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Speaker 1: on the Phone for a second Date update today described
Speaker 1: herself and her email as a real guy's girl, So
Speaker 1: probably means she's into things like chugging Cosmos and spinning
Speaker 1: a nice Saturday afternoon updating or Pinterest page or reading
Speaker 1: Kardashian blogs. That some kind of stuff that guy's girls
Speaker 1: do or maybe I'm a girls guy. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know. But Cassidy, does that describe you as a
Speaker 1: guy's girl? Absolutely not. Oh yeah, I don't think it
Speaker 1: describes any woman, whether you're a guy girl or not.
Speaker 1: There definitely are women that are into that. But you
Speaker 1: call yourself, yeah, all right, So you call yourself help
Speaker 1: a guy's girl. And the guy you went out with
Speaker 1: you said he was a typical guys guy, so that's good. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I really liked him. I tell he hadn't hit it
Speaker 1: off pretty well. So and is that how you sell
Speaker 1: yourself or I mean, I assume you met a dating nap. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we definitely met on line. I'm not putting me to
Speaker 1: real people in real life, Okay, to make sure my
Speaker 1: assumption was right on, I mean, is that how you
Speaker 1: sell yourself on the dating nap too? I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's definitely like pictures of me, like playing sports.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I met him online and he had suggested
Speaker 1: we go out to dinner. It's just like really nice restaurant,
Speaker 1: and I just thought that was so lame, Like I like,
Speaker 1: I can't think of the worst way to get some
Speaker 1: elsebone one, it's like going to dinner, Like I just
Speaker 1: I don't know, did you tell wait, did you tell
Speaker 1: him that before you guys went out, or did you
Speaker 1: just you know, rag on it the entire dinner. No.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you do that, I just probably
Speaker 1: won't show up, like kill me do something else. So
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you did something else then we did. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just like you get anxious, so it's good to
Speaker 1: have like an activity to do, right, So I suggested
Speaker 1: we go offloading on atub Okay, that's a fun date,
Speaker 1: an expensive date, but a fun date. I mean groupon
Speaker 1: works wonder so okay. Yeah, so I found like the
Speaker 1: property where we could ride our ATV's around like for
Speaker 1: an hour, and he seemed he was super like excited
Speaker 1: about that, which I thought was a good good sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds fun. Yeah, we have so much fun.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, we were very playful. We were like
Speaker 1: kicking mud on each other. It doesn't sound sexy, but
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah. Was there any like moments where you
Speaker 1: guys kissed or anything. No, we didn't kiss. I wanted to.
Speaker 1: But also there was like mud all over my face.
Speaker 1: I think there were a few moments. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: just shocked you didn't pull the like hole, let me
Speaker 1: wipe that off your face. Oops. No, I'm kissing you moment,
Speaker 1: I know, right. I mean, he hits this weird ting
Speaker 1: with my forehead, would like pressed my forehead down, and
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was, but it sounds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds strange whatever he did with your forehead, but
Speaker 1: he didn't quite get it right yet. Is that all
Speaker 1: you guys did was write ATVs? No, So we were
Speaker 1: so hungry afterwards, and we went down because this bar
Speaker 1: he placed down the road. But that's kind of when
Speaker 1: it went a little you know what happened? Okay, So
Speaker 1: basically the later was like definitely hitting on me, like
Speaker 1: the entire dates, and it was so rude, like it
Speaker 1: was really uncomfortable, and the energy definitely shifted, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, like we're having such a good
Speaker 1: time and like I'm not interested in this waiter at all,
Speaker 1: but I also don't want to be rude to him
Speaker 1: because he's going to spit in our food. So so
Speaker 1: you're you're the waiter was hitting around the whole time.
Speaker 1: And the guy you went out with, his name is Dean,
Speaker 1: is always sad. Yeah, Deanan, all right? And so did
Speaker 1: he seem upset by the whole thing. He just was
Speaker 1: like he was definitely like not happy and like he
Speaker 1: kind of like wasn't as talkative, and I was kind
Speaker 1: of like, what's up with this later and he just
Speaker 1: was like I don't know. Oh so he just got
Speaker 1: cold and short after everything, Yeah, he did. He got
Speaker 1: so like it was almost like my fault, that's the
Speaker 1: waiter hit on me. You know, it's not your fault.
