WEBVTT - #157: She Slept With Who???

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<v Speaker 1>Start uf dot up. Start Up Brooklyn by start up

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start Data They making noise Data Up. Episode

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<v Speaker 1>one of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Happy New Year, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we can. Well, all right, we can still

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<v Speaker 1>say it because it's the first podcast. Listen. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>we came on February tenth, the first of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>we get to say Happy New Year. Scary, you played

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong song? Which one that is I supposed to play?

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<v Speaker 1>We've been on vacation. You want to play the Boys

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<v Speaker 1>back into Yes, you got to play that play that

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<v Speaker 1>I like, coiled me. I didn't fail you. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that we really needed to have a

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<v Speaker 1>rule about it. Well, we played every time. We're back

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<v Speaker 1>from the people expect it right now. People are going, yes, Scary,

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention. Do they have to hear the Boys are

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<v Speaker 1>back in town? Is that like like the slices, it's

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<v Speaker 1>they're expecting it. All right, I'll give it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Whop? I like the whop one? But then

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<v Speaker 1>we're not We're not whopping right now. We're back right now.

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<v Speaker 1>The Boys are back in town, though, aren't they? They are?

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<v Speaker 1>But I got news for you. I'm looking through this.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have it? What is wrong with you? We

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<v Speaker 1>never had it. We never had it for a year,

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<v Speaker 1>we have, we haven't. We haven't played it in a

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<v Speaker 1>year and close to a year. All right, tomorrow you'll

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<v Speaker 1>get it at work, I guess. Oh, is it too difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of heavy lifting of audio. Send it

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<v Speaker 1>to me, send it to you, send it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of sending it to you, somehow you lost one

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<v Speaker 1>of my all time favorite phone taps. Wasn't Okay Shaggy?

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<v Speaker 1>We played that today, didn't we? We did, Yeah, on

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<v Speaker 1>the other straight morning show You We're gonna play you

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<v Speaker 1>Killed My Skunk, which is one of my all time

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<v Speaker 1>favorite phone taps that I've done. That was the one

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted. In fact, we reached for that a few

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<v Speaker 1>months ago it to play it, and we we just

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<v Speaker 1>added recently and it was it went over like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I haven't heard that before because we haven't

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<v Speaker 1>played it in a long timetastic it's at the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy that I phone tapped is it should have

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<v Speaker 1>his own TV show. He's that funny. The problem with

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<v Speaker 1>it is it's missing. I went to go reach for

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<v Speaker 1>it today and it's always where it normally is in

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<v Speaker 1>the computer. Yeah, at the computer at work, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was to make it's how you were reaching for it,

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<v Speaker 1>like you keep it on a shelf somewhere. Well, virtual

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<v Speaker 1>reach when you virtually reach for something. It's like you're

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's a thing, a virtual reach. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you can look for something. I don't think you

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<v Speaker 1>reach for it. Well, you know you didn't put into

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<v Speaker 1>the monitor. Okay. When people say you reach for the stars,

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<v Speaker 1>do you do you really? Are you really trying to

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<v Speaker 1>reach for the stars. That's a metaphor. That's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he's like trying really hard. She's trying. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no limit to his talent. He's reaching. He's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>set a height for himself. He's not gonna put a

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<v Speaker 1>limit on a ceiling. You reach your star. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>reach into the computer for something. About some of those

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<v Speaker 1>mornings where you reach for a joke and Elvis denies it.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's a but that's a rual reach. That's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like, um that that's not reaching into a computer.

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<v Speaker 1>When you say somebody's reaching, that means they're stretching. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>are we stretching right now? Are we stretching for time,

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<v Speaker 1>because we are a jam packed with things. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a stretch of time. Speaking of which, you called

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<v Speaker 1>me up what's today just to put a lid on

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<v Speaker 1>the Yeah, so this phone tap is missing, and now

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<v Speaker 1>we have to redub it and find it again and

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<v Speaker 1>play the original one right with with no laughter in

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<v Speaker 1>the background because it's not the air version. No comedy left.

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<v Speaker 1>Tuck is great. Well, listen Danielle laughing. Everybody's laugh It

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<v Speaker 1>was freaking hilarious. Honestly, that was one of my It's

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<v Speaker 1>still one of my favorites. Alright, Well, I've done my

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds and hundreds of it. We will figure that out.

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<v Speaker 1>We will find that out. That is another That is

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<v Speaker 1>another task for another day. Because okay, so we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>this now. Today's Thursday. A lot of stuff going on

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<v Speaker 1>in the news yesterday in Washington, so we didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast. We were like, that's let's not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're that's right. We're not really a day late. We're

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<v Speaker 1>a day on time, which is not early this week.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on time on a Thursday, Thursday night. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>Monday night, Scary calls me and says, you gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>on the stereo app. It's the new thing. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>have to understand something about Scary. And I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned this before. Anytime there's a new social media platform,

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<v Speaker 1>Scary calls me or tells me at work. Back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day we used to work together. Hey there's a

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<v Speaker 1>new app. You gotta get on it. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest thing. And it wasn't wrong about Facebook. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't wrong about TikTok, but you were wrong about Feed

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<v Speaker 1>and Line. You're definitely wrong about those two. So Feed

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<v Speaker 1>was pH E E D. It was the next big thing. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna get your name, gotta register yourself. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a big thing. It's gonna replace everything. It's it

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<v Speaker 1>does everything, But what makes it different? It's just it's no.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be great. Right in the toilet, the line

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<v Speaker 1>app you into that. Our company was excited about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Line Line Line. What was the jingle used to play?

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<v Speaker 1>Line me right now and I'll line you right back. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they had a commercial where would list all

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<v Speaker 1>the things that the line app does, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>outque was line app, does your app do that? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>But then they did another commercial where it didn't list

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<v Speaker 1>any benefits and features. It just had like people talking

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<v Speaker 1>about liking the app, and then they used the tagline

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<v Speaker 1>it says did your apter that? But it didn't didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. They didn't say it did anything, So it

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<v Speaker 1>made no sense. It wasn't clear. And what it really

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<v Speaker 1>amounted to was what's app with Animo g video, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with anime and Hello Kiddy stuff. It was big in

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<v Speaker 1>Asia and so the company that owned it in Asia

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to make it huge in America. So they paid

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<v Speaker 1>our company a lot of money and we all started

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<v Speaker 1>using it and it was like, oh, this is interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it just kind of let me give you

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<v Speaker 1>one better prod. And this we didn't finish talking about

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<v Speaker 1>on the long line of in the long line of

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<v Speaker 1>failed apps. Yeah, this, this is this is the perfect one.

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<v Speaker 1>Um friends, no the Z zone, so back to back.

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<v Speaker 1>But when my Space to remember my my Space, Well

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<v Speaker 1>everyone here listens remembers my Space, right, So I hope

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<v Speaker 1>the top eight you know, well you I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I was in your top eight, and you don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you were in my top eight. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we weren't as type back then, but I thought

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<v Speaker 1>we were. I thought we were well anyway. So, so

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<v Speaker 1>my Space was a thing, and at the local radio

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<v Speaker 1>station Z one hundred, they were like even nationally, all

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<v Speaker 1>of our company wanted all the stations to have started

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<v Speaker 1>York they say Zone. They're like, let's let's compete with

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<v Speaker 1>my Space. Let's take let's let's take our listeners on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio and say hey, everybody, come meet up, check

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<v Speaker 1>out the Zone page, and let's make that a thing

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<v Speaker 1>because we don't want to drive people to my Space.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing that they don't understand in big corporate and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, help me out here, Brodie, is that if

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<v Speaker 1>there's just something that is tremendous, something man, it's something

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<v Speaker 1>that like is like changing the world, revolutionary in the

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<v Speaker 1>app work right, things like Facebook, Instagram, huge monsters like Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to compete with it and hope to

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<v Speaker 1>pull people away from that media. We've got the new

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<v Speaker 1>the new uh, the new app. It's it's it's winter Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus we have two or three employees and a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of interns working on the z Zone page. Like graphically

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<v Speaker 1>and how and the functionality wise, how great can it

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<v Speaker 1>really get? How how awesome can it really be? It

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<v Speaker 1>it was so basic, it was so I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know how to how it was our job back then,

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<v Speaker 1>use it, promote it, they will design the page. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>talk graphics, don't talk about my space on the air zone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that was you know, we had a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>hundred people that signed up and it was a thing

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<v Speaker 1>for a moment. So given all the failures, Scary calls me, says,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta get the stereolap the what the stereoapp? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it a music player? What is it? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's emoji's. Uh, it's avatars of of your

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<v Speaker 1>of you, and you can create your own avatar. It's

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<v Speaker 1>custom made. It is built for the podcast. Bit Mooji's

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<v Speaker 1>what it's called, right, and yeah bitmoji, Yeah, bit mooji.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bit moji esque. It's very cartoonish, right, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>build your bit moji ahead of time, saying what was

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<v Speaker 1>what I want? I call it an avatar? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want it to look like? You wanted to have hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want a fat sheet? So you start asking

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<v Speaker 1>scary questions. He's so excited about it. He doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is yet. He's like, I just we

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<v Speaker 1>can do the show and it's got it's it's got

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<v Speaker 1>cartoon versions of us, and we should do it. All

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<v Speaker 1>I knew is it had the functionality of two faces

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<v Speaker 1>on a screen with their lips moving in unison with

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<v Speaker 1>you talking, and it sounds like the Call Her Daddy podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much that was me I got I said it. Okay, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you get on me for that for promoting a million

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<v Speaker 1>dollar podcast and add to their audience. So yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>what I do. They have the same home sound system

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<v Speaker 1>as you. By the way, that's how rich they are. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that the stereo app getting back to that, yeah, way, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not no, it's not not yet. We're hoping it

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<v Speaker 1>becomes something. So so I signed on it. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm flipping through all the different channels, per se

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<v Speaker 1>and every and people are doing podcasts live. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>live podcast. But the wrinkle in this stereo app is

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<v Speaker 1>you the slice listening right now, can while you're hearing

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<v Speaker 1>us in real time do our podcast live? Hold down

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<v Speaker 1>the button and send us up to a thirty second

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<v Speaker 1>audio voice note, a voicemail question, a comment comment to

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<v Speaker 1>add to the conversation, and then we get notified. While

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking live and we see it popping up with

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<v Speaker 1>these badges. You have two, three, four, or five of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and every time you hit that play button, the next

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<v Speaker 1>one in you will just play out, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>entire list the listener has the experience of hearing the

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<v Speaker 1>the two of us and almost what is almost a

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<v Speaker 1>real time retort and from back to you and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go back in conversation. Yeah, it actually really completes the

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<v Speaker 1>feedback loop with that. That is the one thing missing

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<v Speaker 1>from podcasting that's recorded the way we know it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>The point my point was you can go check it out,

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<v Speaker 1>go look at the stereo app. My point was scary.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just do it for a few minutes. Works seventy

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes later, we wrapped it. We got out. We

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<v Speaker 1>had so much fun and so it wasn't a dud.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk more about it. But here's why another reason

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing it up. I don't think I'm ready for

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<v Speaker 1>well we said on this thing because a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>you were listening and heard us and send questions. You

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<v Speaker 1>know who you are. You can go listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation on the stereo app right now. Just look for

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<v Speaker 1>David Brody and Scary Jones, uh and the Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>or not you know, just uh, just Thatt David Brody

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<v Speaker 1>and then that's Scary John whatever. Yeah, anyway, so follow us,

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<v Speaker 1>follow yeah, follow us, get on the app, follow us anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So um, people left questions whatever we said. This will

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<v Speaker 1>be great if we say what time we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>it again because we sent out tweets and it lets

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<v Speaker 1>you do instant stories right from the app, and so

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't figured out a time yet that we want

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<v Speaker 1>to do another conversation right because what we want to

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<v Speaker 1>do is we want to invite you listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast right now, but we don't want people to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this podcast first so they can hear the message.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when we when we get on there, we

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<v Speaker 1>set an appointment we say like oh, Friday at three

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<v Speaker 1>or something, and then you see you'll get an alert

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<v Speaker 1>if you're signed up, you'll get an alert that we're on,

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<v Speaker 1>that we're on, and then we're live, which is great

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<v Speaker 1>because it gives you that that's listening to this right now,

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<v Speaker 1>the opportunity to legit hit us right back, like while

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<v Speaker 1>we're on, like we're talking. If you want to say something. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be our normal rambling, but it won't be

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<v Speaker 1>a Brooklyn Boys podcast per se as much as it

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<v Speaker 1>will be the Brooklyn Boys and then you guys asking

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<v Speaker 1>his questions and talking and interacting and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the comments we got the audio comments were just either

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<v Speaker 1>inside jokes on the Brooklyn Boys or not enough, but

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<v Speaker 1>a few you know, slams at scary, which is always great.

