Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Speaker 2: Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: What a joyous occasion, What a day. There are a
Speaker 1: few days this show where I feel like somebody's life
Speaker 1: was changing. Today is Eddie.
Speaker 3: I'm a brand new man.
Speaker 1: He's tall, lot I was, man. It looks good.
Speaker 3: Thank you man.
Speaker 1: It's gotta feel weird, but it looks good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I mean I just saw myself in a
Speaker 4: mirror for a little bit, like so, I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: not looking at myself the whole time, but it just
Speaker 4: feels weird to know that I have hair on my head.
Speaker 1: I think you'll learn how to style it more of
Speaker 1: your style, like I think a little bit. It's a
Speaker 1: little like a opie right now, What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Opie?
Speaker 1: It's kind of got a weird, like a weird part
Speaker 1: to it. Like the side looks great, the talk it
Speaker 1: looks real, but it's like how you have it like
Speaker 1: on the side, like to the side.
Speaker 4: Hey, I have a comn so let's what do you
Speaker 4: want to do?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 1: Coll it straight?
Speaker 4: It straight honestly doesn't move that much really kind of
Speaker 4: like set. So if I need if I she told
Speaker 4: me that if I want a different style, go back in.
Speaker 1: I think just having it on for a couple of days,
Speaker 1: it's it just looks so rigid, like like you like
Speaker 1: I was going to do a TV shoot and they
Speaker 1: harden my hair.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I think that's the way it's gonna stay
Speaker 2: because of whatever they put in it.
Speaker 1: I can wash it, yeah, I think I can go
Speaker 1: home and some of the rigidity a bit. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like when you get and they put stuff in it.
Speaker 1: That's what just happened, because they wanted to look good
Speaker 1: when you leave the place. She knew she's gonna be
Speaker 1: on camera. Your hair looks good. I give it actually
Speaker 1: an a wow, not even a minus. I give it
Speaker 1: an A. I don't give it an a plus yet
Speaker 1: because I need to see it after a few days.
Speaker 3: I mean, Amy says I look like a movie star?
Speaker 3: But which one is the question?
Speaker 5: You look to femailiar to the big screen like something
Speaker 5: about you when you walked. No, I clarified it after
Speaker 5: I said it, because you were like, well, we'll pump
Speaker 5: the brigs. Don't, says a movie star fake and he.
Speaker 1: Can't believe other compliment you're saying.
Speaker 5: If you're like you look like a movie star, Hey,
Speaker 5: but I clarify because it wasn't fake.
Speaker 3: Is it too real?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: Like, is it like oh movie star? Because it looks
Speaker 3: too too real?
Speaker 1: What do you mean too real?
Speaker 4: You know on the screen, like you see Tom Cruise,
Speaker 4: Like I know he doesn't look like that in real life.
Speaker 3: It's too real.
Speaker 1: I think if I were to see you walking down
Speaker 1: the road, I would go nothing, because you look like
Speaker 1: a normal dude in all the mark Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks good. It looks good as if. It doesn't even
Speaker 1: look that weird to me anymore, because it's not like
Speaker 1: a treasure troll or something.
Speaker 3: Like the guys of the pink hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not your hair. I wish it were funnier.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, it's like a new thing for me
Speaker 5: around town. I'm gonna just keep every guy I see
Speaker 5: with hair.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be like, oh well, now I wonder Now
Speaker 4: I'm gonna think everyone has these everyone.
Speaker 1: And again, the ultimate twist would have been had I
Speaker 1: show you mine right here today. I think you all
Speaker 1: cause a lot more business deals.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Why look at his hair?
Speaker 4: You know what, though, I do feel like I could
Speaker 4: probably join Old Dominion because all those dudes have good hair.
Speaker 1: Your age, you have good hair, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like they all have good hair, good styles.
Speaker 5: Wait, I didn't know that hair was associated with business
Speaker 5: deals because like Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1: Well he's the owner though, yeah, he's like making the decisions.
Speaker 1: And also he had hair for a while, but then
Speaker 1: he shaved a ball. When he went ball, he went
Speaker 1: full f everybody. Yeah, like military.
Speaker 3: Wait, so what was his hair like before? I don't
Speaker 3: think I remember that.
Speaker 1: It was fading, It was always fading. Then he had
Speaker 1: then he had the little circle. That's when he was
Speaker 1: sounded like books only loser. Now look at him, his
Speaker 1: crap and a boss, you look good.
Speaker 4: You think that because I have hair Now, I like
Speaker 4: have a better had long hair for a while.
Speaker 3: Look at this.
Speaker 1: Wow, and ninety eight he started to lose it a
Speaker 1: little bit and then well that's a you're telling me
Speaker 1: people can photoshop stuff. Oh boy, regardless, here's a hair train.
Speaker 1: There's a picture of Jeff Bezos as a kid, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a lot of hair.
Speaker 6: That can't be reality.
Speaker 3: These do look fake, man, Oh this is the one
Speaker 3: they said.
Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, but look at like the black and white
Speaker 1: picture Jeff Bezos do you see that one looks good anyway?
Speaker 3: Right there?
