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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This. I'm your host, Kevin. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's Kevin Pollock. What's that? Yes? I do think we

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Speaker 1: need to take precautions to avoid being infected by COVID nineteen,

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Speaker 1: but I also think we should stop behaving as if

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Speaker 1: eleven million zombies are running at us. Everyone chilled with

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Speaker 1: buying all the toilet paper and water. Please, it's going

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Speaker 1: to be played to a loudspeaker, by the way, when

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Speaker 1: everyone's dying. Also, also take solace in knowing that my

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Speaker 1: fellow Jews and I, if not all Hypochontracts, have been

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Speaker 1: waiting a lifetime for this. It's not easy complaining about

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Speaker 1: nothing your entire life, But now I've got something real.

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Speaker 1: Ifuse expression those of mine and mine alone, Kevin poll

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Alchemists, Shall we know? Partict lorder say,

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Speaker 1: how do you pooh? To Caroline Cartter? Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline. Um,

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Speaker 1: if you were a cat, what would your favorite treat be? Oh? Um,

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Speaker 1: the cheese on, like cheese chips. Yeah, I was picking

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Speaker 1: my eyes the cheese on, not your cheese chips, just

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Speaker 1: the cheese. Yeah, that's what my cat used to like.

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Speaker 1: Stay away, from the chip itself. Yeah, you licked the

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Speaker 1: cheese off Gena's cat. He's dead now, having nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with the cheese. Who knows? Who knows? Stop the

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Speaker 1: press is It's James Heeney, Jim, Jim, what's your favorite pie?

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Speaker 1: My favorite pie? I like if this is embarrassing, but

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Speaker 1: you know I don't get the pies I want all

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Speaker 1: the time, but the one. I'm asking you what your

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Speaker 1: favorite pie is, So in this scenario you can have

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Speaker 1: any pie. James, Chicago Deep Dish. That's why you don't

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Speaker 1: deserve the pies you want all the time. That is

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Speaker 1: such the correct man to check your window. It's Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: Christopher the mystifer. What's the last bodied part you clean

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Speaker 1: when showering? The last through the order? What are we

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Speaker 1: doing last? I mean probably feed yeah, feed area toes, yeah, toes.

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Speaker 1: Scrub him up nice. Yeah. I'm a big fund guy though,

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Speaker 1: like clean guy, I like to get in there and

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Speaker 1: do the thing. I knew you were there. I really,

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Speaker 1: I really really really can't move forward with that, just

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Speaker 1: quickly quickly mentioning that James Heeney has two ridiculously superpowered

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Speaker 1: over caffeinated drinks. In front of him, and I'm scared

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Speaker 1: for his help. He's one of them, and one of

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Speaker 1: them may made the mistake. I don't even know how

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Speaker 1: to open this. The top of it's weird and childlock

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Speaker 1: for him. They know that he shouldn't have it. It's

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Speaker 1: not a normal top to a drink, and now I

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Speaker 1: can't have it till the end. I think pace yourself

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Speaker 1: is what you're no more calls. It's Craig Katkowski. What's

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Speaker 1: in the following locations would you travel to if given

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Speaker 1: the opportunity to visit only one? Antarctica? Kill Kenny Ireland

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Speaker 1: or James and he's kitchen for hashbrown Okay Ben to

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Speaker 1: kill Kenny hash Browns there um Antarctica is tempting, tempting

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Speaker 1: going away. I mean it's minus forty you know fahrenheit.

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Speaker 1: You know it's it's very dangerous. But I think there's

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Speaker 1: something about the rawness of the landscape. The answer to

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Speaker 1: the Antarctica even consider it's willing to commit. And that's

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Speaker 1: why I asked him that question. Uh, and last, but

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Speaker 1: may you are sliding screen door be unable to lock

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Speaker 1: if you think at least it's Joey Greer, Joe blow

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Speaker 1: it out your pie hole. Complete the following. Colonel Muskard

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Speaker 1: in the library with the two prostitutes, with the two prosts.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing it there, hotel us,

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Speaker 1: I can't. There's kids, there's kids who watched this. Done kids, Jamesons,

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Speaker 1: you set up a camera again that we don't know about,

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Speaker 1: not today, but I've actually got for the Patreons. I

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Speaker 1: then there's another recording. I'm gonna put that one up

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Speaker 1: infectious energy of your group many a time at help

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Speaker 1: me through dark times like when my lambo was parked

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Speaker 1: love a little update. Still enjoying the patron v i

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Speaker 1: P perks. Recently I saw this news are a cool

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Speaker 1: came across my feed where a local police department has

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Speaker 1: offered to inspect or test anyone's meth for COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Of course, my assumption is that they'll immediately be arrested,

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Speaker 1: but who knows. I'd love to see a scene where

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Speaker 1: we see the people either show up to have their

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Speaker 1: drugs tested, or maybe the conference room where the police

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Speaker 1: are brainstorming these sorts of ideas. Keep up the great work,

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah, ETCETERA day from spring Field, Missoura. Look, Cherry,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go up to them. I'm gonna ask the look.

