1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: The breakfast club. Bitches, you can call me the donkey 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: of the day, but like I mean, no harm donky 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: today for Wednesday, sept Timber twenty first goes all you 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: digital d heads who are doing the latest TikTok challenge, 5 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: and that challenge is cooking chicken and night quills. Sometimes 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes I think to myself, Jesus really did have 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,240 Speaker 1: every intention of coming back. But this was before social media, 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: all right. The first greatest trick the Devil ever played 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: was convincing the world he didn't exist. But the second 10 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 1: greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world 11 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 1: to follow and play with him every day on social media. 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: Let's go to CBS nine for the report police a 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: new social media challenge is encouraging young people to marinate 14 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: their chicken and night quill and other call products. So 15 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: here you go. If the FDA has to remind us 16 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 1: that it's not a good idea, and this one is 17 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,559 Speaker 1: dangerous even if you don't even eat the chicken. That's 18 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: because the FDA says boiling medication can change his properties, 19 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: making it more concentrated, so just breathing it alone can 20 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: let high levels of the drug into your body, damaging 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 1: your lungs. I know Jesus questions why he died for 22 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:13,279 Speaker 1: y'all often. I know, I just know he does white people, 23 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 1: white people, white people. I apologize for all the times 24 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: we've clowned you off for not being able to season 25 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: your food. I take back every unseasoned chicken joke. If 26 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: this is what the trauma of not being able to 27 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: taste your food has led to, I sincerely apologize, all right. 28 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: The fact that the FDA, the whole FDA, FDA, the 29 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: Food and Drug Administration, has to warn humans humans not 30 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 1: to cook their food with ni quill is mind bodling. 31 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: Why would you want your chicken to relieve common cold 32 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: and flu symptoms? And even if it wasn't niquil, niquill 33 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: don't have no good flavors for marinating sauce for nil, 34 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: cherry swirl on chicken, cherry on chicken, and damn sure 35 00:01:55,720 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: not that original flavor. Listen, man, when you say come 36 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: to peer pressure, nobody is actually pressuring you to do anything. 37 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: You just want to be accepted. It is what it is. 38 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: Nobody actually makes you do anything. You make the choice 39 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: to do things because you're a seeking validation from whoever 40 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: is asking you to do something, which is why I 41 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: don't understand for the life from me, while y'all seek 42 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: viral validation from a bunch of digital d heads on 43 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: social media, you don't even know. Okay, Remember when adults 44 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: in our life used to say, so, what if everybody 45 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: jumps off a bridge, You're gonna do it too? Well? 46 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: In this social media era, yes, people will, especially if 47 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: it's a TikTok challenge. It's okay challenges like this only 48 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: talk it to youth because young ands are the only 49 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: ones who are easily influenced by challenges like this. I 50 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: would hope so. And the FDA is wanting that someone 51 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: could take a dangerously high amount of the cough and 52 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: cold medicine without even realizing it might hurt you lungs 53 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: because the medications vapors while cooking could cause high levels 54 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: of the drugs to enter your body. People, I promise 55 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 1: you man, the Internet is not sustainable. It is a 56 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: phenomenal advancement in technology. Absolutely, it is okay causing humans 57 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: brains to advance abster damn though. Okay. I read a 58 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: quote once and the quote was the difference between technology 59 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: and slavery is that slaves are fully aware that they 60 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: are not free. We have no idea that we are 61 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 1: prisoners to the algorithm. We really think were in control. 62 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: But look no further than the night Quille Chicken Challenge 63 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: to know that we are indeed not. Please give everybody 64 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: participating in the night Quille Chicken Challenge the sweet sounds 65 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: of the Hamletones. You are dogkey Oh the day, Yeah 66 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: the dog oh the day yeah hard Oh. I forgot. 67 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: We actually got audio from the actual TikTok. Let's hear 68 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 1: the talk tick. A wife got sick last night, so 69 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: I'm cooking up some ni quote chicken. I've done this 70 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: in the past, and usually I use about you know, 71 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: four thirds of the bottom. And if it's your first 72 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: time doing this, you can get away with using about 73 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: a fifth season that knockle in there just at the 74 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: right temperature. I don't want to let it sit there 75 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: and sizzle for about you know, five to thirty minutes. 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: Make sure you're constantly flipping over the chicken. You don't 77 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: want to give one side more attention than the other. 78 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 1: Sometimes the steam really makes you sleepy. If you're looking forward, 79 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,599 Speaker 1: is that blue color right there? All right? And you 80 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: can go ahead and turn it off. Oh yeah, that's 81 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: steam baby used right back into the knock boom, knock 82 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: chicken bone Apple team and like breaking back, it sounds disgusting. 83 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: Why not just give your wife the night quill after 84 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: you cook for her? If she's not feeling well, the 85 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: comfort of you cooking for your wife will make her 86 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: feel better. And then why not give her the night 87 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: quill before? Bad? Who told you to combine the two? Also, 88 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: I need to give myself donkey to day because is 89 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,159 Speaker 1: this a real challenge or is this just one digital 90 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 1: d head on social media attempting to get attention and 91 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: he got it because I didn't see a bunch of 92 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: videos of it. I just think it's wanted it out. Look, 93 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: could you do d head? I only see him one 94 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: and then he poured the night quel back into the 95 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: bottle like how how our parents used to save the 96 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 1: grease back in the day? Like, h disgusting? Bro. All right, well, 97 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: thank you for that. Donkey today, sir. I wouldn't say 98 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 1: God bless him, but really, God bless us all because 99 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: it's all downhill from here people. Donkey Today is brought 100 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,799 Speaker 1: to you by the law Office of Michael S. Lamming saft, 101 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 1: don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on your 102 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: cell and say the bull. If you've been hurting a 103 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 1: construction accident, that's pound two five old from your cell 104 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,799 Speaker 1: and say the bull.