WEBVTT - Halloween Won’t Be misSED: Kandy, Kardashians, and Kostumes!! 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:13.440 Missspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.800 And just like that, she's back. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:22.040 Oh my gosh, welcome to Misspelling. Oh I'm home again. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.360 They say you can never go home again. Bullshit. So 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:30.480 everyone's probably been wondering where I've been and if you haven't, 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:35.360 why why haven't you miss me? On October eleventh, I 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.600 know the dape because I went down. I went down hard. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:41.479 I got COVID and everyone's like, uh, COVID, It's like 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:45.199 a sniffle here and there. COVID nineteen. Well, COVID twenty 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:50.479 twenty five is next level. It is next level. I 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:55.279 don't know how. Thank goodness, none of my kids got it, 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.800 which is odd. I got it and it hit me 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:03.760 so hard. I was out out, down, like bed ridden, 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:07.640 down for three weeks, three weeks. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.360 So I'm super grateful. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:15.000 That my friend Elisa and my friend Hilaria stepped in 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:21.320 and covered for me. My boypod bestie Easton kept with misstepping. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:26.320 I I'm sorry, guys, I mean this has been rough 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.920 and I'm a doer, a mover and a shaker, and 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.160 it was. It was the most brutal illness I've ever had. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.800 And then I attack my sinuses because it always attacks 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:41.759 your weakest thing, and that is the weakest link. It's 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:45.400 a scary movie to reference when I died. Anyway, three 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:51.760 rounds of antibiotics. Whoa, so so my gut's depleted, my 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:57.240 flora bed? Is that a thing gone? So anyone have 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.560 any ideas to like get the good back to back 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:04.080 in because I don't like taking antibiotics, but like three 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:10.600 rounds something something had to give My sinus specialist, doctor Matt, 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:12.760 He was out of town for a while, so when 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.760 I finally got to him, he put like the camera 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.359 up my nose and down and he was like, okay, 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.160 I know your science as well. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:20.280 Really well. 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:23.119 He did my sinus surgery in twenty twenty one, and 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:27.519 he said, he goes, this is the nastiest sinus infection 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:31.200 you have ever had. And he doesn't say that lately. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.160 You know, doctors don't try to scare you. You know, 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.320 they're like, it's going to be fine. He's like, oh, 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.000 this is a bad one. I was like, I was like, bro, 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:44.520 I know, okay. Anyway, the past of the past. I 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:49.160 did say at one point to Ruth Anne, I feel 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.400 like I'm having an exorcism. 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:53.119 Did I not say that. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.840 You absolutely said that. You said that I am so sick. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.919 I feel like I'm possessed and somebody's doing an extra 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:05.240 on me or I need an exorcism, And unfortunately I couldn't. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.680 I couldn't help you with that. I did not say possessed, 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:15.040 because I am not possessed, but exorcism was the valid 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:22.119 term for what was happening to my body. And I'm 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.040 just gonna say you, guys, I am a super believer 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:30.800 that emotions stress, it's all related to your physical So 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.800 I think I had come to a point in my life. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.240 And you know, Brian's always saying, it's Tory two point zero, 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:42.520 this is your next chapter. You're moving on. Maybe I 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.960 was stuck a bit, so my body was just like, 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:50.000 you know what, we're going to shed what's left of 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:56.680 the past. We're gonna shed it out. WHOA please cleanex 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:00.400 if you're out there, I need stock in your company. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:04.320 I went through so many Kleenex boxes, toilet paper rolls 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:08.440 like it was madness. What was come down the pike 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:16.960 peak nose snobs? AnyWho? Uh? Anyway, I'm feeling stronger, I'm 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:22.040 feeling better, and the show must go on. So here 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:30.120 we go okay. So being this sick during October not ideal. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:37.919 I literally my daughter Hattie's birthday October tenth. Somehow my 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:43.359 body kept it together. We had a great time celebrate 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:48.080 with her friends, family dinner Friday night, Saturday night, we 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:52.400 had her like all her friends over and everything. So sorry, 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:57.640 not the eleventh, October twelfth, I woke up sick as 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:01.560 a dog. Didn't after that. That was it for me. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:05.840 So that's hard for a mom. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:06.760 Of five especially. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.960 I've talked about it on the show that Halloween is 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:14.080 our cham It's one of our fave we're at holidays, 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.760 but it's one of our favorite holidays. We go all out. 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:26.160 We diy, we bake, we cook, we pumpkinize everything. I couldn't. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:31.120 I couldn't. I was like, kids, here's the reality. Pumpkin 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.960 Patch ain't happened this year. It's not happening first time ever. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.920 My oldest is eighteen. In eighteen years, we have not 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:42.719 not gone to the pumpkin patch. But Ralph's is a 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:47.159 good backup for pumpkin It's just gonna say. AnyWho, So 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.720 I was panicked, which it doesn't help a sickness more 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.520 when you're panicked like am I gonna get well in time? 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.719 In time, Halloween's coming up? Tick tic tick. And I 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:01.400 have an eight year old that's like, oh, obsessed with times, dates, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:07.240 holidays and Halloween. So he was like eight days Halloween, 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.920 seven days Halloween, and I'm in my head like are 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:12.920 you trying to send me over the edge? And I 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.720 was like, I know, buddy, it's gonna be fine. He's like, 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:19.680 are you gonna be okay? I'm like, Mom's gonna be well. Well, 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.240 I pulled it off. So I posted some videos on 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:28.440 social about my experience because I was so sick. I 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:31.919 had to wait the last minute to get costumes because 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:35.479 I just physically couldn't go. I couldn't do it. To 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.120 even go to the doctor. My son Liam had to 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:39.919 drive in the car with me just to be like 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:41.919 it's okay, mom, I got you help me from the 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:46.839 car like it was gnarly. Who says narly? Uh? Anyway, 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:54.360 that so okay. So Bo's dad, So Dean takes Bo 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:58.480 and gets some a costume, and Bo really wanted to 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:03.600 be ghost Face from Scream, which I'm not mad at that. Like, Hello, 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:05.760 I was in Scream too. Hello, I was in scary 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:09.520 movie too, Like like, I was so sick. That's such 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:12.040 a cute correlation. I couldn't even post that. I was 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:16.080 just like, nope, I'm out. So came home with his 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:18.800 ghost face costume. He was psyched, he was pumped, and 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.400 I was like, cool man, but you know, no horror 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.880 or scary at school. So what other outfit did you 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:30.000 and Dad get? And he's like, oh no, and Finn, 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:34.680 who's always like I got this mostly because I texted 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.040 Finn and I said, don't let Dad and both forget 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.440 to get because he was with them to get a 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:46.720 school appropriate costume. So I said, Finn, did you get 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.680 bo as school appropriate costume? I don't see one here 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:52.960 and he said, oh, he could just wear the ghost 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:57.560 face cloak, no mask, no knife, And I was like, 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:03.160 well not sucks balls, Like that's not fun. So anyway, 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.920 he tried to you know, all my kids are like lawyers. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.320 They'll talk you out of everything and tell your reason why. 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:13.520 I'm like great. So I was like, okay, we're screwed. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:18.320 So night before he has the Halloween parade on Friday. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:22.680 On Halloween, I'm like, I got to get him a costume. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:29.040 So we went out. We ventured out. Now venturing out 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:33.720 on Halloween Eve to find a costume. It's way scarier 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:39.720 than COVID. Okay, we went to four stores. Now I 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:44.520 started to like get a jam. I'm like, okay, you 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.280 hit Spirit, hit Spirit, you know what? No no, no, no, 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.200 no no no, everyone hits Spirit. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:52.640 You gotta think outside the box. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:58.760 So I'm like Costume Warehouse, Phantom, I don't know, Little 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:03.840 known unknown, Halloween store on the corner, like anything besides Spirit. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:05.640 We did those. 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:11.520 Then I started driving to areas that I thought like, okay, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:15.679 people don't really dress up like I like, headed to 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:19.599 like really affluent areas, thinking like they're not out on 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.440 Halloween Eve, like they don't care about Halloween. They don't 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:23.960 even put decore out. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:28.080 They were packed. So I was like, okay, Bo. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.839 We got into like I think it was Phantom, and 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:36.840 there was a line around the block and I was 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.840 doing like row Schambeau. I was like, come on, no lines, 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:46.720 no lines, whammy lines. So I said, okay, Bo, we're 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.080 gonna wait in this line. We get in, we're gonna 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.599 go aisle by aisle, and we're gonna focus because I'm like, 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.559 what do you want to be this school proper? He's like, oh, 0:09:55.800 --> 0:10:00.600 like crap. Okay. So we get in there, and of 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:05.320 course we've been at like three other Halloween stores and 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:09.480 I passed this one. I said Minion, Minion and he's like, nah, 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.520 it was a Minion last year. I'm like, oh, all right, 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:13.560 it's a great costume. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:14.680 Always relevant. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.960 Say I'm a lawyer too, always relevant, still on trend, 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.160 always a good way to go. Talk the kid into it, 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.840 and he looks cute in men, so he goes you, okay, mom, 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.240 I've decided I want to be a Minion. No bit 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:34.640 sho okay, laser focused. I go to the aisle. Everything 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:40.760 is there except Minion. There's a there's a Minion bunting 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:42.079 bag for a newborn. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:42.840 That's it. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.800 And I'm like, oh boy, okay, what are we gonna do? 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:51.520 And I was like, hey, Beetlejuice. I was like, big 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.040 thing this year? What is a demon hunter? Demon slayer? 0:10:54.960 --> 0:11:01.960 Demon something? I was like, I was like Aladdin, I 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.760 was like Disney Prince. I was throwing everything that I 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.760 don't even believe in at the kids to see if 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.920 it would stick. And he was like, no, no, Minion, 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.680 and I'm like, okay, buddy, okay, it's not here. And 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.880 even if it was there, screw the line outside around 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:24.360 the corner. The line inside once they allow you in, 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:27.000 because they're like two people in, two people in. So 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.040 I'm thinking they got they got a system here. People 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:33.199 go out, people come in. We're gonna be Okay. The 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.840 line and this is like a mega warehouse type of deal. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:41.480 The line inside to pay it. The cash register is 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:44.960 wrapped all the way around the outskirt of the inside 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.800 of the building. And I'm like, okay, no, we're not 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:51.480 doing this. I'm like noe to oneself. I really like 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:55.520 the organization here. It's really great. Next year we're coming 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.880 back here. I say this every year. I'm like, next year, 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.480 I'm gonna get a handle on Halloween. Well, you know what, 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:09.440 let's see. Anyway, I crouched down in the corner and 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:13.920 I went to Instacart, and I was like, this is 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:18.360 a hail Mary is this is this is our last chance. 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:23.000 I put on Instacart because they have Spirit Halloween up 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:29.120 until the night Halloween Eve, and I put in Minion. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.520 It came up. I see the little thing. If you 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:38.040 know no Instacart, it shows like check we found a driver. 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.079 Check they're driving to the store. Check they have your 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:45.240 items in the cart, check a house. They're driving to 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:50.480 your house and you can see zero of one item shopped. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:54.720 So I order it. But when I get in the 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:57.880 car and he was like, Mom, you promised me pumpkins. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:01.720 I'm like that I did, so I said, okay. We 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:05.920 drove to Ralph's. As we're driving, I hear a d 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:13.400 she found it. She goes the lines really long. I apologize, 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:18.960 I said, apologize, you just saved Halloween. She found it. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.679 She found a minion costume. She had it in her cart. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.480 She was gonna drop it at the door. You know what, 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:28.400 I know, it costs a few dollars extra, but Instacart, what. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.160 Costume? Kiss to you? 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:32.839 Like, thank you? 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:36.240 You saved Halloween. Anyway, we go to Ralphs. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:40.640 We go in, We get pumpkins, five pumpkins, one for 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.920 each of them. We were gonna carve it at night. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:46.560 It's too late now right school in the morning. So 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.040 my new theory is they had a half day. We're 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:53.200 gonna get out tomorrow at twelve o'clock. Half day, minimal day. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.839 We're gonna come home, We're gonna pund some fun Halloween music. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:14:00.480 We're gonna sit outside in our beautiful deck and we're 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:03.520 gonna carve pumpkins and have lunch together. And the kids 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.520 are all happy with that. So I'm like, okay, so 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.240 bo and I get all our pumpkins. I got six, 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.480 just because five is like an uneven number. I like 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.439 even numbers, and hey, I'm the sixth one in the house. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.480 So we get six good sized pumpkins. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:20.560 I get them all into the back of the trunk. 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:24.840 I put them in. I'm like, both, everything is working out. 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:28.080 This is like in a horror film. Never say I'll 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.520 be right back, because you won't be back in Tory's life. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:35.240 Never say everything is working out. As soon as I 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:41.320 say that, I start to go boom, the trunk flies open. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.480 We're down six pumpkins. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:49.240 They are rolling, rolling, rolling. 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:52.200 Oh my voice isn't back yet. Okay, so we're in 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:53.480 the parking lot, Thank goodness. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:54.400 But I mean. 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.120 I might have gunned it for a second just to 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.960 get us going just a little to start. So they 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:05.440 flew and they are rolling. I don't know, I guess 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.320 the parking lot not very even. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:08.640 They are rolling. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:16.320 So I'm like, and Bog's mom pumpkins down, and I'm like, oh, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.360 that's me putting on the brake. Bo and I jump 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.360 out of the car. I'm like careful, careful, and they 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.360 are just rolling and rolling and I'm like run, So 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:29.880 we run, we grab them. It's a few scratches, but 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:41.360 you can just turn the those around. Shout out to 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.320 only one woman who stopped and came over and said, 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.040 oh my god, can I you okay, can I help you? 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:52.440 Everyone else just walked by looking at me like dumb ass, 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:56.200 and I was like, okay, noted. Kindness goes a long 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.360 wait people. So anyway, this one woman. But you know me, 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:05.400 I'm stubborn, strong, brave, resilient and fault. I say no, no, no, 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.600 thank you very much. I appreciate you stopping. No one 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.200 else did we got it. I should have let her 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:14.320 help me. So anyway, get all the pumpkins back in, 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:22.480 we go home. Median costume Boom at the doors, doorfront, Uh, 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:23.160 take it in. 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.360 Bo tries it on, he loves it. It's great. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:29.280 I was like, cool, let's go to bed, go to bed. 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:33.760 Great wake up. He looked great. At his Halloween parade, 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:38.280 great ps. Half the kids weren't even in costume. Half 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.760 the kids had like a piece of their costume on 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.960 because this is interesting. This year. If you looked for 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.640 in the kids section and all the Halloween stores, it 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:54.040 was all one inflatable costumes, and I'm like, oh my god, 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:55.600 like I don't want my. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:56.840 Eight year old to have to deal with that. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:00.760 Like if I saw one more like Gina Amost like 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.000 Skimmity toilet. No, I'm just kidding. 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.040 It was like puppy like dinosaur like. 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:13.439 Uh. They were all inflatable giant ones. The kids had 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:16.760 their backpack. They looked miserable in that prey and those inflatables. 