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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit all looking back to back down,

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Speaker 1: giving them just like theming bu bu things and it's

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Speaker 1: not true. Good Steve Hartley Joy, you gotta use that

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Speaker 1: turn be hurting. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,

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Speaker 1: got to turn them out, the water, the water. Come

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Speaker 1: come on your baby, uh huh. I show will a

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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on

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Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Well, nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that. Man.

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Speaker 1: I was just so getting ready to come on to

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Speaker 1: air this morning. I was just thinking, man, I was

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Speaker 1: just having a reflective moment of just how really good

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Speaker 1: God has been to me. I just it's it's it's man.

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Speaker 1: Let me just say that again, how really good God

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Speaker 1: has been to me. And here's a cold part. In

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Speaker 1: spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings,

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Speaker 1: in spite of all of my flaws and and and

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Speaker 1: about me, God, through his grace and mercy, just keeps

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Speaker 1: me anyway. So many of us are exceptional people, but

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Speaker 1: we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional. We

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Speaker 1: I've heard my wife say this to my children all

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Speaker 1: the time when she's scolding them and talking to him.

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Speaker 1: Should be talking to him about leadership. You know, why

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Speaker 1: are you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead?

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Speaker 1: So many of us are born, and so many of

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Speaker 1: God has created you to be exceptional? The key word

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Speaker 1: in exceptional is except you. Ever you ever done this?

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Speaker 1: Right here? You know, everybody did that accept me. Everybody

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Speaker 1: felt that way except me. Everybody said that except me.

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Speaker 1: Everybody won't wanted that. Accept me. Everybody went over that

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Speaker 1: why have you saying that in your life? If you

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Speaker 1: don't know who ain't done it? You know, everybody wanted.

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Speaker 1: Everybody voted no except me? See it? So you're not

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Speaker 1: You're not created to follow the pack. You ain't created

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Speaker 1: Now we're not following the pack no more. We're not

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Speaker 1: Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of fitting me in thoughts?

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Speaker 1: So why you want to be like everybody else? Why

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Speaker 1: plenty more. You may have plenty of mode, but guess

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Speaker 1: what what you wasting the ones you got for? I

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Speaker 1: See here here here, go to hard about pose you

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Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the money you got now.

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Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the relationship you got now.

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Speaker 1: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.

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Speaker 1: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right man,

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Speaker 1: the the right woman, but you keep getting the wrong one.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with that. You know, you

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Speaker 1: want to say, greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional, ain't

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Speaker 1: for everybody. Becoming extraordinary, ain't fun everybody. Heck, becoming successful

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Speaker 1: You got to get with your creating, find out what

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Speaker 1: think him out and tried it before. All right, it's

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Speaker 1: just the beginning. We're gonna have a good one. Man.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. You're listening. Good morning everybody, even to Steve

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Speaker 1: hard and Money to show you about to be uplifted,

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Speaker 1: We'll throw what we're gonna throw a lot of ignorance in.

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Speaker 1: That's right, starting with me. But I'm not gonna do

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Speaker 1: but I love me some good old ignorance now coming on.

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Speaker 1: You will not get any ignorance from this lady. That

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Speaker 1: will be color for rel y'all. What's up? What's up,

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Speaker 1: ignorant man? Okay, the next two coming up will be

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Speaker 1: you'll get a full dose of ignorance from these people

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Speaker 1: Can we talking about a full play? That ignorance? Alright?

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Speaker 1: And last but not least, the gravy of ignorance will

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Speaker 1: be my main man, the king of pranks, that king,

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Speaker 1: he is the King of prank. Mister nephew, Timmy, what's up, Timmy?

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Speaker 1: What I like about us being allowed to be ignorant?

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Speaker 1: We were all told. I don't know about you, but

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Speaker 1: I was told nobody's gonna pay you to be ignorant?

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Speaker 1: How rone they were Jay, Oh that conversation they heard me?

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Speaker 1: How much money make? How much money we make this week?

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Speaker 1: Mister fam Hey, hey, science teacher, you're still teaching science.

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Speaker 1: They try to incur they try to crush your drink.

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Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. That's funny. But we're here,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, you proved them all wrong. You proved them

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Speaker 1: all wrong. You can't make a living being ignorant. Oh,

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Speaker 1: ignorance paid, I'm sorry, elevated living levels to one. I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised they don't teach ignorance in school because it's a gift.

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Speaker 1: It's a gift one on one. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: they should teach it though, because you really could perfect

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Speaker 1: think should teach it? You guys, you guys, because who

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Speaker 1: does it better about? You couldn't teach this. I thought

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Speaker 1: this was it's a gift skill, it's a skill set.

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Speaker 1: But you but those there are those that have the

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're told that sit down and shut up,

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Speaker 1: nobody Well, I could say there's probably a lot of

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Speaker 1: parents this morning telling their kids, don't listen to him,

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Speaker 1: sart to sit down a little girl. Everyone has seen you,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, you know we opened it up with ignorance.

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Speaker 1: Guess what. The ignorance continues because coming up at thirty

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Speaker 1: two minutes after ask bitter man. Right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Morning Show. Time now for ask

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Speaker 1: bitter man. This one, bitter man, I'm gonna let you

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Speaker 1: do your disclaimer. It's from this team. If you get

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Speaker 1: help out of this, you dug it out. You're a

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Speaker 1: dentist drilling you drills out there? Help all right? This

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Speaker 1: one is from Miss t and Orlando. My husband and

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Speaker 1: I have been married for six years and he's a promoter.

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Speaker 1: His phone rings and dings all day and night. And

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Speaker 1: I see how he smiles as some of the messages

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Speaker 1: or walks out of the room with certain phone calls.

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Speaker 1: I've asked him to unlock his phone or give me

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Speaker 1: the password, and he said it's his business line. And

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Speaker 1: he doesn't come to my job asking for my passwords.

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Speaker 1: Am I doing too much? Or is my husband hiding

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Speaker 1: something from He's not hiding anything important people. He has

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Speaker 1: moved up. He is an important man, and important people

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Speaker 1: get important calls all time and the night. That's that's

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Speaker 1: the beauty of being important. When you're important, your phone range.

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Speaker 1: Some calls you get will bring a smile to your face,

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Speaker 1: and some calls you get with them Okay, made it

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Speaker 1: When he walks out, Jay, he's just trying to be

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Speaker 1: what a good parmy? Yeah, make you kiss an ugly

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Speaker 1: More Ignorance has promised we'd run that prank back right

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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Miss Anne is standing

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Speaker 1: by with today's national news. President Biden stands by his

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Speaker 1: Badou has apologized now for leaking President Obama's party picks.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about these stories at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: but right now, the nephew is in the building. Would

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Speaker 1: movie I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't forget that though. Anyway, House party at Glender's House

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Speaker 1: party at Glenda's. Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me

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Speaker 1: to brace some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can.

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Speaker 1: We can use some ice over here. Who he is? Hey?

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Speaker 1: This Lawrence man. I was trying to see, uh, if

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Speaker 1: But y'all want some beer? Man? Everybody over here? Pretty much? Do?

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Speaker 1: some beer, some ice that is? That'd be good, right, Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: who'd you say this was? Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man,

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Speaker 1: my name is Lawn. I went to Uh, I went

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Speaker 1: like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean. Ironically,

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Speaker 1: we could. I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say,

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Speaker 1: So I just appreciated the invite. I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, yoo,

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Speaker 1: just a party. Dog, You insecure? What's what's up? Ain't insecure? Listen?

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Speaker 1: Listen to me, Dogma, I'm gonna go and get Glinda

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Speaker 1: all right? And this because right he don't make sense

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Speaker 1: She's gonna get you up. Hold on, So what you what?

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Speaker 1: You through me? No? Dog? That's what I'm who wish you? Dog?

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Speaker 1: I'm our first, must that's who I am for dog.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember doing the first. I'm our first. I'm

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Speaker 1: the one. She really remember? You mean you don't want

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Speaker 1: she really remember? I'm our first? Dog? She man? I look, man,

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Speaker 1: I like I said, you bring your pop over to

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Speaker 1: All right, all my boys over here, we're kicking it

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Speaker 1: all right, you bring it over here, you're gonna leave.

