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Speaker 1: My husband is currently on a vacation with his mistress

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Speaker 1: and I'm confronting them Part one.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Sophia, So the wife caught her husband

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Speaker 2: cheating because of an Amazon screenshot and now she's about

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Speaker 2: to ambush him and his mistress mid vacation.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Dakota.

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Speaker 1: It's vacate the vacation week on the Okay Storytime podcast.

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Speaker 3: So we'll find out soon.

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Speaker 1: This author writes, I accidentally found out my husband is

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Speaker 1: using work trips as an excuse to sleep with his

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Speaker 1: also married coworker. He's at a spa resort right now

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Speaker 1: with couples massages, Monogram bathroobes, and lingerie he paid her

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Speaker 1: for on Venmo. He's currently in the air. My group

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Speaker 1: text goes out this evening, stay tuned, but.

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Speaker 2: First a quick two minute break for the sponsors keeping

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Speaker 2: this show afloat. I accidentally found out last month that

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Speaker 2: my husband is using work trips as an excuse to

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Speaker 2: sleep with his also married co worker who lives across

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Speaker 2: the country.

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Speaker 3: They're working.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Work, work, work, work, work, work. When I say accidentally,

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Speaker 2: he sent me a screenshot of Amazon purchase for our

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Speaker 2: children and at the bottom of the photo is a

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Speaker 2: delivery to this woman.

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Speaker 3: Dum, you're so stupid.

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Speaker 2: Man didn't even have a burner Amazon account. Fool, not

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Speaker 2: that I have one of those. So yes, the worried

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Speaker 2: wife in me checks his search history and email. It's

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Speaker 2: all right there. And by the way, the story comes

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Speaker 2: from hell. Hath no fury. And if you want to

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Speaker 2: submit your own stories, go to the r slash Owa

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Speaker 2: story time subreddit. I'm Dakota, I'm Sophia, I'm Keon, and

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Speaker 2: we are here to read this story. And we are

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Speaker 2: gonna have odd thoughts about the story. We're gonna say

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Speaker 2: them out loud. And when you have your thoughts, you

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Speaker 2: get to write them and in the comments and we

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Speaker 2: can read them. Hmmm, and Op says, I am learning

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Speaker 2: his November trip was actually a romantic getaway, but this

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Speaker 2: current one is a luxurious spa resort, complete with couples massages,

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Speaker 2: couples cooking classes, and monogrammed bathrobes from Etsy.

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Speaker 3: Not the on a grand bathrobes from that seat.

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Speaker 2: She's just the monogram on hers is ap for a

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Speaker 2: fair partner.

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Speaker 1: She's like, wait, sorry, could I get my actual name?

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Speaker 1: He's like no, sorry, They don't do that.

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Speaker 4: No, sorry, it's the rules.

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Speaker 1: It's the rules.

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Speaker 2: He mailed her a box of gifts a few days

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Speaker 2: and is even planning a January trip to Vegas.

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Speaker 4: This guy's not even trying to hide it at this week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, oh no, you found.

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Speaker 2: Out full blown?

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Speaker 4: What am I gonna do? Not do this? It's I

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Speaker 4: got the stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, my January trip to Vegas?

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Speaker 2: Babe, You don't understand. These trips are work trips. I

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Speaker 2: am working on our marriage. I am working on imploding it,

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Speaker 2: on destroying it.

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Speaker 1: You are you're telling me you want to continue in

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Speaker 1: the marriage.

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Speaker 3: That's what I thought.

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Speaker 2: I am furious and fast learning all of this, but

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Speaker 2: I am keeping my composure, my plan. He leaves this

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Speaker 2: morning for his work trip, but before he leaves, I

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Speaker 2: gather all evidence of his affair. I spent four weeks

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Speaker 2: collecting emails, credit card statements, reservations, and confirmations. I wrote

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Speaker 2: him a ten page letter, put it in an envelope,

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Speaker 2: and taped it inside the lining of his suitcase.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what are everyone's bets that he actually looks that

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Speaker 1: in depth? Into his suitcase.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who opens up the lining.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think he's gonna find that.

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Speaker 4: He would He's gonna see it in my trash.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, a piece of paper in your spird.

