WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: She's Almost Perfect

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jebels Second date update an email that we got

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<v Speaker 1>into the show for a second date update today read

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<v Speaker 1>less like a date and more like a scene from

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<v Speaker 1>the movie The Hangover. Oh, sound like a wild date.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't tell you about it. I'll let Audrey tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about her herself. Who's on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update? Right now? What's up, Audrey? How are you? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. How are you guys? Are you currently caring

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<v Speaker 1>for a baby that's not yours? Are you stuck on

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<v Speaker 1>a rooftop? Is there a tiger involved? No? No tigers

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<v Speaker 1>were involved or harmed in the making of the State. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but like your email, sounds like you had a crazy

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<v Speaker 1>night with this dude that you want to call. What's

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<v Speaker 1>his name by the way, Ken? Ken? All right, so

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<v Speaker 1>before we get into the actual date, tell us how

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<v Speaker 1>you met Ken. We met online? Okay, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really know a lot about him. We just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>gave it a shot. First date, just out of the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>like a tied Okay. That sounds pretty mellow so far,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty typical. Ah yeah, I mean it started like a

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<v Speaker 1>normal date. But I know how to take something and

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<v Speaker 1>have a good time. With it. I'm not like a

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<v Speaker 1>typical girl, all right, so tell us what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>we went to the Stive bar and we were drinking beers,

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<v Speaker 1>playing arcade games. I'm a video game fan myself, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was home and then we were playing like the

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<v Speaker 1>poll tabs. Oh yeah, I love tabs and that is

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<v Speaker 1>actually pull tabs are a great first date it really,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I never thought it. Every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>you win money yeaheah, and it's something to talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>something to celebrate or commiserate with, depending on how it goes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I actually won. I won sixty bucks. Yeah, see

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<v Speaker 1>see how cool I am. Yeah, so Ken me the

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<v Speaker 1>jimoke that we should just turn it all into one

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<v Speaker 1>and go to the strip club, and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it. I figured i'd call him on his

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<v Speaker 1>bluff and see if that's something he really wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Behind every joke is also truth, so I'm guessing he

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<v Speaker 1>was down. He was down. Wow, that's a surprise. I

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<v Speaker 1>do feel like this is a really romantic first date story,

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<v Speaker 1>like your poll tab money turned into stripper tips. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>every grade date has to start somewhere. Very well said,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you guys actually go to the strip club.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we did. We did we sort of fun we

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<v Speaker 1>were doing shows and I actually bought him at dance.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be funny, and then we hooked

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<v Speaker 1>up a little in the bathroom. Oh my god, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so gross, Like just I mean dirty night

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<v Speaker 1>is in Like I think you're dirty. I just think

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<v Speaker 1>that the bathroom of a strip club is a disgusting

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<v Speaker 1>place filled with germs. Strip club bathrooms are never very nice,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean awesome. First date, you guys played poll tabs

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<v Speaker 1>when you took the money, went to a strip club,

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<v Speaker 1>and then messed around in the strip club bathroom Like

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<v Speaker 1>this dude had to have been loving life. Yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. So did it come to an end or

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys stay the night with each other? Where'd

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<v Speaker 1>you go after the strip club? Well? Yeah, so when

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<v Speaker 1>we were hooking him in the bathroom, we got kicked

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<v Speaker 1>out the manager. Yeah, he kicked him out. That's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I do feel like it's kind hypocritical of the strip club. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's literally what they do. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was probably for the best, because we've

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<v Speaker 1>had a lot of shots at that point. So we

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<v Speaker 1>got an uber and uber trought me off first, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought about inviting him in, but I didn't end

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<v Speaker 1>up doing it. I was like, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to make it too easy for him. I want,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to be able to work to get I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we were just messing around in a strip club bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want this guy thinking that it's all going

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<v Speaker 1>to be so easy. I just can't believe you're worried

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<v Speaker 1>about sending any signal. I think I maybe had like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say sobered up, because I definitely hadn't,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe I was just thinking a little more clearly

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<v Speaker 1>when we got to my house and Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm going to cut it. Okay, I'm guessing you

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<v Speaker 1>guys did have a good night kiss. Well, no, actually

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<v Speaker 1>just the bathroom incident. Kiss good night. Now. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he was expecting me to invite him inside was like

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for it. So he didn't go in for the

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<v Speaker 1>kiss because he just kind of assumed, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, have a night, it's been fun. So

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<v Speaker 1>I actually, Audrey, I think that's like a ball or move,

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<v Speaker 1>Like this guy is totally expecting to go to your

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<v Speaker 1>house and stay the night, and then you didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're keeping him on his toes. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I think. I mean, we were texting a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit and a stay, so I thought everything was cool,

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<v Speaker 1>and then all of a sudden, just silent, like I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard from him since. Why do you think he

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<v Speaker 1>stopped talking to you. I don't know if he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like a party girl and maybe he's trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find someone more serious, but like he hasn't really know

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<v Speaker 1>me well enough to make that assumption yet. Right, If

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<v Speaker 1>this was me, I think he's pouting. Like one we