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Speaker 1: I'll promise you that. I'll tell you what. Man, I'll

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Speaker 1: ain't forgot is my first love, and my first love

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Speaker 1: then invited me to the house. Man, I can't. I

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00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: can't even deal with it right here. Bro, I'm gonna

421
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: tell you know you you obviously you don't spokes to Glenda.

422
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: You know what I live, right, you show you up.

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00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: I want you to come on. I want you to

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00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 1: come on over. And you show up like I said,

425
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: you show up and ain't going home. I promise you that. Brother.

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00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: It's whatever, then, man, it's whatever. Let's hey bright Look

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00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: look man, me and my boys over here, we just

428
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: waiting on. We're just waiting on that. All you gotta

429
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: do is make the move right all you want to

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00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: make it. I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let

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00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: me call Glenda. So I need to call Glenda because

432
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: see see see Glen, let me get Glenda. Who you dog? You?

433
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one more time. I am Glenda's first.

434
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: Don't gift and it sound like I might be her last,

435
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: her everything. It must be out his mind. Seelow listen,

436
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: I got this pot on the phone. But Rick, yo, yo,

437
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: don he Let me ask you this hire man. You

438
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: don't even know what Glenda spotted? Do you do you?

439
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: What the I know where her spotted? What the aren't

440
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: you dog? What the I think this she is? Bro?

441
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: Hey man, hey, you bring up over here. I don't

442
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: want you to show up at mine. You call me

443
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: with this stupid bro you're talking about my girl, my girl.

444
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: Spot you come, but I want to see you at

445
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: the crib right now, bron get your see your whip

446
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: right now. You drive down the mine and I'm gonna

447
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: you up. Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me

448
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: what I said. You ain't gonna do no nothing to run.

449
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I'm trump you

450
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: bring over here, but I'm telling you not going home. Dog,

451
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: You're not going up whatever. I got one more thing

452
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: I want to say to you, is you listening my girl?

453
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you, though,

454
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? I'm not listening to you, ain't? Man?

455
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: Is you listening? Is you listen? Because ever deny you ain't.

456
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? You want to say? This

457
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You

458
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see I'm

459
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm playing, man. You know I'm playing do kill y'all? Man?

460
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm so glad. This is a joke. Bryan.

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00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling because because I gotta ask you, man, I

462
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: gotta ask you one more thing though? What is what

463
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the bad his radio

464
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve all right, thank you, crazy man.

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00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment and

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Speaker 1: national news. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave

467
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. What is going on? Did you guys

468
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: see the Afghans clinging to a US airplane as a

469
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: taxi down the runway? Now this was in an attempt,

470
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: of course, to flee the country due to the Taliban takeover.

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Speaker 1: What about the shocking video of the person clinging on

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00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: the plane who lost his grip just before lunging to

473
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: the earth below. I mean, really sad and hard to watch, yesh. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: President Biden admitted yesterday that the collapse of Afghanistan's government

475
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: unfolded more quickly than the US anticipated, but he stood

476
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: firmly behind his decision to with through all US troops.

477
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: And the president also said he inherited a deal that

478
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: Trump negotiated. What sad. That was so sad to see.

479
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: It was shocking. I just saw this video. It's like

480
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: the same thing happened. That's what they're comparing it to. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

481
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: And and Biden is getting a lot of criticism for this, um,

482
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: but I mean it is true. He did inherit it,

483
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: you know. And uh, nobody criticized Trump when he when

484
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: he blamed the Obama administration on everything, you know, for COVID,

485
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: for for for COVID anything. So you know, like he said,

486
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: Biden said, when there was no good time, Yeah, when

487
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: was it good time? It was never a good time.

488
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: It was never something. Oh this is a perfect let's

489
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: all come home now. There's never a good times. Yeah.

490
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: And as president, you know, you gotta take the hits,

491
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: you got to take the good with the bad. I mean,

492
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: this was a decision and you have to make some

493
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: tough decisions, and this was one of those tough decisions

494
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: he had to make as president. And like he said,

495
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: the buck stops here. But I do feel sorry for

496
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: those people there. Ye oh absolutely absolutely. Yeah, it's a mess.

497
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: It really is a mess. Wow. All right, we're gonna

498
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: switch gears here and talk about Eric Abadou. Speaking of Obama,

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00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: Ericabadou has issued an apology for posting pictures from former

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00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: President Obama's sixtieth birthday party. Remember that he was going

501
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: to have this big, lavish event and then he scaled

502
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: it back because of COVID. Mister and missus, Obama says, Erica,

503
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: please forgive me for being the terrible guest at such

504
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: a sacred event for your family. She said, it was

505
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: so inconsiderate, what an example of how not to be.

506
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: And to let you know just how sincere she was.

507
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: She signed off with the name Erica, and you know

508
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: her real name is Erica, right, so just let you know. Yeah,

509
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: she used her government name for this. Yeah, but she apologized. Yeah,

510
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: she definitely apologized. I was wondering. I was like wow

511
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: when I saw the pictures. Yeah, me too. I was like, Wow,

512
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: you won't be you won't be at sixty one party.

513
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm an Erica fan, but is this is this? I

514
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: love her? I mean because I love Erica the death.

515
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: But do you just do you do something and say

516
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: I apologize later and get away with it? You know?

517
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: I gotta at least put that out there. You know.

518
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: It seems like everybody does. Everybody does that. Yeah. If

519
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: it wasn't, never saw the party, That's all I could

520
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: tell you. If it wasn't, we never would have saw

521
00:32:54,520 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: President Obama dancing. And then the road gets away with

522
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. So you fan, we let it go,

523
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: So don't worry. Why didn't he do like a video

524
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: and walk through the party. Yeah, all right, Jay, it's

525
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: time for today's headline. All right, everybody, it's time for

526
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: the News with miss and Trip. Thanks Jerry, Thanks Shirley.

527
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: This is a trip with the News in Afghanistan. As

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00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: the evacuation of Afghan diplomats and those who work with

529
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: the US military continues, recent polls show that most Americans

530
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: support the idea of leaving. However, pictures yesterday of frantic

531
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: Afghans flooding the airport and even jumping on airplane running boards.

532
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: In one case a man fell to his death. Pictures

533
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: of that have made some people question how the evacuation

534
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: is being handled, people like Senate Minardi, Leader Republican Mitch McConnell.

535
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: What we have saying is an unmitigated disaster, staying on

536
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: the reputation of the United States of America well with

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00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: the Taliban and control of the company the country. The

538
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: President defended his pullout plan yesterday, along with a little

539
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: history mixed in well, I came in office, I inherited

540
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 1: a deal to President Trump negotiated with the Taliman. Under

541
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: his agreement, US forces would be out of Afghanistan by

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00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: May one, twenty twenty one. US forces had already drawn

543
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: down during the Trump administration, from roughly fifteen thousand, five

544
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: hundred American forces the two thousand and five hundred. The

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00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: truth is this did unfold more quickly than we had anticipated.

546
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: So what's happened Afghanistan political leaders gave up and fled

547
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: the country, The Afghan military collapsed, American troops cannot and

548
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: should not be fighting in the war, and dined in

549
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: the war that Afghan forces are not willing to fight

550
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: for themselves, and Biden adds quote, how many generations of

551
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 1: America's daughters and sons would you have me sin to

552
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: fight Afghan civil war when Afghan troops will not. How

553
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: many endless rows of head stones will there be at

554
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: Arlington National Cemetery and Haiti International Aid efforts continue there,

555
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: but they've quickly ramped up medical as well as search

556
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: and rescue teams are racing to pull people from collapsed

557
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: buildings in the southwest area of the country in the

558
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: wake of Satay one niks devastating earthquake. As of late yesterday,

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00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: the death toll was listed as one thousand, four hundred

560
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: and nineteen people, with six thousand reported injured. And this

561
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 1: latest quake is the deadliest since the one in twenty

562
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: ten when some two hundred thousand Haitians lost their lives.

563
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: Hospitals and schools have been damaged. And this is all

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00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: happening as the Haitian government deals with political instability from

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00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: the stomach from the brutal assassination of their president just

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00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: last month, from a COVID pandemic, gang violence, and now

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00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: today haities being waterlogged thanks to Hurricane Grace. Folks cannot

568
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: get a break. Meanwhile, goods are being shipped in by boats,

569
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: small planes, and helicopters on loan from the Dominican Republic

570
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: and the US. Finally, okay, in northern California's Dixie Fire

571
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: still rages there. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Tommy,

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00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 1: introduce your boy and get ready. We're going deep, deep

574
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: into the mind, the mind that you never traveled into before.

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00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: The one and only Jay Anthony Brown. All right, before

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00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: we start, I need to remind everybody tonight at the

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Speaker 1: J Spot, Los Angeles, California, Alex Thomas and friends. Check

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00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: it out my good but Saturday night, I'll be in Charlotte,

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00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: North Carolina on August two. One. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you, ladies and gentlemen and

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00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: people out there in radio land about a form of

582
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: music that no longer is this hit it, Dave, hit It,

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00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: turn it up just a little bit. I want to

584
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: talk about singers who no longer do what I call

585
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: the breakdown in music. If not familiar with the breakdown,

586
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: is when a man opens his heart in pleads and

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00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: beds and says I'm sorry. In a song nobody wants

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00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: to sing to break down number number. Nobody wants to

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00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: sing to breakdown number no more. He goes like this, baby,

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00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry write news checks with your mama's name. But

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00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: your mama's got good credit and you don't have a

592
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: good credit. All right, your mama has good credit, and

593
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 1: I just want to apologize. But I got another person here.

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00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: There won'ta do some vegging in pleading right here, I'm

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00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: gonna turn it over to my singing buddy, nephew, Timmy.

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00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: Get some Timmy. You know, baby, it's been a long

597
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: time since we talked about it. Your credit is bad, baby,

598
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: your credit is real bad. So I use our babies

599
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 1: social security so we can get where we're trying to go. Baby,

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00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: that's where we're trying to go. Yeah, I just want

601
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: to let you know, baby, our credit is coming up,

602
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: no mo. And we're looking good because our baby got

603
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: our baby got good credit. No mo. Yeah. Right now,

604
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna turn it over to our main breakdown man, Yeah, Junior,

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00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: get something man, put the big on. Break it down,

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00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: Break it down. I'm so sorry you kids called his

607
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: nag at. I'm so sorry the kids called us nag

608
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: at you said lock the dough. You said lock the dough.

609
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: I didn't turn around. I just had to swift one button.

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00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: But they walked in and said mama. I said all damn, oh, damn, Yeah,

611
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: the battle we gotta go coming. Don't you talk about

612
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: the comedic versus battle right after this? You're listening to

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00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: this day show. Well, Damon Wayans admitted during a radio

614
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: interview in Houston that he has never watched a versus battle.

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00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: Imagine that. And then they asked Damon um who would

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00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: he battle in a comedy based versus battle. Damon said,

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00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. Didn't even think about it. Just Dave Chappelle

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00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: just off the dome. So you know that begs the

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00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: question for this show. Jay, Tommy and Junior, you guys

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00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: are all commite Dan who would win this battle if

621
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: it goes down? In part two? Do you think cancel

622
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,959
Speaker 1: culture is killing comedy? But let's go with the first

623
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Speaker 1: from first? Damon Wands and Dave Chappelle. Wow, that's two.

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00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: That's two different comedies though, two different styles. Yeah, pick

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00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: a winner. They didn't ask me, you know what, you

626
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: know what, I I can't pick one. It's two different styles, y'all.

627
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: It's just two different. They both funny. I can't do this.

628
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: I can't do I'm sorry. I let me ask you. Okay,

629
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: let me say this right here, Damon, shut your hands up, man, Okay,

630
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: let me say this because I'm a Damon. I'm a

631
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: Damon fans, But stop this, Damon stand up comedy fan?

632
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: Are you with Damon wains and Living Color? HOLDI the

633
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: clown fans? You know? You know what? No, it goes.

634
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: It goes back to uh and and and and Jay

635
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: you might remember this. It goes back to Robert Townsend.

636
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: Uh when he had those that those specials on HBO,

637
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: Partners in Crime, Partners in Crown, Partners Partners in Crown,

638
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,919
Speaker 1: and that you throwback man. And that's when I first

639
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: saw Damon and I was like, oh my god, this

640
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: guy's a beast. He funnies all get out. And then

641
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: he did movies, and then he did a movie with

642
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: Bruce Willis and he went on and on, Damon is

643
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: a beast, and and then Damon slowed down. But now

644
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: right now, that Damn Chappelle, who Lord have mercy? All right,

645
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: I'm not picking one, right, I would go I would

646
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: go with I would go with Damon I would go real,

647
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: go with going with the veteran of the veterans. Yeah,

648
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: I would go why I mean Chappelle if you right

649
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: to mean, he's one of the great one of the greatest.

650
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, junior, who would you play Chappelle? Okay?

651
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: And why we need a wine? That's the young Come on,

652
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 1: because I'm young. I know Damon Wayne's ain't because I'm

653
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing new with it. Yeah, I just preferm

654
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle style of coming. I mean, I know Damon

655
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: Ways is more of a physical type of comedian, you know,

656
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: like myself, But Dave Chappelle, I think comedy should also

657
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: provoke thought as well. So that's my whole thing. You know,

658
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: it ain't just the fact that you know, David Wayne's

659
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: tackle issues that we laugh at, but you know you

660
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: take a stand up to be able to tackle social

661
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: issues and make you laugh at him like Chapelle do.

662
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: Now that was my young ass got to say. But

663
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: I love the question, man, because you said because I

664
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: was young, you will now gonna make you think the most.

665
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: Who's gonna make you laugh the most? You know? I'm laughing.

666
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: Thank Yeah, okay, and you can do both. You do

667
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: you know what I'm but I think I think Damon

668
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: will make you think as well. Yeah, you're right, Yeah,

669
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: I really do. I think they you know what this is? Okay,

670
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: let me let me hold who wrote this that we

671
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: had to talk about this because we're not y'all picking

672
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 1: us on our boys. It ain't like you. You can't

673
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: pick one and gotta hate the other. You know, I

674
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: mean what I feel. You know, I ain't nothing. I

675
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: ain't picking one. I love both of us. You already

676
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: like the fact. I can tell you who I like

677
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: the battle in the verse. I tell you who I

678
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: like the battle. I tell anybody like the battle straight up.

679
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for years. That damn weird out Yankevich.

680
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: I would you know what Jay video video against. I'm

681
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 1: going with you, Jack, I'm going with you. I'm going

682
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: with you. I'm going with you. I had a question

683
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: for Junior, what would you say lhisical comedy? What does

684
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: that mean when you say you're active? Run around the stage?

685
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: You know they would do a wheel in a minute.

686
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go, guys. Coming up next, it

687
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: is a nephew with the prank phone call right after this.

688
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at

689
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.

690
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is super

691
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: sexy and super fly. But right now we'll get into

692
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: that right now, right now, right here, the nephew is

693
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us?

694
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: Nast You know what, I think all of us have

695
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: sat on the couch. You know, it's a boring night

696
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: and we've all decided, you know what, I want to

697
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: order pizza. You know, me and James Junior were hanging

698
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 1: at the house. That's all a pizza. You know, everybody

699
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: wants to order pizza every night and then. But what

700
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: have you in jail? What have you in jail? Don't

701
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: you think those people want to order pizza too? Okay,

702
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: pizza deliver? I know they want pizza. No no, no, no, no,

703
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: you're not gonna breathe like that called oh man, pizza No,

704
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: you're not pizza delivery. Let's go aanke you know, pizza man,

705
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: I help you try to order pizza? Okay, can you

706
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: all for me? Please? Yeah? Yeah, all right? Okay, So

707
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: about this, So can I take your orders. Y'all need

708
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: to order ten pizzas? You want ten pizzas? And what

709
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: kind of quest was that gonna be? I need six?

710
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please, I need six cheese pizzas.

711
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: Six cheese pizzas on being crush? What kind of quest

712
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: was that? Again? Been being fann six sees ben crush pizzas?

713
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: And do you want any other topping town? That's her? No?

714
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: I need to meet lovers? Does that again? To stick

715
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: up a little bit? I was really having a hard

716
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 1: time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to meet mothers.

717
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,919
Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? To meet lovers, meet lovers, pizza? Okay?

718
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh,

719
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: that's thick, thick cross. You said you want to think

720
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: quest on that thick So I'm having a really hard

721
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: time hearing you. Can't you speak up for me? I

722
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 1: need to meet lovers with thick crust, good crust, Okay, okay,

723
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: all right? And then the last is two benjies on

724
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: being crossed, two bedches, veggie veggieves veggie's two veggie, two

725
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: veggies on the three crust do do y'all delivered to

726
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: um do y'all delivered to U gated gated community for

727
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: a second for me three ress okay? Sorry about their Okay?

728
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: Can you get your phone numbers? Three four two, there's

729
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: six eight nuns. Okay. I heard three four two days

730
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of

731
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: those numbers. Can I get an area code or no?

732
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: My number three four two dass six to eight nine. Okay.

733
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: I need to get the whole seven digits and the

734
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: area code so then we can put it in a

735
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: computer to try to find your location. I told you

736
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: my number. My number is three four two dads six

737
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um let me get my

738
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: manager on the phone. Me. He's giving me like six numbers.

739
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing? Hey?

740
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm doing great? All right? I

741
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: order ten pizza, six cheese pizzas, two meat lovers, and

742
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: two veggies. I'm trying to see if do y'all have

743
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: a problem delivered to a gated community? Oh not at all.

744
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: We delivered to a gated community all the time. Let

745
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: me just get a number four you and an address, right?

746
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: My number three four two dads six eight nine sir,

747
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: that's only six digits. We need seven digits. We'll actually

748
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: your area code plus your seven digits. Oh okay, I don't.

749
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,

750
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: he'll make sure I get it. No, So I don't

751
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: think you're understand. I need to have a phone number

752
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: where I can call you. We can go in and

753
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: out of the gate. That's not a problem when I

754
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: guess I want. You can't go in and out, dead Kate, listen,

755
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 1: you can't go in and out did gird? I'm sorry,

756
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Can't you speak up something? Okay.

757
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just

758
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: drop it off with the guard. So I understand what

759
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly.

760
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: The guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterate.

761
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: He's gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm

762
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: cool with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where

763
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: are you? Where are you located? Let's do this. Where

764
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: are you located? I'm in Ala and Gola and where's

765
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: where's Angola and Gold? Y'all don't know where I'm in

766
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: Angola and Golda, Louisiana, the penitentiary. So we can't deliver

767
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten and pizzas

768
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: for one six sixties pizzas, two meet lowers and two

769
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: they Look. I can't be on this phone too much longer. Listen, sir.

770
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola.

771
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: Do you know where we're located. You gotta call somebody.

772
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: We're in Dallas. Look, you gotta guard somebody in Goola, Louisiana. Look,

773
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get these ten pezza. Look, I'm late.

774
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm nothing to go back and forth with you, exactly,

775
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.

776
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay,

777
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one

778
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the

779
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: penicariary can't on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. We

780
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas.

781
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: Do you know how long it would take to get

782
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: pizza to Angola. I don't give it. Let me tell, okay,

783
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: who to manager there? I am the manager. You speaking

784
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: with the manager? What's your name? Never mind what my

785
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: name is, just know that I'm the manager. Okay, let

786
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: me say this to you, since you to manage there.

787
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm when

788
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: I get out in three years, I'm coming down there,

789
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking

790
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: to you, ain't go me up in three years, I

791
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: won't be here. But a matter of fact, I just

792
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: might stay here for three years. So when you come back,

793
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't brainy pieces

794
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: this penitential and get it to the guard before he

795
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: get off work, then but it's gonna be around here now.

796
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: In ordered these ten pictures, and everybody on the cell

797
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: block is waiting on them. Sir, I don't I don't

798
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: care about you and your folk on your cell blocks.

799
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: You are in the penitentiary and I don't even know

800
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is

801
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: a business, okay, and I have a job to do.

802
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary. So y'all discriminator, Noby,

803
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: where y'all brain pizzas are. No, we don't discriminator, but

804
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: we ain't located in that goal unless you go give

805
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: me some. That's all from my metro. I ain't coming.

806
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember

807
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: the number three fold two dad six eight nine. If

808
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: you see that gray painted on your house, on that

809
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: damn pizza place, then you know my thing got out

810
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 1: and I'm looking for your threefold two dad six eight nine.

811
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: I don't give it three p two six eight nine

812
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 1: and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your grass

813
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: if you come up here in three years and guess what,

814
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: don't drop the soul? Who thank you talking to That's

815
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: why I said thank you talking to get off my phone.

816
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: I got I got one more thing to tell you

817
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: before I get on three years the land words, I'm

818
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: gonna say. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you

819
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: gotta say is next? You Timmy from the Steve Horby

820
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray phone call you.

821
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You gotta be freaky

822
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: kid man. Oh my god, oh god, this is netthew Tommy.

823
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: You know, come on, man, people people, people in jail

824
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: out of bit on the pizza. Nine my dad, I

825
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: like that. You know my name, my number, those you know?

826
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: All right? I got six cheese pizzas too much to

827
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: meet lovers, okay, and two venges. All right, that's what

828
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: I need. Now that's the guard. We straight, he gonna

829
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,479
Speaker 1: take care of this. I need you to drop drop

830
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: my pizzas off at the guard. He gonna pay you.

831
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: I gotta hook up. Were good. That's crazy. She couldn't

832
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: take it. She thought you said bed sheets, said Veggie.

833
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: When I if I don't get this pizza when I

834
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: get out in three years, I'm whipping somebody behind. Okay.

835
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: Do you deliver to gated communities, Well, it's the penitential,

836
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: not a gated community. It's a gated community. So check

837
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: us out if you if you're not you know what,

838
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: you know what if you're not feeling like a pizza,

839
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: maybe you're feeling like some grits. It's Tommy grits, just

840
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: good grits. That's just good g r I t z

841
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: dot com. They buyed them like crazy. They love on them.

842
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: I would love your feedback. The nephew got some grits

843
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: and they coming to the shelf. I ain't on the

844
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: shelf yet. I'm online right now, but I'm coming to

845
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: the shelf. Watch and Jamma gone, uncle being gone, But

846
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm coming to the shrim Congratulations, Thank jan All right, nephew,

847
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject super Sexy

848
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: super Fly. We'll get into that right after this. You're

849
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, time now

850
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships,

851
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,919
Speaker 1: on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, whatever we gotta

852
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: for you. Right here, you can submit your Strawberry Letter

853
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,919
Speaker 1: to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

854
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 1: When we receive your letter, copy yours right here today.

855
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: You never know could be reading yours live on the air.

856
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: You hear that. That's the letter? All right, Let's buckle

857
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: up and hold on tight. We got it for you.

858
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: Here it is. It's the Strawberry Letter. Thank you enough you,

859
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: subject super Sexy super Fly. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm forty

860
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: four years old and I have met the love of

861
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: my life, but it took me three years to get

862
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,479
Speaker 1: used to him. We met in the mall three years

863
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: ago on a Saturday I remember the day in full detail.

864
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: He was wearing a matching short set with knee socks

865
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: and he had a brim on. He asked me where

866
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: the Floorsham shoe store was, and I had to google

867
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: it because I'd never heard of it. He was an

868
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: older man, so I walked over to the concierge desk

869
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: with him to see if there is such a store.

870
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: The concierge said that the store was closed a while ago,

871
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: and this man looked defeated. An hour later, he walked

872
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: up to me in the food court and offered to

873
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: pay for my lunch. We eight and had the best conversation.

874
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: He's eighteen years older than me, so I told him

875
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: we could only be friends and i'd help him shop

876
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: some weekends. We met in them all a few more times,

877
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 1: and he finally admitted that he didn't like shopping. He

878
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: only came to see me. I started meeting him for

879
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: dinner and he gave me money freely without me asking.

880
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: I enjoyed hanging out with him. Two years after we met,

881
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: he tricked me into having sex after we shared a

882
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: bottle of wine at dinner and he had to drive

883
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: me home. He is very well endowed and romance to

884
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: me all night. Fast forward to present day and we've

885
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: fallen in love. He's a super sexy older man, but

886
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: he's also super flies, just like the movie character. He

887
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:52,720
Speaker 1: won't stop starching his jeans or wearing his matching short sets.

888
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: I asked him to take the gold cap off of

889
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: his side too, but he says it's a fashion statement.

890
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: My friends call him super fly, and I'm ashamed of him.

891
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: He proposed, and I said yes, but I haven't told

892
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: anyone because I don't want to hear the jokes. Am

893
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: I being stupid? Should I marry my super sexy, super

894
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: fly old man? Well only you can answer that, But

895
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: first you gotta tell him this. Those starched crease jenes,

896
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: you know, he's putting a crease down the middle of

897
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: those Janes. That's not coming back. Okay, that is not

898
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: coming back. They were retired back in the eighties or

899
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: nineties or seventies whenever. They're not coming back. They're not

900
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: coming back. And it's all over for Denis socks, all

901
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,320
Speaker 1: that side gold tooth. That is not a fashion statement.

902
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 1: So tell Papa that no one wears floorshom shoes anymore. Okay,

903
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: you got to tell him these things, and you all

904
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: need to stop lying and all this trickery you got

905
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: going on. He didn't like shopping, but he pretended like

906
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: he liked shopping with you. You know, he tricked you

907
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: into having sex. All of that. Come on. Now. The

908
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: truth is is you love Papa and Papa loves you. Okay,

909
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: So why can't you guys just build from that? At

910
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: sixty two, that's how old he is. You said he

911
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: was eighteen years older than you. I will admit it's

912
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 1: going to be a little hard for him to change

913
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: his pimpish ways. You know, his style anyway, his pempish style,

914
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: because he's probably set in his ways. But depending on

915
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: how you ask him, he'll probably do it for you.

916
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: And you have to tell him because this marriage is

917
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: never gonna work if you don't. I mean, you're already

918
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: embarrassed of him. You haven't even told anybody that you

919
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: guys are engaged or getting ready to get married, and

920
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: that's no way to start a marriage. You've already said yes.

921
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: So there's obviously a lot about him that you do like.

922
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: But the point is marriage is not just about you know,

923
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: great sex and all of that. It's about compromise. Communication.

924
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: It's about commitment, and if he's not willing to make

925
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: some subtle changes for you, then that's a good indication

926
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: of how the marriage will go. And you still will

927
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: be ashamed of him and you won't be happy. So

928
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: meet him back at the mall. You all go shopping

929
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: and pick him out some new clothes. Then go to

930
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: the dentist and get that goal tooth removed. That's all

931
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: you gotta do. Be in love because you're in love

932
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: with the goal. First of all, let me talk to

933
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: you older dude with tale, because I am older dude. Okay,

934
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: what shared they is saying, Some of that is correct,

935
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: but it's hard, very hard to get an old player

936
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: to change his way the match in short sets. Does

937
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: he have the full toe covered sandals, because if he does,

938
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: then he's a true player from the him and layers.

939
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: What you need to do is changed some things a

940
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: little bit at a time, you know what I mean,

941
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: Like give up the nugget watch for just a regular watch,

942
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Let's get rid of that

943
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: goal in your mouth to put a white tooth in it.

944
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: This will shock him. It will he will go into

945
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: complete shock to change everything he doing. One time. His

946
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: system can't take that much change, you know what I mean,

947
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: the knee socked. If he wants to wake up and

948
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: you have him fully clothed with the you know, some

949
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: van loafers and some short pants with a matching shirt,

950
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: you know, and just a regular baseball cap, you know,

951
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: and he's lost him knees socks, he'd go into complete,

952
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: complete shock and it might die. You can't do that,

953
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: man like that. You got to change what you can change.

954
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: You got to remove the toothpick out of his mouth,

955
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: telling her stop sucking his toothpick. I know he got

956
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: a toothpic. I know this, dude, I've seen it. Man.

957
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: You know how I know this, dude, this used to

958
00:59:52,160 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: be mean. I used to do he and he sucks

959
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: when he makes thoughts. And you just gotta work with him. Okay,

960
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: you can't, Janie just playing flam his things he does

961
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: automatically one at a time. Take him one at a

962
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: time and you'll be all right. All right, Well, thank you, Jay,

963
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: We have more to go. We haven't heard from Junior,

964
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 1: we haven't heard from the nephew. The subject is super sexy,

965
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: super fly. We'll be back at twenty three minutes after

966
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: the Hour with part two of Today's Strawberry Letter. Right

967
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.

968
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, guys, we're gonna recap today's

969
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. The subject is super Sexy and super fly.

970
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: Forty four year old woman wrote us a letter. She

971
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: met the love of her life three years ago. It

972
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: took her three years to get used to him. They

973
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: met in the mall. You know, she remembers the day

974
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: that he was an older gentleman with a short set

975
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: on knee socks. You know, just older, kind of sexy guy,

976
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: still stuck in stuck in time time as far as

977
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: his wardrobe goes. You know, they had lunch together, great conversation.

978
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: He's eighteen years older than her. So she told him

979
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: they could only be friends and she would help him

980
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: shop some weekend. So that was his way of getting

981
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: in to see her. He didn't really like shopping, but

982
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: he did eventually admit it to her. You know, they

983
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: went out to dinner. He would give her money freely.

984
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: He tricked He tricked her into having sex with him,

985
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: she said. After they shared a bottle of wine at

986
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: dinner and he had to drive her home. She said

987
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: he was very well endowed, he was very good. He

988
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: romanted her, Yeah, he romanced her all night. Now they've

989
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: fallen in love. He's a super sexy old man, but

990
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: she doesn't. He's proposed to her, but she doesn't want

991
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: to let anybody know because she's ashamed of him about

992
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: the way he dresses. He has a gold tooth on

993
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: the side of his mouth, and he says that's a

994
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: fashion statement. So she wants to know she being stupid

995
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: or should she go ahead and marry She already said yes.

996
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: By the way, should she go ahead and marry her

997
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:05,959
Speaker 1: super sexy, super fly old man junior? Year up? Yeah?

998
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: So he's sixty two. So he's born in nineteen fifty nine.

999
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: H you forty four? You bought in seventy seven? Oh man, yeah,

1000
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 1: I did all the man. Let me ask you one

1001
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: question though. It is his name, Roy Harris. That's my cousin,

1002
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: my great cousin, right hair. This is exactly what he

1003
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: went out today. That why look what she said, take

1004
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: the gold cap. All inside that gold cap? Is it

1005
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: a Martini glass in there? Because he not changing? Do

1006
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: he have his keys in his hand when he walked?

1007
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: Is he bow legged with the hot knee socks with

1008
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: some hard bottoms on, and he turned them keys in

1009
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: his hand as he walked. Does right hair right, hair's

1010
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: not changing. You can stop asking flush shote shoes. How

1011
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 1: you fall for that one? Flusht shoes ain't been over

1012
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: since I was eight. He got you with the flow shine.

1013
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: I can't believe you fast for this. Look look and

1014
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: you told me you don't wan't know about You said yes,

1015
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 1: but you wanna tell the about because you don't want

1016
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: the jokes when you can hang it up, they're coming.

1017
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: You shouldn't even wrote in him. We ain't got nothing

1018
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: fun jokes for this. We didn't see this dude. And

1019
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 1: when he laughed, when he laughing, and just like like

1020
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: everything is surprise, and don't have with your girl. You

1021
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: got you a go one day, he loyal. Now he

1022
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,959
Speaker 1: didn't trick you with the dinner with the bottle of wine.

1023
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: Now he didn't trink you that no box wine. Get

1024
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: everybody ain't like it was a bottle box wine. Get

1025
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: the best of them. I don't care who it really

1026
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: it will He didn't get the episode. Girl, take your

1027
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: super flying, turn your sevnies on and go Dimond and

1028
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: the back days, the team, the gat to leave, I

1029
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: take the bad. Come on each other. They love got

1030
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: you somebody yes or whatever? Come on shirt, it's not

1031
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 1: how fas he went to school with your daddy. Don't

1032
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: worry about that. Got somebody. Let me jump in here.

1033
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:16,479
Speaker 1: You know the rules, pretty tony. Yeah, listen, listen, baby girl,

1034
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to find some stories that's comfortable for

1035
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: your man. You understand I'm saying, Okay, you need to

1036
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 1: find out if there's a chess king in the city,

1037
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: baby ground, because that's what your boy is looking for.

1038
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Speaker 1: A baby girl, you got to find out if there's

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Speaker 1: a go round in the city, because that's what that's

1040
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: how he dressed. Baby. We're looking for a ballad royal. Okay,

1041
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: that's what he used to Jay Riggins. Yes, that's what

1042
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: he's looking for. That's okay. You want to buy some shoes,

1043
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 1: you want to make him feel real good. The man

1044
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 1: is looking for some Stacy Adams. That's where he looking at.

1045
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 1: You understand me. Might the fact? Might the fact if

1046
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: you don't get him on Stacy Adams. If it's the

1047
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: summer time, he wants some what they called jellybeans, they

1048
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: called jellybean. That's what he's looking for, baby girl. He

1049
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: wan't that. I'm just trying to tell you. He gonna

1050
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: wear bell bottoms until bill Bottoms is out. I'm just

1051
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: trying to tell you, and they and the bell bottoms

1052
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: need to have some window panes on them. Then he

1053
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: feeling really really good. Oh you understanding me by the

1054
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: fact when y'all go out, when y'all got that's what

1055
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 1: he don't want to take, you to know, buy Star restaurant.

1056
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: He want to go to Woolworth and Woolco and sit

1057
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 1: at the bar and get some ice cream. Babies, That's

1058
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: what I want to do. I'm just trying to tell

1059
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 1: you what kind of man you got. Not listen out

1060
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 1: of time? He not listen, Jane, that you already know.

1061
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,959
Speaker 1: And Junior you can join in. He gonna smell good.

1062
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: He gonna have somelgraphael all. If he ain't got no

1063
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: lograpel he got he got you are some jupe some juke. Okay,

1064
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: he he ain't got that juke. He has them something

1065
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: he has on some Jad's time and what are you

1066
01:05:55,880 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: talking about, ja, ja ja? I think he got on

1067
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 1: some great flannel. Jake. The fact if you ain't got

1068
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: on great flannel that little gold top polo old he falling? Now? Yes, yes,

1069
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 1: something that has the word musk in it. That don't

1070
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: mean yeah, he's just saved anything that has musk in it.

1071
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: But then let's go on back brute By family, say

1072
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:32,919
Speaker 1: hello and up and he will have on a lot

1073
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:36,439
Speaker 1: of it, so you'll know when he's coming up again. Man,

1074
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you the man you got, baby,

1075
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: you got an old school and here you got. All right, Well,

1076
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: thank you, guys. Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter.

1077
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out

1078
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up at

1079
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 1: forty six minutes after the hour. You know what it is?

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01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're listening Steve

1081
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time now

1082
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got junior? All right, Shirley.

1083
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: Before I get the sports talking, let me tell y'all

1084
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 1: something Burmingham, don't forget. Labor Day weekend. I'm coming to

1085
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,439
Speaker 1: towns September three, fourth and fifth. Two shows Friday two show,

1086
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: Satday one show Sunday is gonna be ignorant. Get your

1087
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 1: tickets at stardome dot com. Stardom dot com. Can't wait

1088
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 1: to see y'all Labor Day weekend? What up timming? So

1089
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: you cannot do it like Steve Hey? Listen here Burminham

1090
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: all the Steve Hobbin nation. This here my boy, My

1091
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: boy coming down at a Burmingham. I'm gonna say this

1092
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: right here, his ass fence to be funny. What y'all

1093
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: need to do? Get show damn ticket and get it

1094
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 1: to go to Burmingham? Start off. I don't know, Bruce down.

1095
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 1: That's why I got my first career. Appreciate the timmy man.

1096
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: Step all, get sports talk real quick man? What does

1097
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: jay Z have to do with sports? Right now? Man?

1098
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: This boy man hustler. He keeps hustling. Man. Jay Z

1099
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 1: has filed for a New York Online Gaming license so

1100
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 1: he can take all online bets in the city of

1101
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 1: New York for sports on four platform. It's called twenty

1102
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,679
Speaker 1: five million, but his up line five hundred and eighty

1103
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 1: five million. I ain't manager jay Z him and wow,

1104
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling my dog straight hustling. He is not gonna

1105
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 1: stop carler. I know y'all had to hear about this.

1106
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: This is too funny, all right. We know we talked

1107
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 1: about dinner Shrowder turning down to eighty four million going

1108
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: to the Celtics to get the six million. About how

1109
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 1: crazy it was all of that, right, Well, eighty four

1110
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 1: million to six million, you know, I mean, we know

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01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: the difference. Right. Well. His teammate was up for a

1112
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 1: contract extension on the Celtics. His name is Marcus Smart.

1113
01:08:55,640 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: Marcus Smart signed four years, seventy seven mill because he's smart,

1114
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 1: Because he's smart. He ain't take no chances of nothing, Jake.

1115
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 1: The contract was on his death fifteen minutes he signed

1116
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: four year seventy seven Give me them seventy seven million dollars. Now,

1117
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: how do you feel when you gotta go to the work? Now?

1118
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: Last name was the last night? Marcus Smart? He ain't.

1119
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:35,680
Speaker 1: He ain't Marcus dumb about it? He ain't Marcus. I

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01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 1: gotta consider how Mark is smart. Seventy seven cookies, oh

1121
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: six cookies. I'm gonna take the seventy seven cookies. He

1122
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:49,000
Speaker 1: ain't Marcus. Wait a minute, let me take about take

1123
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 1: about it. Congratulations, man, that's all I had to say.

1124
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 1: They both from the same team. God, thank you. I

1125
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,080
Speaker 1: ain't coming up. At the top of the hour, we're

1126
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. Don Chettle's reaction to Kevin Hart's

1127
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 1: reaction when he telled him his age you're listening to

1128
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: show in Trending comedy News, Kevin Hart's reaction to Don

1129
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 1: Cheetle's age broke twitter. Okay, it's no let me see.

1130
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 1: It's really funny. I watch it once a day. Yeah,

1131
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:32,960
Speaker 1: I cannot stop laughing, man, I can't stop that. The

1132
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:37,920
Speaker 1: look that Don chet had on the game when he

1133
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 1: put his head down, it's like, it's okay, I cannot

1134
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 1: stop laughing. Wait, wait, wait, are we' been to run it?

1135
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:49,800
Speaker 1: Please tell me yes, I was trying to get to that. Yeah,

1136
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: take a listen here it is. Take a listen and me.

1137
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: You know, I'm fifty six years old. Damn, I'm sorry.

1138
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry because it was a thought. No, I'm seriously,

1139
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: was a thought. It was a thought, and I blurted

1140
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,839
Speaker 1: it out. I mean that. I'm okay, but just understand

1141
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it the way it can't. We'll take

1142
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: a poll on how you meant it with people here

1143
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: later after the show's over. But I can sit up

1144
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: here and honestly say, buddy that that was from a

1145
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: place of love. Got it? Like, damn? You didn't. If

1146
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 1: we could play it back right now, lay back, these

1147
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 1: are two different damns. Play back and there wasn't I said,

1148
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: I said, there was no like wow, I said, damn No,

1149
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: you said the word damn. Do you want me to

1150
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 1: tell you how you said? I know how I said it.

1151
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:33,760
Speaker 1: You want me to say it back to you? How?

1152
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:37,240
Speaker 1: I think you said? Go ahead? Damn? Not not true, fam,

1153
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: not true, fam, I said, Kevin, I said, damn it

1154
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:44,559
Speaker 1: each time you said it. Now it's gone quieter and quieter.

1155
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 1: My boy, my boy, Paul out of out of government

1156
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:59,520
Speaker 1: said that to me. I swear I played it twelve times. Hilarious.

1157
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,800
Speaker 1: So the whole, the whole interview was that hilarious. Man.

1158
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,559
Speaker 1: I know Kevin and his new talk show, new talk

1159
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 1: show for I love it though I love it. Oh yeah,

1160
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: he's new at it, so you know, hilarious. That was hilarious.

1161
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,280
Speaker 1: You could tell a new host when he ain't reacting right,

1162
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 1: damn what you're new to interview? And so okay, I

1163
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 1: know this is this is a crazy question. I already

1164
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,839
Speaker 1: know the answer to it. But I'm gonna ask you guys, anyway,

1165
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 1: have you ever just blurted out something and you didn't

1166
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:43,200
Speaker 1: mean it that way? I know you have nephew. I

1167
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 1: do that all the time, all the time. Yeah, yeah,

1168
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,760
Speaker 1: I do that all the time. I mean it's not

1169
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 1: even catching myself. It's just hoping. I didn't hoping it

1170
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:56,360
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. But I do it. I think that. Yeah,

1171
01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 1: I think story. I have seen it head. Yeah, I've

1172
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 1: done that. I had a cousin, you know, she had

1173
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,559
Speaker 1: five kids already, and uh you know, it was at

1174
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,720
Speaker 1: my grandmother's house, and then she came in and made

1175
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: the announcement that things giving. I'm pregnant. I said by who?

1176
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 1: And that was not that timon. Yeah. I was supposed

1177
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 1: to say congratulations, but it didn't make it. Yea, yeah, yeah,

1178
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 1: I dropped by four by who? Because you got five

1179
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: with you? Like who? Who made six? And it was

1180
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 1: just not a good It wasn't a good time. Timing

1181
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,800
Speaker 1: is everything, yeah, you and you can't take it back.

1182
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 1: So I was having I was having a I was well.

1183
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,840
Speaker 1: When she worked for the time join the show, we

1184
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: would do these things called sky shows. There was a

1185
01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:48,400
Speaker 1: lady who looked drunk. She looked drunk to me. She

1186
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 1: looked drunk to me, and she was holding a baby

1187
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,920
Speaker 1: and I figured out that it was the other lady's baby,

1188
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,560
Speaker 1: and I said to the lady, you better get that

1189
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 1: baby before the drunk ass lady killer. And the ladysaid

1190
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:11,759
Speaker 1: to me, my mama shut up. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay,

1191
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:15,600
Speaker 1: you know what you're doing, you know, yeah, let me

1192
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 1: give you this A w I called I love to take,

1193
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: you know, I like to take my mama ride, just

1194
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 1: you know, me and mama gonna go ride, you know.

1195
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 1: And we we parked and I'm I ain't lie, I'm bawling.

1196
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm in my car. This guy walks up, like, uh so,

1197
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,720
Speaker 1: where'd you get that from? And I was like, who

1198
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 1: the blanketed blank you talking to? And my mama looked

1199
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: at me and said, I'd never heard you talk like

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01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 1: that before. I did, I said, you know you I

1201
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 1: cut in front of my mama, of course not. Yeah,

1202
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:52,120
Speaker 1: it caught me off. God, all right, Well, thanks guys. More,

1203
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm Today's Trending Stories. More of the Steve Harvey Morning

1204
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,360
Speaker 1: Show coming up at twenty minutes after right after this.

1205
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve hard Morning Show, Steve Harvey Nation, we

1206
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:07,559
Speaker 1: are calling on you. We need you, Steve Harvey Nation.

1207
01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 1: Haitian American actress and television host, also reality star. We

1208
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: know her, Garcel Bouvet, she used to be fancy on

1209
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:19,639
Speaker 1: the Jamie Fox Show. Well, Garcel is asking for prayers

1210
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:24,839
Speaker 1: and donations for her home country of Haiti. She posted

1211
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: on her ig account to please donate to Angels for

1212
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 1: Humanity dot com. That is, donate to Angels for Humanity

1213
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,880
Speaker 1: dot com to help her out with the earthquake relief

1214
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:41,679
Speaker 1: efforts to help victims and their families. We talked yesterday

1215
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 1: about Naomi Osaka donating her tennis earnings to Haiti. Yeah,

1216
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:54,600
Speaker 1: tennis tournament in the Yeah, if you can help. You

1217
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,760
Speaker 1: see on TV what's going on. They need your help.

1218
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:01,400
Speaker 1: They need your help right now. I remember we were

1219
01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 1: talking about this about what ten years or so ago,

1220
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 1: Yeah about yeah, on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And

1221
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 1: so Steve Harvey Nation, again, we need you. And they're

1222
01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:16,639
Speaker 1: also bracing for a storm, a hurricane that could possibly

1223
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:20,280
Speaker 1: be coming. I mean, you know it's Haiti take yeah,

1224
01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, you have to pray for him. You

1225
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 1: have to donate if you can pray for him, whatever

1226
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 1: you can do. Now is the time. Now is the time.

1227
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,280
Speaker 1: It is now time. I think that the world can

1228
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: be doing more to help Haiti. We have to do

1229
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:39,320
Speaker 1: more to help this. Yeah, for sure, we absolutely do.

1230
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:42,040
Speaker 1: All right, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1231
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,400
Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

1232
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:48,599
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1233
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 1: What is going on? Did you guys see the Afghans

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01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,280
Speaker 1: clinging to a US airplane as a taxi down the runway? Now,

1235
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 1: this was in an attempt, of course, to flee the

1236
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:05,040
Speaker 1: country to the Taliban takeover. Um. What about the shocking

1237
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:08,200
Speaker 1: video of the person clinging on the plane who lost

1238
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 1: his grip just before lunging to the earth below. I mean,

1239
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,439
Speaker 1: really sad and hard to watch. Yeah, uh yeah. President

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Speaker 1: Biden admitted yesterday that the collapse of Afghanistan's government unfolded

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Speaker 1: more quickly than the US anticipated, but he stood firmly

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Speaker 1: behind his decision to withdraw US troops, and the President

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Speaker 1: also said he inherited a deal that Trump negotiated. That

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Speaker 1: was so sad to see. It was shocking. I just

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Speaker 1: saw this video. It's like the same thing happened. That's

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Speaker 1: what they're comparing it to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Biden

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Speaker 1: is getting a lot of criticism for this um but

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Speaker 1: I mean it is true. He did inherit it. Nobody

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Speaker 1: criticized Trump when he blamed the Obama administration on everything,

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Speaker 1: you know, him for COVID, for for COVID anything. So

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Speaker 1: you know, like he said, Biden said that when there

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Speaker 1: was no good time to pull out? Yeah, when was it? Good?

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Speaker 1: Was never a good time? Never? Oh, this is a

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01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 1: birthect let's all come home now. There's never a good time. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's yeah. And as president, you know, you gotta take

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01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 1: the hits. You gotta take the good with the bad.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this was a decision and you have to

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01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,800
Speaker 1: make some tough decisions, and this was one of those

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01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: tough decisions he had to make as president. And like

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Speaker 1: he said, the buck stops here. But I do feel

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Speaker 1: sorry for those people that absolutely absolutely all right, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna switch gears here and talk about Erica Badou. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Obama. Ericabadou has issued an apology for posting

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Speaker 1: pictures from former President Obama's sixtieth birthday party. Remember that

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01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,280
Speaker 1: he was going to have this big, lavish event and

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Speaker 1: then he scaled it back because of covid um. Mister

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01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 1: and missus Obama says, Erica, please forgive me for being

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Speaker 1: the terrible guest at such a sacred event for your family.

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Speaker 1: She said, it was so inconsiderate, what an example of

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Speaker 1: how not to be. And to let you know just

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Speaker 1: how sincere she was. She signed off with the name Erica.

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Speaker 1: And you know her real name is Erica, right, so

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01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:36,000
Speaker 1: just let you know. I'm an Erica fan. But is

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01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:41,560
Speaker 1: this because I love Erica the death too? But do

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01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 1: you just do you do something and say I apologize

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01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,960
Speaker 1: later and get away with it? You know, I gotta

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01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:51,400
Speaker 1: put that out there, you know. It seems like everybody does.

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01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 1: Everybody does that. Yeah, all right, coming up, it is

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Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll close out

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Speaker 1: the show with a question. Lay I'll have a question. Okay,

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Speaker 1: yes you will, of course you will. Just forewarned you.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's coming up with forty nine minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the

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Speaker 1: day on this Tuesday. This week is rolling. We're rolling

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01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,840
Speaker 1: rolling up in it. Hey, Hey, can I pay? Can

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01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:30,120
Speaker 1: I pay homage to another comedian? Yes, you can't. Let

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01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:34,200
Speaker 1: me tell you something, Jay Junior, I gotta show love

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01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:37,880
Speaker 1: man that dog gon JB. Smooth got a commercial out

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01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 1: this world. Dog. Have y'all seen it? You haven't seen JB.

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01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,599
Speaker 1: Smooth's commercial. I've seen several of them. But he's playing

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01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 1: He's playing Caesar. Y'all ain't seen this. This is the

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01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:53,599
Speaker 1: bomb diggity. Y'all got to see JB. Smooth dog Davey Smooth.

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01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: I gotta show love JB. Smooth. He out there, he working,

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01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:57,519
Speaker 1: he putting it in, he putting in his work, and

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01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:01,000
Speaker 1: I just I just gotta know I applaud him and

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01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,320
Speaker 1: what he is doing. Shout out to Jay being smooth. Baby.

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Speaker 1: All Right, y'all gonna see it though, y'all gonna see

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01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:12,360
Speaker 1: seas y'all gonna be like, okay, that's what. All right?

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Speaker 1: Thank you that you can have a question, Yes, I

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01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,920
Speaker 1: have a question. I like everybody to go back and

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01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,400
Speaker 1: tell their mind when they were young, when they were

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01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:24,679
Speaker 1: a child, and tell us how you had fun, fun,

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01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:28,679
Speaker 1: but you didn't have no damn toys the fun you had,

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01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:33,120
Speaker 1: but there was no toy involved. Go ahead, hilly, What

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01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,760
Speaker 1: did you do to have fun? But you didn't have

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01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:40,519
Speaker 1: a toy? And seek? Hi? Seek? But come on, come on?

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Speaker 1: How about but when it got dark? Though? Yeah, so much.

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01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 1: I heard all of that. That's why I loved it

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01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 1: so much. I loved her behind that tree, that tree?

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Speaker 1: What did you have when you didn't have a toy?

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01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,000
Speaker 1: You know what? We did a lot of dancing and

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01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,519
Speaker 1: singing like we were on soul trained, like pretending to

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01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:18,439
Speaker 1: be also trans Me and my mom. We would grab

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01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:21,439
Speaker 1: our hair brush and our favorite singer would be off

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01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:25,519
Speaker 1: the living room cutting up. Yea something. I don't know

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01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 1: why they never invented a hair brush? That was after

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01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:33,879
Speaker 1: the microphone? And where is that? Where is the Asian

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01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:40,800
Speaker 1: girl that was on god? Ye long ago in La

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Speaker 1: and I would see her all the time. Yes she was,

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01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:49,599
Speaker 1: she really was, Junior. What was the fun you had?

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01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:53,120
Speaker 1: But there was no toy involved? Before there was a

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01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:57,719
Speaker 1: transfer of a movie, I had been fighting decepticns before

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01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:02,559
Speaker 1: there was a Transform me and was Prime and all

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01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:07,000
Speaker 1: the autobots we was. We was taking on Begatron and

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Speaker 1: all the bay before the movie came out. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about I'm being the trees I get kicked out the

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Speaker 1: trees from blasts and stuff rolling around. We had all that. Man,

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Speaker 1: I have no toys though, Jack it was no dog.

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Speaker 1: I stayed in the swing set. I ride on the

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Speaker 1: back of Otomus Prime's whole truck. If a little the

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Speaker 1: fun you had but you didn't have a toy, what

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01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 1: was it? Man? If you ain't never played red light

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Speaker 1: green like, Oh, red like green like was the It

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01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:45,080
Speaker 1: actually could be a TV show Red like Green like.

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Speaker 1: I loved all these all the side man, man Man

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Speaker 1: which one When I was coming up, I was the

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Speaker 1: guy in the neighborhood that if you told him to

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Speaker 1: go in the house and get something, I don't get

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Speaker 1: it at whatever you needed. That was my mama's. If

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01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,599
Speaker 1: they said go get a pot, I go get a pot.

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Speaker 1: You didn't go get a blanket. I go get a blanket.

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Speaker 1: So we built and when I'm telling, this was the

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Speaker 1: best tent out of my mama's good spread. One time,

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Speaker 1: this was a nice We were laying on the tent

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Speaker 1: with a good blanket and we put candles in cans.

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Speaker 1: We was laying back and I'm telling when I had

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Speaker 1: a good time and I saw which I knew it

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Speaker 1: was my mama. The two fattiest legs you ever want

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01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:42,479
Speaker 1: to see in your When I saw them two knees

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01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: at the tent, I knew ten times. Ten time was

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Speaker 1: over with when I tell you, and Lee Brown wrapped

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01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,720
Speaker 1: that tent and with one yanke we was in just

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01:24:55,160 --> 01:25:00,640
Speaker 1: raw air. There was there was nothing. We were in

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Speaker 1: the elements, man, all that hard work Jack just one,

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Speaker 1: I mean just Lee Brown and Lee Brown did not

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Speaker 1: blame man, I know I know them well. You ain't

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Speaker 1: out here with my good as blaking I know that mine.

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Speaker 1: And when it was raining, yeah, I would be on

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01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 1: the front porch at my grandmama how playing Jack's with

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01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:35,280
Speaker 1: my sister and yes, what you no toys? He said, no,

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01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,360
Speaker 1: but another game to play on the porch, timing if

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Speaker 1: you didn't it was a good game, okay, a good

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Speaker 1: game of that's my car, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have seen some fights on that that's my car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. Before they was televising the Olympics, we

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01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:56,920
Speaker 1: already had them tell me about what you know, you

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01:25:57,240 --> 01:26:00,360
Speaker 1: used to race in the streets the racist tree. Do

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Speaker 1: we really know how to you had to do the relay?

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Speaker 1: Now you had to run down in the tag Jeromehan

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Speaker 1: take markets hand markets come back. We used to run. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what we used doing. Yeah, that's a real question.

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Speaker 1: That's real fun. You double DUTs? Could you double dots? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: me too, me too. I I wonder if we could stop?

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01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:29,840
Speaker 1: What about? Jack Jacks said, you know what, you're not

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01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,439
Speaker 1: a real man. She made mud pie. You're not a

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01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:34,519
Speaker 1: real man. He made a mudpie with your sister. You

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01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:40,400
Speaker 1: are you are not a real man. All backs said,

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01:26:40,439 --> 01:26:44,560
Speaker 1: jump rope. That's toy. Jump ros a toy. It's a

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01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:53,080
Speaker 1: little no anything. We stop, We gotta go, come on Jay.

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