WEBVTT - Excuse Me, Sir? 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Forever. 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:09.119 Yes, yes, baby, Oh my god, Marie, when are we 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:10.400 gonna get a theme song? 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:26.480 Just imagining we could take dougs. It's so good. Though, 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:29.160 the other day, I was at a show and I called. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:30.960 I was like, I know, I look like a cartoon character. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.159 I looked like Doug and everybody laughed, and I was like, actually, Skeeter, 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.000 because we all know that was the nigga owned the show. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.880 Yes, Skeeter, that's what I look like, but you're really 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:40.920 Roger because you're. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.919 Remember when you were Roger last year for Halloween. Oh 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.960 that was like epic. I literally I want to let 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:51.160 y'all know. I walked in to the house and they 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.360 roasted me for two and a half hours, the entire time, 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.920 the whole time, Like even people who were like that 0:00:57.040 --> 0:01:01.000 Nigga's roasting right now. Yeah, the nicest people ever. Sidney 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:04.200 came in in the ashiest green face. You know what 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:05.840 for this episode, I think I'm gonna throw that up. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:09.800 I'm a TVT Sydney as Roger. She painted herself green 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:13.759 and put on just the saddest wig and the saddest kiddy. 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.560 And then y'all kept going on Google and searching who 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.760 I look like and you were like, I look like young. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.560 Yo, and you're like, it's going down. I have the 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:24.600 video of that, and I cried, so yo, Sidney, you 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:28.000 looked so wild, and you were like, You're like, well, 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.000 I did this for y'all. You know, when when I 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.680 get out of this costume, I'm still fine, Yeah, y'all 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.120 still won't be ugly. I was like, wow, yo. People 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:36.959 were walking by me like they didn't even know me, 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.440 and I was just like, excuse me, and they're like, oh, Sydney, 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.520 you don't look like Sidney looked like the jolly green Giant. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.800 Like she looked like the dude on the can of peas. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.120 Yeah, I look like the Masks, Kermit the Frog, everything 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:53.040 with a orange wig. It just was so tragic. But 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:54.520 I did that for the team. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:55.880 You did that for uses. 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.680 No, I did it. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:57.080 You know. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.160 When I bought that wig, I was like, oh, I'm 0:01:59.200 --> 0:01:59.960 definitely doing this. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:01.840 See first of all, when you saw the wig, you 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:06.480 bought the wag before you bought the pain. Yeah, when 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.240 you bought the way, you didn't think, oh, this is 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.040 not gonna this is not gonna be good at all. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.680 I was like, Yo, I'm gonna kill this fuck I'm 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.000 gonna be the best dress in that bitch, I said, 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:21.560 I dare you. I was just like, this is it 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.720 because every Halloween I'm like I want to look hot. Yeah, 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.280 and Halloween is approaching us and I'm just like, oh. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.760 They already got the Halloween candy out. Yes, yeah, I 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.160 saw it, and I was like, we got a whole 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.720 fucking month. But it's complete. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:40.400 It's a completely transformative event for people because some people 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:41.960 just don't want to be themselves anyway. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.160 Okay, so we hate you too, m. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.960 H and and I think that Halloween should be the 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.519 best day to go on a date because it's like yes, 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.840 because it's like, well, this is the person you're not 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.000 gonna get anyway, Like if you go on to if 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:55.799 you go on a date, you're not getting the real 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:56.639 them anyway. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:00.120 You might get somebody dressed up on a date with 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.040 a man in a costume. That's not what my ministry is. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.600 What I'm telling you, you should try it. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:09.120 I bet you tender hinge. He thought, Oh it's gonna 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:14.560 be you should try it just this this Halloween. Yeah, 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:16.160 if I don't have anything else to do on Halloween 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:17.320 this year, I'll go on a date. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.680 Sydney on no, no, no, no, or tell the date. Yo, 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:21.880 I'm gonna be at this party. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.840 Come through. I feel like I don't want to be 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.080 on a first date at a party. Oh well why 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:27.280 am I? 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.359 Assuming it's the first day. Maybe it'll be a second day. Yeah, 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.760 you never know. I think it's fun. And it's like 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.720 it's like fifty shades of Halloween, you know. 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:36.600 I mean, I don't know. Last year was cute. Everybody 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.760 was on like a little bit of Molly on Halloween. 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:41.400 You know, everybody was fucked up a little bit of Molly. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.880 This guy, uh thank you. So we were at our 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:49.320 friend Lisa Treyor's house, yeah, and she was like she 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.360 was like, yeah, I paid, I bought a bunch of drowses, 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:53.960 blah blah blah. Everybody like help have a good time. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.920 And me and Amina were like drugs. What these white 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.760 people talking about? And it was Molly? And I was like, oh, 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:03.680 they giving away Molly. Wow, they doing really well. But 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.240 then the person you were right then, the person that 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:09.040 we were trying to get this Molly from, was like, uh, 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:12.160 he was like yeah, so it's gonna be uh however 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.880 much money, it's gonna be eighty or what each and 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.719 we were like each we thought that this was already 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.919 we thought it was open bar his party favors. I 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.240 thought this was in a mouse boosh for the fat what. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.479 So we were like, ah, neither of us have cash 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:28.360 on us, and he was like, we'll figure it out, 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:32.039 and he like, just gave it. It's still on that money. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.839 It's not coming anyway. So for Halloween this year, which 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.240 would you think it costume wise? 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:40.600 Oh, I'm doing anything euphoria like, I'm just gonna have like. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.039 Damn, you are a little with that show. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:46.520 I love like Ryan Stones, crazy eyelids, like I just 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.000 want to do I want to be Maddie again. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:53.279 It's so hot. Okay, I mean she's the Latin one. 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.240 I only made it to the first episode. So was 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.839 she in the first episode? Yes, she was, Okay, she 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.160 one of the friends. Yes, got it, got it, got it, 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.600 got it? Got it? Cool? Cool cool cool cool yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:07.120 yes yes yes. For Halloween once we were each other, 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:11.599 remember yes, we were were an afro wig and I 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.479 wore a straight bob wig. Yeah. And you're like, so 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:20.720 I'm gay, Hey, guys, I'm gay And I only did 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:24.320 a little bit of kenemine today. Sydney was like, look 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:27.760 at me, I'm buff and it was very aggressive. He 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:29.040 was mean about it, and I was like, well, I 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.120 didn't know we was roasting each other night. I didn't 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:37.160 prepare no materiality, No city did not. I was like, yes, no, no. 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:39.680 I was like, yo, straight up, but do you remember 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.320 that night you was ready? I think you were a 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.760 little mad. I was like, wow, I think you were 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.120 a little Sydney. You caught me off guard the stuff 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.920 that you were saying. I was like saying, wow. 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:51.760 I was like, look at that white man in them 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:53.080 dusty ass flip flops. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.000 I mean that is my brain. But like still, I 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.040 was like I thought we were just, you know, trying 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.520 to be cute and funny about it. But anyway, I 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.440 was white. I was. It was a little a little 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:06.560 bit hurt ful. Friend, what I shed one Haitian tears? 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.520 Oh that's a lie, said he was on stage, like 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.200 look at me, like I'm drying. I got no job, 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:17.080 I ain't got no mail. I also don't have no feelings. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:21.320 I was like, wow, I mean you're yo, you are 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.080 acting And I was like something like look at my head. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:29.320 I hope I book something you were an actress. I 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:32.120 never said any of that. You was going, you're a 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.479 god damn lie. It was because I remember after you 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.279 got off stage. I was like why and you were like, 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.440 uh so that's what was the best doing. And I 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:46.080 was like you, I'm crying my eyes. 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:50.960 I never said that you have no man, and. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:51.640 You were like, look at me. I ain't got no 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:54.040 man and I ain't got no job. She was like 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:57.840 Vice Live, and she was like, more like Vice Dad. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.719 I was like to see she was like, what what 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:06.039 died faster Ifvice Live top shot? I was like, wow, 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:08.479 you know, I dare you. 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.360 Okay, so we're doing I don't think So Honey tonight, 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.160 which you know, you guys won't know about until this 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.080 comes out, but this will be a two weeks after. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.320 But I dare you to say. I don't think so Honey, 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:18.880 Vice Live. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:24.320 Nobody's gonna know what that. I can't even you know, 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:27.200 that's not it. I don't think So Honey is all 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:30.880 about like the culture, right, the culture doesn't care about 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:34.760 Vice Live. So you know what, I'm crying my eyes 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:35.400 out right now. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.280 Yo, for read the lines that you'd be making up. Nigga, 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.400 you're the unofficial expert of storytelling. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.280 That's what you do. Oh well, okay, let's talk about this. 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.640 So on Tuesday, I'm supposed to do a storytelling show 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.120 and I don't know what story I should do? What storytelling? 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:53.640 Joys it at the Jane, it's Michael. What's yes? 