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<v Speaker 1>on the Phone for a second Date update today described

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<v Speaker 1>herself and her email as a real guy's girl, So

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<v Speaker 1>probably means she's into things like chugging Cosmos and spinning

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<v Speaker 1>a nice Saturday afternoon updating or Pinterest page or reading

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<v Speaker 1>Kardashian blogs. That some kind of stuff that guy's girls

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<v Speaker 1>do or maybe I'm a girls guy. I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. But Cassidy, does that describe you as a

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<v Speaker 1>guy's girl? Absolutely not. Oh yeah, I don't think it

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<v Speaker 1>describes any woman, whether you're a guy girl or not.

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<v Speaker 1>There definitely are women that are into that. But you

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<v Speaker 1>call yourself, yeah, all right, So you call yourself help

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<v Speaker 1>a guy's girl. And the guy you went out with

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<v Speaker 1>you said he was a typical guys guy, so that's good. Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I really liked him. I tell he hadn't hit it

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<v Speaker 1>off pretty well. So and is that how you sell

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<v Speaker 1>yourself or I mean, I assume you met a dating nap. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we definitely met on line. I'm not putting me to

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<v Speaker 1>real people in real life, Okay, to make sure my

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<v Speaker 1>assumption was right on, I mean, is that how you

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<v Speaker 1>sell yourself on the dating nap too? I mean yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's definitely like pictures of me, like playing sports.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I met him online and he had suggested

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<v Speaker 1>we go out to dinner. It's just like really nice restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just thought that was so lame, Like I like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of the worst way to get some

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<v Speaker 1>elsebone one, it's like going to dinner, Like I just

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, did you tell wait, did you tell

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<v Speaker 1>him that before you guys went out, or did you

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, rag on it the entire dinner. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, if you do that, I just probably

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<v Speaker 1>won't show up, like kill me do something else. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing you did something else then we did. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like you get anxious, so it's good to

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<v Speaker 1>have like an activity to do, right, So I suggested

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<v Speaker 1>we go offloading on atub Okay, that's a fun date,

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<v Speaker 1>an expensive date, but a fun date. I mean groupon

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<v Speaker 1>works wonder so okay. Yeah, so I found like the

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<v Speaker 1>property where we could ride our ATV's around like for

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, and he seemed he was super like excited

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<v Speaker 1>about that, which I thought was a good good sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that sounds fun. Yeah, we have so much fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, we were very playful. We were like

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<v Speaker 1>kicking mud on each other. It doesn't sound sexy, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Yeah. Was there any like moments where you

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<v Speaker 1>guys kissed or anything. No, we didn't kiss. I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>But also there was like mud all over my face.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there were a few moments. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just shocked you didn't pull the like hole, let me

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<v Speaker 1>wipe that off your face. Oops. No, I'm kissing you moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, right. I mean, he hits this weird ting

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<v Speaker 1>with my forehead, would like pressed my forehead down, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that was, but it sounds. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds strange whatever he did with your forehead, but

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't quite get it right yet. Is that all

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<v Speaker 1>you guys did was write ATVs? No, So we were

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<v Speaker 1>so hungry afterwards, and we went down because this bar

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<v Speaker 1>he placed down the road. But that's kind of when

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<v Speaker 1>it went a little you know what happened? Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>basically the later was like definitely hitting on me, like

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<v Speaker 1>the entire dates, and it was so rude, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was really uncomfortable, and the energy definitely shifted, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh no, like we're having such a good

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<v Speaker 1>time and like I'm not interested in this waiter at all,

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<v Speaker 1>but I also don't want to be rude to him

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<v Speaker 1>because he's going to spit in our food. So so

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're the waiter was hitting around the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy you went out with, his name is Dean,

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<v Speaker 1>is always sad. Yeah, Deanan, all right? And so did

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<v Speaker 1>he seem upset by the whole thing. He just was

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<v Speaker 1>like he was definitely like not happy and like he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like wasn't as talkative, and I was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, what's up with this later and he just

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<v Speaker 1>was like I don't know. Oh so he just got

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<v Speaker 1>cold and short after everything, Yeah, he did. He got

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<v Speaker 1>so like it was almost like my fault, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>waiter hit on me. You know, it's not your fault.

