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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's bringing two of the powerhouse

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Speaker 1: beverage names together for one classic summer drink. It's Lagroid

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Speaker 1: Gatorade mixed with Lacroix. All the electrolytes, none of the

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Speaker 1: flavor or satisfaction. See zip it all through Laser Stories.

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Speaker 1: It's a segment where we read weird news stories around

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Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got.

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Speaker 2: A laser because are the first queens? Just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Virginia. Woman named

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Speaker 1: Christine Connell's trending on social media after taking her ex

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Speaker 1: boyfriend to court over.

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Speaker 2: A situation that happened quite a while ago.

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Speaker 3: What was going on?

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Speaker 2: Let's listen to the audio during her deposition.

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Speaker 4: We dated like seven years ago. I've had a persistent

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Speaker 4: sinus infection ever since. He and I stayed in a

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Speaker 4: hotel one night after I had surgery and he farted terribly.

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Speaker 2: Stop it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's saying that he farted so bad it destroyed

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Speaker 3: her sinuses.

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Speaker 2: You heard that right.

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Speaker 1: Christine claims she had a sinus infection that's lasted the

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Speaker 1: last seven years because her boyfriend's flatulence.

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Speaker 3: Could that actually happened?

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Speaker 2: Just that's what she thinks.

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Speaker 1: She also says in the hotel he ripped one so

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Speaker 1: ranked she never smelled anything like it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, come, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: What boyfriends do. They supposed to get comfortable at some

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Speaker 2: point aund each other.

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Speaker 3: No, no, you don't want to be that comfortable ever. Ever.

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Speaker 1: Ever, Christine didn't say how long ago they broke up,

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Speaker 1: but shortly after the situation she developed the sinus infection

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Speaker 1: that stuck.

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Speaker 2: With her ever since.

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Speaker 1: Doctors could not figure out what was causing it, but

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Speaker 1: she recently had a culture done and the results showed

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Speaker 1: she had e coalie in there.

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Speaker 3: Why has a new fear just been a latch for me?

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Speaker 2: What are Christine's thoughts on that development?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. How does that get in your sinuses

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Speaker 4: unless you have a boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you

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Speaker 4: are forced to inhale it because you are immobile after

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Speaker 4: ankle surgery with a straight face.

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Speaker 1: Though, The question is is it even possible?

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Speaker 2: And the answer is maybe.

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Speaker 1: What. We haven't had an actual expert way in on this,

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Speaker 1: but it sounds like it could happen if the conditions

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Speaker 1: are just right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's say that means no more Dutch job ins

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Speaker 3: all of you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She said in a follow up video that antibiotics haven't

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Speaker 1: knocked it out yet and she might need surgery called

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Speaker 1: a nasal scrape.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you from the jury discussing that.

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Speaker 3: But I feel like she brings us up on all

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Speaker 3: of her current dates.

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Speaker 2: Can you fart real quick? I gotta test something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, kill me.

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Speaker 1: The lawyers like to do re enactments a lot of

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Speaker 1: the time just to show what happened.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait. Three of them get pink eye in.

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Speaker 1: Someone's actually want jury day. The next Leger story is

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Speaker 1: out of Federal Way, Washington, damn. Fifty six year old

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Speaker 1: Donald Hale came back from a thirteen mile run the

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Speaker 1: other night, popped a melowtonin and fell right asleep.

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Speaker 3: That sounds kind of dreamy, that sleep.

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Speaker 1: It does, but he was sleeping so deeply he didn't

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Speaker 1: hear the two smoke alarms going off in his apartment.

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Speaker 2: Deep deep sleep.

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Speaker 3: My daughter sleeps through it. When our smoke alarms go off,

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Speaker 3: and if the batteries are dead or some of the alls.

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Speaker 1: Well that's when his pet, a bearded dragon named Spike,

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Speaker 1: sprang into action. Oh yeah, here's a picture of Donald

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Speaker 1: with his little pet Spike on his shoulder. There.

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Speaker 3: Ye oh, he's just little guys.

