So I thought it was kind.
Speaker 4: Of okay in the you know, okay, so leading okay.
Speaker 1: So so you two went on a break, you started
Speaker 1: talking to other girls, She started talking to sugar daddies,
Speaker 1: and she was upset that you were talking to other girls,
Speaker 1: and so she hit your car with a wooden samurai sword.
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: It was awome.
Speaker 1: And this this break, why did you two decide to
Speaker 1: go on a break.
Speaker 5: We don't work that well together, sadly mm hmmmm. I'm
Speaker 5: trying to do really good things and then like excel
Speaker 5: my life. I'm working really hard. Uh, I work out
Speaker 5: a lot, and you know, I have goals? She did,
Speaker 5: She didn't really seem to have goals, Like what are
Speaker 5: you your your whole career is going to be talking
Speaker 5: to you?
Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, Yes, putting the bias as
Speaker 1: a side stepping into her shoes. If I were to
Speaker 1: ask her, if I were to ask her why you
Speaker 1: guys didn't work? What would she tell me?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Probably say I'm like a little too controlling and
Speaker 5: like pushed her a little too hard because I really
Speaker 5: I wanted her to have like the same goals, the
Speaker 5: same mind that I did. I guess I expected too
Speaker 5: much out of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it's interesting. I don't really know this.
Speaker 1: I'm no, I'm no relationship expert, but there are people
Speaker 1: who are very goal oriented, very careerist, and sometimes they
Speaker 1: pair well with other people who are careerists. But I've
Speaker 1: also seen people who are careerists pairwell with people who
Speaker 1: aren't because they they sort of compliment each other. But
Speaker 1: so you said that you were trying to to implore
Speaker 1: her to be a little bit more goal oriented.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: What what sort of ways would you do this?
Speaker 5: So she always talked about like getting a job and
Speaker 5: becoming independent, but she never really did it or like
Speaker 5: you know, take steps to get her license for example,
Speaker 5: and so like you know, once once maybe every ten
Speaker 5: days a week, I was like, what are you gonna
Speaker 5: do that? Are you doing that? And she never has.
Speaker 5: She still has some monology mm hm.
Speaker 1: And so these why do you do you think that
Speaker 1: she didn't understand the break as much as you did
Speaker 1: or didn't grasp the fact that you guys were off.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say so, you know, considering I'm not, you know,
Speaker 5: I made it clear in the relationship I didn't want
Speaker 5: her to do that stuff, and uh, yet she you know,
Speaker 5: she was. I think that kind of shows that she definitely, yeah,
Speaker 5: she lied about like the level of you know that
Speaker 5: the that the twitter her relationship with them was to
Speaker 5: not anything physical, but you know, a little more than
Speaker 5: it should have been. If you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 5: I think, mmmm, well.
Speaker 1: I think that I I think it sounds like this
Speaker 1: is a good thing, right if you both admit that
Speaker 1: you're just not good for each oldren.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm definitely to the point now I'm ready to
Speaker 5: move on. But this is just like the you know,
Speaker 5: the heaviest thing in my life right now. So that's
Speaker 5: what I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1: And so in the future, do you do you think
Speaker 1: that you will look for someone who is more career oriented?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I've raised my my bar my expectations.
Speaker 7: I have to.
Speaker 1: Well then look at this as a as a as
Speaker 1: a good experience, right, because now you have a better
Speaker 1: idea of what it is that you're looking for. Live
Speaker 1: and learn, baby, Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question before we go?
Speaker 2: Gex?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 5: So I listen to your podcast all the time, right,
Speaker 5: and sometimes in the beginning you say, Hail Satan. Are
Speaker 5: you actually do you believe you like you Hail Satan? Actually,
Speaker 5: I'm sure it's just like a like a I don't know,
Speaker 5: you don't mean to send people thing you don't care
Speaker 5: about that, but you just kind of throw it out
Speaker 5: to be funny.
Speaker 1: Would it be a problem for you if I did?
Speaker 5: Kind of, I'm a I'm personally a Christian, so I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say like I have anything against you
Speaker 5: if you did. It's just I was kind of really
Speaker 5: curious and I was kind of led to ask you
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 1: Would you say your name was.
Speaker 4: Colton?
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 6: Colton Hey, good night.
Speaker 5: I appreciate you get.
Speaker 1: Was I calling him Sam that whole time? Hey, folks,
Speaker 1: it's Lyle. Wanted to take a second right before we
Speaker 1: get into it to introduce my guests for this evening.
Speaker 1: It is none other than.
Speaker 9: Twenty four K Golden, who you might not for his
Speaker 9: hit single Valentino, which peaked at number ninety two on
Speaker 9: the US Billboard Hot one hundred, and also his even
Speaker 9: hit or hit single Mood, which topped the top number
Speaker 9: one spot on the Billboard Hot one hundred.
Speaker 1: Pretty damn impressive if you ask me, and hey, not
Speaker 1: only is twenty four K Golden a fantastic rapper, singer,
Speaker 1: and songwriter, he's also just, you know, beneath all of that,
Speaker 1: a good dude. He was great on this podcast. He
Speaker 1: was wildly empathetic, very funny, very down to earth, and
Speaker 1: just fit in very well with the vibe of the show.
Speaker 1: And it was great to have them on. And I
Speaker 1: feel like this was a good enough introduction and I
Speaker 1: can shut up and let's get into the rest of
Speaker 1: the pod. Therapy Gecko twenty four k Golden Anonymous Strangers
Speaker 1: from the Phone, Let's get into it. Twenty four k
Speaker 1: Golden Therapy Gecko. How does it feel being a lizard?
Speaker 4: It feels exhilarating.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: For my blood pumping, Yeah, my heart rating creasy. Same,
Speaker 4: my blood getting cold, Sam sick?
Speaker 1: Do you We talked about this a little bit before
Speaker 1: we got on air, But have you had many experiences
Speaker 1: in your life where you're like dressing up in a
Speaker 1: costume or I'm itsforming into something that's not yourself.
Speaker 4: Halloween that was a big one for me, Like getting
Speaker 4: my face painted in elementary school for like a carnival
Speaker 4: or something like that. Those are my my experiences dressing up.
Speaker 4: And then I did a music video company where I
Speaker 4: painted my face a bit too. But this is probably
Speaker 4: the most fun ex paining I've done good in good
Speaker 4: in decades.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're having fun because I'll tell you I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to tell you this beforehand, but this stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, really it's hard to get off, is it really? Yeah, well.
Speaker 4: It cost to be the boss.
Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly twenty four k Golden. I like to ask
Speaker 1: people this is, has there been a what has been
Speaker 1: the most persistent thought on your minds in the past
Speaker 1: like week, the.
Speaker 4: Most persistent thought on my mind in the past week?
Speaker 4: What a great question. I don't know. I just got
Speaker 4: back Sunday from Miami I was recording, so probably just
Speaker 4: I don't know. There's not much consistency to my thoughts
Speaker 4: unless I'm like feeling very anxious and like thinking about
Speaker 4: the same thing over and over again. But I'm not
Speaker 4: feeling that way at the at the moment.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, so when you do get anxious, is it
Speaker 1: typically like about the same sort of thing.
Speaker 4: No, it could just be like like there's a deadline,
Speaker 4: or like yeah, fuck where my friends are, like you know,
Speaker 4: stuff like that. But normally pretty chill.
Speaker 1: Are there like things about what you do that you
Speaker 1: find particularly more stressful than other elements of it?
Speaker 4: I think it's just the idea that I get perceived by,
Speaker 4: like so many people. Ye, and that I exist in
Speaker 4: other people's conversations and in other people's lives without being
Speaker 4: present there or like having any say so over that
Speaker 4: perception of me.
Speaker 1: Do you think do you think a lot about like
Speaker 1: how you come off to people, both both not just
Speaker 1: like your like public image, just like people like just
Speaker 1: when you're having a conversation with.
Speaker 4: Someone, like to a certain I think everybody thinks, what
Speaker 4: does this person think of me? Sure, you know, but
Speaker 4: I've been trying to live more in the present and
Speaker 4: like listen to what the other person is saying and
Speaker 4: then just respond without thinking, which can be a blessing
Speaker 4: or a curse sometimes.
Speaker 1: But no, I mean that's that's how you want to
Speaker 1: do it, right, Is you want to just like be
Speaker 1: and exist and like make your definitive decisions on who
Speaker 1: you are and then present that, Yeah, without having to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, how can I change how I am
Speaker 1: to be perceived differently? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I just want to you know, rock out and be me.
Speaker 4: And if you focole me, you fockle me. If you don't,
Speaker 4: that's your loss.
Speaker 1: So have you always been good at living to that mindset?
Speaker 4: I think it fluctuates, but in general.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, okay. Have you had times in which it
Speaker 1: was like, you know you you felt like you were
Speaker 1: like compromising yourself?
Speaker 4: I would say yes. I think like when it was
Speaker 4: really like when moods started taking off and I had
Speaker 4: to do like all these interviews over and over again,
Speaker 4: and it was just like repeating the same stories or
Speaker 4: the same answers to the same questions, where I feel
Speaker 4: like I was like being a caricature of myself rather
Speaker 4: than just being like me, because like do I really
Speaker 4: want to answer like do eight interviews in a row
Speaker 4: and they asked me the same question? No, I wish
Speaker 4: I could say, like I don't really feel like answering
Speaker 4: this question, like fuck off, something like.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me? Can you tell me just right now,
Speaker 1: like just for what what should I not ask you?
Speaker 1: Just to make sure that like like what do you
Speaker 1: just hate being asked about? You can be straight up
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 4: I think it's just like the like the same thing
Speaker 4: that you said when we were speaking downstairs, like oh, so,
Speaker 4: like where did you get there? How did you get here?
Speaker 4: Cause it's like if you really really want to know,
Speaker 4: like you could go on YouTube and type in four
Speaker 4: K golden interview and I've explained it like eight times.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, yeah, I mean that's why I asked. That's
Speaker 1: why I asked that. I like, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Quite because I you know, like I want to know,
Speaker 1: like what I want to know about you right in
Speaker 1: this very moment.
Speaker 4: Like I've been talking about this all week, like so excited,
Speaker 4: like telling all my friends, like, yo, I'm about to
Speaker 4: go fucking dress up as a gecko and stream for
Speaker 4: two hours with my boy lyle. Fuck yeah fuck yeah.
Speaker 4: What about you? What's a persistent thought on your mind
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 1: What's much persistent thought on my mind right now? Am
Speaker 1: I doing? Am I? Am? I? Like living my life optimally? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I've been thinking about how like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: short fucking life is and stuff like this is pretty cool,
Speaker 1: I think right in this moment we're doing I think
Speaker 1: we're doing something mildly productive with our lives at this
Speaker 1: very current moment.