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Speaker 1: They're here to protect and service. All right, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know we're to get you. Pick me up? All right?

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Speaker 1: All right? Here, put on this hat? Okay, this here? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you look good? All right, come on, follow me here

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Speaker 1: we are Can I help you? Hello, officer, officers, we

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Speaker 1: are we're freaking out. We are two businessmen. We found

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Speaker 1: something in the street. This this package, this white We

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Speaker 1: don't know so work from out of town? You guys

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Speaker 1: an improv group? What's happening? What's improv? It sounds like

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Speaker 1: a low form of art. Is your friend? Okay? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Well? So we're businessman, as you can tell

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Speaker 1: by his tie in his hat, and we were trying

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Speaker 1: to make a business deal and we found this white substance.

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Speaker 1: You were trying to make it do a business deal? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And we found this white substance in this little baggie

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Speaker 1: here and he ingested it accidentally, So we may have

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Speaker 1: ourselves a nine one one. Well, yes, maybe what we

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Speaker 1: were hoping you could test this to see if this

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Speaker 1: stuff is pure. Yeah, let's do that. Great, thank you.

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Speaker 1: To get back to the last on the streets and

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Speaker 1: intuition a university. Well, how do you think I'm gonna test?

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Speaker 1: I thought maybe you had like a little you know,

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Speaker 1: like Okay, okay, you're tasting it? Is that pure? Is it?

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Speaker 1: It's a low grade meth? Okay, great, we'll take that

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Speaker 1: back from me. You have, I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: keep an eye on this. Is that all you needed? No,

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Speaker 1: he has a couple of questions for him. What's up, ghostboy?

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Speaker 1: Duncan listen? Okay, I've understanding you've been taking certain drugs

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Speaker 1: what's the problem. What's the problem is you're getting high

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Speaker 1: at your post? Yeah? Alright, now everyone knows you get

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Speaker 1: high on meth by David, your little pinky getting a wet,

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Speaker 1: don't think everyone knows that they I think everyone that

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Speaker 1: we've had a pretty good p s A program going

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Speaker 1: on to all these different schools and all different churches,

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Speaker 1: so people should know. If they don't know, we need

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Speaker 1: to get on. I didn't see the p s A.

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Speaker 1: Do you have one on you? Yeah? Actually I do

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Speaker 1: on your phone. Yeah. Let me just play the video here. Now,

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Speaker 1: theater here. We actually got a famous actor to do this,

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Speaker 1: So check this out. Drugs, Hi, have you ever been

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Speaker 1: you lit the fire to do the drugs, it would

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Speaker 1: be hot enough to kill the virus. Well, good news.

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Speaker 1: Now hold on one second, now I understand you talking

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Speaker 1: about virus inside the drugs. Okay, alright, so just so

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Speaker 1: So he's trying something new. He's got new Disney movie

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Speaker 1: coming out where he plays a worm, so he's in character,

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Speaker 1: but just just the virus thing. It's don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: He brings it up a lot. Don't worry about it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just okay, let me just continue. Actually, let me rewind

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Speaker 1: it from the Have you ever been doing drugs and

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Speaker 1: wondered to yourself? Is it pure? Will this virus be

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Speaker 1: And is? These are definitely pure drugs? Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: You definitely don't need to go and get it tested.

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Speaker 1: What kind of worm is he playing in a Disney movie?

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Speaker 1: He's playing a Safarian worm. It's this made up thing

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Speaker 1: from the Wizard of Oz. You it's part of the companium,

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Speaker 1: uh and a companium And so it's Disney Plus. Do

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Speaker 1: it's streaming straight to video. You know what I'm confused

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Speaker 1: by is Hulu Plus? What do you mean? Why the plus?

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't have a Hula Plus doesn't? Are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I am serious? What paying nineteen dollars a month? A

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Speaker 1: sergeant Duncan you left the desk empty? And do you

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Speaker 1: know about this Hulu Plus? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I got Hulu.