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<v Speaker 1>So that works. But I like it as a Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys companion, which is live in real time, so you

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<v Speaker 1>get to actually participate in this. It's almost like having

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<v Speaker 1>a Q and a session of sorts. Right. So, so

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Ross is a popular comedian and he's jumped on

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<v Speaker 1>this right away. He's like, roasts the King, right, he

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<v Speaker 1>roasts people on Comedy Central. So every night he does, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he does a podcast live with another comedian and the

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<v Speaker 1>other the night that we were on, he did roast

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<v Speaker 1>the host, which was fantastic because as the host of

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<v Speaker 1>that moment of that podcast, because of the technology involved,

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<v Speaker 1>people were like like literally trying to slam him and

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<v Speaker 1>roast him, and then he was playing them back for

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<v Speaker 1>everybody to hear in real time, and he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that sucked. That one sucked. I like him well, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's brilliant. He's one of my favorite comics. I

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<v Speaker 1>just have I told you the story how I've met

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<v Speaker 1>him twice. No, I think I think you and I

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<v Speaker 1>met him briefly at the Friars Club, Yes, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was sort of like then I met him, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell the story again. You probably have heard

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<v Speaker 1>it slices, you've heard it. I'm sure if I told it. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>we were on a party plane. I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>it was in Vegas. I think we've gone to Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>for something. Maybe I read a music festival. Maybe there

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<v Speaker 1>was some reason we were. I was walking out to

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<v Speaker 1>the pool and I'm on Twitter and Jeff Ross had

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<v Speaker 1>tweeted something out that was funny and I and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't again, That's all I'm telling you was how it's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I tweet him, Hey, something a joke, big fan, really

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<v Speaker 1>loved your recent something whatever it was. As I look

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<v Speaker 1>up from the phone from just tweeting him, there he

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<v Speaker 1>is walking by the pool right at me. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know he was at the hotel. He wasn't performing in town.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no reason for him to be there. I

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<v Speaker 1>just tweeted him. So I said, hey, Jeff, hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? So I said, hey, listen, my name

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<v Speaker 1>is David Brodie. I'm I'm a comic. I work in

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<v Speaker 1>radio or here for a big thing. Oh cool, cool?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, listen, you're not gonna believe this. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>my Twitter. I just tweeted you and there you are.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that. He's like, oh, that's great. He's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, I take care. I mean the r well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not my idol. I know. I try you and

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<v Speaker 1>I try to be different. If somebody just tweeted me

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<v Speaker 1>as I walked by them, I'd be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fantastic. Let me see the tweet, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>he talked about he failed to see what are the

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<v Speaker 1>odds of that? And it feels like he was right.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't getting into a limo. He was shirtless with

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<v Speaker 1>a I was, you know, beer gut and he's just

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<v Speaker 1>walking by the pool with a hat on, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, what's going on. That's great, it's great. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're on another level. I get it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're up, You're up there, You're the You're the top

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<v Speaker 1>five mixed stand up comics, you know your generation. I

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<v Speaker 1>just would have liked a little like that's great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>where do you work? Are you in radio? So you

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<v Speaker 1>want to pretend to be interested and want to fake it? Faken?

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<v Speaker 1>You're a comic, you fake and act every night. Like

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<v Speaker 1>part of being a comic is reenacting jokes like they're

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<v Speaker 1>the first time you said them. Right, he's a performer.

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<v Speaker 1>He could have like, that's man, it's fantastic. Hey, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for following me. I really appreciate it. But he was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I look, I still like the guy you know, and listen,

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get him on this podcast, that'd be great.

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<v Speaker 1>I would tell him that story too. I'm not afraid

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<v Speaker 1>i'd write up to him. I'm gonna have to through

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone so that the app on Monday. So that

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<v Speaker 1>was an hour and so we will we will be

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<v Speaker 1>uh doing some live Brooklyn Boys companion. So watch Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be announcing it there. If we do something,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we'll probably announce it here too. I think

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<v Speaker 1>here's the best place. Well should we should we mention

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<v Speaker 1>it here on this episode? Are we gonna set an

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<v Speaker 1>appointment right now? Or we're gonna. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know because you know, scheduled well, because because by

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<v Speaker 1>the way we once we do this, we have to

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<v Speaker 1>commit to it, and it's a thing, and we're telling

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<v Speaker 1>you all now. I don't want to under promise, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want us to be like, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>ghost the audience like that. It's terrible. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>make up you want to make a Monday appointment, Monday

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<v Speaker 1>the eleventh, Let me check my schedule real quick. I

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<v Speaker 1>could do something. Maybe six o'clock. Do you wanna do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Six six thirty somewhere in there, six pm East. That's

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<v Speaker 1>East Coast time. You got it. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we do that? We're just like a half hour.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll tweet it out and we don't even have to

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<v Speaker 1>wait for us. You just go to stereo app. We we

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<v Speaker 1>we should be there, all right, meet us. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm putting it on my calendar now, you know it's serious.

0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.920
<v Speaker 1>We're not on serious, we're on the app. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>meet us. Meet us at six pm on Monday, January eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll give us enough people to hear this podcast. If

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<v Speaker 1>you've if you heard this after the fact, We're sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>But the good thing is we're gonna audio stays up

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<v Speaker 1>there for a little while and when you have a chance,

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<v Speaker 1>if you sign up for the Stereo and follow us

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<v Speaker 1>the next time that we're on, whether you knew it

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<v Speaker 1>or not, you'll get a notification to your phone saying

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<v Speaker 1>scary Brodie alive and scary a life. So also, just

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, I can't promise anything. Spruce our buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>he is now on the app. He created an avatar

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<v Speaker 1>himself that looks nothing like him, which is typical Spruce,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's he I say. I texted him like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>people want you to get on this thing, and so

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<v Speaker 1>he actually signed up and created an account, which is

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<v Speaker 1>amazing to me because it's so not him. So or

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully we can get him to at least he can't

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<v Speaker 1>be on the phone, but he can record a greeting

0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:41.800
<v Speaker 1>or record something I can't do. Three people, that's the problem. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>So six pm the Stereo app. In the meantime, download

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<v Speaker 1>it and uh follow us and then this way you'll

0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:50.520
<v Speaker 1>get the notification to remind yourselves. Yeah, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>have I have I have a Venmo problem. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>share with you? Okay? You got a Vimo problem. I

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<v Speaker 1>got an easy pass problem. I started barking about it

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio yesterday. No one came to my rescue.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your Venomo problem? Okay, well, it's not so much

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with Venmo. But when somebody wants that you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't interacted with prior and they want to um tell

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<v Speaker 1>you who what their Venmo account is? How do you

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<v Speaker 1>tell them what your Venmo account is? I give it

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<v Speaker 1>out as my email address. Okay, all right, Well, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>this week sent me a screenshot of their QR code, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you could do that too, and you could scan it

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<v Speaker 1>in uh huh. Let me ask you a question. Scary

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<v Speaker 1>if you text me your QR code, how exactly am

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<v Speaker 1>I scanning it with the phone that the picture of

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<v Speaker 1>the QR code is in? You saved the picture as

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<v Speaker 1>a photo mhm uh, then you open up the app, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can you can't you bring in a

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<v Speaker 1>picture from your photo library? Nope, But then then you're fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they did it wrong. But you can do it

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<v Speaker 1>on some apps. Well, if you sent it to me

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<v Speaker 1>and I opened it up on my desktop and I

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<v Speaker 1>used my but I if there's a way open it

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<v Speaker 1>up in another opening up on another computer, or open

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<v Speaker 1>it up on your phone, but then open veno right now,

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<v Speaker 1>open the venmo up on your email on your computer,

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<v Speaker 1>and then shoot your phone, hold the camera. Just tell

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<v Speaker 1>me your screen name. Just just tell me a screen name.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that easier? If I'm wrong about Venmo. I tried

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<v Speaker 1>tried to figure it out. I'm like, oh, there must

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<v Speaker 1>be a way to people like people like QR codes

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<v Speaker 1>these day, but you can't send me a QR code.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a button it says scan, right. I'm pretty sure though,

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<v Speaker 1>you can. That functionality exists on Snapchat, which is why

0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:42.760
<v Speaker 1>you'll they allow it on. That's why they think that

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<v Speaker 1>they can do. I'm looking on it's a scan code.

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<v Speaker 1>It's opens up a window venmo me. Right, well you

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<v Speaker 1>have to you can print it, you can so you

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<v Speaker 1>can look venmo me. There's a share option, right, you

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<v Speaker 1>can share the venmo. Yeah, but you can't scan the

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<v Speaker 1>venmo and it's scant okay whatever, that's all. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to make sure I'm not crazy. I mean, I'm crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not crazy. Well what happened when you an

0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:08.000
<v Speaker 1>easy pass? I am so upset, Brodie, because this is

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<v Speaker 1>something that could be prevented, and I might have to

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<v Speaker 1>bring in the heavy artillery because want to explain to

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<v Speaker 1>the nation what easy because he pass. Easy pass is

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<v Speaker 1>a fast pass. It's when you're in your car. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a digital it's like a QR code or some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of digital reader that when you go through the toll

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<v Speaker 1>of send Bridge, your tunnel, it gets charged automatically to

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<v Speaker 1>your credit card. It's a super convenient way. It's everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's different things whatever, but it's the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the tolls. Everyone has that near them.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. Anyway, so easy past. This is a New York,

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey go every morning. I go to the Holland

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<v Speaker 1>Tunnel for the last twenty years, right, and that connects

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey, Jersey to northern New Jersey to the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>of Manhattan. Right. I go to work that way every morning,

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<v Speaker 1>five in the morning. Not a problem. They recently started

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<v Speaker 1>doing construction on the Holland Tunnel, and I guess because

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<v Speaker 1>of the construction, they felt like they wanted to reduce

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<v Speaker 1>the speed limit, so they put up one it's normally

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<v Speaker 1>it's a fifteen. They put one fucking rinky dink sign

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<v Speaker 1>across one of the nine lanes. There's nine lanes going

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<v Speaker 1>into the tunnel. Of course, between booths seven and eight

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<v Speaker 1>they put this five mile an hour sign, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>nowhere else to be found, So you drive through and

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<v Speaker 1>and and I didn't realize it, but I'm going through

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<v Speaker 1>my regular Scary Jones speed for twenty years. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I'm not trying to race to work in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. I'm not trying to rush to get there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to my pace. What do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>you're going through a twenty You just established the speed

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<v Speaker 1>limits fifteen. Yeah, but they give you a ten mile

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<v Speaker 1>wiggle room. You go, no, no no, they give you. My

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<v Speaker 1>point is, if it's if it's a fifteen mile and

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<v Speaker 1>hour speed limit and I'm going through a fifteen to

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<v Speaker 1>twenty miles an hour every morning, I'm good. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>you just go through the fifteen to twenty And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, for twenty years, I never had a problem

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<v Speaker 1>with that. Well, the second that they put the sign

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<v Speaker 1>up that says five miles an hour at fifteen miles hour,

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<v Speaker 1>now I am more than ten miles over. So your

0:22:04.880 --> 0:22:09.040
<v Speaker 1>dukes hasn't here's the problem. They don't fucking email me

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<v Speaker 1>and say hey, this morning, you went through a two

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<v Speaker 1>miles an hour. They didn't do that. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>they did Alreadie, they waited because they're such an archaic

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<v Speaker 1>company that lives in the past that all they do

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<v Speaker 1>is send out a regular snail mail by the time

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<v Speaker 1>and white photos. By the time that I found out

0:22:28.720 --> 0:22:33.159
<v Speaker 1>that I had gone through at ten fifteen miles an

0:22:33.200 --> 0:22:38.520
<v Speaker 1>hour over the limit, because one at one afternoon, a

0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:41.560
<v Speaker 1>giant red envelope was in my mailbox that said easy

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<v Speaker 1>past violation in a week and a half had passed

0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:48.840
<v Speaker 1>since that initial in fraction a week and a half

0:22:48.880 --> 0:22:53.240
<v Speaker 1>had easy past had. Yeah, so I'm like, Okay, tomorrow morning,

0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:57.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to adjust my speed. But I'm like, I wonder, though,

0:22:58.119 --> 0:23:01.760
<v Speaker 1>am I going to keep getting violations every day from

0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:05.560
<v Speaker 1>the past six seven work days that I was there?

0:23:05.920 --> 0:23:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Because when I sent it out, you weren't done speed.

0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I was going through, but I was still on the

0:23:11.040 --> 0:23:14.000
<v Speaker 1>twenty year plan of going you know that same I

0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:16.920
<v Speaker 1>don't even think when I'm i'm driving, I'm like, well,

0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm just driving and I'm listening to the radio. So

0:23:20.720 --> 0:23:23.119
<v Speaker 1>I made the next morning, I made the adjustment in

0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 1>my driving. But sure enough For the next seven day straight,

0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:30.080
<v Speaker 1>they fucking hit my mailbox with the red easy Past

0:23:30.160 --> 0:23:33.359
<v Speaker 1>violation Elope and it's like this is a warning. They said,

0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.600
<v Speaker 1>this is a warning, and the next time you may

0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:41.840
<v Speaker 1>be suspended. And six of those later. By the seventh one,

0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:45.720
<v Speaker 1>they just hit me for a sixty days suspension of

0:23:45.720 --> 0:23:49.560
<v Speaker 1>my entire easy Oh no, and did they find you?

0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:54.159
<v Speaker 1>They didn't find me. They just said sixty days. And

0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:57.280
<v Speaker 1>so that's that's two months of going to the the

0:23:57.280 --> 0:24:02.960
<v Speaker 1>the unprepared lanes where left to take. Yes, that's the

0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:06.440
<v Speaker 1>punishment you must you're in time out. There's only one

0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 1>lane sometimes for that. Oh you're screwed right. Well, here's

0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:16.040
<v Speaker 1>a little sidebar to the story. The Holland Tunnel went

0:24:16.119 --> 0:24:18.560
<v Speaker 1>cash less. So if you are not an easy pass holder,

0:24:19.000 --> 0:24:21.080
<v Speaker 1>you know they got rid of the one lane. If

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:22.399
<v Speaker 1>you're not, no, no, no no, But if you're not an

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.560
<v Speaker 1>easy pants holder, they just mail you a bill. So

0:24:24.640 --> 0:24:26.840
<v Speaker 1>now I'm waiting for every day then to hit me

0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:28.159
<v Speaker 1>with a bill, hit me with a bill in my

0:24:28.240 --> 0:24:29.880
<v Speaker 1>in my mail, and I have to pay off these

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:32.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking tolls one at a time. I don't know if

0:24:32.520 --> 0:24:35.360
<v Speaker 1>they probably set a flaw. You're a scoff law. You're lucky,

0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:38.360
<v Speaker 1>don't take your license away. What's the scoff law? Someone

0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:41.400
<v Speaker 1>who breaks the law and skips it? Well, anyway, So,

0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:46.040
<v Speaker 1>so is it really gonna change my behavior? I'm sorry?

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Is it gonna change the course of my day? No?