Speaker 4: I would I would argue that this is like peak
Speaker 4: life experience right now. Like when you look back in
Speaker 4: fifty years, you're gonna think about all the days that
Speaker 4: you dressed up as a get goo and spoke to
Speaker 4: people about their problems on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, with you, and I'm very grateful for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I also think about all the time I spend
Speaker 1: just like want to check an email, looking at Instagram,
Speaker 1: just doing like bullshit things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like if you're trying to, like if you
Speaker 4: don't do bullshit stuff sometimes, like I don't know, I
Speaker 4: feel like everybody needs a little bit of like bullshit
Speaker 4: in their life to kill time or make things interesting
Speaker 4: or like, it's not bullshit if you're answering emails, right,
Speaker 4: that's working towards something or lining something up.
Speaker 1: Sure, so in your bullshit time, because here we all
Speaker 1: have like when we just start like fucking around on
Speaker 1: the computer or whatever, do you what do you typically
Speaker 1: do when you're doing absolutely nothing?
Speaker 4: Like, you know, I like to convince myself that a
Speaker 4: lot of bullshit things I do are productive. Yes, not
Speaker 4: because they're not productive, but I just choose to see
Speaker 4: them as being productive. Like if I'm watching a TV
Speaker 4: show or a movie as a person that's interested in
Speaker 4: acting and interested in developing shows, technically, that's research.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go right, You know, if you're watching it with
Speaker 1: that mindset and you're like thinking about the you're watching
Speaker 1: and you're thinking about what the script looks like and
Speaker 1: you're like thinking about how the idea was crafted. I
Speaker 1: could see, yeah, it would be technically research.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like a real bullshit. Like there's this game
Speaker 4: called Super Auto Pets.
Speaker 1: Super I've heard of Super Auto Pets.
Speaker 4: Like my boys from back home put me onto it
Speaker 4: about two months ago, like around Christmas time, and like
Speaker 4: if I just have like honestly, sometimes I'll play it
Speaker 4: for like two hours and like just do nothing else
Speaker 4: but just play that game. And I don't know why,
Speaker 4: but it's it's it gives me a lot of pleasure
Speaker 4: without being productive at all. I gained no knowledge from it.
Speaker 1: But that is I mean, if the pleasureful, you know,
Speaker 1: like playing video games is like an active form of
Speaker 1: of like rest true, I would say whereas you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm talking like when you're like you're like you're
Speaker 1: you're on Twitter and you're like just getting sucked into it,
Speaker 1: it's very like yeah, when it's like like the unintentional
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I just was on phone for an hour
Speaker 1: type of.
Speaker 4: How did this? I was just like doing something productive.
Speaker 4: How did I get on Instagram for two hours?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been there. That's actually yeah, that's I do
Speaker 4: feel bad when I do that well.
Speaker 1: Instagram, when you're talking about like making something productive, it's
Speaker 1: interesting how like, uh, you know social media like you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, TikTok and Instagram very important for
Speaker 1: like what you're doing and everything.
Speaker 4: But it's easy.
Speaker 1: It's easy to make it so that like ninety five
Speaker 1: percent of the time you're spending all that stuff is bullshit,
Speaker 1: but you need that five percent that it is integral.
Speaker 4: That's why I like, I got two accounts, like I
Speaker 4: got accounts, I got some some people, I know, I
Speaker 4: got three, four or five accounts. Yeah, but I got like,
Speaker 4: uh like a Finsta where I follow all the things
Speaker 4: that like are inspiring and like cool art, cool like
Speaker 4: car shit, close shit, design, architecture, And I try to
Speaker 4: spend more time on that account because then I know,
Speaker 4: at least I'm not just looking at like yeah bullshit, yeah,
Speaker 4: bullshit Instagram models.
Speaker 1: But that's important, is it? You want to take some calls?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's take some calls.
Speaker 1: Let's see what we got here, Aiden, or is that
Speaker 1: you going on? Aiden? It says here that you just
Speaker 1: got friend zoned for Valentine's Day and you would like
Speaker 1: advice on how to get out of the friend zone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me and my best friend name is Riley as well.
Speaker 10: He's with me.
Speaker 4: You guys both got friend zoned.
Speaker 10: Yeah, both by different girls at the same time.
Speaker 4: Are the girls friends? No, they are not, Okay, I
Speaker 4: was I was thinking there might be a conspiracy afoot.
Speaker 1: Right right, Well, all right, tell us this what Let's
Speaker 1: focus on you. Let's focus on you before we get
Speaker 1: to your friend. What's the name of this girl you said?
Speaker 1: You said her name was, right, or that's your friend's name?
Speaker 10: Name is Taylor?
Speaker 1: Taylor? What do you like about Taylor?
Speaker 6: Oh, my friend's name is Riley.
Speaker 10: The girl's name is Taylor.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you like about Taylor?
Speaker 11: It's just got a great body, obviously, obviously it's really
Speaker 11: bad it it's really hot.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't think you you really like her, bro.
Speaker 4: I think you're just trying to fuck which is cool,
Speaker 4: not wrong, not wrong, But you know, are you Are
Speaker 4: you in the point of your life where you're looking
Speaker 4: for a relationship? Are you just trying to bust a nut?
Speaker 10: You know, the last couple of girls I've been with,
Speaker 10: I've been trying to get into a relationship with, But
Speaker 10: I don't know it's kind of it's kind of difficult because.
Speaker 12: I'm a freshman in college then a fraternity, so there's
Speaker 12: massive time constraints.
Speaker 10: It's just difficult.
Speaker 4: And how did you find yourself in the friend zone? Slash?
Speaker 4: How do you know that you're in the friend zone?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 12: I know that I'm in the friend zone because last
Speaker 12: night when I was saying bye, she said see you
Speaker 12: a homie and then left.
Speaker 4: So do you feel like there's ever been any sexual
Speaker 4: attention between you two?
Speaker 3: Definitely has, so you're.
Speaker 4: Not necessarily in the friend zone.
Speaker 1: You seem to hundred. You seemed very sure, like you
Speaker 1: responded to that immediately saying there definitely has. You didn't
Speaker 1: take us I could even think about it, not even
Speaker 1: half a second.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because it's not like me picking it up.
Speaker 10: It's like everybody else around me as well.
Speaker 4: I think if you it sounds like you don't even
Speaker 4: really like this girl's personality. You just trying to get you.
Speaker 8: All nuthers like cool to hang around, But like, well.
Speaker 1: If she's cool to hang around, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: friend mine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right? Do you value your friendship with her more
Speaker 4: than you value the chance of potentially hooking up with her?
Speaker 10: See that's the thing, Like I love being around her,
Speaker 10: but I don't. It's just it's really fucking complicated.
Speaker 4: That's what we're here for. Man, Share your story, share
Speaker 4: your truth.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm calling.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: You're eighteen years Listen, it sounds to me. I think
Speaker 1: I think twenty four k is right. I think it
Speaker 1: sounds like you're This is probably more lust than it
Speaker 1: is anything else. And listen, here's the thing, my friend,
Speaker 1: you will have in your life. You're only eighteen years old.
Speaker 1: You will have in your life many many, many, many
Speaker 1: many more girls out there who you will develop crushes
Speaker 1: on that you will find interesting. And you know, look,
Speaker 1: if you're looking for a Valentine, you got your homide.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Since you're both single as fucked.
Speaker 1: So this February fourteenth is your imperative to embrace your
Speaker 1: brotherly love between you and your boy and try again
Speaker 1: for next year. Hell yeah, hell yeah, beautiful. Thank you
Speaker 1: for calling aiden, Thank you man.
Speaker 4: We're really changing people's lives out here.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, have you. Have you dealt with that issue
Speaker 1: of of the friend zone friends? I never liked that term.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's a real thing. I think that's
Speaker 4: the thing that people put themselves into because you're either
Speaker 4: expressing that you want to be more than friends with
Speaker 4: the girl or you're expressing that you want to be
Speaker 4: friends with her. But if you want to be more
Speaker 4: than friends, why are you pretending like you just want
Speaker 4: to be your friend?
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta let it be known.
Speaker 4: Just it's honest, Let your nuts hang and shoot your
Speaker 4: shot and if it doesn't go in, hey, it's not
Speaker 4: the last shot you'll ever take.
Speaker 1: E Is that you?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It's me.
Speaker 1: Uh be it says here you think you're going to
Speaker 1: be broken up with in ninety minutes?
Speaker 14: Yep, in about a little less than ninety minutes now.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so this is a race against the clock
Speaker 4: for something.
Speaker 12: I don't be able to.
Speaker 14: Watch the rest of your streams, so I thought i'd
Speaker 14: call in and yeah, I'm just trying to run the
Speaker 14: clock down because I've known since about two o'clock.
Speaker 4: So why do you think you're getting broken up with?
Speaker 14: He didn't text me back for about two days, and
Speaker 14: then I finally got ahold of him today and he
Speaker 14: said he told me I had a lot of a
Speaker 14: lot on his mind and told me that he wanted
Speaker 14: to talk at my place tonight, and I know what
Speaker 14: that means.
Speaker 15: No.
Speaker 14: And also I asked him directly, are you breaking up
Speaker 14: with me? And he didn't respond. So there's also that do.
Speaker 4: You think you were a good girlfriend in this relationship?
Speaker 14: I think I was. I think I tried my best.
Speaker 14: I've Yeah, I think I've tried my best.
Speaker 4: Do you think he was a good boyfriend?
Speaker 14: Yes? I think he really was.
Speaker 4: Well, I got one solution. You want to hear it?
Speaker 6: What's that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you break up with him before he breaks up
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 1: Ooh, you can't fire me? I quit babe, exactly.
Speaker 14: Yes, that would be good.
Speaker 13: That would be good.
Speaker 14: And how do I what do I say?
Speaker 4: I got a lot on my mind? Can you come
Speaker 4: meet me after work at my place so we could talk?
Speaker 14: He already did that though he's coming over.
Speaker 4: I know you just got to like treat it like
Speaker 4: it's a reverse UNO card and just hit him with
Speaker 4: the same medicine. Right.
Speaker 1: You could literally just text back saying, Hey, can we
Speaker 1: actually meet at your place? Because I have a lot
Speaker 1: I gotta talk about.
Speaker 4: Flip the location negotiation one on one.
Speaker 14: Exactly re establish the location.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, be like, Okay, you're twenty
Speaker 1: you're twenty two. How long have you guys been dating for?
Speaker 14: I think about a year?
Speaker 1: Okay, and I mean, like what else, like non relationship okay, well,
Speaker 1: well non relationship wise, like what else is going on
Speaker 1: in your life that you're excited about that that you
Speaker 1: know perhaps you'll have more time to pursue or work
Speaker 1: on now that you're no longer in a relationship.
Speaker 14: I'm graduating college in May.
Speaker 4: What are you studying?
Speaker 14: And I'm trying to move to Seattle next fall. I'm
Speaker 14: studying theater and film boom.
Speaker 4: Now you've got time to work on your scripts, work
Speaker 4: on yourself tapes, m.
Speaker 1: Use this as a remote creative emotional energy.
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's also a musician.
Speaker 4: So deleted SoundCloud page.
Speaker 1: Tea, thank you very much for calling me, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, good luck to you. And uh now seriously,
Speaker 1: you know, I hope that this gives you more time
Speaker 1: to pursue other things that are important to you in
Speaker 1: your life. Build that diversified life portfolio. You know, of course.
