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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, baby, Oh my god, Marie, when are we

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Speaker 1: Just imagining we could take dougs. It's so good. Though,

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Speaker 1: the other day, I was at a show and I called.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I know, I look like a cartoon character.

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Speaker 1: I looked like Doug and everybody laughed, and I was like, actually, Skeeter,

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Speaker 1: because we all know that was the nigga owned the show.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Skeeter, that's what I look like, but you're really

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Speaker 2: Roger because you're.

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Speaker 1: Remember when you were Roger last year for Halloween. Oh

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Speaker 1: that was like epic. I literally I want to let

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Speaker 1: y'all know. I walked in to the house and they

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Speaker 1: roasted me for two and a half hours, the entire time,

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Speaker 1: the whole time, Like even people who were like that

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Speaker 1: Nigga's roasting right now. Yeah, the nicest people ever. Sidney

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Speaker 1: came in in the ashiest green face. You know what

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Speaker 1: for this episode, I think I'm gonna throw that up.

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Speaker 1: I'm a TVT Sydney as Roger. She painted herself green

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Speaker 1: and put on just the saddest wig and the saddest kiddy.

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Speaker 2: And then y'all kept going on Google and searching who

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Speaker 2: I look like and you were like, I look like young.

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Speaker 1: Yo, and you're like, it's going down. I have the

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Speaker 1: video of that, and I cried, so yo, Sidney, you

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Speaker 1: I did this for y'all. You know, when when I

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Speaker 1: still won't be ugly. I was like, wow, yo. People

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, excuse me, and they're like, oh, Sydney,

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Speaker 1: you don't look like Sidney looked like the jolly green Giant.

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Speaker 1: Like she looked like the dude on the can of peas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I look like the Masks, Kermit the Frog, everything

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Speaker 2: with a orange wig. It just was so tragic. But

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Speaker 2: I did that for the team.

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Speaker 1: You did that for uses.

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Speaker 2: No, I did it.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: When I bought that wig, I was like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: See first of all, when you saw the wig, you

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Speaker 1: bought the wag before you bought the pain. Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: not gonna this is not gonna be good at all.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, I'm gonna kill this fuck I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be the best dress in that bitch, I said,

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Speaker 2: I dare you. I was just like, this is it

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Speaker 2: because every Halloween I'm like I want to look hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and Halloween is approaching us and I'm just like, oh.

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Speaker 1: They already got the Halloween candy out. Yes, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: saw it, and I was like, we got a whole

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Speaker 1: fucking month. But it's complete.

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Speaker 2: It's a completely transformative event for people because some people

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Speaker 2: just don't want to be themselves anyway.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we hate you too, m.

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Speaker 2: H and and I think that Halloween should be the

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Speaker 2: best day to go on a date because it's like yes,

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Speaker 2: because it's like, well, this is the person you're not

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Speaker 2: gonna get anyway, Like if you go on to if

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Speaker 1: You might get somebody dressed up on a date with

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Speaker 1: a man in a costume. That's not what my ministry is.

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Speaker 2: What I'm telling you, you should try it.

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Speaker 1: I bet you tender hinge. He thought, Oh it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be you should try it just this this Halloween. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if I don't have anything else to do on Halloween

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Speaker 1: this year, I'll go on a date.

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Speaker 2: Sydney on no, no, no, no, or tell the date. Yo,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be at this party.

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Speaker 1: Come through. I feel like I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: on a first date at a party. Oh well why

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Speaker 2: Assuming it's the first day. Maybe it'll be a second day. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you never know. I think it's fun. And it's like

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Last year was cute. Everybody

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Speaker 1: You know, everybody was fucked up a little bit of Molly.

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Speaker 1: This guy, uh thank you. So we were at our

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Speaker 1: And me and Amina were like drugs. What these white

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Speaker 1: So we were like, ah, neither of us have cash

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm doing anything euphoria like, I'm just gonna have like.

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Speaker 1: Damn, you are a little with that show.

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Speaker 2: I love like Ryan Stones, crazy eyelids, like I just

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Speaker 2: want to do I want to be Maddie again.

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Speaker 1: It's so hot. Okay, I mean she's the Latin one.

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Speaker 1: I only made it to the first episode. So was

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Speaker 1: one of the friends. Yes, got it, got it, got it,

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Speaker 1: got it? Got it? Cool? Cool cool cool cool yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: yes yes yes. For Halloween once we were each other,

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Speaker 1: remember yes, we were were an afro wig and I

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Speaker 1: I'm gay, Hey, guys, I'm gay And I only did

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Speaker 1: a little bit of kenemine today. Sydney was like, look

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Speaker 1: at me, I'm buff and it was very aggressive. He

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Speaker 1: prepare no materiality, No city did not. I was like, yes, no, no.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yo, straight up, but do you remember

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Speaker 2: I was like, look at that white man in them

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a lie, said he was on stage, like

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I mean you're yo, you are

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Speaker 1: I hope I book something you were an actress. I

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Speaker 1: never said any of that. You was going, you're a

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Speaker 1: god damn lie. It was because I remember after you

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Speaker 2: I never said that you have no man, and.

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Speaker 1: You were like, look at me. I ain't got no

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Speaker 1: man and I ain't got no job. She was like

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Speaker 1: Vice Live, and she was like, more like Vice Dad.

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Speaker 1: I was like to see she was like, what what

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Speaker 1: died faster Ifvice Live top shot? I was like, wow,

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Speaker 1: you know, I dare you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we're doing I don't think So Honey tonight,

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Speaker 2: which you know, you guys won't know about until this

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Speaker 2: But I dare you to say. I don't think so Honey,

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Speaker 2: Vice Live.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna know what that. I can't even you know,

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Speaker 1: that's not it. I don't think So Honey is all

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Speaker 1: about like the culture, right, the culture doesn't care about

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Speaker 1: Vice Live. So you know what, I'm crying my eyes

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Speaker 2: Yo, for read the lines that you'd be making up. Nigga,

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Speaker 2: you're the unofficial expert of storytelling.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do. Oh well, okay, let's talk about this.

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Speaker 1: So on Tuesday, I'm supposed to do a storytelling show

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Speaker 1: and I don't know what story I should do? What storytelling?

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Speaker 2: Joys it at the Jane, it's Michael. What's yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, so you've done the show. Yes, it's cool.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember what story you told? Yes?

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Speaker 2: I told the story about burning my house down. I

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Speaker 1: I was like, man, this is like.

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Speaker 2: Heavy shit heavy it is. It was a lot, But

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Speaker 2: I mean, sis, you got so many stories.

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Speaker 1: I know, But what story am I going to tell?

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Speaker 1: That's a ten minute story?

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Speaker 2: I think you just tell the story about your that funeral,

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Speaker 1: But that's not a No, that was such a good story.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait can you tell them? Tell them the story?

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Speaker 1: So my grandma died a couple of years ago. That's

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Speaker 1: pianist and he's like minor, like saying played in c

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Speaker 1: minor and the dude at the like, what we didn't

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Speaker 1: rehearse this? It was like I don't even know you, Carl.

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Speaker 1: And so the guy starts singing and he's like at

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Speaker 1: a time sweet like he's singing the song and he's

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Speaker 1: like whay he like so high. I know it was

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Speaker 1: like we're like minor, minor city that's not a ten

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Speaker 1: but really he bought the family closer together.

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Speaker 2: I think because they were laughing. They're coming together through

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Speaker 2: like comic relief. He was.

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Speaker 1: It was so bad, Like it was like if they

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Speaker 1: paid me to if they hired me to sing, if.

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Speaker 2: They had hey, hey, hey, don't you put me in there.

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Speaker 1: There's terrible sing sing two lines of your favorite song.

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Speaker 1: Right now. You think I'm young, but I'm ready. Let's

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Speaker 1: get into it. So we went to Miami. We just

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the Majammi trip because because the people

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Speaker 2: First of all, Amina, Marie and Carolina get to Miami

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Speaker 2: Three pm, and we were staying at a friend of

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Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at you and looking at me, and you

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Speaker 1: a birthday coming out. Yes, I'm looking at that just passed. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Location. Location Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 1: That's all that matters. Real Housewives of Miami. Yes. So

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Speaker 2: If everybody coming out of it was at least thirty five, No,

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Speaker 2: I'm who's thirty five?

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Speaker 1: Who are talking? I'm talking about the people who are

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Speaker 1: was a dude that we met because we was doing laundry.

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Speaker 1: We were like poor fortunate souls. Right. So anyway, so

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Speaker 1: that happened. But before we get to Miami, Carolina's friends

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Speaker 1: So you all know her friends are what white, yes, white, yes? Okay,

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: So Amina is corresponding with the friends and the stripper.

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Speaker 1: He's supposed to get there at ten forty five. Sydney

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Speaker 2: Or ten o'clock. I feel like like ten to fifteen.

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Speaker 2: Sidney got in it like ten fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So Carolina, we like, if we dressed, she's ready

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Speaker 1: to go out, right, we're staying in the room waiting.

