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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. It's kind of like the

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Speaker 1: weirdest week of the whole year. I feel like, seriously,

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Speaker 1: and if you're thinking like, oh my god, nobody got

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Speaker 1: me anything good for the holiday, get yourself something that

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Speaker 1: you'll love. And that's a Brook and Jeffrey merch for

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Speaker 1: a Cause sweatshirt, T shirt, hat even Yeah, they're so

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Speaker 1: cute and you only have this week left to buy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sale ends December thirty. First, the show notes, that's where

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Speaker 1: the link is. Yes, and I know you have money

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Speaker 1: you got for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: I know you can put it towards this. There we go,

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Speaker 1: and it all goes to charity. Okay, let's start the show.

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Speaker 3: Sixty seconds from your shock Collar Question of the Day.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and waking up

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Speaker 3: is really hard.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 5: I was just complaining of it.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking about not doing it anymore. I'm oh,

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Speaker 1: just seriously, I don't know it just is that an option?

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Speaker 3: It should be because you have to you have to

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Speaker 3: push a button to stop the alarm, open both of

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Speaker 3: your eyes, not just one. You gotta do both. I

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Speaker 3: start with one, I do too, and then your legs

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Speaker 3: from the mattress to the floor. What are we Olympians?

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Speaker 5: It's a lot are.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it can be a struggle, and that's why

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Speaker 3: a lot of us develop some really bad morning habits

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Speaker 3: that wellness experts say will completely throw off your mood

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Speaker 3: and your productivity for the rest of the day. My god,

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Speaker 3: I was just thinking about this.

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Speaker 1: I told my husband last night I need to order

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Speaker 1: a real alarm clock so that I get rid of

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Speaker 1: my phone next to my bed. Isn't that one of them?

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Speaker 6: Sure?

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Speaker 3: I thought she probably had like a rooster that could

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Speaker 3: definitely see.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 3: The experts listed off the five worst bad habits you

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Speaker 3: should definitely avoid doing first thing in the morning. Number

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Speaker 3: one is hitting the snooze button. Yeah, over half of

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Speaker 3: us do it, but study show those extra few minutes

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Speaker 3: who I started doing this about a year ago. You

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Speaker 3: don't hit you don't hit snooze. You just set the

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Speaker 3: alarm for a more realistic time and then train yourself

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Speaker 3: to wake up the first time, and you feel so

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Speaker 7: Every morning.

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Speaker 1: I set my alarm for a half an hour before

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Speaker 1: I actually have to get up, and I legitimately hit

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Speaker 3: That's a half hour of sleep that you're not getting.

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Speaker 3: You're just hitting snooze for that half hour. Number two

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Speaker 1: Someone liked my Instagram post in the night. How am

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Speaker 3: Number three starting your day with a sugar rush. They

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Speaker 3: Number four is not washing your face.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love washing my face in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Morning.

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Speaker 3: Your pillows are covered in oil and dead skin. I

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Speaker 5: Warm.

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Speaker 1: I take a picture in your face slipping around on

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Speaker 1: your pillows so much just a sheen over the top

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Speaker 3: And finally, number five worst morning habit, according to the

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Speaker 3: this explains a lot. It's time for the shock collar

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Speaker 3: question of the day. We have a bucket full of names.

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Speaker 3: Are gonna draw one out seat who gets asked a

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Speaker 3: shocked while singing a song, So text into seventy five

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Speaker 3: nine two tell us what you'd like to hear. Jose

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Speaker 3: is drawing a name out because he had the shot collar. Last.

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Speaker 3: Who'd you get, Jose?

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Speaker 8: I got Brook, the female Harry potter Fox.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a compliment Brook's.

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Speaker 3: Putting on the shot Harry while that happens digital, Jake

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Speaker 5: Question of the day, What attributes make up the perfect

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Speaker 5: better half in a relationship? No, Brook, it's not subservience.

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Speaker 5: But there are a number of good features that people

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Speaker 5: can possess that make them appear to be an ideal partner.

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Speaker 5: And you're in luck today because a new survey asked

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Speaker 5: singles what qualities they look for in their forever soulmate.

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Speaker 5: These can be personality traits, acquired skills, or characteristics. And

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Speaker 5: you need to name the top four qualities in no

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Speaker 5: particular order, because most of you seem undesirable in the

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Speaker 5: dating scene. I will give you a pity lifeline. Name

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Speaker 5: a number, and I'll tell you what's behind.

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Speaker 1: Already, I have a very successful marriage.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if.

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Speaker 1: Let's go at number two.

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Speaker 5: Number two is trustworthiness.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna put that as number one, but

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Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't think, okay, honestly, when I think

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Speaker 1: about my own marriage, The things that work for us

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Speaker 1: are laughter, like we can laugh at things important. Trust,

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Speaker 1: like Jake said, communication is a big one. Being able

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Speaker 3: Her though, and respect, Wow, trust, respect and community?

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Speaker 1: Is that boring?

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Speaker 3: Sounds like a thrilling marriage.

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Speaker 5: I say that I was.

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Speaker 1: Going more money muscle? Could you show me muscles?

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Speaker 3: Number one one that you didn't mention that I think

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Speaker 3: is really important to a lot of people in relationships

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Speaker 3: is cooking. What people before they get into a relationship,

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Speaker 3: they're looking for someone who can cook.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I think, but I

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Speaker 1: will say off of like domestic chores, I would say splitting,

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Speaker 1: like having a partnership is really important where it's not

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Speaker 3: Everything, specifically cooking. Though thing of the song in the

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Speaker 3: movie Mulan, when they're saying a girl worth fighting for,

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Speaker 3: the fat guy says, a girl that can cook. That's

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Speaker 3: straight from Disney. That is Disney, not even that long

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Speaker 3: ago old antiquated stuff. This is the nineties we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I want a woman who can cook. That sounds old antiques.

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Speaker 3: That's move on, that's Disney.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna move you disagree, you.

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Speaker 3: Hate Disney, you disagree with what they said.

