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Speaker 1: an email from a guy who says this might be
Speaker 1: the most horrifying thing to ever happen on a first date.
Speaker 1: That's intense. Yeah, that's a big promise to make for
Speaker 1: one of these. So I don't know. Did he accidentally
Speaker 1: go to a boy band concert or did his vanilla
Speaker 1: latte have soy milk instead of almond milk. No, I
Speaker 1: could only imagine if that happened to me and take
Speaker 1: me years to get over it and be open to
Speaker 1: dating again. Yeah, but makes sense. We'll see what it
Speaker 1: is with one of our listeners named Andrew. How you doing, Andrew?
Speaker 1: I'm doing all right. I'm really grateful that you guys
Speaker 1: are so willing to help me. Okay, it sounds like
Speaker 1: you're working against destiny right now. Possibly I'm open to
Speaker 1: you telling me the truth. Okay, So what's the name
Speaker 1: of the woman that you want to call today? Is
Speaker 1: her name destined? Caroline? Caroline Close, Jeffrey, very close. How'd
Speaker 1: you meet her? How did you meet Caroline? We met
Speaker 1: at a barbecue through mutual friends. We were hanging out
Speaker 1: as a nice little barbecue. And she's just a lovely person.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just first time I saw her, like
Speaker 1: I couldn't I couldn't put my finger on it. But
Speaker 1: she kind of looked like the sister of a celebrity,
Speaker 1: you know, like she had like did you that is
Speaker 1: a funny thing. I've never heard anyone use that before.
Speaker 1: Did you tell her that? I kept that to myself.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to make her feel self unto in
Speaker 1: any way, you know, but um, whoa, you look like
Speaker 1: Jennifer Anderson's Oh my god? So is this the date?
Speaker 1: Is the barbecue? No? No, no, no no no. So
Speaker 1: we hit it off there, we wound up exchange in numbers.
Speaker 1: Where'd you guys go? Would you do? We went to
Speaker 1: one of my favorite restaurants, Hareenttown. It's Italian. My family
Speaker 1: friends with the owners. Yeah, right, so I paid for
Speaker 1: my check. I'm not going in there trying to get
Speaker 1: a bunch of free stuff. Okay, okay, so how is dinner?
Speaker 1: Dinner was great, but the story kind of got a
Speaker 1: little uncomfortable. On the way to dinner, oh okay. I
Speaker 1: picked her up and on the way to dinner, we
Speaker 1: were stopped at a four way stoplight, and out of
Speaker 1: nowhere comes this gigantic truck that blew through the stop
Speaker 1: sign and literally almost died. Been really, really bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there was no accident. It didn't happen, luckily, there
Speaker 1: was no accident. That's terrifying, dude. Yeah, And in the
Speaker 1: terror and the excitement of the moment, I peed myself
Speaker 1: a little bit. What's a little bit? A lot of it?
Speaker 1: Please tell me you were in late black pants or something.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't be able to see it. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: wearing dark pants. But it was a little chilly outside
Speaker 1: and I had the car kind of warmed up for
Speaker 1: both of us, so I had to feet heater. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it probably created a bit of an aroma.
Speaker 1: The good news was we got out unscathed. We got
Speaker 1: to the restaurant and I got our table right away,
Speaker 1: which is a great time. It's a busy restaurant. We
Speaker 1: walked right in busy. I don't think this is good.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just say, you know what, I'm really
Speaker 1: shaken by that. Can we do this another time? Because
Speaker 1: men don't get shaken. Brook literally just pete his pants.
Speaker 1: He men finished the date wet pants and all thank
Speaker 1: Oh my god, go home, is what I'm saying. He's going.
Speaker 1: My pants were actually not that wet, So it was
Speaker 1: mostly my underwear that took in the blunt pump it
Speaker 1: or it's an extra absorbent underwear. And I know that
Speaker 1: they have like pented baby powder in the men's room,
Speaker 1: So like, I made a bee line right for the restaurroom.
Speaker 1: And so what I did was I went the stall,
Speaker 1: I took my pants up, I took my underwear off,
Speaker 1: and I asked the attendance to ask the bus boy
Speaker 1: for a doggie bag for me. Why wouldn't you just
Speaker 1: throw away? You're gonna put the dirty underwear at a
Speaker 1: doggie bag? No no, no, no no, no, no no. These
Speaker 1: are my lucky underwear because for the date. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: clearly they're lucky. You almost died. But I get that
Speaker 1: I have a pair of lucky underwear. I would like
Speaker 1: even if I soiled it, I would not part with it.
Speaker 1: This is a thing. Yeah, I have a big show
Speaker 1: coming up. You should try moving on from the Costco
Speaker 1: pack of twenty granny panties. Brook. I'm telling you it's
Speaker 1: going to change your life anyway. Anything. Yeah, anyway, so Andrew,
Speaker 1: you saved your underwear and then you went back to
Speaker 1: the date. Yeah, so I got the underwear in the
Speaker 1: doggie bag. I go back to the table. Everything was
Speaker 1: totally fine. We had a great time. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: And then, you know, we didn't finish our food, so
Speaker 1: we got some of it packed up. We drove home
Speaker 1: that we never a mention of any of it. But
Speaker 1: when I drop her over her house, she took the
Speaker 1: wrong donkey back. Good lord. Yeah, one of them had
Speaker 1: the food and one of them had my lucky underwear.
Speaker 1: Did you know it at the time. I didn't know
Speaker 1: it until I was on my way driving away and
Speaker 1: I called her. She didn't answer. Oh no, So I
Speaker 1: pulled over and I texted, whatever you do, Caroline, do
Speaker 1: not open the donkey back. Oh no, you had your
Speaker 1: pea panties at them, or she's gonna open them. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: If she called you back, have you heard anything or
Speaker 1: did she pass out from the smell. I haven't heard
Speaker 1: a thing. You are a mess. You've given us a
Speaker 1: challenge today, Andrew, and you know what, We're going to
Speaker 1: rise to the challenge. Okay, at the very least, I
Speaker 1: need my lucky underwear back. It's a reconnaissance mission if
Speaker 1: nothing else, and it could be collateral in this, but
Speaker 1: we don't have to lead with that. Okay, we'll save it.
Speaker 1: But first of all, play a song. We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call Caroline, we'll try and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, hold on, oh young love so much
Speaker 1: beauty in it. There's laughter, gorgeous weather, and the scent
Speaker 1: of urine wafting through the air. And that's what we're
Speaker 1: talking about today with a guy named Andrew. And I'm
Speaker 1: being serious about the urine. It was wafting. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it was not his fault, isn't that right, Andrew? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't his fault. I will back him on
Speaker 1: that one. Not his fault because while Andrew was driving
Speaker 1: to the restaurant, he had a near accident with a truck,
Speaker 1: which frightened him and it forced a little bit of
Speaker 1: urine's to come out. But the weird part of the
Speaker 1: night was that at the very end of the evening,
Speaker 1: his date Caroline took out a doggie bag of what
Speaker 1: she thought was her leftover food, but it actually had
Speaker 1: Andrew's soiled underwear inside of it. Sorry, his lucky soil
Speaker 1: old underwear. Yeah, he didn't throw it away because it
Speaker 1: is his lucky pair. Now, Andrew, when we call Caroline,
Speaker 1: I just want you to know, I'm not gonna mention
Speaker 1: the underwear thing. What you have to know. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: opened the doggie bag. It was at her house. We
Speaker 1: don't know if she's opened it yet. She just took
Speaker 1: the doggie bag in and it's not our place to
Speaker 1: do that. We've gotten in trouble before for oversharing on
Speaker 1: these second dates and revealing something that they didn't know about.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You really think she didn't open it? She
Speaker 1: could smell it. He was acting weird. And when someone
Speaker 1: says all caps, do not open that, no matter what
Speaker 1: you have to your absolutely, absolutely you are under contract
Speaker 1: to open it at that point. Yes, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to mention it, okay, Andrew, because you know what, You
Speaker 1: and I have something called trust, and I know that
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jose may not trust you. Or trust Caroline,
Speaker 1: but I do. Yeah, I think we did bond on
Speaker 1: the lucky underwear topic. Here's the saying, Andrew, you went
Speaker 1: wrong the first time by not aborting a date once
Speaker 1: you peed yourself. Okay, now you just have to lay
Speaker 1: all out there. She's going to understand. I was actually
Speaker 1: trying to own up to it that night, but she
Speaker 1: didn't answer any of my calls or tech whatever you
Speaker 1: guys can do to help me us quick. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's dial her phone number right now and see if
Speaker 1: we can get you your second date update. You ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I won't say anything. Okay, well, thank you. You will
Speaker 1: have to say something eventually, but you just let me
Speaker 1: know when I can. Okay, Okay, I give you permission.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello. Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Caroline please? This is Caroline. Hi Caroline, my name
Speaker 1: is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. You have a moment to talk with us? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Wait what I'm from a radio show that's called Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're calling you today
Speaker 1: because we're doing something called a second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: and now you're on it too. All right, Okay, it's fun.