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<v Speaker 1>And some dudes might take it as a compliment, like

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<v Speaker 1>if waiter was hitting on a girl that I be like, oh, yeah, awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's out with me. Idiots see why he's a

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<v Speaker 1>little like upset about it, Like she didn't tell the

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<v Speaker 1>waiters stop, who cares? Don't you think that's a red flag?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't I barely know the guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I really wanted to give it a second chance. And

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<v Speaker 1>so basically he goes up to pay the bill, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when this freaking waiter who can't take a hint,

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<v Speaker 1>like ask me for my number. It is so obvious

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<v Speaker 1>when people are on a date. Yeah, Like I literally

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<v Speaker 1>like I even like reached over and like held Dean's

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<v Speaker 1>hand on the table like while the waiters like trying

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<v Speaker 1>and hit on me. And I was like, wariously, so

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<v Speaker 1>did you give me your number? Obviously not? No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like that might be a reason he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back if you did give him a number. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really set up at this point. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're kind of being like a block of sorts, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>and I clearly on a date, and no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to give you my number. Then I looked up

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw that Dean like saw the whole thing happening,

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<v Speaker 1>and so now I'm like, oh, does he think that

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<v Speaker 1>I like did give the waiter my number and like,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we got into the card. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>like so awkward and I was like so bummed and

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<v Speaker 1>not returning any of my calls are checked from like

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<v Speaker 1>wondering maybe that's why. Okay, that's yeah, I mean bad start. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's not so much that the waiter was hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on you, but maybe he does think that you gave

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<v Speaker 1>the waiter your number, and that's an understandable reason not

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<v Speaker 1>to call somebody back. Totally. Yeah, And I definitely didn't

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't bring it up because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I fee, that's just going to make me sound guilt here,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just gonna push that it didn't happen. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I don't know the real bomber though, because I

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<v Speaker 1>really liked him and I really thought we hit it

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<v Speaker 1>off and I want to kill this waiter. We'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song and come back and call him. I get

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<v Speaker 1>your second day outdate, Okay, all right, thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hang up, looking jubil in the morning if

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<v Speaker 1>you're just joining us for today's second day to update,

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<v Speaker 1>Cassidy is on the phone and she wants to call

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<v Speaker 1>it a dude named Dean. They went out ATVing, which

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a fun date, and then after that they

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<v Speaker 1>went to go get barbecue, and the only thing that

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<v Speaker 1>she can think of as to why she's not getting

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<v Speaker 1>a callback is that the waiter was hitting on her

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<v Speaker 1>NonStop while she was on a date, and then when

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<v Speaker 1>her date got up to go pay, the waiter actually

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<v Speaker 1>asked for her phone number. She didn't give it to him,

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<v Speaker 1>but she thinks that Dean, the guy she went out with,

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<v Speaker 1>might have thought she actually did give her number to

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<v Speaker 1>the waiter. So we're gonna get him on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and find out if that's what went wrong, and if

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out, Cassidy, that he was just simply jealous

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<v Speaker 1>that the waiter was hitting one, you do you still

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<v Speaker 1>want to date with him? Honestly? Probably not? Kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a major rest flags right, right, but I could see,

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<v Speaker 1>like the phone number thing, if he got confused and

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense, the phone number is fine, but if anything

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<v Speaker 1>else like that's not cool? Right? Okay, Well, I'm gon

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas phone number right now and get him on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and see if we can figure it out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, Hello, I gonna speak to Dean. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Dean. Dean. What's up? Man? How are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how's it going? Um? I'm doing okay, man, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys doing? That's too bad? Yeah, all right, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>See you later. Mental mental check, take care of Dan.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was that was weird. Dean. You have any

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<v Speaker 1>reason why I'm calling you? I haven't. I haven't the

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<v Speaker 1>foggiest Okay, I'm calling you because we do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on our show called the Second Date Update. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard that before or heard of it? I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard of it. I'm not. I don't listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>radio that much. All right. Well, basically, it's where if

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<v Speaker 1>you go out on a date with somebody and don't

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<v Speaker 1>call them back after, they can email us to get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone and figure out what happened. And

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email from somebody named Cassidy oh Man,

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<v Speaker 1>and Cassidy told us about your date, how you guys

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<v Speaker 1>had fun going off roading and then you went to

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<v Speaker 1>a barbecue place. But now you're not calling her back

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<v Speaker 1>and she's confused. Look, yeah, we had fun leading up

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<v Speaker 1>to it, but like, I to be honest, I've I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been I've never had a moment on a date