Speaker 1: I think any listen unfairly. I think the height of
Speaker 1: a man affects what they're able to accomplish. And we
Speaker 1: read this all the time. Just the physical anything of
Speaker 1: anybody affects how someone interprets them unfairly at times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1: So, hey, is Abby in there? Ray? Would you ever
Speaker 1: bring in the thing from my office? Yep, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you got something. But it looks really good.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Feels good.
Speaker 1: It's gonna feah, it's gonna fel weird for a while
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna be nothing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like when I smile, I feel it pool
Speaker 4: in my my hair.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean? Every time? That's what we feel like.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I want to just you guys, somebody new.
Speaker 1: So sometimes if I'm working from another studio and you're
Speaker 1: all sitting around here, like fine, this is Bobby number two,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit at the desk.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: When we found this on eBay. It's a cutout. It's
Speaker 1: a life size cut out of me, and we bought
Speaker 1: it that day and it came from like another country.
Speaker 3: That is not life size. You're not that big?
Speaker 1: Well his feet are like two inches off the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because there's cars.
Speaker 1: Elevated off the ground.
Speaker 4: A couple of host's see I'm in the heads right,
Speaker 4: but no, no, no, I mean just the heads right.
Speaker 1: How tall is it compared to me?
Speaker 6: It's like two inches taller and at.
Speaker 1: The bottom it's got like two inches of white underneath it.
Speaker 1: A size cutout it says it's six foot one.
Speaker 5: Stand behind it? Why and just talk?
Speaker 3: Is that weird?
Speaker 1: I've never seen one of those before.
Speaker 6: Question, what are we doing with that thing?
Speaker 1: When I'm gone and Eddie's running camera? As if I'm
Speaker 1: somewhere where there's not a camera, I mean, because I
Speaker 1: don't always have a webcam. So let's say I put
Speaker 1: it behind the desk and everybody's still here. Let's working a.
Speaker 3: Different Yeah, I mean, look there it is.
Speaker 1: But you can still hear me. I'm on the microphone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, blah blah blah, but you just show that.
Speaker 5: Can Eddie do that thing where he makes your mouth move?
Speaker 2: But it's just like ale, oh yeah, like when on
Speaker 2: Netflix when they do the little mouse, like when it's
Speaker 2: in a different language.
Speaker 1: How funny is this? What you're talking about talking about
Speaker 1: there's a voice over right.
Speaker 5: No, you go into like a still image, something that's
Speaker 5: not moving, and you can make the mouth. We're like
Speaker 5: a feature.
Speaker 1: But that was a bit where I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't believe they're selling that on the internet. Don't buy it.
Speaker 1: But then I bought one just to see if it
Speaker 1: would come back or it was scam and it's real.
Speaker 5: How much did you just been on that?
Speaker 1: I need a look.
Speaker 6: You don't want to know me.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that expensive. You want one,
Speaker 1: let me signed one for you.
Speaker 3: Give it over a Benji?
Speaker 1: No, what's a BEI hundred? Oh? How much? Fifty bucks's
Speaker 1: also by a big head, just the head like they
Speaker 1: hold up in basketball basketball games. Yeah, but I thought
Speaker 1: the real use for that would be if we still
Speaker 1: need to do videos. Sometimes we don't do video content
Speaker 1: if I'm not here because I'm in an empty desk,
Speaker 1: but I'm in a studio in some other city where
Speaker 1: there's not a camera.
Speaker 5: I would love to see you try to pull this
Speaker 5: off with your wife. She's like I need more, and
Speaker 5: you're like, it's okay, maybe I got you something.
Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm here, You're just always in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: It's so bad that somebody made that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bones, you know what, I just thought, dude, you
Speaker 4: leave that in here when we're not in here and
Speaker 4: somebody breaks in the studio, freak them out.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm just standing there though they don't know, just staring.
Speaker 1: I'm not even blinking. Yeah, it came pretty quick, though,
Speaker 1: isn't that weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't even make any money off this. I sue them.
Speaker 3: You could probably do that.
Speaker 1: No one, Why wouldn't anybody want that? Right, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna make any money.
Speaker 5: And if it's another country, like how, I mean, what
Speaker 5: do you do?
Speaker 1: You know, how do we know there's not a cameraon?
Speaker 1: They're spying for whatever country there is. We got some
Speaker 1: real government secrets in this room. So anyway, there's that.
Speaker 1: Finally came in the mill and they did a pretty
Speaker 1: good job though, right, like it's thick. It's me, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: They just cut you out, They printed you and cut
Speaker 3: you out.
Speaker 1: And then Abby just put it together this morning.
Speaker 6: Oh we didn't come and put together. That's why I
Speaker 6: was thinking that long.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why when you said it was only fifty dollars,
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, that seems like a lot to ship
Speaker 2: that thing for.
Speaker 6: It's just I didn't know the guys.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've never bought a cardboard cutout of somebody. I
Speaker 2: don't know these things.
Speaker 1: But even your brain doesn't go, I bet it's not
Speaker 1: sent that long.
Speaker 3: No, huh, he thought that like they got it in
Speaker 3: the plane.
Speaker 1: What you ear's the body go around the stairs?
Speaker 2: No, but I mean you buy a big screen, it
Speaker 2: doesn't come folded. It comes as a big screen. So
Speaker 2: I thought they just put that in a big box,
Speaker 2: long skinny box.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that photo shoot? Like, where where is
Speaker 3: that from?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No idea they grabbed you from?
Speaker 3: Like because I don't have that shirt.
Speaker 1: Meaning most things I take photos in, you eventually get
Speaker 1: the close you're Mike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny, So I have that.
Speaker 1: Did you have any other foes of me? Did you see.
Speaker 5: Formal day?
Speaker 3: Formal day at school?
Speaker 1: No formal day work or it just depends what can
Speaker 1: of mood.
Speaker 6: I'm man dress casual or dress.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's is weird.
Speaker 5: So like, what do we call that?
Speaker 1: Bobby?
Speaker 3: We should have a formal day, like one day we will?
Speaker 1: You send me that link again, that's a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: Why that's hilarious. Do they have anybody else on the
Speaker 1: show or just me? Are you sure they gotta have
Speaker 1: a lunchbox on there? That guts famous?
Speaker 6: I guess, but I just.
Speaker 1: Feel weird buying it because I'm not. Somebody's making money
Speaker 1: off of me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they provided you with a product, but I
Speaker 5: it's of me. Now you're gonna be of me.
Speaker 3: The radio stations should buy this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make their own. Oh that's a sticker.
Speaker 1: What the heck is all that? Mike? What's that B
Speaker 1: B one? Is that a full one too? Walmart? No,
Speaker 1: go over one, Walmart.
Speaker 3: Call your manager. Somebody is making money off you.
Speaker 1: It's I'm on the Walmart side being sold to a
Speaker 1: full cutout.
Speaker 5: How does that happen?
Speaker 1: Huh okay, Yeah, send me that link. It's just a
Speaker 1: parade of all me. I do have parade. You have
Speaker 1: different clothes on all these Yeah, all different clothes. I
Speaker 1: have this look, I have one that's kind of in between,
Speaker 1: and then I have one in a suit. I should
Speaker 1: just send this. Take the pictures. We took the picture
Speaker 1: to other day. Gosh, people think of everything, but like
Speaker 1: they can, there can't be that many people buying this
Speaker 1: one like what for.
Speaker 5: My fortieth birthday, my friend Andrea ordered me a life
Speaker 5: size cut out of George Straight and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: He's famous.
Speaker 5: We also pictures with him. It's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, send me that whole link. Like I know you
Speaker 1: sent him before, but I'll just it's like he was there.
Speaker 4: I mean, I bet like this company, you can probably
Speaker 4: send him your picture and they'll make one of you.
Speaker 1: That's different. That's a that's actual service with a person going,
Speaker 1: I'd like to have a picture of this. This they're
Speaker 1: selling life sized cutouts of me to anybody who wants
Speaker 1: to buy one. Already ready to go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, using your likeness?
Speaker 1: Yeah weird? H Okay, I'm done with this. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: go to Bobbybones dot com. You guys can help out
Speaker 1: our Pippa Joystef's awesome and US Air Force Technical Sergeant
Speaker 1: Daniel Beasting has been through a bunch serving all the
Speaker 1: stuff that he happened to him there and then he
Speaker 1: comes back and he gets a home built for him
Speaker 1: and his needs, and then the hurricane hits them blows
Speaker 1: it away. So we're trying to build him a home.
Speaker 1: All of our Pimpa Joy stuff is up. Now we
Speaker 1: don't keep any of the money. It's a whole new look.
Speaker 1: It's a whole new design. I initially I told Amy,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, let's not say that Kaitlyn designed him,
Speaker 1: because I don't really want her to feel the criticism
Speaker 1: if people don't like him. And then all I know
Speaker 1: is Helen, said Amy text me asked if I could
Speaker 1: use Amy went above the parents.
Speaker 5: Do you want me to redo the text?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Because I want to feel this way.
Speaker 5: That's not accurate feelings. So I would like to correct
Speaker 5: you if I may, No.
Speaker 1: You may not. So anyway, Amy jumped, I didn't over
Speaker 1: and went, hey, what do you think about this? And
Speaker 1: she's like, ye, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Jumped the rink? Is that what you call that? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a ring.
Speaker 3: You know, And that's an expression. Bobby went over the helmet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, go ahead, you don't really feel that way.
Speaker 1: Who knows how I feel or my just do it
Speaker 1: a bit, ba go ahead? What was that veltrow? Like
Speaker 1: suction cut?
Speaker 5: I know it's so annoying, but I can stick it.
Speaker 1: On the wall back of her phone. She'll lose it
Speaker 1: like that. She'd be like, I don't know where my
Speaker 1: phone is it'd be stuck to the shower.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna read it.
Speaker 1: I don't don't leave anything out. I promise i'll do
Speaker 1: that crap in therapy. But let me read this text
Speaker 1: message and I'll leave some more doubt that I said
Speaker 1: you do that.
Speaker 5: I'll read it. Okay. I just posted the fund reel,
Speaker 5: giving a full sneak peek. People are going to love.
Speaker 5: Bobby was sweet today when I asked about sharing if
Speaker 5: you designed, and he said to lay low on it
Speaker 5: in case rude people use it as a chance to
Speaker 5: be awful humans.
Speaker 1: Get fishing for her to say, I.
Speaker 5: Get where he's coming from. I hate that you have
Speaker 5: to deal with that as your friend. I want to
Speaker 5: protect you to also as your friend. I want you
Speaker 5: to know that's why I didn't say anything about you
Speaker 5: designing them in parentheses. I don't want you to think
Speaker 5: I'm not proud because I am.
Speaker 1: Is that fishing for her to go No, it's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit. Well no.
Speaker 5: But I also felt awkward of like, I'm posting all
Speaker 5: this and Caitlyn worked really hard on it, and I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't know what you had talked to her about.
Speaker 5: And I don't want her to go look and be like, oh, well,
Speaker 5: that's weird. Amy didn't tag me or anything, and she
Speaker 5: worked really hard on it, so I wanted as her
Speaker 5: friend and know that I'm proud, but we're also her
Speaker 5: mental health is our top priority and people can be
Speaker 5: really really rude.
Speaker 1: That's a midfish. I'm okay with it. It is a cool
Speaker 1: You're about the only person that I would trust to
Speaker 1: do a midfish. To know that I'm being a bit irrational,
Speaker 1: but as in a protective way, You're about the only
Speaker 1: person I would trust to midfish me.
Speaker 5: So then she said you're in the air because she
Speaker 5: replied back that she that I could post it and
Speaker 5: that's really sweet. And then I said, I said, here's
Speaker 5: what I said exactly. Let me tell you what I said.
Speaker 5: I said, if you.
Speaker 1: Talked to me, I'm a I'm an extra. When I stall,
Speaker 1: he knows I've skipped some stuff.
Speaker 6: He raised her head and then scrolls about it.
Speaker 5: There's other stuff that we were texting that Gracie texted
Speaker 5: me saying, go Caitlin like it looks so good. And
Speaker 5: Gracie sent me a screenshot of someone saying whoever designed
Speaker 5: these this year deserves a raise, like can't wait to order,
Speaker 5: And I said, Gracie just sent me that. And then
Speaker 5: I said, if you, if you talk to Bobby, because
Speaker 5: she had said it's cool, say it's me. And I said, well,
Speaker 5: if you talk to Bobby, y'all, let me know. I
Speaker 5: don't want to overstep.
Speaker 3: Hmm.
Speaker 1: You're still midfish, but it's okay.
Speaker 5: I wanna call it a midfish. I would call it
Speaker 5: a I felt awkward as her friend not shouting her out,
Speaker 5: shouting her out, but.
Speaker 1: I think you there are only a few people in
Speaker 1: my life that allow it to be a midfish, even
Speaker 1: a Hey, I think this is kind of dumb for
Speaker 1: different reasons. You're definitely one of them. You'll you'll even
Speaker 1: stop me during the coundwn if I'll say something right like,
Speaker 1: you have that authority, you have that autonomy over going Hey,
Speaker 1: you didn't say that right. So I'm a cool with
Speaker 1: that midfish with her, and you have a relationship with her,
Speaker 1: a close relationship, so I'm all good with that. Mike
Speaker 1: definitely has the authority to go like, Nope, don't like that,
Speaker 1: shut that down. We'll move that here. Let's do this here.
Speaker 1: Eddie has a friend will be like, hey, dude, that's
Speaker 1: you're that's not a good thing for as a human,
Speaker 1: not like I'm like Robin stores are stealing babies. But
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, we have to so people have
Speaker 1: different I trust very few people to be able to
Speaker 1: me not to be irritated when that happens. And I'm
Speaker 1: not irritated. You're you're more than welcome.
Speaker 4: So like when my I tell my kids, like, don't
Speaker 4: do this and then they go to mom, is this kind.
Speaker 3: Of like the same kind of like somebody's gonna get
Speaker 3: wooped kind of the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not here, because I think Amy has the
Speaker 1: emotional intelligence to know when at times I'm being overly
Speaker 1: something that she can go ooh he maybe because she
Speaker 1: knows me Amy maybe a little crazy. And so let
Speaker 1: me go on midfish this and see how it really
Speaker 1: is on the other side. And she did, and she won.
Speaker 1: My wife literally just texts me, she goes, I'm getting
Speaker 1: so many nice messages from people about the Pima Joy stuff.
Speaker 1: Crying emoji there you go. I was just being protective.
Speaker 4: My wife just texted me, she said, can I get
Speaker 4: the new Pimp and Joy hoodie?
Speaker 3: I love it. The design's awesome.
Speaker 5: Okay, anybody else's wife she.
Speaker 3: Said he designed it exactly.
Speaker 5: Kaitlyn, my wife.
Speaker 2: Just texted me. Can I get that designer's name? Maybe
Speaker 2: they can design some family shirts for us?
Speaker 1: Lunchbox's wife text them. Can I troll that person who
Speaker 1: texted that?
Speaker 5: No? Really, but that is sweet and yes, everybody's yes,
Speaker 5: there's stuff here text that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean literally Can'tlyn just texted that too. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a little mineral here, but our pimp
Speaker 1: joy stuff. We don't keep any money, and we're building
Speaker 1: a home for a hero. And you can literally spend
Speaker 1: like twenty about twenty five bucks whatever and we don't
Speaker 1: keep any of it and it will make a big, big,
Speaker 1: big difference. It's all up at bobbybones dot com. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do a mideral. Hey everybody. Hey, Hey, I'm Adam.
Speaker 1: It's my friend Charlie. Okay, I got some stuff. Number
Speaker 1: one Singapore Airlines offers passengers ten thousand dollars because of
Speaker 1: a turbulent flight. O.
Speaker 6: Wow, awesome, I'd take that.
Speaker 1: Of course you take it. But would you go on
Speaker 1: a crazily turbed went flight like it's like rock and
Speaker 1: it's thrown to know you were gonna get paid out
Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, but you don't know you're gonna live.
Speaker 1: You don't know that you're gonna live.
Speaker 3: I mean we do that for free. I mean we
Speaker 3: pay to do that.
Speaker 1: Something, but we don't we don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about stuff snailing it for like ten minutes,
Speaker 1: and you don't know.
Speaker 5: Is this the payout from the one where the guy died?
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is a different one.
Speaker 5: Okay, So I mean that's that one. Seemed pretty traumatic
Speaker 5: and you're like next to someone that lost their life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know you're gonna like, would you like,
Speaker 1: let's say this because it has to be different. You
Speaker 1: can't know you're gonna get the money. Let's go to
Speaker 1: mister Hair over there, Eddie Hair, good bye.
Speaker 6: Yes, mister Hare, that's his new name.
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Why not, it's awesome, it's not my new name. I
Speaker 1: want to be mister Hare. That'd be a good one.
Speaker 1: Be like calling me mister muscles. Okay, was it that
Speaker 1: flight light? It was that flight Oh you're right, it
Speaker 1: was that flight I thought that plays in America. That's
Speaker 1: super tumulo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So let's say they went to your wife and they said, okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna send Eddie up. He's gonna go on this
Speaker 1: flight and he's not gonna know. But at the end
Speaker 1: of we're gonna give ten thousand dollars. But it's going
Speaker 1: to be the most turbulence he's ever felt in his life.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna if he's gonna live or die. Would
Speaker 1: you want her to say yes to that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you may not live.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 1: What you may not live, it's okay.
Speaker 5: I mean you're guaranteed life, guaranteed you.
Speaker 1: We're not guaranteed life.
Speaker 3: It's just a turbulence.
Speaker 4: Now, if you said, like we're gonna shut off the
Speaker 4: engines and see what happens, that's different.
Speaker 1: But you don't know that you're gonna die or not
Speaker 1: what this bad boy can do, right, So you're good
Speaker 1: with that. You want the money?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Ten grand? Yeah, let's go no.
Speaker 5: Way, because I'll end up spending the ten grand on therapy.
Speaker 4: So ten grand on therapy, Well, you're screwed even to
Speaker 4: spend more than that.
Speaker 1: Man, you're screwed up. After that, you think you're gonna die, okay, but.
Speaker 5: On life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like you're dying.
Speaker 3: People come out of that being like you know what,
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 1: Was so close to death. People come out with a
Speaker 1: broken neck like these people.
Speaker 5: Or any time you feel like something shake.
Speaker 3: Well, that's a chance too, to break my neck and
Speaker 3: be paralyzed.
Speaker 1: Everything's a chance.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't get to make any rules because you don't
Speaker 1: know what's happening. But yeah, they're giving them some ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. No public put downs if you're in a relationship,
Speaker 1: if you want your marriage to succeed, don't put your
Speaker 1: husband down in public, they say, ladies. The one thing
Speaker 1: man hate more than criticism is public put downs. Whether
Speaker 1: it's rolling your eyes of the fact that your husband
Speaker 1: always loses his keys or telling him that he's like
Speaker 1: your kid, these can be detrimental to a marriage. Complaining
Speaker 1: about your spouse in front of him is shaming, demeaning,
Speaker 1: and toxic to the relationship because it makes it feel
Speaker 1: like a child and not you're equal, says marriage and
Speaker 1: family therapists. That's from psychology today.
Speaker 4: You want to say anything about that I hung out
Speaker 4: with a couple while back where they just made fun
Speaker 4: of each other the whole time.
Speaker 3: It was very awkward.
Speaker 1: I think if it's I'm.
Speaker 4: Not like making fun of like complaining like oh she
Speaker 4: never does this, and we're like that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh he never does this.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I mean that can be.
Speaker 4: And it felt bad, like it just didn't feel right,
Speaker 4: like why do you guys? You guys like each other?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: My wife pulls me aside sometimes after we hang out
Speaker 2: with people and she's like.
Speaker 6: I don't think they like the way you joke with me. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I think it makes them uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Does it make her uncomfortable?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: But she is like, I know you're joking, but they
Speaker 6: I don't know if they do.
Speaker 1: Like what kind of stuff.
Speaker 6: I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: It was just like a backyard barbecue.
Speaker 6: And I was just like, what do you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm wondering, that's what I'm saying. Uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: I don't know what That's what I'm saying, Like it's
Speaker 6: just normal. There's no go to.
