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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember email the show

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Speaker 1: on air at the Jewelshow dot com if you want

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret. And if you do,

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Speaker 1: you're safe to say whatever you want because nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are. Everybody remains anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets a nickname.

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Speaker 1: And that's why the person on the phone, we don't

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Speaker 1: know their real name. But they're gonna tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And I'll say a word than Alex Fresh,

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Speaker 1: We'll say a word than English Semen will say a

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Speaker 1: word and they'll be the name of the person on

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Speaker 1: the phone. So on the phone right now to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. Is tinkle pebbles electricity. Tinkle

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Speaker 1: Pebble's electric That sounds like a hurt. Actually, that sounds painful.

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Speaker 1: That's a bad condition. Hello, Tinkle's pebbles electricity. Hey, how

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Speaker 1: are you good? Probably better than you? Yeah, yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Okay, so this is all right? Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, my wife can never know about this. However,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking this to the grave. Yeah well, um, well,

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Speaker 1: let's get into it here. So this was maybe two

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Speaker 1: Christmases ago. Um, I was at her family's place, her parents' place,

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Speaker 1: and I was just, you know, getting really drunk with

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Speaker 1: her with her brother, my brother in law, down in

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Speaker 1: the living room. Okay, you guys made out. No, Hey,

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Speaker 1: we've all been there. Okay. So, um, you know, first

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Speaker 1: of all, you know, we're drinking in the living room

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Speaker 1: and you know, you know, I'm having a good time.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to go upstairs to go to bed.

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Speaker 1: We're staying in one of the bedrooms upstairs. Um. So

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Speaker 1: let me, you know, go back to a step here

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Speaker 1: and just say that my wife and her mother are

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Speaker 1: very similar looking. Oh, I think I know where this

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Speaker 1: is going. So you know, the same old, same hair color,

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Speaker 1: same you know, you know. So, um, I'm going upstairs

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Speaker 1: the end of the night. You know, I'm feeling pretty tipsy,

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Speaker 1: but I'm you know, I'm also you know, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the mood. You know, I bet you are. So I

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Speaker 1: go to the bedroom, Um that I believe my wife

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Speaker 1: is in here. Um, and uh, you know, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to go, you know, if you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I think I think I do. So

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Speaker 1: I climb into bed and, uh, you know, snuggle up.

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Speaker 1: In About two seconds into that snuggle, I realized that

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Speaker 1: I am not in bed with my wife? And how

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Speaker 1: did you realize that? Yeah? Um, well she turned and

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Speaker 1: said something and I'm like, uh, you're like, honey, must

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Speaker 1: have been the most awkward time in your entire life. Yea,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? Well? I threw my clothes back on.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell I'm sure you told your wife? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. Me and her mom were just like,

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Speaker 1: this never happened, Never speak of this. Oh wait, where

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Speaker 1: did you say your wife was sleeping? Yeah, she's sleeping

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Speaker 1: in the other bedroom. I went into the wrong door

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Speaker 1: because you were hammered. Why could you not tell your wife? Though? Like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was an accident. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: was essentially down to my birthday suit at this point, so,

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Speaker 1: you know, with her mom, so I could just feel

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Speaker 1: like I so I just put into the wrong door,

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Speaker 1: and I just wouldn't in late in that freaking bed

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Speaker 1: with your mom. How funny is that? Leave that birthday

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Speaker 1: sit out out? Yeah? But no, everyone would find that

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Speaker 1: funny because if you're naked, I just said, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I could leave that part out though, like

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Speaker 1: you'd have to tell that part why you never know?

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Speaker 1: She's like, well, I mean they look like maybe she

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Speaker 1: thought I was going for it. I don't know, so

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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not so so you guys just made

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Speaker 1: an agreement not to talk about it. She's probably grossed

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Speaker 1: out too, Yeah, oh for sure turned on and she's

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Speaker 1: like I can't. Yeah, so every Christmas now that we

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Speaker 1: go back to that house, I make sure to take

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Speaker 1: it easy on the drinks and know exactly where my

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Speaker 1: wife is. Smart move, yeah, maybe turn her location on

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Speaker 1: or something. Thanks for telling us a little secret. Thanks

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