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Speaker 2: I plan on sending a group text to him and

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Speaker 2: his mistress right after check in, telling them to enjoy

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Speaker 2: their trip. I will also inform them that a letter

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Speaker 2: is in his suitcase and that I want a divorce.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so we have a backup plan. If they

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Speaker 1: don't find the letter, then you tell them that there

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Speaker 2: The plan is to tell them the letter exists.

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Speaker 3: Perfect I like it.

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Speaker 2: I wrote a special little section jest for her, and

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Speaker 2: be emailing her the letter as well.

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Speaker 1: Just in case there's any possible way that they don't

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Speaker 1: there is a letter, and in case they don't read

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Speaker 1: that letter, I will also email them the letter. And

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Speaker 1: if they don't see that email, I will be sending

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Speaker 1: a pigeon oh pee, what.

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Speaker 4: Year are we in?

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Speaker 2: The year of now?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because also they're gonna read that letter and be

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Speaker 5: like reading still get a cheat on her not reading

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe it'll like ruin the affair, you know, like, well,

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Speaker 2: now that we're not, it's not funny now that you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta dip out.

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Speaker 1: Of a year.

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Speaker 4: The other one's cheating too, they're both yeah, yeah, so.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying what he's saying.

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Speaker 2: Keon, No, it was confusing, thanks, I felt it. He

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Speaker 2: is currently up in the air George Klooner. My group

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Speaker 2: text goes out this evening, stay tuned. Is flight landed

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Speaker 2: and hour and a half ago. He told me he

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Speaker 2: would text when he landed and has yet to do so.

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Speaker 2: I have texted him twice, delivered but not read. I

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Speaker 2: checked our phone records and he texted both me and

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Speaker 2: from his final destination airport to his hotel. She must

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Speaker 2: have picked him up. She lives in the state he's visiting,

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Speaker 2: so he flew along. I will be sending a group

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Speaker 2: text to both him and his mistress in two hours,

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Speaker 2: as that will be four pm their time, and check in.

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Speaker 2: My texts are going through green, which puts a monkey

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Speaker 2: wrench in my plan for a group text.

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Speaker 3: This is so funny. This is so funny.

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Speaker 4: She's like, dang, they blocked me.

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Speaker 3: How are they going to see the letter?

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Speaker 2: No, honestly, the best I know you wanted me to

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Speaker 2: read this and this whole thing, But just know that

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Speaker 2: and talk to a lawyer to know what you need

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Speaker 2: to do in terms of like wherever, like the house, Like,

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Speaker 1: I've got to admit, Op, the letter is maybe the

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Speaker 1: least important thing for you to be doing right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Op's he's like the letter though, the letter.

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Speaker 2: I Yeah, I think Ope's stuck on the letter because

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Speaker 2: she's like, it's gonna get him. He's already cheating on you,

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Speaker 2: She's already cheating on her husband, and it's gonna get

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Speaker 4: He guess where they're going.

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Speaker 5: They're gotta be going to a spot and being like, oh,

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Speaker 5: we got got caught, all right?

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Speaker 2: What's the letter?

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Speaker 1: After day?

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Speaker 3: Cookie Master?

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Speaker 2: I see for cheating my best friend has come to

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Speaker 2: the house to help me through this. It seems my

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Speaker 2: texts are going through green, but when my friend tries

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Speaker 2: it goes blue and delivers. He has blocked me. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: probably from the letter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I probably saw that letter, which is what you wanted.

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Speaker 4: He said.

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Speaker 5: If I don't receive her text messages, then maybe she

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Speaker 5: never found out.

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Speaker 3: She'll never know.

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Speaker 2: Legally she can't divorce me. If I've already nice your honor,

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Speaker 2: she was blocked, I rest my case. I guess that

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Speaker 2: helps with his guilt. The plan is now to call

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Speaker 2: the hotel. I will wait a few minutes after check

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Speaker 4: Are you gonna fax them the freaking letter?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 3: Ope?

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Speaker 2: Girl?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: And this is a very long story told in a

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Speaker 2: few parts. A lot of this is like updates or edits,

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Speaker 2: and it's this whole story is told as one continuous experience.

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Speaker 3: We're experiencing it.

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Speaker 2: Ohp, he continues, Like most of you predicted, he does

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that one's out a left field. Yeah, I mean the.

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Speaker 5: Guy who's been cheating on you all this time, spending

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Speaker 3: Went all right, Yeah, I saw that one coming.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, she might send me another letter that's gonna

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Speaker 3: She's gonna get me this time.