Speaker 1: Your wife standing right in front of you and those
Speaker 1: people around. What is it? No go to?
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. It's just.
Speaker 5: Going to eat that.
Speaker 6: And I make a joke and you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And she says, I think they think you're serious, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, maybe I won't joke in front of
Speaker 2: them anymore. I don't know, I don't remember you know
Speaker 2: what I said. But it's just conversations.
Speaker 5: Obviously, case my case, because I think your wife, if
Speaker 5: she's not bothered by it, and it's the thing between y'all.
Speaker 5: But I do see the point of the article where
Speaker 5: you said, like, men especially don't want to be called
Speaker 5: out like that in front of others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just found good behavior because my wife can
Speaker 1: cut me in eight pieces in about three seconds and
Speaker 1: by being by making everybody else laugh and I'm just
Speaker 1: like pilate on the table ready to eat, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's uh, super quick. I don't She wouldn't care if
Speaker 1: I started busting her chops because she would bust mine back.
Speaker 1: What the problem is, she'd busts mine a lot better
Speaker 1: than I bust hers. So I don't even do that
Speaker 1: because I know I'll lose the battle. Like she's cutting
Speaker 1: her mom's cutting funny and not cutting in like a
Speaker 1: mean way, but like quick. Yeah, it's like annoying, Like
Speaker 1: I'm here, I get paid, be funny, be compelling. I
Speaker 1: go home my wife, who doesn't want to even use
Speaker 1: that talent. It's funnier than I am. Sometimes that sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, let me bring a super power home. You'll
Speaker 1: be proud. Oh, you're better at me this, Oh you
Speaker 1: can fly higher than me, superman great or like I'm Superman.
Speaker 1: And I go home like, honey, I flew all over
Speaker 1: save in the world, and she's like, well, I flew
Speaker 1: faster and save two worlds. I'm like, mother, Dan got me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give it to her sometimes though I give it
Speaker 1: to her. Ope, No, not like that.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: I wanted to work for her once. Summer teenage boys
Speaker 1: so far from Home creepy song. I was a lonely
Speaker 1: little she was I was. It gets creepy. I was
Speaker 1: a lonely old woman. Hell men to make it on
Speaker 1: my own.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Selene Dean talks about singing with stiff person syndrome, which
Speaker 1: that feels bad. That feels like it would be bad
Speaker 1: and I don't never mad it, but like all of
Speaker 1: her muscles slowly just get tighter for life, and she
Speaker 1: can't move, so it feels like she's being strangled When
Speaker 1: she's singing. Selene Dion opens up about her stiff person syndrome.
Speaker 1: She had to cancel a tour just in general, she said,
Speaker 1: it feels like somebody strangling you. It's like somebody's pushing
Speaker 1: your larynx down. And yeah, man, that that sucks. Like
Speaker 1: they don't even know how to fix it, Like it's
Speaker 1: a neurological disease that they can't fix. She has broken
Speaker 1: ribs because like how intensive spasms get in early WHOA,
Speaker 1: that sucks. Sometimes you have to look at that ulf
Speaker 1: and go they didn't ask for that, They didn't do
Speaker 1: anything to get it. Thank God, that's not me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like be thankful for what like that?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like you're just sometimes the things I complain
Speaker 5: about when I see stuff like that, these some of
Speaker 5: the stuff that just starts to happen. I always wonder
Speaker 5: what when the day was that they felt like something
Speaker 5: was off that made them go to the doctor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Problem with that is and I start to go, I'm
Speaker 1: off right, But.
Speaker 5: One day you go to sleep. At some point, there's
Speaker 5: that day for people that are experiencing anything where they
Speaker 5: wake up and it's like something's not right. I don't
Speaker 5: want to think about that day, but I don't want
Speaker 5: to give it power.
Speaker 3: But it was a little different.
Speaker 4: But like my foot now, and I see people like
Speaker 4: just walking normally, I'm like, gosh.
Speaker 1: You know what, You're right. It's not broken, though it
Speaker 1: is broken. It fractured his pinky toe. It's a break.
Speaker 1: I'll show you the X ray. It's a fracture.
Speaker 5: Okay. I thought that you were also like, it's not broken.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I didn't say that at all. It's not
Speaker 1: something that you can fix anything.
Speaker 3: Bobby feels bad. It was his throat.
Speaker 1: No, it was you. It was your fault. It was
Speaker 1: your fault. I reached up to catch your throat you
Speaker 1: came down. Was overthrown? No, it was not under throw.
Speaker 1: You weren't even standing where you're sposed be standing, if
Speaker 1: you were standing on second base, if you were standing
Speaker 1: on the bag. Was it underthrown or overthrow? He didn't
Speaker 1: have a story. He goes it was underthrown, he said underthrown.
Speaker 1: Jerry would never mention that. Jerry would never find me.
Speaker 1: I broke my foot. I know what the throw was.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I don't have when I have a sore throat,
Speaker 1: I just remember the times when I didn't have a
Speaker 1: sore of throat and I looked and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: so stupid for not appreciating that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Or it's like when you have a hangover and you're like, gosh,
Speaker 4: I'll never drink again, and then you drink again.