Speaker 14: You'll have a good night.
Speaker 4: You have a better night.
Speaker 1: Have you have you ever had the breakup with someone?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Did you have a like, you know, strategy, like spend
Speaker 1: a lot of time, thinking like, how am I gonna
Speaker 1: do it? What I'm gonna say type of thing.
Speaker 4: My most memorable breakup was sophomore year of high school,
Speaker 4: and looking back, I'm not really sure how to feel
Speaker 4: about it, because I was always one that believed you
Speaker 4: shouldn't break up over text, you shouldn't break up over
Speaker 4: call or email or whatever the fuck, like you should
Speaker 4: do it in person. But looking back, I'm not so
Speaker 4: sure about that. Because I asked her to come get
Speaker 4: boba with me at this place in San Francisco called
Speaker 4: Tea Pumps because it was right by her house. And
Speaker 4: I got there, I got there and she was running late.
Speaker 4: She was like fifteen minutes late, so I already already
Speaker 4: my drink. I had already finished it, and she was
Speaker 4: coming there thinking that we were going to have like
Speaker 4: a cute day and drink some boba together, and I
Speaker 4: just was like, hey, I don't think this is working.
Speaker 4: I'm breaking up with you, and then I just left.
Speaker 4: And then she told me later that she was just
Speaker 4: crying in the Tea Pumps and she couldn't go there
Speaker 4: for like like a year after. So I don't know
Speaker 4: if a text message would have been better in that situation.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like whether or not. I mean, she would
Speaker 1: have probably had to like she probably would have cried
Speaker 1: and prossed her emotions. Either way, I think it's good.
Speaker 1: Ultimately you didn't do a text most Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for that external validation.
Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend right before I went to college
Speaker 1: and she she drove over my house in the rain,
Speaker 1: and she she came in and she.
Speaker 4: Was all like wet, and then you broke up with her.
Speaker 1: I broke up with her and then she had to
Speaker 1: drive back home in the rain.
Speaker 3: Rain.
Speaker 4: That's like the most depressing thing.
Speaker 1: Ever, extremely depressing. But she's you know, she's doing well.
Speaker 4: Now do you check in on her, like, look at
Speaker 4: her Instagram every once in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what she actually she just she sent
Speaker 1: me a snapchat the other day saying like, hey, I
Speaker 1: no I even talked in like five years, but it's
Speaker 1: cool to see you doing this gecko thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you very much. I hope your
Speaker 1: life's going well. And she's like, yeah it is. I'm
Speaker 1: like training to be a scientist or something. I'm like, great, everything,
Speaker 1: everything all works out.
Speaker 4: Well. Do you get a lot of girls interested in you?
Speaker 4: Because of you that you're the therapy get go.
Speaker 1: At the very least more than I would imagine because
Speaker 1: it's not a very it's not a very sexy identity,
Speaker 1: but you.
Speaker 4: Know, I think it it's it's it shows your personality.
Speaker 4: You have a great personality.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Girls like personality, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I like, well, it's it's sort of like I think
Speaker 1: people are attracted to the idea of like not caring
Speaker 1: about what other people think enough to, like, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: dress up as a get go and put yourself out there.
Speaker 1: I think people are attracted to, like people who are
Speaker 1: good at like putting themselves out there like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you ever like hooked up with a fan?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: I mean, uh, you know sometimes Uh, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to take a call?
Speaker 4: Load them up? Who we got next?
Speaker 1: Hey Jackie?
Speaker 13: Hi?
Speaker 1: Uh Jackie. It says here you have a crush on
Speaker 1: your boss, but you're you're not sure?
Speaker 13: Yeah, Mike, I don't really know.
Speaker 1: Huh Now what what is causing this? Uh? This this
Speaker 1: uh cognitive dissonance, that's it?
Speaker 13: Yeah, maybe I should, like, I guess give you kind
Speaker 13: of a backstory, very short short.
Speaker 8: I might have.
Speaker 13: Daddy issues, I guess I mean, my dad was never
Speaker 13: present in my life, and that's okay. Whatever. Well, in
Speaker 13: high school, I was in band and I looked up
Speaker 13: to my band director. He was kind of a father figure. Graduated,
Speaker 13: got a job at a grocery store, my supervisor he
Speaker 13: was like sixty four, and looked up to him. You know,
Speaker 13: both hard working men. And now I work for a
Speaker 13: small company. I work from my boss's house. We worked
Speaker 13: in like the dining room that's like our office, and
Speaker 13: he's also very hard working, and I look up to him.
Speaker 13: Now I have a father figure. But I think I
Speaker 13: might have lost like side of what my feelings really are.
Speaker 13: I don't know if I'm like really intensely seeing him
Speaker 13: as a father or if I'm like attracted to him.
Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question, a clarifying question, Sure
Speaker 4: were you? Were you attracted to your band director or
Speaker 4: your boss at the grocery store?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 13: I was not, I know for a fact.
Speaker 4: No, So what makes this different?
Speaker 13: I don't know, Daniel, Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 13: My boss is kind of what I think I look
Speaker 13: for when I want a boyfriend or husband or whatever.
Speaker 13: But I don't believe that any any guys my age
Speaker 13: exists like him anymore. He's just I don't know. He
Speaker 13: knows everything. He works on cars. He helped me fix
Speaker 13: up my truck. He's come over to fix my toilet,
Speaker 13: like I think it was like leaking water or something
Speaker 13: and he fixed it.
Speaker 6: And he just knows all this stuff. And I don't know.
Speaker 13: He's super helpful and he and his family are just
Speaker 13: super nice. So I do feel kind of guilty having
Speaker 13: a crush on him if I do, and if I don't,
Speaker 13: then you know, that's fine. And maybe I just really
Speaker 13: look up to him intensely as a mother, if that
Speaker 13: makes sense.
Speaker 1: Why do you feel guilty having a crush on him.
Speaker 13: Oh, well, because he's married. Would I ever act on
Speaker 13: it if I did have a crush.
Speaker 8: No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 13: But and if I do have a crush on him,
Speaker 13: I would like to get over it because I do
Speaker 13: think it's kind of weird.
Speaker 4: Well, I think you shouldn't judge yourself for the way
Speaker 4: you feel, totally. Feelings are feelings, you know they're They're
Speaker 4: not logical always. I think what's more important is that
Speaker 4: you should be proud of yourself that you are not
Speaker 4: ruining this family by acting on it.
Speaker 13: M right, Yeah, no, I would never. My father did leave,
Speaker 13: you know, for a he cheated on my mom, So
Speaker 13: like I did tell myself, you could never you can
Speaker 13: never be that person. I wouldn't be that person anyways
Speaker 13: if my father was still in the picture, because I
Speaker 13: just know, you know, I feel that it's wrong. So
Speaker 13: I would never do anything like that. But you know,
Speaker 13: I mean, why have a crush on the guy If
Speaker 13: you can't you can't do anything. So let's just get
Speaker 13: over it and move on. But I don't really know
Speaker 13: how to well.
Speaker 1: Well, so I mean, I mean listen, and I sorry
Speaker 1: they're up to But I agree with I agree with Golden.
Speaker 1: You know, feelings or feelings. We often we can't really
Speaker 1: control our feelings, but we control whether or not we
Speaker 1: act on them. And so you're, you know, uh, having
Speaker 1: good judgment and not wanting to break up ourt this family.
Speaker 1: But like, take something from this, right, Like you're learning
Speaker 1: about yourself, Like you're learning what you desire in a partner.
Speaker 1: You're gaining self knowledge upon which to inform your future
Speaker 1: decisions of who you want to spend time with, romantically, sextually,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. And that's important information to have as
Speaker 1: you as you look for people to help you, you know,
Speaker 1: fulfill those desires and fit into those parts of your life.
Speaker 13: Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, well I appreciate that for
Speaker 13: you telling me that because I was, I really was
Speaker 13: feeling guilty.
Speaker 1: Of course, no, I completely agree. I mean again, you
Speaker 1: know now I'm gonna repeat the exact same thing that
Speaker 1: you said. But you know, feel our feelings, our feelings,
Speaker 1: but whether or not we act on them is the.
Speaker 4: That determines who you are as a person. And you
Speaker 4: have so you're a good person, Jackie. Don't feel bad.
Speaker 13: Great, I appreciate you, guys, thank.
Speaker 1: You of course, have a good night, Jackie.
Speaker 4: Thank you for.
Speaker 7: Calling you too.
Speaker 4: We didn't call you.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't know if she's a good person.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's a bad person. Well, in
Speaker 1: that one instance, used a good judgment, but she might like.
Speaker 4: Be a serial killer or something, and we don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in like good person, bad person? The
Speaker 1: very the very binary.
Speaker 4: I think there are bad people, but there are very
Speaker 4: very very small amounts of bad people. Because unless you
Speaker 4: have something like chemically imbalanced in your brain, or like
Speaker 4: severe levels of trauma that cause you to act in
Speaker 4: like purposefully malicious and like hurtful ways. I think there's
Speaker 4: just a lot of good people that make bad choices, sure,
Speaker 4: or that have been through trauma or something and they're
Speaker 4: projecting or it's a defense mechanism or something like that.
Speaker 4: Like I think most people aren't bad truly evil.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about we can get we can go
Speaker 1: deep with, Like I mean, think about the idea of
Speaker 1: like do you subscribe to like reincarnation or like, okay,
Speaker 1: this idea that like we're all when we die, we
Speaker 1: all go into the this pool of stuff, this energy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when things are born, they are born of
Speaker 1: that pool of energy. So therefore I'm you, you're me,
Speaker 1: I'm everyone watching this, Everyone watching this is me. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about that concept?
Speaker 4: I think even from a scientific standpoint, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Like the water we drink is the same water that
Speaker 4: the dinosaurs drink, and the air that we breathe is
Speaker 4: the same air that people thousands of years ago breath.
Speaker 4: It's just all it's a big, big recycling situation.
Speaker 1: So then if I'm you, you're me, wherever, everyone's everyone.
Speaker 4: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, am I also all the bad things everyone has
Speaker 1: ever done, and therefore I can't judge other people on
Speaker 1: all the bad things that they have done or praise,
Speaker 1: you know, because because I have I do those things
Speaker 1: because I am them.
Speaker 4: Well, you don't do those things.
Speaker 1: But if I'm you and you do something bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah I slap a baby, then I.
Speaker 1: But if I'm made of the same stuff as you did,
Speaker 1: I also slap the baby.
Speaker 4: But you're not You're not me right now, We're just
Speaker 4: made of the same stuff. Hmmm. So what you do
Speaker 4: with that stuff is individual hmmm. And when you when
Speaker 4: you you know, you dye, you on the ground and
Speaker 4: you're decomposing, you're aiding up or whatever however that shit works.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like recycling. It's like if you if
Speaker 4: you throw a can on the road and it gets littered.
Speaker 4: I don't know where I was going with that analogy.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, I kind of see what you're saying, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe the stuff that I'm made of is different from
Speaker 1: the pilot of the stuff exactly, And the pilot is
Speaker 1: unique to the individual, and the pilot is the one
Speaker 1: responsible for making the decision.
