1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: Motherfucking Mini episode, Mini episode, motherfucking Mini everis. 2 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: La La la la la la la bamba. There it 3 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 2: is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another 4 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 2: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 5 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 6 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories. 7 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you 8 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's a montherfucking many episode. 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 2: Come on, I'm list have been swallowed up? Have you 10 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 2: ever been swallowed up? 11 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: Have you gone through a time of swallowing where everything 12 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: was overwhelmeding? 13 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 2: That was an accident. I'm David forty. It felt like 14 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,279 Speaker 2: I crossed the train track right before the train game. Man, 15 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 2: you got stuck behind. That's exactly what I was. Ready. Yeah, 16 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 2: oh no, just stay, just stay. That was a long 17 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 2: train to twelve seconds of getting swallowed up. We got 18 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 2: an email, A hefty email, I would say, a big old, 19 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 2: thick bitch of an email from a person named Lokia. 20 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 2: Lokia sent us a Lokia, I don't know where the 21 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 2: accent mark lies. Do you do you feel confident either way? Lokia? Lokia, 22 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 2: look here, I would say, it's look here. Look here Lookia. Yeah, 23 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 2: that feels right to me. So that's what we're gonna 24 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 2: go with. They sent us an email saying, Hello, Lanson 25 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 2: and David, I love your podcast. I was hooked after 26 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 2: I stumbled on a clip about the true identity of 27 00:01:53,640 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 2: the Little Mermaid being just a coonfish bitch is Damn? 28 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 2: Is that what I said? That's almost wor worord what 29 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 2: you had said. Damn, it is great. Damn, I gotta 30 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 2: really reflect. You really don't be watching these clips? Huh? 31 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 2: Ready to sell out her kingdom over some duke dick 32 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 2: that part I remember. I love the premises of the show. 33 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 2: So American and yet so cotton picking black. This may 34 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 2: be internalized racism anyway. My mother and grandmother were both 35 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 2: born in the South before migrating to Philadelphia. Migrating. Yeah, 36 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 2: I guess that's the right word. I think so. Yeah, 37 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 2: but it was a great migration. 38 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. 39 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 2: I guess there's some maybe probably problematic part of me 40 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 2: that now treats that as a more international word than yeah, 41 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 2: I'd say, I'd say that's exactly what I was thinking 42 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 2: the second that I started this sentence. But you one 43 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 2: of us. You don't eat with your hands, man, I 44 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: don't even get a chance to to not be the 45 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 2: worst guy. Huh, you really do. Every time I even 46 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 2: open up my heart, you go deep, deep evil racist 47 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 2: in there. And that's that's not fair. You're a hero. 48 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: You're a hero. Continue, you're a hero. I was, I 49 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 2: was lashing out. It's not fair, she says. They have. 50 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 2: They have so many stories about Root's real black magic, 51 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 2: mysterious deaths, and old wives tales. One of my top 52 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 2: favorite tales, it's about the Hag capitalize h Ag. My 53 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 2: mother introduced me to the Hag by demanding that I 54 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 2: never sleep on my back. The story goes, if you 55 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 2: lay on your back, the Hag will sit on your 56 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 2: face and try to suffocate you. It has happened to 57 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 2: her on more than one occasion. She explains that she 58 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 2: appears when you're in the state of sleep where you're 59 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 2: not fully asleep yet, but the eyes are heavy. She 60 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 2: also said you can smell her first, a smell of 61 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 2: sort of like raw meat. One minute you're laying on 62 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 2: your back falling asleep, and the next moment you are 63 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 2: suffocating and trying to force yourself awake. I am not crazy. 64 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 2: I know this. I know this is also explained as 65 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 2: sleep paralysis. But here is the part that makes a 66 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 2: detail from the South. Once the hag is essentially riding 67 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 2: your face, well, the only way to get her off 68 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 2: of you is by calling for God or pleading the 69 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 2: blood of Jesus. Oh you want me to say to 70 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 2: stop down, just to give us a second to reflect 71 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 2: before we take this a step further. 72 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 3: I mean, I don't feel like you're eating her pussy, 73 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 3: first of all. 74 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 2: Okay, is that not what you say? I don't know 75 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 2: that's what she's implying. And I don't know that you 76 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 2: needed to be so defensive about it. Is that not 77 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 2: writing in your face? But I think the riding your 78 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 2: face meant more just literally covering your face from breathing. 79 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 2: But I don't know that it was literally like she 80 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 2: forces sex on you, oh mouth sex. 81 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I okay, uh, I have heard of this. 82 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 3: I've heard of this before. Have you ever had sleep paralysis? 83 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,359 Speaker 3: Not in a way that scared me? 84 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 2: Really? I if I've had it, because I've definitely felt 85 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 2: like moments where I felt like I couldn't move my 86 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:48,679 Speaker 2: body and I was like not necessarily awake, eyes open, 87 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 2: but awake enough that I was like aware of like 88 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 2: I am sleeping, but my arm will move kind of vibes. 89 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 2: But it was never I've never had this ship where 90 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 2: you're like lying awake and a dude walks in the 91 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 2: room and he like is gonna, you know, spiky baseball 92 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 2: bat you to death kind of thing. 93 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 3: I mean, so I've had it a lot in my life, 94 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 3: Like I used to have it a lot as a kid, 95 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 3: and I've had it quite a few times as an adult. 96 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 2: It's never like that. It does feel like because. 97 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 3: Sometimes your eyes are sort of open, so it does 98 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 3: feel like there's a presence right outside of your like peripheral. 99 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 3: But I mean, I just had it a few weeks ago, 100 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 3: and hold on one. 101 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 2: Second, I'm gonna ask. This is exciting. I wonder if 102 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,919 Speaker 2: I see calling in a favor of what's gonna happen? 103 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 3: Okay, I just I had it a couple of weeks ago, 104 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 3: and I was like trying to yell to my girl 105 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 3: to help me, and she like laughed because she said 106 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 3: it because it's like it feels like when you're trying 107 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 3: to yell out yeah, you like are like muffled. So 108 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 3: I thought I was screaming like help me, and she 109 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 3: I guess she laughed. I guess I was just like 110 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 3: she said, it sounded like I was like, I can't 111 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 3: find you. 112 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 2: I can't find you. That's not I guess She's like, bitch, 113 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 2: I dream is he looking for door? But to me, 114 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 2: I was like, help me, help me. But that the 115 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 2: point is that. 116 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 3: Shit's happened to me a lot of times, and especially 117 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 3: as a kid, it does feel like something very scary 118 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: and very otherworldly because when I had when you have 119 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 3: it as a kid, you think you're about to die. 120 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I again, I guess I've been very lucky that 121 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 2: this isn't like a common experience for me. I it would. 122 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 2: It sounds haunting, it's really terrible. But do you have 123 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 2: sleep problems? Not? For the most part. I think my 124 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 2: biggest problem now is like I my body is too 125 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 2: trained to wake up early, so like, no matter what now, 126 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 2: I my hours are just I'm up at six am basically, 127 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 2: and that stinks, you know what I mean. And even 128 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 2: on days where I'd be like I'm a sleeping and 129 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 2: I'm gonna wake up and it's gonna be like midday, 130 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 2: I can't fucking do it. Really, damn, That's does not 131 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 2: make you feel young. No, not at all, and like 132 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 2: it also, I be wanting to stay up, you know 133 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 2: what I mean, Like I really be wanting to, like 134 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 2: I'm a have a long night and keep it like 135 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 2: the old days. Yeah, and then I get to like twelve, 136 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 2: and I'm like, bro, I can't even do this no more. 137 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 2: I don't want to be here like that. All right, 138 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 2: I get it. I get it, though, I get I'm 139 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 2: just washed. So no, that's my biggest sleep issue. And yeah, 140 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 2: it sounds terrifying, especially if it were a hag, just 141 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 2: an old, ghoulish monster sitting on your face sounds fucking crazy. Yeah, 142 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 2: I mean, giving oral when it's not wanted in general 143 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 2: is pretty terrible. You're really still stuck on this, just 144 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,079 Speaker 2: being eating their puzzy. 145 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 3: I think that's what that turn is. And it makes 146 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 3: sense to me that a ghost is coming back trying 147 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 3: to get. 148 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 2: Hers, Okay, and she is a ghost. She's a ghost, 149 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 2: which is I don't understand that. 150 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 3: She didn't say. I do understand the raw meat swell 151 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 3: as well. Uh you know, ghost. 152 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 4: Sorry, now I get it. 153 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 2: You're talking about the smell of her ghost. Pussy yourself. 154 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:56,200 Speaker 2: I'm trying to pick up what she understand. This is 155 00:09:56,200 --> 00:10:00,920 Speaker 2: what she's saying. That she walks into that room, pussy first, 156 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 2: and the smell you go, that smell raw me ghost 157 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 2: pussy and I can't move, oh ship. And then suddenly 158 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,800 Speaker 2: above your head, it's just a ghost pussy landing on 159 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 2: your face and you have to eat it until you 160 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 2: pray to Jesus. All right, that's one interpretation of this. 161 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 2: I mean, let's continue on and see what happens. Yes, 162 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,479 Speaker 2: in this thing, she says that here is my experience 163 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 2: with the hag. Okay, she's a ghost pussy eater. It 164 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 2: sounds like I was dating this man who was very sneaky. 165 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 2: I was to end. That's it. That's not a funny 166 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 2: way to describe it. I'm dating this sneaky motherfucker anyway, sneaky. 167 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 2: I was dating this man who was very sneaky. I 168 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 2: was struggling to end the short term relationship, and it 169 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 2: was causing me issues with sleep. One night, I was 170 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,560 Speaker 2: laying in the bed while he was in the shower. 171 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 2: I started falling asleep. Instantly, I started having issues breathing 172 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,439 Speaker 2: and thought I opened my eyes to see a small 173 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 2: demon looking back at me with her hands around my neck. 174 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 2: I struggled for a few seconds, listening to the demon 175 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 2: taunt me with a cynical smirk on her face, and 176 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 2: remember my mother's stories about a hag, and started saying, 177 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,319 Speaker 2: Lord have mercy and God help me, and the demon 178 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,840 Speaker 2: let up. She stared at me and then slowly slid 179 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,880 Speaker 2: off off of my body and laid on the side 180 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 2: of the bed. Now my boyfriend laid in. I told 181 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 2: my mother about the incident, and she said, get rid 182 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 2: of your boyfriend. I did immediately because I don't fuck 183 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,319 Speaker 2: with no ghosts. The incident never happened again. I also 184 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,960 Speaker 2: never slept on my back again out of fear of 185 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,559 Speaker 2: being face raped by another ghost. Bitch. Okay, okay, this 186 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 2: is interesting. Here's what I where I'll give you credit. 187 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,440 Speaker 2: She does say face raped, and that does imply the 188 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 2: sexual context you were talking about. However, she talks about 189 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 2: an experience with the hag that has nothing to do 190 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 2: with face rape. 191 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,959 Speaker 3: No, she was trying to strangulation. Yeah, this is scary too, 192 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 3: because she saw her. 193 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 2: She saw her, and even scarier, the hag went and 194 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,559 Speaker 2: took a nap next to her afterwards. 195 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 3: Is the hag related to the because Okay, here's my question, Yeah, 196 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 3: maybe she's not the hero that we think in this story. 197 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 3: Maybe the Hag is his guardian angel and the Hag 198 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 3: is trying to get her away from him. 199 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 2: Oh, Like the Hag is like those ghosts that are scary, 200 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 2: but they're warning you type shit. Yeah, maybe the Hag 201 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,200 Speaker 2: is trying to you see what I'm saying. Yeah, she 202 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,720 Speaker 2: warns you with a little bit of pussy in your face. 203 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:57,200 Speaker 2: And there you go, I gotta change it. Bad pussy 204 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,680 Speaker 2: in your face and you're like, man, I gotta work 205 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 2: on me. It's kind of rat. What am I doing? 206 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,080 Speaker 2: Is it there? You're like, man, how did I get here? 207 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,839 Speaker 2: What it cannot be? 208 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,439 Speaker 4: What time? 209 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 2: Is it? Fun? Damn? No buses running? 210 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 3: I got a walk And for this shit, it's. 211 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:38,800 Speaker 2: Like we're calling upon you because we have we have 212 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 2: new merch. 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Then we have the 219 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 3: enameled pen with an alien who has a koofie on it, 220 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 3: since my mama told me, and then we have t 221 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 3: shirts that say proud little Mama, which is who you are. 222 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 223 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 2: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 224 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 225 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 2: we would love for you to get some if you 226 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 2: haven't got it already, and we want you to have 227 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it. 228 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 3: So this is this is I don't even know what 229 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 3: to say about this. That's scary, not serahving. 230 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 2: I will say that her specific mention of the boyfriend 231 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 2: stressing her out to the point of it disrupting her 232 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 2: sleep does make it feel closer to a sleep paralysis 233 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 2: issue than a literal like demon ghost witch issue. 234 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,520 Speaker 3: I mean, maybe it's like six to one half it 235 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,200 Speaker 3: doesn't the other. When it's raining, you know, yes, that 236 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 3: is the water cycle. But also maybe God is hitting 237 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 3: his way that the devil. I don't think God oh 238 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 3: ever been accused of domestic violence, but. 239 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 2: Maybe Big tell about me. I get those two confused sometimes. Yeah, 240 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 2: I think I think that's fair. I am a big 241 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 2: subscriber to the belief that whether or not ghosts and 242 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:32,080 Speaker 2: demons actually exists, Like all these sort of light para 243 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 2: normal things are real. I think if you start to 244 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 2: invest in them, they become real for you, you know what 245 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,880 Speaker 2: I mean? Like, I think that's a really good point. 246 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 2: I think it's not it. I've never fucked around with 247 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 2: the Ouiji board because I'm too afraid of what a 248 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 2: Wigi board could open up inside of my spirit. And 249 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 2: I don't want to start seeing stuff. So I'm good, 250 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 2: Like I want to tempt the fates that way. You'd 251 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 2: rather not open that door, yeah, because it very well 252 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 2: could be real, and that's not my business, or at 253 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 2: least not business that I feel excited to explore. 254 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 3: I I agree with that. I mean, look, the brain 255 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 3: is so powerful, right if you were already worried about that, 256 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 3: you know what I mean? She had already had that 257 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 3: in her head. She was already in a place to 258 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,000 Speaker 3: see that, you know, maybe a manifested. I don't, I 259 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,200 Speaker 3: definitely don't. I don't tend to think in terms of 260 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 3: the paranormal, but I definitely don't want to down it 261 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 3: or anything like that. But it feels like if you 262 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 3: were ever in a position to make for your brain 263 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 3: to make this shit up. 264 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 2: That was it right? You're sneaky foreign boyfriend. 265 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,600 Speaker 3: You want you want to get out because he's piping 266 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 3: you down in the way that only a man from 267 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 3: an island can. 268 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 2: But he's sneaky, he's lying to you. You don't trust him. 269 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 2: He's a trickster. You lo he lucky? 270 00:16:53,680 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, But I mean so it's it's hard also having 271 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,879 Speaker 3: I can say personally I've experienced sleep paralysis. 272 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 2: I never experienced a hag. 273 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 3: But it's isn't hags? Isn't it like dragons too? Though, 274 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,760 Speaker 3: where it's one of those things that's like spans different cultures, 275 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,560 Speaker 3: like I don't think it's regionally based, it's like all 276 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 3: over the world. And those things like that do get 277 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 3: me to think, like, well, that's how did that happen? 278 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:30,080 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I think there's evil women 279 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:35,440 Speaker 2: have existed to cultures because patriarchical standard type of what 280 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,840 Speaker 2: would be my first guess. 281 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 3: Oh that's okay, good, that's thinkin I assume the worst 282 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,159 Speaker 3: of you. 283 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 2: There, I'm sorry you again. You just presumed that I 284 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 2: was saying these evil bitches. I think I assumed the 285 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 2: funniest because I think you're a very funny guy. That's 286 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 2: what it was. I'm funny too, A reasonable cutoff man. 287 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,399 Speaker 2: I I know what the the funniest thing to say is. 288 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,120 Speaker 2: I also know the one that uh makes it hard 289 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,320 Speaker 2: for me to look the women in my life's eyes. Yeah, 290 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 2: I mean look them in their eyes again, I know 291 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,120 Speaker 2: when to chill the fuck out. But uh, I think 292 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,000 Speaker 2: I think the patriarchy has probably built a way for 293 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,760 Speaker 2: that to become a little bit of a game of telephone, 294 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:27,480 Speaker 2: right where like these crazy yeah, and so like your 295 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 2: crazy bitches wearing a grass skirt and my crazy bitch 296 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,959 Speaker 2: has on a hat. But they all they're all crazy 297 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:43,959 Speaker 2: bitch they But but I take your point that maybe 298 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 2: there are probably some weird crossovers in the way that 299 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,080 Speaker 2: like Jesus exists in like every religion and sort of 300 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:54,400 Speaker 2: like culture, even when he is not identified as Jesus, 301 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 2: a figure like him. Yeah, it's sort of around. I 302 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,359 Speaker 2: think some of this shit is just like maybe it's 303 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,439 Speaker 2: maybe it's grounded in a level of truth that we 304 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 2: don't recognize. 305 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 3: You know, or a plane of consciousness that we don't 306 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 3: quite understand. And you know, in that in that odd state, 307 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 3: that's where you tap into that. I mean, I think 308 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 3: all those things are possibilities. 309 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, it does that. The way that's phrase then kind 310 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,800 Speaker 2: of makes me a little sad that I don't experience 311 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:29,359 Speaker 2: sleep paralysis. No, it's awful, No, it seems awful. But 312 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,680 Speaker 2: I'm saying that, like, if this in fact is a 313 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 2: plane of consciousness that like I just will never get 314 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,960 Speaker 2: to experience that, that makes me sad. I want to 315 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,480 Speaker 2: be able to know all the planes. 316 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 3: I mean, if there's one thing I'd have learned about 317 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,359 Speaker 3: planes of consciousness, there's ways to circumvent it. 318 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 2: I'm sure. 319 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,959 Speaker 3: It's just like you also feel it if you eat 320 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,480 Speaker 3: a bunch of mushrooms on a boat, you know what 321 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 3: I mean, Like. 322 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 2: You can get that, yeah yeah, or like or like 323 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,439 Speaker 2: you take some DMT and you've beat those crystal beings. 324 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 2: Have you heard of that? Like the elves? And it's like, 325 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,200 Speaker 2: I don't I don't really want to tip my hand 326 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 2: to this. I don't want to give away everything I'm 327 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 2: gonna be doing at these parties. Let's just say, don't 328 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,440 Speaker 2: eat too many of the double days, because there's the 329 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,159 Speaker 2: double in the Maggs. We got the final part of 330 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,920 Speaker 2: the email. Yeah, I guess I should add this detail. 331 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,720 Speaker 2: My mother said it usually happens in older houses or 332 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,760 Speaker 2: houses presumed to be haunted. Before this incident, my nephew 333 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 2: had some type of interaction with the person who only 334 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,200 Speaker 2: he could see. Very strange story. I know your podcast 335 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:39,159 Speaker 2: is amazing. I enjoy every single episode. Creating spaces that 336 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 2: promote community and safe space to have black ass conversations 337 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:48,240 Speaker 2: is important, and that's what your podcast feels like. Thank you, Lokia. Well, 338 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 2: that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to us about 339 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 2: this podcast. Yeah. I didn't know that we were creating spaces. 340 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:58,680 Speaker 2: I thought I thought we were having antics. I thought 341 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,600 Speaker 2: we were performing shenanigans. But but if that's the space 342 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 2: that needs to exist, we're happy to make that. 343 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaker 3: I mean, much like all things I do in entertainment, 344 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,320 Speaker 3: I forget that anybody else listens to this. 345 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, so sometimes because sometimes. 346 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 3: We'll put out clips and I'll be like, damn, I 347 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,560 Speaker 3: don't know if I wanted everybody to know I said that. 348 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I think most importantly, what it sounds 349 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 2: like she is saying is that is that maybe there's 350 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 2: a part of this that is connected to what we 351 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 2: were saying about accepting spirits into your identity is where 352 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,680 Speaker 2: these people keep seeing them. 353 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 3: I think that I agree. I think play stupid games, 354 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:49,879 Speaker 3: get stupid prizes, right, Yeah, Ultimately it's like keep knocking 355 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 3: on the double door, he's gonna answer. I think there's 356 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 3: a lot of trite sayings. It all essentially say the 357 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,680 Speaker 3: same thing of like you know, asking the shower to. 358 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:05,360 Speaker 2: See and I think in a maybe not as much 359 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 2: of saying you guys are making a bad choice in 360 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 2: believing in what you believe, because I don't want that 361 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 2: to be the takeaway from this either. I'd say the 362 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 2: reality is is that maybe this is a nice allegory 363 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,120 Speaker 2: for staying more connected to your faith in the community 364 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,360 Speaker 2: that you believe in. If the solution for getting rid 365 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,080 Speaker 2: of the hag is to pray to the Lord that 366 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 2: you serve, then that may make you feel more connected 367 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 2: to that God and make you feel more assured that 368 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,080 Speaker 2: your path is the correct one. And that's nice. So, 369 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,199 Speaker 2: while the hag is terrifying and I don't wish it 370 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,800 Speaker 2: upon you, I hope that the hag continues to serve 371 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 2: you in the way that I guess it's built to. 372 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 2: And also I prefer to do all my pussy eating 373 00:22:52,880 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 2: on this plane of buss my man like plain old pussy. 374 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 4: You know what I mean. 375 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,639 Speaker 2: You ain't got to sit on my chest. You just 376 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 2: got ask. I don't need that special smell, baby girl. 377 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 2: I like you all that the good smell wild in 378 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 2: this room and we're done regardless. No, no, no, sweetheart, 379 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,800 Speaker 2: that meets smell is me. 380 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 3: No hags in here, just the smell like rob meet 381 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:37,640 Speaker 3: because I ain't got no comment. Oh, we just had 382 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,639 Speaker 3: to talk about going too far. We just talked about it, 383 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,160 Speaker 3: just talked about it. You want to tell the people 384 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 3: where they can find. 385 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,000 Speaker 2: You, cool guy Joke City seven on Instagram as always. 386 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,919 Speaker 2: You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social 387 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,880 Speaker 2: media platforms. Uh, you can watch Everybody's in La. It's 388 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,359 Speaker 2: gonna be out May third, and then a bunch of 389 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 2: days after that. Six days. 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