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Speaker 1: With you. Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's some laser line. Go on, just call me back.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 1: It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey,

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Speaker 3: sweet EAMs, do you know your boobs?

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Speaker 2: You remind me of the moon landing?

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Speaker 4: What I mean, You're like super fake, but I'm still tuning.

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Speaker 3: In my God, Yeah, I believe whatever you do to

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Speaker 3: try and hook him up with your sister.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, but you don't like that's when you give

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Speaker 4: him the numbers of the loser line. Hopefully hes an

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Speaker 4: awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like this.

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Speaker 1: One next me.

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Speaker 5: Hey Tom, it's.

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Speaker 1: I.

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Speaker 5: I'm calling because I feel super bad about something and

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Speaker 5: I just I wanted to tell you, like, I had

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Speaker 5: so much fun the other night, but I kind of

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Speaker 5: lied about something and I'm really embarrassed, and I like,

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Speaker 5: I really like you, So that's like, I just I

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Speaker 5: want to confess because you know the part about having

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Speaker 5: to leave because my uncle's car got hit by a

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Speaker 5: hot tub that.

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Speaker 1: Bounce off the truck.

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Speaker 5: I know it sounds stupid. Because like it didn't happen.

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Speaker 5: That was a total lie. I wanted to go to

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Speaker 5: the other bar with you, but I kind of panicked.

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Speaker 5: So that's why I was like, oh my god, I've

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Speaker 5: just come up with like some super crazy lie. That's

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Speaker 5: not the first time lied. And I wanted about something

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Speaker 5: else about like my cat getting stuck in a tuba,

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Speaker 5: but I don't have a cat, and I yes, I

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Speaker 5: don't have a tuba either. But seriously, like I do

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Speaker 5: really like you and I do want to see you

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Speaker 5: once my uncle, of course gets better after the hot

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Speaker 5: tub car accident thing.

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Speaker 6: Just kidding, but she comes up with lias that you

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Speaker 6: just wouldn't question. Wait a minute, I'm such a good visual, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine?

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Speaker 3: That's why I think that she's kind of a keeper,

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Speaker 3: because even though you know she's gonna lie to you,

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Speaker 3: she'll never get away with it.

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Speaker 4: Who ate the last pancakes?

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Speaker 3: She's not going with oh the dog gate. Now she's

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Speaker 3: saying three lines in a minute, Tar broke in through

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Speaker 3: the skylight and then they all flew away.

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Speaker 6: She's never gonna ignorance is bliss of that relationship?

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Speaker 7: Is what you're saying, Hey, yeah, this this is Eric.

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Speaker 7: We meant at the club the other night.

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Speaker 1: I I just you give me your number, and I.

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Speaker 7: Wanted to give you a call because I just wanted

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Speaker 7: to say I really liked your look.

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Speaker 1: It was, I mean, I like the I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: I asked. I don't even have to do that. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest. I love the muffin top.

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Speaker 7: And that was it was all working.

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Speaker 1: It was working really really well. And here's here's the.

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Speaker 7: I wanted to see if I could buy you something

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Speaker 7: to wear and maybe you'd want to go out sometime.

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Speaker 7: I have to ask your signs because I don't want

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Speaker 7: it to be too big.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I want it. I want to be a

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Speaker 1: little bit too small.

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Speaker 7: So that really accentuates you know, all your curves and

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Speaker 7: all the right places.

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Speaker 3: Yo.

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Speaker 8: This guy, I hate that guy.

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Speaker 6: Oh you know, like I'm insulted.

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Speaker 4: Do you know the top man, because we do.

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Speaker 3: He lives on creepy Lane.

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Speaker 6: I have so much anxiety from these low rise jeans

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Speaker 6: coming back.

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Speaker 1: Like we just say a lot of them.

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Speaker 6: He loves low rise jeans. I didn't guarantee it because

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Speaker 6: there's nobody that can wear them that.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't have it.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of a you talking to me? You tiktoking to me?

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Speaker 6: Is this is this?

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Speaker 1: If you want a TikTok, will give you something to

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Speaker 1: TikTok about.

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Speaker 3: They post the number one moves a lot you every

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Speaker 3: single week on there.

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Speaker 6: You guys cannot call me like that.

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Speaker 3: Your messages like this one, we put it on a TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, it's it's me.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for giving me your number, So here I am

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Speaker 2: call me back. I guess you said you wanted to

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Speaker 2: do something, so whatever, So I guess that's what you

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Speaker 2: want to do. Like we can do that too. I

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Speaker 2: guess I don't know really looking forward to it? Call

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Speaker 2: me okay?

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Speaker 1: Next message?

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Speaker 3: Are you looking forward to it?

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Speaker 6: You know what, if there's a person out there longing

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Speaker 6: for a relationship where you just don't have conversation, this

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Speaker 6: would be the girl you want to do.

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Speaker 3: She just seems so boring. Imagine her on a roller coaster.

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Speaker 3: We we just won forty five million dollar?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you want to buy a house?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, Kelly, this is you gave me your number

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Speaker 8: the other day. I was calling you to see if

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Speaker 8: you would be interested in.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. I'm just gonna say it. I am

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Speaker 1: trying to set a world record with the most kisses

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Speaker 1: in an hour by one couple. So before you hang

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Speaker 1: up at the records two hundred and seventy seven, it

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Speaker 1: was set by a mister Cherry and miss Kimiko out

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Speaker 1: of Japan. Some mean we got a little competition, but look,

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Speaker 1: when I saw your lips, I just knew that you

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Speaker 1: would probably be perfect for this. So I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to think I'm a weirdo. But I did the

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Speaker 1: mask and it's about five kisses every minute, but we

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Speaker 1: could probably do more if we don't use tongue. I'm

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Speaker 1: just throwing that out there. But I'm a goal gear

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Speaker 1: in life, you know, and I just figured that you'd be.

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Speaker 8: A great candidate. So don't worry about it. Don't freak out.

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Speaker 8: I'll bring the lift from and you can bring the

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Speaker 8: lift offs.

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Speaker 3: I think that ever actually works.

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Speaker 8: No, I think he's being serious.

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Speaker 6: Do you think it's like a ploy to get her

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Speaker 6: over to kiss him?

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Speaker 1: He's like, look, I don't want to do anything else.

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Speaker 3: I feel like if this was ten years ago, Brooke

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Speaker 3: would have been all in setting opportunity.

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Speaker 6: You don't know much about my dating life. There wasn't

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Speaker 6: a ton of kissing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if it was a record for how many times

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Speaker 3: you reach home in an hour. Yea, let's talk about

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Speaker 3: that slowly, just more Okay, Yeah, let's do some over

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Speaker 7: This all right,