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Speaker 1: Something that people list as their top even ten.

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Speaker 3: When you're thinking about a romantic partner, the ideal romantic person,

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Speaker 3: you have to think about not yourself, like you're thinking

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Speaker 3: about what are you looking for in someone exactly? So again,

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Speaker 3: let's let's get the question one more time.

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Speaker 5: Well, Brooke was polishing the bars on her husband cage

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Speaker 5: down in the basement. A new survey found the top

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Speaker 5: four qualities that people look for most and a potential partner.

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Speaker 5: I need you to name all of them, in no

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Speaker 5: particular order. And because I think it's a virtual guarantee

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Speaker 5: that you'll be shocked, I'm giving you a pity goal.

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Speaker 5: Tell me something you think is on the list, and

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Speaker 1: It is humor on the list, Jake.

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Speaker 5: Humor is on the list. Makes you laugh is number three.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna lock in my I'm gonna lock in Okay.

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Speaker 1: Trust and humor already on there. You know, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Communication is something that you look for, and I'm gonna go. Muscles, Yeah, Chemistry, Chemistry.

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Speaker 5: According to a survey, done by thousands of singles. These

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Speaker 5: are the top four qualities people look for most in

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Speaker 5: a partner. You've already through the petty golden guesses, numerous

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Speaker 5: pity golden guesses and pitty lifelines got number two trustworthiness

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Speaker 5: and number three makes you laugh. Number one on the

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Speaker 5: list sixty two percent of people say they look for

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Speaker 3: Is being a good cook.

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Speaker 9: You're lye.

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Speaker 5: And number four in the list was intelligence, the truth,

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Speaker 5: play the.

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Speaker 1: Studio, Wow, be a good.

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Speaker 3: Cook, discuss it's in the song and move on. This

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Speaker 3: a girl that can cook.

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Speaker 5: Those both all the lists I might have watched before

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to know how to come all right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, unless you want to marry Jeffrey. He's the

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Speaker 1: only one that cares.

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Speaker 3: Sixty of the world. That's okay. You didn't get it right,

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Speaker 1: As if I need that.

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Speaker 10: Oops, I did oops, but not that in.

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Speaker 3: Oh Wow, that was good. She made colic question of

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: When we're growing up, we all lie to our parents

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Speaker 3: to take advantage of their love and trust. Oh that's

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Speaker 3: a coming in hot. But yeah, it starts when you're

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Speaker 3: when you're a teenager, you offered a house sit then

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Speaker 3: secretly throw a huge party and raid the liquor cabinet. Dude,

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Speaker 3: Recently she told a huge lie to her folks and

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Speaker 3: actually got a free vacation out of it. WHOA, she's

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Speaker 3: Confession, I can't take back e arms speaker got a

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Speaker 3: text into seventy five to nine to two. In third grade,

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Speaker 1: You should know. You should see me at the bank.

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Speaker 1: I thought you should see my paychecks.

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Speaker 8: We're not talking about that.

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Speaker 3: Right, but some people's guarded truths are bigger than others.

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Speaker 3: somewhere in between. On this show, we believe size doesn't matter,

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Speaker 3: right Brook, Thank you, Jess.

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Speaker 1: I think two of the members believe that this is.

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Speaker 3: Where you can come share your confessions anonymously and we

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Speaker 3: will not size shame you. Osteners wants to come clean

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Speaker 3: about something she did in her past. She's chosen the

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Speaker 3: fake name Lexi. So Lexi, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Guy, How are you good? You sound weirdly pleasant, Lexi.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not used to hearing pleasant people on this show.

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Speaker 1: So when you're about to confess ofthing, you're nervous, you're scared.

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Speaker 3: What's going on with you? The voice change on. You're

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Speaker 3: the mass speaker. Tell us what's happening you?

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 11: I love shopping. I've always read it since I was little.

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Speaker 11: It's like a hottie I feel that.

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Speaker 11: I love finding great deals, I love getting high end stuff.

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Speaker 11: I just love being around merchandise.

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Speaker 3: You and Alexis are like kindred spirits. Here, you and

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Speaker 3: Brookville couldn't be farther apart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's not true. I love a great deal.

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Speaker 11: They're all kinds of ways, Like there's international sites, there's

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Speaker 11: Shopping, right, And I see is that I told them

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Speaker 11: Yes, And I purposely took people that are shopping attics

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Speaker 1: That's what you took away from your retail therapy addiction center.

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Speaker 5: I want to know.

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Speaker 11: It gave me the name of a site that's out

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Speaker 1: Oh kind of thing, Just like this is such a

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 11: The nice thing is it's like, I know I'm not

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Speaker 11: But will I relapse in six months? Probably?

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Speaker 3: But I thought you told us that you weren't addicted,

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Speaker 1: While, maybe save up for your own vacation that you

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Speaker 1: buy for yourself. At least you look cute no matter what.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel terrible for her parents.

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Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, but if they have a bunch of money,

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Speaker 11: Yeah, honestly, they're not the best.

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Speaker 3: My parents aren't that smart.

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Speaker 2: Their daughter's happy, it's still a matter is Wow.

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Speaker 3: My god, you honestly don't sound like a shamed at all.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I guess I should feel worse than I did,

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Speaker 11: But you, guys, I've been working so much the last

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Speaker 5: And it was how long were you there for?

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Speaker 6: Just seven days?

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Speaker 9: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Please don't become friends with Alexis website. Yeah, we need

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Speaker 3: Heck, let's not do that, guys, I'm going on a

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Speaker 3: week vacation. Text into seven eighty five nine you. If

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Speaker 3: we can hide your identity by masking your voice and

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Speaker 3: you can become the next mass speaker. Phone tabs coming up.

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Speaker 7: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's a rare occasion when we get an email from

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Speaker 3: a spouse who's currently on vacation with their partner saying, please, please, please,

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Speaker 1: Emergency one.