Speaker 1: And some dudes might take it as a compliment, like
Speaker 1: if waiter was hitting on a girl that I be like, oh, yeah, awesome,
Speaker 1: but she's out with me. Idiots see why he's a
Speaker 1: little like upset about it, Like she didn't tell the
Speaker 1: waiters stop, who cares? Don't you think that's a red flag?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I barely know the guys.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to give it a second chance. And
Speaker 1: so basically he goes up to pay the bill, and
Speaker 1: that's when this freaking waiter who can't take a hint,
Speaker 1: like ask me for my number. It is so obvious
Speaker 1: when people are on a date. Yeah, Like I literally
Speaker 1: like I even like reached over and like held Dean's
Speaker 1: hand on the table like while the waiters like trying
Speaker 1: and hit on me. And I was like, wariously, so
Speaker 1: did you give me your number? Obviously not? No, okay,
Speaker 1: because I was like that might be a reason he's
Speaker 1: not calling you back if you did give him a number. No.
Speaker 1: I was really set up at this point. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're kind of being like a block of sorts, sir,
Speaker 1: and I clearly on a date, and no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to give you my number. Then I looked up
Speaker 1: and I saw that Dean like saw the whole thing happening,
Speaker 1: and so now I'm like, oh, does he think that
Speaker 1: I like did give the waiter my number and like,
Speaker 1: and then we got into the card. It was just
Speaker 1: like so awkward and I was like so bummed and
Speaker 1: not returning any of my calls are checked from like
Speaker 1: wondering maybe that's why. Okay, that's yeah, I mean bad start. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not so much that the waiter was hitting
Speaker 1: on you, but maybe he does think that you gave
Speaker 1: the waiter your number, and that's an understandable reason not
Speaker 1: to call somebody back. Totally. Yeah, And I definitely didn't
Speaker 1: and I didn't bring it up because I was like,
Speaker 1: I fee, that's just going to make me sound guilt here,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna push that it didn't happen. I
Speaker 1: guess I don't know the real bomber though, because I
Speaker 1: really liked him and I really thought we hit it
Speaker 1: off and I want to kill this waiter. We'll play
Speaker 1: a song and come back and call him. I get
Speaker 1: your second day outdate, Okay, all right, thanks so much.
Speaker 1: All right, hang up, looking jubil in the morning if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us for today's second day to update,
Speaker 1: Cassidy is on the phone and she wants to call
Speaker 1: it a dude named Dean. They went out ATVing, which
Speaker 1: sounds like a fun date, and then after that they
Speaker 1: went to go get barbecue, and the only thing that
Speaker 1: she can think of as to why she's not getting
Speaker 1: a callback is that the waiter was hitting on her
Speaker 1: NonStop while she was on a date, and then when
Speaker 1: her date got up to go pay, the waiter actually
Speaker 1: asked for her phone number. She didn't give it to him,
Speaker 1: but she thinks that Dean, the guy she went out with,
Speaker 1: might have thought she actually did give her number to
Speaker 1: the waiter. So we're gonna get him on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out if that's what went wrong, and if
Speaker 1: it turns out, Cassidy, that he was just simply jealous
Speaker 1: that the waiter was hitting one, you do you still
Speaker 1: want to date with him? Honestly? Probably not? Kind of
Speaker 1: a major rest flags right, right, but I could see,
Speaker 1: like the phone number thing, if he got confused and
Speaker 1: makes sense, the phone number is fine, but if anything
Speaker 1: else like that's not cool? Right? Okay, Well, I'm gon
Speaker 1: Dallas phone number right now and get him on the
Speaker 1: phone and see if we can figure it out. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Hello, I gonna speak to Dean. This
Speaker 1: is Dean. Dean. What's up? Man? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Um? I'm doing okay, man, how are
Speaker 1: you guys doing? That's too bad? Yeah, all right, that's it.
Speaker 1: See you later. Mental mental check, take care of Dan.