0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:50.119
<v Speaker 1>Because I still get to roll through because of But

0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:53.120
<v Speaker 1>anytime I go on the New Jersey Turnpike, the Garden

0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:55.480
<v Speaker 1>State Parkway, I gotta stop at that fucking basket and

0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:57.560
<v Speaker 1>put fucking money in there, or I gotta stop at

0:24:57.560 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 1>a toll taker and get the ticket, and then for

0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:02.040
<v Speaker 1>the turnpike. There are other there are other roads that

0:25:02.040 --> 0:25:04.240
<v Speaker 1>are not most of them are not cash less fully,

0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 1>and if you see it, um a crossing with a

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:09.439
<v Speaker 1>cash lane, you're forced to go into it otherwise you

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.120
<v Speaker 1>get So I'm gonna read the definition. Let me see

0:25:12.119 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 1>if I'll push the button here. Hold on, Well, that's

0:25:15.560 --> 0:25:18.480
<v Speaker 1>how you pronounce it, uh. Scoff law is a person

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:22.040
<v Speaker 1>who flouts the law you did, especially by failing to

0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>comply with the law you did that is difficult to

0:25:25.119 --> 0:25:28.520
<v Speaker 1>enforce and effectively. Scoff Laws are people who have accumulated

0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:32.000
<v Speaker 1>large debts in unpaid parking tickets. For example, you are

0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:35.159
<v Speaker 1>a scoff law, right well? And I can't believe you

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:39.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't know what a scoff law was one I've seen

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:41.080
<v Speaker 1>the word. Okay, great, I'm a scoff law. Why what

0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:44.160
<v Speaker 1>they call it in Brooklyn? What your criminals? Would you want?

0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:48.119
<v Speaker 1>So my question to you is what would Brody do?

0:25:48.359 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Or w w b D which also sounds like porn

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:56.520
<v Speaker 1>category on porn w w b D. So what would

0:25:56.520 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Brody do? I mean, I obviously you're gonna start your

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 1>letter writing campaign and that that's because oh you can.

0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:04.199
<v Speaker 1>I call it customer service and they're like, sorry, the

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:05.879
<v Speaker 1>only way to get in touch with us is to

0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 1>is to send an email, and not an email a

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.280
<v Speaker 1>snail mail. You gotta write to us and send it

0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:15.200
<v Speaker 1>to the post office and maybe fax him. And I

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 1>don't think I can fax him. I don't. I told

0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:19.000
<v Speaker 1>you about a hundred episodes ago about my fight with

0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 1>easy Pass. Did you were the only option to return

0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:25.520
<v Speaker 1>an old tag is lost or stolen and they charge

0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:28.040
<v Speaker 1>you for it. You can't just send back a tag

0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:31.760
<v Speaker 1>and say, oh, I don't need this tag anymore. Oh no, no,

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:33.920
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna charge you. And then you have to trust

0:26:34.000 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 1>them that Eventually they're gonna refund your money when they

0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:39.119
<v Speaker 1>realize you didn't lose it. They're terrible, but you they

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:42.879
<v Speaker 1>have an office. Scary, there there is a Port Authority

0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 1>easy pass office. You can just go there. I think

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 1>it's by the I don't want to bore people from

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:48.879
<v Speaker 1>out of the country, out of the country, out of

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:50.840
<v Speaker 1>the state, but I think it's by the throgs Neck

0:26:50.920 --> 0:26:54.280
<v Speaker 1>or the White Stone. There's an office. Can't wait, Well,

0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 1>there's one in Jersey somewhere else, So don't tweet me scary.

0:26:56.840 --> 0:26:58.879
<v Speaker 1>I'll google it. But you just go there and just

0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, hey, fuck and tell what the deal. I

0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:05.040
<v Speaker 1>just think it sucks, man, because we're put in these

0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 1>positions every day where a friend at the Port Authority

0:27:08.480 --> 0:27:14.280
<v Speaker 1>they trade tower posters. Doesn't that guy's wife work for No? No,

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>they they believe me. We've spoken. They can't do. Oh.

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 1>You tried to call the guys, of course called. Everybody's

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 1>got a guy just sun just alright, Well, you shouldn't speed,

0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:28.800
<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't be speeding. Wasn't it wasn't. The thing is

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I was doing my normal even if I even if

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I was going the speed limit of fifteen, it still

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:36.000
<v Speaker 1>would have been over the limit of five. Why the

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 1>hell do they put one tiny sign across nine lanes?

0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Is beyond me? I'll take a picture. No, but I

0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:45.160
<v Speaker 1>should do that tomorrow morning, pure and arrested for using

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.879
<v Speaker 1>my phone in the car while driving. All right, so

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>you can't wait. You can't wait the picture at the

0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 1>light before the tall boots. It's a light there. There

0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:56.040
<v Speaker 1>is just hope you get a red light, or you

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:58.000
<v Speaker 1>gotta sit there at the green light and have people

0:27:58.040 --> 0:28:00.919
<v Speaker 1>beat at you. So when I mentioned it on the

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 1>air yesterday, just briefly for ten seconds, people started texting

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 1>in that they had similar issues and just a really

0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:11.959
<v Speaker 1>really really shitty bureaucracy of you know, of a company.

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 1>How do companies exist in this day and age without

0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 1>having things electronic and quick and to the moment. That's

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:23.480
<v Speaker 1>the the irony of it is easy is an electronic,

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 1>easy and quick way to pay, so everything else is antiquated.

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:32.120
<v Speaker 1>The website for easy Pass is like something from It's

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:34.480
<v Speaker 1>like cop you serve ship it is it is the

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:41.200
<v Speaker 1>is a clunky block form. Uh. If you if you

0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 1>want to find something, you can't. If you want to

0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 1>if you want to go, oh, I want to look

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 1>at my tags. You gotta go through a twelve step

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:50.640
<v Speaker 1>process and then uh, it's just awful. It's the purple

0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:53.640
<v Speaker 1>and gray and white. It's just it's the worst. It

0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 1>looks like it looks like a stuff above crepate craig

0:28:57.360 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 1>list because it has a header that's about it, and

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 1>to have a purple motif. Somebody figured out how to

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:09.720
<v Speaker 1>get the color purple on the screen. Purple. It's disgusting.

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:12.800
<v Speaker 1>So so F you f f you easy. But they

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 1>made that site when the Internet was created, Yes, when

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>the Internet was invented, that's when they That's when that

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>ship came. The fact that you have to mail them

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 1>like actual mail tells you all you need to know.

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>You know why they want you to go slowly scary

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 1>because it's too fast for them. It's too fast, slow down,

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, there's nothing easy about easy Pass. The name

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 1>itself is a Misnow, Hey, how was your How was

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 1>your holiday? By the way, way, this is the first

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:42.240
<v Speaker 1>episode back. We should a little bit about just just

0:29:42.360 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 1>a brief overview. I think, well, we did a podcast

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 1>after Hanukah, So if you're talking about my my how

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 1>is your break? How was? I'll tell you about I'll

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 1>tell about my Christmas. Let me tell about my Christmas.

0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 1>You know that the Jewish Christmas is Chinese food in

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>the movie Always. So I went in for the first

0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 1>time since more Arch. I drove into Manhattan. So that

0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you're looking at nine months, nine and a half months,

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:10.479
<v Speaker 1>did you go to pass? I did at like thirty boom,

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:17.480
<v Speaker 1>about a week and a half. Finally my car is

0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>a blur. They came track made so fast, so we

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:23.240
<v Speaker 1>I went into I went into Wahap, which is the

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 1>legend of Chinatown. Waited on so you you what you

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:29.360
<v Speaker 1>do as you order on the app and then they

0:30:29.400 --> 0:30:32.479
<v Speaker 1>call you and confirm it and they say one hour okay,

0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>one hour great. So I get there at about the

0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:39.600
<v Speaker 1>forty eight minute mark. No traffic right now in New

0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 1>York is great, and I saw in my head scary.

0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, well, you know Manhattan is you know, it's

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 1>COVID shut down here and there. You can't eat in restaurants,

0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 1>it's all take out. And because it's Christmas, all the

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 1>parking meters and alternate side street parking rules not in effect.

0:30:57.840 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 1>You can park anywhere usually in China, and you can't

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 1>find a spot. So I'm like, this is great. I'm

0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna go to Chinatown. I'm gonna pull right up, get

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 1>the food, get out of there. Oh no, do you

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:11.160
<v Speaker 1>know what's blocking all of the parking spaces. I know, Brodie,

0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>because I go into the city every day. It's outdoor,

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 1>outdoor dining. Yeah. They built their tables in three sided

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:21.000
<v Speaker 1>tents up and down all the streets of Chinatown. In

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 1>the street where normally cars will be parallel park right

0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>so the sidewalks are clear. Imagine like there was a

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:30.560
<v Speaker 1>car there, you'd be eating dinner in the car. That's

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 1>what it's like. You step off the curb and you're

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 1>right there on the table. I meant friendly, I get it.

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Some of them had heaters set up for you. It

0:31:39.240 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 1>was wonderful. But they've taken up each street parking. So

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:47.600
<v Speaker 1>it took me twenty minutes to get a spot. Because

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:49.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm good at it. I would have taken me much

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 1>longer if I wasn't a pro. I parked about two

0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 1>blocks away and then I so everyone outside. The guy

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 1>comes upstairs and he goes phone number, So you gotta

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 1>give me a phone number, and then he runs back

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:05.240
<v Speaker 1>down the staircase. As for phone number for mama, what

0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I said, phone number? No, I did not, I said

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:12.480
<v Speaker 1>phone number. Don't all right, he was barking at everybody.

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 1>He was very right because he was, you know, it

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>was overwhelmed for Christmas. It was all my people, tribe

0:32:18.000 --> 0:32:20.760
<v Speaker 1>hashtag tribe. So he's coming up. So he's yelling at like,

0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, three two or seven nine. So so of

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:27.360
<v Speaker 1>course what happens, Oh that's me. Everybody goes, well, the

0:32:27.440 --> 0:32:30.360
<v Speaker 1>house mine waiting for an hour and a half. It's calming,

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 1>it's coming. So every time he yelled the number by

0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 1>like just from the time I was there. After a

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>while he was yelling, but like you could see he

0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:40.960
<v Speaker 1>was flinching because every time he yelled the number, one

0:32:40.960 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 1>out of thirty people was happy. So I waited another

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.600
<v Speaker 1>hour for my food. That's how bad it was, Right,

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>did you get your fix when you got the food?

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Hold on? So I ordered, you know, I

0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>want to jump to the part, so I bring home

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 1>you know you know what I ordered? Yeah? What I ordered? Uh,

0:32:57.240 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>look close porkolo maino vet stables roast. So they have

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:08.120
<v Speaker 1>a thing called four D four D lomaine. It is

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:12.600
<v Speaker 1>not just it's like how special. It's shrimp, chicken, roast,

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 1>pork and beef. There's a brown gravy on top. It's

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:22.120
<v Speaker 1>to die for. And I got one ton egg drop

0:33:22.160 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>soup and all kinds of food for the rest of

0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 1>the family. Four D four D. Yeah, I tried to No,

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:33.200
<v Speaker 1>that's four D is what they what they do to it.

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 1>They throw four ds in it when you complain about

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:39.719
<v Speaker 1>it not getting your order. Wow, that's a stretch. Okay,

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 1>go back to stretching. Yeah, so I don't. I don't

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:45.760
<v Speaker 1>check the food because it says giant bag. I gotta

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 1>walk two and a half blocks to the car. I

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:51.960
<v Speaker 1>go home, I unpack everything. My four D Lomaine has

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 1>a thick layer of vegetables on top in this sauce,

0:33:55.800 --> 0:33:59.200
<v Speaker 1>and my wanton egg drops soup mixed no greens is

0:33:59.240 --> 0:34:02.320
<v Speaker 1>now just want soup. I didn't get the mixed. I

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 1>gotta have the egg drop soup come on. So there's

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 1>a couple of mistakes. But you can't call them, no phone,

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 1>only ordering online, So you're screwed. There's nothing you can do.

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 1>So I took the vegetables out right and I picked

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:16.560
<v Speaker 1>them all out. I didn't get upset because it was

0:34:16.640 --> 0:34:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Christmas and we had. We had a great meal. The

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>food is fantastic. But that's not the problem. The problem

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:27.239
<v Speaker 1>is the movie that we watched. Now, it was I

0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:29.360
<v Speaker 1>don't want to spoil the movie, so I'm not going

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 1>to tell you the name of the movie. I'm just

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you that it came out on Christmas Day, Okay,

0:34:35.400 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>And even what I'm gonna tell you isn't going to

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:40.240
<v Speaker 1>spoil the film. But trust me, there's a major problem

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 1>with the film. And first of all, the movie was terrible.

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:46.600
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, you're gonna tell everybody in the Brooklyn

0:34:46.600 --> 0:34:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Boys companion of this episode that we did. I mention

0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 1>it on stereo. God, yeah, you did. Was talk about it,

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't say what the what what I was

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:57.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna ask? You know, so you might as well just reveal. Well,

0:34:57.520 --> 0:34:58.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. We gotta we gotta bring up.

0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 1>We gotta bring our first commercial break in here, and

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:05.400
<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna I'm gonna say the movie in five seconds.

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:07.880
<v Speaker 1>So if you want, you can skip ahead five seconds

0:35:07.880 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 1>and then the commercials will listen to the commercials. You

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:12.440
<v Speaker 1>can skip ahead. I'm gonna go I'm gonna give you

0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:13.800
<v Speaker 1>a five three to one and I'm gonna say the

0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:15.920
<v Speaker 1>name of the movie and then we'll go to commercial.

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:17.080
<v Speaker 1>When I come back, I won't say the name of

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:20.560
<v Speaker 1>the movie at it, all right, So five four three

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 1>two one one, we'll be right back. Okay. So this

0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 1>movie I saw, which most of you now know the movie.