Speaker 1: We just try to have a good time. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if that person isn't calling you back, you can email
Speaker 1: our show and we'll get in touch with him for
Speaker 1: you to figure out the reason why. And so, the
Speaker 1: guy that wants to get in touch with you, his
Speaker 1: name is Andrew. And Andrew told us a little bit
Speaker 1: about your date that night when you went to the
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant, and he thought he had a really good
Speaker 1: time with you and that you guys connected. But he
Speaker 1: isn't one hundred percent sure why you're not calling him back,
Speaker 1: and he'd like to get an answer on that. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: at the start, I thought that he seemed like a
Speaker 1: good guy you're talking about at the barbecue where you met. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he seemed nice at the barbecue. But now I think
Speaker 1: that maybe he just he was a different sort of
Speaker 1: guy than what my first impression was. Did he do something?
Speaker 1: It sounds like you think he's a bad dude now
Speaker 1: is that? Am I reading that right? I guess I
Speaker 1: just had I'd like a gut ceiling, and then something
Speaker 1: later proved that to be true. Okay, can you elaborate.
Speaker 1: He tried to do this really weird like sexual thing
Speaker 1: to me when well he wasn't like present when I
Speaker 1: came home. He had given me a bag like with
Speaker 1: his t Rex underwear in it. Oh no, did you
Speaker 1: say t Rex? Oh yeah, they had like little t
Speaker 1: rexes on. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, that
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing. How did it make you feel? Well,
Speaker 1: it was just creepy, like I didn't Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what he did with them or like its them,
Speaker 1: so they like kind of smelled and then he like
Speaker 1: kept trying to call me, which has even creepier. I mean, Caroline,
Speaker 1: I understand I would have been totally freaked out. I
Speaker 1: would have even been scared if some dude gave me
Speaker 1: his underwear and AAG. But yeah, I definitely thought it
Speaker 1: was sort of suggestive, like here your leftovers coming some
Speaker 1: more want at all? I mean, but it makes sense,
Speaker 1: but it's not it's not what he meant, Caroline, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, how do you know what he meant? I mean,
Speaker 1: did he tell you guys about it? Yeah, he told
Speaker 1: us a little bit about it, but I feel like
Speaker 1: it would be best coming directly from him. Yes, because
Speaker 1: he actually is on the other line listening and he
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. No, wait, he's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line. Yeah, you've got You've got to hear
Speaker 1: him out. I would not let you talk to some
Speaker 1: creep who's given you dirty underwear. I promise it's Andrew
Speaker 1: you there, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Hey Caroline, Hi,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I made you think that about me.