Speaker 1: Well that was that was weird. Dean. You have any
Speaker 1: reason why I'm calling you? I haven't. I haven't the
Speaker 1: foggiest Okay, I'm calling you because we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called the Second Date Update. Have you
Speaker 1: heard that before or heard of it? I think I've
Speaker 1: heard of it. I'm not. I don't listen to the
Speaker 1: radio that much. All right. Well, basically, it's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and don't
Speaker 1: call them back after, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and figure out what happened. And
Speaker 1: we got an email from somebody named Cassidy oh Man,
Speaker 1: and Cassidy told us about your date, how you guys
Speaker 1: had fun going off roading and then you went to
Speaker 1: a barbecue place. But now you're not calling her back
Speaker 1: and she's confused. Look, yeah, we had fun leading up
Speaker 1: to it, but like, I to be honest, I've I've
Speaker 1: never been I've never had a moment on a date
Speaker 1: before where I was like instantly turned off, but instantly
Speaker 1: turned off. So you know the exact moment that you
Speaker 1: decided you didn't want to go out with her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could tell you the exact moment. Okay, we uh
Speaker 1: so we went to like like like a barbecue players
Speaker 1: and the food was good and everything, and the service
Speaker 1: wasn't super great, but uh, you know, she ordered like
Speaker 1: a big plate of wings, like barbecue wings. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: instant turn off, like barbecue awesome. But she got this
Speaker 1: this big plate of wings and she was doing that
Speaker 1: thing where like she kept playing with her phone while
Speaker 1: she was eating, but like that's whatever, but like she
Speaker 1: had barbecue sauce all over her hands and then would
Speaker 1: like grab her phone and then would get the barbecue
Speaker 1: sauce all over the phone screen and then like put
Speaker 1: the phone down and then keep eating the wings and
Speaker 1: then pick her phone up, and like every time she
Speaker 1: picked it up, it was like it was nauseating, like real,
Speaker 1: real gross, and dude, she was like wiping the barbecue
Speaker 1: sauce on her pants. She never used a napkin. You
Speaker 1: were upset that she was using her phone during your date.
Speaker 1: You're upset that she got her phone all greasy with
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce. I said that she's a barbecue monster. Like
Speaker 1: she just had like barbecue sauce all over her hands,
Speaker 1: her pants. Like at one point she like reached out
Speaker 1: to like hold my hands, and there was like barbecue
Speaker 1: sauce on her hand, and it like got barbecue sauce
Speaker 1: all over my hand. All right, So yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I can that's kind of gross. Like why or if
Speaker 1: you're at a barbecue place, gets some wet naps clean
Speaker 1: it up a little bit. There were ample napkins, Like
Speaker 1: there's not an excuse for this. Yeahbecue, You make it
Speaker 1: sound like she was literally bathing in barbecue sauce by
Speaker 1: your description, you know whatever. I don't think shame, but
Speaker 1: like I don't know, man, that's her sabecue. So it
Speaker 1: was the barbecue sauce. That's the reason you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back. It was just gross, man, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: a stickler for like manners or like, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: but it was just gross. It is if you can't
Speaker 1: handle wiping barbecue sauce off of yourself, like I can't
Speaker 1: trust your hygiene in other ways, you know. Okay, it
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, it can tell something about their character
Speaker 1: as far as hygiene goes. Yeah. Well, Dean, thank you
Speaker 1: for being honest and telling us why you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back. Appreciate that. No words. Also, she's on the
Speaker 1: other line. Listen, I want to talk to you. I
Speaker 1: should have told you that. My god. Yeah, I'm kidding
Speaker 1: here right now. No, I'm not Cassidy you there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Yeah. Um. First of all, who spokes ample
Speaker 1: wet nap? What a loser? That's what you do. That's
Speaker 1: your comeback is who says ample wet naps? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like such a loser. I said, ample napkins. Ample's award.
Speaker 1: You could look it up. It's a it's a common
Speaker 1: college every award. Ceriously barbecue sauce. How old people see wings?
Speaker 1: They're gutting down all over. Yeah, while I wipe my
Speaker 1: hands each wing. That stupid. She has a point there.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lot of wiping. No one expects
Speaker 1: you to wipe your hands after every bite. But like,
Speaker 1: don't touch your phone and smear barbecue sauce all over
Speaker 1: the phone. Like eat a few wings and then wipe
Speaker 1: your hands and then use your phone like there's a
Speaker 1: there's an order if you counting the many wing I
Speaker 1: was eating? What it was like I was on a
Speaker 1: day with Rainman? Are you counting my wings? That's I
Speaker 1: feel like only rain Man would want to go on
Speaker 1: another date with you. That's not the only guy that
Speaker 1: wanted to date with me. The waiter wanted to date
Speaker 1: me very clearly, and you said nothing kind of man,
Speaker 1: I was clearly like uncomfortable. You didn't say anything. You
Speaker 1: just sat there eating your ribs with a fork and
Speaker 1: knife like some kind of chocolate at a tea party.
Speaker 1: How is this guy? What? Hey, Mozeltop, You guys can
Speaker 1: have a great barbecue sauce date together, like you and
Speaker 1: this waiter can just drench each other and barbecue sauce
Speaker 1: of like slide around in it like slugs. It'll be
Speaker 1: a really great day. Age sounds. That is such an
Speaker 1: image your phone's coop on it. It It looks like someone
Speaker 1: that does like the cross. Where will they take like
Speaker 1: some kind of loser? You all of this very aggressive
Speaker 1: for barbecue sauce accusations. You guys, barbecue sauce. That's so aggressive,
Speaker 1: Like it's so stupid. You're not gonna day because of
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce, Like that's so dumb. Yeah, sorry, I have
Speaker 1: manners and I was raised the right way. It's your
Speaker 1: phone is poop on. I don't want it from you're
Speaker 1: smearing barbecue sauce on everything that your phone has poop
Speaker 1: on it. Mature, mature, Yeah, you're not a man, You're
Speaker 1: like it was like going on a date with like
Speaker 1: a little boy, and I so like little boy. I
Speaker 1: like yes, yes, yes, the finger painting on her phone
Speaker 1: person and wiping her hands on her pants, it's selling me.
Speaker 1: I am a little boy. It's a cell phone. Who
Speaker 1: characterfic a journey, Like that's what it's gonna be. It's
Speaker 1: how in the world. Like, I'm sorry, we canna have
Speaker 1: dinner at the ICU where everything you sanitized every five
Speaker 1: per seconds, Like we'll get you pudding and I'll put
Speaker 1: a bid on you, and I'll put a surgical mask
Speaker 1: on me and ld sole erotic. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: hot second day. What is happening like from barbecue slugs
Speaker 1: to this, I am I'm sorry to know I was
Speaker 1: going on a date with mister OXI clean. I mean like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know you're in a white girl, Like
Speaker 1: where's a white girl? Like the muddy I'm an idiot,
Speaker 1: you're You're right, I'm mister oxy clean. Billy Mays here
Speaker 1: totally turned off, sound like Billy Mays. Actually are you
Speaker 1: Billy Mays Dan, I'm a ghost to Billy mayst three
Speaker 1: lovely payments. You know, I would rather go out with
Speaker 1: Billy Mays than you any day of the week, probably
Speaker 1: leach a wound or something. Now we're talking about too
Speaker 1: much about Billy Mays. Dan. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Cassidy on a second date? We'll pay for it? No,
Speaker 1: she single? Fellows? Wow, I don't think I want to
Speaker 1: be um involved as a guy who has an infinite
Speaker 1: relationship with the sox of the church. So yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say hard tapped. So both you guys are saying no,
Speaker 1: they no second date? All right, Well thanks Cassidy sanitizer.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, good lucky guys. Hopefully you can find
Speaker 1: somebody that matches your lifestyle. You know, somebody dirty enough
Speaker 1: for you, Cassidy and someone who cleaned but has poop
Speaker 1: on their phone like Udine in the morning text into
Speaker 1: eight five, nine and two. It says it sounds like
Speaker 1: she needs to date somebody with a few less teeth
Speaker 1: and even less manners. It's broken jewel in the morning
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update. If you didn't hear it,
Speaker 1: Dean wasn't calling this girl named Cassidy back because at
Speaker 1: dinner she had barbecue sauce all over her hands and
Speaker 1: it was like grabbing her phone and not wiping her
Speaker 1: hands off, and it was just disgusting. I guess at
Speaker 1: one point she even tried to hold his hand without
Speaker 1: ever using a napkin to wipe off the barbecue sauce.
Speaker 1: And it was a huge turn off for Dean. Just sloppy,
Speaker 1: nasty barbecue sauce everywhere, and you wouldn't clean your hands
Speaker 1: at all. I didn't think it was that big of
Speaker 1: a deal, and everybody's texting in she's country trash, and
Speaker 1: then I realized I am also country trash. That's why
Speaker 1: sacrifice by roots. I don't know some country trash is
Speaker 1: just like her that doesn't care if the barbecue sauce everywhere.
Speaker 1: Uncle hang out with her. She accused him of being
Speaker 1: a germophobe, and he thought she just had bad table
Speaker 1: manners and didn't want to go out with her again. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second day update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
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