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Speaker 1: We got a s tripper. We got a stripper that's

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Speaker 1: being delivered at ten forty five, right. Poison. His name

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Speaker 1: was Poison. His name was Poison. Right. So Caroline is like,

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Speaker 1: at these old ass people that I came to Miami with.

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Speaker 2: And you know, I came in there.

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Speaker 1: I was washed. No, Sidney came in, she started working

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Speaker 2: Now, I was annoyed. I was ready to go. But

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Speaker 1: I'm too grown for this. But that's fine. Sidney was like,

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Speaker 1: she's shading everything. She's talking about the life pictures. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, she's making front of the roaches playing never

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Speaker 1: it was flagrant. Anyway, So eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rolls around,

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Speaker 1: No poison, but.

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Speaker 2: He's texting AMNA and very loudly no no.

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Speaker 1: Then he's calling her. Yeah, he's very obvious, and Amina's like,

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Speaker 1: can you please mind you? Okay, So we're in the studio.

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Speaker 1: We're all in one room and it's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: a surprise and it's a lot going on, and Carolyna

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Speaker 1: like still. Carolina got a smoky eye on, like she's prepared,

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Speaker 1: and then he calls Amena and no.

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Speaker 2: Amina's like, well, you know, he's in Tampa right now.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, but he's really from Philly.

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Speaker 1: And said, what person is from Philly, drove all the

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Speaker 2: They needed money bad. I don't want that kind of stripper.

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Speaker 2: No thanks, I don't want to strip it from Philly.

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Speaker 2: I feel like Meek it's gonna be he's gonna be

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Speaker 2: playing Meek Mill. He's gonna be stripping real hard. He's

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Speaker 2: gonna have the eve print titty tattoos like I don't want.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna have a duel rag that he flosses his

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Speaker 2: butt with. I don't want that type of stripper energy anyway.

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Speaker 2: But he says to a Mina.

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Speaker 1: I hear I hear him from across the room, say,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, can you please check your text messages?

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Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, is this a surprise? Yeah? Is

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Speaker 1: she there right? New like yeah, and I can hear.

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Speaker 2: Him and he's like, well, I don't have my clothes

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Speaker 2: on yet.

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Speaker 1: I gotta change in there. He's like, we gotta change

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Speaker 1: when I get there. Do you not know how stripping works?

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Speaker 1: You gotta take your clothes off. Poison sir, you better

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Speaker 1: come in with your fucking lab coat, act like you're

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Speaker 1: a doctor and whatnot. Aren't you supposed to come in

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Speaker 1: and be a cop. Yes, you come in. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: come in with your work clothes and put him on

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Speaker 1: and then sneak back out. He's gonna be like, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, don't mind me? Yeah, hey, real quick, don't

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Speaker 1: you just to go? You know the video where Lebron

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Speaker 2: Ass duff, That's exactly what this poison guy would have been, right.

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Speaker 1: So Amina like gets he I guess he says that

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Speaker 1: he's close. He's oh, I think I'll see it. I

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Speaker 1: talk to him in the hallway. When she gets back.

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Speaker 1: I think, oh, she's gonna have poison. What she comes in,

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh, the music is loud. She turns the

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Speaker 1: have his music outside.

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Speaker 2: She's like, guys, I gotta I gotta tell you something.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: She's like I have to. She's like it's starting to

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Speaker 1: feel unsafe. Yeah, because it's now it's one o'clock in

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Speaker 1: the morning.

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Speaker 2: So you know the stripper is black.

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Speaker 1: Well, I didn't meet him, so so Caroline, she's like, Carolina,

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Speaker 1: we have to tell Carolina. Carolena is like, what what's

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Speaker 1: going on? And Amina's like, well, your friends in New

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Speaker 1: for since ten forty five.

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Speaker 2: And they got him on some website and they didn't

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Speaker 2: look at the reviews or nothing.

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Speaker 1: Well that was the thing. I mean, it was like.

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Speaker 1: So she messaged the people in New York and was like,

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Speaker 1: we read the reviews and they're all bad. People are like,

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Speaker 1: don't use this service. We requested two people on the website.

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Speaker 1: They sent somebody that was fat and old and toolfless,

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Speaker 1: like people were complete, like they were like the god

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Speaker 1: was out of breath. His hairline was jagged, like nobody

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Speaker 1: was happy. Hey, hey, you pay for me to take

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Speaker 1: my clothes up. I don't need to have a hairline

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Speaker 1: for that. Yes you do, No you don't.

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Speaker 2: I just need to make sure I got the dick

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Speaker 2: in tow Okay, if your hairline if I can't try.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I don't want to see no Philadelphia,

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Speaker 1: Tampa dick. Okay, that dick sounds like it got bumped

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Speaker 1: on it. No, that that ud dick do K two sis,

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Speaker 1: I don't want that dick anywhere. Dick is desperate, so

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Speaker 1: I mean it's like, yeah, don't we We don't want

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Speaker 2: He was never there or I was like, oh he's

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Speaker 2: setting some ship up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he's her home alone style.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna come in and shoot this whole

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Speaker 2: place up for three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: I said, wouldn't shoot the strippers. Don't shoot strippers. If anything,

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Speaker 1: he was gonna like like choke somebody with a little

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Speaker 1: his hand. He was gonna knock us out with that

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Speaker 1: little suitcase, that stripper suitcase, that little player's club Bagah.

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Speaker 1: So poison didn't come and we spent the rest of

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Speaker 2: We were so nervous because I was in the bed

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Speaker 2: no part Sidney. Sidney was like, can I sleep between

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Speaker 1: And you know, I said no as loud as I could,

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Speaker 1: But Sidney knows into me, and she just kept Sydney

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Speaker 1: she was like her face was on my pillow, next

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Speaker 1: to my face. I was like you, I kept pushing

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Speaker 1: you don't I don't remember that, kept sliding you to

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Speaker 1: the left. You said, you.

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Speaker 2: Did an impersonation of me sleeping in the bed, and

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Speaker 2: it was a lot of like me flopping like a

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of like her just throwing her

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Speaker 1: next day Sidney flailed on a mina, So God is good.

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Speaker 2: Well, the thing is is that I'm fighting cuddling. That's

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Speaker 1: Just wanted fighting cuddler.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I want to I am a cuddler.

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Speaker 1: You know who else is a cuddler? Carolina, who was

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Speaker 1: across bed from us.

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Speaker 2: No, she's actually not a color because I'm currently sleeping

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Speaker 2: with Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Carolina and Sydney are banging.

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Speaker 2: We are an item, and I just want to say that, uh,

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Speaker 2: that pumkash.

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Speaker 1: Moist perl, that boom, that pork shoulder, slow cooked, yes,

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Speaker 1: slow cooked, coach falls right off the pot. Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Fallopian tubes tender. Yeah, what's your marrinate these flopian tubes?

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Speaker 1: Cervix is to listen stopping Sidney's gross anyway, So Sydney

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Speaker 2: Back, moved out of the apartment, and I have my

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Speaker 1: In Brownsville. So well, I mean, that's not that you

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Speaker 2: In I used to say East New York and then

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Speaker 1: At least don't say Brownsville. I mean, East New York

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Speaker 1: They were like, did you do you know that you're

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Speaker 1: stop telling people? Just say where you say I live

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Speaker 1: in the city.

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00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:36,120
Speaker 2: Where do you live in the city. I literally didn't

431
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,960
Speaker 2: know that it was Brownsville.

432
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,280
Speaker 1: Stop Sayingville. And so when they were.

433
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 2: Like wait, I was like, no, it's not And then

434
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 2: they pulled out the map and was very.

435
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 1: Disrespectful about it.

436
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,679
Speaker 2: Was like, no, no, look at this. This is you

437
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,720
Speaker 2: see where that sat.

438
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 1: Like when you cross Broadway that is no longer. Wow.

439
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so moved out.

440
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,479
Speaker 1: I have a roommate. Now. You know things are different.

441
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 1: Uh you want to tell people why or how come

442
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,199
Speaker 1: or how you feel about it?

443
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,959
Speaker 2: You know, just just making some changes.

444
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, making your way downtown. You're walking fast, I mean

445
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 1: you're walking slow. I'm walking real slow.

446
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, you know. My shout out to my girls

447
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 2: Amena and Carolina coming through and helping me move as

448
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 2: an adult. If you don't know, if you have things

449
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 2: of value, just you know, move somewhere.

450
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 1: What did I have?

451
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 2: Lots of garbage bags of things and nothing of value.

452
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, what do I think? What do

453
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,400
Speaker 1: you think is your most expensive asset right now? Which

454
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: is worth the most? That you got the tits that

455
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 1: are on my chest? Okay? And then my job laptop,

456
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: your work laptops. But you got to return that. I

457
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 1: have to. But if I lose it, I gotta pay

458
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 1: for it. I mean, obviously this is your responsibility.

459
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 2: Right and then and then I say my phone maybe expensive? Yeah,

460
00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 2: I actually do have my own personal laptop. So yeah, yeah,

461
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 2: but what year is?

462
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: You know what model is? It's an Air. It's an Air.

463
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: It's an Air. It's a MacBook Air. Okay, the new

464
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: model is the is it the smoke? Is it the smoke?

