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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject He's patting everything. Dear Stephen Shirley.

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Speaker 1: I'm a forty two year old woman and I met

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Speaker 1: a man that lied about his age and other things.

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Speaker 1: When I met him, he's six four and very nice

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Speaker 1: looking with curly hair, but he's very skinny. He had

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Speaker 1: a large groin area and I couldn't help but see

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Speaker 1: it since he is such a tall man. We met

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Speaker 1: in a grocery store and he was staring at me

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Speaker 1: for a long time, and then he finally spoke and said,

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Speaker 1: my beauty had him mesmerized. We exchange numbers and a

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Speaker 1: few days later I met him out for a drink.

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Speaker 1: I would have preferred to go to dinner, but that's

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Speaker 1: not what he offered on our first date. That's when

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Speaker 1: he started laying it on thick with the lies. He

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Speaker 1: said he's forty eight years old and he played ball

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Speaker 1: in college, but he didn't get a chance to go

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Speaker 1: pro because he heard his foot. He said his home

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Speaker 1: is getting renovated, so he's staying in one of his

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Speaker 1: rental properties. He never told me what he does for

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Speaker 1: a living, but he says he dabbles in the stock market.

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Speaker 1: I loved getting to know him, so I continued to

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Speaker 1: hang out with him. After about two months, I was

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Speaker 1: ready to be intimate with him. As he got undressed,

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Speaker 1: I noticed his underwear had a cuplike feature in the front,

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Speaker 1: and that was the bulge I always saw. I asked

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Speaker 1: him about his underwear and he told me that a

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Speaker 1: lot of men wear those to protect themselves. He also

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Speaker 1: had on an under shirt, a black T shirt and

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Speaker 1: doing the do and he was small and terrible. Since

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Speaker 1: that night, oh, since that night, he's admitted that he's

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Speaker 1: sixty four. He works as a custodial manager. He never

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Speaker 1: played basketball, and he's never been to college. It's clear

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Speaker 1: that he does not have a house either. Since he

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Speaker 1: has come clean about the lies, should I give him

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Speaker 1: a chance to prove himself or break it off? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think he's already proven himself. He doesn't tell the truth,

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Speaker 1: and not just little lies. He tells his big, elaborate lies.

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Speaker 1: He didn't tell you the truth about anything, So how

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Speaker 1: can you trust him now? He told you he was

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Speaker 1: forty eight, he's sixty four. Men may lie about a

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Speaker 1: lot of things, but they usually they usually don't lie

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Speaker 1: about their age. Everything he told you was a lie.

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Speaker 1: And the thing about it is is that he didn't

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Speaker 1: have to do that. When people lie, it serves only them,

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Speaker 1: only them, because they don't give you a chance to

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Speaker 1: make an informed decision, and it leaves you no options.

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Speaker 1: It's selfish on their part because they're just trying to

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Speaker 1: get what they want. You said he's terrible, in bad

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Speaker 1: and small. Wow, you said that, But even with all

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Speaker 1: of that and all of the lies going against him,

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Speaker 1: you continue to go out with him, and you want

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Speaker 1: to give him another chance. That's what you're asking us.

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Speaker 1: You like him, and you're torn right now, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: he came clean and finally told you the truth, if

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Speaker 1: that really is the truth. But I say, when the

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Speaker 1: red flags show up, you have to pay attention. Pay

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Speaker 1: attention to what he does, okay, what he does right now,

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Speaker 1: not what he says, because that will determine how you

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Speaker 1: should move forward. Every lie he told you in the

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Speaker 1: beginning was a red flag. Hopefully he's changed for the

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Speaker 1: good now, hopefully, Steve im possible, m possible. Ladies, you

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Speaker 1: you and doing to you must sink up emediately. Let

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Speaker 1: me say this to y'all, what a man is saying

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Speaker 1: up emediately. If it doesn't link up immediately, you are

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Speaker 1: in for what you always end up being for a surprise.

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Speaker 1: Steep Sheryon, I'm aforty to your woman. I met a

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Speaker 1: ain't no problem curly hair, but he was skinny, that

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Speaker 1: couldn't help it. Since he's such a tall man, so

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Speaker 1: what you're trying. It was just right there at hum

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Speaker 1: he's six fold you five two? He was right there.

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Speaker 1: He was right there. Okay, can help it. I'm down here,

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Speaker 1: said beauty, my beauty. Man around y'all exchanged numb a

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Speaker 1: for a drink. I would have preferred to go to dinner,

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Speaker 1: but that's not what he offered our first date. It's

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Speaker 1: when he started landing it on thick with the lies. Remember,

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Speaker 1: I said, listen to what a man says, and it

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Speaker 1: didn't get a chance to go pro. Now, he also

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Speaker 1: rental properties. I'm just saying this. I'm getting ahead of

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Today's Strubberry letters subject. He's patting everything.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: big package. So she thought he's six folson. She couldn't

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Speaker 1: help but noticing he tall, he's skinny, he got curly hair.

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Speaker 1: He said, your beauty mesmerizing. Y'all exchange numbers. A few

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Speaker 1: days later, he asked you out. I met him out

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Speaker 1: he's forty eight years old. He played ball in college,

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Speaker 1: he hurt his foot. He said his home is getting renovated,

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Speaker 1: one of but y'all just having drinks. Though he never

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Speaker 1: After about two months, I was ready to be intimate

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Speaker 1: What is that? I asked about his underwear? He told

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Speaker 1: me a lot of men whereos to protect themselves? Not

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Speaker 1: when they playing sports, all boxing, and it's called the cup.

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Speaker 1: You can see it on all football players uniform, every

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Speaker 1: out later on what he really did. So now he

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Speaker 1: now you find out why he needed the cup? A

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Speaker 1: lot of men don't wear that. That. A lot of

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Speaker 1: men is just blessed. Now, I mean it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of men. This blessed. That's what she's talking about. She

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Speaker 1: has do all me and do that. No. So when

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Speaker 1: he got that. He's sixty four. He admitted he's sixty four.

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Speaker 1: that information. That's true. But he told you he was

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Speaker 1: forty eight years old. He works as a custodio manager.

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Speaker 1: Thus explains the cup. See when you you might fall

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Speaker 1: need that cup. One of them little kids up at

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Speaker 1: the elementary school get tired. I'm tired you, mister Harold

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Speaker 1: You need that cup. Because he ain't the janitor. He custodian.

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Speaker 1: one Shurley coustodio manager. He the only one. Ain't but

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Speaker 1: further advancement. It's clear he does not have a house either. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a break. He's already proven himself. Ladies, stop collecting red flags.

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Speaker 1: Stop this is a red flag six foot fold currently

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Speaker 1: is he's sixty four. Now, how you let this man

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Speaker 1: tell you with forty eight and he's sixty four? When

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Speaker 1: attention most sixty four year old dudes unless they fly now.

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Speaker 1: A lot of fly brothers out there, see them all

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Speaker 1: the time. Cats that I'd move when I see him

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Speaker 1: dressed up. He ain't it. He can't play ball. He

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Speaker 1: no education, no chance for advancement. He adjanted down at

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Speaker 1: to stop lying. This is a red flash. He didn't

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Speaker 1: lie about everything. You don't think it's some more lies coming.

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Speaker 1: I have to be out show mine. You can ask

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Speaker 1: who says it's pad and everything he talls skinny. She's

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Speaker 1: they go home, they trade numbers, and finally she started

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Speaker 1: liking that getting naked. He got on four shots because

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Speaker 1: He got four shirts on. Then he pulled his pants down.

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Speaker 1: protect theirselves. You don't wear a cup unless you play sports, football, boxing,

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Speaker 1: don't wear out to dinner. Hell no, but he got

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Speaker 1: but he wear it because of his job is coming

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Speaker 1: And and damn he's sending his children to heaven earlier.

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Speaker 1: So now that's why he wear a cup. I gotta

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Speaker 1: ask you something, though, Steve. Do men lie about their age?

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Speaker 1: I've just never not, don't. I'm too famous for that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't know a lot of

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Speaker 1: I really don't. I'm pretty sure they do. But why

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Speaker 1: would you do that to say, you forty eight? What's

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Speaker 1: the different? Biggest? Sixteen years different? Yeah, he wanted her

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Speaker 1: to think in sixteen more years, I put it together.

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Speaker 1: We have a good life. What your life? You had,

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Speaker 1: your good life, it's always more to it. But you

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Speaker 1: have to be a different person. You gotta stop all

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Speaker 1: this laugh. That's part three of today's Scrubberry Letter, sadding

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Speaker 1: everything coming up at the top of the hour, Steve

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Speaker 1: moving with me. Oh, a woman walks out on her

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Speaker 1: date because he wouldn't pay a three dollars charge for

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Speaker 1: extra cheese on his burger. We'll talk about it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show