Speaker 5: Like I didn't appreciate myself sober, Like.
Speaker 1: When your nose is stopped up and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: You're like I just never the next time my nose
Speaker 1: is stopped up, I'm just gonna think, be so thankful,
Speaker 1: And that's all I'm gonna think about is how lucky
Speaker 1: I'm I have a stopped up nose. And then he
Speaker 1: goes away and you never think about it again until
Speaker 1: stops up again, and you're like, man, even after I
Speaker 1: had that talk on myself. A New Mexico arsonist he
Speaker 1: was trying to torch his ex girlfriend's home, which is
Speaker 1: a bad deal because she and her four kids were inside,
Speaker 1: but he set himself on fire. What He's accused of
Speaker 1: pouring gasoline all over his ex's Albuquerque home and then
Speaker 1: lighting a match. A neighbor security footage shows the arsonists
Speaker 1: pouring the liquid before the flames exploded and they got
Speaker 1: on him and he's trying to jump over the fence
Speaker 1: and he's on fire. The man is engulfed in flames.
Speaker 5: Arsonists sounds like they should know what they're doing, you know.
Speaker 1: They just that because I agree did it. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's a professional artist, I know, but they should
Speaker 1: just and also are their professional arsenists are professional ones though,
Speaker 1: like there are probably people who do it, but like
Speaker 1: look him up on LinkedIn arsenist.
Speaker 3: That's the that's the writer's fault. Like an arsonist.
Speaker 1: An arsonist does feel like somebody that has had done
Speaker 1: it successfully a couple of times, Like somebody who's just
Speaker 1: idiot tries a lot as a girlfriend's house on fire,
Speaker 1: burns himself. That's the story. You shouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: be called an arsenist unless you've got a couple of
Speaker 1: successful arsens on you. No, no, no, But like he
Speaker 1: to be called in art arsenist, you need to have
Speaker 1: pulled off a couple of successful arsens without getting caught. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just in general, or if you get caught, you go
Speaker 1: out of jail. Yeah, Like what are you am for? Arson?
Speaker 3: Oh you're the arsonist? Yeah, they doing it for years.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm here. Successfully burnt it down.
Speaker 3: I have a license.
Speaker 1: I feel like a real arsenist wouldn't catch it up
Speaker 1: on fire exactly. That's like a sue Arson, a soue
Speaker 1: chef like this.
Speaker 2: See he was watching too many movies. He watching the
Speaker 2: gasoline thinking, oh, just pour it down in a light
Speaker 2: up and I'm okay.
Speaker 5: He should be like the amateur fire starter guy.
Speaker 1: One of the things Arkansas Keith taught me over and
Speaker 1: over again was about gas and fire. We just guess
Speaker 1: all the time to burn stuff, so dumb, But it
Speaker 1: was why you one when you should use it. How
Speaker 1: you should make sure that not even just the liquid,
Speaker 1: but like the fumes are on you like. So that
Speaker 1: was a big learning lesson for me and him because
Speaker 1: it would be like you can catch up on fire
Speaker 1: so easy. So when I see people like pouring stuff
Speaker 1: to start fires on like a movie, I'm like, that
Speaker 1: would never happen. They would go up there, get they
Speaker 1: get caught up in it.
Speaker 4: You ever mix it with oil, You mix it with oil,
Speaker 4: and that makes it not so explosive.
Speaker 3: That's what I do. We didn't mix anything. We just
Speaker 3: burnt just But how would you like it? Would you
Speaker 3: throw something at it?
Speaker 1: Far away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a Roman candle, that's all's cool?
Speaker 1: No Oh a Roman candle, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: One fourth of July, and you save them from like who.
Speaker 1: Saves the Romancando? You can't want you to burnet? Let's go.
Speaker 3: I have lots of fireworks that we just never popped.
Speaker 1: The best father Figure Dads, You guys will take a
Speaker 1: run at this.
Speaker 6: Best best father figure Dad.
Speaker 1: The best dad's on television. Oh, the characters best Dad's
Speaker 1: Danny Tanner, Danny Tanner, Bob Saget Dan as Danny Tanner
Speaker 1: comes in at number three. Who's Winslowl?
Speaker 6: Winslow from Family Matters?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 6: No Fresh? Prince of bel Air?
Speaker 1: Name Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil? James Avery is Philip Banks.
Speaker 1: Number seven?
Speaker 3: Who was Tim to a Man? Taylor?
Speaker 1: Tim Allen is Tim Taylor? Home Improvem Number three.
Speaker 4: Oh he's the boss, He's a good boss, Tony Tony Macelli.
Speaker 6: Well he's not the boss.
Speaker 1: I got a she's the boss, I mean, good dad.
Speaker 5: He's the housekeeper.
Speaker 6: On TV Cosby, Bill Cosby, the character. Okay, well I'm.
Speaker 5: Saying on TV that is still such It just bumms
Speaker 5: me out anytime. That's such a good show.
Speaker 6: Friday Night Lights. Coach Taylor. No, yes, he's a good dad.
Speaker 3: He was never there was coaching go ahead.
Speaker 5: He was never the modern family dad Bill.