0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>What I'm gonna say, what did that accomplish? People know

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:37.640
<v Speaker 1>what it is. I don't know if they know what

0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 1>it is. I hope they if they didn't want to know,

0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 1>But listen, I don't need to tune out. I'm not

0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:43.879
<v Speaker 1>going to ruin the movie, I promise, But there's something

0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 1>in the movie that I'm gonna point out that when

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 1>you go see it, you'll be cognizant of it, and

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:50.759
<v Speaker 1>I want your opinion. And if you've seen it, I

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 1>want your opinion. Scary you haven't seen it, so I

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 1>want your opinion. Okay, in the movie, the everybody in

0:35:56.480 --> 0:36:00.400
<v Speaker 1>the movie, for whatever reason, gets a wish. Okay, the

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 1>movie is horrifically bad. I'm saving you the trouble. Oh dude,

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:08.759
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't saying what movie it was. You said it earlier.

0:36:09.000 --> 0:36:14.480
<v Speaker 1>People know all the people that skipped was really really hot. Okay,

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:18.399
<v Speaker 1>stop stop, Okay, So now that you've ruined it. So

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:21.640
<v Speaker 1>everyone in the movie gets a wish. It's moronic. But

0:36:21.920 --> 0:36:26.080
<v Speaker 1>wonder Woman's wish is for horror. See I feel like

0:36:26.080 --> 0:36:28.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying it now. I made people skip. You just said,

0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 1>you just said, you said the woman's name who stars

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:38.279
<v Speaker 1>in the movie. Okay, So what's wish? Okay? So she

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>wishes this. She wishes to get her boyfriend back, who

0:36:42.760 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 1>died in World War One seventy years earlier. Right, she

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>knew him for a couple of weeks, a month, whatever

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:53.200
<v Speaker 1>it was, and it's a long lost love. She's hot

0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:55.440
<v Speaker 1>as a pistol wonder Woman in real life, but in

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 1>the movie, and she hasn't fell for anybody in seventy years.

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:04.600
<v Speaker 1>What a waste exactly. So now every wish in the

0:37:04.640 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>movie comes true. Every wish, no matter how insane it is,

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:12.840
<v Speaker 1>comes true exactly the way they wished for it. Some reason,

0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:16.240
<v Speaker 1>hard wish doesn't come true exactly the way she wishes

0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 1>for it. She wants her her boyfriend, Steve Trevor, to

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:23.840
<v Speaker 1>come back to life, but she waiting seventy years for

0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:26.520
<v Speaker 1>can't you just make a disappointment and moving? Right, So

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 1>this is what her wishes so rather than Chris Pine,

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:34.760
<v Speaker 1>who plays Steve Trevor, he doesn't come back as Chris Pine.

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 1>He comes back in the body of some other dude

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:44.080
<v Speaker 1>named Mike, right, So Mike again, I'm really sorry people,

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a great point. Though no, it's not. Though

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:48.080
<v Speaker 1>it's not, it's a small part of the movie. It

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:50.840
<v Speaker 1>really is. Mike comes up to her at a party

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:54.320
<v Speaker 1>and says something to her that she would remember Steve

0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:58.960
<v Speaker 1>saying seventy years earlier. Okay, She's like, what He's like,

0:37:59.040 --> 0:38:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm Steve, and she immediately believes him because of how

0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:04.759
<v Speaker 1>what he said and how he said it, even though

0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 1>she sees Mike. Right then there's like a camera trick

0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 1>and a mirror and you you then see Chris Pine.

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:13.880
<v Speaker 1>We see crisp Pine for the rest of the movie,

0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 1>even though we are now told it's Mike. It's Mike's body.

0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Chris Pine is in Mike's body, Okay, but it's chris

0:38:22.120 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Pine's brain. They have some COVID production problems where they

0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:28.360
<v Speaker 1>had to like retrofit the script because there's no reason.

0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:31.040
<v Speaker 1>There was no reason that they just didn't bring Chris

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:35.359
<v Speaker 1>Pine backs. Chris Pine, no reason. It's the most moronic thing.

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:40.360
<v Speaker 1>That's not my problem. So once she accepts him, I

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 1>guess they went through his wallet because they go back

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:47.520
<v Speaker 1>to his apartment. Oh, I'm sorry. No, Mike. Chris Pine

0:38:47.560 --> 0:38:49.520
<v Speaker 1>as Mike woke up in Mike's apartment, so he knows

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:52.799
<v Speaker 1>where he lives. They go back to Mike's apartment. You,

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 1>you are once again reminded, it's Mike. It's Mike's body, right,

0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 1>nobody cares. Throughout the home movie Wonder Woman doesn't care

0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:05.680
<v Speaker 1>where Mike is. Mike is now in in suspended animation.

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 1>His body is there, but his mind isn't. It's somewhere right,

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:14.960
<v Speaker 1>you've basically temporarily killed Mike. Um and if if for

0:39:15.000 --> 0:39:17.480
<v Speaker 1>some reason in the movie. I'm not telling you what

0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:21.080
<v Speaker 1>happens in the movie. But let's say Steve Trevor wants

0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:24.560
<v Speaker 1>to stay as Mike. Then Mike's dead. Mike's gone. So

0:39:24.719 --> 0:39:27.120
<v Speaker 1>they make no reference to Mike having a girlfriend, a family,

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:30.279
<v Speaker 1>a job, nothing. So what's the takeaway here? Here's where

0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:33.399
<v Speaker 1>I need your help. So it's her long lost love

0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:37.160
<v Speaker 1>after seventy years, right, yeah, what do they do? They

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:40.920
<v Speaker 1>immediately jump into bed and have sex. Okay, it's supposed

0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:42.759
<v Speaker 1>to be very romantic. The love of her life is back.

0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:49.960
<v Speaker 1>They have sex times, right, Okay, she's having sex with

0:39:50.080 --> 0:40:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Mike's body and Mike is unconscious. He's not there. That's wrong, right, right,

0:40:00.360 --> 0:40:04.560
<v Speaker 1>She's she's she's she's having sex mentally with Chris, with Trevor,

0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:08.120
<v Speaker 1>with Steve Trevor. But it's Mike's body, and everyone in

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:10.600
<v Speaker 1>the movie everyone's like, you know, on Twitter is like, oh,

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:12.560
<v Speaker 1>how romantic she got to get back? No, no, no no,

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:17.880
<v Speaker 1>she basically had non consensual sex with Mike. Think about it.

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about it now. I had a debate someone.

0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I had a debate. What said, it's it's it's not

0:40:26.560 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 1>your body, it's your soul, And she had sex with

0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 1>the soul of Steve Trevor. And I said, but what

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>if Mike got a venereal disease, got her piece from

0:40:35.200 --> 0:40:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Wonder Woman, or got wonder Woman pregnant. He wakes up,

0:40:38.239 --> 0:40:40.239
<v Speaker 1>he's got a kid coming up, he doesn't remember having

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>sex with her. How does wonder Woman, who pretends to

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 1>be the holiest, most truthful human being on the planet,

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:52.280
<v Speaker 1>have non consensual sex with Mike. There was no point

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:54.319
<v Speaker 1>in the movie that the writer and directors of the movie,

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:56.319
<v Speaker 1>there was no point to having him come back in

0:40:56.360 --> 0:41:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Mike's body. Well, obviously, this is why it's the box.

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:03.879
<v Speaker 1>You justify it, and nobody can you justify having Okay,

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 1>let me ask so. So, okay, So I had a

0:41:07.120 --> 0:41:09.879
<v Speaker 1>debate with somebody, right, and I said, and that they're

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:12.680
<v Speaker 1>they're arguing with me that you're not having sex with Mike,

0:41:12.880 --> 0:41:15.359
<v Speaker 1>you're having sex with with Steve. And even though it's

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Mike's body, it's steve soul you're having sex with. And

0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I go, well, what if Steve was what if Mike

0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:22.000
<v Speaker 1>was gay and didn't ever want to be with a woman.

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 1>What if Mike was saving himself a marriage? Right? His

0:41:26.880 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>body is not a virgin. So then I said, okay,

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:31.879
<v Speaker 1>let me ask you this because a lot of people now, look,

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:34.680
<v Speaker 1>nobody got upset when Tom Hanks was in Big right

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:37.799
<v Speaker 1>and he became an adult. Right, he had sex with

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:41.440
<v Speaker 1>a woman spoiler, and he was a little boy. So

0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 1>technically she had sex with a little boy in a

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:46.440
<v Speaker 1>man's body. But it wasn't someone else's body, it was

0:41:46.520 --> 0:41:51.080
<v Speaker 1>his body. Part of part of the play on on

0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 1>the well, part of anything in watching a movie which

0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:59.000
<v Speaker 1>is fiction is the suspension of disbelief, the suspension of

0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:04.360
<v Speaker 1>the going that you know you want me to suspend

0:42:04.400 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 1>this belief, then I'll tell you. Okay, the woman can

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:09.399
<v Speaker 1>fly for no reason. Yeah. But but but she date

0:42:09.480 --> 0:42:12.920
<v Speaker 1>raped a guy. I don't think it's I don't think

0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:15.680
<v Speaker 1>it was apparent because I think what ends up happening

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 1>is people like you who over analyze ship and there

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:20.760
<v Speaker 1>are a lot of you out there. Go on Twitter.

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Go on Twitter and and see how many people are

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:25.880
<v Speaker 1>upset that she had sex with Mike. A lot of

0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 1>people noticed it. If you think, okay, think about it

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:32.000
<v Speaker 1>this way. Scary. What if it was a guy, right,

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:35.160
<v Speaker 1>and his dead girlfriend came back in the body of

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:37.279
<v Speaker 1>some woman on the street and he took her home

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 1>and had sex with the body. Okay, that's yeah, because

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:43.320
<v Speaker 1>that's real life. And he's really dragging a body into it.

0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:45.440
<v Speaker 1>And I'm saying, say, drag a body. I'm saying he

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:47.560
<v Speaker 1>meets her on the street. He right, and it's his

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:50.080
<v Speaker 1>ex girlfriend in the body. Right, So it's it's the

0:42:50.080 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 1>body of some woman, but his ex girlfriend is now

0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 1>in that body. He's like, hey, oh my god, Maria,

0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:58.319
<v Speaker 1>I've missed you so much. Right now, Season Heather's body.

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 1>You take Heather back to the apartment, but it's Maria.

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Maria's like, hey, let's have sex. You have sex with

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Heather's body. You don't think Heather is gonna be piste

0:43:05.640 --> 0:43:09.640
<v Speaker 1>and sue you. Yeah, yeah, this is this is way

0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:12.239
<v Speaker 1>too deep man, It's not well, that's what he said.

0:43:12.320 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>You're talking about a woman who puts your two fucking

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:17.279
<v Speaker 1>index fingers together and then magic ship happens. I mean,

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:23.000
<v Speaker 1>I understand this isn't exactly right from the start. There's

0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:26.440
<v Speaker 1>nothing right about this. And and to me, you know,

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>you get what you pay for, and you this is

0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:33.320
<v Speaker 1>what you're listen. They're they're all this a box office

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:36.600
<v Speaker 1>written screenplay that they turn, you know, someone spent money on,

0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 1>and they're hoping that it doesn't know they're not They're

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 1>not being all cerebral. This isn't a film for deep thought.

0:43:42.719 --> 0:43:45.719
<v Speaker 1>The movie is so bad that you notice this, that's

0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:47.400
<v Speaker 1>how bad it is. And then I'm not going to

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 1>tell you anything about I look, I know you're gonna

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:50.800
<v Speaker 1>get mad at me. I'm not gonna tell what happens

0:43:50.800 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 1>in the movie, I promise, But something happens at the

0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:54.759
<v Speaker 1>end of the movie that makes this whole thing I

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:59.279
<v Speaker 1>just told you even worse, even worse, alright, so I

0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>think I would. I would go so far as to

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:05.239
<v Speaker 1>say that not many people listening to this even gave

0:44:05.400 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 1>gave it much thought at all, if they even saw

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 1>it to begin with. I mean, I'm gonna give you

0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 1>one more analogy because I used it on my family

0:44:11.200 --> 0:44:14.080
<v Speaker 1>and they got mad at me. Okay, if if some

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:17.759
<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna say, my family, let's say, scary, you're

0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 1>your your your Who did your brother or sister have

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:24.160
<v Speaker 1>have Did your brother have a daughter? My brother has

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:26.279
<v Speaker 1>a son? Okay, you have a friend who was a daughter?

0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 1>You no, not me, not me? So let's say let's say,

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:32.879
<v Speaker 1>let's say, uh, Fred, we have a guy named Fred. Right,

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:36.319
<v Speaker 1>Fred's got a teenage daughter. Okay, Scotty Be is a

0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:39.239
<v Speaker 1>teenage daughter. Teenage daughter. Let's say Scotty Be his wife

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.839
<v Speaker 1>passes away, and then I don't know, eight years later,

0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:49.080
<v Speaker 1>when his daughter is nineteen years old, his wife comes back,

0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:52.320
<v Speaker 1>her spirit comes back into the daughter's body who's nineteen.

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Under the theory that it's just the soul, could he

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:59.839
<v Speaker 1>then have sex with his daughter's body but it's his wife?

0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:04.760
<v Speaker 1>I think that's disgusting. Okay, that's my point. The body matters,

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 1>right fight. So look, I'm not saying Mike's not gonna

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:09.600
<v Speaker 1>wake up and go, holy crap, I had sex with

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:11.239
<v Speaker 1>Wonder Woman. But don't you think he would like to

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:15.440
<v Speaker 1>have been asked first? He lost like three or four

0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:17.800
<v Speaker 1>days of his life, maybe more. I'm not telling you

0:45:17.840 --> 0:45:20.920
<v Speaker 1>how it ends. We lost his life. What if he

0:45:20.960 --> 0:45:24.319
<v Speaker 1>got fired from one? All right, I'm just that's all.

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I know. It works both ways with non con sexual sex.