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Speaker 1: So, sensing danger, Spike crawled over to Donald while he

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Speaker 1: was snoozing and used his very long tail to whip

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Speaker 1: him right.

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Speaker 2: In the face.

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Speaker 3: Spikes free, He.

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Speaker 1: Sprang off the couch and and to see where the

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Speaker 2: And flames erupted. Wah, So he grabbed a garbage can,

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Speaker 2: filled it with water and put it out.

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Speaker 3: Wow. God, the whole building could.

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Speaker 1: Have burned down, and apparently someone in the apartment above

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Speaker 1: him had dumped something down the drain causing the fire.

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Speaker 3: Whoa.

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, Donald said Spike couldn't barker yell, but the bearded

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Speaker 1: dragon managed to make the loudest sound he could by

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Speaker 1: banging on his face, and Donald is forever thankful for that.

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Speaker 2: What's next?

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Speaker 1: Donald plans to reward his hero lizard by taking him

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Speaker 1: on a vacation up to the Grand Canyon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the desert area, so that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Its next Leazer stories out of Snacks Central. If you're

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Speaker 1: getting a little treat at a gas station, let's be honest,

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Speaker 1: you aren't getting anything healthy like cut apple slices with

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Speaker 1: peanut butter, freshly baked kale chips.

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Speaker 2: Well, can we talk with the gas You gotta get

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Speaker 2: some keen wall guys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the only thing I get when I'm being healthy

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Speaker 3: at a gas station. I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 3: sun chips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nuts or something.

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Speaker 1: I say it because there's a new list of America's

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Speaker 1: favorite gas station snacks, and here they are, along with

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Speaker 1: the average price for him number seven. Jose mentioned it

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Speaker 1: the other day as an underrated snack.

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Speaker 2: Bugles people are popular.

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Speaker 1: The number seven most popular gas station snack, average price

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Speaker 1: three dollars sixty two cents.

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Speaker 2: I got to call him underrated.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the fun part is putting them on

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Speaker 3: your fingers and then eating them off.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, and I think they people didn't like them until

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Speaker 1: you brought them up on the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm a big enough food I'm yes, yay, I'm

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Speaker 2: starting trend.

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Speaker 1: Number six favorite gas snack Snickers Hasty a dollar eighty five.

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Speaker 2: People love them. A little bit of Snickers A balanced

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Speaker 2: candy bar, Yeah, really good. Number five who doesn't love

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Speaker 2: a big bag? Checks mix? Average price almost four bucks.

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Speaker 1: But totally worth it. Number four Taketos yeah, the ones

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Speaker 1: like on the rollers actually are really good gas station

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Speaker 1: price around a dollar ninety nine, risky.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if they're common all over the country,

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Speaker 3: but you guys know what crespitos are. It's like the

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Speaker 3: same keys with the cheese. Those are so good, so good.

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Speaker 1: Number three skittles and number two Rice Crispy treats.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the.

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Speaker 3: Store bought ones don't hit right for me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what.

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Speaker 3: In the package?

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Speaker 2: You don't like the ones that are made professionally. You

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Speaker 2: like to make your own? Yeah, the ones at home.

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Speaker 3: Everyone was on the same page on the I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know why you were, like, I thought your anti

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Speaker 1: rice Krispy trees just have your butler making.

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Speaker 2: It taste better.

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Speaker 1: But the number one favorite gas station snack that was

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Speaker 1: voted on by ten thousand Americans, what is it is.

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Speaker 2: The tough guy food beef jerky. It just feels right.

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Speaker 2: Best food for a road gastation is like options. There's

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Speaker 2: like four or five different brands and fresh ones.

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Speaker 3: If you find the ones that have the locally made

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Speaker 3: now you open.

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Speaker 1: It and they have like, oh yeah, and that reminds me.

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Speaker 1: I tried feeding our little guy some jerky the other

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Speaker 1: day he thought he was a cowboy, and then he

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Speaker 1: asked me for chaps for.

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Speaker 2: Christmas this year.

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Speaker 3: That would be adorable.

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Speaker 1: Look for him to be sporting a new outfit soon.

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Speaker 1: But that's how means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 1: on Wednesday

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,