Speaker 1: Dumpy, Andy Griffith, is Andy Taylor, John Goodman is Dan Connor.
Speaker 3: Oh was he a good dad? I never saw it show?
Speaker 6: Really I thought he was a drinker.
Speaker 1: No good dad, Dan Castell and as Homer Simpson, Jerry
Speaker 1: still Er, Frank Costanza, Tom Bosley, Howard cunning Half from
Speaker 1: Happy Days, Robert Reid, Mike Brady from Brady Bunch, Oh,
Speaker 1: Fred McMurray, Steve Douglas, my three sons.
Speaker 3: Who made this list?
Speaker 1: Older people Yes, older people go Derby dot com.
Speaker 6: They're watch any new shows.
Speaker 1: They have new shows in there. But I mean, Andy Griffith,
Speaker 1: you can't, I mean watch it.
Speaker 3: But like Frank Costanza, he wasn't a good dad.
Speaker 6: Right, he was just in the show.
Speaker 3: That's for the rest of us.
Speaker 1: There was love there. Business names rejective for being too offensive.
Speaker 1: Each year the company's house has to go through names
Speaker 1: of perspective new businesses and they can say no because
Speaker 1: the public. You can't put the wort in a business
Speaker 1: and put the sign up in public. What about that
Speaker 1: that Thai food place or f u K Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that might be a real word, like a real
Speaker 1: I don't know so, and everywhere's different. But here are
Speaker 1: some of the places they've had to say no to.
Speaker 1: The go f Yourself club. Mmm, that's like a nightclub.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, what would you do there? The
Speaker 1: Slutty Pizza Company. What if your last name was like
Speaker 1: Sluti and you can't use doggie style limited dog place.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 1: The shrowm room.
Speaker 3: That sounds normal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mind on effort?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 1: The mind? Okay, okay, got it. They wouldn't allow that
Speaker 1: one fing great portraits a camera studio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: You can't do it. You can't do the F word though.
Speaker 1: The cush, the cush puppy, the cush cush like weed cush.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't know that. What cush puppy puppy.
Speaker 1: But guys, cush cush. You know you guys are like cushballs.
Speaker 5: Guys, you have stop you stop that cushman? What's that?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you one more story. Harvard scientist say
Speaker 1: there may be an advanced civilization living inside the earth.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Do you pick this like you mean in the ocean.
Speaker 1: In a new paper? You know, the only five percent
Speaker 1: of the ocean's map, that's it, only five percent. Think
Speaker 1: about that about mapped that we even know that we've mapped.
Speaker 1: We know what's there and when and how deep. And
Speaker 1: only five percent of the ocean.
Speaker 4: We can go all the way to the trenches. You
Speaker 4: ever seen those maps where the trenches are in the
Speaker 4: middle of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, that five percent of the ocean's map.
Speaker 1: We've only been at five percent of the ocean. Think
Speaker 1: about that? What's down there? Even like crazy fishes, not
Speaker 1: just fish, but fishes because they got like two heads.
Speaker 1: Probably fishes. In a new paper from a team of
Speaker 1: researchers from Harvard, it claims that aliens can be living
Speaker 1: inside Earth. The term UFO may reflect activities of intelligent
Speaker 1: beings concealed in stealth here on Earth, or even walking
Speaker 1: amongst us. The researchers admit it's an exotic hypothesis, but
Speaker 1: they say that it definitely could be a place where
Speaker 1: there are people living that we don't know, people not
Speaker 1: organic just like us. And before you here we go again.
Speaker 1: These are people that have an extreme amount of education
Speaker 1: in an area that you are not educated. Yet you
Speaker 1: still go, there's no way they.
Speaker 3: Can be right, why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1: Let me ask as you started went here we go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 5: If we're looking at the universe and out or space
Speaker 5: and people coming in to our atmosphere. But if they
Speaker 5: are in the earth, does that make them aliens.
Speaker 1: Because they're here aliens?
Speaker 5: But they're here, but we heard.
Speaker 1: People and they don't anymore but illegal aliens. If you're
Speaker 1: somewhere that they're you're not quote supposed to be, you know.
Speaker 5: I get that.
Speaker 1: That's why that's what the alien term comes from, more
Speaker 1: so than like a distance away or space.
Speaker 5: Just let them go, amy, No, I mean I get it.
Speaker 5: I just was starting to think, like, what if they
Speaker 5: were here first? Definitely and it's like they're like, we're
Speaker 5: not aliens?
Speaker 3: And what if they say definitely could be?
Speaker 1: Can you say that it definitely could be? Honest? Yeah,
Speaker 1: to get to there, definitely could could.
Speaker 5: Sometimes too, you know, in case MVR calls. Definitely maybe not,
Speaker 5: but I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Technical Sergeant Daniel Beeston. That's it. Thank you guys, and
Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow. Add your hair looks great.
Speaker 3: Thanks man. I cannot wait to drive down the road
Speaker 3: that my hair.
Speaker 1: I hope it will. Go buy a convertible today, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm in a jeep. I know, go buy a convertible.
Speaker 1: They just fine, who cares? Just want to have to
Speaker 1: experience you want to tell them, hey, I want to
Speaker 1: buy something from my hair. All right, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow.
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