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Speaker 1: Plus you can get FX on there like the whole efs,

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Speaker 1: you know, back catalog like Niptuck. My wife and our

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Speaker 1: big Niptuck fans. You get Niptuck? Are you serious? You

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Speaker 1: can't get You prefer the Nip Nip of the two

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Speaker 1: main guys. I like Nip, yeah the better. But Tuck

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Speaker 1: this guy brought some hair, this substance body to see

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Speaker 1: if it's heroin. Oh, and let me check it up.

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Speaker 1: I think you got to shoot it up. Oh shit, really,

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Speaker 1: I think feelin before. I think it's just why do

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Speaker 1: you shoot it up? No, George, don't you shoot it up? No? No,

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Speaker 1: The only way to know, I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: there was a Niptuck when when a guy guy I

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Speaker 1: went right to Nip, he went to nip. Don't spoil anything,

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Speaker 1: don't spoil anything, year old, I don't care, no listen,

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Speaker 1: Razor Blade, I mean no disrespect. We love your product.

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Speaker 1: Just some of the guys on the street are a

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Speaker 1: little worried that maybe it's not as up to par

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Speaker 1: as it could be up to the highest standards. Perhaps,

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Speaker 1: I just got such a runny nose. It's wooey and

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Speaker 1: us is this guy? I've got the same problem you have.

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Speaker 1: my drugs when I make them, they're dirty. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: good for us. Anyone got a clean X, he's go listen.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, raised blade. I hate to do this, but

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Speaker 1: And that scene seemed to come from Colin or reading coupemists.

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Speaker 1: that's our best review yet. My work involves me walking

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Speaker 1: some bad drugs. Fuck you, parking enforcement, you're fascist. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: a question for you? Well? You talk to customers like that?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, pop up? Why don't you just sell them

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Speaker 1: a good how many things? If I just go home?

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Speaker 1: If I just go home, I can fix it? Fix it? Okay? Okay, Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: and then no nope, okay, come on, vampires, cats are

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Speaker 1: listen you want. We can't have assholes like you put

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Speaker 1: that's really tight on my arm. For I'm gonna let

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Speaker 1: Do we have an understanding? Yeah? You tapped into a

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Speaker 1: I've got. I don't give a shit about your cats.

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Speaker 1: What I care about is you fucking with the meters

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Speaker 1: because the meters go deep. It was just one quarter goes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm you're kind of breaking up. You said

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Speaker 1: I'm getting married. Oh my god, he's getting Mary on

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Speaker 1: does he want money? Why? Anything? He just doesn't need money.

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Speaker 1: Oh he doesn't need that. Your dad wants to know

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Speaker 1: How much? Kill you? Fascist? I don't worry about what

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Speaker 1: is he saying about the money? I could you? I

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Speaker 1: could use like two I said that, dope. Do don't

415
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Speaker 1: even avoid baby Jesus Christ, I'm enjoying it. Do you

416
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Speaker 1: like that? Ship? We don't stop let's just go to

417
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: let's go okay, Hello, oh ship, Carl. Wait wait, Jerry, Jeremy,

418
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Hi buddy? You said you come in? Carl,

419
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you're seeing Let me get to let

420
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 1: me get to. Hey, come in. Do you want something

421
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: to drink? You want um to sit? You wanna watch

422
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 1: a movie? We want to? Should I keep recording this

423
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: or no? We can kind of make it cool. Jerman

424
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: lied to me. You said you guys weren't a couple. Oh,

425
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 1: we're not. You guys were just making love. Well, we

426
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: don't use the L word here, right, Janet just pounding

427
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: it hard. We're pounding it hard. She likes the pound

428
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: and I like the pound. Carl. You get that. Jenna.

429
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: I heard you've been talking about me a lot. Yeah,

430
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: a little bit and blushing now I am. Yeah. I

431
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 1: know it's been a year since we were together. But listen,

432
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you do this. Camera guy follow me.

433
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: I want to shave my fridge. Look, this is happened

434
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Speaker 1: to you. I don't know. Oh my god, you would

435
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: do the her. It will there be something in there eventually, Yeah,

436
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: that will be a ring in there eventually. But this

437
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: is the case. I could only afford the case. But

438
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: just imagine a ring in there and then that ring

439
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: going on your finger. I'm waiting for some money from

440
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: my mom. Of course she's still doing that. Yeah, that's

441
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: really nice of hers. Your dad he's a bastard. Yeah, um, sorry,

442
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: this is so. I wasn't expecting this at all. I

443
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: was like just having sex with ray I saw yeah,

444
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: um yeah, but yes you will, Yeah, I'll do it.

445
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: So welcome to the gang. What we do around here

446
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: is we go when we put a little quarters instead

447
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:40,719
Speaker 1: of meeters, not regular sized quarters, little quarters. Alright, you

448
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: mean dimes. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

449
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't know what you think tidy quarters.