465
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: The smoke gray? Well minus from February, so I know

466
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 1: that mine is okay, or mine is from March whatever?

467
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: Vice was one? Okay, So Carolina and Amina helped you move.

468
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so it was a little awkward because, uh,

469
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 2: you know, some people had unresolved issues. So faguness is

470
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 2: so cute. Yeah, I just can't trying to keep it

471
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,160
Speaker 2: very profresh on the pod now. But anyway, I will

472
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: say this, Uh it was a scene V Yeah, it

473
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 2: was a scene leaving. You know, all my bags are outside,

474
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 2: and so this is my neighbors are never around, all

475
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 2: of them around when I'm moving out, and so they

476
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 2: just looking like, oh okay, there's like suitcases, a lot

477
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 2: of garbage bags.

478
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,479
Speaker 1: I feel like the suitcases that you had was like

479
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: not the ones that roll, but I feel you had

480
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: them old school suitcases that you gotta like like zip

481
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: and then hold up.

482
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have a street car the name design

483
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 2: for suitcase.

484
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 1: I feel you had to stick with a red band

485
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: down that I'm not a runaway. That's fucking rude.

486
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, all my neighbors are going in and out

487
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 2: of the building, in and out, and they're just looking

488
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 2: like oh okay, hey, like just like that weird like okay.

489
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 2: And then you know, Carolina and Adrian, I mean Carolena

490
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 2: and I mean are trying to help me. And then

491
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 2: the SVS the U pulls up because I had to

492
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 2: get an extra extra large you know, I could just

493
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 2: and Carolina's dumb ass tells the guy, Oh, yeah, we

494
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 2: have a lot of stuff, so you got to move

495
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 2: back so we can move it on and he said okay,

496
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 2: and then he's like, yeah, I'm I'm gonna pull it

497
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 2: back around and he canceled the ride.

498
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: Yo, Kvalina is clean of the damn. I'm telling you, Wow,

499
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 1: she's like the sweetest person.

500
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 2: Fall.

501
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,199
Speaker 1: I was just telling him that we got a lot

502
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 1: of stuff, but I'm like, no, you can't tell uber drivers.

503
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,919
Speaker 1: Anytime I've ever moved something in an uber X, it

504
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: was always like that's like a like an ambush, Like

505
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: they pull up and I'm like, uh, can you pop

506
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: the trunk? And he's like what why? And I'm like

507
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: this big ass area rug or this queen size bed

508
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: or this floor length mirror, like what yeah, So he canceled.

509
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: He canceled.

510
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: So then another one came and it was an Asian dude,

511
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 2: and Amina was flirting with him the whole time.

512
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: He was cute.

513
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 2: He was cute. He's like very like muscular tall.

514
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 1: Did with the bags, he.

515
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: Was looking like, I don't know if I if I

516
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 2: touched the garbage bag in my rip.

517
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: He said, I'm not really insured. Yea, my back is bad.

518
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,239
Speaker 2: He didn't want to rip the bag and then all

519
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 2: my things fall out like he was.

520
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,199
Speaker 1: Trying to be he's being a general helping Yeah. I mean, truly,

521
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: it's better when you just watch it play out right now.

522
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: He was setting the tone, the mood when.

523
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 2: You yeah and then uh and then everything's in and

524
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 2: then I get in the car and like, I mean,

525
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 2: it's like.

526
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:06,679
Speaker 1: Girl, you know, he got two kids.

527
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 2: He married I just just in case you was trying

528
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 2: to figure out, you know, I'm trying to get his

529
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 2: life together.

530
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: And I was like, what who is the driver?

531
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 2: Amina is telling me about the driver because she had

532
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 2: already talked him up. And I was like, Sis, why

533
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 2: are you gonna bring my rating down to like a one?

534
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: What's going on?

535
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 3: So?

536
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 1: Why does she think you care that the driver got

537
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: two kids?

538
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 2: She was just trying to flirt with him. I was like, girl,

539
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do?

540
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 1: These single moms man out day out here, day out here.

541
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: They're trying to get that little Brady Bunch family that

542
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: blended Brady Bunch.

543
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 2: No thank you, no thanks. So I have a I

544
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 2: have an apartment. You know, I haven't fully moved in

545
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 2: because I have no things.

546
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: Okay, well let's tell the listeners what you need to

547
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: the list of things that you should have hold on.

548
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: I got a little little note over here. One second. Okay, well,

549
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna just shout things out and then you're

550
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: gonna say whether you had them or not.

551
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: Oh no, bitch, we don't play those games. I don't

552
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 2: want nobody sending things that I don't need a.

553
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: Bed I was gonna say, I was gonna say a bed.

554
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say a blender, a toaster. Oh no, no, no, no.

555
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 2: Let's start to like importance to like, oh, yeah, that's

556
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: cool if you.

557
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: Gave that to me, a blended. I need a bed

558
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: with a headboard.

559
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 2: I need a frame, headboard, I need everything, because I

560
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 2: don't have none of that.

561
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: What size bed, let's go through the wish list. What

562
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: size bed we're looking for?

563
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 2: A queen would be nice, but honestly, it's only enough

564
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: room for a full but like he.

565
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 1: Does not here now there a queen with like a platform,

566
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: queen a queen?

567
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,959
Speaker 3: Have you gotten the ads for the mattress? Like the

568
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 3: have you guys gotten a mattress? No mattress giving away treatment?

569
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of mattresses they got? Casper's it. It's

570
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: not Casper mattress in a box or something like that. Board.

571
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 3: No, not roomen Board. Maybe we need to reach out.

572
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: We're probably gonna get it after but it's fine because

573
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: my match I got my mattress for free too. We

574
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: already talked about this, so maybe I should do that.

575
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: Ben in a Box Sydney already told you how to

576
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: get a bed a free bed. Yeah, it through. You

577
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: gotta order. You gotta order your bed in a box

578
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,959
Speaker 1: from Amazon, Like find the brand that you want. They have, Casper,

579
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: they have everything. You order it on Amazon, and then

580
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: after you order it, sleep on it for like a week,

581
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: and then tell Amazon you no longer want it, and

582
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: they will not come pick the bed up, but they

583
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: will give you a full refund.

584
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 3: That's insane.

585
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: That's how I got my bed. And then they're like

586
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, well what I'm what am I supposed to

587
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: do with this bed? And they were like, you can

588
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: donate it. Maybe Salvation Army or a church might take it.

589
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 2: That's with the Marie Foston luck me, someone would fucking

590
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:31,719
Speaker 2: do that.

591
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden they're like, yeah, we

592
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: gonna come pick it up, and like, no, actually, it's

593
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: it's very certain, like Casper will come pick it up,

594
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: but Amazon, if you order it like something not a casper,

595
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: but like something adjacent to that. They're not Amazon is

596
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: not sending somebody to come pick the bet up because

597
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: it's not gonna fit in the box again, right right,

598
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 1: it popped out.

599
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 2: Okay, so I don't have a bed or a head

600
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: frame or a headboard or whatever you call it.

601
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: I need a little dresser dresser. Okay, we're thinking like

602
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: a long ways or like a.

603
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 2: Short stack like yeah, short stacked, like four or five,

604
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 2: four or five.

605
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: The class is not that big. Okay, you need a rug.

606
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 2: Somebody's donating some hangers to.

607
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: Me, donating some hangers.

608
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, this is all like hands on this.

609
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

610
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, it takes a village. And second

611
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 2: of all, this was like all of a sudden. It

612
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 2: was very abrupt, because you know, you're Rosie rational and

613
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 2: it's just like, you know, what fuck that, I'm out,

614
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: and you know, I didn't really think about it too well,

615
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: and that's how it goes.

616
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: That's I am with me. I'm one of those people

617
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: that's just like spontaneous, are you? Yeah?

618
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, you think every time I did ketemine I

619
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: planned it out?

620
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I do think you planned to do no no, no, no, no,

621
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: you love like, oh, I'm not gonna do some ca

622
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: o no no, no.

623
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: I left my house thought it was just gonna be

624
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: a little cute night, have a couple of vodka.

625
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: Sodas, several vodkas. All of a sudden, what is there

626
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: a butt bug in my in my purse? Like butt

627
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: plug things? You found a stray butt plugging your berths?

628
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: One of those nights in a clutch, one of those nights. No, oh,

629
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: you know my sister is working at the Playboy Club. Now, yes, yes, bartending,

630
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: look at that. We should go visit her buffets. Let's

631
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: do it, She says. She's been yelling at people for

632
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,959
Speaker 1: the whole week. Really, everybody loves her and asks her

633
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: for fitness advice. And then she already she was like,

634
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: already have regulars. I was like, shut up. I remember

635
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: when I was a bartender, I didn't have no regulars. Yeah,

636
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: it happens. I mean I also got fired pretty fast,

637
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,719
Speaker 1: so that's why I didn't have no regulars.

638
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of fire, you know we out here looking

639
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: for employment.

640
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so you you went to La for Alec Baldwin's roast.

641
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: We didn't even talk about that oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

642
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 1: talk about it.

643
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: I mean it's just you know, when you get fluid

644
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: out were a corporate card, Yo.

645
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: They take care of you. Man, They did put you

646
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: in business. Yo. It was count of me. It was

647
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: fucking nice, Yo.

648
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 2: It was just I was not used to nothing because

649
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: I'm looking around, like I got to keep these salt.

650
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: The water's different over here. The water's different in Delta.

651
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: It's like it's the same fucking flight you've taken there.

652
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: That's toilet water CYS Delta. Yeah, they scoop it right

653
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: out the little that little blue thing. Yo. The hotel

654
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: was so nice. I'm so glad. I brought my vibrator.

655
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: Oh okay, baby, yo, a vibrator. We're talking about that housekeeper.

656
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 2: I left her about fiddy hours.

657
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: I was like, she's gonna have to clean some stuff.

658
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: It was dripping from the ceilings.

659
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 2: It was like, you know, clean up on our seven,

660
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 2: clean up on our seven target target shoppers, clean up

661
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 2: on our seven.

662
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: Dripping drip drip, Yeah, came to dripping.

663
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't understand anybody who would come to a

664
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 2: hotel room and not at least bust a nut at least.

665
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: Once well, the room that you were in was kind

666
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: of sexy. It was so sex it was like a

667
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: glass wall between them and you could show.

668
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could literally. It was like, yo, I wanted

669
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: to give my room to somebody who was fucking yeah.

670
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: So then they gave that. Yeah, you know, I was

671
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be doing that, but it was it was cute.

672
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: That's nice. And then there was a tub.

673
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 2: I had a tub, and I flooded the bathroom because

674
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 2: you know, I'm not I can't have nice things.

675
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: You fled the bathroom because you poop. I'm sorry, how

676
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: did you poop in the tub? How do you flood

677
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: a bathroom in a hotel?

678
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: Well, they had the shower head that's like on top

679
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 2: of the tub, it comes down the shower head. That's

680
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: not for black women.

681
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: The rain style. Yeah, y'all need to cut that shit out.

682
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: No honestly says it's for me. Now, I got a

683
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: shower in those things, and I'm like, look at me.

684
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: I used to shower my head at an acute angle,

685
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: so like my hair wouldn't get wet because I wasn't

686
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: working a shower cap. But now flourishing it's unacceptable. Okay,

687
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: So Rainforest cafe style shower.

688
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,959
Speaker 2: Yes, and then and then there's like, uh, a shower

689
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: head that's on the on the side. So I turned

690
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 2: the knob and like the rainforest thing is on and

691
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 2: the shower head is at the same time. So I'm

692
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 2: thinking there's a drain in the floor. I was like, oh,

693
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: this shower hairt is one and this water is coming out.

694
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 2: But like, there's gotta be some holes for this water.

695
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,479
Speaker 1: Did you see holes? O? Baby? It sounds like a

696
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: hard note.

697
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: Honey that that floor was flooded like some denims like

698
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 2: it was.

699
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: It was so high up that I was like, how

700
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: did this happen to me? Were you in the top? Wait?

701
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: No? I went in the living room and I was

702
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 2: on FaceTime talking shit, and then I came back and

703
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: I was like, uh, there's.

704
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: No Well did you put your car down for incidentals? No?

705
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: I did. It was three hundred dollars, you know.

706
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: When I was at the front and I was like, yo,

707
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: when am I getting this money back?

708
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: They were like, well, it's just a hold in case you.

709
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: I said, Uh, the way Venmo debit work, the way

710
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: it's set up, it take that it It basically take

711
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: the money out and then they put it back in

712
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: when when y'all release okay, and they were they were

713
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: at the front desk Vinmo credit what they were like,

714
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: being very loud about it.

715
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 2: How tell were you the s ls OH Room one

716
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 2: twelve where the plays dwells.

717
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: Well, the players dwell Yeah, Peaches and Cream, I hear it.

718
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: I love this, And then Alec Baldwin threw some shade

719
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: at you. He did, But it was in the contract

720
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: that I had to be nice, like I could not.

721
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: Like before, I was pitching a whole bunch of stuff

722
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: to do on the Red Carpet and they were like, yeah,

723
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: this feels too roasty. Yeah, this feels like you're not

724
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: gonna be nice. Yeah, yeah, like you have to. And

725
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: I was just they really like Ti hands And I

726
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: was like, do you listen to the podcast and they

727
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: were like, no, no, that's hilarious, honey, because they do.

728
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: He can you Colly Central y'all doing? Who doesn't listen

729
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: to the pod? Hello, goodbye, good night. So yeah, I

730
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: had to be nice because they were going to be

731
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 2: roasting in the real show, so the so the Red

732
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: Carpet had to be like a friendly, non hostile environment.

733
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 3: I thought that was a great idea. When I saw that,

734
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 3: I was like, that's so fun You didn't like it?

735
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: The just being nice to Alec Baldwin before he goes

736
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 3: in there.

737
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: I thought that was so good to be nice to

738
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: a straight white man on TV old. It's just it

739
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: is so wrong. It's just it shouldn't be a Oh

740
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: it was problematic.

741
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: You had to pray on it. Talk to my lawyer

742
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: about it.

743
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, after her, I really have

744
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 2: to post this. I don't want anybody to see this.

745
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: But I did, and everybody loved it. They thought it

746
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 2: was funny. But he commented on my forehead. He said

747
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 2: that I have a magnificent forehead, which is like the

748
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 2: shadiest thing that you could do as like an old

749
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: white man.

750
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: What that's not the shadiest thing you do as an

751
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: old white man.

752
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 2: Yesterday, because like old rich white people will point out

753
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 2: something and they'll be nice about it, but they're really saying.

754
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: Oh, look at those common sneakers that you have on

755
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: those are quite fine. Oh those are kids, Ah, quite nice. No,

756
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 1: Sydney poor people throw shade too, don't do that. Poor

757
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: black people do that. Yeah, you're right, medium wealth Asian

758
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,240
Speaker 1: folks do it. Everybody's doing shade. It's not an old.

759
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 2: Way guy thing honestly says today, I'm tired, like I've

760
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: been through a lot this week, so I can really

761
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 2: just can't bring it today on the pod. I'm gearing

762
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: up for the next episode.

763
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: We got another. It's gonna get hot, you know, next episode.

764
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel great. Thank you so much for asking.

765
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: I just saw. Okay, so I've been seeing apartments for

766
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: the last month, Marie.

767
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 2: You're doing such a great job. I'm proud of you

768
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 2: for looking for an apartment so I'm not homeless next month. Yeah,

769
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: thank you for being proud.

770
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: I'm so proud. I mean, there's only ten days, less

771
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: than ten days left of the of the month, and

772
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: I am cutely just cute and homeless. So we'll see

773
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: what happens. But it's nice. It's a nice place. I

774
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: saw an apartment the other day, two days ago that

775
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: was so small, that was so small that when I

776
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: opened the door to the bedroom, it didn't open all

777
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: the way and it was just a twin sized bed

778
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: in the room.

779
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: New York, y'all gotta go, like the all of New

780
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: York and the real estate and what y'all think is appropriate. Bitch,

781
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: you have nerve taking me to this hole in the

782
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 2: fucking wall. Yeah, a mouse lives here. This is a mousehouse.

783
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 2: This a mousehouse exactly. Minnie and Mickey the dog. The

784
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: dog don't even fit in the house. That's how little

785
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 2: fucking Alice in Wonderland sis. I was like, this is

786
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 2: gross Alice in Wonderland for a clueless like homes in

787
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 2: the Beverly Hills prices.

788
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: It was crazy, It's stupid, and I was so disappointed

789
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: because it was such a good block. It's like a

790
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: Brownstone Lion Street in Bedsty, really long windows, and you

791
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: walk in and you're like, oh, this is gonna be cute.

792
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: This is gonna be like the House and Sex and

793
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: the City that big ball for carry No. I was like,

794
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: the whole thing was the size of the studio tragic.

795
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, okay, let's talk about real tragedy. Okay,

796
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: let's talk about it. So you know, I'm unemployed, but

797
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: i'd be booking things, and I booked thing and when

798
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: I got there. Before I got there, they were like,

799
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 1: we have hair and makeup showing up at this time,

800
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't have any hair. I

801
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: don't need hair there, and they're like, oh, we're gonna

802
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: put you in some wigs cis. And I was like,

803
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: already knew it was going.

804
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: To be bad, problematic, racist and homophobe, and.

805
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: I should have bought one of my old wigs, but

806
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: I didn't. You were unprepared, unprepared. You you put your

807
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: trust in the white lord and in blue eyed blonde

808
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: hair Jesus, and this is what happened. So I get

809
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: there and it's two white women and I was like, well,

810
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: it don't matter who's hair and who's makeup, this is

811
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: gonna be trash. I can already tell feel it. Okay,

812
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: I felt it in my uterus. And they didn't have

813
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: no mirror set up, Like how are you doing hair

814
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: and makeup? And you don't have mirror with the lights

815
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: on it, like we we're just doing this. But I'm

816
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: so disappointed. They made me look so dry. Okay, let

817
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: me see the pictures because okay, well the first thing,

818
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: the wig was a straight wig with she didn't pluck

819
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: the part, she didn't put no conceal it in the part.