Speaker 4: Boom.
Speaker 1: I could subscribe to that for you. I could subscribe
Speaker 1: to that that's a good point you made just that,
Speaker 1: because I've been thinking about that a lot. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a good that's a good that's a good counterpoint, Hey, Caleb, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: it says here that you prefer sex toys to being
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Yes, you say you told the cost
Speaker 1: screen of that you're a virgin and that you're convinced,
Speaker 1: you're convinced that you would enjoy sex as much as
Speaker 1: the time that you have with your toys. Tell tell
Speaker 1: us about this.
Speaker 16: Okay, So, like my mom always told me, you know,
Speaker 16: go out to the bar, you know, go out and
Speaker 16: see some girls and stuff, and I prefer just to
Speaker 16: stay at home, you know, with my collection of sex toys,
Speaker 16: and you know, it kind of started young when I,
Speaker 16: you know, some one mom's credit card number and I
Speaker 16: bought one, and you just the collection started there, you know.
Speaker 4: Now, are these like pocket pussy type of sex toys?
Speaker 17: I would say it's the fucking me silly mega masturbator
Speaker 17: in particular, I pulled a guy on stream.
Speaker 5: I have about three of them right now.
Speaker 2: Currently at the moment, I have about three.
Speaker 1: Why do you have three?
Speaker 18: Like?
Speaker 1: What do what do the other two do? That the
Speaker 1: one doesn't.
Speaker 4: Are you having four?
Speaker 17: Of course no. I I have a white one, Hispanic one,
Speaker 17: and a black one. And honestly, it's good to also
Speaker 17: sprade out.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's good to trade out because.
Speaker 16: Some of them, you know, get worn down through extensive use.
Speaker 4: Have you ever tried having sex with a human?
Speaker 6: You know what I was?
Speaker 17: I had a dream, but I realized that, you know,
Speaker 17: it was actually just a blow up doll. It just
Speaker 17: was a human looking blow up doll. And ever since
Speaker 17: that dreams that I had when I was younger, it
Speaker 17: just kind of is just a nightmare that have sex
Speaker 17: with actually human beings, like somebody who can talk to you,
Speaker 17: Like I don't want somebody talking to me.
Speaker 2: I just want to fuck you, you know.
Speaker 1: So okay, all right, so this is a Caleb Caleb
Speaker 1: so is and and you know, look, be honest with
Speaker 1: this is is there a have Have you attempted to
Speaker 1: go out and have sex or are you having trouble
Speaker 1: finding people who want to have sex with you?
Speaker 17: It's not even that, because I do definitely have friends
Speaker 17: that are girls. It's just kind of like a thing
Speaker 17: where like I'm in control, you know, it doesn't matter
Speaker 17: what position whatever you want I'm in.
Speaker 10: I'm the one who chooses the position.
Speaker 3: You know, I can go as fast.
Speaker 17: As I want, you know, and I could have multiple
Speaker 17: of them set up at the same time.
Speaker 3: And just go from each one and you know, go
Speaker 3: back and forth kind of thing.
Speaker 4: What if I told you that you could find that
Speaker 4: same experience with another human being? Would would you be
Speaker 4: interested in that?
Speaker 18: Okay?
Speaker 16: But like, listen, I'm not like Bobby's Schmurda.
Speaker 17: Like Bobby Schmur's out here having three ways, I'm not
Speaker 17: Bobby Schmerda.
Speaker 16: You know, I can't just go out and have that.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you some. Let me tell you some.
Speaker 4: You know, there are average looking guys all across the
Speaker 4: world that are having three ways. There is no reason
Speaker 4: why that can't be you.
Speaker 8: Okay, but have you ever or try to fuck me?
Speaker 3: Silly mega masturbator?
Speaker 4: I can't say that.
Speaker 1: I have, you know, I can't say I have either,
Speaker 1: which is why I'm like, I'm intrigued, which is why
Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, look, who's to say I might
Speaker 1: not try to make a masturbator and be like, you
Speaker 1: know what Caleb is right? Yeah, if I get I
Speaker 1: you know, going out to talk to people, ever, again,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do.
Speaker 16: One of the biggest things, you know, was me growing up.
Speaker 17: You know, I was a lot of the guys around
Speaker 17: me were like, you know, collecting legos and stuff like that,
Speaker 17: but I was I was collecting like things that I
Speaker 17: could stick my dick in, Like I would have like
Speaker 17: mangos that are a couple, you know, months old that
Speaker 17: I would you know, preserve in plastic bags. And you know,
Speaker 17: then it kind of just got where, I know, I
Speaker 17: was working for myself, and then I just kind of
Speaker 17: started investing in you know, those fucking sillies. And there's
Speaker 17: a lot of you know, different kinds out there, but
Speaker 17: I prefer the fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator out of
Speaker 17: all of them because they have you know, a pair
Speaker 17: of tits on them, so you can like play with
Speaker 17: the tits and you know you could do is.
Speaker 1: This one of the one.
Speaker 4: Me what's it called?
Speaker 1: There By the way, we're totally about to find out
Speaker 1: that this does not okay.
Speaker 17: If you can go on YouTube and look up the
Speaker 17: fuck Me Silly, and there's a guy with two fuck
Speaker 17: Me Silly. There's a white one, a black one, and
Speaker 17: he just sitting there with a straight face.
Speaker 1: It's a real thing. I talked. I mean, know what, Caleb, Caleb,
Speaker 1: I thought you were trolling us. I thought this didn't exist.
Speaker 1: I thought you were doing This is a real thing.
Speaker 1: This is a fucking me silly like a mask. It's
Speaker 1: a real thing. You can buy it on Amazon. There
Speaker 1: it is. I can't we can't show it on the stream,
Speaker 1: but there it is.
Speaker 17: Got a big touching. I am touching one right now.
Speaker 17: I mean you want to, I can right there. I'm
Speaker 17: slapping it right now, Caleb.
Speaker 1: All right, So this is this is Caleb. And and
Speaker 1: you know what, my my true, honest to God gut,
Speaker 1: like my well, my gut is telling me right now,
Speaker 1: is God damn it, Caleb, in this world, in this
Speaker 1: short life we have, if you found something that works
Speaker 1: for you and you're happy beyond any doubt, go for it.
Speaker 4: They go for it.
Speaker 1: That's what my gut is telling me. But I mean,
Speaker 1: is there any any within you, I mean, any inkling
Speaker 1: of a desire and it's and it's it's truly truly okay.
Speaker 1: If I mean, there's plenty of people out there who
Speaker 1: are like a sexual, a romantic, don't have any interest
Speaker 1: in in in sex and like that that's completely and
Speaker 1: I was talking to.
Speaker 17: A guy on the I think that there should be
Speaker 17: its own sexuality, Like I should not have to like
Speaker 17: there's like tansexual, you know, bisexual whatever demit you would
Speaker 17: all these you know LGB. Anyways, I don't want to
Speaker 17: send anybody, but like there should be a sex toy
Speaker 17: really like sexuality.
Speaker 4: I got a name for you. I got a name
Speaker 4: for auto sexual.
Speaker 10: I was gonna say, fuck me, silly sexual.
Speaker 1: I'm googling auto sexual because it sounds like that that's
Speaker 1: a real word. It sounds it's not a sexual meeting.
Speaker 1: I'm googled right now auto sexuality. One wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait did you wait? Did you come up with that
Speaker 1: out of nowhere? Yeah, Golden, I just googled it. Auto Sexuality,
Speaker 1: according to WebMD, means people who are more attracted to
Speaker 1: themselves than to others and prefer masturbation to sex with
Speaker 1: a partner. Caleb, my friend, you are valid. There is
Speaker 1: a word. You are an auto sexual man. You are
Speaker 1: proud of your lifestyle, yes, and I think you should
Speaker 1: continue to revel in whatever it is that makes you
Speaker 1: happy in this world. I cannot believe.
Speaker 4: It's just like autonomist, like sex by yourself.
Speaker 1: You came up with that without even knowing it was
Speaker 1: a real.
Speaker 17: Scholar, you know, auto sexuality on them. You know, we
Speaker 17: should endorse this and advertise this like it's an actual thing,
Speaker 17: because I'm out there, I'm Caleb, and I'm autosexual.
Speaker 1: Beautiful Caleb, good luck to you. You're an inspiration for
Speaker 1: all of us trying to find our way in this world.
Speaker 1: And Jack blessed you for a thousand years.
Speaker 4: We're applauding you right now.
Speaker 2: Amen. Amen, Amen, Amen.
Speaker 4: I think we need more people like Caleb to curb overpopulation.
Speaker 1: That's that's the salute. I mean everyone out there, you
Speaker 1: know what the weird thing when everyone complains about, you know,
Speaker 1: how there's you know, overpopulation, it's it's something you really
Speaker 1: can't complain about, yeah, because it's like, well, you're part
Speaker 1: of the problem, whoever you are.
Speaker 4: I think if we started giving people the option to
Speaker 4: like have government subsidized fuck me silly mega masturbators, we
Speaker 4: wouldn't have any of those problems anymore.
Speaker 1: I can absolutely see Caleb becoming some type of politician,
Speaker 1: and that's his platform that he's running on.
Speaker 4: Give every American mega masturbator.
Speaker 1: Damn, I might vote for him. You know, personally, I
Speaker 1: had such a roller coaster with that call because when
Speaker 1: he was saying fuck me to the Mega Master, I
Speaker 1: was like, this guy's fucking with this ball. Go along
Speaker 1: with it because whatever it is entertaining. But there's is
Speaker 1: a real thing, and we found out a real term for.
Speaker 4: What he is.
Speaker 1: Look at us, damn, look at Kleb Damn damn.
Speaker 18: Jake, Hey, I'm good.
Speaker 6: How are you all good?
Speaker 1: Jac It says here that you have a home security
Speaker 1: video of your friend diarrhea ing on your porch. You're
Speaker 1: debating posting it to TikTok and need advice on what
Speaker 1: to do. Now, when you say advice on what to do, what.
Speaker 4: Do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: What do Yeah?
Speaker 18: Well, so my it's my brother's video from his porch
Speaker 18: and me and him are the only two people.
Speaker 10: That have this video.
Speaker 18: So it's it's really funny and it's but my friend
Speaker 18: is super embarrassed about it. But you've talked about it
Speaker 18: a lot about TikTok. You need one video, it's like,
Speaker 18: go viral, no, and I think it might be worth it.
Speaker 4: Why do you wanna? Why do you want to go viral?
Speaker 4: In the first place. How is this gonna help you
Speaker 4: in life?
Speaker 1: What career are you going to build off of this
Speaker 1: this video?
Speaker 18: Oh, I don't think I'll build a career around it,
Speaker 18: but I I honestly think it.
Speaker 1: But but but to what Golden said, like, why why
Speaker 1: do you care about going viral?
Speaker 18: I just want people to see the video because it's
Speaker 18: so funny.
Speaker 4: So so you just want to shame and publicly embarrass
Speaker 4: your friend on the internet. That's not a very nice
Speaker 4: thing to do.