450
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: He's dimes. That was with this guy for a while.

451
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait a second, wait a second, it's you know,

452
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: he said, Wait a second, I've got a rash and

453
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: contains really well underneath my shirt. Open it up. The

454
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: flakes will get really close to your eyes. Alight. We

455
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: need not contagious. It's just flaky engross. Oh, it's only

456
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: contagious when I take my clothes off. Give him lesson,

457
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: you know what? What's what's the disease called you know,

458
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: I'd rather not say make it up. You should know

459
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: in case one of us have contracted it already. Banana,

460
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: banana leprosy, that's worth banana. I have banana. Last year

461
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: you did left lost my legs. Yeah, look at her.

462
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: We should at least take a look at the rest

463
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: so we can identify. I'm looking at your chart here

464
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: and I don't have great news. I'm afraid. Could you

465
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: share this news with me when the mob is not

466
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: with me? I think everyone should probably hear this. We

467
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: care about yours. Don't know if we really want to

468
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: have you brought them well, they made me bring that out.

469
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: They want to die. If it's bad news, yeah, I'm

470
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: gonna whack you. You You understand it's not bad bad if

471
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: it's banana. You gotta be straight forward with us, all right.

472
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: It'sa like I don't think go into the bathroom and

473
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: shove the wire up your ass. Okay, guys, I need

474
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: to use the P I get P I gotta, I gotta,

475
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: I gotta. I just need to alone. I don't think

476
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: you should be alone. Spirally, we should all go in

477
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Let's go with you. Stay away from the

478
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: P a Okay, okay, listen to me. I'm in your ear.

479
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna die. You're probably gonna die. If anything

480
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: you want to say, say it now. I'm not alone.

481
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: Oh I know we we know you do. I can't

482
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: say yes, you can. You can say okay, I gotta

483
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: be okay, we'll come into the stall with you. Pleasely

484
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: gonna die. You're probably gonna die. Stop actually stop? Okay, alright,

485
00:28:55,240 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: what's up your stuf? Me? Maybe you you know what?

486
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: Let me a couple of sheets? Okay, here you go.

487
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: I was kidding. Can I get more than a couple

488
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: of Okay? All right, here's here's the rules. Just honestly,

489
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: it's just connected. So you're not alone. I've got a

490
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: several several crown men. Wody. Yeah, I'm better now, it's good. Yeah,

491
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: I had the thing you have. I had a thing

492
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: in my anal canal. Oh my god, had a remotely

493
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm going freely. It's important that we get them to

494
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: admit to some of these crimes before you die. You

495
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: don't think that we already? Agent Lawson? Are you effing

496
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: my eyehole? Right now? What the hell is this? I've

497
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: got sixteen hours of a guy shitty, no audio, sir,

498
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yes, sir, No, sir, I got nothing.

499
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: I got no case. You want me to try the

500
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Gambingo family. No, no, sir, right, no, sir. I need something.

501
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: I need some con Okay. I need to know how

502
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: they're putting those tiny quarters into those machines. Sir, tonight,

503
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: just give me just tonight, it's going down. Detective Carter,

504
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: if you could just answer the lawyer's question, please, that's

505
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: why you've been sworn in. Speak as truthfully as you

506
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: can about what you did and didn't hear. Okay? Is

507
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: that what? Now's answer that question? Or I thought the

508
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: lawyer was gonna ask me. The lawyer has just asked

509
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: you to let the jurors know what it is you

510
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: did here on the fifteen hours I heard on the

511
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: fifteen hours of tape for the game Bingo need to

512
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: be called the whole thing. Just tell the jurors what

513
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: I heard people talking. Oh my god, people talk? Are

514
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: people talking about the quarters? I heard people talking about

515
00:30:51,560 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: banana and so uh, let the record show. Let the record. Counsel,

516
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: did you have any direct questions for the witness? Yeah?

517
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: I got a question, thank you? Who the fuck do

518
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: you think you are? Answer the question? Is that the question?

519
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: Answer the question? Look at me and want some water?

520
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: Have some water? You think I said just too much ice? Well,

521
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: if you let it sit, it will become water, it'll overflow.

522
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: Answer the question with the fuck do you think you are?

523
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: Now it's been repeated. I think I am the son

524
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: of a farmer. I think I'm the daughter of a welder.

525
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: I think you are the son of Antonio Gambingo. And

526
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: I think you've been in this deep deep for a

527
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: very long time. Am I right? You have to answer.