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Speaker 3: So we had to act quick and we tell a

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Speaker 3: because we've done our investigation and tabbed him as the

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Speaker 3: in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 7: It's another.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Josh Pearson in room four h six?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Who is this?

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Speaker 1: This is Sue Render from hotel management.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: I know your reservation says it's for five days, four

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry. What we're going.

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Speaker 1: To need you out by noon today.

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Speaker 4: By noon today, that's twelve.

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Speaker 1: If it's one minute past, security will need to be involved.

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Speaker 1: Are we clear?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 6: Hold on, I still have two more days. I've already

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and in those two days, our staff has noted

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't understand it's complimentary.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand it's included, right, Okay? Yeah, I see

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Speaker 6: I'm not playing dumb.

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Speaker 4: I just don't understand what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand when there is clearly a sign that

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Speaker 1: specifically states it's two waffle limit per guest, and both

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Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on?

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Speaker 4: Are you really kicking me out of the hotel because

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Speaker 5: Eat it right now?

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Speaker 6: That's what's happening.

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Speaker 1: You think that that's it? Huh? I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't see the sign behind your giant stack

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Speaker 4: But it's complimentary in the complimentary breakfast What is what

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Speaker 4: does the amount of waffles that I eat have anything

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Speaker 6: You're right for the hotel.

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Speaker 1: You're right. If it was just the waffles, we could

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Speaker 1: look past that. But those were minor infractions compared to

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Speaker 6: What are you talking about, Oh oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that the staff wasn't tracking how many

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Speaker 4: Wait, I am allowed to take bananas out. There is

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Speaker 1: Listen, we don't need a sign for that. I just

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Speaker 1: watched a video of a small child who wandered over

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Speaker 4: He's probably not hungry at all because he's at a

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Speaker 1: He's allergic to all of them except for bananas.

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Speaker 6: Oh give me a freaking break.

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Speaker 4: Do not make me feel guilty because some child didn't

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, did you seriously request wine

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Speaker 4: I did not request wine. I requested a mimosa, which

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, we do not allow drunks at the breakfast bar.

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Speaker 4: Well I couldn't get drunk because you didn't offer it. O.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your true colors are coming out now. I would

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Speaker 1: like to remind you that this is a lakinta. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it is a glassy place. Sleep it off in your

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Speaker 4: Misplay thing, classing my air conditioning barely work.

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Speaker 1: You're ironic red shirt that says I made a hole

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Speaker 6: It's a golf shirt.

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Speaker 4: I got it from a tournament because I actually made

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Speaker 6: Right are you talking?

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Speaker 1: I guess I should have just moved your reservation to

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Speaker 6: That is offensive.

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Speaker 4: You are bringing up a sexual comment because I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe I should ask you what you were really

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Speaker 5: We're a snack, That's what.

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Speaker 1: They all say, including your wife Erica. She called you

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: How do you know her name? What is happening right now.

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Speaker 1: I know her name, Josh, because she set you up

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Speaker 1: for this prank phone call. Wait what, Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: that the hotel. It's actually Bruke from the radio show

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Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone

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Speaker 6: Are you freaking kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Call us that you're like cleaning out the breakfast bar

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Speaker 5: Right now, and you're actually proud of.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it is free, but there is one small

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, you're.

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Speaker 1: Just staring at a banana piel on the floor that

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Speaker 6: Say well, he needs to get there faster than should

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Speaker 1: I do agree with that.

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Speaker 7: Weake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: If you're a news reporter, the number one rule they

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Speaker 1: Okay, I missed that lesson, which is maybe why I

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Speaker 3: Well, I never went to journalism school, so unfortunately today

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Speaker 3: my advice for one of the listeners became the story,

451
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Speaker 3: and that was not the intent but with the help

452
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Speaker 3: of Jose, the two of us gave some advice. Guy

453
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 3: I was given advice, no matter what, he ended up

454
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 3: using it during his call, and it made what was

455
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 3: already a pretty awkward situation even more uncomfortable.

456
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: I feel awful now, I laughed because I had to you.

457
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 3: You'll hear what happened in your awkward Tuesday phone call

458
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 3: coming up. It's awkward.

459
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Speaker 7: It's Tuesday.

460
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. In dating, there's certain things

461
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 3: that are hard to be honest about with your partner.

462
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 3: Like just the other day, I had to tell my

463
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 3: partner not to pass the nacho cheese to my other partner,

464
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 3: and my other partner was holding hands with the guy

465
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 3: who had the ladle, so I ended up having to

466
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 3: tell the whole room. I just wish I had done

467
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 3: that to begin with, because by the end there was

468
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 3: nacho cheese everywhere.

469
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Speaker 1: Confused, I think, I just want to know more about

470
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: why you're ladeling like nacho cheese.

471
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 3: Well, we could spend a whole segment about that, but

472
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Speaker 3: I digress. Those are my sticky relationship problem. I'm sure

473
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 3: they're different for our listener, Austin, who says he's in

474
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 3: a little bit of a sticky pickle with a woman

475
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 3: that he's been dating. And Austin, my question for you is,

476
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 3: you know what's really good with a sticky pickle? Nacho cheese.

477
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 3: I guess that wasn't so much of a question as

478
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 3: it was a suggestion. Yeah, but so go eat. Yeah

479
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 3: did that help you at all?

480
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: Austin, Uh, you can say no, It's okay, you can

481
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: just say no.

482
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. How about we just get into the situation that

483
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 3: you're in. Go ahead and tell us what's going on.

484
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Speaker 6: So I've been dating that's a really great girl for

485
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 6: like a month and a half now. Her name's Kelly. Yeah,

486
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 6: and she's wonderful. I mean, she's super sweet, she's fun.

487
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 6: Like I actually met her when we were volunteering together

488
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Speaker 6: at a clothing drive.

489
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Speaker 2: Nice.

490
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Speaker 1: I mean that's always awesome when people meet a volunteer

491
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 1: opportunity type of thing.

492
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, we started tracking

493
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 6: and it's a clothing drive, so like they're the vending

494
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 6: machine and I bought her a son chips in a

495
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 6: bottle of water and oh.