Speaker 18: I don't know about shame, but share.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be shameful. He's he's gonna he's gonna hate
Speaker 4: you for that.
Speaker 1: I I almost get this sense, Jake that and and
Speaker 1: this might this is like a very pure thing. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're I think you are looking at this
Speaker 1: from this like okay, so in your mind you're like,
Speaker 1: it would be a it would be actually more selfish.
Speaker 1: This video is so funny. It would actually be more
Speaker 1: selfish not to share it with the world because it's
Speaker 1: just that funny. I feel like that's the place where
Speaker 1: you're coming from right now.
Speaker 18: That exactly. And the best part about it is the
Speaker 18: sound of the video of what kind of poop he
Speaker 18: is actually doing. And I wish I could play the
Speaker 18: video and you could hear it, but it's on my phone,
Speaker 18: and I'm on my phone at the moment.
Speaker 10: I don't know if you.
Speaker 18: Would hear it.
Speaker 4: Are you sure this would even pass TikTok community guidelines?
Speaker 18: Well, so it's a black and white like most security
Speaker 18: cameras are, and it's kind of blurry, but you can
Speaker 18: you can tell he is butt ass naked, just like
Speaker 18: punching over and the sound it makes is so discussed
Speaker 18: thing and hilarious at the same time.
Speaker 1: Do you do your best impression of the sounds?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 18: Okay, Well he doesn't heave h it sounds very satisfying.
Speaker 4: You're way too good at that. Did you rehearse that?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 4: Not a natural? You know?
Speaker 1: That isn't there's isn't there something in music where like
Speaker 1: you can hear a tune and you can perfectly, like
Speaker 1: you know, it's like a.
Speaker 4: Perfect pitch, like he could replicate the notes perfectly of
Speaker 4: the diarrhea experience.
Speaker 1: You have that but only with fart diarrhea sounds?
Speaker 18: Yeah, well I take that as a compliment.
Speaker 4: Did your friend give you permission to post his video
Speaker 4: on TikTok.
Speaker 18: Well, no, he did not, but I feel like I
Speaker 18: might be able to convince him.
Speaker 4: If he's cool with it the most and you feel
Speaker 4: like the world needs to see it, then you gotta
Speaker 4: do what you gotta do.
Speaker 10: Brother, And I want to tag y'all.
Speaker 1: Here's don't tag interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's what you do.
Speaker 1: What do you think of this? Here's your pitch. We're
Speaker 1: gonna make T shirts. Okay, We're gonna monetize this heavily.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get a brand deal with Charmon, Lord and
Speaker 1: h It's gonna be a significant and you know, obviously
Speaker 1: the cut is gonna be fifty fifty between you and
Speaker 1: your friend, but he's gonna get fifty percent. And you
Speaker 1: got to really really sell the monetary incentive of posting
Speaker 1: the video. I think that's how you'll convince him.
Speaker 11: Yes, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: Call him the diarrhea dude. That's already alliterated. Yeah.
Speaker 18: You know what the funniest thing is. I mean, it's
Speaker 18: not funny to him and probably the person, but he
Speaker 18: was in bed with somebody and I don't know if
Speaker 18: he was blackout, drunk, or sleepwalking, so he doesn't really remember.
Speaker 18: He doesn't remember at all. But he went back into
Speaker 18: the bed with this person and I still don't know
Speaker 18: if they got just get all gross and I went
Speaker 18: back to sleep and they woke up and like, all right,
Speaker 18: I gotta leave.
Speaker 1: Tag them in the video.
Speaker 4: Not us.
Speaker 1: Cold than anything else to say about.
Speaker 4: This, I'm gonna pray for you tonight, man.
Speaker 1: Thank you for colin Ja.
Speaker 4: You're a shick fuck.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like we were joking about the diarrhea
Speaker 1: dude or what, but there, now that I'm really thinking
Speaker 1: about it, there are people who have launched lasting careers
Speaker 1: sort of lasting off of stuff like that. Like you
Speaker 1: know what it catched me outside girl, all the climbing
Speaker 1: in your windows, snatching your people out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the diarrhea dude could becoming if he has a
Speaker 1: second skill that he could mark it off of that.
Speaker 1: I could see it, like.
Speaker 4: He was like an incredible table tennis player. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: he just played on the toilet only mm like like
Speaker 4: and his opponent was also on the toilet, and he
Speaker 4: invented a new sport.
Speaker 1: M He's he's like lugging a big toilet around all
Speaker 1: the table tennis tournaments. And the first people doubt him,
Speaker 1: they go who's this crazy guy? And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden they're like, oh, skill, yeah, now I respect
Speaker 1: the toilet man. Now everyone else. And then he starts
Speaker 1: to tran and everyone else starts being like, oh, if
Speaker 1: this guy is so grating he's on the toilet, then.
Speaker 4: You know we gotta be on the toilet exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sells his own diarrhea dud toilet toilet yeah
Speaker 1: in Dick's sporting goods all around the country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now it's a six seven figure, eight figure empire.
Speaker 1: All is all part of this guy's pitch to his
Speaker 1: friend a Swatchboak video.
Speaker 17: Yeah, Marty going on, my brother, Hey, listen hit us.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's Marty mar In the flesh here.
Speaker 1: All right, Marty, it says here. Do you do you
Speaker 1: want me to say what it says here? Do you
Speaker 1: want to tell us?
Speaker 8: Go on?
Speaker 6: Whatever you want, my brother, I go out and explain it.
Speaker 6: Whatever you need.
Speaker 17: Me to do.
Speaker 4: Share, Share your truth, Share your story, Marty. What's going
Speaker 4: on in your world?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 7: My world?
Speaker 6: My world halfway upside down right now.
Speaker 7: That ain't gonna lie to you, brother.
Speaker 6: I'm from Ohio kil Coffee, Okay, So I mean there's
Speaker 6: a funny samehow they say around there, I'm from where
Speaker 6: they still on their cousins. It's not really that true, though,
Speaker 6: but we'll put the icing on my cake. Today was
Speaker 6: my German shepherd?
Speaker 16: Fuck?
Speaker 6: My gosh, Dan shahuahuah. Now I also have a King Shepherd,
Speaker 6: which I was trying to get done to fuck but
Speaker 6: didn't happen that way. The other thing is I'm hurt.
Speaker 6: I don't need a therapist. I know the guidelines that
Speaker 6: I am hurt. Are you talk of the Green God today?
Speaker 1: Are you an animal breeder or a guy who likes
Speaker 1: to watch animals fuck each Other's.
Speaker 6: Good question, Nona Lie thrilling when you get to see
Speaker 6: a life happening in the making. But at the same time,
Speaker 6: if you do want to put up, I got him.
Speaker 6: They're a little fucked up, these guys here. But uh
Speaker 6: like what I intended was my King shepherd, in my
Speaker 6: German shepherd. But you know, God has his way.
Speaker 4: And is is your chihuahua pregnant?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 4: Have you given that animal a pregnancy test?
Speaker 3: So this is the other thing.
Speaker 6: I need a little advice, please. I got extra Plan
Speaker 6: B and I was thinking about, you know a little
Speaker 6: from the soup see what I could do with that,
Speaker 6: because if.
Speaker 1: I had to make it, I think that's putting something.
Speaker 1: I think that means. I think this is my guess.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can ingest plan B through the butt.
Speaker 6: No, no, not through the buck new food.
Speaker 4: Oh, spoofing the food? The food? Okay, a little you
Speaker 4: said you said you're an animal breeder.
Speaker 6: Nervous, I'm gonna I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
Speaker 4: You said you're animal breeder right into the god.
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 4: So it doesn't seem like you have a problem. It
Speaker 4: seems like you have a beautiful situation where you can
Speaker 4: have your your German shepherd and your King Shepherd fuck
Speaker 4: even though you're German shepherd in Chihuahua fucked. And now
Speaker 4: you have two leaders of puppies that you can sell.
Speaker 4: So you just double up your money real quick.
Speaker 6: My brother twenty four k, I'll tell you right now,
Speaker 6: I will give you one of these puppies on the house.
Speaker 6: You tell me, what the fuck can I do that?
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not ready for that responsibility.
Speaker 6: Here about my feelings.
Speaker 7: I'm a little bit hurt.
Speaker 4: Have you're head of the Oh no, I've only had fish.
Speaker 1: Fish very low maintenance compared to uh fuck it. Listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: First of all, First of all, if you want twenty
Speaker 1: four k golden to you know, take one of your
Speaker 1: puppies it on Instagram tag, you're gonna have to You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to give him the bag for that. My friend,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to give him the bat. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's thinking in terms of brand deals,
Speaker 1: but you know, if you want to give him this puppy,
Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't just take free product. All right,
Speaker 1: There's gonna be significant charges.
Speaker 6: To the care last twenty four k got any of
Speaker 6: my puppies or not. I want to know if I
Speaker 6: should give this fucking bitch lamb or not. I mean,
Speaker 6: they did this ship animal testing, That's how they figured
Speaker 6: it out. It's safe on humans.
Speaker 4: I say, let it rock.
Speaker 6: I need somebody else to push me over that age.
Speaker 4: I say, let it rock. Sell your two sets of
Speaker 4: puppies and and buy another two dogs and then let
Speaker 4: them fuck too. And now you just started a business.
Speaker 4: Now you're taking yourself seriously.
Speaker 6: And I tell you why I'm hurt, though you can.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 7: I've been hurt recently, pretty fucking by it. My trust
Speaker 7: is all gone. I cannot even lie to you. It
Speaker 7: was my ex girlfriend Chihuahuah. I hate that fucking bitch.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna lie. I'm breaking down like I.
Speaker 8: Love that bitch.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: I kind of want to let it ride too, because
Speaker 6: that fucking German sheper puppy is gonna rip that Chiuawa
Speaker 6: parts because I me what I wanted, but I don't
Speaker 6: have the heart to get rid of that dog.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty,
Speaker 1: come down, Marty, come down, come down. Listen Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty,
Speaker 1: come down here with us. I'm with you, brother, Marty,
Speaker 1: assuming you are telling us the truth. You are an
Speaker 1: animal breeder. I am o god who Marty, Marty, Marty,
Speaker 1: come down, Marty. You are an animal breeder who has
Speaker 1: just bred an animal. All is right in your universe.
Speaker 1: Talk to you, and I believe you should embrace that.
Speaker 6: I can talk to me to the green Coffer and
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 1: We love you too, Marty, thank you for calling.
Speaker 6: Thank you my brother. Hey, God bless you. In twenty
Speaker 6: four K.
Speaker 4: It's like an apple farmer being mad that he got
Speaker 4: extra apples.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that. I was thinking of what
Speaker 1: the analogy whatever it was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, yo, just because some bees pollinated this apple
Speaker 4: tree with with different apples than you were expecting, doesn't
Speaker 4: mean that's not a blessing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. This guy's got the wrong perspective on it.
Speaker 1: It's a blessing. It's a blessing, and he's create I mean,
Speaker 1: what is it? A German shepherd in Chihuahua is.
