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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is a Jewels show? And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one, six one saying that you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Don't say your name because you

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Speaker 1: need to remain anonymous, but how are you? And we

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Speaker 1: want to know what your dirty little secret is? Do

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Speaker 1: you have time to tell us whoever you are? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, all right? And would you like to tell

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret right now? Or do we need

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Speaker 1: to call you back? No? This is fine, okay, perfect,

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Speaker 1: hit us with it. We're ready, Okay. In fifth grade,

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Speaker 1: I kind of had my own business going on, and

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Speaker 1: you got your own business in fifth grade. Some people

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Speaker 1: will call it an entrepreneur. Yeah, okay, what was your bodens? Megan? Si? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like if it's a dirty little secret, this

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Speaker 1: business is not very up and up. No, it was

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Speaker 1: the opposite of that. I found my dad's Dash four

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Speaker 1: and basically Playboy and what so I I figured I

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Speaker 1: could get good money for this, so I wouldn't you Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like one grade? Did you say fifth grade? Did you

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Speaker 1: say fifth grade? Yeah? My son is in fifth grade

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Speaker 1: and you and I have Okay, this is crazy so

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Speaker 1: when I was in fifth grade, I didn't find any

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Speaker 1: from my dad, but there was some somebody. It's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably an older brother of somebody somewhere. There was

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Speaker 1: on the playground. I sold pages from that too to

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Speaker 1: a couple of my friends. Yeah, for like a dollar,

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Speaker 1: and I kept the ones on rivals. I would have

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Speaker 1: had to take you out competition. That's crazy. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that. That's definitely a business that goes on in

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Speaker 1: fifth grade. Then wow, I wondered if my dad do

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Speaker 1: because eventually the magazines disappeared. Yeah, seriously, he probably wanted

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Speaker 1: to look for him one day. I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: where they go? Because he sold them. You're giving me

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Speaker 1: away your dad's alone time. If ye had you had

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Speaker 1: a stream of revenue that kept coming in. I just

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Speaker 1: found some on the playground, and I kept most of

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Speaker 1: it myself. Honestly, I got high off my own supply.

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Speaker 1: I did sell a couple of pages to a few

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Speaker 1: friends of mine. What do you do for work now?

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Speaker 1: A similar type of worker. I'm a copywriter actually, so

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Speaker 1: kind of well, thanks for telling us do a little secret.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, all right, let's get another one. Was your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? So just to like mess with my

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Speaker 1: mom a little bit. I've been driving by her house

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Speaker 1: basically every day after work and taking her mail, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like old people are obsessed with the mail.

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Speaker 1: So she is freaking out that she hasn't gotten her mail.

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Speaker 1: So I think I've pushed it far enough without her

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Speaker 1: realizing it's me. So I'm going to tell her today

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Speaker 1: that it was just, you know, joking with her. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've taken it for the last two weeks. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: wet her through it. Isn't that like, oh, you can't

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Speaker 1: like take people's me I think it's a related You're related.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's kind of my mail too. That's okay.

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Speaker 1: You don't that your mom will turn you into the fens,

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Speaker 1: hopefully not or all just taking it and then she

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Speaker 1: won't know what if she what if she got like

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Speaker 1: an important piece of mail, like it was urgent. I

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Speaker 1: looked through it. There was nothing important. Did you open it? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't open it, but I can tell it's nothing

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Speaker 1: that it was like some irs, You're like, mom, up

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Speaker 1: your mail and two weeks. Yeah. Do you guys mess

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Speaker 1: with each other a lot like that or something? Sometimes?

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Speaker 1: But I felt like she was you know, sounds like it,

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Speaker 1: sounds like she deserved it. And you're telling her today

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Speaker 1: that you've doing it for two weeks. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell her today. Okay, we'll see how that comes.

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Speaker 1: If she does call the Feds on you and you

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Speaker 1: have to go to prison because you've been stealing mail,

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Speaker 1: you can use one of your phone calls for us. Okay, perfect, back,

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Speaker 1: all right, thanks for you little secret. Thank you. The

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