820
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: I was like, what shelf was the wig on? Was

821
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: it on the first shelf? Or the middle shelf. I

822
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: think she got this wig at like a white people wig.

823
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 2: Place, oh for the for the like locks for love.

824
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: I think it was like a king Kim Zosiak, like

825
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: like you know where people who got like alopecia. Is

826
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: that what it is? Whatever? It was just like it

827
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: was like you know, Jewish women gotta wear wigs when

828
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: they get married, but no, but their wigs be looking good.

829
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: It didn't look like anyway. I was like, this is

830
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: this a synthetic human blend?

831
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 2: It was bad, friend. I'm surprised you let them do that.

832
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 2: That doesn't even sound like you.

833
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: Well, I was like, my contract said I I don't

834
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: have to you know what, let's not even bring out

835
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: to talk about it. But okay, wait and then don't

836
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: scroll because I tell you what happened after that. So

837
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: I looked like the chick from chewing gum. Oh my

838
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: when she put yeah, it was so bad and my

839
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: head was hot. So I took the wig off and

840
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,959
Speaker 1: she comes running over and she's like, yeah, please, don't

841
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: don't take it, like, don't take it off, like I

842
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: have to do it. This looks like when I was

843
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: going through a relapse. Oh my god, please give me

844
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: my you look like me, give me my phone back.

845
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: This is when you try to kiss your door. This

846
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: is what you look like. Oh bitch, rude. Okay, So

847
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: then so we shot two videos with that wig, then

848
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: we have to shoot more. There was like, there's another wig.

849
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: It's blonde. I see her curling it. No, it looked

850
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: like it looked like a Shirley Temple umbrae whire hangers.

851
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: There's no part in the wig, so it's just like

852
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: a free form just whatever. So already bangs. No, it

853
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: was probably supposed to have bangs, but there was no part.

854
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: Let me see. Oh I don't have any pictures of

855
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 1: that week. No, no photo that week because what happened

856
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: is they put me in a teal eyeshadow.

857
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 2: Wait, so you don't have pictures of the eyeshadow or nothing?

858
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. They put me

859
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: in a teal eyeshadow that I actually liked. But she

860
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: didn't put no liner on me. She didn't put no lashes,

861
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: she just put she she didn't. It was bad. And

862
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: then they put the wig on top of my head

863
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's no way, there's no way

864
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:24,439
Speaker 1: a nice I would have texted my lawyer media. First

865
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: of all, I'm not posting any of this. Second of all,

866
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,720
Speaker 1: how dare they Well, let's the cow there. The dag

867
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: is okay, you know what, Wait, hold on, wait, let

868
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: me see, let me see. Okay. So they put the

869
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: wig on me. And by the way that the clients

870
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: were looking and you know they're not from America. Yeah,

871
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: they swallowed. They were like, and I was like, I

872
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: need to see a mirror right now, just right now,

873
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: and they were like, everyone's scurrying, they're trying to find

874
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: a mirror. The mega artist gives me this little mirror

875
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: on like the front of her palace. No, I look

876
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: at the little said I'm not wearing wig, and I snatched.

877
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: I didn't. I snatched it right off. And the client

878
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it was it was too much, you

879
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: know yah, you know this is this ship that we

880
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: go through though. This is the bullshit that it's like.

881
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 2: First of all, it's clear that y'all you have never

882
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 2: touched a brown person's face.

883
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: But like it was so bad and I look ashy

884
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: and I look wild, and they didn't put anything on

885
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: my friends girlfriends. You should sue them. Well, girl, you

886
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: know the gag is. I haven't signed my contract yet

887
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: for the work that that was rendered, so I need,

888
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 1: you know, them to figure this out. It's like, wait,

889
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? This is straight up wrong girl.

890
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: It was so she didn't blend it, she didn't do

891
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: but the way, what the fuck? But they were giving

892
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: each other like tip some tricks and pointers, and she's like, yeah,

893
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: you know the body brown is better coverage. And I

894
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: was like yelling, got no, did you? I said, yell?

895
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: And I like, I said yelling, got no? Finty back then,

896
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: this is not my friend. I don't know this woman.

897
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: I don't know him. I don't know that man. If

898
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you if if I see him in

899
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: the street, girl, I don't even I don't know this man,

900
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: don't walk. I'm sorry for him. Sorry, sorry, sorry to

901
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: this man. Yo. They sorry to this man. They put

902
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 1: they okay, imagine that with a blond janis Combe's imagine

903
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: the Britney Spears extensions. Since we have to sue girl,

904
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: you you.

905
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: Need to send that in the email and say, hey, guys,

906
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 2: just want to let you know what I look like.

907
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: Girl, but look at my face dry like you don't

908
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: like you don't drink water. You drink drink exclusively. It's

909
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: like whatever makeup they use sucked the ball, the moisture

910
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: they didn't. They were it was like a spot. It

911
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: was like they were just putting little pieces of makeup on,

912
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: like you know when you have a pimple, you put

913
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: a little toothpaste on just the pimple. That's how the

914
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: lady applied.

915
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 2: My makeup for I think that should be your I

916
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 2: don't think so, honey.

917
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: White women that can't do makeup, yes, I mean I

918
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: think I think that they all think that they know

919
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: what they're doing. Because the way that these women were

920
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: talking while they were doing my face, I was like, oh,

921
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: you would think that they're creating a masterpiece. And then

922
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: that Andrew you went a weigh in on this, You

923
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: want to.

924
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: Know, it's absolutely crazy. I do think that you should

925
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 3: do as a year. I don't think so, honey. I

926
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 3: feel like there's a lot more than just one minute though.

927
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: For that, Oh, I could talk about it for three years.

928
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: Just like to be a black makeup artist or a

929
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: black hairdresser, you have to know how to do everybody's

930
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: hair because they don't want you to just be out

931
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: here doing braids on Bo Derek, braids on white women.

932
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: But to be a white makeup artist or a white

933
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: hair person, you only need to be able to do

934
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: white people.

935
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: I don't think that person knows how to do anybody's makeup,

936
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: to be honest, there's no technique. I don't know what

937
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: the fingers, like, what brush did she is not? None

938
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 2: of the brushes were proper. They weren't using real hair.

939
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: She had a whole kit, a synthetic years. There's too

940
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: brush nor fivers. They used toothbrush fibers. Turn it on

941
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: that shot. Everything was recycled, uh, paint brush fibers. It was.

942
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: I was like, and then they were taking pictures of

943
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: me while I was on set, and I was like,

944
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: is this for your portfolio? Like? Where where are you

945
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: going with these images? Did you? Did you tell them

946
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: to drop it to you? Air drop it? No? But

947
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: one of them. Okay, So the makeup artist tagged she

948
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: posted some of the phone bitch, let me see. I

949
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: removed the tags. Okay, but can we I'm not following

950
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: her sist, so I can't. I don't even know. Like

951
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: what I should have done is been like you need

952
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: to take these down. But I don't even know what

953
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: her I don't know. I didn't. I didn't follow her.

954
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: I didn't I remove the tags. I just was like,

955
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: you know what, let me this is. You know, that's

956
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: all the money she's gonna make for the years. She

957
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: never gonna work again, not in this town. But that's

958
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Marie, you should definitely get her, like

959
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: I would be.

960
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 2: Like, I need her name and her information, and this

961
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: person should never work nowhere near me.

962
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: The wig looked like that, but like big girls, like

963
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: that's the color the wig.

964
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 2: Was, Marie, like a clown, like a clown.

965
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: But I think what happened is they went to my

966
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: Instagram and they're like, oh, the last time she had hair,

967
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: it was a blonde home bread which is blended though, right,

968
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: but it's also not a wig, so you just think that, right. So,

969
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 1: but that was the last hairstyle that I had before.

970
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: This is such a good picture of us, I know.

971
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: Should we get this blown up? Yeah? And they I'll

972
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: hang it over my bed in my new apartment. Should

973
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 1: we do that? That'd be nice, Marie? Should I? Yes,

974
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: you put this on your wish list. You need a

975
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: big photo of us for your new apartment. Why do

976
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: you make that? I don't know she forgot. I'm getting sad.

977
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: Sorry girl. Anyway, that's that's what's happened in the last week. Also,

978
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: when we were on the plane flying back from Miami. Oh,

979
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: let's talk about this baby, Sydney, Amina and I were

980
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: all on the same flight and then Carolina called a

981
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: flight look wardio because she does, and so the Amina

982
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: moved up to sit with us, and you know, like

983
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: I stood up and like we were like moving things around.

984
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 1: And then the flight attendant comes over and she's like, sir,

985
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: loud the way you couldn't hear.

986
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 2: The stewardess at all throughout the whole thing.

987
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: She all of a sudden she gets to Marie and

988
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:36,479
Speaker 1: sir shining, shouting, yelling that the volume that we're talking about,

989
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,439
Speaker 1: it was crazy. Everyone heard. Every one heard the sir

990
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: heard around the world. Yeah, she said, sir, but it

991
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 1: was me that I rang. I rang that. She didn't

992
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: even look at Amina or me. She looked directly at

993
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: Marie and was like, sir, sir, you rang the And

994
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, who is she talking to?