528
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: You've been given anough this one, and so go ahead

529
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: and answer. Yes, ladies and gentlem into the jerry. He

530
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: is the son of Antonio again, being he's in the

531
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: gam bigger family. He tried to sell me a ring

532
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: or your dad kept beating you order order. Do you

533
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: have any more questions for the witness? Uh? No, very well,

534
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: the questioning to recess for lunch early today, and uh

535
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,479
Speaker 1: please do not speak about what you witnessed here in

536
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: the courtroom while you're at lunch. And Jimmy's is great

537
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: right around the corner there. Although the pickles tend to

538
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: be a little tired. I think that was great. I

539
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: think I think that one really good. Yeah, yeah, I

540
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: think that was really really good. Who had the tuna fish?

541
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: H I only have one, so you can have it? Yeah,

542
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: yeah you have. They cut it in half. Do you

543
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: want to just know? So you should have a whole

544
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: sand that's a nice ring. It's a nice ring. Thank you.

545
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: I got it from my ex boyfriend. We're getting married. Yeah,

546
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: so current boyfriend, no, current fiance, yes, exactly, ex boyfriend,

547
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. Yeah. I'm sorry to interrupt your meal. Are

548
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: you the detective that's on trial right now? Yes, yes,

549
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: it's you're doing such a good job. I'm atur thank you.

550
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: I just gotta be honest. I can't keep my eyes

551
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: off of you. Do you mind if I sit and

552
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: eat with you? Number four? Hey, yeah, i've been seeing

553
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: you all. I've just been watching the case. Um yeah

554
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: from the courtroom. I think he's innocent. Huh innocent? Yeah? Maybe?

555
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: Excuse me, folks, if anybody's driving a gray niece on

556
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: they're about to tow it out front? Is anyone driving

557
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: a great nie? Clearly not? But thanks? Okay, yeah, what

558
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: do you drive? By the way, I drive a great niece.

559
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: It's it couldn't be. It could be. It couldn't be mine.

560
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: I always paid the meter. No one here fully not

561
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: me driving. They're hooking. I can see they're hooking it

562
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: up right now. Check on your is your license plate eight?

563
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: L O M three one two? Yes, that is? What's

564
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: a personalized license? Okay, what does that mean? What is

565
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: it again? L O M three one two? Is your

566
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: personalized license? I mean? Alam? Is your car? You check

567
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: on the My name is Alam. Yeah, No, it's so folks.

568
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: They're telling it now. So just check on the car.

569
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: See if it is. I always beed my meter. They're

570
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: sucking the car up. Man. Actually, you know there's games

571
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: going on with tiny quarters that will feed your meter

572
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: for you. So that's not what's happening in your car.

573
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: It didn't happen for you. It didn't happen for you.

574
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: They're towing the car. Anyway. I hope you had a

575
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: great hell get My name is Alas to see three

576
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: comes from Patroon v I. P. Jordan's, who wrote for

577
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: Kevin's Only j A group of college students take their

578
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: first hits of acid, but they were sold fake acid.

579
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: Much love Jordan's love being a part of the Patreon.

580
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: Jordan's uh so, how long does this normally take to

581
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: kick in? You know, in my experience, way less time

582
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: than this. Yeah, it's my guess is it's just bunk acid?

583
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: We should do? You want to just take the rest?

584
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: What did you see? What happens bunk acid? Bunk acid?

585
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: Have you never had any bunk acid? This is my

586
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: first time doing acid. Well, let me tell you, typically

587
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: you'd feel it within fifteen Where did you get Where

588
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: did I get? The same guy? I always get the

589
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: acid from what's his name? I can't give you his name?

590
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: Why not? Because I'm the guy who hooks you guys up?

591
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: How guy like three years and it's always been good. Yeah,

592
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: he goes through to Paul University's got a micro scott.

593
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: This is an anomaly. Yeah, my guesses is it probably

594
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: my tripping right now? Are you because I don't feel

595
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,479
Speaker 1: it yet? Hey, you guys just say you know fake

596
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: couches playing on the Green stage about twenty minutes. I

597
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: love fake couch. Why are you telling us? I just

598
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: want everyone to know. Man, let the festival love be forever.

599
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: Do you work at the festival. No, I'm just a

600
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: guy who loves the festival. Member going for six years.

601
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: I love it, man, I love it. Man, love it.

602
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: Do you have a breakdown of all the bands in

603
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: what stages now? Oh? Yeah, man, that guy burned in

604
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: my memory stage from sixty five to seven fifteen. It's

605
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: gonna be funk Couches, right, and then fake Couches. I

606
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: think that's what it is, is burning my memory. Man,

607
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: do you have any extra acid? To have any extra acid? Yeah? Yeah,

608
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: I got it out tape to my chest. Oh okay,

609
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: so you'll tell him may that at the same festival

610
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: you booked Fake County, Fake Couch and fun Couches. Yeah.

