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Speaker 1: Being a mom is hard. It's a jewel show, and

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Speaker 1: I know that because a mother of six, I can

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Speaker 1: tell you it's difficult. Six one. It's the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: But now, being a mom is a difficult job. And

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Speaker 1: the other day Alex, who has two children's, yeah, did

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Speaker 1: something that made her go, Am I a bad mom?

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Speaker 1: For that? It wasn't the first time. You will also

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Speaker 1: take your hashtag bad mom stories right now eight at

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one text in

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. Okay, bad Alex? What did

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Speaker 1: you do that made you a hashtag bad mom? So

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Speaker 1: for anyone listening who doesn't have kids, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: were a kid once. You know how disrespectful to other

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Speaker 1: people's things you are? Yes, they're disrespectful to your things.

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Speaker 1: So here's an example. If you have carpet in your house,

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Speaker 1: they're like, I'm just gonna spill this paint all over

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Speaker 1: the carpet. Or why is there a hole in the wall.

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Speaker 1: I don't know because I found a hammer. So fun.

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Speaker 1: And another thing they're disrespectful of is the backseat of

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Speaker 1: the car. They destroy the backseat of the car. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how they do it. Plain it gets

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Speaker 1: so messy. It looks like a dirty friar. So anyways,

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Speaker 1: I was cleaning out the car the other day and

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Speaker 1: I discovered something that when I saw it, I was

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Speaker 1: actually pretty pissed and felt really disrespected. Yeah, at first

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Speaker 1: I thought that it had to have been from my

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Speaker 1: eight year old son, Jack's, but he told me that no,

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Speaker 1: my fifteen year old daughter did it. My fifteen year

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Speaker 1: old daughter stuck her chewed gum on the inside door

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Speaker 1: handle of my car. Not in a rapper, doesn't even

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Speaker 1: I just have to give yes, there was some gum,

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Speaker 1: chewed gum in the door handle, so like, not even

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Speaker 1: in a rapper. No, no, oh, but this isn't the

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Speaker 1: first time that it's happened that there's been chewed gum

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Speaker 1: stuck in the handle of the door. What you're in

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Speaker 1: the car, you could you could just throw it out

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Speaker 1: the window, right, there's a button for that. You could

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Speaker 1: just it. But you don't even spit it out. You

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Speaker 1: take the like it was. Fifteen year olds are lazy. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to do anything clean the room. It

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Speaker 1: tricks me out because I'm I'm thinking, instead of just

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Speaker 1: rolling down the window and spitting your gum out, you

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Speaker 1: literally take more steps. You put your hand in your mouth,

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Speaker 1: grab it, roll it up so it wasn't sticking on

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Speaker 1: your fingers, and then stick it to the door. Took

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Speaker 1: the more steps to ruin the car door handle with

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Speaker 1: your gum than just spitting it out. Why all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden do you show initiative and motivation in that moment?

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Speaker 1: So I went to ask Bell. I was like, did

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Speaker 1: you put your gums in the side door? And she

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Speaker 1: literally like looked at me like, oh, oh, well, you've

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Speaker 1: got to be kidding me. Okay, But that's that's only

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Speaker 1: what I did. That's only why I'm a bad mom,

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Speaker 1: k not because I discovered her gum in my car

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Speaker 1: door handle. So fast forward a few weeks and I

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Speaker 1: find some sweaty meat. Oh yep, there were leftovers in

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Speaker 1: the back seat of the car and it smelled terrible kidding.

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Speaker 1: So here's my hashtag bad mom moment. What did I

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Speaker 1: do with this food? What did you do? I marched

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Speaker 1: my booty upstairs with this food in my hand, and

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Speaker 1: I put it under her bed. Oh you did, that's awesome?

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Speaker 1: Left on her bed. It's cool to make our car

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Speaker 1: smell like that because her food. Do you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna see how she feels when I put this

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Speaker 1: food under her bed and now she's wondering why her bedrooms?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm such a bad mom. I wonder

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Speaker 1: how long it's going to take for her to realize. So, Jenna,

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Speaker 1: you're a bad mom. Well, it depends on what you

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Speaker 1: define is bad. Well, you know all my definition because

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Speaker 1: I actually didn't have a very great childhood, so it

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Speaker 1: couldn't be much worse than what I Okay, well, Jenna,

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Speaker 1: why are you a bad mom? Um? So I've been

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Speaker 1: recently single for the past year and thank you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: And I have a young six year old daughter, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: she has a bed time of eight o'clock. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: And I don't typically bring many guys over and I

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Speaker 1: don't really want her to meet them yet. So when

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Speaker 1: I do have, so you're out one of those like

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Speaker 1: that introduces the kids to someone you date on the

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Speaker 1: first dated. Yeah, no, I usually waited about like six months.

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Speaker 1: If it's something serious, then I'll introduce her, but not

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Speaker 1: right off the bat, right yeah. Yeah, okay, So she

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Speaker 1: has a bed time of eight o'clock. Yes, So when

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Speaker 1: I do have a guy over, I set the clock

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Speaker 1: in her room so she goes to bed earlier. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, is lighter about the time so that you

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Speaker 1: can bring a dude over? Does it work? It does work? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So she knows her bed time is eight, and so

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Speaker 1: she has what like a clock in her room. Yeah yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so then check it so she knows when to start

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Speaker 1: getting ready for bed and start doing her nightly routine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty genius. It's going to be funny when she

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Speaker 1: eventually puts it together, though, what you're doing or will

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Speaker 1: she she sent all the clocks back your house, it's

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Speaker 1: always going to be an hour later than today. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all the time. Well, that doesn't make me a bad mom. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea. I think you'd be

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Speaker 1: a bad mom if you were introducing them to the

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Speaker 1: guy you're looking out for your kids. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: didn't care about the bed time and her being in

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Speaker 1: bed so that you could bring a guy over. That

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Speaker 1: would make you. If you're like, hey, Chad's gonna stop

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Speaker 1: buying about an hour, Mom is gonna be busy. If

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Speaker 1: you heard me saying, oh God, James, we're praying. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would also she's getting more sleep. Yeah, you're a

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Speaker 1: great mom. Oh, thank you, thank you.