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.320 Yes? Yes, so you've done the show. Yes, it's cool. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:58.160 Do you remember what story you told? Yes? 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.400 I told the story about burning my house down. I 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:02.320 thought that that was the story that you might have 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:04.720 told it because he kept saying, like, it doesn't need 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.240 to be funny. Actually I look forward to like it 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.560 not being that funny. And I was like, you know, 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:13.880 one girl was telling her story about her boyfriend that 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:14.679 killed himself. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.120 I was like, man, this is like. 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:21.640 Heavy shit heavy it is. It was a lot, But 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.880 I mean, sis, you got so many stories. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:26.720 I know, But what story am I going to tell? 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:27.800 That's a ten minute story? 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.640 I think you just tell the story about your that funeral, 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.560 that funeral, the funeral that the one day. 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:38.760 But that's not a No, that was such a good story. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.199 Wait wait can you tell them? Tell them the story? 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.480 So my grandma died a couple of years ago. That's 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:50.120 the story. Sidney's like, please tell them what happened. So 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:55.440 my my family, you know, they re Haitian, and everyone 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.000 was giving their long ass eulogies or you know whatever, 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:00.280 reading from Psalms. My dad had a suito with shoulder 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.240 pads when he was like he was killing it. And uh, 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:07.120 they wheel out a little keyboard and this Haitian guy 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.720 who used to be my cousin's bus driver is performing, 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.520 and I was like, okay, they just booked. It's like 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.480 an ever show, right, it's a variety show, right. And 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.920 the guy is standing there and he looks at the 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:21.439 pianist and he's like minor, like saying played in c 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.560 minor and the dude at the like, what we didn't 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.080 rehearse this? It was like I don't even know you, Carl. 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:31.080 And so the guy starts singing and he's like at 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:35.000 a time sweet like he's singing the song and he's 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:42.680 like whay he like so high. I know it was 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:47.199 so high and so bad and so shaky. Me my brother, 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:50.760 my cousin's trying not to laugh out loud behind my 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:52.960 mom because she's crying. Her mom is dead right. We're 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:58.720 like we're like minor, minor city that's not a ten 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:02.160 minute story anyway, this guy saying, uh, and it was terrible, 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.400 but really he bought the family closer together. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:08.480 I think because they were laughing. They're coming together through 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:09.960 like comic relief. He was. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.000 It was so bad, Like it was like if they 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.160 paid me to if they hired me to sing, if. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:18.240 They had hey, hey, hey, don't you put me in there. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:22.040 There's terrible sing sing two lines of your favorite song. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:31.480 Right now. You think I'm young, but I'm ready. Let's 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.040 get into it. So we went to Miami. We just 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:34.480 got back. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:38.000 Let's talk about the Majammi trip because because the people 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:38.440 want to know. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.360 Okay, okay, so boom. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:44.880 First of all, Amina, Marie and Carolina get to Miami 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:48.000 before me, because what was I doing working for. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:51.360 The man every night and day? So she was a 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:56.360 coming Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. That's me working 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.440 for the white man. Anyway. So you guys are already 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.840 at the house. And yeah, we got there at like 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.000 three pm. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:06.440 Three pm, and we were staying at a friend of 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:07.040 a friend's. 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.839 Okay, so a friend of a friend's place. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:15.840 Wait, hold on, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at myself. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.400 I'm looking at you and looking at me, and you 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.800 know what to say, knew me reflective. Yes, I got 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.439 a birthday coming out. Yes, I'm looking at that just passed. Okay, 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:28.200 look it's on the beach. It's right on South Beach. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:29.840 We don't have to pay for anything. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:31.839 Location. Location Okay, Okay. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.280 That's all that matters. Real Housewives of Miami. Yes. So 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.440 we get there and it's like a studio. Yeah, and 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.679 we're like, oh, did did did they know it was 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.080 going to be four of us? The answer, well, originally 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.040 it was three of us. Well, I mean we all 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:50.240 slept in the same yeah, Sydney. So Sydney was like, 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.800 I want to sleep with you guys. Anyway, So the 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.800 apartment was cute. It it's it was small. It was 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.040 like all the hoods not a hood, but like it 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:02.320 felt very spring break college to me, Like it felt like, oh, 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:04.720 look how young and poor we all are college. 