496
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Speaker 3: Did they not have nacho cheese and that vending machine?

497
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 3: Because that really could have got in places.

498
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 6: That would have been good.

499
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

500
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Speaker 6: No, but we did joke. That was like the first

501
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 6: meal I ever treated her to you.

502
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute. So you guys even have like a

503
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: couple jokes already. You're like to that point in your relationship.

504
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we have inside joke. You know. It's been

505
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 6: going great, and I asked her out. We've been hanging out,

506
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 6: you know, taking it slow.

507
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: Okay, So where's the buck come in?

508
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 6: Okay? Look, I really do see a future with Kelly. Okay,

509
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 6: but there's a big thing that she doesn't know about

510
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 6: me yet, and I need to tell her before we

511
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 6: get any further. It's embarrassing, but I mean it's important

512
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 6: to me, which is I've I've been saving myself for marriage.

513
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Speaker 1: Well, you just let it out there like that, Okay, Okay,

514
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: I mean it can't be that.

515
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of important to know, all right.

516
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Speaker 1: I mean it doesn't sound like you're that embarrassed by it, though, Like, no,

517
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: you call the radio station.

518
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 6: And I mean it's not like I've not had opportunities.

519
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 6: I mean I made it's a choice I've made for

520
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,479
Speaker 6: personal reasons, you know, and I don't know why. I

521
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 6: just get the sense that with Kelly it might be

522
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,199
Speaker 6: a big deal. And you know, we've been you know,

523
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 6: like quote unquote romantic a few times, but we don't

524
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 6: really go any further than that.

525
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: Oh okay, how do you stop it?

526
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 8: Or has there anything happened where you're like, whoa whoa whoa.

527
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 1: Dono is like, how do you do that? I mean,

528
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm actually kind of with yeah, I don't know why,

529
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: but anyway, sorry, those are questions from our side.

530
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: I just thought maybe she also has standards. Yes, I

531
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 3: also doesn't want it is a good question though, if

532
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 3: you guys are being passionate, like how how do you

533
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 3: slow it down?

534
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 6: Well, I just keep telling her that I want to

535
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 6: take it slow, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I

536
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 6: think most people, if you tell them that, they understand.

537
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 6: But you know, I mean, it's only been a month

538
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 6: and a half, Like this is obviously at some point

539
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 6: going to become an issue. I think, oh my god,

540
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 6: you haven't already.

541
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: Seriously, Like my husband and I we didn't do it

542
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: for like, I don't know, it felt like forever, maybe

543
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: two months, three months or something like that went wrong.

544
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: It was a long time, and all my friends were

545
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: like I don't think he's interested in girls. Brook. I

546
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: think that's what the problem is. I'm like, no, I

547
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: think I think he likes me.

548
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 3: It'd be different though, if he had already told her, like, hey,

549
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 3: this is what my situation is, right, But the fact

550
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 3: that he hasn't told her will make her think, oh,

551
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: maybe he's really not that into.

552
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 1: Me, right, or there's something wrong with me. I mean,

553
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: do you have a good drive? Do you think you

554
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: guys can be compatible?

555
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 7: Oh?

556
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 6: My god? Yet once it happens, I'm going to be

557
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 6: all about it.

558
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going seventeen times a day once we start.

559
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: Wow.

560
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 7: Yeah.

561
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 6: I just think that, like having a lot of discipline

562
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 6: and waiting, it shows that you're committed to like the

563
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 6: soul of the person and not just in it for

564
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 6: you know, like the pleasure.

565
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: Will you think that? Do you think anyone? I think

566
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: both can happen at the same time. But that's just

567
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,479
Speaker 1: my opinion. It's fine that you feel that way. I mean,

568
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: I think what matters is how Kelly's going to feel

569
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 1: about that. I'm not in a relationship with you.

570
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 6: That's what I'm scared because this has been like a

571
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 6: big problem for me in past relationships. Like, as soon

572
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 6: as I mentioned to the girl that I'm saving myself,

573
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 6: they usually get kind of weird about it, and the

574
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 6: relationship and ves deteriorating.

575
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: It is a double standard, like female virgins a lot

576
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: more looked on with positivity than male version. Very excited

577
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: to date a guy that was kind of like you,

578
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: but then we broke up. But sorry, that's.

579
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 6: Very helpful, Thank you.

580
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 3: Okay, So what are you looking for from us today?

581
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 6: I mean, how do I tell her? You know, how

582
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 6: do I do this in a way that it doesn't

583
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 6: make me seem weird and make her want to leave?

584
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 6: Because I this is the person who I potentially see

585
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 6: myself with for the long term.

586
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so hard, like because you're basically having like

587
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: that marriage talk at the same time and you're only

588
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: a month and a half in, Like, that's scary.

589
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 8: Plus I'm gonna sound so bad saying this, but I

590
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 8: know a lot of people, including myself, that don't want

591
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 8: to be someone's first you.

592
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. It's like you got I don't

593
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: want to first, It would just be weird. So a

594
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: lot of pressure.

595
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: Hopefully she doesn't like you a lot. Yeah, maybe we

596
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 3: should stop talking this way in front of Austin, because

597
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 3: we're going to be tasked with coming up with some

598
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 3: advice for you. Here, we're going to play a song,

599
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 3: we'll come back, and then we'll let you make your

600
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 3: awkward Tuesday phone call to Kelly to let her know

601
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: that you've been saving yourself for marriage.

602
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: All right, I'm getting let's get married tomorrow.

603
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 3: We'll come up with better advice. We'll do it right

604
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 3: after this. Hold on, it's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's awkward

605
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call. On this segment, I usually toss it

606
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 3: over to my co hosts Brooke and jose so that

607
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 3: they can give advice. And I've been looking back wondering,

608
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 3: have I ever said anything helpful or have ever been

609
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: vulnerable with a listener in this segment?

610
00:28:59,160 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 5: I'm not sure.