0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 1>But if you know, a lot of guys will just

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:34.439
<v Speaker 1>be like, this is cool. A lot of guys would

0:45:34.440 --> 0:45:39.120
<v Speaker 1>not be. Some guys might not be. But I'm just saying, yeah,

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:42.320
<v Speaker 1>I know that was How would how would your girlfriend

0:45:42.400 --> 0:45:46.279
<v Speaker 1>Robin feel if she found out that your body had

0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:48.839
<v Speaker 1>sex with wonder Woman and you were unconscious and then

0:45:48.840 --> 0:45:50.960
<v Speaker 1>you woke up and you're like, oh, and there were

0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 1>pictures of it. She's like, you had sex with wonder

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I I didn't have sex with wonder Woman. Some

0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 1>guy wasn't having my body. You think she looked at

0:45:56.760 --> 0:45:58.880
<v Speaker 1>the pictures of you, your body having sex with another

0:45:58.880 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 1>woman and be like, oh, your my wasn't. Dad's fine? Yeah,

0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:06.759
<v Speaker 1>I think you have to excuse it. Really okay, okay,

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:09.480
<v Speaker 1>let me turn it around. Let's say you saw pictures

0:46:10.000 --> 0:46:14.279
<v Speaker 1>of some ugly, out of shape, sweaty pig of a

0:46:14.320 --> 0:46:18.000
<v Speaker 1>man having sex with Robin. But then Robin was like, oh,

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I was inhabited by the soul of his wife. Uh

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:24.840
<v Speaker 1>so what do you do? Yeah, you'll be fine with it.

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:27.080
<v Speaker 1>You'd be like, oh, I don't, I don't know. You know,

0:46:27.160 --> 0:46:29.759
<v Speaker 1>this is this is why See to me, I don't

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 1>live in a world where things are impossible like this is.

0:46:32.760 --> 0:46:35.560
<v Speaker 1>These are physical impossibilities. So the things that you're talking

0:46:35.560 --> 0:46:37.880
<v Speaker 1>about don't make sense to me because I live here

0:46:37.920 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 1>on Earth and I live a really I live a

0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.719
<v Speaker 1>reality every day and I'm not but I can't around.

0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not wrapping my head around it, Brody, because because

0:46:45.200 --> 0:46:47.680
<v Speaker 1>it's it's not true, it's not gonna be it won't.

0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:50.560
<v Speaker 1>It physically can't happen, So you don't you have you

0:46:50.560 --> 0:46:52.800
<v Speaker 1>ever seen a superhero film? Have you seen Superman? But

0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:56.480
<v Speaker 1>that's why I hate them, Okay, because you can't fathom

0:46:56.960 --> 0:47:00.160
<v Speaker 1>because to me, a superhero flick is is act in

0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:07.200
<v Speaker 1>is craziness, is actually just escaping. It's an escapism mechanism.

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:09.080
<v Speaker 1>If I really we want to get on this level,

0:47:09.520 --> 0:47:12.520
<v Speaker 1>then yeah, then it's escape. But it's not reality to me.

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 1>It's just I'm watching something. I'm watching for entertainment purposes.

0:47:17.360 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Stand I'm not gonna tell what happens in the movie. Okay,

0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:22.279
<v Speaker 1>but let's say there's a guy who lived in the

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 1>nineteen tens. Right, he's around. He's around when let's say

0:47:28.719 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 1>radio was first invented, whatever year that was, right, Right,

0:47:31.960 --> 0:47:36.719
<v Speaker 1>He worked at a radio station in whenever radio was invented. Right,

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:42.200
<v Speaker 1>he dies, he comes back to life in Okay, he

0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:47.000
<v Speaker 1>walks into our radio station, sees all the equipment, and goes, oh,

0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:49.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm a radio guy, and just uses all the equipment.

0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Would you believe that? No? Right, multiply that times a thousand,

0:47:54.760 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>and that's what happened in the movie something like that. Okay,

0:47:58.120 --> 0:48:00.200
<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, head around that get you

0:48:00.239 --> 0:48:06.160
<v Speaker 1>sign up for that's exactly. So then why are you complaining? Brodie?

0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I wasted because the movie is like seven hours long.

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 1>It's just the worst A stop button. As soon as

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:14.680
<v Speaker 1>it gets gets me. I'm watching it with four other people.

0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 1>We're all sitting there going gets weird. You get up

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:21.160
<v Speaker 1>and you go into your basement. What do you want

0:48:21.160 --> 0:48:22.960
<v Speaker 1>me to tell you? I don't want to go into

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 1>my basement. What do I want to? Just get out

0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:26.359
<v Speaker 1>of there? Just get out of the say I don't

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:28.759
<v Speaker 1>want to watch this bullshit. This is stupid. And by

0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:30.160
<v Speaker 1>the way, that's the end of that. Let's move on.

0:48:30.239 --> 0:48:33.800
<v Speaker 1>It's been twenty minutes. You asked a lot of questions. Fault.

0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:36.359
<v Speaker 1>I did not ask you one. I All I said

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:38.560
<v Speaker 1>was how was your fucking New Year's And you talked

0:48:38.560 --> 0:48:41.439
<v Speaker 1>about your Chinese food? And now twenty minutes about this film,

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:43.120
<v Speaker 1>which I don't give a funk about because to me,

0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:45.360
<v Speaker 1>it's a suspension of disbelief. I go in and I

0:48:45.440 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 1>get what I expect. I expect entertainment and visuals, and

0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I know that things are gonna happen there that are

0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:54.879
<v Speaker 1>physically impossible. Okay. So if you're watching an Avengers film, right,

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:58.760
<v Speaker 1>we're watching Avengers, Yes, you're watching Avengers, just spend disbelief. Yeah, okay,

0:48:58.840 --> 0:49:01.440
<v Speaker 1>And the thing that happens could is fine. Okay. And

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:05.799
<v Speaker 1>you know Thor right right, the movie is laden with

0:49:05.840 --> 0:49:08.839
<v Speaker 1>things that can't happen in real life. If Thor Chris

0:49:08.880 --> 0:49:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Hemsworth out of nowhere, picks up a dog and eats it.

0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:16.879
<v Speaker 1>A live dog starts eating it. Are you gonna say, well,

0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:19.120
<v Speaker 1>he's a god of thunder, so he's powerful enough to

0:49:19.120 --> 0:49:20.920
<v Speaker 1>eat the dogs on fine? Yes, because I know him.

0:49:20.920 --> 0:49:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Been watching an Avenger's film. If it happened in real life,

0:49:22.960 --> 0:49:26.080
<v Speaker 1>down but it makes sense, it makes no sense. It

0:49:26.080 --> 0:49:28.080
<v Speaker 1>would make no sense in the context of the movie

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 1>that the authority eat a dog. You have to go

0:49:30.320 --> 0:49:33.200
<v Speaker 1>why would eat a dog? Doesn't make any sense? Question

0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:36.560
<v Speaker 1>it not my world, man. I like that. I like biopics.

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I like documentaries. I like comedies. Movie you saw. I

0:49:40.560 --> 0:49:43.239
<v Speaker 1>watched The Social Dilemma on Netflix because it's set in

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 1>reality and it's giving me information. I listen. But but

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:49.000
<v Speaker 1>when when I go for a comedy, if I'm watching comedy,

0:49:49.400 --> 0:49:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I expect I don't. I don't question anything in the

0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:54.120
<v Speaker 1>film because it ruins it for me. I'm like, I'm

0:49:54.160 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 1>here to be entertained at this point, I don't care

0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:59.400
<v Speaker 1>what happens. Suspension of disbelief. Guys, look it up, everyone,

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 1>look it up. It's it's a thing, and it's a

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:03.960
<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a method which works in Hollywood for

0:50:05.200 --> 0:50:08.279
<v Speaker 1>it's the golden age of of of your suspension and

0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:11.800
<v Speaker 1>disbelief means, if you're watching Star Wars, then you believe

0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:14.239
<v Speaker 1>that there's a thing called the force, right, yeah, use

0:50:14.320 --> 0:50:18.400
<v Speaker 1>it right, that people can levitate. That's how you suspend disbelief. Okay,

0:50:18.440 --> 0:50:20.680
<v Speaker 1>but if but if Luke Skywalker suddenly pulls out a

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:23.239
<v Speaker 1>rules cube, hold on, he pulls out a Rubik's cube,

0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:24.880
<v Speaker 1>but he solves it in two seconds, You're like, what

0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:26.880
<v Speaker 1>the helly does not a Rubic's cube is? What does

0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:29.359
<v Speaker 1>that mean? That's not right. It has to be within

0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 1>the in the scope of what you're believing. What in

0:50:32.080 --> 0:50:34.640
<v Speaker 1>the world they create. It has to make sense. There's

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:36.520
<v Speaker 1>no dogs in Star Wars, So if all of a

0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:38.960
<v Speaker 1>sudden there's a dog, there's a poodle, You're like, what

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 1>does a poodal doing there? That doesn't make any sense.

0:50:41.840 --> 0:50:43.400
<v Speaker 1>You would say, it doesn't make you go, I'm going

0:50:43.480 --> 0:50:45.920
<v Speaker 1>to suspend this beliefs anything's possible, know, anything is not

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:50.760
<v Speaker 1>possible in Star Wars. The writers and directors got Wonder

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Woman wrong. It's a ship film, terrible, it's awful, and

0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:57.239
<v Speaker 1>I feel for my but you know what, there are

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:59.759
<v Speaker 1>clunkers in life and then their box office, smashes and

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:02.560
<v Speaker 1>sent So, so what do you see smashed with Mike?

0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:05.280
<v Speaker 1>That's great, she smashed with my great have a party.

0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:08.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm not continue to move We can move on.

0:51:08.960 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Now we go, Now, we can move on. I wanted

0:51:10.960 --> 0:51:15.239
<v Speaker 1>to move on twenty minutes ago. Oh come on, come on, look,

0:51:15.280 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I got I got a Scamboni. Would like hear Scamboni.

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I would love something other than this type of fine,

0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:32.160
<v Speaker 1>all right, give me a Scamboni music. Good God, what

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:35.560
<v Speaker 1>you find out? Okay? So I have fire sticks Amazon

0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:40.799
<v Speaker 1>fire sticks on all of the television sets in my house. Okay,

0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:43.080
<v Speaker 1>So if you don't know where firestick is, it's a

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 1>little um it's like a flash drive and you plug

0:51:46.640 --> 0:51:48.560
<v Speaker 1>it into your hd m I input on your TV

0:51:49.160 --> 0:51:52.640
<v Speaker 1>and you can watch a lot like all the streaming channels.

0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:55.279
<v Speaker 1>If your TV doesn't have built in streaming. Some of

0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:57.640
<v Speaker 1>my TVs have built in you know, smart apps whatever

0:51:57.840 --> 0:52:01.920
<v Speaker 1>smart TVs, and some don't. So when Amazon does the

0:52:01.920 --> 0:52:04.640
<v Speaker 1>big sales, right, what do they call the Amazon Amazon

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Prime Day? Right? And for the holidays, the firestick is

0:52:09.600 --> 0:52:11.960
<v Speaker 1>sometimes it's forty nine dollars. It goes on sale with

0:52:12.040 --> 0:52:15.080
<v Speaker 1>thirty nine goes to the sale. So it was on sale,

0:52:15.200 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 1>the good one with the volume control and without divine control.

0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:25.719
<v Speaker 1>So I needed one more. My daughter's room didn't have

0:52:25.760 --> 0:52:27.799
<v Speaker 1>a firestick, and I told her i'd get her one

0:52:27.840 --> 0:52:31.160
<v Speaker 1>for for the holidays. So I got her one. Okay,

0:52:31.200 --> 0:52:34.840
<v Speaker 1>So I know thereend on whether or you wanted to

0:52:34.800 --> 0:52:40.200
<v Speaker 1>divine control on the firestick. The one in um in

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 1>our one of our guest bedrooms that I sometimes sit

0:52:45.160 --> 0:52:46.600
<v Speaker 1>in and watch TV when I want to get away

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:49.480
<v Speaker 1>from the movie on in the other room. It's a

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:53.120
<v Speaker 1>little older. It's not a four K firestick. So I'm

0:52:53.120 --> 0:52:57.640
<v Speaker 1>in there watching I don't know, YouTube, Netflix, whatever I'm on,

0:52:58.000 --> 0:53:01.879
<v Speaker 1>and I get a pop up that says, congratulations, you're

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 1>eligible for an upgrade. Oh, I'm eligible. So I'm eligible

0:53:07.840 --> 0:53:09.480
<v Speaker 1>for an upgrades. So I have this old fire stick.

0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:12.360
<v Speaker 1>It's like second generation, I think up the fourth generation,

0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:15.239
<v Speaker 1>and the one the one in that room is like

0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a lot of memory. It's almost filled with apps. Like,

0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:21.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm eligible for an upgrade. That's fantastic. Now, if someone

0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 1>tells you're eligible, what do you think? Scary? That means

0:53:25.600 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I can get it if I act. Now I'm eligible,

0:53:30.040 --> 0:53:32.360
<v Speaker 1>So I click on it, and it takes me to

0:53:32.440 --> 0:53:37.080
<v Speaker 1>a Firestick sale page through Amazon dot Com, because Amazon

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:41.960
<v Speaker 1>owns fire the Firestick, and it says, congratulations, you can

0:53:41.960 --> 0:53:48.160
<v Speaker 1>now upgrade your Firestick normally you can get it for

0:53:50.719 --> 0:53:57.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm eligible for that. I'm eligible, thank you. I'm eligible

0:53:57.840 --> 0:54:02.239
<v Speaker 1>to spend thirty on something that a week ago, for

0:54:02.400 --> 0:54:08.279
<v Speaker 1>everyone was eligible. Means you get it for free. I'm

0:54:08.600 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 1>so basically I'm allowed to buy it at a higher

0:54:12.640 --> 0:54:16.839
<v Speaker 1>reduced price than it was on sale last week. Completely misleading, Completely,

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:22.080
<v Speaker 1>that's a scamboni. Hey, you're eligible to upgrade your seats

0:54:22.080 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>on the plane, you know I get better seats, uh sir?