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.840 If everybody coming out of it was at least thirty five, No, 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:11.679 I'm who's thirty five? 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.240 Who are talking? I'm talking about the people who are 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.319 coming out of the building. Yeah, there was a bunch 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.800 of like, there was some families in there doing real bad. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.840 It was like a motel, but like on the beach 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.679 that like people rent when they're in Miami. Right, there 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.480 was a dude that we met because we was doing laundry. 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:29.920 There was a dude that we met in the laundry 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.640 room who lived there, and we were like, well that's unfortunate. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:37.400 We were like poor fortunate souls. Right. So anyway, so 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:42.520 that happened. But before we get to Miami, Carolina's friends 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.480 in New York had all pulled their money together to 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:48.240 get her a stripper in Miami. So that was the surprise. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:53.120 So you all know her friends are what white, yes, white, yes? Okay, 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:54.880 So remember that put a pin in that they all 0:12:54.920 --> 0:13:01.960 based alabaster okay, translucent, transparent okay out okay, baking soda, 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:02.559 baking powder. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:02.920 Right. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.720 So Amina is corresponding with the friends and the stripper. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.360 He's supposed to get there at ten forty five. Sydney 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:11.079 gets in at nine point thirty. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.120 Or ten o'clock. I feel like like ten to fifteen. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.600 Sidney got in it like ten fifteen. 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:18.000 Yeah, So Carolina, we like, if we dressed, she's ready 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:21.840 to go out, right, we're staying in the room waiting. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.400 We got a s tripper. We got a stripper that's 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:26.920 being delivered at ten forty five, right. Poison. His name 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:31.040 was Poison. His name was Poison. Right. So Caroline is like, 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.719 all right, well let's and she's trying to like get 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:35.719 us to rally and go, but we She's like, look 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:37.720 at these old ass people that I came to Miami with. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:38.680 And you know, I came in there. 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.480 I was washed. No, Sidney came in, she started working 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:44.120 fresh off the flight, fresh off the flight, but I 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:45.960 was split in everything on the coffee table. 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.240 Now, I was annoyed. I was ready to go. But 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.920 because I got there and I was like, oh okay, 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:55.160 so where am I sleeping? I was like, I don't know. 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.640 I'm too grown for this. But that's fine. Sidney was like, 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:03.640 so there are no tails nearby city. We could have 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.600 got two double beds. Anyway, Sidney came in hot. She 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.080 she's shading everything. She's talking about the life pictures. Oh 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:14.880 my gosh, she's making front of the roaches playing never 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:19.320 it was flagrant. Anyway, So eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rolls around, 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:20.480 No poison, but. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.840 He's texting AMNA and very loudly no no. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:27.200 Then he's calling her. Yeah, he's very obvious, and Amina's like, 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.280 can you please mind you? Okay, So we're in the studio. 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.480 We're all in one room and it's supposed to be 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.400 a surprise and it's a lot going on, and Carolyna 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.800 is like, well, I want to go out, and we're 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:39.120 like still. Carolina got a smoky eye on, like she's prepared, 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.560 and then he calls Amena and no. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.320 Amina's like, well, you know, he's in Tampa right now. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.000 And I was like, but he's really from Philly. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:49.040 And said, what person is from Philly, drove all the 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:50.800 way to Tampa is now coming to Miami. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:53.200 They needed money bad. I don't want that kind of stripper. 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:55.000 No thanks, I don't want to strip it from Philly. 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:56.680 I feel like Meek it's gonna be he's gonna be 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:59.040 playing Meek Mill. He's gonna be stripping real hard. He's 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.200 gonna have the eve print titty tattoos like I don't want. 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.000 He's gonna have a duel rag that he flosses his 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:07.160 butt with. I don't want that type of stripper energy anyway. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:08.560 But he says to a Mina. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.560 I hear I hear him from across the room, say, 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:14.440 I mean, it's like, can you please check your text messages? 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:18.160 And he's like, oh, is this a surprise? Yeah? Is 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.920 she there right? New like yeah, and I can hear. 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.840 Him and he's like, well, I don't have my clothes 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:23.280 on yet. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.800 I gotta change in there. He's like, we gotta change 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.320 when I get there. Do you not know how stripping works? 