611
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 8: I think that's why you started telling us, because you

612
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 8: didn't want.

613
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: To think we're going to go with no.

614
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I have.

615
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: You have a hard time being vulnerable.

616
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 3: And that's why Austin, I need to confess today, you're

617
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: going to be my first I was saving myself for

618
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 3: the right listener to finally give them my advice. I

619
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: feel like he's Jeff, this is this is really hard

620
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,959
Speaker 3: for me to open up. But now that you know

621
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 3: that you're going to be my first, how does it

622
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 3: make you feel, Austin?

623
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 6: I feel pretty special.

624
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 3: Okay, she takes it. I feel really bonded with you.

625
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 11: Now.

626
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: What's the advice, though, Well.

627
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,959
Speaker 3: Before I get to the advice, let's just fill all

628
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 3: of our listeners. In doesn't know what he's doing. Our

629
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 3: friend Austin needs help to tell his month and a

630
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 3: half long girlfriend that he's been saving himself for marriage.

631
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: Could be something that he maybe should have brought up

632
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: a little bit earlier, but he's in this situation now.

633
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 3: And my advice Austin is do it with a little

634
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: bit of humor. Okay, whenever you're having a hard conversation

635
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 3: with somebody, it's usually easier if you can start it

636
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 3: off with a joke. Get the mood a little bit

637
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 3: lighter before you deliver something that might be a little

638
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 3: heavier awkward.

639
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: What like, what kind of joke?

640
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm not going to give you a joke

641
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: to tell, but just try and be lighten. Not sex.

642
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 3: I don't hate it. I don't hate it, Austin.

643
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 6: That sounds good. No, No, I got an idea I

644
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 6: got Okay, are you serious?

645
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 3: Do you like human?

646
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: Is that what we're going to go with? Is that

647
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: the advice?

648
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, unless brook you have something better.

649
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm fine with that.

650
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: I didn't have any way for you to open the conversation.

651
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: I was just going to tell you to try to

652
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: leave off the marriage word as much as possible. I

653
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: know that these things are already pretty tied together, but

654
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: maybe if you could just say, like, I'm saving myself

655
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: for the special person, and I'm hoping that's you.

656
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 3: So you really don't have any good advice for him,

657
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 3: let's just move on to the thing. Yeah, Austin, how

658
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:05,719
Speaker 3: you feeling?

659
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 6: Man?

660
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 3: You feel ready?

661
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean, look, I've had this conversation before, but

662
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 6: you know now I feel we have a plan. I

663
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 6: have a plan.

664
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, I don't want to make you feel bad,

665
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 8: but there's a lot on the line.

666
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 3: Good luck, good luck. No, we're not we're not going there.

667
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 3: We'll just zero on the line. Just be yourself, be cool,

668
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 3: be a little bit funny in the beginning. All right,

669
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 3: here we go. I'm going to dial the number right now.

670
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 3: Let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.

671
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 9: Good luck man.

672
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Speaker 6: Hello, hey, honey, it's me.

673
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Speaker 3: Hey.

674
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Speaker 9: Hey, hey Austin. Hey, how are you?

675
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 10: Hey?

676
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 6: Hey, Hey, how's it going good? Good? How's your day going?

677
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 9: It's going good? Just at work? What about yourself?

678
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 6: A same? You know, I've been a busy day. But

679
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 6: I'm glad I get to see you later.

680
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm excited.

681
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know. I just I wanted to call

682
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 6: it today and just say I really like you. I

683
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 6: think you're amazing and a really special woman. And I

684
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 6: just say, like, I'm so glad that we met.

685
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I think we have a really good thing on

686
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 2: our now.

687
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 6: I agree, and I want to keep this good thing

688
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 6: going cool?

689
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 9: Is that the reason why you call?

690
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 6: I mean yes, But in order for this good thing

691
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 6: to keep going, I need to be honest with you

692
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 6: about who I am.

693
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 9: Who like you're, not who you say you are.

694
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 6: Well, I'm actually a one selling Wait excuse me, Yeah,

695
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 6: I hold up a bank a few years ago.

696
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: Are you serious?

697
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 6: Gotcha, I'm just messing with you. That was a joke.

698
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 6: Oh my god, No, no, I'm sorry. I wait. I'm

699
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 6: just like a regular, normal lab aiding citizen. But there

700
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 6: is something that I that I do want to consus

701
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 6: to you.

702
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 9: Okay, what you're superman or something.

703
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 6: No, but I mean you could probably confuse me with

704
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 6: the with a man of Seal, right right, but yeah,

705
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 6: I mean the truth is, you know, I'm telling you

706
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 6: this because I really do like you, Telly, and I

707
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 6: want to show you the real me and the honest

708
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 6: truth is I'm actually a virgin and I've been saying

709
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 6: to myself for marriage.

710
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 9: So is this another joke? Are you for around this time?

711
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 7: No?

712
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 6: This is for real?

713
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 9: Oh wow, wow, Kelly.

714
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 6: Look, I'm sorry that I didn't tell you early. I mean,

715
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 6: it's just in my experience, it's not always easy to

716
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 6: bring with us.

717
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 9: I mean, that's cool. I just I didn't realize, like.

718
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 6: I just I don't know. I just had a really

719
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 6: hard time trying to figure this out, you know, like

720
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 6: I had this whole game plan, but then this friend

721
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 6: told me, like I gotta be funny. But I was like,

722
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 6: you know, I'm not Knock. They don't know sect me,

723
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. So I don't know, Kelly,

724
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 6: I'm a normal guy.

725
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: My god.

726
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 3: Was a joke.

727
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 11: Joke?

728
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 6: That joke.

729
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 9: What's going on?

730
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 3: Hey, Kelly Knock not guess who it's the radio show

731
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 3: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

732
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hi, Hi, and I got to say,

733
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: you're handling this pretty well.

734
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you guys heard all of that.

735
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, we helped Austin set up this phone call.

736
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: Did we help someone?

737
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 3: Actually, that was You're right, that was the wrong word.