0:54:24.719 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 1>For additional eight hundred dollars. We can put you in

0:54:27.160 --> 0:54:31.120
<v Speaker 1>a seat that's not eligible. Okay, in certain in certain instances,

0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:34.880
<v Speaker 1>you're granted the thing for free. But to play Devil's

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:37.200
<v Speaker 1>advocate for a second, of course, when they say you're

0:54:37.239 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 1>eligible for a seat upgrade, I don't take that as

0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I get the seat for free, the upgrade for free.

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:45.319
<v Speaker 1>I get it because to me, it's like you've been

0:54:45.360 --> 0:54:48.400
<v Speaker 1>awarded the free upgrade, and there it is. That's that

0:54:48.440 --> 0:54:52.040
<v Speaker 1>means it's free. But the second I say it's I'm eligible.

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay. That means I have now been put

0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 1>in a different pool of people that have this advantage

0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:00.759
<v Speaker 1>over the other pool of people, and now I can

0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:03.400
<v Speaker 1>pay an extra hundred twenty nine dollars to get my

0:55:03.480 --> 0:55:05.880
<v Speaker 1>first class seat. Okay, here's what I was thinking it

0:55:06.000 --> 0:55:11.759
<v Speaker 1>was gonna be. Okay, it was last week. By saying

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:14.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm eligible, I'm figuring if I mailed back the old

0:55:14.960 --> 0:55:17.560
<v Speaker 1>fire stick I have, they'll give it to me for

0:55:17.920 --> 0:55:22.719
<v Speaker 1>fifteen nineteen dollars, the good one. So instead of maybe

0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I'll get it for so I'm eligible for something special,

0:55:26.440 --> 0:55:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll send back my old one. They can refurbish it

0:55:28.600 --> 0:55:30.719
<v Speaker 1>and sell it for ten bucks, and they'll give me

0:55:30.840 --> 0:55:33.120
<v Speaker 1>one at a really good price. When I think, when

0:55:33.120 --> 0:55:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I think eligible, also let me clarify, if it's a

0:55:36.600 --> 0:55:40.759
<v Speaker 1>big nut, if it's something that's all. If it's like

0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:44.040
<v Speaker 1>something that with a lot of money, then the eligibility is,

0:55:44.120 --> 0:55:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I get into this next category with

0:55:46.560 --> 0:55:49.520
<v Speaker 1>the possibility I can buy this. But when it's an

0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:53.160
<v Speaker 1>item like that, like something it's a scamboni, because it's

0:55:53.360 --> 0:55:55.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh my god, because because you're you're dealing

0:55:55.800 --> 0:55:58.359
<v Speaker 1>with something that's nineteen dollars through how much. How much

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:01.400
<v Speaker 1>does it really cost them to give you it's plastic,

0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:05.560
<v Speaker 1>it's probably a seven five bucks. When I hear eligible

0:56:05.600 --> 0:56:07.520
<v Speaker 1>for an upgrade, I think, oh, I'm getting that ship

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:09.360
<v Speaker 1>for free because it's a five dollar item, right, or

0:56:09.480 --> 0:56:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm paying a slight difference. I'm paying an upgrade. Like

0:56:13.480 --> 0:56:16.040
<v Speaker 1>if you if you have if you have uh seats

0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:18.040
<v Speaker 1>on a plane, if the seats in the back of

0:56:18.080 --> 0:56:21.160
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and the upgrade is eight hundred, that's six

0:56:21.280 --> 0:56:23.240
<v Speaker 1>hundred bucks. Maybe they give it to you four fifty,

0:56:23.719 --> 0:56:25.440
<v Speaker 1>right because you use the two hundred, But they're not

0:56:25.520 --> 0:56:28.040
<v Speaker 1>giving me the value. Might and row it's going, Oh

0:56:28.320 --> 0:56:31.560
<v Speaker 1>you want the better seat, it's eight hundred. Tell about

0:56:31.600 --> 0:56:34.680
<v Speaker 1>ticket nothing? Yeah, so I got nothing. Then I gotta

0:56:34.680 --> 0:56:36.080
<v Speaker 1>sell it on eBay if I want my money back.

0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:38.400
<v Speaker 1>That's not what eligible means. Don't get me excited. You

0:56:38.480 --> 0:56:42.600
<v Speaker 1>gotta pull a fucking fairway on them. That way fair

0:56:42.760 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 1>way fair I call it a fairway. That's a grocery store. Yeah,

0:56:48.719 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 1>it's not even in business anymore, right, No, it's not.

0:56:51.440 --> 0:56:54.960
<v Speaker 1>They're gone. The fair way still supermarket. That was in

0:56:55.040 --> 0:56:57.880
<v Speaker 1>all the Impractical Jokers episodes. They always went the fairway.

0:56:57.880 --> 0:57:00.279
<v Speaker 1>I said it that it worked well, it's still it

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:04.719
<v Speaker 1>still exists in name, but they've sold the company and company. Hey,

0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I want to promote something real quick. Um. I used

0:57:07.160 --> 0:57:08.920
<v Speaker 1>to be in a sketch comedy group. I think I

0:57:09.000 --> 0:57:10.759
<v Speaker 1>mentioned it briefly on the stereo thing that we did.

0:57:11.600 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I was in a five person sketching improv group. And

0:57:15.280 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 1>one of the funniest people I know, uh, is my

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:21.560
<v Speaker 1>friend Craig Mitchell. Craig moved out to California many years

0:57:21.600 --> 0:57:24.760
<v Speaker 1>ago to be an actor and for pilot season. He's

0:57:24.800 --> 0:57:27.400
<v Speaker 1>been in a bunch of TV shows, you know, smaller

0:57:27.480 --> 0:57:30.160
<v Speaker 1>parts and uh, you know, he does what he's gotta

0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 1>do to make a living, and he's just he's hilarious.

0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:36.240
<v Speaker 1>He's does stand up anyway. He started a YouTube recurring

0:57:36.360 --> 0:57:39.720
<v Speaker 1>cooking show. He's been trying to eat healthier, so he's

0:57:39.720 --> 0:57:43.400
<v Speaker 1>doing a cooking healthy Uh. I guess it's a a

0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:45.840
<v Speaker 1>video show TV show, but on YouTube. Every week he

0:57:45.880 --> 0:57:49.400
<v Speaker 1>does a video. And so I want to say a

0:57:49.480 --> 0:57:51.320
<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago, I told you guys a story

0:57:51.680 --> 0:57:54.400
<v Speaker 1>about how he asked me to film something and then

0:57:54.720 --> 0:57:56.880
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell me it shouldn't be dirty, and I had

0:57:56.920 --> 0:57:59.680
<v Speaker 1>to do it again. Okay, I told the story on

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:01.640
<v Speaker 1>the stair, a podcast thing that we did, but nobody

0:58:01.680 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 1>heard it. It's like, you know, so here's what happened. Um,

0:58:04.640 --> 0:58:07.000
<v Speaker 1>we used to do scare you saw this. You came

0:58:07.040 --> 0:58:09.200
<v Speaker 1>to see me perform. If you've ever seen the David

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<v Speaker 1>let him in. Top ten list right well, he goes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the top ten reasons to break up with a girl

0:58:15.160 --> 0:58:17.920
<v Speaker 1>before Christmas, number ten, number nine, it's all written out.

0:58:18.000 --> 0:58:20.480
<v Speaker 1>He reads that the writers put it together. Whatever, well,

0:58:20.600 --> 0:58:22.919
<v Speaker 1>we would do improv in the comedy club. We would

0:58:22.960 --> 0:58:25.080
<v Speaker 1>say to the audience, give us a topic. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do a on the on the on the on the cuff,

0:58:29.640 --> 0:58:32.440
<v Speaker 1>on the spot, top five list because we're five of us.

0:58:32.800 --> 0:58:34.800
<v Speaker 1>So you got to the orange, you get top top

0:58:34.880 --> 0:58:37.560
<v Speaker 1>five worst Ben and Jerry flavors. And then the minute

0:58:37.600 --> 0:58:40.120
<v Speaker 1>you get the topic, the number five guys steps following

0:58:40.120 --> 0:58:42.120
<v Speaker 1>goes number five and then gives an example of the

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<v Speaker 1>worst Ben and Jerry's flavor. Okay, and then number four,

0:58:46.200 --> 0:58:48.800
<v Speaker 1>number three, and two. So if you're number one, you

0:58:49.000 --> 0:58:51.000
<v Speaker 1>have all the way down to you have a long

0:58:51.120 --> 0:58:54.000
<v Speaker 1>time to wait. You have like ten fifteen seconds total

0:58:54.280 --> 0:58:56.400
<v Speaker 1>to think about your answer, but someone else to make

0:58:56.440 --> 0:58:58.880
<v Speaker 1>up and say answer, then you're screwed, right. Anyway, we

0:58:58.920 --> 0:59:01.479
<v Speaker 1>did this live. We broke up as a comedy group

0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:04.680
<v Speaker 1>uh way too many years ago to benon a long

0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:07.680
<v Speaker 1>time ago, when I was only working at the radio

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:10.640
<v Speaker 1>station for a few years and my schedule got too hectic,

0:59:10.720 --> 0:59:13.120
<v Speaker 1>and we broke up the group after a while. Anyway,

0:59:13.160 --> 0:59:16.800
<v Speaker 1>he got us back together to film a top five list.

0:59:17.160 --> 0:59:18.760
<v Speaker 1>He gave us a topic and we ought to record

0:59:18.800 --> 0:59:23.240
<v Speaker 1>ourselves giving uh an answer. And so he said, record

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<v Speaker 1>like four or five answers for the top five list,

0:59:26.720 --> 0:59:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and I'll pick the best one from each person and

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<v Speaker 1>put it together on my show as a bonus feature.

0:59:32.240 --> 0:59:34.320
<v Speaker 1>And the topic will be related to the item that

0:59:34.400 --> 0:59:37.960
<v Speaker 1>we're making in the show. Okay, great. So I recorded it,

0:59:38.400 --> 0:59:41.360
<v Speaker 1>and after I recorded it, he says, oh, you know, um,

0:59:41.720 --> 0:59:44.560
<v Speaker 1>they're a little bit off color and a little harsh.

0:59:45.240 --> 0:59:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Can you do something? I don't say ass and you

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<v Speaker 1>say bought instead, And I'm fine, It's just he didn't

0:59:50.760 --> 0:59:52.920
<v Speaker 1>tell me that. So I spent a lot of time

0:59:53.480 --> 0:59:58.200
<v Speaker 1>writing material and then filming myself stuff that didn't get used.

0:59:58.600 --> 1:00:00.920
<v Speaker 1>And I love the guy, it's fine. So the topic

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<v Speaker 1>he gave us was I think it was top five

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<v Speaker 1>reasons to make low carbs cinnamon buns. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he does in this episode. So the five

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<v Speaker 1>of us gave our answers. And so the one he used,

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<v Speaker 1>you can you. I'm gonna tell you how to how

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<v Speaker 1>to watch it in a minute, you'll see the one

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<v Speaker 1>he used it was relatively safe. It was fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I was number two in the out of the

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<v Speaker 1>top five countdown um universe or of five two one,

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<v Speaker 1>because the guy got number one. I thought his answer

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<v Speaker 1>was good because I got I got censored. Basically, So

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<v Speaker 1>the top five reasons to eat it um a low

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<v Speaker 1>carb cinnamon bunn. One of them, I said, was um,

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<v Speaker 1>because the doctor already took your other foot. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>diabetic joke, right, well, okay yeah, and he's like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>my audience is very well. I was like, okay, all right, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>So with stuff like that, so I think he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do eventually release all the ones he didn't use, which

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<v Speaker 1>were a little harder. But if you're interested in seeing

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<v Speaker 1>my friend cook cinnamon buns, low carb cinnamon buns, he's

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<v Speaker 1>very funny. And uh so his name is Craig Mitchell

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<v Speaker 1>spelled Craig with the C and Mitchell like the name

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell and his his page. His TV show is called

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<v Speaker 1>Off the Cuff Cuff and the latest episode I think

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<v Speaker 1>is the one, and I'm gonna tweet out the link,

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<v Speaker 1>but please go look for it. Just look for off

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<v Speaker 1>to It's very funny, but I think at the end

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<v Speaker 1>or in the middle, I don't where you put it

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<v Speaker 1>is this montage of us doing at top five lists.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can kind of see the people I used

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<v Speaker 1>to perform with and how much better I looked in

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<v Speaker 1>all of them now and scary now Brody, Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>was that? Yup? Because I already see it coming. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is something that I think we both

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<v Speaker 1>can agree on. People and businesses who are using the

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic as an excuse. A couple of weeks ago, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend and I wanted to go out to brunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course they get that, right, Me and my girlfriend? Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend and me that nope, the girlfriend, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out the brunch and we wanted to sit outside.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was trying to clarify reservation, a reservation that

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<v Speaker 1>I made online and wanted to make sure that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they had the space heaters. I had questions

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<v Speaker 1>for the restaurant, but this restaurant, let's call them. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I think I should call them live here.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're not gonna we're gonna get there, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get their voicemails. Well, forget it. I'm just gonna. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna. It's it's not it's very quickly says thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for calling blah blah blah restaurant. Due to the

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic and the coronavirus pandemic, we cannot answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>And they did go on to like throw you into

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<v Speaker 1>an email address and just be like, fuck you go

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<v Speaker 1>take care of your problems online. They are not answering

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<v Speaker 1>their phone because of the pandemic. Now, nothing has nothing

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<v Speaker 1>has changed. The restaurant still operates. It's still as cooks,

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<v Speaker 1>a general manager, a maitre d waiters, waitresses, it has

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<v Speaker 1>it has personnel right and in fact, they even arguments

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<v Speaker 1>can be made that they even have less customers because