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Speaker 2: He had zero answers for my questions. And that is

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Speaker 2: the most hurtful part. He didn't study for it, Girly pop,

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Speaker 2: closure is gonna come from within.

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Speaker 4: Yep, he didn't study for this test.

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Speaker 2: Ope, every question I asked, he had no response because

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Speaker 1: And that's when we take all of our emotional support

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Speaker 1: and all of our money and we go to Cabbo

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Speaker 1: and we go on vacation, and we stop thinking about

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Speaker 2: We go to Bermuda, Tobahama. I'm a pretty mama key

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Speaker 2: Largo montego baby, I'll go just me though.

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Speaker 4: What about Kocomo.

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Speaker 3: Don't do cucko MoU anywhere we'll do.

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Speaker 2: I'm making sure that he will not emotionally or financially

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Speaker 2: destroy me because I have secured support from family and friends.

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Speaker 2: And if you're new here, there are multiple parts to

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Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app or Apple podcasts. And let's get back

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Speaker 2: to the story I called his hotel room. I talked

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Speaker 2: to his mistress and finally lost my crap. He ended

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Speaker 2: up calling me a few minutes later and had zero empathy.

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Speaker 2: He said a divorce is in order and fought me

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Speaker 2: on nothing.

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Speaker 3: But he's like, you're cheating on me, And he's like yeah.

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Speaker 1: He's like, you tried to throw in our lives, like yeah, you.

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Speaker 3: Made a stake. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I want a divorce us like yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: that's that's fair. I think that works for all parties involved.

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Speaker 2: M I expected him to be sad. He is not.

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Speaker 2: But that's okay. I am packing up his things and

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Speaker 2: some great friends are helping me put everything in the garage.

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Speaker 4: Now that'll show him you packed his stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh the stem in the garage. You don't have to

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Speaker 3: do any work when.

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Speaker 1: You get made it easier for him from your RESTful

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Speaker 1: vacation with your fair partner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll teach him. I woke up this morning broken.

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Speaker 2: My house is in shambles as I went on a rampage,

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Speaker 2: ripping photos off the wall, throwing his things in piles,

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Speaker 2: and breaking random objects in anger. After a night's sleep,

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Speaker 3: Who is the man behind the curtain?

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Speaker 2: Because everything was a lie. The only thing he cared

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Speaker 2: I personally feel his lack of remorse is because he

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Speaker 3: No, I just just think he has remorse.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't care, he doesn't care. He's like, I've got

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Speaker 2: We're gonna divorce, and I'm gonna be doing the exact

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Speaker 2: same thing I've been doing, which is ignoring you and

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I think he sent that Amazon order on purpose.

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Speaker 1: I think at a certain point he was like, I

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Speaker 1: really don't care if she finds out I want a

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Speaker 1: divorce her. Let her do it for me, and she

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's the thing where like you're shouting at him and

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Speaker 5: doing anything you can to get it back at him,

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Speaker 3: This is what's the SNL character, Chad? Is it Chad?

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Speaker 3: Where he's like, oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah yeah Chad, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oha, Safety, I'm divorcing your Chad.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, don't.

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Speaker 3: You love me? Didn't you even care about this relationship?

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Speaker 2: Ah?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what your husband is doing.

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Speaker 4: And you're feeding into it.

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Speaker 2: If I had confronted him at home, this would not

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Speaker 2: I learned she's recently separated. I called my mom. That

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Speaker 2: was hard. It's hard to admit that I made a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you're gonna do it live reading of your letter.

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Speaker 1: I've called you all here today to read an excipt

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm kind of surprised you weren't like And the

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Speaker 2: light on and I say, you're back er. Oh, you're

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Speaker 3: We're gonna read it again, Chapter.

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Speaker 4: One, The ten things I hate about you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: The doors are locked. Everything he owns is in the garage.

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Speaker 2: Something I should have mentioned earlier. The house is in

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Speaker 2: my name only. Yes, he had no credit when we

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Speaker 2: I think he realizes now that it could all come

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Speaker 3: He's like, we I forgot that. It wasn't just my

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Speaker 1: I actually have a lot of money that I needed

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I've got a car. Hmm, shoot, no house,

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Speaker 2: no credit. I don't want a messy divorce. I'm willing

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