738
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 3: We're doing something called an awkward Tuesday phone call, and

739
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 3: that's where we help out our listeners who need to

740
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 3: have an awkward conversation with someone. And the awkward conversation

741
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 3: Austin needed to have with you was to let you

742
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 3: know that he's saving himself for marriage.

743
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 6: Yeah. And look, I know it's not typical for a

744
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 6: lot of guys, but it's something that I believe in

745
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 6: and I just want to save myself or someone special.

746
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 6: And that's why I've been taking it so slow with you, Kelly.

747
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I I'm going to take the blame for

748
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 3: the way that he delivered it because I was the

749
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 3: one that told him he should include humor. I didn't

750
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 3: realize it was going to be that type of humor.

751
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: The bank thing too, my god.

752
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should have vetted Austin's humor before we let

753
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 3: him make the call.

754
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: But should you give advice.

755
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will be done. This will be my last

756
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 3: time ever giving advice on this show. Everyone we do

757
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 3: vouch for Austin. He seems like a really good guy, Kelly.

758
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Well I appreciate you telling me.

759
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 2: I know it's probably not the easiest thing to say

760
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 2: to someone.

761
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 6: You're feeling for, Kelly, Kelly, if it doesn't work for you,

762
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 6: I totally understand. I just want you to find out.

763
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 6: Now you have four things go any further with us?

764
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: Well, how much further can they go?

765
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 3: Austin.

766
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be a jerk here, but I

767
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: also understand Kelly, you're probably having a lot of different

768
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: feelings right now about this.

769
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 9: Oh my god.

770
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 2: Like there's a lot of stuff going through my body

771
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 2: right now of feelings. And I respect that so much,

772
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 2: and I think it's really cool you believe and something

773
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 2: so deeply.

774
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 9: Okay, but I could probably Kelly.

775
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 6: Look, I mean, just so you know, I mean, it

776
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 6: doesn't mean that we can't do other stuff.

777
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: Oh I know your type. Yeah, here we go.

778
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 6: No, I mean to be clear, like we can do

779
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 6: other things with each other, or like you know, you

780
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 6: could be with another woman, or like I can be

781
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 6: with a guy, or we can figure it out.

782
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 9: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

783
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's.

784
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: Cool to Austin, but that's a different conversation and not

785
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: one that usually involves virginity.

786
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a dance.

787
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: He just went from like elementary education to a doctorate degree.

788
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 3: Who's there? Three dudes naked.

789
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 5: Again?

790
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: It's very cool, Austin. But are you saying that you

791
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: want to open relationship with her?

792
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

793
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 9: What do you want to be with another guy?

794
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 4: No?

795
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 6: No, I'm just saying that doesn't break the rules. I mean,

796
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 6: I just can't be with a woman. That's what the

797
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 6: rule is.

798
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 8: Oh my god, another guy happens. But you're not pursuing that.

799
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I'm not pursuing that currently.

800
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: You have a really limited vision of what virgin is.

801
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: I think, like, so you are just talking male. The

802
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 1: female is the only virginity that you're saving for marriage.

803
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm bigging myself for a woman. That's exactly right.

804
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 6: I don't I don't want to.

805
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: That, Okay, so Bill do everything else.

806
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 8: Yes, it's like the freakiest virgin I've ever met, because

807
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 8: I don't know if I see a badger.

808
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 3: Who knows that doesn't break the rules.

809
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: I don't stand the rule book here.

810
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 3: This isn't for us to decide. This is for the

811
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 3: two of them, for Kelly and Austin to figure out.

812
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 3: So maybe it's better if we just wrap up this

813
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 3: call where it is before it gets any weirder.

814
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's absolutely. I mean, Kelly, where are you

815
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: at right now?

816
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 9: I think I need a drink like a codpil.

817
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: I feel that's also fair. All this is fair. They're

818
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: big relationship talks that.

819
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 5: You're about to have.

820
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 3: Well, maybe you and Austin and a bunch of dudes

821
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 3: can sit down to have a drink together and work

822
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: it out.

823
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 8: Too many.

824
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 7: You know, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

825
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 3: And the thing about radio is listeners can't see us

826
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 3: while we do the show, which means they don't get

827
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 3: to see how easily distracted my co hosts get whenever

828
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 3: we're on the air. Absolutely, it's not very professional, guys.

829
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: Sorry, It's like my phone has so much cool things

830
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: on it though my laptops.

831
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: Open more important than the job that we're doing.

832
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: Well, it's just like so many words come out your mouth.

833
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: Maybe if you could lessen that.

834
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 3: Agree, Okay, A radio host that he talks less.

835
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: I can guarantee you the bosses would agree.

836
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and it happens all the time. Like there's

837
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: a Lexus who's constantly checking her dating matches on deadbed

838
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 3: billionaires dot com? Is that an old mister Mortimer trying

839
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 3: to get in touch with you?

840
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 1: There?

841
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 5: Cut whatever?

842
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: He's rich, Jeff back off.

843
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 3: And meanwhile you got Jose staring at the studio door

844
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 3: waiting for the breakdown, just so we could sprint to

845
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 3: the bathroom in time every time. And Brook and she's

846
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: distracted by all the supportive emails that we get from

847
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 3: management regarding our morning show every day. So many just supportive,

848
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 3: encouraging emails from our management staff.

849
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: It's weird in box of zero delete them all.

850
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 3: So clearly my co host attention is brutally short, which

851
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: is why we made this segment that requires them to

852
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 3: say one, maybe two words.

853
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 5: Max.

854
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 3: It's care or don't care. So we're gonna do that.

855
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 3: How about you send me your polaroid of your keystern.

856
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 3: Sounds like you got some pictures to take, so we'll

857
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 3: let you do that with play a song and then

858
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 3: care don't care? Coming up? It's Brook and Jeffrey in

859
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 3: the morning. And I'm apologizing now if I sound a

860
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 3: little bit off today, but the barista made my usual

861
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 3: coffee with Red Bull on the weaker side today. Yeah,

862
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 3: I'm coming in a little bit under cafeated.