Speaker 1: This is a huge misunderstanding that I in no way
Speaker 1: was trying to do some weird pervy thing. I swear, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: then what are you saying you were doing? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're so embarrassed and I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing. Yeah. So, um, you remember on our
Speaker 1: way to the restaurant when we almost got hit by
Speaker 1: that truck, and I mean I did some pretty decent
Speaker 1: maneuvering in the car and we got out of that
Speaker 1: situation a lot. Real hero. It was a fast and
Speaker 1: the furious type situation and Diesel. Yeah, thanks for the
Speaker 1: assists there. But I am not used to being in
Speaker 1: that kind of situation and nothing like this has ever
Speaker 1: happened to me before. But my reaction physically was uncontrollable peeing.
Speaker 1: So while we were in that situation, I had an accident. YEA,
Speaker 1: that doesn't explain why you gave me your underwearing a bag. Still,
Speaker 1: you don't have to finish that story there, Andrew. We
Speaker 1: went to the restaurant, I immediately went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I took those underwear off and I put them in
Speaker 1: a doggy bag. Why didn't you throw them away? Old,
Speaker 1: because they're my lucky underwear and they're special to me,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to lose them. What what a
Speaker 1: gilt has lucky underwear? That's what I said. All the
Speaker 1: guys that we're going to show have lucky underwear. I
Speaker 1: didn't believe it either, but they all stand by it.
Speaker 1: Are they all like Dinosaur? Then? No? No minor checkered
Speaker 1: what jeffre you gut skateboards on yours? They're all white
Speaker 1: Calvin kleins. But that's not the point. The point is Caroline,
Speaker 1: that you weren't meant to get the underwear. It was
Speaker 1: an accident. That's what I think Andrew was building up towards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I put my underwear in the doggie bag. You
Speaker 1: brought your food home. You were supposed to go home
Speaker 1: with your food. I was supposed to go home with
Speaker 1: my luck and you were never supposed to find out
Speaker 1: you weren't. And here we are now, and I just, uh,
Speaker 1: I'd love another chance, all right, So we all good now, Caroline?
Speaker 1: You get it, I don't. We'll believe you. Like, let's
Speaker 1: say that you did like exactly what I thought you did,
Speaker 1: which is this like creepy suggestive gesture. Don't you think
Speaker 1: that it would be like kind of a great way
Speaker 1: like to cover that up by like calling a radio
Speaker 1: station and making up this third story the accident you
Speaker 1: were in it You were almost in the accident, right that? Really?
Speaker 1: I mean, I see what you're saying, Carolyn, and I
Speaker 1: know that I know that we're all jaded out there,
Speaker 1: But why would he call in and just humiliate himself
Speaker 1: on the radio, like that's that's an embarrassing story him.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he wet himself and he wears t Rex underwear,
Speaker 1: Like if he wanted to pull a sexy move, I'm
Speaker 1: hoping that that wouldn't be his underwear of choice. The
Speaker 1: whole thing is we're getting off point here, Caroline. He
Speaker 1: did not mean for you to get that underwear that
Speaker 1: was a total accident. He even sent you a text
Speaker 1: message telling you not to open it and called you
Speaker 1: and you disobeyed him. Anyway, Now with that being said,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it, Caroline. Remember me opening the windows after
Speaker 1: the accident. It was really cold outside, but I had
Speaker 1: the windows open. Remember that. That's so. And what if
Speaker 1: he agrees to not wear any underwear on the next day,
Speaker 1: so that way you couldn't get a weird gift from him.
Speaker 1: I will do whatever Caroline says, But yes, I can
Speaker 1: go commando. All right, Caroline, come on, Okay, I will go,
Speaker 1: but I swear to God if I get home and
Speaker 1: any of your articles of clothing have made it into
Speaker 1: my car, that's that. Don't take calling a radio show
Speaker 1: to get another date again, fair, that is a deal.
Speaker 1: And I want you to know that I think you're
Speaker 1: a very special person. So you are worth all of this.
Speaker 1: So let's try to start fresh and maybe we'll just
Speaker 1: have a funny story to tell down the line. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: successful second date updates. Congratulations, Andrew, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Caroline proved me wrong right definitely, and Andrew, what you
Speaker 1: just said before was definitely not creepy at all, But
Speaker 1: what part two point five