611
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: It was an accident. It was an accident. Okay, look,

612
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: you're the best. Everyone knows that I'm in fake Couch.

613
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: We know fake couches. But Funk Couches is sucking here.

614
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: They're in a different stage at a different time. Wait,

615
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: we're both on the green stage. You're bother on the

616
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: green stage. Shit, if any idea? How confused people are

617
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 1: gonna get okay about this? We're the exact same genre

618
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 1: of music. I know. We have two names that begin

619
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: with an F and his C. The word couches in

620
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: both of our names. I know. Okay, how about this.

621
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: We're British. Have you spoken to the lead singer of

622
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,959
Speaker 1: Funk Couches. I talk to them. He's a great guy.

623
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: I don't talk. I don't give a fuck what he says.

624
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna fucking throw anything if those facts again by

625
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: play people very similar? Now where no you fucking Tim Couch? Alright,

626
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 1: listen to me, what a fucking similar fucking study spoken

627
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: to him? He's a nice guy. Spiking that boy again

628
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: his trailer doors next to your keeps saying that. Or

629
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: you tell my brother there's no way, there's no way

630
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: in there. I'm going to talk to him. Okay, all right,

631
00:37:54,760 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: all right, you tell my brother will fight them all happen.

632
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: You guys are brothers anymore. I didn't know that a

633
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: little bit more. I Tim and Tom. I want you

634
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: to learn this instrument. I want you to play it

635
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: every day. All right. You've got the piano, you've got

636
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: the guitar. Okay, yes, thank you for that. All Right,

637
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: we're going to start with We're going to start with

638
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 1: a very simple song. Right. It's one that I wrote

639
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: about your mother. It's called Hey Nice. Okay, let's start

640
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: from the beginning. Do you sing it? You're singing. If

641
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: you'd like or I need you to play, I'm going

642
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: to sing the main line. You've seen the army. I'm

643
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: not gonna say almost sing the main now you see,

644
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: I'll just bloody said that. I've got to sing the

645
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: main line. Start drawing. I started. You're both great musicians.

646
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: Everyone likes your saying I run away. I think I

647
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: am starting to feel it. Yeah. Yeah, it's not really

648
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: feel it or see it, but I'm kind of hearing

649
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: an echo. Yeah, is that what that is? The hands

650
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: over my ears? Sorry, Hey, I'm sorry to bother you guys.

651
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: That seems like you're all having a good time. I

652
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: just gotta just let you all know. There's some some

653
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: some bunk acid has been going around. Think that's what

654
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: it's called. When you say bunk, do you mean not

655
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: effective or poisonous? I mean a hundred percent poisonous. Yeah,

656
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: it's been nosed bananas. Yeah, so people dropping legs. If

657
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: you look out there, you can see people just limping around.

658
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: You work at the festival? I do? I do work

659
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: at the festival. What do you do? I'm a vendor?

660
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: How come you don't have any like official nothing? You

661
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: under undercover? I don't know you fed. No, I'm not okay,

662
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: you're a I'm a judge. I could spot a man's

663
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: warehouse suit from a mile away. I'm gonna judge. What

664
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: are you doing at the festival? No, I wanted to

665
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: hear okame here to see Tim and Tom play for

666
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: the first time on the same stage. Years. Fake couch

667
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: and funk couch are gonna be I mean, that's the

668
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: word on the street, on the street, but a lot

669
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 1: of people are also dying from the bunk ascid. Okay,

670
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: one more time, gentlemen, one more time. Hold on, We're

671
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: gonna go to the playlist. Okay, all right, okay, fake couch.

672
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 1: You guys will get song number one with a nice

673
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: all right, okay, Paul. The blood is the only why

674
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on st is if we play the

675
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: exact same time our ound different playlists. What if what

676
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: if you both played your number one hit, which is

677
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: hey nice, simultaneously, so nobody's nobody's ahead of anybody else.

678
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: It's the same time. You take the main line on yours,

679
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: you take the mainline on yours. I'll have to talk

680
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,439
Speaker 1: to the rest of my band. That sounds fair. Fun

681
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: Couch my band is all made of holograms, so it's

682
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: just me really then, yeah, I've touched on my fucking

683
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 1: band band. Okay, okay, hey, have a bottle of water.