995
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: Like it took me so she said so twice no, no, no, no,

996
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: so then she comes back.

997
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 2: She leaves and then she comes back. I don't know

998
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 2: twenty minutes.

999
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: It was like ten minutes later. In here she was like, sir,

1000
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: a snack for you, sir, any snacks, shouting about these

1001
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: damn pretzels, sir. And there and then Amina was like,

1002
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: it's a she. It's a sheet. And the woman goes oh.

1003
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: She was like, well, I wasn't even I wasn't even noticed.

1004
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice. I didn't say the sun was

1005
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: in my eyes? There was said we're on a plane.

1006
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about? The son is in

1007
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: whose eyes? And then and then she said you must

1008
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: get that a lot. Oh no, I yo irene it

1009
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: gave you. And I looked at her names said this,

1010
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: the slick is shade. Listen. When I got her, palm

1011
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: tree was very full. When I got home, I did

1012
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: the American Airlines Customer survey so fast you did. I

1013
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: was like, they misgendered me. Well that's what we were

1014
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: talking about. I was like, she misgendered my friend. That's unaccepted.

1015
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: But I didn't even say anything.

1016
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 2: I was like they were bands out And then when

1017
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it.

1018
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: Was like, it's a she, she's like, oh, that's why

1019
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: she's laughing over there. Because I was like, why do

1020
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: you keep calling her sir? So loud? I took a

1021
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: picture of Marie because I was like, well, let me

1022
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: show you what she let me show you. Well, now

1023
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: that we're showing photos, hold on, I think I had

1024
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: on this this shirt and a hat. Andrew. My face

1025
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: looked exactly hold my little like Brooklyn cycling cat, but

1026
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: like sing. She was like, the sun was in vis

1027
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: it's a glare up here. I was like, what now

1028
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: we are surrounded by clouds and you are being a

1029
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: shady beige beach. And then I was like, well, I

1030
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: want two snacks, and she was like okay, and she

1031
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: gave me two snacks. And then the plane lands three

1032
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: hours later and the woman sitting in front of me

1033
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: pops up so fast. She was like, you guys had

1034
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: me cracking up the entire flight. She was like when

1035
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: that lady called you sir, she was like, I wanted

1036
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: to turn around to see your face so bad.

1037
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 3: You're coming from Miami. Let me let me see, let

1038
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 3: me see gay trip.

1039
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that doesn't look like look like the sun

1040
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: is in my eyes, Andrew, Andrew, I thought you was

1041
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: an ally, definitely not and you're canceled. Irene Irene from

1042
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: American Airlines is also canceled. I stand with what you wow,

1043
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: I'm with her.

1044
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 3: I'm with her.

1045
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: Irene was like screaming the sir at the top of

1046
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: her lungs. I was like, you know what, I will

1047
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: never fly American Airlines again. Also, Miami is canceled. We're

1048
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: no longer doing Miami anyway. That's what happened. And now

1049
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm hungry again. But I'll never fly American Airlines again.

1050
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: It's dead to me, little bagel, Little bagel, maybe Andrew,

1051
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: what's going on with you? What's new in the life

1052
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: of your friend?

1053
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 3: We had a week. H We're not hoeing as much,

1054
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 3: We're still doing it like once a week, but you're

1055
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 3: still what do you mean we're as much as how

1056
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 3: much were you holling before? Uh? To an extent that

1057
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 3: my therapist was like, if you even consider it, you

1058
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 3: need to call me instead. And I was like, oh, okay, okay.

1059
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 3: The therapist had to get had to stick. Okay, Linda, okay.

1060
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 3: Irene's daughter, Uh, And no, but I did. I did

1061
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: hook up with someone.

1062
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: But I thought you said he was gonna stop holing,

1063
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: like it's how you.

1064
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: Stop hoing, but you're still looking up with other people.

1065
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I want to, but then it's just

1066
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 3: like this is all they want. You got to give

1067
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 3: the people look you don't want.

1068
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: You don't want a relationship. It's about to be wintertime.

1069
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 3: Though, I know I need to fully. I am going

1070
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 3: on a day tonight though with whom DJ.

1071
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: Andrew, How are you young?

1072
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: Though? Dj? He I don't know.

1073
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: Does he have another job?

1074
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 3: No, he works a very He said that he works

1075
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 3: for an outerwear company. I don't know, so Canada Goose,

1076
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 3: I don't know he's working.

1077
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: You should definitely go on a date with him so

1078
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: you can get a little free Cande Goose.

1079
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 3: That would be cute.

1080
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little ll Bean Parker.

1081
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 3: See how that goes. But I went to the bar

1082
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 3: on Wednesday night, and you know how like there's like

1083
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 3: always like the one guy at the bar that's like

1084
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 3: a little bit like creepy, just like watching everybody. That

1085
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 3: was that was you, No, no, no, that was my

1086
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 3: mate for the evening. Unfortunately you wooked up with the

1087
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 3: Bernard I know, old French guy. No no, no, uh

1088
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 3: he was cute. And then I then he came back

1089
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 3: to my apartment not as cute, and.

1090
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 1: He was not as cute as you're at your house

1091
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 1: or yeah, no, he was not as cute.

1092
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 3: Oh both both. Absolutely. He was very drunk. He was

1093
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 3: on top of all. We didn't do anything because he

1094
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 3: was about to like we were about to do things,

1095
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 3: and then he was on top of my naked body

1096
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 3: and then he says I he mumbles something saying the

1097
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 3: word love, and I'm like, wait, this is crazy, and

1098
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, what are you saying right now? And

1099
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 3: then he says, I'm damn well near in love with you.

1100
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh hey.

1101
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not insert anything inside.

1102
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 3: And so then then I asked him, Bernard, do you

1103
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 3: know what my name is?

1104
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 1: You used his name to ask him what your name was.

1105
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 3: He says, I'm thinking of James, and I was just like,

1106
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 3: get out, get out of my house.

1107
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: He said, But Andrew like, I haven't hooked up with

1108
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: somebody who don't know your name, stopping, Oh no, but

1109
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: you don't tell me that you love you yes, and

1110
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: you like James love And I was like, this is

1111
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 1: blind and it'll take over your mind and love can't

1112
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: love also is deaf. I can't hear it. Love also

1113
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: doesn't have a very good It has amnesia, love has Alzheimer's. Yeah,

1114
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: could you be forgetting? And then you're like, I love?

1115
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: I mean no, I don't but.

1116
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 3: No, no, And then he just left. And then he

1117
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 3: like text me the next day and he was like,

1118
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 3: can I take you out or something?

1119
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: I was like you like, he was like yeah, And

1120
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: then did you sign it as James?

1121
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1122
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 3: No, I said, now, absolutely not. James could do better.

1123
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: James deserves it. Yeah, that is wild, Sydney. Who are

1124
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: you texted right now? Yeah?

1125
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 3: What's going on?

1126
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: What's happening over there? Drama? If you're not gonna tal

1127
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: about it on the podcast, you shouldn't be dealing with

1128
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: it on the podcast. Okay, so you got your phone

1129
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: in your hand. And Andrew's telling is his truth?

1130
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 3: You know you don't even care.

1131
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 2: Well, it's not that I don't care, oh god, but

1132
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 2: it's just that.

1133
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: You have to put your foot down.

1134
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 3: I did put my foot down.

1135
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: He left.

1136
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 3: We didn't do anything.

1137
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: You know, he didn't put he didn't put his ass

1138
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: down down. Bye. I mean, Andrew, how often you think

1139
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 1: you're changing your sheets over Yeah? That's another all these people.

1140
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 3: No, I'm usually I usually don't host. Though he lived

1141
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 3: in Harlem.

1142
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: I you are doing long distance, honey.

1143
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not talk to Harlem. Though he's coming, you know,

1144
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: from West Village to Chelsea Community. He's paying for the uber.

1145
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: Yes, I see what you're doing. You should put that

1146
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: in your taxes. Write it off right. No. I matched

1147
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: with this dude like beginning of the summer, and we

1148
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: never like we would like chit chat and weak shande numbers,

1149
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: but he never asked me out, so I'd never like,

1150
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: I forgot what he looked like whatever, And I had

1151
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: deleted tender when I left and when I came back,

1152
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: and then he messaged me this week and was like, hey,

1153
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: stranger or something. He had messaged me a couple of

1154
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: weeks ago and he told me he lived in Queens.

1155
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: So I was like, well, I'm not I'm not going

1156
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: to Queen's. I don't give a damn how fluffy a

1157
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: beard is, right, So I like ignored him. And he

1158
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: messaged me this week and was like, hey stranger, somebody

1159
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: forgot me again. And I didn't respond because again Queen's.

1160
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: And then he was like, okay, well be well, like

1161
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: the next thing. He just kept like kept responding to himself.

1162
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: Oh no. So the last message he sent me was so,

1163
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: are we ever going to meet in person? And I

1164
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: said no. I was like, you know, I lost interests.

1165
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: We've been talking since we matched before June, like before

1166
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: I went to Harris and he was like, yeah, you

1167
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 1: said you want to hit me up when you came back. Yeah,

1168
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: I've been back. I've been back. I said, I don't

1169
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: even remember what you looked like. And he was like,

1170
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: you know, it's crazy because I recognize you now and

1171
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: I was like from where and he was like I've

1172
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: seen your performances. Oh god, okay, well my pussy just

1173
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: dry up so we can stop talking right now. And

1174
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't even remember what you look

1175
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: like when you've seen me perform. And I was like

1176
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: that's weird, and he was like that's I don't think

1177
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: that's weird. Stalkers, I don't think that that's weird. I

1178
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: just I just saw you perform like a couple months back.

1179
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: Wired like a live thing.

1180
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. He was at a comedy show and

1181
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: saw many perform and was like, I don't think that's weird.

1182
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I don't remember what you look like,

1183
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: so it's weird to me. And you're too famous. You're

1184
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: too famous to like online date now, no what you're

1185
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 1: talking about. I feel like Hillary Duff was on Riot.

1186
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: I feel like if Raven Simone is gonna be on

1187
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: Riah for a long a I'm so sorry.

1188
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 2: Nobody wants any parts, and nobody that's Raven being a Riahs.

1189
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 2: That's a Raven that I mean. I saw an episode

1190
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 2: of Basketball Wives and Shannie O'Neill went on like speed

1191
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 2: dating with Evelyn Losada and all the dudes that were

1192
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 2: there were garbage and it was obviously stage. She didn't

1193
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 2: supposed to be funny, but she was saying like, it's

1194
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 2: really hard to date my husband. My ex husband is

1195
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 2: Shaquille O'Neal. And she never changed her name. And she

1196
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 2: never changed her name.

1197
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's a lot of paperword. You gotta

1198
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: change it, social, you gotta change it on everything. So yeah, ladies,

1199
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 1: just don't change your name in the first place. Ye

1200
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: stay a Washington or a Foston.

1201
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 2: I am. I'll always be a Washington. Yeah, it's just like,

1202
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 2: what's the sense of would you hyphenate?

1203
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: No? Because I feel like Washington is a long ass

1204
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: last name already, so I'm not hyphen any anything. You

1205
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't go Washington Foston, Foston Washington. Should we do that?

1206
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: Sidney Foston Washington. Should we get married Marie? No, But

1207
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: we could take each other's last name, yay. We could

1208
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: be like Jada Pinkett Smith, I love it, Melissa Joan Hart,

1209
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,879
Speaker 1: I love Freddie Prince Junior.

1210
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 2: Sidney Foston Washington. I mean that's a lot.

1211
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: And what's your last name?

1212
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 3: You don't know my last name.

1213
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: Mcgui guy, but I don't know what it McGuire McGuire, hello, Oh,

1214
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: don't you do that? Your name is Andrew, that's what

1215
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,439
Speaker 1: we go by. But we just talk for a year.

1216
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 3: My last name.

1217
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: We don't know a lot of people's last I don't

1218
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: know a lot. We don't know a.

1219
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 3: Lot of people.

1220
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, I know you're a mcguig guy, but like,

1221
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: it took me a minute, Andrew Dane, I don't know

1222
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: after you took Irene's side. Now you attacking me like this? Wow? Sorry,

1223
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: Sidney Foston Washington, McGuire, I like Sidney Washington, Foston.

1224
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 3: That works, okay, likest.

1225
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: Washington on Foston verse. Yeah, because w is the like

1226
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: that can't be first. We're gonna be at the end

1227
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: of attendance. You know, f is at the top. Okay,

1228
00:57:59,240 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: I'll do that.

1229
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: You sold me on it. I mean, you didn't have

1230
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 2: to do that much. I was gonna take your last

1231
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: name with you.

1232
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: I go into places like, yes, i am Marie Foston,

1233
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: thank you. I'll be taking that check. And then I

1234
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: walk in and they're like, oh, you bought your boyfriend.

1235
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this Foster, Like, yes, this is Sydney

1236
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 2: Washington over there.

1237
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: She's going through a couple of things. My bald colleague

1238
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: she moved out so she lost her hair as well.

1239
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, I like being bald. I'm enjoying

1240
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: it more now than I was a week ago this time.

1241
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be both for a while. We like it.

1242
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's talk about that.

1243
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 2: Let's talk about we've been revamping the live show coming.

1244
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:44,439
Speaker 1: It's coming to you New York City October twelfth, Union Hall. Yes,

1245
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: October twelfth, Union Hall. We have Marybeth Baron and Jay Jorden.

1246
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 1: They're gonna be our They're gonna be battling each other

1247
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: to prove who is the unofficial expert of flirting.

1248
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be gorgeous. It's going to be a battle.

1249
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun because like Mary Beth is like

1250
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: the right amount of like shady and weedy and smart

1251
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: and hot and class and Jay is like hot and

1252
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: messy and confident and he flirts with everybody. He really

1253
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: he really be Andrew was, yeah, he's mad too. He's

1254
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: like Jay, you was talking about that ship. You know,

1255
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: don't talk about it, be about it. But Jay had

1256
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, you know, he was a boyfriend, morphan, my

1257
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: French boyfriend.

1258
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 3: I think conflicted. I DMed him last week. I was

1259
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 3: thinking about it.

1260
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: You DMed him last week to say, well, I was

1261
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: just like that, just do it, just do hold on.

1262
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: You just got done telling us that you wasn't going

1263
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 1: to be a whole You're a liar, and you're a liar. Okay.

1264
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 3: It's someone that I know.

1265
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: You don't know that. I'm mad. Are you mad?

1266
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 3: But it's not like the other people.

1267
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: Drew you slid his DMS and said we should just

1268
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: do it.

1269
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 3: Well, we have d M past that one episode that

1270
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 3: he was on.

1271
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: What did you say? Show us the d M. We

1272
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: want to see it. We want to see the nudes

1273
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 1: that you sent.

1274
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 3: No, it's one of those pictures that disappear after.

1275
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: You said, as our producer, you should be keeping us

1276
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: in the loop as about as about guests that have

1277
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: been on the pod and then you fratnizing with him

1278
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: after Okay, as our gay tall producer intern, you should

1279
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: be telling us all of a miss. Yeah, I'm telling

1280
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: you right now. I don't know. I think I have

1281
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 1: to do a write up. Oh my god, I think

1282
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: I gotta write. I gotta write you up on this.

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01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: Who I gotta talk to you. I'm gonna go to

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01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 1: HR for what for not telling you who I want

1285
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: to exactly? Disappointed disappointed with me for wanting to hook

1286
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: up with Jay Jorden. Just wow, you put it on

1287
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: a wax, you spelled it out. You now hold back.

1288
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 1: Huh wow.

1289
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 2: Y'all gays are real out there.

1290
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm no qualm.

1291
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 3: What's he's all the way up on her Harlem too?

1292
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 3: Now where is he?

1293
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: I don't know where his boyfriend Boots.

1294
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 2: And you are gonna we are going to do Unofficial

1295
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 2: Expert Live. We're gonna go ahead to head.

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01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 3: Oh I need to fight you.

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01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: I really feel like we have some like unresolved tension.

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01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 3: You know where I stand with you over neither.

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01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 2: I'm always like, I'm always like, well, me and Andrew

1300
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,919
Speaker 2: talk more than Andrew talks with Marie.

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01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 3: But somehow you're always I know, I know I called

1302
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 3: Marie a few weeks ago. That's an issue that I

1303
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 3: knew probably wouldn't be able to be resolved with you.

1304
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: Unresolvable. Okay, let's talk about it.

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01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 3: Was the episode that I talk about, Oh, we're just

1306
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 3: talking about everyone that I've had sex with.

1307
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: I guess this episode that's your fault. Sorry, that's just

1308
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: that's who you are.

1309
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 2: That's your rectum is out there, boots, Okay.

1310
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: Is not out. It's communal busy.

1311
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 3: But it was the episode that I talked about having

1312
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 3: sex with someone that I literally met on the street.

1313
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: Your anus is a homeless man. He's very He had

1314
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 1: on a backpack.

1315
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 3: He looked like Jimmy Fox.

1316
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 1: He's very, very Jamie Fox. He literally yes, you don't

1317
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: believe it.

1318
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 3: And then I saw him on the street the next

1319
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 3: week and I was like, Okay, I'm seeing you in

1320
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 3: the broad daylight and.

1321
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: He still look like Jimmie Fox.

1322
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 3: He looked like Jimmy Fox.

1323
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: He stopt me on the streaming, but is a soup kitchen.

1324
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 3: Cutting that out. You did not disrespect my belt like that.

1325
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: No, you don't disrespect your own.

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01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 2: Right now.

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01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, First, I'm realist, back in because

1328
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: y'all are who Okay, I have a listener question, and

1329
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: then we gotta go because we got other episodes. That

1330
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: city found her energy, she found her groove. It took

1331
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: me some time. If you want to just shake literally

1332
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 1: you bitch, Andrews butt home, Andrew you fire me up.