Speaker 4: A king shepherd even a real thing. I've never heard
Speaker 4: of that dog in my whole life.
Speaker 1: Did he say? King shepherd are German?
Speaker 4: So he said he wanted the German shepherd and the
Speaker 4: king shepherd to fuck, but the German shepherd in the
Speaker 4: Chihuahua fucked instead. Oh, to my knowledge, that's what was
Speaker 4: going on, you know what.
Speaker 1: To have honestly, to have ascertained any sort of explanation
Speaker 1: of what he was talking about, I think is a feats.
Speaker 4: Hey man, I'm here to listen.
Speaker 1: So you had a fish, you said, not any dogs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had. I had a lot of fish. My
Speaker 4: mom she like like really fucked with fish. So like
Speaker 4: we would go to Chinatown and like they'd have like
Speaker 4: fishes for cheap, like beita fish, and like rainbow neon tetras,
Speaker 4: and like fish that would like suck on the side
Speaker 4: of the fish tank and like get all the algae off.
Speaker 4: It was a it was a self sustaining ecosystem.
Speaker 1: Do you have any plans or even like vague desires
Speaker 1: to get a more comprehensive animal in the future.
Speaker 4: I really want like a Paris Hilton size like little
Speaker 4: mini dog. Okay, sure, but I'm allergic to dogs and
Speaker 4: cats and uh parrots and hedgehogs and chinchillas and pretty
Speaker 4: much every animal. So it would need to be hyper allergenic,
Speaker 4: but also incredibly small and cute and portable.
Speaker 1: So you like tiny dogs, Yeah, a little like rat
Speaker 1: dog where I could just take it with me wherever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would you do you like that?
Speaker 1: Like you could be covert with it, take it a dog,
Speaker 1: like it's like a restaurant or they don't typically have
Speaker 1: dogs loud or anything like that.
Speaker 4: I just you know, like it, Like you remember when
Speaker 4: everybody was putting their dogs in purses like like all
Speaker 4: these Yeah you want a purse dog, Yeah, like a
Speaker 4: little backpack dog like fanny pack. Then yeah, just let
Speaker 4: him rock out with me, like like I feel like
Speaker 4: a kangaroo carrying my my cub. Yeah, well would you
Speaker 4: say that?
Speaker 1: What was that guy's name?
Speaker 4: Caleb?
Speaker 1: Caleb? If you got any of those kinds of dogs
Speaker 1: for twenty four k maybe uh, you know, give him
Speaker 1: a call, give them a ring.
Speaker 4: Or something out.
Speaker 1: Hello, is this is this Kevin Durant? Kevin Durant is
Speaker 1: ad KD. Listen it says here you're having drama with
Speaker 1: your baby mama. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Absolutely correct?
Speaker 15: So look, I ain't know bits right, but.
Speaker 4: I still love her, Okay, that's real, yep.
Speaker 15: And the truth is is we got an on and
Speaker 15: off relationship for like three years now with last like
Speaker 15: real relationship we had was like about four years ago.
Speaker 15: But recently she just started seeing some other guys, and
Speaker 15: I just feel betrayed.
Speaker 4: You know, have you been seeing other women?
Speaker 15: I kind of have to, you know, so I can't
Speaker 15: blame her.
Speaker 4: That's that's a bit of a double standard right there.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you want to fuck around with other women,
Speaker 4: there's no reason why she shouldn't be able to fuck
Speaker 4: around with other men as long as you guys.
Speaker 15: That's the thing though, I want through those.
Speaker 4: Well if you don't want to fuck around with other women,
Speaker 4: why are you?
Speaker 1: That's a good question.
Speaker 15: That's because I want to forget about her.
Speaker 4: Say that one more time.
Speaker 15: I want to forget about her.
Speaker 4: Well, let me shoot you what you straight, KD. Y'all
Speaker 4: have a child together, so there is no way that
Speaker 4: you were going to be able to forget about her
Speaker 4: for at least the next eighteen years.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 4: That's some rich So, I mean, you got to embrace
Speaker 4: that fact of life. And you either got to go
Speaker 4: into this saying, hey, we could both fuck around with
Speaker 4: other people, but we're gonna put our child first, or
Speaker 4: we could work on this relationship, be with each other exclusively,
Speaker 4: but still put our child first.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think I've been doing anything for my time.
Speaker 15: We co parent all that. It's not wrong with that.
Speaker 4: So so the baby's.
Speaker 15: I've been doing my part. Yeah, the baby's cool, cool,
Speaker 15: he straight. But the thing is that I've been trying
Speaker 15: to fix this relationship for menu and now and she
Speaker 15: over here like playing these little games.
Speaker 4: You know what what type of games is she playing?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 8: She leads me on.
Speaker 15: That leads me on, seen do if you get what
Speaker 15: I'm trying to say?
Speaker 4: She leads you on and then she leads you off.
Speaker 15: He said, yeah, well she leads me on scene like
Speaker 15: the type shit Like I could be like, oh, she
Speaker 15: silling tomorrow, what's up with that?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 15: She'll come through and be like, oh no, I can't
Speaker 15: even do that. I even fuck with you like that.
Speaker 4: Now, when it comes to your baby, is she doing
Speaker 4: these things or only in y'all personal relationship?
Speaker 15: Okay, can you say that again?
Speaker 4: Is she doing these type of things when you're communicating
Speaker 4: about your child or only about your guy's intimate relationship?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Serious, saying, Oh that's when we're talking about us.
Speaker 4: You gotta read between the lines. Brother, If she's playing
Speaker 4: these games with you, I think you gotta free to bitch,
Speaker 4: and you guys gotta you gotta freer, and you gotta
Speaker 4: do it in a healthy way where y'all can still
Speaker 4: communicate about your child and co parent. But it seems
Speaker 4: like there's a reason why you guys didn't work out
Speaker 4: in the first place, and just because you got a
Speaker 4: kid together doesn't mean that you guys are going to
Speaker 4: work out now, So it's possibly. I think the best
Speaker 4: thing for you to do is is both find loving
Speaker 4: partners they care about this child, and now you have
Speaker 4: four parents to raise this kid instead of two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that for four happy people
Speaker 1: and not too this funk old people. And and to
Speaker 1: add on to a twenty.
Speaker 15: Four K is saying, I'm going for relationship.
Speaker 1: You're going for the open relationship.
Speaker 4: That's tricky.
Speaker 15: Yeah, what not?
Speaker 4: That's tricky because it sounds like you don't even have
Speaker 4: a relationship, a close relationship right now, so to open
Speaker 4: it up, that's that's a difficult situation.
Speaker 15: I don't know, man, what.
Speaker 4: We do and and we we vote. I hope I'm
Speaker 4: I'm correcting.
Speaker 1: No, no, I was gonna say. I mean, like what
Speaker 1: twenty four K is saying is one hundred percent correct.
Speaker 1: And it's like, dude, I think what's getting in your
Speaker 1: head is like the fence sitting right because you're like,
Speaker 1: I want to fuck, like you're fucking around with other girls,
Speaker 1: but you still like this girl. It's like, it's like
Speaker 1: commit to one option. Yes, if you're going to like
Speaker 1: commit to I'm not fucking around with other girls. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try as hard as I can to fix this, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I kind of don't recommend because it
Speaker 1: seems like the writing is on the wall. But if
Speaker 1: you're gonna fuck around with other girls, commit to fucking
Speaker 1: around with other girls and just be like, listen, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a respectful relationship with this person for
Speaker 1: the sake of my child. But I'm not gonna hold
Speaker 1: out hope for it because again, the writing's on the wall.
Speaker 1: If she's like you know, she's not into it. You
Speaker 1: cannot force somebody to feel a way about you. Yes,
Speaker 1: you've got to accept it and move on. And of course,
Speaker 1: you know you have a child together, so be cordial
Speaker 1: in that way. But it's the fence sitting. It's the oh,
Speaker 1: if only I text her this at this time, with
Speaker 1: this many emojis type of type of thing, and she'll
Speaker 1: maybe she'll come back to me. It's that it's those
Speaker 1: thoughts that we're gonna fuck with you man, So you know,
Speaker 1: commit to one option, commit to one plan of action here.
Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 4: Well, we fuck with you, KD. We hope you heal
Speaker 4: sooner you can continue doing well for the Brooklyn Nets
Speaker 4: because they're in trouble right now.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you had Kevin durant On the call man, I.
Speaker 1: Know, I've been trying. I got to get him on
Speaker 1: here in a get go suit.
Speaker 4: That would be crazy. I don't think you would fit
Speaker 4: on this screen.
Speaker 1: How told was like, what's six seven.
Speaker 4: A ron? Hey?
Speaker 3: Wow, oh my goodness, this is such a trip. Hey guys,
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 1: How are you doing it? Thank you very much?
Speaker 17: Man.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen man. It says here I figured we get
Speaker 1: right into it. It says here that you recently overheard
Speaker 1: a group of work friends discussing that they're all going
Speaker 1: out and you have been excluded, and you're feeling disappointed.
Speaker 1: Tell us more about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, yeah, that's that's belonging. The short of it.
Speaker 3: I will give you, I will give you contact, and
Speaker 3: I will do my best to keep it fairly succinct,
Speaker 3: if I'm using that word correctly. But uh so, basically, like,
Speaker 3: I started working at this workplace maybe three or four
Speaker 3: months ago, and as yet it has been at the
Speaker 3: at the restaurant, and as yet it has just been
Speaker 3: like the best restaurant I've ever worked at. You know,
Speaker 3: the work is, the work is cool, the the the
Speaker 3: people are all super cool. My best buddy started working
Speaker 3: there at about the same time, and uh. And I
Speaker 3: just I feel like so validated valued working there, and
Speaker 3: like I know that I'm doing great work and like,
Speaker 3: you know, so on and so forth, and uh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I just felt like like, geez, man, I'm getting along
Speaker 3: so with my managers and like, you know, people, people
Speaker 3: are happy to see me, and uh, I'm going to
Speaker 3: work with the best blood here and and uh. And
Speaker 3: then I'm working the other day and I over here
Speaker 3: one of my managers telling someone else saying, hey, so
Speaker 3: and so we're going to go out on you know
Speaker 3: whatever that's on Saturday or something like that, and he
Speaker 3: spent right next to me as he said he because
Speaker 3: he's like and this person and this person, this person
Speaker 3: and whatever names like maybe seven or eight different people
Speaker 3: and uh and and my best this this my best
Speaker 3: buddy that's also started working there, and uh and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're all going out and uh, dude, it hurts so
Speaker 3: bad because like, as yet, I have no one has
Speaker 3: mentioned this to me yet. And I just like, and
Speaker 3: I get that I'm not entitled necessarily that people wanting
Speaker 3: to hang out with me or whatever, but I was
Speaker 3: so I was so disappointed. I was and I still
Speaker 3: am yesterday, So so super disappointed.
Speaker 4: Damn, buddy. I mean, I definitely feel you on that.
Speaker 4: Being excluded sucks, especially when it's something your other friends
Speaker 4: are are going to do and you can't be included
Speaker 4: in that. And it's very mature of you to acknowledge
Speaker 4: that you're not entitled to being in vite did, but
Speaker 4: you are also valid in your feelings of being disappointed
Speaker 4: and wishing that you could be at that event. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what are they going to do? Anyways?
Speaker 3: Okay, this this is this is kind of funny, but
Speaker 3: one of our managers has been single for quite a while,
Speaker 3: So they're going to go out and uh and go
Speaker 3: shopping for him and like get him into your haircuts
Speaker 3: a girl.
Speaker 1: So they're going to the mall to give.
Speaker 4: Eight deep. They're going eight deep to the mall to
Speaker 4: give your manager a makeover.
Speaker 1: A lot of opinions. Yeah, on on one, how on
Speaker 1: the on the.
Speaker 4: Looks, how would you raise your haircut out of ten?
Speaker 5: Oh I'm bald.
Speaker 4: Well, that's why you didn't get invited. You have no
Speaker 4: valid depinion on hair. You don't have any in the
Speaker 4: first place.
Speaker 3: Ah shuit So true. Yeah, facts, They're like, what is
Speaker 3: this guy now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't take your personal man, it's is there any
Speaker 4: other bald people that got invited?
Speaker 3: You know what, that's a good point, that's that's very true.
Speaker 3: I follow your logic.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, don't don't take it too personally. It's
Speaker 4: if they're going out to eat, going to a bar. Okay,
Speaker 4: I feel you, but you just don't have any hair,
Speaker 4: You have no no knowledge on this, on this subject,
Speaker 4: so it's it's just out of your area. Don't feel
Speaker 4: bad about it.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's the funniest take. I've chatted with
Speaker 3: a couple of different people about it. That's the funniest ship.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Man, See that that's why we can't. I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of the times these sorts of things happen and
Speaker 1: we immediately take it personally, and then we don't look
Speaker 1: at it from this objective perspective, right.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think I think there's there's there's you
Speaker 1: you jump to immediately. Ah, I mean, good at all
Speaker 1: these people don't like me when there's a variety of
Speaker 1: variables and factors in this situation that could be far
Speaker 1: from that truth that you decided is the truth for
Speaker 1: for for really no reason, so you know, you being
Speaker 1: bald another version of the truth. So who knows you know? Okay, now, yeah,
Speaker 1: are you going to are you gonna make any effort
Speaker 1: in the future to try and hang out with these
Speaker 1: people again? Like, are you gonna go out and make
Speaker 1: the effort to be like, hey, you guys want to
Speaker 1: go to the fucking bowling alley soon.
Speaker 4: Or whatever it is?
Speaker 3: Man, that's a that's a terrific That's a terrific point.
Speaker 3: I would because that could be the sort of gesture
Speaker 3: that they that they would appreciate, uh, which would which
Speaker 3: might have them thinking of me in that way. You know,
Speaker 3: that's a really good point. I don't I don't initiate
Speaker 3: stuff like that, so that you know, that's that's a
Speaker 3: good point, man, And that's something I had to think
Speaker 3: about doing.
Speaker 4: Take control of your destiny. Brother, you got this.
Speaker 3: Thank you man, Thanks for calling that powerful.
Speaker 10: That's perfect.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Eric. I hope you're bought a headed ass
Speaker 4: has a good night, man.
Speaker 1: It's true with stuff like that, like, our intentions are
Speaker 1: always perceived differently than you know, because all people ever
Speaker 1: see is our actions and our words, but our intentions
Speaker 1: are never perceived, which is a scary fucking thing to
Speaker 1: think about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we tend to judge others on their impact,
Speaker 4: but judge ourselves based on our intentions, which is is
Speaker 4: also is it's kind of hard to do because it's
Speaker 4: like you never truly know someone else's intentions, so you
Speaker 4: kind of just got to take it at face value
Speaker 4: or succumb to the paranoia that everyone's a liar, which
Speaker 4: is probably not the right thing to do. Anyways.
Speaker 1: I would like to think that, you know, I would
Speaker 1: like other people to like take more into account what
Speaker 1: my intentions are when I'm acting about in the world. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I try to do that with other people, but
Speaker 1: it's scary to know that, like my intentions are not
Speaker 1: always being perceived as like I might be coming off
Speaker 1: in a way different way.
Speaker 4: Then you think you are that you hope to Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: that's that's difficult. That's the probably one of the hardest
Speaker 4: parts of being a social human. Or you could just
Speaker 4: you know, stay alone and just sit with your fuck
Speaker 4: me silly mega masturbator.
Speaker 1: Can be an auto sexual.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could be an auto sexual.
Speaker 1: There's people are gonna listen to this and be like,
Speaker 1: oh am, I fucking I didn't know there was a
Speaker 1: word for auto sexual. I didn't know it was a thing.
Speaker 4: We're helping people find their identity in this crazy word
Speaker 4: that we live in.
Speaker 1: Beautiful look at us.
Speaker 2: D C.
Speaker 8: Hello, d C.
Speaker 1: How you doing. We're doing good. We're doing good, d C.
Speaker 1: How are you doing?
Speaker 8: I read you see you guys today and I'm glad
Speaker 8: I did, and I love you you guys show. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna stop following you guys, but uh not to keep
Speaker 8: all the listeners hold.
Speaker 4: Uh d C.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you talk to talk to us, d C.
Speaker 2: D C.
Speaker 1: It says here, d C. I'm gonna give you the
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give the abstract here and then you can
Speaker 1: sort of fill in the blanket. Says here that you're
Speaker 1: from Somalia, thirty three years old. You once had sex
Speaker 1: with a girl and both of her aunts in the
Speaker 1: same nights. What what was that like?
Speaker 8: Yes, in the same house.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 8: So, so the story starts before I met her and her
Speaker 8: and already broke it down for the person I talked to.
Speaker 8: So can I started from the beginning or you it
Speaker 8: started off.
Speaker 1: From I want you to tell us honestly. And here's
Speaker 1: my thing with stories. Do you feel as though you
Speaker 1: could give us an adequate account of what happens in
Speaker 1: under two minutes.
Speaker 8: I swear to God everything I will tell you it's
Speaker 8: no lie, and it's.
Speaker 1: Not about it's not about truthful, it's not about truthfulness.
Speaker 1: But do you feel like you could give us the
Speaker 1: account in under two minutes?
Speaker 4: Two minutes or less?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 8: So I travel for work. I travel for work. I'll
Speaker 8: come to a new state. And then a friend of
Speaker 8: mine invited me to her house in instead of my hotel.
Speaker 8: Her friend ending up hooking me up.
Speaker 4: With other friends.
Speaker 8: So I ended up in a back alley picking up
Speaker 8: two females fighting.
Speaker 4: They were fighting.
Speaker 8: They were fighting, I'm talking about shirts, ripped off, everything
Speaker 8: like brawls out.
Speaker 4: And you managed to you managed to pick them up
Speaker 4: in the middle of their fight.
Speaker 8: We wait, We waited till they finished their fight.
Speaker 1: And then it's funny when I tell people like, can
Speaker 1: you tell you starting in two minutes? And that's how
Speaker 1: we get to like I was traveling and then I
Speaker 1: was in a back alley.
Speaker 4: So so they finished the fight.
Speaker 8: So we go to the hotel. Okay, we go to
Speaker 8: the hotel. The other two chicks in the the one
Speaker 8: that I came to and the other one in the
Speaker 8: back is.
Speaker 15: One that's in my car, the one I'm interested in.
Speaker 8: The other two got into a fight in the park
Speaker 8: and we broke that fire up.
Speaker 1: What is what is the what are these two fighting about?
Speaker 1: Are there always getting in the fight?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Two dudes and three females, and so there is the
Speaker 8: competition is me and the hug. So they all drunk.
Speaker 8: This is by the way, This is like two thirty
Speaker 8: in the morning. We all drunk as fun.
Speaker 4: All right, So you're drunk.
Speaker 8: We go up the stairs.
Speaker 4: Two dudes, three girls on the way to the hotel.
Speaker 4: Up the stairs.
Speaker 8: We go upstairs, We go in the room. Everything is perfect.
Speaker 8: We started smoking and started drinking. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 8: bottles honeyken, battles to start flying. I don't know what
Speaker 8: the girls to start talking to each other, what they
Speaker 8: start telling.
Speaker 1: I feel like this guy works for the tourism board
Speaker 1: of Small.
Speaker 4: I want to go now.
Speaker 8: Man, I'm I'm thinking I need to get out of here.
Speaker 8: I'm here for work. I have to open up the
Speaker 8: new office and work for three weeks over here. I
Speaker 8: did not come to get killed of a pussy. You know,
Speaker 8: I'm trying to leave. So, oh, girl, the one that
Speaker 8: I liked, she liked me too. So she's like, let's dip.
Speaker 8: As we're trying to dip, the other cheek hit the
Speaker 8: chick with the bottle. The chick grabbed a bottle, she
Speaker 8: didn't break her head with it, so she smashed the
Speaker 8: bottle on the wall, stabbed her right on the cheek,
Speaker 8: and stabbed her on her neck.
Speaker 4: Wait, just just now, I want to I want to
Speaker 4: fast forward a little bit. Did you end up having
Speaker 4: sex with the girl that stabbed another girl and the
Speaker 4: girl that got stabbed?
Speaker 8: No, that as the aunties, the one that took me
Speaker 8: out of there. I had sex with her and her
Speaker 8: two I was trying to get to it. Did did
Speaker 8: kill my.
Speaker 6: Two minutes already?
Speaker 1: Okay, So the people that you had sex with you
Speaker 1: you not, at any point during the night saw them
Speaker 1: commit any form of violent act beforehand. That's where we're
Speaker 1: getting at.
Speaker 8: I think, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. The girls
Speaker 8: that I had sex with had nothing to do with
Speaker 8: none of these.
Speaker 1: So listen, so listen to DC DC DC. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: so you had this crazy night, I mean skipping to
Speaker 1: the end here, tell us, plain and simple, way, what
Speaker 1: do you feel like?
Speaker 8: Oh, she took me to her house. She took me
Speaker 8: to her house.
Speaker 6: Her house.
Speaker 8: Her house is her she's nineteen years, Her auntie is
Speaker 8: twenty two. Her other auntie is twenty eight. And it's
Speaker 8: a five bedroom.
Speaker 4: House, big house.
Speaker 8: She took me to her house. I started being her ass. Up,
Speaker 8: I've finished, and I want to go wash up. I
Speaker 8: gotta wash my boss. And you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 8: like when you finish your ship. And then the closest
Speaker 8: back room downstairs, So I go in the stairs. Her
Speaker 8: other auntie grabbed my hand. She like, I heard what
Speaker 8: you did upstairs. You still got some left.
Speaker 17: Ship?
Speaker 8: Hell yeah? Her auntie went back up the stairs and
Speaker 8: then the other room. Her other auntie came out and
Speaker 8: grabbed my head. Same ship, I swear.
Speaker 4: So you had the threesome with the two aunties or
Speaker 4: you you hit it back to back.
Speaker 8: There was never no one time I hit them all individually.
Speaker 8: There was one time that I hit all three OF's nice.