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<v Speaker 1>were kissing and you took me to a strip club,

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<v Speaker 1>you got all this sexuality around me, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>just say good night, and I'd be a baby and

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't call you either. Okay, Well, if that's the case,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's not cool because I was so cool to

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<v Speaker 1>in the hold like one other girls is gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 1>throw down, drinking beers, playing games, go to strip club kidding, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm surprised he's not calling you back. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only thing you can think of is maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he just thinks you're too wild. I mean, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little taller than him, and guy's real self conscious about

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of thing. Some are, Yeah, I mean did

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<v Speaker 1>he mention that at all on your date? No? But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've had guys not want to date me

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<v Speaker 1>because of my height before. Okay, all right, we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song and then come back and call him and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go to strip club or anything. Just wait out,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a few minutes. Okay, now I'm cool, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. All right, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back to the day's second date update. Takens in

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<v Speaker 1>the stage right now is Audrey. She's working hard for you.

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<v Speaker 1>After she gets off stage, Audrey is gonna give out

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<v Speaker 1>free lap dances in the bathroom for anybody willing to

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<v Speaker 1>date her. You play some pull tabs, enjoy yourself. Give

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<v Speaker 1>it up for Audrey one more time. Hey Audrey, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not exactly helping your party girl image, are we are?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just tuning in for today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Audrey went out with the dude named Ken. They met online,

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<v Speaker 1>and they went out to a bar. She actually won

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<v Speaker 1>money on pull tabs and made a joke Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to the strip club with it, And then they

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<v Speaker 1>actually did that. They went to the strip club, they

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hooked up a little bit in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>before they were kicked out, and then they took a

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<v Speaker 1>new together. It drops her off at her house first.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's not calling her back. They did text a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, and the only reason that Audrey can think

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<v Speaker 1>of is that maybe he thinks she's too wild, or

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that she's too tall. I mean, did you

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<v Speaker 1>think at some point that this guy could be boyfriend material? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean hard to tell him the first date, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I liked him. I definitely wanted to go

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<v Speaker 1>out again, especially her to tell on the type of

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<v Speaker 1>first date that you had with somebody's boyfriend material. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking maybe in the first half hour things were Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when we were talking, we really did have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in comment. So, yeah, both like strippers, you

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<v Speaker 1>both like pull tabs, both like playing video games. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like a match. We didn't have a really yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, like what guy says no to this? Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>only Ken right now? Well, I'm Gonnadallas fun might now Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Ken?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Ken Ken? How are you man? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? Did you say this is a radio show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called Brooke and Jewble in the Morning, Brook and Jeuble.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it? Yeah, I can. Hey, why are you guys

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<v Speaker 1>calling me? Just checking in with people around town. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you because we do want a segment on our show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the second Date Update. That's where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a day with somebody and then don't

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<v Speaker 1>call them back after, they can email us to get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how does this involve me? Because he recently went out

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<v Speaker 1>a date with somebody and then now you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>ghost at them. Wow. Okay, so I'm guessing this is

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<v Speaker 1>about Audrey. Yes, yea engratulations. Audrey emailed us and she

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<v Speaker 1>told us about your date. It sounds like a great time. Honestly, Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>Audrey told you about what happened? Like, what why would

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<v Speaker 1>you do that? Because she wanted to tell us what

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<v Speaker 1>a great night? Yeah? Well yeah, I know, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was fun. I mean she was cool,

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<v Speaker 1>she's really cool. Why is your voice going up so high?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound I don't know, nervous, anxious. Why don't I

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<v Speaker 1>mean like we're talking about my personal love life on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. I guess that's it's it's kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true, that's true. I can see that. Well

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<v Speaker 1>if you said, okay, so you said that she was

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<v Speaker 1>cool and everything, then why don't you want to see

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<v Speaker 1>her again? No? I mean I mean, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>she's pretty great. The day was almost perfect, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>just not quite perfect, Like she's not quite my type.

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<v Speaker 1>What ken you realize no one is ever perfect? Like

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<v Speaker 1>if that's your standard, that will always disappoint you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I disagree. I mean, look, she checks a lot of boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>She's fun, she's have a wild night. I appreciate that, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, check double check. Yeah. I mean is it

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<v Speaker 1>because she's taller than you? She said that she thinks

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<v Speaker 1>I like tall girls, girls my height or tallers. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>all in, like, yeah, check, okay, she likes us stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, she likes you know, video games, you're like

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of dancing, but I'm music with all

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff. Yeah she told you about that too. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my God, oh yeah, check that box all right? Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she's honest. Check that box, dude, she's honest.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the unchecked? If I gotta be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I'm kind of compelled to be honest here.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, um, she gotta love baseball. What I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm looking for somebody to like, like, that's like

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be, you know, my partner, like my wife someday,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you gotta check all the boxes like that's just

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<v Speaker 1>how it's gonna be. So you think that this girl

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<v Speaker 1>is perfect all except for she doesn't like baseball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I want to say that's like a deal

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<v Speaker 1>break with me, but it's a big part of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I I got season tickets, I've been all

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<v Speaker 1>since I was a kid. Okay, So but she checks