1333
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: I want you to be here.

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01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:12,479
Speaker 3: Okay.

1335
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: Actually you quit your job and didn't even let us know.

1336
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: You just posted on the instant stories and somebody hit

1337
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: us up like did he quit?

1338
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 3: Oh I know, yeah, who does that?

1339
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, it would never quite But I knew that

1340
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 1: you had been thinking about it.

1341
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, well maybe we had discussed what was

1342
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 3: the question?

1343
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: Okay, listening from New Mexico. Exclamation mark, This is Ray Cupcake.

1344
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: Wanted to slide in your DMS to add to the

1345
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: it's a confession. Okay, So, first of all, hoe is life. Okay.

1346
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,439
Speaker 1: I've been with my dude now for two years. First

1347
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: real relationship of my life. We agreed to be monogamous.

1348
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight. Now he's much older than me, treats

1349
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: me so damn Good, sends me on vacations, all that

1350
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: good shit. So my confession is that I really miss

1351
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: being a hoe, different dude every night. Kick him out

1352
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: or leave the rush of mysterious sexy life. Andrew, you

1353
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. My question, does this mean

1354
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: I'll never be happy settling down? Or is this part

1355
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: of the transition into the locked down life? What do

1356
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: we think? She's twenty eight, so you're twenty eight, you're

1357
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: not ready? And she said he's much older than her,

1358
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: so he's ready. He's ready, he's been ready, he's been

1359
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: living that life, so he know what to do to

1360
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 1: get you ready for the life that he wants. But

1361
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: how does she play this? Because she I mean, does

1362
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 1: it say that she lives with him?

1363
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 2: I say, you need some space, but it says he

1364
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 2: didn't hold up for like three weeks.

1365
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: He treats her so damn Good sensor on vacations, blah

1366
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: blah blah. He paying for stuff. Sis just like quietly up, No,

1367
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: take a break, Say listen, I need some space. I'm

1368
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: going through some things go for three weeks and then

1369
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 1: come back.

1370
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 3: Okay, but then you know he's going to ask like,

1371
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 3: are you going to see other people? Okay, he will

1372
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 3: absolutely ask me.

1373
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: But her question is does it mean she'll never be

1374
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: happy settling down? No, you're just not ready right now.

1375
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 1: You're just twenty eight. You're young, twenty eight Yeah, okay, yeah,

1376
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,919
Speaker 1: we're young. Come on, let's do it. Oh that's right, Marie.

1377
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: What's up twenty nine this year? Getting closer to thirty

1378
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: every day? Right? Yikes? All right, Well, what do you

1379
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: guys think is this person? Yeah, I don't think you're

1380
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 1: a bad person, says you just gotta tell him that

1381
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: you need to you need some time. You guys need

1382
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,919
Speaker 1: to take a break, and you saying you want a hole.

1383
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: But it was just hot.

1384
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 2: It's about to get cold. You're gonna all that shit's

1385
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 2: gonna switch up. You're gonna be too tired to leave

1386
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 2: your house to go fuck somebody.

1387
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: You wanna be lonely. You think it's just too much work.

1388
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:35,919
Speaker 1: It bitch.

1389
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 2: When it rains, I'm like, ah, well I'm not.

1390
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm not horny anymore. When it rains. I horny when

1391
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: it rains. The rain is hitting the tin roof. Okay,

1392
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 1: but what about when it's where are you looking up

1393
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: in her new apartments? Sis hitting the tin roof? You know,

1394
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: and you're like, it reminds you of that time that

1395
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: you were in Portugal, you know what I mean? Out

1396
01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: here being anyway, I feel like we accomplished all that

1397
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 1: to do. Okay, we did, we did. I feel good

1398
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: about what.

1399
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 3: We're talking about, unresolved issues.

1400
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: I think, okay, well, what we're gonna go toe to toe?

1401
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 2: And it's fine. I'm not we don't have to do

1402
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 2: it in this episode.

1403
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: Like if y'all go to to toe, both of y'all

1404
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: gonna lose. I don't feel like neither of you guys.

1405
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 3: Is going I think the we're both two emotional beings.

1406
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 3: I think Marie. Marie is like a little bit, I

1407
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 3: don't know, a little bit more mature than you guys. No,

1408
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 3: not mature is no, that's you're saying that. But I

1409
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 3: think that we're more in touch with our emotions than

1410
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 3: I think Marie is.

1411
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: Do need y'all need to be that much?

1412
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 3: But I don't. I feel like we could really hurt

1413
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 3: each other if possible.

1414
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 2: Which is crazy because I check on you I like,

1415
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 2: see how you're doing.

1416
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you also you are also mean to him.

1417
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 1: You are you're rude to him, you're literally literally when

1418
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: we walked in today he came to pick us up,

1419
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: you didn't even say hello.

1420
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 3: When we walked in here, and I was five minutes

1421
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 3: like you've been thirty minutes late before.

1422
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: That was a one time Okay, you did arrived five

1423
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 1: minutes late and me and Sydney were on time and

1424
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: we lost our minds.

1425
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,560
Speaker 3: You were like so sorry, but I also offered it's

1426
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 3: tough off of my bagel to heal.

1427
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: I was kidding out. I love you, Qidney. When he

1428
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 1: came up. When he got here, you didn't even say hello.

1429
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 2: Andrew, I always message you when people have comments that

1430
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 2: are positive.

1431
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 1: That don't mean that you're nicest. That means you pick

1432
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: and choose when you're nice.

1433
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 3: I don't know. I went through my D I responded

1434
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 3: to a story of yours the other day, and then

1435
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 3: I looked at her DM conversation. I've responded to so

1436
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 3: many of your stories, never get a response. Every time

1437
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 3: that I responded to Marie's stories always as Marie also

1438
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 3: responds to my my stuff too.

1439
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 1: M h I'll be out here. I'm looking at thanks. Okay,

1440
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: Sydney out here trying to encourage my gates, all sexy,

1441
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: slutty ass producer, and you just well, I'm glad that

1442
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: you guys are friends. Keep it up, all right? Well,

1443
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: the new Unofficial Experts starts next week and it's going

1444
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,480
Speaker 1: to be me and Andrew's and I feel like the

1445
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 1: people want to know and our first guest is gonna

1446
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: be our mean expert Sydney Foston, Washington. The people, the

1447
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 1: people want you to host this as well. So I'll

1448
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: just I'll just leave. You're gonna go where where are

1449
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 1: you gonna go? Sis? You ain't got no headboard?

1450
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:20,720
Speaker 3: Stop, sir, sir?

1451
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 1: Do you need a beverage to shut the fuck up? Yeah,

1452
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a Drinkodess hold in spring, guys, come

1453
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: to the live show.

1454
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,360
Speaker 2: Come to the live show, buy tickets.

1455
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: We try to sell that bitch out. And it's not

1456
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: even like that.

1457
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,640
Speaker 2: It's not crazy. It's you in your halt, like this

1458
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 2: ship is not sold out. I'm not fucking putting another

1459
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,679
Speaker 2: episode out. You'll never hear, You'll never get an episode.

1460
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,719
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, so let's talk about it. So the live show.

1461
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:44,600
Speaker 1: The next one with Jay and Mary Beth for the

1462
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 1: Flirting Expert is October twelfth at ten pm Union Hall,

1463
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 1: and then we're doing a show for New York Comedy

1464
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: Festival Saturday, November ninth, also another live version of the podcast.

1465
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: And then we'll be in Chicago at some point. Yeah.

1466
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's the ninth or something. I don't know what.

1467
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what the date is, but we'll figure

1468
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: it out Chicago in the fall, so you know, way

1469
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: for us, look for us. Also, Toronto, we haven't forgotten

1470
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 1: about you. We have nine. We did a little bit,

1471
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,640
Speaker 1: but also we didn't. We did send out our The

1472
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 1: merch is coming, and the merch is coming, bitch. Are

1473
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 1: you ready, honey?

1474
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 2: Okay, it will be a night, no, a day to remember.

1475
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 1: You can wear a merch to prom yeah okay, and

1476
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: you can cut it up.

1477
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 2: You can get fucked in unofficial expert merch and you

1478
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 2: get used by wearing merch.

1479
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 1: Merch, and then you can use it to wipe yourself out.

1480
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good to it's really good absorbent for

1481
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:41,719
Speaker 2: like all the common coach juice. Yeah, if you're squirting

1482
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 2: and what.

1483
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 1: Right, you get it right? Out the right off the

1484
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 1: TV anyway, guys, thank you so much. Each shirt comes

1485
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: with a free thing of poppers. By the way, we

1486
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 1: love you so much. Ray comment subscribe the Patreon. We

1487
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna get that together too. But we put it.

1488
01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:59,560
Speaker 1: We put an episode out and people were happy. It

1489
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 1: was like a co month ago. People are already like,

1490
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 1: where's the Patreon?

1491
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:02,519
Speaker 2: Really?

1492
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, long ago it was okay, Okay, we got you.

1493
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it in Sydney's studio. Okay,

1494
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 1: pun oh fuck you, Okay, goodbye, bye bye Forever. This

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