684
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: Thank you? Is you want to to split up attle

685
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: of what you wants to shad? What this festival means

686
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 1: a lot to me? Okay, I'm a first time promoter,

687
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: and I was very lucky to get I know, but

688
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: not really, because now the fans get to see what

689
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: they've always wanted to see, funk couch and fake couch

690
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: and at least telling me that all the festival goers

691
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: are on legitimate acid. It's the only way my music works. Yeah,

692
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what my music works. It's people on acid. Look,

693
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: I've got a band full of animatronic bears, right yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, Oh,

694
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: mine are just holograms and prints. Right Listen, I have

695
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: a narc out there. He's getting to find out if

696
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: there's good drugs are not? So just all right, good yeah, okay,

697
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: all right, right, good? Hey, Hey, so, how how's it?

698
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: How's it going with all the all the people out there?

699
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: Do they know you're a narc? No, I'm dressing I'm

700
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: dressed like a tree. Okay, good, So no one's really

701
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: talking to me because I look like a fucking tree.

702
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: That's good though, that's good. So what's the word. I

703
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: feel like an idiot. You said you had a really

704
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: good narc job for me. I said, awesome, and then

705
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: he gave me a tree costume. Well, this is the

706
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: Woods Festival, I know, I know at the damn festival

707
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: is I'm pissed. What can I do? Okay? What what?

708
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: Take me out of this damn tree cost cannot do that?

709
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: Why not? I want to talk to the people. Were

710
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 1: good with people. So what have you heard so far? Huh?

711
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: I can't hear anything through my damn leaves and branches,

712
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: so you don't know if bunk acid or good acid cheese? Christ?

713
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: All right, fine, get out of the tree costumes came

714
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: here and here put this on? Put this? What the fun?

715
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: That tree just burnt to you? Google goggas. This is

716
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: my first time out as a human who wants to

717
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: talk to me? It's so good A hello Woods. Hello,

718
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: we are fake coach. We are funk couch and together

719
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: we are fake funk coach. J think I must be

720
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: tripping O. Nice hey guice, nice nice you look like

721
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: my mom my, beautiful moms. Incle you're looking at very nice. Hello,

722
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Oh gentlemen, that was great, That

723
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: was great. That was really something special out there. Bad news,

724
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: bad news what you're saying. I didn't even that incredible

725
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: have bad news you say? Nobody really heard it because

726
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: everyone's been taking punk acid and people were pretty much

727
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: dying out there during your seth. God, you fucking tell

728
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: you this right now. Now he's ever gonna again. Let

729
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: it was my first festival, and let me just shine.

730
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: They smite all rong, being so condescending, be nice to be.

731
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard day. Everyone out there is fucking dead.

732
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: Had amatronic bears attack all the cute pitches getting to

733
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: its time? Are you ready to learn your second song? Then? Yes, ready,

734
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 1: the name of this one is look over there, look

735
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: over there, and then when we look over there, will

736
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: see the title and see your mum. You're long dead, mom.

737
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: She's it's been preserved perfectly right. She's smiling at you.

738
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: She likes the way you play. You and the piano,

739
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: you and the guitar. Is it a way to make

740
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: a blink? And now? Yeah, sure you don't go to blink.

741
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: Take some of this then, okaya going to get more

742
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: me to blink? Is this bunk? Now? It's quite cool.

743
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: It's good. Good. They're going to make your mother blink, right,

744
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: she's blinking it. It's like she's alive. Wow. But I'd

745
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: like to say to her. I want to say that, mom,

746
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: do you have any questions for it? She can hear you.

747
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: If me and Tom ever break up as a band,

748
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: you know, make it count there, then let me think about.

749
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: Let me just shoot off the hip. Uh uh, let's see.

750
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,760
Speaker 1: Let's see. I got a question for you. Ye, Mom?

751
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 1: Did that kill you? Yes? I thought so? Right, So

752
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: you got that one at the door, all right, yeah?

753
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 1: What else would you like that? I mean when we

754
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 1: were little boys and all that. Uh, that was when

755
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: some master question found out about I've had that actually

756
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: murdered the mom. You know we've heard that. We've heard that. Yeah,

757
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: but you know, it's amazing getting back to get back

758
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: for all these years. It was nice. That was nice. Well,

759
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: we're happy to have you here on eighty nine point nine.

760
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: Casey r w W. All right, take it away with

761
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: your live set. I think we all want to hear Frank,

762
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: everyone hears as you can see, is packed in the office.

763
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: We all want to hear. Hey nice acoustic. That was

764
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: a little unplugged, Thank you, thank you. We've changed the

765
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: lyrics a little bit because working together and all inspired

766
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: us to do something most different. Oursaults kind reflect what's

767
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: going on in our lives. We appreciate that. Here at

768
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: eight point nine case Hong Kong. Everybody knows your call

769
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 1: letters at this point. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Did you

770
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,439
Speaker 1: guys change the title of the name of the band

771
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: or is it still Figure? Yeah? Yeah, Now it's because

772
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 1: it can't be fake couch. It can't be funk couch.