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.320 So as a mom, I was like, eh, I'm not 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:21.080 getting him an inflatable. 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.400 And horror costumes in the kids section. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.240 Horror, I'm like. 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:31.440 Really for kids size four. 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:37.880 T that's four toddler h four? What? Anyway, costumes ain't 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.560 what they used to be, which is why I am 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:47.240 the Diyre Hall of Famer. Okay, next day, everything's on track, 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:53.000 parade's great, boat's happy, pick him up, All the kids 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:57.119 are home from school. We carve our pumpkins. They looked 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:01.280 really great. I was crushing them. I'm like, okay, we 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.959 got some hours till Halloween, till we're going to get 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:08.560 the trigger treating everything was good, and then I was like, 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:13.000 I don't have a costume. And at this point, you know, 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.560 you know me, there's no me. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:17.440 It's all kids, kids, kids. 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:22.160 But I really love dressing up. I've always dressed up. 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:24.800 And so I said, oh, I don't have a costume, 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:28.159 and my kids are like, oh, Mom, you had to 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:30.800 put something on, like you don't want to look like 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:33.800 you're not in the spirit of Halloween. I'm like, don't 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:38.159 say spirit not going there. So I was like, I 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:40.240 don't know, you guys, I'll figure it out. I always do. 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:46.719 So Pattie and I go to Target and she had 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:50.000 to get one last thing for her costume, and I 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:54.400 had to get Manti, my dog, some food. So we're 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:57.600 in the section and I'm really trying through this process 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:00.119 of laying bad for three weeks and having weight too 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.480 much time to think about my life. It was a 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:03.880 good thing. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.960 Actually, it's like self help, no choice. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:11.199 I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, so I'm like, 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:15.639 I'm going to go. I'm learning that my instinct is 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:20.959 usually dead on, Like when something hits me or I 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:24.320 see something, it's not like I'm just randomly seeing it 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:26.880 or it hits me. There's a reason for it. It's 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:29.080 a sign for something to come. So I'm really trying 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:31.080 to tap into that. My brother and I have been 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:34.440 talking a lot about it, and my brother's a life 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:38.199 coach and he really believes in finding that. And he's like, 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:42.760 you're really insightful and intuitive, and you need to trust 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:49.200 your intuition better if I'm listening to people. So as 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:54.000 we're walking in the dog section, my brain and vision 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:58.040 go rip over to the dog toys and there's a 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:01.280 lot of different ones. There's a pizza dog toy, like 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:05.760 a stuffy like a stuffed slice of pizza. And I 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:08.560 was like, something I don't know what it is, is 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:13.000 telling me that's my costume. So I grab it and 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:14.840 I grab two. I'm like, it could be like a 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:19.159 Princess Leiah thing. You know. I loved diy glue gun headband. 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:23.520 I'll put two pizza slices on my ears. It was pepperoni, 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:27.919 which I love the shade of pepperoni. What's the shade 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:31.679 of pepperoni. It's almost like a burgundy mixed with a 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:36.840 coral has orange undertones. Oh god, I love a good 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:40.960 color palette. Pantones are my jam. Anyway, I'm like, Okay, 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:43.720 so I could wear a cute ta pants. Got my things, 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:47.560 let's go. I can put little pepperoni like with a 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:51.840 lip pencil on my face. So I get them and 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:54.399 then I get to the front and Hattie, who is 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:59.520 super diy too dushed my kid. She says, mom, what 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:04.800 if you make the pepperoni slices a bikini And then 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:08.040 one of them is like the bikini bottom. It's like 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:11.359 a total bikini, three of them, and I was like, 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:14.840 a bikini. I'm not going to wear a bikini. And 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:17.040 then I was like, okay, well I can do something 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:21.560 with this. So I went back and I got three 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:25.800 from my bikini. I got one because now I'm going 0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:29.639 to like make a pepperoni pizza fascinator. The royals would 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:33.040 love me and do like one headband. So it's a 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:37.400 skew and I'm like, okay, I got this. And then 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:40.840 I'm like, okay, wait, I'm not gonna wear a bikini 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:45.159 by itself. So I ran and I found a T 0:21:45.320 --> 0:21:47.240 shirt that I'm going to cut put. 