Speaker 1: You get to give everyone your full focused individual attention.
Speaker 1: So listen, all right, So so so d C d
Speaker 1: C d C, tell us before we before we before
Speaker 1: we move on, definitively what do you feel as though
Speaker 1: you learn from this experience?
Speaker 4: Always bring three condoms to anyone's sexual encounter.
Speaker 8: You could take advantage you. I think I feel like
Speaker 8: they run a train on me. I don't feel like
Speaker 8: I am like it was just me my home, we
Speaker 8: got left behind. I ain't that fucking three bitches that
Speaker 8: I don't know in a fucking state that I'm not from.
Speaker 8: They who played who?
Speaker 10: And they all know.
Speaker 8: Each other like they well, so they played me. I
Speaker 8: don't think that.
Speaker 1: DC well d C, D C well DC. Listen, you've
Speaker 1: sold many plane tickets to Somalia this evening without a doubt.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for sharing your story and for
Speaker 1: giving us a new perspective on a place that we
Speaker 1: we we might not be familiar with.
Speaker 4: Hitting my travel Asiana after that, brother, well, I.
Speaker 8: Don't know if I I was used them because I
Speaker 8: probably couldna have any product feed back home.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 8: I love you guys. I ran into you streams today.
Speaker 8: You guys are freaking awesome.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 8: Thank you for letting me get online with you. Guys.
Speaker 8: I've never been on this website online or whatnot. I
Speaker 8: lurk and I'm man. Keep doing what you're doing. And
Speaker 8: thank you.
Speaker 1: Guys, bro appreciate you, we love you.
Speaker 4: Wow. Have you ever had a situation where you where
Speaker 4: you've smashed a girl and you also smashed one of
Speaker 4: her family members like a sister, a mother?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is never. I haven't. I haven't even had
Speaker 1: a situation that has even came close to something like that.
Speaker 4: Have you No? No, I was just curious.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's weird. You know what, maybe this
Speaker 1: is off topic. Why is there so much incest porn
Speaker 1: all of a sudden.
Speaker 4: Like the step mom stepbrother shit, I don't know a video, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's not it doesn't really do it
Speaker 4: for me personally. And I think realistic. I think it's
Speaker 4: because there's so much divorce in America that so many
Speaker 4: people have had that experience of having a step mom
Speaker 4: and that being maybe why you're going through puberty the
Speaker 4: only non non family technically like related person women in
Speaker 4: your house that you're that you're constantly being attended to
Speaker 4: buy And it's.
Speaker 1: Weird because it's not just fucking step it's like mom.
Speaker 1: It's like mom role play. It's just I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: say about oh, and then the thing with like then
Speaker 1: there's others like there's like twin sister duos and like, yes,
Speaker 1: that's weird. I wouldn't do that because it's like that's
Speaker 1: ancestual between the sisters.
Speaker 4: Now, if you were in a situation where two twins
Speaker 4: were coming under you, you're telling me you wouldn't take
Speaker 4: that opportunity.
Speaker 1: I never know how i'll feel about a situation until
Speaker 1: I know you're in a situation. You know. Jackson, Oh, Jackson,
Speaker 1: how are you doing?
Speaker 10: And I ye, I'm good.
Speaker 7: I like you twenty four?
Speaker 4: What's up Jackson?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 10: So I'll just like cover into it.
Speaker 1: Jackson, it says here that your ex took your cat
Speaker 1: and now you're having a little custody battle. What's what's
Speaker 1: the custody battle here?
Speaker 6: Brow?
Speaker 12: Like, how'd you get the story?
Speaker 10: So I got this cat, like we were together for
Speaker 10: four years. We moved in and like.
Speaker 12: The first month I was like, bro, I kind of
Speaker 12: want to go check out like the kill shelter because
Speaker 12: it's kind of sad, you know. And then I get
Speaker 12: a cat and like three months later it doesn't work
Speaker 12: out because that shit's kind of confusing and convoluted whatever,
Speaker 12: And she.
Speaker 10: Took my cat when we broke up like a month after.
Speaker 4: She like kicked me.
Speaker 10: She's like, can I get the cat?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 11: We're listening, okay, yeah, And then so she just like
Speaker 11: took my cat.
Speaker 10: I texted her and she blocked me.
Speaker 4: I'm like everything, yes, have something to say she did
Speaker 4: she take your cat? Or did you give her your cat?
Speaker 11: She asked for it, and I'm a nice guy, and
Speaker 11: I was like, so like, can I get the cat
Speaker 11: back whenever, you know, I get out.
Speaker 10: There was more. I didn't have money to like feed
Speaker 10: the cat and take care of it. I mean I
Speaker 10: bought it.
Speaker 11: It was like two fifty to the cat and then
Speaker 11: two fifty for you, like a year of insurance.
Speaker 1: Well that's okay. So what you just said right now
Speaker 1: where you just said that, where you said you don't
Speaker 1: have the money to feed the cat? Can can you
Speaker 1: even take care of the cat if you had it?
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 10: Well it's been a year, bro, I like, I want
Speaker 10: that cat back. I'm good. Now. I got a good job.
Speaker 10: You know, I live in like a decent house, and
Speaker 10: I got it because my dog is like borgeous shit
Speaker 10: when I'm at work, and now now she's still BOREDI
Speaker 10: of shit when I'm at.
Speaker 6: Work and I don't have a cat.
Speaker 17: Now, I think, and I was like, you know, you
Speaker 17: get kind of.
Speaker 4: Like, I think the easiest situation, the easiest solution to
Speaker 4: this situation is getting a new cat, adopting a new cat,
Speaker 4: because one you're saving another life, another cat life. You
Speaker 4: don't got to get into it with your what's your
Speaker 4: ex And she's had the cat for a year, so
Speaker 4: you got to acknowledge she has a rapport with this cat.
Speaker 1: Now the imprint, she's emotionally attached.
Speaker 4: The cat probably sees her as more of a parental
Speaker 4: figure than it sees you as a parental figure. And
Speaker 4: that's just that's just the way that the cards you
Speaker 4: have played out.
Speaker 11: I guess so. But like you know, me and that
Speaker 11: cat were like awesome together, Like we named it after
Speaker 11: Frank Ocean song IVY.
Speaker 10: It was like the coolest like color. It was like
Speaker 10: black gold and it had like orange strap on his chest.
Speaker 10: And the lady said that the first time she's ever
Speaker 10: seen a cat like that. Well, yeah, I want the cat.
Speaker 10: I bought the cat and now like I can't even.
Speaker 17: Well it was there.
Speaker 1: Well Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, have you ever have you ever
Speaker 1: considered the concept that if you love something, you let
Speaker 1: it go.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I mean, if the cat you believe is having a
Speaker 1: very nice life with your ex girlfriends and you know
Speaker 1: you got a beautiful dog at home, you did it.
Speaker 11: She did it just the fuck with me, you know
Speaker 11: what I'm saying. Like it was more like a spi
Speaker 11: thing because I.
Speaker 10: Was with her for like four years di but she
Speaker 10: totally like made it like a sight.
Speaker 4: If it was only if it was only out of spite,
Speaker 4: she would have either neglected the cat to death or
Speaker 4: gave it away now or some other situation. She's still
Speaker 4: keeping this cat, so she must fuck with it at
Speaker 4: some level that doesn't have to do with you. And
Speaker 4: I think that's your ego talking right now, trying to
Speaker 4: tell you that it's all about you. But maybe it's
Speaker 4: not about you, Jackson. Maybe she really does love that cat.
Speaker 6: Possibly.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's been a year.
Speaker 10: That I just thought, Wow, she did it out of
Speaker 10: like out of like Spike because I broke up with her,
Speaker 10: because you.
Speaker 4: Know, we're right, But it's been a year.
Speaker 1: A Spike relationship ain't ain't lasted a year.
Speaker 4: It's a little she loves the cat. I think you
Speaker 4: might be a little more upset about the girl than
Speaker 4: the cat, if we're being honest here.
Speaker 10: Four years I get it, but I mean, now I
Speaker 10: see you how like people who go through divorce is
Speaker 10: kind of like from like a parent because now I
Speaker 10: don't I don't have to say I don't know anything,
Speaker 10: but now I don't get to see my kids, you know,
Speaker 10: Like that's sucked up. Like I raised that cat to
Speaker 10: like be cool as fuck.
Speaker 11: I mean, she wasn't there for the first month, but
Speaker 11: her life is pretty you know, she like sunbathed and
Speaker 11: my dog and her would.
Speaker 10: Sleep and like there would jokes.
Speaker 1: But now my dog I think, I Well, but there's
Speaker 1: a lot. There's so many things. There's you're you're you're
Speaker 1: bringing up the concept of like you're like, this is
Speaker 1: not about the cat. This is about about the cat
Speaker 1: represents the lot, the path you're you're bringing up the past. Dude,
Speaker 1: you're bringing up the time in your life where the
Speaker 1: cat was and your like cat is representing so much
Speaker 1: more than just the cat itself.
Speaker 4: Amen, you know, and dude.
Speaker 1: Like like like Jackson Man, like you got love in
Speaker 1: your heart, all right, you got this big goofy dog,
Speaker 1: you know, there's more memories to be made, there's more
Speaker 1: cats to be had, There's there's lots, lots lots more
Speaker 1: in the further pages of the book of your life
Speaker 1: to explore. You know, and and you know what, maybe
Speaker 1: even even if we are wrong, and you know, this
Speaker 1: is just all about the cat, you know, like the
Speaker 1: cat's cats with your girlfriend. Now, you know it is
Speaker 1: in the past.
Speaker 4: Unless you're pulling like some Keanu style heat heist. It's
Speaker 4: it's you got to just accept that for what it
Speaker 4: is and accept it. You can't control other people. You
Speaker 4: can't control the cat, you can't control your girl. All
Speaker 4: you can control is your response to it. So you
Speaker 4: either a steal the cat, b get a new cat,
Speaker 4: or see enjoy the dog that you have. Oh shit,
Speaker 4: he did not want to hear that.
Speaker 1: No, that was man. We'll call him back one last
Speaker 1: time and then all right, But you were getting on
Speaker 1: the right foot there.
Speaker 4: You know. I just I like to present people with
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Speaker 1: Collin Studio Web interface Jack jack Jackson, Jack Jackson I
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Speaker 1: technical issue there, but oh Jackson hung up well. Great
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Speaker 4: It's it's honor to be here, my reptilian brother.
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Speaker 4: If you don't, you're lost again. But I just hope
Speaker 4: that everybody watching this has a great day. Don't forget
Speaker 4: to brush your teeth and wash your face tonight before
Speaker 4: you go to bed. Skincare and dead look care is important.
Speaker 4: You only got one set of teeth, you only got
Speaker 4: one skin, so take care of it.
Speaker 1: Beautiful words from a wonderful man. Twenty four k Golden.
Speaker 1: A pleasure, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Till next time.
Speaker 1: Till next time.
Speaker 4: Goes on the line every night I was showing his eye.
Speaker 15: He was teaching you to housing your life, but he's
Speaker 15: not really an expert.