773
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: So we decided to change our name to Turtle Community,

774
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: and that's what we are. It's still kind of a

775
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: working title. Well, we've started it. We made share it.

776
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: I learn a Turtle Community, Ladies and gentlemen, the world

777
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: premiere Turtle Community of doing their song. Hey nice at

778
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: a point nine case stop it nice nice, We'll look

779
00:47:52,080 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: it off. Beautiful. Mom, oh my god, nice to commune.

780
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: Want to say you did such a great job at

781
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: the festivals that tree stuff. You don't have to wear

782
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: the tree costume anymore. You're done. What I want to

783
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: see if you wanted to maybe do another festival for me.

784
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: Don't have to wear this damn thing. You have to

785
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: wear a different damn thing. What is it? A fish? Yeah,

786
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: I want to be a big fish. Yeah, you're doing

787
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: the undercover jobs. Yes, I'll do anything. Just pay me,

788
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: pay me and pay me and smack. Okay, I just

789
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: killed my sister in law. See three. That is our

790
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: show for this day. I want to thank all the alchemists, uh,

791
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: starting with Mr Chris Alvarado. Chris always a pleasure. Tell

792
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: folks how they might be able to find you, either

793
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: on the socials or live performing around town things. I

794
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: love this show. By the way, Yeah, as Alverado everywhere.

795
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: I think I tweeted once last year, so Twitter is

796
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: not a big thing for me. A lot of new

797
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: puppy content. I got a new puppy, so a lot

798
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: of new puppy content on my Instagram. His name is

799
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: Sunny McLean. We were in Santa Monty and we saw

800
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: this Irish park and so we said, exactly right, Uh,

801
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: and really I want to run the world to just

802
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: be hey, nice, nice sweet Caroline Cotter. Yeah, um, I

803
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm at Cotter poop. I guess I need

804
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: a hobby or something. I think horseback. Yeah, I guess

805
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: I'll get horseback. Thank you, write them, don't write them. Yeah,

806
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: whatever I'll see, I'll get an opinion. Craig Kakowski at

807
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: Kakowski on Twitter, see Kakowski on Instagram. My dogs are

808
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: doing great, and uh, listen to Oasis who are in

809
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: no way the basis for for Tim and Tom and

810
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: when you can, folks. So I hope to hear the

811
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: number one favorite film on Craigslist. I really just got

812
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: to convince my wife to watch it. First. Let's say

813
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: it's a three hour movie about the Holocaust. There you go. Uh.

814
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if that narrows it down at all.

815
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: Dr James. You can find a lot of stuff about

816
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: me on various review sites, and this one's from leftist

817
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: my Legs Gray. I don't know what it means, but

818
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: five star review. It's just just for James, is the title. Well,

819
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm too poor for Patreon, but I will support through

820
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: a review for whatever it's worth. It's worth it all.

821
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: Thank you that came into you personally or to the podcast.

822
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: It well, it's for the podcast, but I just read

823
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: the reviews and I would say one third of the

824
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: reviews on the podcast are like just talking to me,

825
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: just like giving me messages, which I love. Seletory. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I ask for the reviews and they don't come in,

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Speaker 1: and then over the past week we've just gotten a

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Speaker 1: pouring in of reviews, and a lot of them are

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Speaker 1: saying like James, like begged for this, and I'll give

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Speaker 1: it to me. I don't care why you do it,

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Speaker 1: but just do it. Oh, I love that. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: should make a T shirt. And uh, Joseph of Grierman,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just gotta say about the Corona. Everyone

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Speaker 1: freaking out is the exact reason why we don't know

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Speaker 1: about aliens, right, and that's because we're missing because we're

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Speaker 1: just like everyone's going freaking out doing all this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just this is why we can't hear about cool ship.

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Speaker 1: Wait why because everyone goes in by toilet paper, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? What does that have to do

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Speaker 1: with the price of milk? Exactly? Yeah, that's my point. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: follow me on my conspiracy blog The Unknown is Inside,

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Speaker 1: And besides that, you can hear me screaming on corners. Okay,

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Speaker 1: look for Joey Girl on corners. I want to thank

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Speaker 1: our engineer and producer, Mr Doug Babe and I heart

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Speaker 1: Media right to the podcast. We'd love to hear from

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Speaker 1: your name here Lolcolm dot com. I'm your host, Kevin

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Speaker 1: pol until next time. And I pull and I pull