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<v Speaker 1>they can only do outdoor dining because it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Manhattan, and there's no indoor dining currently allowed. So

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<v Speaker 1>to me, you're shirking your responsibilities in customer service because

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<v Speaker 1>you you know, but you're using that as a front.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the fact that a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>and they're not. It's not just them. That's just one

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<v Speaker 1>small example of people that are doing that in real

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<v Speaker 1>life to other in other facets. In other they're just

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<v Speaker 1>using the pandemic as an excuse to not provide proper

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<v Speaker 1>customer service. Now that is. That is one of several

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<v Speaker 1>customer service lines that I've called in the past seven

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<v Speaker 1>or eight months where the very first thing you hear

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<v Speaker 1>is due to the convot the coronavirus pandemic. We you know,

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<v Speaker 1>things are slower. I understand ups slow. Oh, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know they had that on their website. I had the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and I wouldn't answer the phone. They wouldn't answer

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<v Speaker 1>the phone because I wanted to find out if they

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<v Speaker 1>had proper space heaters. And by the way, the answer

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<v Speaker 1>there was no they didn't. Because I got there and

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<v Speaker 1>it was cold as fuck, and we rushed through our

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<v Speaker 1>meal and by the time they threw the eggs down

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<v Speaker 1>on the table ten seconds later, they were cold, and

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<v Speaker 1>like this is this is and I'm sitting there with

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<v Speaker 1>like layers of coats on, shivering next to my girlfhone,

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<v Speaker 1>like all right, this is great, And then I order

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<v Speaker 1>an extra coffee because because you get be coffee because

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<v Speaker 1>I need something hot right now. It was it was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Had I known got through them, Well, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>a solution necessary. This isn't about trying to get desert

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<v Speaker 1>from that. I just think it just sucks that that

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<v Speaker 1>people in general are using the pandemic as an excuse

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<v Speaker 1>to not provide their proper normal customers. So they should

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<v Speaker 1>have given you a more detailed voicemail when you called, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not doing this. We're doing that, and we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>outdoor seating and we we provide space heaters for every

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<v Speaker 1>six people or whatever. It should tell you that. It

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<v Speaker 1>should tell you on the website anything you want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>People have to at It's like putting tables outside. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to adapt. It's like New York right now. They

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<v Speaker 1>read an article yesterday. But don't pull and tell me

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<v Speaker 1>you can't answer your fucking phone, because what does the

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic have to do with you answering a phone? Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to play devil's advocate back at your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say some restaurants have such a busy takeout service.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't they this is not one of them, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that they have like somebody who answers the phone, who

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<v Speaker 1>like a pizza place. Sometimes there's people who just answer

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<v Speaker 1>all the phones during dinner time to take all the orders, right.

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<v Speaker 1>They may have had to trim down the staff scary

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<v Speaker 1>so much that they don't have someone that could run

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<v Speaker 1>to the phone during brunch hours, during any hour. I called,

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<v Speaker 1>I called regular time, I called before broad I called

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<v Speaker 1>on a weekday before the Peter Luger, before the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys know what I'm talking about. They don't answer

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, and nothing's going on. Two years ago, a

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<v Speaker 1>year and a half ago before pre pandemic PP. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't answer the phone at all. Anyway, you can't make

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<v Speaker 1>a reservation. Can we get back to that though, of

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<v Speaker 1>answering the phone and providing an actual live body on

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<v Speaker 1>the other end. I'm sure there's some people listen you

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<v Speaker 1>want to You could route your phone. That's the pandemic

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<v Speaker 1>is not an excuse, because you could route the phones

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<v Speaker 1>through somebody's apartment and then they could just pick up

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<v Speaker 1>their or their or their cell phones somewhere someone who's

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<v Speaker 1>not even you know, the general manager of the owner,

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<v Speaker 1>and he could just like, you know, just pop in

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<v Speaker 1>the air but an air pot in his ear and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Hey, how are you so and so restaurant?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you don't I don't have to answer the physically.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming they had a reason for not answering the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe people keep answering the same dumb question, my question.

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<v Speaker 1>My problem is a larger problem that at some point

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<v Speaker 1>everybody using that because of due to COVID you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta people have to stop using that as an

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<v Speaker 1>excuse in certain fields, I mean certain things you can't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's talk about restaurants. So on our favorite top

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's Eve, I think it's New Year's Eve. It

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<v Speaker 1>was Christmas Eve. Christmas was Chinese with Christmas Eve, so

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<v Speaker 1>I understand the holiday. We ordered, um my wife an

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<v Speaker 1>eye for the whole family. We ordered I want to

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<v Speaker 1>stay close to three. It was. It was a very

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<v Speaker 1>expensive steakhouse that you've been to in the in the

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<v Speaker 1>area where we live. I'm gonna say it's about No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not in the area we live. It's about forty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes north of where we live, okay, but we like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's located near a mall. It's a great steakhouse, not

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<v Speaker 1>one you've taken me to, because you haven't. Our bill

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<v Speaker 1>was about I don't know, to seventy eight whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>we ordered. I'm gonna I'm gonna read the list of things,

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<v Speaker 1>so keep in mind, there's no they don't have indoor

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<v Speaker 1>dining right on the holiday. Normally they have maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of tables outside in the parking lot, but most

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<v Speaker 1>of their business is to go, right, most of their

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<v Speaker 1>order is to go. So let me see if I

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<v Speaker 1>can pull up the list of things that we're wrong here.

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<v Speaker 1>It is okay. So we ordered steak, we ordered lobster tails.

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<v Speaker 1>Again it's a holiday meal. We splurged, you know. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>We ordered uh to caesar salads and lobster mac and cheese. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and we ordered peppercorn sauce on the side of the

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<v Speaker 1>steaks because the kids like peppercorn sauce on the side,

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<v Speaker 1>and a bunch of the things. So we go and

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<v Speaker 1>pick up the food. It's forty minutes bring it back

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<v Speaker 1>and when so some of the things aren't cooked. Now

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<v Speaker 1>we've ordered from them before and they give you a

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<v Speaker 1>sheet with cooking instructions like how to prepare the food

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<v Speaker 1>and put it together. Right. We also ordered three cremebrol

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<v Speaker 1>As desserts, which are you know what is right? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So they have a cremebrol cheesecake. They have a crembro

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<v Speaker 1>a cheesecake torch. They torched the top of it. Very crusty, sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>crusty thing, fantastic, the creme underneath. So we unpack everything.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no cooking instructions the cremeber A cheesecake. One of

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<v Speaker 1>them is crembro aid, two of them aren't. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>grilled lemons for the lobster. There's no steak butter that

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be there to melt for the steak.

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<v Speaker 1>Noe um. We were supposed to put breadcrumbs, bread crumbs

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<v Speaker 1>on the lobster back and cheese. No bread crumbs. Urban Dictionary,

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<v Speaker 1>Google truffle butter. Everybody the Yeah Nicki Minaj song correct

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of people. The pop the peppercorn on

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<v Speaker 1>the side is on the steak. Okay, yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 1>call I speak to the manager because the girls like

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<v Speaker 1>you can talk to the manager. I said, hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>have no cooking instructions. He said, well, did you order

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<v Speaker 1>meal price? Fixed? Meal? One or two? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I got some lobster, and I think, he goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. I'll give me your phone. Your

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<v Speaker 1>your wife's phone number, because I said, she's in she's

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<v Speaker 1>upstairs in the kitchen right now and she's about to

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<v Speaker 1>prepare the stuff. I said, text hard because her number

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<v Speaker 1>was on the order she placed the order. Text her

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<v Speaker 1>the instructions for the two different meals. One of them

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be for us, okay, And I said

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<v Speaker 1>about the the crimber, Uh, it's not blayed. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we find it doesn't travel well when you

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<v Speaker 1>browley the top. And so I said, I didn't so

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<v Speaker 1>what because well, some people may not like it? If

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<v Speaker 1>I said, did you ask me? I said, well, when

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<v Speaker 1>it's to go, we don't brow lay it. Why did

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<v Speaker 1>they get to make that decision for you? Right? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean you don't play it when it's

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<v Speaker 1>to go? I said, how is that possible? One of

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<v Speaker 1>the three is brolaid, one of them is done. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>that shouldn't happen, I said, Okay, okay. So at this

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<v Speaker 1>point I've only noticed that the brolet and the dinner instructions,

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<v Speaker 1>haven't noticed anything else. So he says, I'll send it

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<v Speaker 1>right over. Fifteen minutes go by. We get one of

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<v Speaker 1>the meal packages instructions on what the cook and had

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<v Speaker 1>to cook it, but not the one we actually not

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<v Speaker 1>the other one. It's I called back. I go, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I think his name is. I'm gonna say Ryan something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, something like Ryan. They say Ryan. You never

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<v Speaker 1>said the second one. Oh man, thanks for reminding me.

1:10:50.920 --> 1:10:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Reminding you. You said you'd send both of them at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. How do you forget one of them

1:10:57.960 --> 1:11:00.639
<v Speaker 1>when you're when you're sending the first one, your mind

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<v Speaker 1>should easily go to forget altogether. I forgot one of

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<v Speaker 1>the two. So we're standing there. We don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>cook the A couple of things that have to be prepared,

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<v Speaker 1>like what temperature that the lobson tails going I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So he sends the second one, and I start noticing

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<v Speaker 1>all these things are are missing, that are wrong. So

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<v Speaker 1>when I had him on the phone the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know, well you didn't send a thing

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not cooked. I know it's it's it's Christmas Eve.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not the bad guy here, people, I'm not. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you guys are busy, you know, Yeah, I said, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I just um, you know, we love your place. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm and it looks like the caesar salad. Forgive me.

1:11:41.720 --> 1:11:44.679
<v Speaker 1>There's a container of caesar salad. It's like three quarters full.

1:11:45.280 --> 1:11:47.479
<v Speaker 1>We ordered sees a salad for two. He said, you

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<v Speaker 1>order for two. Yeah, he said, we ordered two season salads.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, oh, you're missing a container, said missing a container. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>We're supposed to put two and we only put one. Sorry.

1:11:57.560 --> 1:11:58.840
<v Speaker 1>So he says, I'm gonna. I'm gonna send you a

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<v Speaker 1>gift card for your troubles. Of course, okay, great, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. So then later in the meal, we noticed

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<v Speaker 1>there's no steak butter, no lemons, no bread crumbs, the

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<v Speaker 1>sauce is not on the side. Every single step of

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<v Speaker 1>the meal, there's something wrong. So I said, you know what, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna. My wife says, just leave it, just leave

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<v Speaker 1>it alone. He's gonna send us a gift card. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Eve, no problem spent. I left it alone, so

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<v Speaker 1>that the right. So the gift card comes right, the

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<v Speaker 1>gift card is fifty dollars. That's fifty dollars on a

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<v Speaker 1>meal where the whole meal was wrong and things were

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<v Speaker 1>missing and things were cooked wrong, whateverty. So my wife says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that doesn't seem like a fair thing. Did he

1:12:50.160 --> 1:12:52.720
<v Speaker 1>forget to put the other fifty dollar gift card in? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said so. She says, well, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>I want to handle this, because you usually handle this.

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<v Speaker 1>But I ordered the food and I'm the one disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>I really thought he was gonna sound like a hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a three hundred dollar meal, you know, give

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<v Speaker 1>me something, give me a hundred. But I didn't ask

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<v Speaker 1>for it. He volunteered. I'm I'm gonna send you a

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<v Speaker 1>gift car to make up for your problems. But he

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<v Speaker 1>said it like yeah, all right. So my wife says,

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<v Speaker 1>let me, um, let me see what I gotta do,

1:13:20.680 --> 1:13:24.040
<v Speaker 1>goes on the website, shoots an email to Corporate Corporate,

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<v Speaker 1>fowards it onto the manager Ryan Corporate. Well, she went

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<v Speaker 1>to the website. Well it's there's more than one restaurant. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say what it is, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>a big name steak chain. It's not a chain. Well,

1:13:37.320 --> 1:13:40.639
<v Speaker 1>it's like there's more than one scale. It's a very upscale.

1:13:40.720 --> 1:13:42.720
<v Speaker 1>It's not like it's not out back, and I love

1:13:42.760 --> 1:13:47.479
<v Speaker 1>out back, but it's not. It's way beyond that. No, no, no, no, dude,

1:13:47.560 --> 1:13:50.880
<v Speaker 1>this is this is you know. Okay, yeah, okay, it's

1:13:51.040 --> 1:13:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't even say where it is. But anyway, so, um,

1:13:55.360 --> 1:14:01.479
<v Speaker 1>my wife uh comes home from work. Days later, she says, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got an emails response back. Yeah, She goes, They're

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<v Speaker 1>sending us another hundred dollars, another hundred on top of

1:14:08.479 --> 1:14:10.519
<v Speaker 1>the fifty. Now you got Now you got half off

1:14:10.560 --> 1:14:13.599
<v Speaker 1>your meal. Now I'm feeling like now I feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I feel good. So my so my wife says,

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<v Speaker 1>you think you do what I want to can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so proud, good because my because my wife

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<v Speaker 1>does that's not normally who she is. She's always like,

1:14:23.080 --> 1:14:25.640
<v Speaker 1>don't just leave it, you know. But I'm more like

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<v Speaker 1>your wife in that regard, like ie, the same birthday

1:14:29.680 --> 1:14:32.320
<v Speaker 1>we do. Maybe that's the thing. Maybe that's uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>think this. I think that if I'm really really done dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>I will go after what I think is best. I

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<v Speaker 1>will try and make myself whole. I I do fight

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<v Speaker 1>for the free dessert. I'm not afraid to write letters,

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<v Speaker 1>make phone calls and getting people's faces. But the difference

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<v Speaker 1>between you and I is you and me, You and me.

1:14:51.360 --> 1:14:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Big fuck you, Lady Gaga for putting you and I

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<v Speaker 1>that song in my head, because now I always say

1:14:56.439 --> 1:14:58.040
<v Speaker 1>you and I because of the title of your damn song.

