Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second d. The guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a Second Date update today described the woman that he
Speaker 1: went out with as exotic, which is impressive because every
Speaker 1: time I've tried to hound an exotic girl for a date,
Speaker 1: bouncers always no kick me out, no matter what I say,
Speaker 1: no matter how much cash I have in my hand,
Speaker 1: They're always like, sir, you're bugging them, you have to leave.
Speaker 1: So very impressive, Mike, how did you score a date
Speaker 1: with one of those exotic ladies? Well, I mean, first
Speaker 1: of all, I think we're talking about two different exotics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. There's another definition of exotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: try your alphabet, buddy. I think you put a couple
Speaker 1: of letters around. I think you're talking about erotic. Oh
Speaker 1: I digress, digress. Yeah that's good. I'm glad to know
Speaker 1: that you didn't pick her up by giving her dollar bills. No,
Speaker 1: definitely not that. Tell us about this exotic lady? Then,
Speaker 1: what's her name? So? Her name is Olivia Okay, which
Speaker 1: is just beautiful how it rolls off the tongue automatically. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's from West Africa, right, Um, just a beautiful human being.
Speaker 1: She had dark olive skins. She had really pretty I
Speaker 1: want to say hazel eyes, but they may have been green.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm long straight here. I mean just gorgeous. She
Speaker 1: could have been a swimsuit model or something. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm attracted to her by her description. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of nervous to call her now. And where did I mean?
Speaker 1: You know? And that's the thing, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is this is completely out of
Speaker 1: my league? Was I'm second guessing myself thinking of you know,
Speaker 1: y me, y me? And man, it was it was amazing.
Speaker 1: You know, where'd you meet her? We met online? I didn't,
Speaker 1: you know. I was very honest about who I was,
Speaker 1: how I looked, and all that good stuff. And she
Speaker 1: was obviously very honest about how she looked and all
Speaker 1: that good stuff. And that's what shocking me. Okay, And
Speaker 1: how how was the date? What'd you guys do? Went
Speaker 1: to dinner? First of all? And the date was just
Speaker 1: I will describe it as awkward. Um on my part, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if maybe I was nervous. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I was trying to impress her because I've
Speaker 1: never went out with anyone from a different country, you know,
Speaker 1: And so you like download Rosetta Stone and try to
Speaker 1: learn to lead language. No, I didn't do that, but
Speaker 1: I probably should have. That probably would have helped me out.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a bad thing when a guy's trying to
Speaker 1: impress a woman. What did you do? Did you go
Speaker 1: over the top? I thought I took her to, you know,
Speaker 1: a restaurant that was like familiar with her country in Africa.
Speaker 1: I took it to a Mediterranean restaurant. Right, can you
Speaker 1: hear what you just said? Right to her country in Africa?
Speaker 1: I took her to a Mediterranean restaurant. Right. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I was thinking. I was thinking, I was
Speaker 1: the most exotic thing I've ever you know, did does
Speaker 1: this remind you of your homeland? She's like not at all? Actually? Yeah? Right? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: So did you sell it as like here's your native food,
Speaker 1: welcome home? I mean, look, I probably should have did
Speaker 1: a little bit more research on my part, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: looked on a map and seeing how close it was.
Speaker 1: But she informed that it wasn't close at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So strike number one right there, confusing African
Speaker 1: food with Mediterranean? Was there more than that? Because that
Speaker 1: seems like a lot to me already you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: when you think of Africa, you automatically, at least for me,
Speaker 1: I think of animals. So you know, I know here
Speaker 1: in the States, you know our animals. We have pet dogs,
Speaker 1: pet cats and things like that. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if she had like a pet lion or lemur or monkey.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. So I'm asking her about different types
Speaker 1: of animals and species that in her neighborhood, like let's
Speaker 1: run around. You never got his lions next door and
Speaker 1: things like that. It's right, you know, in any zebra
Speaker 1: stories you want to talk about, or you know, you
Speaker 1: got stray dogs here. But you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, like she could have lived in
Speaker 1: a city, not necessarily in a village rurally, So again
Speaker 1: I understand how I'm just trying to get to know her.
Speaker 1: I did not know. You know, you guys are telling
Speaker 1: me things that that could have been useful yesterday, you know,
Speaker 1: and as a matter of fact, she did actually tell
Speaker 1: me she lived in a city and nowhere near animals.
Speaker 1: But really stupid after that, how did everything end with her?
Speaker 1: I guess this was the more awkward part for me,
Speaker 1: because I did not know how to end it do
Speaker 1: I end it with a hug a handshake about a road.
Speaker 1: I don't know, so I just I just gave her
Speaker 1: the deuces. I waved goodbye and all right. So instead
Speaker 1: of going in for a hug or a kiss or whatever,
Speaker 1: you're just like, all right, peace, I see you later.
Speaker 1: Look my whole point, I didn't want to offend her, right,
Speaker 1: and so out of all those options that sound good
Speaker 1: and are familiar for me, you know, I felt that
Speaker 1: was the safest way, all right, Or you could have
Speaker 1: done with what every man should do, like hey, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're comfortable with this, but I would
Speaker 1: like to kiss you again. That could have been helpful
Speaker 1: and useful for me yesterday. Make out all right. Well,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you were just really nervous and overcompensating
Speaker 1: and kind of ruined everything, you know, And I feel
Speaker 1: bad about it. And I thought about it on my
Speaker 1: drive home and you know the next day, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, let me just reach out to her. It's
Speaker 1: in text message, let me call, and just I'm getting
Speaker 1: nothing you're getting back, and so that that's why I
Speaker 1: need some help, Like I'm she's not responding to any
Speaker 1: of my text messages, you know, mess my phone calls
Speaker 1: or anything. Actually, and her profile still says that she's dating.
Speaker 1: So that's good now really not good for me, market
Speaker 1: it is true. All right, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, man, hang on looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second, if you miss the first
Speaker 1: part of today's second date update, Mike is on the
Speaker 1: phone and he wants to get in touch with a
Speaker 1: girl named Olivia. He met her online. She's from Africa apparently,
Speaker 1: and he was like really interested in that, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to show her how he understands, you know, exotic
Speaker 1: world culture. So he thought he'd take her to a
Speaker 1: restaurant that was really close to Africa, and took her
Speaker 1: to a Mediterranean restaurant, and that was the first fail
Speaker 1: to West Africa. And he also spent the time asking
Speaker 1: about what animals she had running about her neighborhood, like
Speaker 1: lions and gazelle and monkeys or whatever. She was like,
Speaker 1: I lived in a city. There were no animals running around.
Speaker 1: The only thing that could have made his date worst
Speaker 1: was if at the end of it he invited her
Speaker 1: back to his place to watch The Lion King. Can
Speaker 1: we go, let's go watch a documentary on your country? Mike,
Speaker 1: why didn't you pull that move? I don't know, a
Speaker 1: pretty proper recap or your first date. Oh. I should
Speaker 1: also mention at the end of the date, Mike didn't
Speaker 1: want to offend her by going in for a kiss
Speaker 1: or a hug because he didn't know her customs, so
Speaker 1: instead he just waved at her and said by and
Speaker 1: walked off. True story. Man, Yeah, I will say, I'm
Speaker 1: sure she thinks you're dumb, but but I don't know
Speaker 1: you meant well, she's got to see that. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm hoping. But as you know, again, as I thought
Speaker 1: about it, I was pretty stupid. Okay, well, if we
Speaker 1: can at least just get her on the phone so
Speaker 1: you can be like, look, I know I was kind
Speaker 1: of an idiot. Can I have another shot? Yeah? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: look I appreciate you guys helping me out, and this
Speaker 1: this can really Yeah, let's see how it goes. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone number right now, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello him, I speak to Olivia.
Speaker 1: This is she, Hi, Olivia, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: any idea? Who I am? I know I have no idea?
Speaker 1: All right, well, good start. My name is Jebel. It
Speaker 1: was the radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and we actually got an email about you from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. Okay, it's a guy that you went
Speaker 1: out on a date with and now you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back or yeah, yes, it's a segment we do
Speaker 1: on our show called the Second Date Update. So you
Speaker 1: recently met a dude named Mike online and you guys
Speaker 1: went out on a date. Yeah, okay, and Mike emailed
Speaker 1: us because he's wondering why you won't answer his phone calls.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know. He had some lovely things
Speaker 1: to say about you. Real right, all right, okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: send some nice things about you. Did you not like Mike? Whoa,
Speaker 1: It's not that I didn't like him, It's just that
Speaker 1: there was some very weird things happening. He was saying
Speaker 1: some very awkward things. Yeah, he told us about your date. Actually,
Speaker 1: we talked to him and he says that he thinks
Speaker 1: he made a fool of himself in trying to ask
Speaker 1: about where you're from you from Africa, right, yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: from West Africa and West Africa, okay. And he said
Speaker 1: that he took you to a Mediterranean restaurant because for
Speaker 1: some reason he thought that would be food that you
Speaker 1: were used to. Yeah, that was one of the weirdest things.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand why. Yeah, I know he might as
Speaker 1: well taking you to like Chinese or Mexican food at
Speaker 1: that point. Yeah, pretty much. And then he also told
Speaker 1: us how he spent the time asking you really dumb
Speaker 1: questions about where you're from, like, hey, we're there lions
Speaker 1: just running around everywhere. Yeah, that that one is in particular.
Speaker 1: Even asked me if I had a pet. Draw what
Speaker 1: he asked if you had a pet giraffe? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wanted to know where in the house we kept it.
Speaker 1: He left that part out of his story. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Only did he not know where West Africa was. He's
Speaker 1: not even really sure how giraffes work. It sounds like
Speaker 1: to me he probably thought I had a leash for it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a leash big enough for animal
Speaker 1: that you taking draft on a walk every day. Probably
Speaker 1: think I walked me around the neighborhood. So is that
Speaker 1: the reason you didn't want to call Mike back? Because
Speaker 1: he's a little ignorant about the world. He wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: I think he didn't know a lot about where I
Speaker 1: was from. Yeah, obviously, and I think he was trying
Speaker 1: really hard to tell me that he didn't know them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it all came out wrong, but he didn't mean
Speaker 1: I don't think he meant anything bad by it. You
Speaker 1: appreciate the effort and the interesting level that he had. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I think he was trying. Okay, so why not try
Speaker 1: to go out with him again? Maybe educate him a
Speaker 1: little more. Um, I don't think he's that interested in
Speaker 1: me romantically, at least you don't think he's interested in you.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because something we are happened, and
Speaker 1: when the date ended really a little looked down there.
Speaker 1: I thought he went well, and I was expecting a
Speaker 1: little kiss. Wow, So he could have kissed you, you
Speaker 1: would have, all right. I think I gave him a signal,
Speaker 1: but I don't think he saw it. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think he would recognize the signal. I don't think so. No,
Speaker 1: so he's he just walked away from the date, But
Speaker 1: he actually liked you really, Yeah, I know, right, I'm
Speaker 1: surprised that he still wants to give me another shot.
Speaker 1: Why do you think he kept calling you after you
Speaker 1: guys went out While we on the date. He keeps
Speaker 1: on talking about his brother beating exotic girls, and he
Speaker 1: just kept bringing it up. So I'm thinking that's probably
Speaker 1: why he keeps calling. Wait, so you think that he's
Speaker 1: trying to set you up with his brother? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean he didn't want to kiss me, right, and he
Speaker 1: spent a whole night talking about his brother. I could
Speaker 1: see where you would come to that complute. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would make sense if you were out with someone and
Speaker 1: they're like, dude, my brother would love you, and then
Speaker 1: at the end of the day they don't even try
Speaker 1: to hug your kiss you, They just wave at you
Speaker 1: by I could see how you would think that exactly
Speaker 1: my point. If you talk to him, tell him I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in his brother. Well how about this. How
Speaker 1: about you talk to him because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, Mike there he Olivia was something like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my what. I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: How's it going? I cannot believe you are on the
Speaker 1: found I can't believe you thought I was trying to
Speaker 1: set you up with my brother. I mean, that's all
Speaker 1: you talked about. That doesn't mean I'm trying to hook
Speaker 1: you up with him. I'm on a date with you. Well,
Speaker 1: what's the goal to think when I don't get a
Speaker 1: kids at the end of the date. But there's a
Speaker 1: perfectly good explanation for that. You know, I did not
Speaker 1: know what to do in that moment, so I just
Speaker 1: did the best thing I could. I thought of what
Speaker 1: do you mean you didn't know what to do? I
Speaker 1: thought we had a fun date. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: try tracted to me? Oh my god. Yeah, I'm absolutely
Speaker 1: attracted to you. I just didn't Honestly, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to offend you. I didn't know I have. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to offend you. I didn't know. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if I you know, in your culture, if it would
Speaker 1: be considered improper to just lean over and just kiss you. Mike,
Speaker 1: come on, really, yeah, I mean, I don't know you're
Speaker 1: you're from somewhere else. I don't I'm trying to learn
Speaker 1: about you. I probably should have did more research. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I'm drowning here, Guys, help me. I'm sure is pretty
Speaker 1: universal in any culture. Not only that, but she's all
Speaker 1: the same dated website that you're on, Like, she's probably
Speaker 1: pretty accustomed to how American dudes date. I mean, Mike,
Speaker 1: I've lived in the state for a few years now,
Speaker 1: you know. So again, guys, this would have been great
Speaker 1: information to know before our date. I'm sorry, Mike, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry we didn't have this conversation before you went out
Speaker 1: with Olivia, so we could have helped you out there.
Speaker 1: You go share to blame with me. Thank you. That's
Speaker 1: what I needed. So, Olivia, let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: It's okay in your custom to kiss somebody at the
Speaker 1: end of a date. I'm different. I live in America now,
Speaker 1: so I'm more like americanized. Okay, Well, then how would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Mike.
Speaker 1: We will pay for it and then maybe you guys
Speaker 1: can actually kiss after Mike. This is your shot. Let
Speaker 1: her know that you're actually interested. Share some of the
Speaker 1: wonderful things you said about her to us. Olivia. I
Speaker 1: cannot stop talking about you, Afid. Your accent was absolutely
Speaker 1: amazing and sexy. You were beautiful. Your skin was I
Speaker 1: just loved it and the way your hair flowed. Okay,
Speaker 1: keep going, right, Yeah, why are you stopping, Mike? Come on,
Speaker 1: that's that's all you got it going? What else? I mean?
Speaker 1: You were smart, you were funny, and I'm more interested
Speaker 1: than my brother in you. That seems to clarify things
Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, So, Olivia, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with Mike? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it. You know, Mike is not as bad
Speaker 1: as I thought he was, and after all he said
Speaker 1: I think maybe, yes, yes, I think I would like
Speaker 1: to it. Why not, you'll do it all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, congratulations Mike, you got your second date. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much. Thank you, Olivia, and I
Speaker 1: will not let you down this time. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to this one. I'm looking forward to our second date,
Speaker 1: and Olivia, I will make up from Mike's mistake. You know,
Speaker 1: we took you to that Mediterranean place. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: a place that will remind you of home. It's a
Speaker 1: great Vietnamese restaurant, it really yeah. Okay in the morning,
Speaker 1: somebody just texted in at seven eight five nine two
Speaker 1: said that was the cute second date update. Ever, if
Speaker 1: you missed it, Mike wanted to call Olivia. She wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back after they went on a date. He
Speaker 1: thought he's screwed up because Mike's not very schooled on
Speaker 1: the ways of the world and she's from Africa. So
Speaker 1: he took her to Mediterranean food because that was the
Speaker 1: most exotic thing he could think of, and then he
Speaker 1: didn't kiss her at the end of the date. Didn't
Speaker 1: really know how to act, what her customs were and
Speaker 1: all that. Then we got her on the phone and
Speaker 1: found out why she wasn't calling back. It's because she
Speaker 1: thought that Mike was trying to set her up with
Speaker 1: his brother, because the whole time he just talked about
Speaker 1: how much his brother loved exotic women, and then he
Speaker 1: didn't kiss her at the end of the date. So
Speaker 1: she's like, Okay, clearly he just wanted to go out
Speaker 1: with me so he could set me up with his bro. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would have thought the same thing. I don't think
Speaker 1: that that is like a miscommunication of cultures. That's just
Speaker 1: Mike being an idiot. Yeah, so Mike was kind of
Speaker 1: an idiot. He admitted it to her, and she actually
Speaker 1: agreed to go on a second date. So see, they're
Speaker 1: not all failures. Yeah, until their next date and then
Speaker 1: that's a failure. But at least right now it's all good.
Speaker 1: He's gonna do so much. Wikipedian on West Africa ridiculous.
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