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<v Speaker 1>before where I was like instantly turned off, but instantly

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<v Speaker 1>turned off. So you know the exact moment that you

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<v Speaker 1>decided you didn't want to go out with her? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell you the exact moment. Okay, we uh

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<v Speaker 1>so we went to like like like a barbecue players

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<v Speaker 1>and the food was good and everything, and the service

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't super great, but uh, you know, she ordered like

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<v Speaker 1>a big plate of wings, like barbecue wings. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>instant turn off, like barbecue awesome. But she got this

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<v Speaker 1>this big plate of wings and she was doing that

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<v Speaker 1>thing where like she kept playing with her phone while

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<v Speaker 1>she was eating, but like that's whatever, but like she

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<v Speaker 1>had barbecue sauce all over her hands and then would

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<v Speaker 1>like grab her phone and then would get the barbecue

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<v Speaker 1>sauce all over the phone screen and then like put

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<v Speaker 1>the phone down and then keep eating the wings and

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<v Speaker 1>then pick her phone up, and like every time she

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<v Speaker 1>picked it up, it was like it was nauseating, like real,

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<v Speaker 1>real gross, and dude, she was like wiping the barbecue

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<v Speaker 1>sauce on her pants. She never used a napkin. You

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<v Speaker 1>were upset that she was using her phone during your date.

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<v Speaker 1>You're upset that she got her phone all greasy with

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue sauce. I said that she's a barbecue monster. Like

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<v Speaker 1>she just had like barbecue sauce all over her hands,

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<v Speaker 1>her pants. Like at one point she like reached out

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<v Speaker 1>to like hold my hands, and there was like barbecue

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<v Speaker 1>sauce on her hand, and it like got barbecue sauce

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<v Speaker 1>all over my hand. All right, So yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I can that's kind of gross. Like why or if

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<v Speaker 1>you're at a barbecue place, gets some wet naps clean

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<v Speaker 1>it up a little bit. There were ample napkins, Like

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<v Speaker 1>there's not an excuse for this. Yeahbecue, You make it

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<v Speaker 1>sound like she was literally bathing in barbecue sauce by

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<v Speaker 1>your description, you know whatever. I don't think shame, but

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, man, that's her sabecue. So it

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<v Speaker 1>was the barbecue sauce. That's the reason you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back. It was just gross, man, Like I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a stickler for like manners or like, you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was just gross. It is if you can't

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<v Speaker 1>handle wiping barbecue sauce off of yourself, like I can't

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<v Speaker 1>trust your hygiene in other ways, you know. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense. Yeah, it can tell something about their character

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<v Speaker 1>as far as hygiene goes. Yeah. Well, Dean, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for being honest and telling us why you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back. Appreciate that. No words. Also, she's on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line. Listen, I want to talk to you. I

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<v Speaker 1>should have told you that. My god. Yeah, I'm kidding

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<v Speaker 1>here right now. No, I'm not Cassidy you there, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. Yeah. Um. First of all, who spokes ample

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<v Speaker 1>wet nap? What a loser? That's what you do. That's

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<v Speaker 1>your comeback is who says ample wet naps? Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like such a loser. I said, ample napkins. Ample's award.

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<v Speaker 1>You could look it up. It's a it's a common

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<v Speaker 1>college every award. Ceriously barbecue sauce. How old people see wings?

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<v Speaker 1>They're gutting down all over. Yeah, while I wipe my

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<v Speaker 1>hands each wing. That stupid. She has a point there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's a lot of wiping. No one expects

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<v Speaker 1>you to wipe your hands after every bite. But like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't touch your phone and smear barbecue sauce all over

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Like eat a few wings and then wipe

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<v Speaker 1>your hands and then use your phone like there's a

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<v Speaker 1>there's an order if you counting the many wing I

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<v Speaker 1>was eating? What it was like I was on a

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<v Speaker 1>day with Rainman? Are you counting my wings? That's I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like only rain Man would want to go on

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<v Speaker 1>another date with you. That's not the only guy that

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to date with me. The waiter wanted to date

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<v Speaker 1>me very clearly, and you said nothing kind of man,

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<v Speaker 1>I was clearly like uncomfortable. You didn't say anything. You

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<v Speaker 1>just sat there eating your ribs with a fork and

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<v Speaker 1>knife like some kind of chocolate at a tea party.

