WEBVTT - Reedo Brown 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:12.840 Calgary Audio. What's up with us, guys? Welcome to another 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:16.680 episode Mothersucker Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm here 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:20.200 with Chinese best friend. How you doing? Hey? Yeah? And 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.959 Mike are you doing? Mike? I'm doing good. Man. You 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:25.119 know what, I'm gonna be going back to Ghana, so 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:27.880 we'll be doing from here very soon. Gonna be doing 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.080 it from Ghana. I'm just still gonna call you and 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.320 we're just gonna do it together. When are you leaving? 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:35.120 Michael Blocks and I never heard you you were going again. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:37.600 I have to make it. I have to let you 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.159 know my every move that you can't let Americans know 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:43.120 what you're doing. Man, what are you doing over there 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:46.120 building a university? You know, I'm not. The school is 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:50.120 not finish yet. I got it, baby steps. Oh that's 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:55.440 good though, that's a good deed. You're doing them kids 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:59.640 in the streets of a nice school. Yes. Man, you 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.120 know what I'm want to do too. I want to 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.640 I want to have some kind of sports in my 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.319 school man. Yeah, that's a great idea because that's a 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.720 lot of athletes. Yeah. I want to guess some you know, 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:13.720 get some future Olympics olympians. Yeah, future Olympians. I mean 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:17.040 we're good at like they played the good soccer players. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.320 I mean every African run. Do you guys have a 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:23.560 soccer team and ga yes, Chinese best round. Stupid question 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:27.000 I was. I haven't watched any soccer game at all. Yeah, 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:28.960 they have a good they have pretty decent. They made 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:33.000 decent the past few, you know, the World Cups. I 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:36.240 mean I'm still disappointed from one from like many years ago, 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.120 when they lost to You would go out on like 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.080 it wasn't it wasn't one in South Africa. In fact, 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.440 Mandatta was alive then and he was so he was 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.280 so pissed about that loss because I was the only 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.880 African team left. They made it all the way through 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:54.400 the finals. They made to the quarterfinals. They lost better 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.040 this ship that it was a game they should have won. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.360 So I'm still mad about that game. It was a game, 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:02.680 A team games. The team has say called you rogue, 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:09.200 you am I saying Uruguay they wore light blew to 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.280 in South America. That's all I remember. That was a 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.800 nightmare for me. Well he was there nineteen nineties, No, 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:20.960 motherfucker was like two thousand and um something like, Yeah, 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:25.560 it could have been either two thousand and four, two 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:30.760 thousand four or eight. Wow. That that game for the 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.919 rest of your life, because you still remember the one 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.119 of the years. I don't remember, but yeah we took 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:39.600 a You remember that year the day they lost, But 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.520 you don't remember what year and date you were born? 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.440 No African, the win you were born? Okay, nobody was 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.760 there the right ship that I wasn't born in hospital. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.760 There was no record of nothing. Okay, when I when 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.280 I got when I was born at first, what do 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:59.400 you saw for as a nurse? Right, I saw a goat? Well, 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:05.519 you're born, mad, Mad? I born at home. My mother 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.680 had me home in the backyard, not in the backyard 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:12.600 somewhere they were midwives. Some some neighbors yanked me out 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:17.400 of my mom's vagina. Again, Wow, well, we're glad that 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:20.600 you made it a life. Yes, she pulled me out 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:23.920 and was a labor long I was. I would think. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.600 I think I was pulled out by my dick. That's 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:29.880 probably why, so like stretched out a little more than normal. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:31.600 I think that my dick came out first. What you 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.760 came up when you was born? Where came out first? Uh? 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.040 My big head. They had the suction at. Yeah, my 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.360 dick came out first. You had to grab a plunger 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:44.240 from the toilet suction at. I believe you, Yeah, because 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:48.000 I got a big hit. Yeah, my dick came out first. 