863
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: That's what I'm wondering. Frothy of it.

864
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 3: It's the frothiest. But I don't have a lot of

865
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: energy for a brand new care. Don't care. I'm gonna

866
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 3: slam a five hour and we're going to get into this.

867
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 3: Here we go, right.

868
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: I can literally see your heart pounding in your chest.

869
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm a little concern.

870
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 3: It's still slower than normal. Let's just get into your

871
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: first headline. Okay, my spidy senses are tingling and now

872
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 3: it's raining dollar bills. What care?

873
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: I don't care, Yeah I care.

874
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: I'm back. In nineteen eighty four, an employee at Marvel

875
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 3: Comics was in charge of drawing a new edition called

876
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 3: Secret Wars, which shows the first appearance of Spider Man

877
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 3: wearing a black suit. Deal so that, of course, would

878
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 3: eventually lead to the emergence of the character Venom, which

879
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 3: today is making millions of dollars in movie theaters everywhere.

880
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 3: But back then, after a comic got printed, they wouldn't

881
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 3: keep all the original drawings. They would just toss them.

882
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: Imagine, well there's just so many, Like where would you

883
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: keep us?

884
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 3: Brook would take them home and let her children draw.

885
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: But one of those originals was found recently. It was

886
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 3: put up for auction. A single page was listed at

887
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 3: Heritage Auctions for three hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Who

888
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,720
Speaker 3: Within the first hour, it soared past a million.

889
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: WHOA, so dork's got money.

890
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 3: Then it went to two million, stop it, then three

891
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 3: it's guys, and finally it sold for a record three

892
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 3: point three six million dollars one page.

893
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: Do you think the person was really drunk when they

894
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: bid that much? I mean, like, I'm just you'd have

895
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 1: so much buyer's remorse.

896
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 3: Compare that to the few surviving copies of Superman's debut,

897
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 3: which was like fifty years earlier. Yeah, that sold for

898
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 3: three point one million.

899
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: Oh Man, so it's out selling super Miss.

900
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 3: Spider Man is still one of the most popular superheroes

901
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 3: out there. Let's see if you guys care about this

902
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 3: the new middle school program that's gonna make Brook wish

903
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 3: she was thirteen again.

904
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: Care, I don't care, I care, I care for brus. Yes.

905
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 3: One of the biggest challenges that's facing young women today

906
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 3: thanks to the prevalence of social media is body image issues. Okay,

907
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 3: and the Mississippi middle schools tackling that in a very

908
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: interesting and controversial way. Oh no, they started a new

909
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 3: program where they're offering female students complementary shapewear shut so

910
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 3: that they can have a more positive body image.

911
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: That is sick. They're giving shapewear to middle.

912
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 3: Don't be jealous of the middle school students.

913
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 6: If it's like skims Kim Kardashian's brand, I'd kind of

914
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 6: want to know.

915
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 3: In a flyer that was sent home to parents, they'd

916
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 3: have to initial saying, yes, my daughter can receive padded bras,

917
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 3: span shapewear, and other products from school counselors.

918
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 1: They can't spaghetti strapped tank tops.

919
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 3: Okay, that's over the line. Was there a place?

920
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: Was there a place where you can initial like a

921
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,479
Speaker 1: curse word, like.

922
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 3: You don't that's what you could just not sign it.

923
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 3: The flyer says that they're offering top shapewear and bottom shape.

924
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 3: The bottom shape, I don't know what the bottom.

925
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: Ship it's like for your butt, And then it sucks

926
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 1: your thighs and your waist makes it smaller.

927
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 3: Okay, you sure know a lot about this.

928
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: Brooks against an adults every Yeah, every adult woman can

929
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: choose to wear shapewear. It's a totally different message to

930
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: give it to mid choers.

931
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 11: Yeah.

932
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 3: Well, they do have size options if you don't want

933
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 3: the big one. They come in small, medium, large. But

934
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 3: the school thinking is that girls with positive body image

935
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 3: are more likely to have good physical and mental health,

936
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 3: so they need.

937
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 1: To look like a sculpted Instagram model to have good

938
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: body like I hate this story. I want to not

939
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: care anymore. I want to move forward, making me angry.

940
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 3: I think a different school is doing a similar program

941
00:44:59,160 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 3: for the boys.

942
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 6: Though.

943
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 3: What they're passing out cucumbers.

944
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: So I would want to go to that.

945
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next headline. The roads in Connecticut

946
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 3: just got way less fun, but at least we get

947
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 3: to laugh about it. Care don't care? I actually don't.

948
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: Care about the roads. I don't care either having fun.

949
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 3: Okay, my family lives in Connecticut, so sorry to my family.

950
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: All right, moving, did your aunt send you the story?

951
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 3: It's actually a pretty funny story, But you guys are never.

952
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 4: Gonna know, dear.

953
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: Okay, why Jose's already planning his vacation to a South

954
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 3: Dakota senior Son, South Dakota, I care, Yeah, sure, all right.

955
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: Forty six year old Michael Kuranda works as an elementary

956
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 3: school music tore in South Dakota, and he lives with

957
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 3: his seventy three year old mom, Irene.

958
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 5: Oh, that's gonna be me.

959
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 8: I've admitted dad, I'm gonna live with my parents.

960
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 3: Well, last week, just before bed, he made himself a

961
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 3: big pan of brownies. And fast forward to the next morning,

962
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 3: Irene found them and thought that he made them for her,

963
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 3: so she put him in the back of her car

964
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: and drove to her weekly card game at the local

965
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 3: Senior Center. Okay, but what Irene didn't realize is that

966
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 3: they were actually very strong pot brown Oh.

967
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 6: Come in.

968
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 3: I was like, Michael just gotten back from a trip

969
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 3: to Colorado where he picked up a bunch of THHC butter.

970
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 3: He cooked half a pound of it into the recipe.

