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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, was up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do? I do have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Sweetious.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was born in England. My family kind of

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Speaker 3: hasn't really moved from the one spot in England that

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Speaker 3: I'm from, except for my grandfather's sister was a war

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Speaker 3: bide from World War One and then came over and

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Speaker 3: had a small family over here. Anyway, years later, I'm

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Speaker 3: sitting down doing ancestry and I'll find out that my

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Speaker 3: uncle is actually has been and is married to his

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Speaker 3: second cousin.

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Speaker 2: Did he know that?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I can't imagine him not. But this is

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Speaker 3: the first I'm hearing of it, you know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yes, do they have kids? You have cousins?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: No, she has kids from a previous marriage.

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Speaker 2: But they never had children them dol us know. Okay,

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Speaker 2: wasn't that usually the biggest they did?

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Speaker 3: Know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Huh her dole? I like kiss real quick. Guess what?

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Speaker 2: Guess what you cousins should Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: Thanksgiving? That's just the whole family's around. Technically, isn't second

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Speaker 2: cousins supposed to be legal? Like I think that there's

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Speaker 2: a certain extension of cousins where it is like fine.

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Speaker 3: And they considered kissing cousins or something, right, right, that's

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Speaker 3: a very American thing.

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Speaker 2: In it is. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret,

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Speaker 2: No worrious guys.

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Speaker 3: I hope you have a great day.

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Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yes I do. So I've been hooking up with my

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Speaker 1: best friends since high school, which goes back about ten years.

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Speaker 1: Through like all of our relationships, this has just been

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Speaker 1: a continuing thing and we still hook up.

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Speaker 2: Oh so a girl, Uh it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a girl and no one knows. So it's

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Speaker 1: a secret, but I feel like it's not cheating, Like

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Speaker 1: we just have a really close friendship and like her

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Speaker 1: husband doesn't need to know.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it sounds like she's in two relationships. So I mean,

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Speaker 2: are you in a relationship too.

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Speaker 1: I just had a breakup, but it was unrelated to that. Like,

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Speaker 1: no one literally no one knows.

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Speaker 2: Huh. So what do people think is going on? Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Just besties?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just besties. I mean we we are besties. We

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Speaker 1: have a very special kind of bestie.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 2: She sounds like your soulmate. Honest. Yeah, maybe you guys

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Speaker 2: should just be together.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know she loves her husband too,

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Speaker 1: and I like, I'm fine with it. Like I've had

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Speaker 1: a few serious relationships while this has been going on.

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Speaker 1: We're both fine with it. Oh, okay, technically cheating, I

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Speaker 1: mean technicality, Okay, cheating, Yeah, I mean it's just been

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Speaker 1: part of our friendship for so long.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, that makes sense, guys, just the way

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Speaker 2: you guys are friends. That's giving. Like some teets out there,

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Speaker 2: a whole new story itself. We're just really close friends.

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Speaker 2: This is what we do. Thank you for telling us

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Speaker 2: your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. I feel better now.

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Speaker 2: Good Bye. What's your dirty little secret?