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:53.560 Did they circumcise you right there when you're born? Well, 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:55.560 my dick was so big. This circumcised me wise and 0:03:55.640 --> 0:04:00.920 my mother's vagina. They had a give him to pi 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.040 my mother up, cut my dick off, and then it 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.880 so her backup and me out her pussy. Well, that 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.120 must be the happiest day of her life. Finally you're 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.600 out of her. She was happy my dick was out. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.440 She said, you really kept the rest of my body 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:16.719 in there and let my dick in. Uh a little. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.320 My dick came out. She was free. Once my dick 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.160 came out, she thought she was done giving labor to 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:22.800 me and say, I don't know. He still has a 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:26.000 head and the leg you know. Um, she said, what 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:29.560 the biggest part is out? So Well, you're one of 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:34.320 your mother's favorite building her at school in Ghana. Yeah, 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:38.200 I'm my favorite man, and you are your mother's favorite, 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:42.000 are you? It's very hard, Mike, just eight of us. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.880 It was eight of us too. She only likes the 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.800 the gay brother. Oh yeah, gay brother. But he's probably 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:52.360 nice and sweet. Ye. She likes me too, Yeah yeah, 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.640 but I mean what do you do for her besides like, 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.400 do you borrow money from your mother to get you? 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:57.960 When I used to have a lot of money and 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.839 take care of her and then when became broke, she 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.760 takes no, she didn't think of me. I still give 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:08.880 her some here and there. That's nice, man. Yeah, your 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.160 mother loves you, bless you. You know that was a cough. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:17.960 I hope I didn't get that. That new Delta Delta Airlines? 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.679 What what is that? Is the news? The new strand 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:24.040 of Corona? Who was caring that? Corona today? United States? 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:28.600 They're the airlines where you always fly American Airlines. Delta 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.200 is the one is Why is it called Delta strain? 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:36.839 I wonder why they who names them? I mean obviously airlines. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.400 I guess what airlines they hate? They just name it 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.600 after that, Like I bet softwores is next if they 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.520 want them to go down? Huh? Yeah, do you have 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:50.520 any hope because spirit, you know, after they called Corona 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:55.800 Corona beer went down, Yeah, went down on value. Nobody 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.120 want to drink Corona anymore. I never thought about that. 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.719 I bet you the guy the name that one works 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:08.000 for Budweiser. Right, even the Mexicans don't even want to 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.600 drink corona anymore. But it's that whole new Strand is 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:14.400 in five states or something like that. It is, uh. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.240 I don't know, Mike. I haven't watched the news lately. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.360 I've been hanging out with you too much, and I 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.360 need to, like, we have to stay away from that one. 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.520 I don't you know, but we gotta be shut down again. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.720 You thinking she didn't shut up. They just opened us. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.640 Our life's finally good. Yeah, man, we felt good. I 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.760 went to Vegas, that body turning up, no mask, you know, 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:41.040 hooker's a back selling pussy was very nice. Slot machines 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:45.440 and black jack. No more glass, the more glass between 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.039 funny looking dialer. Now you could just curs, could high 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:51.400 five him. Now you can have five to dealer. You could, 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:53.240 um you go to a concert. I went to the 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.599 dep Chappelle and oh, how was that Joe Rogan and 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.120 the other guy for guys say that out there that 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:01.840 it's funny. Yeah, you forgot that one the other day too, 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:05.000 when you told me about Yeah, but it was fifteen people, 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:10.480 probably about eight people have masks on. Wow, and they're 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.360 the workers. What actually like a lot of fat men 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:19.520 that just afraid that they have underline overweight disease. You man, 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.880 they were probably just fat man, just crazy guys with 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:28.920 high blood pressure, low brood pressure, diabetes, minor stroke everything. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:33.240 They just they don't need nothing. They want fever and 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:36.240 then my food is going so they have to protect themselves. Yeah. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:40.560 That's some scary ship though, Mike. Another virus coming, I 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.640 don't know. Oh my god, I'm not ready for this. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.880 That's why I'm going to the Africa. Do they need 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:48.280 to test you again when you go to the airport 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.080 or you have to get tested three days before three 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:56.760 days or less before you um, before you travel? Well, 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.120 what else is in the news, Mike, it's about picks? Um? Oh, 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.600 people people are still people are still mad at Bill Cosby. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.720 Is um. The one guy's pissed um was the guy 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:12.960 kick Cutty. Kick Cutty yeah, kick Cutty said people cheering 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:17.080 for Bill Cosby being released idiots. I think that the 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:20.120 same Niuay that wore a flooria dressed sun dress and 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:24.080 a spaghetti straps on National Tvfore attention, I'm just curious. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.040 It's the same. It's the same one, okay on nest 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:31.720 Niga News eight Nevada Miss America. So Miss Nevada. Yeah, 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.760 was a trans man who wants Miss Nevada? Yes, what 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:42.280 nobody knew about it? Motherfucker. He wants congratulations. Congratulations either 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.440 he was a very beautiful man or a very handsome 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:51.760 woman or just official challenge, motherfucker. But congratulation, gratulations. Yeah, 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.720 I can't believe that a whole man want Miss Nevada. 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.480 The very world has changed. Gorgeous man. I'm sure he's 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:05.240 probably just probably looked better than our women out of 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:10.160 this transgender's uh, very women, Yeah, because beautiful. I mean, 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:16.559 they got a lot of very experienced plastic surgery surgeon 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:20.160 out here. Now, Mike, you know, I'm still so the 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:23.000 Shakira Richards and grab we already know that. You know, 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:26.800 she's suspended from the Olympics, right. Oh yeah, I was 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.840 sad about that. But look, she she smoked wheat and 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:33.120 she still was fast. Imagine if she smoked crack. She 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:37.000 she brought into the Kentucky Derby and chased rung with 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.240 them horses. Yeah, yeah, that was the reason. I think 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.800 like that they disqualified her because she was Yeah, she 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:46.880 was smoking high and running fast. If you imagine if 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:52.480 the judges were like should imagine if she's sober, right, 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:56.000 seriously chunning? What the fucking punching on it? There's no 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.920 punch line makers, tell your story. I'm sorry, Oh pick 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.280 puff puff daddy, um, he said, growing up, one day 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.120 he woke up he had fifteen roaches on his face, 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.760 and he refused to live like that again. Where the 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.079 fun did you grow up? Where the roaches were that respectful? 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.800 When I grew up when I saw when you turn 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:18.120 lights on roach's rain. But you know what, I understand 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.080 what he's saying, because I grew up with fifteen fliers 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:21.800 on my face and I refused to live like that 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.680 as well. The marth of the story is niga that 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.400 grow up with bugs on their face become successful. So 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.320 put some roaches in your face, put some flies in 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:38.760 your face, and live with mices and rets. Hey McGregor, McGregor, 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.760 that nigga got twenty million dollars to get his as 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.959 beat again. This nig I was getting as be so 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.559 bad he broke his own ankle to get out to 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:54.960 fight Connor McGregor. Con artist McGregor has pulled off another 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:59.480 bank robbery. Thank you for robbing us, Well, that's a 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:04.000 lot of money. Blackpool feeling that the Olympics are hating 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.200 on black people. Blackpool when he pissed right now? So 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.840 the Olympics said she carry can run because she smoked 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:14.720 with marijuana. Swim caps for African American hair have been banned. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:19.520 They cannot wear swim cap? Why yes, swim cap? Man? 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:24.200 The Black Lives Matter apparel had also been banned. What 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:27.960 do people realize that all people of color decided to 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:32.280 protest the Olympics, How it would look. Lithuanian would probably 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:35.280 win gold medal in man basketball. White people are going 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:39.720 to be breaking records for wrong reasons. Okay, the slowest 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.840 neat in the history of the one hundred yard dash 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:47.280 Ireland would probably win. The relay raised and the lightning 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:52.079 up the torch is probably gonna look like you know what, Mike, 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:57.920 you're actually right. Imagine that you have you have no 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:02.480 sports in you man? Can you run? Can you? And 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:09.880 used to play basketball years ago, but now I can't 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.440 barely dribble. I know somebody that's shorter than you. My 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:17.040 guest today, motherfucker. He definitely built like a capital. Q 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:25.120 Um another Zealist celebrity, UH up and coming comedians social 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:28.600 media influences. He's one of my favorite places to perform. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.560 I love going to Boston. Boston people just you know, 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.960 it's so real. You know, I like Boston so much. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:37.560 It's like everybody that's African from Boston is from kpe Verdi. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:42.280 For some reason, everybody stated from kate Verdi did from Boston. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:46.040 Boston must have his own part of Africa called kape Verdi. 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:50.360 And then um, a lot of Haitians in in Cape 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.320 in on Boston also say, should I tell that all 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.840 the Haitians in Boston? I got my nigue on the 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.360 show tonight, Let's welcome my guests to the show. Yeah, 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.880 welcome to the show. Read up Brown, while you have Brown? 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.920 What's good dog? Never see man? Welcome to the Z 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:12.960 List Celebrity Podcast. All my guests are either they are 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:16.720 between Q and Z. You are probably a Z list, 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.360 but you definitely definitely on the way to Q. I 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.880 appreciate that. That's cool. Man, been busy man. You know 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:26.079 the world's open back up, so that's good. But the 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:28.880 opening back up and then they're trying to threaten us. 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.800 The money might be shutting down again. Do you believe 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:33.560 they're gonna shot down again or not? Yeah? Absolutely, because 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.520 we don't like humans don't know what the funk they're doing, 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.880 you know what I mean? Like I feel like the 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.600 problem was when COVID happened, a lot of Niggers thought 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.280 they was gonna die, you know what I mean. So 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:46.880 they're out here doing stupid shit ly still were Like 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:52.200 the most endangered ones are the blacks, that's what really 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:54.960 why because we're out too much or some ship No, 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:58.199 because I guess it attacks it more or something or 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:02.120 more death. We're black well up blackpool. We have you know, 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:06.000 I think we got it like the most hyper oppressure beat. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:10.520 You know. I think I think we have a um. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.480 We eat too much fucking sweets and greasy food. That's 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.160 probably where too much. That's probably where we are probably 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:20.800 the less healthier people. That's it. Good nigga. Did you 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.880 get COVID this year's sir? Yeah, but I had it 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.600 before we knew what COVID was. Oh ship, you're the 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.440 one that started there. I got it from y'all, nigger. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:32.280 I got that ship from China. No, but I got 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:36.120 it in November before we knew what it was. You're 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:39.360 just sick for I mean, I've had the flu before, 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.160 so when I got sick, I'm thinking it's the flu. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:43.840 I'm like, oh, this is a flu. I'm gonna beat it. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.000 But that ship was beating my ass to the point. 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:49.280 If I knew what COVID was, I would have probably 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.200 been walking around the house the whole time, crying like, yeah, 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:54.040 I'm about to die. Did you give to anybody? Now? 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.960 I stayed in the house. You know when I get 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.800 when I get sick, I stayed in the house. But 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.280 it was it was sick to the point where I 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.560 would I would shiver for no reason. I would be 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.160 so yet pussy because you know, I mean sure he 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:07.880 was taking care of me. We didn't funk. I was like, 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.040 I don't want to. If I sweat enough, I'm a 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.760 die in this motherfuckerd was that bad man? Did? Yeah? 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.520 I got it. I got something. You got pussy during COVID. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:18.880 So you spread it the ship? You No, I funk 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:23.000 with a mask on. Oh that's he was about to die, 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:26.600 he said, or less if it isn't a comp oh ship, 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:30.040 get a COVID, baby, you have a COVID. Baby doesn't 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.360 keep COVID or does it? Like what happens? You just 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:40.400 look like Chinese with my girl's agents and baby. Yeah yeah, 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.840 Then where do you think you gotta serve from us? 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.400 I think probably on the airplane. I was traveling heavy 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:52.000 around that time. You were traveling delt the lens A 0:15:52.000 --> 0:16:00.640 American Americans, Yeah, American American and something specious. Indeed, they 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.800 gotta cash. They have a song, has a song to 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.720 the haven't played that a long time. The song is 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:11.440 what doctors like? We love to fly and the shows before. 