971
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: Is so concentrated, that's like not good. A few hours later,

972
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 3: nine one one was getting swarmed with calls from the

973
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 3: senior center saying multiple grandmas and Grandpa's thought that they'd

974
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: been poisoned.

975
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, my husband called me once was like, I can't

976
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: feel my tongue. Yeah no, its just sit for a

977
00:46:59,160 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: little while.

978
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 3: Exactly. They hadn't been poison turns out they were just

979
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 3: all really, really hot. So police figured out what happened.

980
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 3: They showed up at Michael's school and arrested him. Recreation

981
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 3: marijuana still illegal in South Dakota, and because of that,

982
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: he could face up to five years in jail a

983
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars fine, all because his mom took his pot. Brownies.

984
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 5: Mom, everyone ate all.

985
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: Their food that day.

986
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 3: Finally, Jeff's joke of the day Carod don't care?

987
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me it's about the Connecticut Roads.

988
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 3: What's a what's a crackhead's favorite song? What I want

989
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 3: to rock?

990
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 1: You call like a drug reference?

991
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

992
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 3: Going for six wins in a row today, Brooke, Okay,

993
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 3: and you're gonna be playing Kilby from Des Mongois.

994
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 2: Hello, k Hello, that was French there you're doing.

995
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 3: She's from de Mongoi des Moines. Oh still, Oh, I

996
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 3: guess that's the American way to pronounce it. Hey, but

997
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 3: classy people like Kelby and I know how to say it.

998
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: The right way? Wow, Kelby? Is that the language of

999
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: choice in Des Moines? I guess yeah French?

1000
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 3: All right, Kelby, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.

1001
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 3: You know the game's played. You have thirty seconds answer

1002
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1003
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 3: just say pass. You have to beat Brooke outright to win.

1004
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 5: Ready, I'm ready.

1005
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. On this day. In twenty ten,

1006
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 3: Conan O'Brien hosted his last episode of What Late night

1007
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 3: talk show before being replaced by Jay Leno. The frank

1008
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 3: is the currency of what European nation? Oh, what fast

1009
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 3: food restaurant would have the baconator and a frosty on

1010
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 3: its menu? How many railroads are in a standard game

1011
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 3: of Monopoly? For Ezma affects what part of the human

1012
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 3: body the famous Bourbon Street is located in which city

1013
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: New Orleans? Which company was founded first Microsoft or Apple?

1014
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 3: Wo blazing through those questions, Calby and then boom, Yeah,

1015
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 3: she really did a good job, So Calby, what's something

1016
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 3: interesting that we need to know about you?

1017
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: Well?

1018
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,760
Speaker 9: Right now, I wear many hats or homeschool teacher, mom, chef,

1019
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 9: I mean made all of that.

1020
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 3: What does that have to do with wearing a lot

1021
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 3: of hats? If you wear four hats all at once,

1022
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 3: I could see her with a big tope blanc. Now,

1023
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 3: what's up.

1024
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 7: My husband?

1025
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: Oh you're wearing that hat?

1026
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: Hairy hat? Is that what you're saying?

1027
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 3: Simon Trouble, Yeah.

1028
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: Has a loser hat.

1029
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 7: Bring.

1030
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: I don't want the loser hat. I want a winter hat.

1031
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Brooke, you have your work cut out

1032
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 3: for you because Kelby did a really good job.

1033
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: Good job, Kelby. You ready putting on my thinking hat?

1034
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 6: Here we go?

1035
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I like that.

1036
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 3: That was good. Your time starts now. On this day.

1037
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 3: In twenty ten, Conan O'Brien hosted his last episode of

1038
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 3: What Late Night Talk Show before being replaced by.

1039
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 1: Jay Leno Late Night with Conan O'Brian.

1040
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 3: The frank is the currency of what European nation Germany.

1041
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 3: What fast food restaurant would have the baconator and a

1042
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 3: frosty on its menu? Windy's how many railroads are in

1043
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 3: a standard game of Monopoly. Six Exzema affects what part

1044
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 3: of the human body the famous Bourbon Street is located

1045
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 3: in which city, which company was founded first, Microsoft or

1046
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 3: apple apple on Mount Rushmore. Only one president's wearing a jacket?

1047
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 3: Who is it?

1048
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: Lincoln?

1049
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 3: Alrighty got our answers in Let's go to the scoreboard

1050
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 3: and see how you both did with jose.

1051
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: Marijuana, the burning weed when.

1052
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 3: In hell weird? Hey, Kelby, you got five.

1053
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: Correct, Kelby breaking the fire.

1054
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 8: Ow representing yeah, I'm on a thinking cap and now.

1055
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 5: She needs to put on a loser.

1056
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 3: Kelly, amazing girl.

1057
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: You be good. I'm proud of you.

1058
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 3: Yes, you did like a sweet spot.

1059
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 5: In the middle.

1060
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: There, let's go over. The answer is not that Kelby

1061
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 3: needs them. But on this day in twenty ten, Conan

1062
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 3: O'Brien hosted his last episode of the Tonight Show before

1063
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 3: being replaced by Jay Leno. The frank is the currency

1064
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 3: of Switzerland. The fast food restaurant that has baconators and

1065
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 3: a frosty on its menu is Wendy's. I haven't had

1066
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: a frosty in so long. There's four railroads in a

1067
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 3: standard game of Monopoly, Pennsylvania bno reading and short line.

1068
00:51:58,880 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: I overthought it.

1069
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 3: Zima affects the skin, makes become itchy and inflamed. Bourbon

1070
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 3: Street is a famous city inside Jeffrey's Belly also located

1071
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 3: in New Orleans, Louisiana, between Microsoft and Apple. Microsoft was

1072
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 3: founded first in nineteen seventy five. Apple was founded the

1073
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 3: next year. And on Mount Rushmore, only George Washington is

1074
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 3: wearing a jacket.

1075
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: See it now. Good job today, Calby.

1076
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 3: Congrats and we'll be back to play wind Brooks Box

1077
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 3: same time tomorrow

1078
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.