WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Lion King

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels. Second d. The guy on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a Second Date update today described the woman that he

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<v Speaker 1>went out with as exotic, which is impressive because every

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<v Speaker 1>time I've tried to hound an exotic girl for a date,

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<v Speaker 1>bouncers always no kick me out, no matter what I say,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how much cash I have in my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>They're always like, sir, you're bugging them, you have to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>So very impressive, Mike, how did you score a date

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<v Speaker 1>with one of those exotic ladies? Well, I mean, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I think we're talking about two different exotics. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. There's another definition of exotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>try your alphabet, buddy. I think you put a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of letters around. I think you're talking about erotic. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I digress, digress. Yeah that's good. I'm glad to know

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't pick her up by giving her dollar bills. No,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not that. Tell us about this exotic lady? Then,

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<v Speaker 1>what's her name? So? Her name is Olivia Okay, which

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<v Speaker 1>is just beautiful how it rolls off the tongue automatically. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's from West Africa, right, Um, just a beautiful human being.

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<v Speaker 1>She had dark olive skins. She had really pretty I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say hazel eyes, but they may have been green.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm long straight here. I mean just gorgeous. She

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<v Speaker 1>could have been a swimsuit model or something. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm attracted to her by her description. I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of nervous to call her now. And where did I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? And that's the thing, that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is this is completely out of

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<v Speaker 1>my league? Was I'm second guessing myself thinking of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>y me, y me? And man, it was it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, where'd you meet her? We met online? I didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I was very honest about who I was,

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<v Speaker 1>how I looked, and all that good stuff. And she

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<v Speaker 1>was obviously very honest about how she looked and all

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<v Speaker 1>that good stuff. And that's what shocking me. Okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>how how was the date? What'd you guys do? Went

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner? First of all? And the date was just

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<v Speaker 1>I will describe it as awkward. Um on my part, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't know if maybe I was nervous. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I was trying to impress her because I've

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<v Speaker 1>never went out with anyone from a different country, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>And so you like download Rosetta Stone and try to

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<v Speaker 1>learn to lead language. No, I didn't do that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I probably should have. That probably would have helped me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it's a bad thing when a guy's trying to

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<v Speaker 1>impress a woman. What did you do? Did you go

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<v Speaker 1>over the top? I thought I took her to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant that was like familiar with her country in Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>I took it to a Mediterranean restaurant. Right, can you

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<v Speaker 1>hear what you just said? Right to her country in Africa?

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<v Speaker 1>I took her to a Mediterranean restaurant. Right. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what I was thinking. I was thinking, I was

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<v Speaker 1>the most exotic thing I've ever you know, did does

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<v Speaker 1>this remind you of your homeland? She's like not at all? Actually? Yeah? Right? Right? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So did you sell it as like here's your native food,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome home? I mean, look, I probably should have did

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more research on my part, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>looked on a map and seeing how close it was.

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<v Speaker 1>But she informed that it wasn't close at all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So strike number one right there, confusing African

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<v Speaker 1>food with Mediterranean? Was there more than that? Because that

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<v Speaker 1>seems like a lot to me already you know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>when you think of Africa, you automatically, at least for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I think of animals. So you know, I know here

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<v Speaker 1>in the States, you know our animals. We have pet dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>pet cats and things like that. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if she had like a pet lion or lemur or monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. So I'm asking her about different types

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<v Speaker 1>of animals and species that in her neighborhood, like let's

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<v Speaker 1>run around. You never got his lions next door and

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<v Speaker 1>things like that. It's right, you know, in any zebra

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<v Speaker 1>stories you want to talk about, or you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>got stray dogs here. But you know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just you know, like she could have lived in

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<v Speaker 1>a city, not necessarily in a village rurally, So again

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<v Speaker 1>I understand how I'm just trying to get to know her.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know. You know, you guys are telling

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<v Speaker 1>me things that that could have been useful yesterday, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and as a matter of fact, she did actually tell

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<v Speaker 1>me she lived in a city and nowhere near animals.

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<v Speaker 1>But really stupid after that, how did everything end with her?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess this was the more awkward part for me,

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<v Speaker 1>because I did not know how to end it do

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<v Speaker 1>I end it with a hug a handshake about a road.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, so I just I just gave her

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<v Speaker 1>the deuces. I waved goodbye and all right. So instead

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<v Speaker 1>of going in for a hug or a kiss or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just like, all right, peace, I see you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Look my whole point, I didn't want to offend her, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and so out of all those options that sound good

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<v Speaker 1>and are familiar for me, you know, I felt that

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<v Speaker 1>was the safest way, all right, Or you could have

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<v Speaker 1>done with what every man should do, like hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you're comfortable with this, but I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to kiss you again. That could have been helpful

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<v Speaker 1>and useful for me yesterday. Make out all right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like you were just really nervous and overcompensating

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of ruined everything, you know, And I feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad about it. And I thought about it on my

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<v Speaker 1>drive home and you know the next day, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let me just reach out to her. It's

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<v Speaker 1>in text message, let me call, and just I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>nothing you're getting back, and so that that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>need some help, Like I'm she's not responding to any

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<v Speaker 1>of my text messages, you know, mess my phone calls

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. Actually, and her profile still says that she's dating.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's good now really not good for me, market

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<v Speaker 1>it is true. All right, well we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back call her and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, all right, man, hang on looking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning. Second, if you miss the first

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<v Speaker 1>part of today's second date update, Mike is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and he wants to get in touch with a

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Olivia. He met her online. She's from Africa apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like really interested in that, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to show her how he understands, you know, exotic

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<v Speaker 1>world culture. So he thought he'd take her to a

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant that was really close to Africa, and took her

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<v Speaker 1>to a Mediterranean restaurant, and that was the first fail

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<v Speaker 1>to West Africa. And he also spent the time asking

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<v Speaker 1>about what animals she had running about her neighborhood, like

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<v Speaker 1>lions and gazelle and monkeys or whatever. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I lived in a city. There were no animals running around.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing that could have made his date worst

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<v Speaker 1>was if at the end of it he invited her

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<v Speaker 1>back to his place to watch The Lion King. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we go, let's go watch a documentary on your country? Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't you pull that move? I don't know, a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty proper recap or your first date. Oh. I should

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<v Speaker 1>also mention at the end of the date, Mike didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to offend her by going in for a kiss

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<v Speaker 1>or a hug because he didn't know her customs, so

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<v Speaker 1>instead he just waved at her and said by and

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<v Speaker 1>walked off. True story. Man, Yeah, I will say, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure she thinks you're dumb, but but I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>you meant well, she's got to see that. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping. But as you know, again, as I thought

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<v Speaker 1>about it, I was pretty stupid. Okay, well, if we

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<v Speaker 1>can at least just get her on the phone so

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<v Speaker 1>you can be like, look, I know I was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of an idiot. Can I have another shot? Yeah? Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>look I appreciate you guys helping me out, and this

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<v Speaker 1>this can really Yeah, let's see how it goes. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial her phone number right now, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello him, I speak to Olivia.

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<v Speaker 1>This is she, Hi, Olivia, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>any idea? Who I am? I know I have no idea?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, good start. My name is Jebel. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and we actually got an email about you from one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners. Okay, it's a guy that you went

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with and now you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back or yeah, yes, it's a segment we do

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<v Speaker 1>on our show called the Second Date Update. So you

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<v Speaker 1>recently met a dude named Mike online and you guys

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date. Yeah, okay, and Mike emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us because he's wondering why you won't answer his phone calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I know. He had some lovely things

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<v Speaker 1>to say about you. Real right, all right, okay, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>send some nice things about you. Did you not like Mike? Whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that I didn't like him, It's just that

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<v Speaker 1>there was some very weird things happening. He was saying

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<v Speaker 1>some very awkward things. Yeah, he told us about your date. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to him and he says that he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>he made a fool of himself in trying to ask

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<v Speaker 1>about where you're from you from Africa, right, yes, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>from West Africa and West Africa, okay. And he said

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<v Speaker 1>that he took you to a Mediterranean restaurant because for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason he thought that would be food that you

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<v Speaker 1>were used to. Yeah, that was one of the weirdest things.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand why. Yeah, I know he might as

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<v Speaker 1>well taking you to like Chinese or Mexican food at

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<v Speaker 1>that point. Yeah, pretty much. And then he also told

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<v Speaker 1>us how he spent the time asking you really dumb

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<v Speaker 1>questions about where you're from, like, hey, we're there lions

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<v Speaker 1>just running around everywhere. Yeah, that that one is in particular.

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<v Speaker 1>Even asked me if I had a pet. Draw what

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<v Speaker 1>he asked if you had a pet giraffe? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to know where in the house we kept it.

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<v Speaker 1>He left that part out of his story. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Only did he not know where West Africa was. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not even really sure how giraffes work. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>to me he probably thought I had a leash for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's a leash big enough for animal

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<v Speaker 1>that you taking draft on a walk every day. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>think I walked me around the neighborhood. So is that

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<v Speaker 1>the reason you didn't want to call Mike back? Because

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<v Speaker 1>he's a little ignorant about the world. He wasn't that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he didn't know a lot about where I

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<v Speaker 1>was from. Yeah, obviously, and I think he was trying

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<v Speaker 1>really hard to tell me that he didn't know them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it all came out wrong, but he didn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he meant anything bad by it. You

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate the effort and the interesting level that he had. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he was trying. Okay, so why not try

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with him again? Maybe educate him a

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<v Speaker 1>little more. Um, I don't think he's that interested in

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<v Speaker 1>me romantically, at least you don't think he's interested in you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, because something we are happened, and

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<v Speaker 1>when the date ended really a little looked down there.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he went well, and I was expecting a

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<v Speaker 1>little kiss. Wow, So he could have kissed you, you

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<v Speaker 1>would have, all right. I think I gave him a signal,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think he saw it. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he would recognize the signal. I don't think so. No,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's he just walked away from the date, But

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<v Speaker 1>he actually liked you really, Yeah, I know, right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>surprised that he still wants to give me another shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think he kept calling you after you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went out While we on the date. He keeps

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<v Speaker 1>on talking about his brother beating exotic girls, and he

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<v Speaker 1>just kept bringing it up. So I'm thinking that's probably

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<v Speaker 1>why he keeps calling. Wait, so you think that he's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to set you up with his brother? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he didn't want to kiss me, right, and he

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<v Speaker 1>spent a whole night talking about his brother. I could

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<v Speaker 1>see where you would come to that complute. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>would make sense if you were out with someone and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, dude, my brother would love you, and then

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the day they don't even try

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<v Speaker 1>to hug your kiss you, They just wave at you

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<v Speaker 1>by I could see how you would think that exactly

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<v Speaker 1>my point. If you talk to him, tell him I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not interested in his brother. Well how about this. How

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<v Speaker 1>about you talk to him because he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Yeah, Mike there he Olivia was something like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, oh my what. I can't believe this.

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<v Speaker 1>How's it going? I cannot believe you are on the

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<v Speaker 1>found I can't believe you thought I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>set you up with my brother. I mean, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>you talked about. That doesn't mean I'm trying to hook

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<v Speaker 1>you up with him. I'm on a date with you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the goal to think when I don't get a

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<v Speaker 1>kids at the end of the date. But there's a

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly good explanation for that. You know, I did not

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do in that moment, so I just

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<v Speaker 1>did the best thing I could. I thought of what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean you didn't know what to do? I

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<v Speaker 1>thought we had a fun date. I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>try tracted to me? Oh my god. Yeah, I'm absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>attracted to you. I just didn't Honestly, I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to offend you. I didn't know I have. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to offend you. I didn't know. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I you know, in your culture, if it would

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<v Speaker 1>be considered improper to just lean over and just kiss you. Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, really, yeah, I mean, I don't know you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're from somewhere else. I don't I'm trying to learn

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<v Speaker 1>about you. I probably should have did more research. I'm sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm drowning here, Guys, help me. I'm sure is pretty

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<v Speaker 1>universal in any culture. Not only that, but she's all

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<v Speaker 1>the same dated website that you're on, Like, she's probably

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<v Speaker 1>pretty accustomed to how American dudes date. I mean, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>I've lived in the state for a few years now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So again, guys, this would have been great

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<v Speaker 1>information to know before our date. I'm sorry, Mike, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry we didn't have this conversation before you went out

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<v Speaker 1>with Olivia, so we could have helped you out there.

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<v Speaker 1>You go share to blame with me. Thank you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I needed. So, Olivia, let me ask you this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay in your custom to kiss somebody at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of a date. I'm different. I live in America now,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm more like americanized. Okay, Well, then how would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go on a second date with Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it and then maybe you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can actually kiss after Mike. This is your shot. Let

0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.160
<v Speaker 1>her know that you're actually interested. Share some of the

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful things you said about her to us. Olivia. I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot stop talking about you, Afid. Your accent was absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>amazing and sexy. You were beautiful. Your skin was I

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<v Speaker 1>just loved it and the way your hair flowed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>keep going, right, Yeah, why are you stopping, Mike? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's all you got it going? What else? I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You were smart, you were funny, and I'm more interested

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<v Speaker 1>than my brother in you. That seems to clarify things

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Okay, So, Olivia, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a second date with Mike? We will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. You know, Mike is not as bad

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<v Speaker 1>as I thought he was, and after all he said

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe, yes, yes, I think I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to it. Why not, you'll do it all right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well, congratulations Mike, you got your second date. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you guys so much. Thank you, Olivia, and I

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<v Speaker 1>will not let you down this time. I'm looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to this one. I'm looking forward to our second date,

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<v Speaker 1>and Olivia, I will make up from Mike's mistake. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we took you to that Mediterranean place. Yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 1>a place that will remind you of home. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>great Vietnamese restaurant, it really yeah. Okay in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody just texted in at seven eight five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>said that was the cute second date update. Ever, if

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<v Speaker 1>you missed it, Mike wanted to call Olivia. She wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back after they went on a date. He

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<v Speaker 1>thought he's screwed up because Mike's not very schooled on

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<v Speaker 1>the ways of the world and she's from Africa. So

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<v Speaker 1>he took her to Mediterranean food because that was the

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<v Speaker 1>most exotic thing he could think of, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kiss her at the end of the date. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really know how to act, what her customs were and

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<v Speaker 1>all that. Then we got her on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>found out why she wasn't calling back. It's because she

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<v Speaker 1>thought that Mike was trying to set her up with

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<v Speaker 1>his brother, because the whole time he just talked about

0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.960
<v Speaker 1>how much his brother loved exotic women, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kiss her at the end of the date. So

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, Okay, clearly he just wanted to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with me so he could set me up with his bro. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have thought the same thing. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that that is like a miscommunication of cultures. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>Mike being an idiot. Yeah, so Mike was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>an idiot. He admitted it to her, and she actually

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<v Speaker 1>agreed to go on a second date. So see, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not all failures. Yeah, until their next date and then

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<v Speaker 1>that's a failure. But at least right now it's all good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna do so much. Wikipedian on West Africa ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you want to do a second ad update,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back at