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<v Speaker 1>How is this guy? What? Hey, Mozeltop, You guys can

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<v Speaker 1>have a great barbecue sauce date together, like you and

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<v Speaker 1>this waiter can just drench each other and barbecue sauce

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<v Speaker 1>of like slide around in it like slugs. It'll be

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<v Speaker 1>a really great day. Age sounds. That is such an

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<v Speaker 1>image your phone's coop on it. It It looks like someone

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<v Speaker 1>that does like the cross. Where will they take like

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of loser? You all of this very aggressive

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<v Speaker 1>for barbecue sauce accusations. You guys, barbecue sauce. That's so aggressive,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's so stupid. You're not gonna day because of

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue sauce, Like that's so dumb. Yeah, sorry, I have

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<v Speaker 1>manners and I was raised the right way. It's your

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<v Speaker 1>phone is poop on. I don't want it from you're

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<v Speaker 1>smearing barbecue sauce on everything that your phone has poop

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<v Speaker 1>on it. Mature, mature, Yeah, you're not a man, You're

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<v Speaker 1>like it was like going on a date with like

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<v Speaker 1>a little boy, and I so like little boy. I

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<v Speaker 1>like yes, yes, yes, the finger painting on her phone

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<v Speaker 1>person and wiping her hands on her pants, it's selling me.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a little boy. It's a cell phone. Who

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<v Speaker 1>characterfic a journey, Like that's what it's gonna be. It's

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<v Speaker 1>how in the world. Like, I'm sorry, we canna have

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<v Speaker 1>dinner at the ICU where everything you sanitized every five

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<v Speaker 1>per seconds, Like we'll get you pudding and I'll put

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<v Speaker 1>a bid on you, and I'll put a surgical mask

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<v Speaker 1>on me and ld sole erotic. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>hot second day. What is happening like from barbecue slugs

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<v Speaker 1>to this, I am I'm sorry to know I was

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<v Speaker 1>going on a date with mister OXI clean. I mean like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know you're in a white girl, Like

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<v Speaker 1>where's a white girl? Like the muddy I'm an idiot,

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<v Speaker 1>you're You're right, I'm mister oxy clean. Billy Mays here

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<v Speaker 1>totally turned off, sound like Billy Mays. Actually are you

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Mays Dan, I'm a ghost to Billy mayst three

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<v Speaker 1>lovely payments. You know, I would rather go out with

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Mays than you any day of the week, probably

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<v Speaker 1>leach a wound or something. Now we're talking about too

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<v Speaker 1>much about Billy Mays. Dan. Would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with Cassidy on a second date? We'll pay for it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>she single? Fellows? Wow, I don't think I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be um involved as a guy who has an infinite

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with the sox of the church. So yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say hard tapped. So both you guys are saying no,

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<v Speaker 1>they no second date? All right, Well thanks Cassidy sanitizer.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, good lucky guys. Hopefully you can find

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that matches your lifestyle. You know, somebody dirty enough

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Cassidy and someone who cleaned but has poop

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<v Speaker 1>on their phone like Udine in the morning text into

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<v Speaker 1>eight five, nine and two. It says it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>she needs to date somebody with a few less teeth

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<v Speaker 1>and even less manners. It's broken jewel in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today's second date update. If you didn't hear it,

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<v Speaker 1>Dean wasn't calling this girl named Cassidy back because at

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<v Speaker 1>dinner she had barbecue sauce all over her hands and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like grabbing her phone and not wiping her

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<v Speaker 1>hands off, and it was just disgusting. I guess at

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<v Speaker 1>one point she even tried to hold his hand without

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<v Speaker 1>ever using a napkin to wipe off the barbecue sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was a huge turn off for Dean. Just sloppy,

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<v Speaker 1>nasty barbecue sauce everywhere, and you wouldn't clean your hands

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<v Speaker 1>at all. I didn't think it was that big of

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<v Speaker 1>a deal, and everybody's texting in she's country trash, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I realized I am also country trash. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>sacrifice by roots. I don't know some country trash is

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<v Speaker 1>just like her that doesn't care if the barbecue sauce everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle hang out with her. She accused him of being

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<v Speaker 1>a germophobe, and he thought she just had bad table

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<v Speaker 1>manners and didn't want to go out with her again. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second day update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back. Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewels Direct deposit is up to twelve hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they're calling out a name in just a few

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<v Speaker 1>minutes at eight o'clock