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<v Speaker 1>You and I'm pals. Yeah that was me. You could

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<v Speaker 1>say you and I, you and I are going to

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<v Speaker 1>the ball game tomorrow. You could say that, Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>we're not, though I wish we were. Well, that's another story.

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<v Speaker 1>The Mets got hold on. I want to talk about

1:15:11.479 --> 1:15:12.920
<v Speaker 1>that in a second. Okay, give me all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>you will get there. So and I didn't complain. Difference

1:15:18.640 --> 1:15:22.680
<v Speaker 1>between you and me, brod is you will fight for

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<v Speaker 1>every fight, tooth and nail, for every little nitpicky thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't. Normally normally you do normally you do

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<v Speaker 1>in this case, I don't think it's I think the slices. No,

1:15:32.560 --> 1:15:35.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm hardcore when it's time to be hardcore, and I have.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we're not gonna have time this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of free dessert stories. If I

1:15:40.479 --> 1:15:42.840
<v Speaker 1>want to get to. Um, there's a couple of things

1:15:42.880 --> 1:15:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I do want to slip in, so to speak. Um.

1:15:45.160 --> 1:15:47.240
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so like one woman slipped it in her

1:15:47.280 --> 1:15:49.599
<v Speaker 1>ex boyfriend's body. This is why, this is why when

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<v Speaker 1>Robin didn't didn't get anything for the fact that her

1:15:52.000 --> 1:15:55.479
<v Speaker 1>eggs broke all over shoes missed me off. Yeah. So

1:15:55.880 --> 1:15:58.759
<v Speaker 1>so you're your your girlfriends on the lower ended spectrum

1:15:59.080 --> 1:16:01.920
<v Speaker 1>of of this kind of thing, and you're sort of like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're slightly below the middle and I'm way above. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, my time and effort to get that gift

1:16:10.200 --> 1:16:12.280
<v Speaker 1>card is it worth that? And then a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>times the answer is no. So I'm like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna drop it. Yeah, alright, so we gotta go quick

1:16:17.720 --> 1:16:19.200
<v Speaker 1>because we were out of time and I have a

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<v Speaker 1>launch of list of things I wanted to get to,

1:16:20.520 --> 1:16:21.800
<v Speaker 1>which we know. So I got a coup I got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of short things I got tweeted, uh yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, so yesterday was the uh, just to summarize

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<v Speaker 1>the the big problem in Washington, d C. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 1>big problem at the capital, but the protests, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to reiterate, call it what you want you probably

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<v Speaker 1>how I feel about it, the whole thing. So I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. I get a So I tweeted out, that

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<v Speaker 1>was Wednesday on Monday, you and I did. The stereo thing?

1:16:49.840 --> 1:16:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Was Monday? Tuesday? It was I tweeted out, Hey, check

1:16:53.840 --> 1:16:56.200
<v Speaker 1>out our show on stereo. Here's the link thing. It

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<v Speaker 1>was two night. Maybe it was Tuesday. Okay, yeah, that

1:16:59.040 --> 1:17:02.879
<v Speaker 1>would make more sense. On Wednesday. Someone with an American

1:17:02.920 --> 1:17:06.240
<v Speaker 1>flag in their logo, it's important to the story, tweets me,

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<v Speaker 1>your show sucks today. There's a reason Patriots is so angry.

1:17:11.000 --> 1:17:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Uh fuck you? Basically right, really pissed? What what my

1:17:15.000 --> 1:17:18.280
<v Speaker 1>show sucks? There? I'm thinking, did the Elvis Durancho say

1:17:18.360 --> 1:17:21.800
<v Speaker 1>something that they that they shouldn't have because because the

1:17:22.320 --> 1:17:24.799
<v Speaker 1>what's today today? Thursday? So the problem with the Capitol

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<v Speaker 1>was on the Wednesday. This is Wednesday afternoon. Then I

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<v Speaker 1>get another one at David Brody. Dude, don't you be

1:17:30.600 --> 1:17:33.519
<v Speaker 1>fucking lecturing where you're going with this? Get off my screen,

1:17:33.600 --> 1:17:35.479
<v Speaker 1>you piece of ship. If you listen to order, you

1:17:35.600 --> 1:17:39.120
<v Speaker 1>know exactly what happened. You don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was But the fact was the guy said,

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<v Speaker 1>your show sucks today. So I'm like, well, what showed

1:17:46.160 --> 1:17:50.559
<v Speaker 1>the stereo podcast sucks? And and and why am I? Why?

1:17:50.640 --> 1:17:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Why are patriots angry at me? What I do to patriots? Well, again,

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<v Speaker 1>David Brody, the Christian News Network guy, must have gone

1:18:00.040 --> 1:18:03.360
<v Speaker 1>on Fox News and he said some things that were

1:18:03.439 --> 1:18:08.120
<v Speaker 1>anti the protesters and the protesters and sympathizes of the However,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to call him, he said, so I

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<v Speaker 1>went into the capital. He said it was wrong, right,

1:18:12.960 --> 1:18:15.960
<v Speaker 1>So those people decided I'm gonna tweet that motherfucker and

1:18:16.120 --> 1:18:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I when was that motherfucker again? Because you're the other

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<v Speaker 1>David Brodie? Can you put do you put that in

1:18:19.880 --> 1:18:21.679
<v Speaker 1>your Twitter? Could you put that right up front? Saying

1:18:21.760 --> 1:18:24.800
<v Speaker 1>not the other guy, not the Christian News network guy

1:18:25.960 --> 1:18:28.360
<v Speaker 1>line in the profile. No, the point was it only

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<v Speaker 1>happens once every you know, month, But yesterday was a

1:18:31.120 --> 1:18:34.439
<v Speaker 1>particularly polarizing political day, and I got it, but good

1:18:35.560 --> 1:18:37.920
<v Speaker 1>such hatred. But when I saw a show, I'm like,

1:18:38.200 --> 1:18:39.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think it was meant to be the other

1:18:39.760 --> 1:18:41.840
<v Speaker 1>David Brody because it shut and they were applying to

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<v Speaker 1>my tweet about the stereo. I'm so happy that my

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<v Speaker 1>name is Scary Jones there's there's no mistake that I'm

1:18:48.320 --> 1:18:50.759
<v Speaker 1>the only one. I don't think there's anyone named Scary,

1:18:50.840 --> 1:18:54.280
<v Speaker 1>let alone Jones. Jones, Yes, but Jones is at nobody

1:18:54.360 --> 1:18:59.160
<v Speaker 1>named Jones but Scary. What kind of name is that? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I something cool on Netflix that I

1:19:01.120 --> 1:19:03.000
<v Speaker 1>know the slices would love and you would love, Brodie,

1:19:03.880 --> 1:19:06.639
<v Speaker 1>you know me. It's rare that I watched TV. But again,

1:19:06.760 --> 1:19:09.519
<v Speaker 1>I love docuseries and and biopics and things that are

1:19:09.520 --> 1:19:14.120
<v Speaker 1>set in reality. There's a five or six part documentary

1:19:14.400 --> 1:19:17.880
<v Speaker 1>on it called It's called High Score. It's about video games.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about the one episode deals with the birth of

1:19:21.479 --> 1:19:25.560
<v Speaker 1>video games from Pong and the early days of Atari

1:19:25.800 --> 1:19:27.920
<v Speaker 1>and what was going on in those offices to like

1:19:28.080 --> 1:19:32.040
<v Speaker 1>the Too pac Man and the Arcade, and then the

1:19:32.160 --> 1:19:35.240
<v Speaker 1>creators and the original sketches of how they how it

1:19:35.320 --> 1:19:38.439
<v Speaker 1>came to be. Then there's another episode about Nintendo and

1:19:38.520 --> 1:19:41.559
<v Speaker 1>Nintendo came over and took over the revived the console

1:19:41.640 --> 1:19:43.719
<v Speaker 1>home Console World to watch, I'll watch it the Sega

1:19:43.800 --> 1:19:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Jet just for our listeners. There's a Sega Genesis one

1:19:46.479 --> 1:19:49.960
<v Speaker 1>episode about how they had to program against Mario and

1:19:50.360 --> 1:19:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Nintendo with their Souper the Genesis, which was the sixteen

1:19:52.920 --> 1:19:55.240
<v Speaker 1>bit system, and then into the world of three D

1:19:55.800 --> 1:19:59.200
<v Speaker 1>and Mortal Kombat, and I'm all right, I'm excited. I'll

1:19:59.200 --> 1:20:04.559
<v Speaker 1>watch it. Street Fighter two my favorite. I can't believe

1:20:04.600 --> 1:20:06.960
<v Speaker 1>that you actually play street Fighter two. Did in the

1:20:07.120 --> 1:20:09.680
<v Speaker 1>arcade played video you played video games. I was such

1:20:09.680 --> 1:20:14.559
<v Speaker 1>a video game headlight street Fighter two. Dude. I worked

1:20:14.600 --> 1:20:16.240
<v Speaker 1>at Chucky Cheese with an arcade. I stayed in there

1:20:16.240 --> 1:20:18.120
<v Speaker 1>all all hours of the night, video game ry you.

1:20:18.600 --> 1:20:21.360
<v Speaker 1>They talked about the Yeah, how they got the settings

1:20:21.439 --> 1:20:24.560
<v Speaker 1>for those those uh those scenes. Yeah, So I'll watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>And something you said something on the air today about

1:20:28.479 --> 1:20:33.599
<v Speaker 1>the computer system or some system. Um. And then somebody

1:20:33.640 --> 1:20:36.040
<v Speaker 1>texted in. They don't even they've never texted their name.

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<v Speaker 1>So I looked at the text history. It said, scary

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<v Speaker 1>is three point nine eight million dollar home system? Can't

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<v Speaker 1>do that? What a rip off? Slice for life? So whoever,

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<v Speaker 1>that was very funny. Then somebody texted in. You know

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<v Speaker 1>when sometimes people confuse or combine two famous expressions and

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't make sense right. Um. Anyway, so this person wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in a room the big pink elephant. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about it and get through it. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a pink elephantsund gorilla, or it's an elephant in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner ephant. It's either one. But a pink elephant

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<v Speaker 1>is what you see when you're drunk, right, But it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the elephant in the room, and it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>girl in the room. Then there was I got into

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<v Speaker 1>a back and forth today with someone who was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, the History of curse Words. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>show on Netflix with Nicholas Cage. I gotta watch it,

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<v Speaker 1>History of Curse Words. So you know how we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about how golf doesn't mean gentlemen only gentleman only ladies forbidden.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't mean that. That's not that's not where golf

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<v Speaker 1>the word golf came from. So they texted in and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the word fuck means um something about on fornication under

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<v Speaker 1>something of the king under that. I saw that text

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<v Speaker 1>go by two, which is again, it's not true, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not real. And then they said, yeah, yeah, no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>it stands for. And then ship stands for a store

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<v Speaker 1>high in transit, and that it had to do with

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<v Speaker 1>when you're on a ship, you want to put things

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<v Speaker 1>high up otherwise that things would explode when the boat

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<v Speaker 1>moved like dynamite. It's that they were writ somebody created

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<v Speaker 1>false narratives at some point. Instead, we're gonna make We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put an acronym to this or whatever. So I

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<v Speaker 1>went on Wikipedia and I pulled up the list of

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<v Speaker 1>common false etymologies of English words and acronyms. Did they

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<v Speaker 1>come around, No, they said, no, really look it up,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I did. I just sent you the website.

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<v Speaker 1>I did look it up. You're wrong, people. You know

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<v Speaker 1>fake news. People can fall into the fake news so

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<v Speaker 1>easily with everything everything is fake news. Speaking of fake news,

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<v Speaker 1>want to wrap it up real quick. Um, I was

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<v Speaker 1>up till three in the morning maybe um Tuesday night

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<v Speaker 1>watching the elections in in Georgia. I couldn't go to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to see the winners. I had to see everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't have fall asleep. And then yesterday it was

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<v Speaker 1>all news obviously coming out of Washington. I was up

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<v Speaker 1>till three or four in the morning. So you've got

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<v Speaker 1>because it was still doing. Uh, you know, after the

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<v Speaker 1>after the they got everybody out of the Capitol, all

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<v Speaker 1>the congressmen and senator, congress women, everybody went back in Senators.

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<v Speaker 1>They went back in and did what they were gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all I was of the night. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>finish until some three something in the morning. I got

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<v Speaker 1>no sleep, So I'm like, news up, politics out of

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<v Speaker 1>my mind today. Whether you're a sports fan or not,

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<v Speaker 1>Mets fans and I apologized to Cleveland fans, you deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Mets fans got a gift today. And I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get too specific. The point is, if you're into sports

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<v Speaker 1>or anything in life that's a distraction for you. The

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<v Speaker 1>Mets and Indians made a trade today. The Mets got

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<v Speaker 1>one of the best players in baseball. Whether you're into

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<v Speaker 1>sports or not. I got to watch sports news today.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched the press conference, I watched um uh, the

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<v Speaker 1>the recap show. I listened to sports radio. The point was,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in the wintertime and there is no baseball. Normally,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a little bit here and there. This was such

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<v Speaker 1>a great day for me and for Skiri that we

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<v Speaker 1>could just tune on everything else. We had an excuse

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<v Speaker 1>to everything else. So I hope there's something in your life,

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<v Speaker 1>slices that takes your mind off the ship going on

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<v Speaker 1>in the world right now, like like a baseball trade

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<v Speaker 1>or a playoff, your football team is in the player.

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<v Speaker 1>We need positive diversions. So if you're an Indians fan,

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<v Speaker 1>not a great day. But if you're not an Indians

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<v Speaker 1>fan and your Mets fan, great day. Awesome day, awesome day.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's it. That's all I had to say. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you guys later six Monday at six on

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<v Speaker 1>the Stereopple Meet you there, broadcasting live from Brooklyn, not

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<v Speaker 1>brock