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:51.439 The bikini over it, and cute little shorts. 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:52.719 And then I found a pair of socks that I'm like, 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:56.359 I'll cut into leg warmers anyway, Anyway, long story short, 0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:00.800 I go home and help everyone else get ready and 0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:06.439 in the meantime make this DIY costume and then food 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:09.919 for thought. You guys, remember when I was saying I 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:12.600 didn't know why, but when my kids were little, I 0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:17.639 always made them food costumes. Full circle, You're back to 0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:22.040 wearing food yourself. That's a little crazy, right, And I 0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:26.440 didn't even tend this. I made myself a DIY food costume. 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:32.160 It's all coming back. So I make this costume. It's 0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:38.080 I think, super super cute. And I decided like, I'm 0:22:38.080 --> 0:22:39.880 not gonna you know, you know me, I'm not just 0:22:39.920 --> 0:22:43.120 gonna be like, huh, what are you slice of pepperoni pizza? 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:46.639 So I'm looking for good puns. Of course, in my 0:22:46.840 --> 0:22:48.960 no time to get everyone ready and get out the door, 0:22:51.960 --> 0:22:56.800 and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be you know how, 0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:58.760 there's D and D. Do you guys know what D 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:05.359 and D are is? Yep, showing age Adri for the wind, 0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:08.960 Dungeons and dragons. So everyone's like, oh, I'm playing D 0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:10.399 and D. Oh are you D and D? 0:23:10.520 --> 0:23:11.720 It's like that jam. 0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:15.480 So in the spirit of Dungeons and Dragons, I took 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:19.320 that D and d and I'm just telling you guys 0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:24.159 this aka everyone listening here on Instagram. I kind of 0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:27.000 reeled back so I didn't get dragged. 0:23:28.640 --> 0:23:30.440 I was like, oh, I know. 0:23:30.400 --> 0:23:33.159 What I am because I have my slice on my 0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:36.639 boobs slices, I have my slice on my bikini area. 0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:43.520 And I was like, oh, I'm every basic boys dream 0:23:44.000 --> 0:23:45.360 Pizza and pussy. 0:23:45.400 --> 0:23:46.960 Classic P and P. 0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:53.800 But for the sake of everyone on Halloween, I just said, 0:23:55.320 --> 0:24:00.040 I'm the way to a basic boy's heart pizza. I 0:24:00.200 --> 0:24:00.520 love that. 0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:03.399 So we go. 0:24:04.720 --> 0:24:07.919 I'm not kidding though, you guys, and Dean, my ex, 0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:11.040 went with us. So it was great. 0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:12.640 Everyone got to be together. 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:16.399 Of Course, I have older teens seventeen and eighteen, and 0:24:16.440 --> 0:24:16.800 they were. 0:24:16.720 --> 0:24:19.080 Like, we had parties to go to. But here's what 0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:23.080 I loved. Stella says. I said, Okay, I get it. 0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:26.920 Oh it's happened, and she goes, but mom, I still 0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:30.120 love trick or treating. Can I come with you guys first, 0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:32.920 and then I'm going to go. I'm like, yeah, of course. 0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:37.119 By the way, shout out to our neighborhood that doesn't 0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:41.800 decorate because of hoa, Bo and Finn went a couple 0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:44.800 of doors down as we were getting ready. It was 0:24:44.800 --> 0:24:48.119 still light out, super safe, right on the sidewalk and 0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:51.880 Bo came back and goes, the guy didn't have candy, 0:24:52.440 --> 0:24:56.640 but he gave me two fives. I go, you got 0:24:56.680 --> 0:25:01.679 ten dollars. Great, And then I asked for the address 0:25:01.720 --> 0:25:03.800 and stop by myself. I know I was gonna say, 0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:05.480 maybe I need to take a trick or trading in 0:25:05.520 --> 0:25:08.920 your evehood. I know. I mean it was a boy. 0:25:09.040 --> 0:25:11.399 He might have liked my costume. Damn, I might have 0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:19.400 gotten one hundred. Yeah. Anyway, so all the kids come, 0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:23.600 all five kids, and we have a bunch of their 0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:27.400 friends with us, and we all pile into two cars. 0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:30.600 Castella drives now, which is so great. So take us 0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:33.360 off and we go to the neighborhood that we always 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:37.359 traditionally go every single year. We go to Hidden Hills, 0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:41.320 which is great and it's just tradition for the kids. 0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:44.440 And they're always like, Mom, there's rich people there. They 0:25:44.480 --> 0:25:48.960