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.280 You gotta take your clothes off. Poison sir, you better 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.640 come in with your fucking lab coat, act like you're 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.680 a doctor and whatnot. Aren't you supposed to come in 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.800 and be a cop. Yes, you come in. You're gonna 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.840 come in with your work clothes and put him on 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.480 and then sneak back out. He's gonna be like, excuse me, 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:46.320 excuse me, don't mind me? Yeah, hey, real quick, don't 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:50.000 you just to go? You know the video where Lebron 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.800 James is walking out of the press conference with his big. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:56.120 Ass duff, That's exactly what this poison guy would have been, right. 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.160 So Amina like gets he I guess he says that 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.040 he's close. He's oh, I think I'll see it. I 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:03.720 think I see it, And Amina gets up to go 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.880 talk to him in the hallway. When she gets back. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.760 I think, oh, she's gonna have poison. What she comes in, 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:10.160 She's like, oh, the music is loud. She turns the 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.560 music down. I'm like, oh, he must have he must 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:13.960 have his music outside. 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.320 She's like, guys, I gotta I gotta tell you something. 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:17.680 I gotta say. It's fine. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:19.640 She's like I have to. She's like it's starting to 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:23.360 feel unsafe. Yeah, because it's now it's one o'clock in 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:24.640 the morning. 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:28.120 So you know the stripper is black. 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:32.440 Well, I didn't meet him, so so Caroline, she's like, Carolina, 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:34.920 we have to tell Carolina. Carolena is like, what what's 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.040 going on? And Amina's like, well, your friends in New 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.280 York hires some stripper for you and we've been waiting 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:41.320 for since ten forty five. 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.040 And they got him on some website and they didn't 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:44.360 look at the reviews or nothing. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:45.720 Well that was the thing. I mean, it was like. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:47.840 So she messaged the people in New York and was like, 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:51.120 did y'all read the reviews? And they're like no, So 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.120 we read the reviews and they're all bad. People are like, 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:57.880 don't use this service. We requested two people on the website. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:00.680 They sent somebody that was fat and old and toolfless, 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:03.760 like people were complete, like they were like the god 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:07.280 was out of breath. His hairline was jagged, like nobody 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:09.600 was happy. Hey, hey, you pay for me to take 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.320 my clothes up. I don't need to have a hairline 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.000 for that. Yes you do, No you don't. 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.000 I just need to make sure I got the dick 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.720 in tow Okay, if your hairline if I can't try. 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:19.640 First of all, I don't want to see no Philadelphia, 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:23.119 Tampa dick. Okay, that dick sounds like it got bumped 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:27.639 on it. No, that that ud dick do K two sis, 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:31.879 I don't want that dick anywhere. Dick is desperate, so 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.080 I mean it's like, yeah, don't we We don't want 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:35.720 you to come anymore. Like she messaged him and he 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:39.480 never responded, so that means he was nowhere near us. 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:42.640 He was never there or I was like, oh he's 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:43.640 setting some ship up. 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:45.560 Yeah he's her home alone style. 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:48.000 Oh yeah, he's gonna come in and shoot this whole 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:49.120 place up for three hundred dollars. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.159 I said, wouldn't shoot the strippers. Don't shoot strippers. If anything, 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.320 he was gonna like like choke somebody with a little 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:58.560 the g string things. Now he's gonna choke people with 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:00.119 his hand. He was gonna knock us out with that 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:05.720 little suitcase, that stripper suitcase, that little player's club Bagah. 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.280 So poison didn't come and we spent the rest of 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:12.240 the evening waiting for him to come in and kill us. Yeah, 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:12.840 and he didn't. 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:14.960 We were so nervous because I was in the bed 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:19.280 with Amena and Marine. Now you know, Marie was wanted 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:22.640 no part Sidney. Sidney was like, can I sleep between 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:23.119 you guys? 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:25.520 And you know, I said no as loud as I could, 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:30.479 But Sidney knows into me, and she just kept Sydney 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.280 sleeps wild. I feel like she every time I woke up, 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:35.000 she was like her face was on my pillow, next 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:38.119 to my face. I was like you, I kept pushing 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:41.320 you don't I don't remember that, kept sliding you to 0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:42.680 the left. You said, you. 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:44.840 Did an impersonation of me sleeping in the bed, and 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:46.679 it was a lot of like me flopping like a 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:48.879 dead fish outside of a like a fish bowl. 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:50.960 It was a lot of like her just throwing her 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:54.240 arm across my body and then my face. But Amina 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:56.480 was untouched. And I complained about it and then the 0:18:56.520 --> 0:19:00.640 next day Sidney flailed on a mina, So God is good. 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:03.200 Well, the thing is is that I'm fighting cuddling. That's 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:04.080