WEBVTT - The Community Pool Hates Your Kids

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran. Phone tap. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, scary, Yes, what's your phone tap about?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Miguel emailed us to phone tap his girlfriend Maria.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out she brings her three kids to a community

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<v Speaker 2>pool and has had run ins with the city who

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<v Speaker 2>runs it. So Miguel thinks she's primed and ready for

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<v Speaker 2>a phone tap. So I'm gonna call and pretend like

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<v Speaker 2>not from the city, making a.

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<v Speaker 1>Complaining person at the community pool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna mess with her a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what happened to today? Is a scary phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, what's up? Hey? I just got a call

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<v Speaker 1>from the pool manager. Did did you hear from him? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? I left something?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? No, they called. They called.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going there right now. I'm going there right now.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? They've been saying that you've been calling some

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<v Speaker 1>problems there. I'm calling problems in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, from me, the kids. The kids are being difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>The people from the pool called to tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>my kids are being crazy. They're just saying they're going

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<v Speaker 1>wild running around. Did they find out about this anyway? Like? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>they've been some complaints, people complains. It is probably that

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<v Speaker 1>that sweets me all the time. That's always in my business,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to tell me how I raise my kids. She

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<v Speaker 1>should have called me your suffer said something to my

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<v Speaker 1>fate is that? Are you watching them now?

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<v Speaker 2>I watched the kids, but I'm not having to be

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<v Speaker 2>up their.

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<v Speaker 1>Ass all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>They could go run around and play.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody else's kids are doing the same, if not just

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<v Speaker 1>my kids. Whatever, I gotta go, I gotta go get

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<v Speaker 1>the little change in the cars.

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<v Speaker 2>I give him a number because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>deal with this right now. So they're gonna give you

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<v Speaker 2>a call.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting been my phone Number's wrong with you? Good? Actually?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you call.

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<v Speaker 2>Me good whatever you're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you okay, so good? All right, good good? Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for selling me out. Bye?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Yes, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Was great. You sit back. I'm gonna give a call. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, great?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Maria.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, This is George from the city of Mifilks. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you not very good? Actually? Because I just got

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<v Speaker 1>off the phone with my boyfriend and he told me,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, you're gonna call me because of some people

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<v Speaker 1>were complaining about my children. I have three complaints from

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<v Speaker 1>the citizen tool from the city. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that from that. I don't like to see anything.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting off on the wrong foot here. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get on. I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I pay my tastes, I work hard, I take care

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<v Speaker 2>of my children.

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<v Speaker 1>If I want to go to the pool, I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>to the pool. Other people bring their blacks there to

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<v Speaker 1>no right, you change your baby on the lounge chair

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<v Speaker 1>and then you leave the dirty diaper crumbled up for

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<v Speaker 1>the pool staff to clean up. That's not why they

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<v Speaker 1>were higher. Oh what how is this your business? I

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<v Speaker 1>pay for that pool? You can't pay your family? How

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<v Speaker 1>about that? You work for the city, right, you work

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<v Speaker 1>from me. You should clean up after me when I

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<v Speaker 1>I don't work there, you work there. Then the kids

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<v Speaker 1>going in the pool and pampers, that is not acceptable.

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<v Speaker 1>Pool attire. Everybody does that. Everybody has the linut swimming diapers.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you just plopped the kid in its pampers.

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<v Speaker 1>It just pla You want me to put them naked

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<v Speaker 1>in the pool. No, but then they PLoP in their

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<v Speaker 1>papers after you PLoP them in the pool, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you chase that. Don't get in the pool with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's unsett you don't have anything better to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me say, what do.

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<v Speaker 2>You do all day?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do all go? You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>do all day. I sit in the air conditioning.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who im okay,