Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels Second date update an email that we got
Speaker 1: into the show for a second date update today read
Speaker 1: less like a date and more like a scene from
Speaker 1: the movie The Hangover. Oh, sound like a wild date.
Speaker 1: I won't tell you about it. I'll let Audrey tell
Speaker 1: you about her herself. Who's on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update? Right now? What's up, Audrey? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you guys? Are you currently caring
Speaker 1: for a baby that's not yours? Are you stuck on
Speaker 1: a rooftop? Is there a tiger involved? No? No tigers
Speaker 1: were involved or harmed in the making of the State. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but like your email, sounds like you had a crazy
Speaker 1: night with this dude that you want to call. What's
Speaker 1: his name by the way, Ken? Ken? All right, so
Speaker 1: before we get into the actual date, tell us how
Speaker 1: you met Ken. We met online? Okay, so I didn't
Speaker 1: really know a lot about him. We just kind of
Speaker 1: gave it a shot. First date, just out of the bar,
Speaker 1: like a tied Okay. That sounds pretty mellow so far,
Speaker 1: pretty typical. Ah yeah, I mean it started like a
Speaker 1: normal date. But I know how to take something and
Speaker 1: have a good time. With it. I'm not like a
Speaker 1: typical girl, all right, so tell us what happened. So
Speaker 1: we went to the Stive bar and we were drinking beers,
Speaker 1: playing arcade games. I'm a video game fan myself, so yeah,
Speaker 1: it was home and then we were playing like the
Speaker 1: poll tabs. Oh yeah, I love tabs and that is
Speaker 1: actually pull tabs are a great first date it really,
Speaker 1: Yeah I never thought it. Every once in a while,
Speaker 1: you win money yeaheah, and it's something to talk about,
Speaker 1: something to celebrate or commiserate with, depending on how it goes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I actually won. I won sixty bucks. Yeah, see
Speaker 1: see how cool I am. Yeah, so Ken me the
Speaker 1: jimoke that we should just turn it all into one
Speaker 1: and go to the strip club, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. I figured i'd call him on his
Speaker 1: bluff and see if that's something he really wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Behind every joke is also truth, so I'm guessing he
Speaker 1: was down. He was down. Wow, that's a surprise. I
Speaker 1: do feel like this is a really romantic first date story,
Speaker 1: like your poll tab money turned into stripper tips. You know,
Speaker 1: every grade date has to start somewhere. Very well said,
Speaker 1: how did you guys actually go to the strip club.
Speaker 1: Then we did. We did we sort of fun we
Speaker 1: were doing shows and I actually bought him at dance.
Speaker 1: I thought it would be funny, and then we hooked
Speaker 1: up a little in the bathroom. Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: That is so gross, Like just I mean dirty night
Speaker 1: is in Like I think you're dirty. I just think
Speaker 1: that the bathroom of a strip club is a disgusting
Speaker 1: place filled with germs. Strip club bathrooms are never very nice,
Speaker 1: I mean awesome. First date, you guys played poll tabs
Speaker 1: when you took the money, went to a strip club,
Speaker 1: and then messed around in the strip club bathroom Like
Speaker 1: this dude had to have been loving life. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. So did it come to an end or
Speaker 1: did you guys stay the night with each other? Where'd
Speaker 1: you go after the strip club? Well? Yeah, so when
Speaker 1: we were hooking him in the bathroom, we got kicked
Speaker 1: out the manager. Yeah, he kicked him out. That's awkward.
Speaker 1: I do feel like it's kind hypocritical of the strip club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's literally what they do. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I mean it was probably for the best, because we've
Speaker 1: had a lot of shots at that point. So we
Speaker 1: got an uber and uber trought me off first, and
Speaker 1: I thought about inviting him in, but I didn't end
Speaker 1: up doing it. I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't want to make it too easy for him. I want,
Speaker 1: you know, to be able to work to get I mean,
Speaker 1: we were just messing around in a strip club bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't want this guy thinking that it's all going
Speaker 1: to be so easy. I just can't believe you're worried
Speaker 1: about sending any signal. I think I maybe had like
Speaker 1: I don't want to say sobered up, because I definitely hadn't,
Speaker 1: but maybe I was just thinking a little more clearly
Speaker 1: when we got to my house and Okay, this is
Speaker 1: where I'm going to cut it. Okay, I'm guessing you
Speaker 1: guys did have a good night kiss. Well, no, actually
Speaker 1: just the bathroom incident. Kiss good night. Now. I think
Speaker 1: he was expecting me to invite him inside was like
Speaker 1: waiting for it. So he didn't go in for the
Speaker 1: kiss because he just kind of assumed, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, have a night, it's been fun. So
Speaker 1: I actually, Audrey, I think that's like a ball or move,
Speaker 1: Like this guy is totally expecting to go to your
Speaker 1: house and stay the night, and then you didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I mean you're keeping him on his toes. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I think. I mean, we were texting a little
Speaker 1: bit and a stay, so I thought everything was cool,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, just silent, like I
Speaker 1: haven't heard from him since. Why do you think he
Speaker 1: stopped talking to you. I don't know if he thinks
Speaker 1: I'm like a party girl and maybe he's trying to
Speaker 1: find someone more serious, but like he hasn't really know
Speaker 1: me well enough to make that assumption yet. Right, If
Speaker 1: this was me, I think he's pouting. Like one we
Speaker 1: were kissing and you took me to a strip club,
Speaker 1: you got all this sexuality around me, and then you
Speaker 1: just say good night, and I'd be a baby and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call you either. Okay, Well, if that's the case,
Speaker 1: then that's not cool because I was so cool to
Speaker 1: in the hold like one other girls is gonna you know,
Speaker 1: throw down, drinking beers, playing games, go to strip club kidding, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm surprised he's not calling you back. And
Speaker 1: that's the only thing you can think of is maybe
Speaker 1: he just thinks you're too wild. I mean, I'm a
Speaker 1: little taller than him, and guy's real self conscious about
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Some are, Yeah, I mean did
Speaker 1: he mention that at all on your date? No? But
Speaker 1: I mean I've had guys not want to date me
Speaker 1: because of my height before. Okay, all right, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call him and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang out,
Speaker 1: don't go to strip club or anything. Just wait out,
Speaker 1: wait a few minutes. Okay, now I'm cool, all right,
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. All right, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome back to the day's second date update. Takens in
Speaker 1: the stage right now is Audrey. She's working hard for you.
Speaker 1: After she gets off stage, Audrey is gonna give out
Speaker 1: free lap dances in the bathroom for anybody willing to
Speaker 1: date her. You play some pull tabs, enjoy yourself. Give
Speaker 1: it up for Audrey one more time. Hey Audrey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not exactly helping your party girl image, are we are?
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in for today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Audrey went out with the dude named Ken. They met online,
Speaker 1: and they went out to a bar. She actually won
Speaker 1: money on pull tabs and made a joke Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go to the strip club with it, And then they
Speaker 1: actually did that. They went to the strip club, they
Speaker 1: kind of hooked up a little bit in the bathroom
Speaker 1: before they were kicked out, and then they took a
Speaker 1: new together. It drops her off at her house first.
Speaker 1: Now he's not calling her back. They did text a
Speaker 1: little bit, and the only reason that Audrey can think
Speaker 1: of is that maybe he thinks she's too wild, or
Speaker 1: the fact that she's too tall. I mean, did you
Speaker 1: think at some point that this guy could be boyfriend material? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean hard to tell him the first date, but
Speaker 1: I mean I liked him. I definitely wanted to go
Speaker 1: out again, especially her to tell on the type of
Speaker 1: first date that you had with somebody's boyfriend material. I
Speaker 1: was thinking maybe in the first half hour things were Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean when we were talking, we really did have
Speaker 1: a lot in comment. So, yeah, both like strippers, you
Speaker 1: both like pull tabs, both like playing video games. I mean,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a match. We didn't have a really yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, like what guy says no to this? Apparently
Speaker 1: only Ken right now? Well, I'm Gonnadallas fun might now Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Ken?
Speaker 1: This is Ken Ken? How are you man? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you? Did you say this is a radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called Brooke and Jewble in the Morning, Brook and Jeuble.
Speaker 1: Got it? Yeah, I can. Hey, why are you guys
Speaker 1: calling me? Just checking in with people around town. I'm
Speaker 1: calling you because we do want a segment on our show.
Speaker 1: It's called the second Date Update. That's where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a day with somebody and then don't
Speaker 1: call them back after, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh oh, okay,
Speaker 1: how does this involve me? Because he recently went out
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then now you've got a
Speaker 1: ghost at them. Wow. Okay, so I'm guessing this is
Speaker 1: about Audrey. Yes, yea engratulations. Audrey emailed us and she
Speaker 1: told us about your date. It sounds like a great time. Honestly, Wait,
Speaker 1: Audrey told you about what happened? Like, what why would
Speaker 1: you do that? Because she wanted to tell us what
Speaker 1: a great night? Yeah? Well yeah, I know, I mean
Speaker 1: it was it was fun. I mean she was cool,
Speaker 1: she's really cool. Why is your voice going up so high?
Speaker 1: You sound I don't know, nervous, anxious. Why don't I
Speaker 1: mean like we're talking about my personal love life on
Speaker 1: the radio. I guess that's it's it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true, that's true. I can see that. Well
Speaker 1: if you said, okay, so you said that she was
Speaker 1: cool and everything, then why don't you want to see
Speaker 1: her again? No? I mean I mean, like I said,
Speaker 1: she's pretty great. The day was almost perfect, but it's
Speaker 1: just not quite perfect, Like she's not quite my type.
Speaker 1: What ken you realize no one is ever perfect? Like
Speaker 1: if that's your standard, that will always disappoint you. Well,
Speaker 1: I disagree. I mean, look, she checks a lot of boxes.
Speaker 1: She's fun, she's have a wild night. I appreciate that, like,
Speaker 1: you know, check double check. Yeah. I mean is it
Speaker 1: because she's taller than you? She said that she thinks
Speaker 1: I like tall girls, girls my height or tallers. I'm
Speaker 1: all in, like, yeah, check, okay, she likes us stuff.
Speaker 1: I like, she likes you know, video games, you're like
Speaker 1: a little bit of dancing, but I'm music with all
Speaker 1: this stuff. Yeah she told you about that too. Oh
Speaker 1: my God, oh yeah, check that box all right? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she's honest. Check that box, dude, she's honest.
Speaker 1: So what's the unchecked? If I gotta be honest with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm kind of compelled to be honest here.
Speaker 1: I mean, um, she gotta love baseball. What I mean,
Speaker 1: if I'm looking for somebody to like, like, that's like
Speaker 1: gonna be, you know, my partner, like my wife someday,
Speaker 1: Like you gotta check all the boxes like that's just
Speaker 1: how it's gonna be. So you think that this girl
Speaker 1: is perfect all except for she doesn't like baseball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I want to say that's like a deal
Speaker 1: break with me, but it's a big part of my life.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I got season tickets, I've been all
Speaker 1: since I was a kid. Okay, So but she checks
Speaker 1: like every single other box you have pretty much, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just not baseball. Look, I'm missing my partner who likes baseball,
Speaker 1: and she was at it. The man I married loves
Speaker 1: basketball like his whole family, college basketball players. They live
Speaker 1: and breathe basketball. I can't stand it. And you know what,
Speaker 1: it's okay. He can have his own interests. I don't
Speaker 1: have to be into everything. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I feel like he settled, Ken. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's healthy in a relationship to have different
Speaker 1: likes and different interests. Hey, she can like her own things,
Speaker 1: you know, but the language of love and a lifetime
Speaker 1: of partnership with me is gonna be baseball. Baseball. Maybe
Speaker 1: you should date a baseball player. You ever thought of that?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a tough one, but I'm gonna keep looking.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep searching. Did I ask why do you
Speaker 1: think she hates baseball? She just told me flat out
Speaker 1: she was not a fan. And I mean, again, I
Speaker 1: appreciate her honesty, but that just to me is like whoa,
Speaker 1: that's a big leftdown. Yeah, and it was frustrating. And
Speaker 1: here's the thing. She's not even that kind of girl
Speaker 1: who hates sports altogether. Whatever. No, she just dislikes baseball.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, like you sound so stern about this.
Speaker 1: There's no way to change your mind here, Ken. Look,
Speaker 1: if she could just stop in her own stands on it,
Speaker 1: maybe come with me to a few games, watch a
Speaker 1: new games together, just try it out. Let's ask her.
Speaker 1: Then you want to ask her if she would be
Speaker 1: into trying to give baseball shot for you. What do
Speaker 1: you mean, like just like you send an email to her. No,
Speaker 1: I mean talk to her right now. Because Audrey is
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening here, I can hear
Speaker 1: everything you said. Oh my god, really, okay, this is
Speaker 1: I've been to baseball games. I've had people blame the spirit.
Speaker 1: I just think it's boring. Oh my god, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is all. This is a lot right now, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: This is a lot. I know. I'm sorry to rock
Speaker 1: your world like that. You even know what to be
Speaker 1: more upset about. You go to radio show and talk
Speaker 1: about our date and then you mentioned you say baseball
Speaker 1: is boring. I mean that's that's like sacrilege. It's crushing,
Speaker 1: soul crushing. It's a hobby. Because you're allowed to have hobbies.
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to have hobbies. Okay, first of all, not
Speaker 1: a hobby, not at all, not a hobby. It's a hobby.
Speaker 1: Like you don't play it professionally, so it's like not
Speaker 1: your jaws, tire, your career. It's a hobby you watch playing.
Speaker 1: Hold on, yes, I do play. I play in erect
Speaker 1: League I've been team captain that team for five seasons.
Speaker 1: For five seasons, I bet you are insufferable on the field.
Speaker 1: Oh come no, no, I played third base, that's right, yeah, everybody. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's why I called the hot corner, right, that's the
Speaker 1: hot corner it is. Oh my god, why are you
Speaker 1: wasting my time? Then? If you're such a strict checklist,
Speaker 1: I means me, Audrey, why don't you just give it
Speaker 1: a chance? Why? Why are you so against it? Do
Speaker 1: you think this is the first time I've ever, like
Speaker 1: child to get into baseball, like the first guy who's
Speaker 1: ever brought this up. I've been to games, I've tried
Speaker 1: to learn it, and then I just didn't really want
Speaker 1: to because it's boring. I mean, how it's bored? Do
Speaker 1: you realize how hurtful that is? Audrey? Like it hurts
Speaker 1: hearing that word boring. It hurts me, Like before wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you had to hear that. But K why,
Speaker 1: I mean, are you like that desperate to have someone
Speaker 1: go to the games with you? Don't you have a
Speaker 1: buddy that you can take instead of a girlfriend. But
Speaker 1: I want a partner, I want like a life partner
Speaker 1: to experience of life bashing with me. It's it's a me.
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you just say, straight up, I won't do
Speaker 1: the girl doesn't like baseball, and then you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: gotten my number in the first place. Right, I've been
Speaker 1: the rules for you. I'm like what a girl would
Speaker 1: typically do. You can't bend the rules. You're very strict
Speaker 1: checklist for me, and I could be allowed to check
Speaker 1: your boxes. This is bending my rules. A I've never
Speaker 1: like been on the radio. Try to explain my personal passion.
Speaker 1: I look, I can't continue the conversation with this person.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Oh wow, before you go, Ken,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with Audrey?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Then you guys can talk in person. Audrey, listen,
Speaker 1: straight up, you are almost perfect, almost if you would
Speaker 1: just like baseball. I don't even want to go on
Speaker 1: another date with this guy. Yeah, I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to go find your perfect
Speaker 1: girl who loves baseball like you do and check all
Speaker 1: the other boxes, go ahead and keep looking. But you
Speaker 1: are going to be single for a very long Would
Speaker 1: you say, Audrey that he was going to strike out? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: make it help it. Hey, I will never be single
Speaker 1: because I have baseball. Okay, all right, the baseball can
Speaker 1: keep you warm at night, Ken, Sorry, right. If I
Speaker 1: swipe it, they will come, and you swipe it they
Speaker 1: will come. Like what does that even mean? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: see all the dreams. Are you kidding me? Broken jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning,