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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another Jewels on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving. Hello, Hi, there is this the residence?

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Speaker 1: Yes it is, he's calling. Well, my name is Seth

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Speaker 1: McElroy and I'm calling from Higest. I was looking for Joseph.

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Speaker 1: This is his wife's Janet. Oh, oh, Janet. Wow, It's

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Speaker 1: like I'm on the phone with the celebrity. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine? Who who did you say? Was? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Who's calling again? My name is Seth McElroy and I'm

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Speaker 1: the marketing director for Hijest. Oh okay, okay, And first

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Speaker 1: of all, thank you for being a subscriber. Oh certainly sure.

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Speaker 1: And the reason for my phone call is that I

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Speaker 1: have some exciting news. Your husband actually one first place

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Speaker 1: in a contest that we had online. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know he had entered an contest. He didn't say anything

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Speaker 1: about that. Well he sure did, and did he win

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Speaker 1: one heck of a prize, let me tell you fantastic. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we asked our readers to pick out any of our

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Speaker 1: advertisers products and tell us about how they could have

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Speaker 1: saved the day. Okay, so the essay that he sent in,

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Speaker 1: he spoke about your recent trip to Europe and how

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Speaker 1: you had a little bit of an accident in your

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Speaker 1: pants in Rome. He did what and he told us

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Speaker 1: all about how he wished he had a composure adult

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Speaker 1: diaper for you when you needed it the most, because

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Speaker 1: he just loves you so much. Are you crazy? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you've heard their slogan composure. When you can't carry the load,

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Speaker 1: we carry it for you. Oh my god. After we

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Speaker 1: read his essay, we contacted the powers to be at

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Speaker 1: your adult diapers and they want to send you a

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Speaker 1: year's supply. I don't need those. Oh well, after reading

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Speaker 1: the story that your husband sent in, it sure sounds

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Speaker 1: like you could use them. Okay, I really I'm shocked.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. It's hard to process

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Speaker 1: really cool news like this. Sometimes, you know, it takes

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Speaker 1: a while to really believe it, but it's true. You win.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what my husband wrote to you or

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Speaker 1: what's really going on. It sounds like to me the

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Speaker 1: only mistake was you not having compose your adult diapers

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Speaker 1: on your trip to Rome. Look, you've said enough, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't need adult diapers. Okay, Well you're getting a

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Speaker 1: year's supply. You don't have to pay for it. And well,

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Speaker 1: the best news I haven't even told you the best

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Speaker 1: news yet. Your pants accidents story is going to be

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Speaker 1: published for the nation to read in our upcoming issue.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Our readers are going to

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Speaker 1: share the experience with you as they read your husband's

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Speaker 1: essay about you tinkling in your pants? Isn't that fun? No,

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Speaker 1: that is not fun. And you do not have my

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Speaker 1: permission to run an essay about me having an accident

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Speaker 1: in my pan. Wonderful, thank you for giving us permission.

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Speaker 1: I do need a picture of yourself so that we

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Speaker 1: can show our readers who Miss Tinkle is Miss Tinkle? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's the name that he gave you in the title

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Speaker 1: of the essay. Miss Tinkles goes to Rome? Is what

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Speaker 1: it's called? Oh my god? Why would he do this?

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Speaker 1: Well to set you up for a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Probably what? Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your husband Joseph set you up. Wait, he actually

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Speaker 1: emailed us to do a prank phone call on you

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Speaker 1: because he told us about your trip to Europe and

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Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke. Oh my, I can't Are

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Speaker 1: you serious. Yes, so the story is not going to

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Speaker 1: be published in Digest, but it will be aired on

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Speaker 1: the radio station. I can't believe he told you that story.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm talking to the real miss Tinkles.

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Speaker 1: I'm relieved. That's great. Well, relief seems to be your thing.

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Speaker 1: So that's good. Week Up every morning with Jubil phone

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