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<v Speaker 1>like every single other box you have pretty much, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just not baseball. Look, I'm missing my partner who likes baseball,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was at it. The man I married loves

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<v Speaker 1>basketball like his whole family, college basketball players. They live

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<v Speaker 1>and breathe basketball. I can't stand it. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. He can have his own interests. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to be into everything. I gotta be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he settled, Ken. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying it's healthy in a relationship to have different

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<v Speaker 1>likes and different interests. Hey, she can like her own things,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but the language of love and a lifetime

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<v Speaker 1>of partnership with me is gonna be baseball. Baseball. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you should date a baseball player. You ever thought of that?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's a tough one, but I'm gonna keep looking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna keep searching. Did I ask why do you

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<v Speaker 1>think she hates baseball? She just told me flat out

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<v Speaker 1>she was not a fan. And I mean, again, I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate her honesty, but that just to me is like whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a big leftdown. Yeah, and it was frustrating. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. She's not even that kind of girl

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<v Speaker 1>who hates sports altogether. Whatever. No, she just dislikes baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, like you sound so stern about this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way to change your mind here, Ken. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>if she could just stop in her own stands on it,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe come with me to a few games, watch a

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<v Speaker 1>new games together, just try it out. Let's ask her.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you want to ask her if she would be

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<v Speaker 1>into trying to give baseball shot for you. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean, like just like you send an email to her. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean talk to her right now. Because Audrey is

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line listening here, I can hear

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<v Speaker 1>everything you said. Oh my god, really, okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to baseball games. I've had people blame the spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think it's boring. Oh my god, Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is all. This is a lot right now, it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a lot. I know. I'm sorry to rock

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<v Speaker 1>your world like that. You even know what to be

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<v Speaker 1>more upset about. You go to radio show and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about our date and then you mentioned you say baseball

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<v Speaker 1>is boring. I mean that's that's like sacrilege. It's crushing,

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<v Speaker 1>soul crushing. It's a hobby. Because you're allowed to have hobbies.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm allowed to have hobbies. Okay, first of all, not

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<v Speaker 1>a hobby, not at all, not a hobby. It's a hobby.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you don't play it professionally, so it's like not

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<v Speaker 1>your jaws, tire, your career. It's a hobby you watch playing.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, yes, I do play. I play in erect

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<v Speaker 1>League I've been team captain that team for five seasons.

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<v Speaker 1>For five seasons, I bet you are insufferable on the field.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh come no, no, I played third base, that's right, yeah, everybody. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I called the hot corner, right, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>hot corner it is. Oh my god, why are you

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<v Speaker 1>wasting my time? Then? If you're such a strict checklist,

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<v Speaker 1>I means me, Audrey, why don't you just give it

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<v Speaker 1>a chance? Why? Why are you so against it? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think this is the first time I've ever, like

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<v Speaker 1>child to get into baseball, like the first guy who's

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<v Speaker 1>ever brought this up. I've been to games, I've tried

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<v Speaker 1>to learn it, and then I just didn't really want

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<v Speaker 1>to because it's boring. I mean, how it's bored? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you realize how hurtful that is? Audrey? Like it hurts

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<v Speaker 1>hearing that word boring. It hurts me, Like before wow, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that you had to hear that. But K why,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, are you like that desperate to have someone

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<v Speaker 1>go to the games with you? Don't you have a

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<v Speaker 1>buddy that you can take instead of a girlfriend. But

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<v Speaker 1>I want a partner, I want like a life partner

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<v Speaker 1>to experience of life bashing with me. It's it's a me.

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<v Speaker 1>Why couldn't you just say, straight up, I won't do

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<v Speaker 1>the girl doesn't like baseball, and then you wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>gotten my number in the first place. Right, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>the rules for you. I'm like what a girl would

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<v Speaker 1>typically do. You can't bend the rules. You're very strict

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<v Speaker 1>checklist for me, and I could be allowed to check

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<v Speaker 1>your boxes. This is bending my rules. A I've never

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<v Speaker 1>like been on the radio. Try to explain my personal passion.

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<v Speaker 1>I look, I can't continue the conversation with this person.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. Oh wow, before you go, Ken,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Audrey?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it. Then you guys can talk in person. Audrey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>straight up, you are almost perfect, almost if you would

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<v Speaker 1>just like baseball. I don't even want to go on

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<v Speaker 1>another date with this guy. Yeah, I don't blame you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you want to go find your perfect

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<v Speaker 1>girl who loves baseball like you do and check all

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<v Speaker 1>the other boxes, go ahead and keep looking. But you

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<v Speaker 1>are going to be single for a very long Would

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<v Speaker 1>you say, Audrey that he was going to strike out? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>make it help it. Hey, I will never be single

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<v Speaker 1>because I have baseball. Okay, all right, the baseball can

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<v Speaker 1>keep you warm at night, Ken, Sorry, right. If I

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<v Speaker 1>swipe it, they will come, and you swipe it they

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<v Speaker 1>will come. Like what does that even mean? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>see all the dreams. Are you kidding me? Broken jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning,