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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is my mother and my ex are besties.

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Speaker 1: My mother and my ex are besties. Will get into

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Speaker 1: that in just a little bit, but right now, the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for his nep What is it? You know, there

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Speaker 1: are some difficult times, and there's times that you have

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Speaker 1: to make a phone call because there's some things that

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Speaker 1: idea to your heart. This time right here is your

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Speaker 1: wife's birthday. Wives birth day, not not not at all,

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Speaker 1: not at this is your wife's birthday. Let's go cat dog.

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Speaker 1: If you would hello, Hello, I'll try to dare. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Mind? What's going on? Brothers? Uh? My name

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Speaker 1: is Chris Man. I worked with I work with your wife, Sharon.

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Speaker 1: I think I think I may have seen you at

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Speaker 1: one of the U one of the gatherings before man

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Speaker 1: like a happy hour we had after birth of Southing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me or not. Now

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Speaker 1: I don't remember you. Okay, okay, okay, cool, Hey listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I know sharon birthday is coming up, so I wanted

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Speaker 1: to if you didn't mind. I hope you don't mind

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Speaker 1: me called. I wanted to reach out and see if

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Speaker 1: you were you know, what you were getting for a birthday.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to make sure you know we're gonna pitch

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Speaker 1: in and get us something at the job. Who want

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Speaker 1: to make sure you know we didn't get you know,

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Speaker 1: you know what you may be uh don't get it.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying kind of like something like

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Speaker 1: a grab bag or something like that. Uh No, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't gonna hear them with no graph bad. I was

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Speaker 1: just you know, like I said, we're just gonna get something.

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Speaker 1: We know, we haven't really put out all the thoughts

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Speaker 1: to it or what we was gonna get yet, but

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Speaker 1: I want, I personally want to see what you was

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Speaker 1: getting that way. We don't, you know? Okay, Well, she

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Speaker 1: likes money, man, You can you know, give us some

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Speaker 1: give up some cash or you know, Starbucks card or

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Speaker 1: uh something from McDonald something. You know, it don't have

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Speaker 1: to be too good. She she don't. You don't have to,

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Speaker 1: you know, she she's not that materialistic. Okay, okay, let

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Speaker 1: me let me let me ask this so deep. Do

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Speaker 1: you all know what a size is do I know

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Speaker 1: what a size is? You know, like clothing? You know,

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Speaker 1: do you know what side she wears? Uh? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know what size? She's like, she's my wife. Man, what

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Speaker 1: I think this is kind of like I'm getting a

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Speaker 1: little bit uncomfortable with this, man? What what? What? What

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Speaker 1: do you do? You think? You don't even make your

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Speaker 1: comfortable bro? Let me ask you this ship? Do you

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Speaker 1: think she? She was like, uh, do she like stuff

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Speaker 1: from Victoria's Secret? WHOA hold up? Man? Stop right there?

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Speaker 1: You're talking about what? No? I like, I said, what

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Speaker 1: what's you? Hey? What's your name again? Man? My name Chris? Like,

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Speaker 1: like I said, he my name Chris? How long you've

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Speaker 1: been with the company. I've only been there six months?

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Speaker 1: You know? But like I said, I think I told

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Speaker 1: you at one of the happy y'all I saw maybe

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Speaker 1: you just don't remember who I am? Though. No, no, no, man,

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Speaker 1: but you weigh out of line talking to about the size,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not comfortable with this at all. Man. You know, okay,

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Speaker 1: you you weigh out of line, right? But what what? What?

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Speaker 1: What you didn't answer? My question was what do you

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Speaker 1: think she liked Victorious Secret? What I'm gonna answer you question.

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Speaker 1: Keep talking about Okay, okay, what's what's what? But what's

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Speaker 1: your language? Brother? What's what's right? We brothers? You know

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Speaker 1: when we know brothers? You cool? How do you get

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Speaker 1: off asking me about my wife's clue? Okay? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I don't talk about Okay. What all I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: don't give up? Hey, man, shut up up with that.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how long we've been together? I know

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Speaker 1: this woman says high school. Don't come to me with that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So so I was just trying to get up. What

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Speaker 1: what what? What time do you guys get off? I'm coming.

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Speaker 1: I leave off at five thirty, but I was gonna leave.

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Speaker 1: I'll be right. Hey, we can talk about this faith

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Speaker 1: to faith. Hey listen, I'm trying to get listen what

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Speaker 1: they ain't gotta listen to. I'm trying to get shared

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Speaker 1: of panty. And Bra said, man, okay, hey, you ain't

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Speaker 1: Hey man, how how do you get this number? How

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Speaker 1: do you get this number? I know she didn't give

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Speaker 1: you this. Let me tell you hot there I've got

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Speaker 1: it from your wife's sharing because guess who I am.

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Speaker 1: I am Toppy from the Steve Harvey Martin shows. Sharon

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Speaker 1: got me to brank phone call you what that there?

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy brother. Man. This is some buys.

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Speaker 1: This is some real bull. This is some straight up buys.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, you ain't white man. You know you need

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Speaker 1: to stop with people, you know, because you might get

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Speaker 1: you might somebody might be waiting for you have to

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Speaker 1: work one day? Man, that's totally wrong. You ever heard

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Speaker 1: of karma. I'm gonna play a prank on your one day?

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Speaker 1: Your uncle is right, somebody's gonna what your This's just

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Speaker 1: amount of time. Oh man? All right, all right, Darren,

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Speaker 1: before I get mad, will you please tell the people

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the lad Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Show? Happy? You know it gets it gets a

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Speaker 1: little bit of my business. Sometimes it's a little better.

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Speaker 1: But it's all right, it's all right. Progress was made, right,

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Speaker 1: progress was made. We got the prank dunk na No,

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Speaker 1: that was accomplished, Yes, mission accomplished. All right, Nice little

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Speaker 1: panted bra said, that's what I'm thinking. You know. Ho

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Speaker 1: ho ho ho ho? What you're talking about man, I've

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Speaker 1: been with this woman since high school. Man, if he

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Speaker 1: didn't sound like Ron Asley on the telephone, sound Mr Berong, Wow,

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Speaker 1: I don't wait a minute that you know what kind

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Speaker 1: of love that is? When it's been since high school

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Speaker 1: they still together? You know what kind of love that is?

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Speaker 1: That's deep blood high school sleep high school sweet heart?

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Speaker 1: What love was so bright? New favorite cool in the game.

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Speaker 1: So oh, y'all you said the too quay I was

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Speaker 1: gonna ask you said it too plac matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: matter of fact, you know what to do? This from me,

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Speaker 1: it's it's ready to love. We coming this Friday night. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty Men on on Network nine eight drop drop

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Speaker 1: one of them love songs on me. Dog. This is

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Speaker 1: a little something, man, just something for Reddy to love. Junior,

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Speaker 1: you don't know this. Here we go ready excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Miss what's your name? While you from and can I come?

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Speaker 1: Can I take you out to nine to the movies

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Speaker 1: to the park. I'll have your before the start? Possibly?

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Speaker 1: Can I take you out to n oh Ne? Junior?

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Speaker 1: Who is that? Luther Van draws because Shirley said, trying

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Speaker 1: to miss up everything many single thing we do on

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Speaker 1: the ratio. You know why she couldn't wait to say it.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, because he's dead. She de news. No,

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Speaker 1: it just slipped out, just slipped out nearly. She gonna

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Speaker 1: be one of the people. Get oh listen, Ready to

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Speaker 1: love pre minus This Friday, nine eighth Central on the

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Speaker 1: Old Network. It is watching the d C The Chocolate City.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what, you don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 1: Brand new episode, brand new season. Come check me out, y'all,

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Speaker 1: hosted by yours Trulie Thomas Miles. A few times I'm

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Speaker 1: sexy now, well you know what. Yeah, I'm different. I'm

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Speaker 1: different on that. Know you're in that. Surely that's why

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Speaker 1: you're not sexy? All right? Coming up next Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: My mother and my ex are besties. Will get into it.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.