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:13.960 I've never heard that ship. He used to work for 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.080 all the airlines in the world for that, and I 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.320 just knew the airline song. I did work for the airline, Mike, 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:22.240 what's the British airline song? I don't come on, Mike, 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.720 you're the employee of the year. I heard. No, I've 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:31.280 emerged to come to the Mexico. What's you're making? Tell me? 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:36.200 I need you making airlines? Um, yeah, I forgot it, Jack. 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:37.880 I think it better with you making. And I've been 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.160 out of business for a long time, I think, Mike, 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.680 did they ever did your boss ever say hey, Mike, 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.240 you should be the one speaking before we fly. The 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:49.400 softwarees is the only one that put comedians on the planet, 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:51.200 and they'd be having their flight attendant was going to 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.560 you're gonna software. They start trying to tell Joe, trying 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:57.880 to roast this ship's sit you sucking um. They try 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:04.560 to look. I think all the all the comedians that 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:10.200 never made it work for something that's funny. So what's 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:12.400 going on in Boston? Man? You guys are open? Right? Yeah, 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.080 Boston opened up. I haven't been there since it opened 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.840 up yet though. That's one of the places I don't 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:21.000 want to go yet, Boston. I mean, there's there's a 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:24.040 couple of places, like I'm not going to Florida because 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.000 it's been it's been wet, it's been open throughout the 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.719 whole COVID, you know what I mean. Like Florida's been 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.800 opened throughout the whole COVID. And with Boston, I got 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:33.879 too much family there, so I would hate to go 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:35.720 there and bring it because I'm only going to be 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.960 around family, you know what I mean. So that was 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:40.879 why already you think you're gonna catch all my family? 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:45.800 Old I'm like the youngest niggah. How was your mother 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:49.120 my mother? My mother right now. She's twenty years old 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:52.159 of me, so she's forty seven. But my grandmother is 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.919 still alive. Seven. How old are your snifty seven? My 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.720 mom's fifty seven, you know, that's still all her. But 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.400 my grandmother is still alive, her sisters, her aunts, and 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.679 they're all in the same area. So I'm like, I 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:07.359 think one of my aunts caught it and she was 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:09.159 really sick, but she got better. But after that, I 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:10.800 was just like, yeah, I gotta stay away from y'all. 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.800 Y'all got diabetes. I have a hard problem. If you 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:16.800 have a woman's old as your mother, like you have 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.920 a fifty Nah, I'm scared of that because I don't 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:22.639 wear corndos, Mike, and I heard when you old women, 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:26.199 the baby come out old. Yeah, if you have if 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:28.320 you get somebody old pregnant, the baby come out old, 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:32.399 looks old. Oh like Benjamin Button. Yeah. I'm trying to 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:34.000 like say, the baby won't come out like, who's the 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:41.159 old looking nigger, Garrett. We're gonna look like Garrett Morris 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:43.359 is a baby man. That's a little ask with a 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:48.720 hat on. Yeah, all your bitches, broad that's that's that's 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:55.680 the what have you caught? Like because a baby or two. 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:59.240 We got two babies. I got to boy girl transgender boy. 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:03.360 I got two boys, a boy and a girl. It's 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.800 funny that you say transjected, because that's really really thick. 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:08.719 Now I got a boy and a girl. Eleven year 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:14.520 old boys, seven year old daughter. Congratulations, Hey, congratulations two 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:18.000 years aparty kind of like are the same brothers, same mother? Damn? 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:22.320 I got lucky nigg for niggad faithful hit the jackpart. Now, 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:25.240 I'm not that I'm not faithful. That don't spread that rumor. 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:29.399 I'm just a lucky nigger. When he becomes an A 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.639 list celebrity. Motherfucker, you're gonna have child up for knocking 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:36.000 on your door. Have you ever had like how many 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:41.840 abortions you have? I've only given the four hundred dollars 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:44.920 up one time, just one time, one time for one time. 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:47.159 So your pull our game is tight, it's tight. But 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:48.440 I think I get that ship up when I was 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:52.200 like eighteen. Oh where you put our game? The four 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:54.200 hundred when I was eighteen years old? Yeah, I was 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:56.800 like eighteen years old. I had to scrape that got 0:19:56.840 --> 0:20:00.320 you for the niggative bit from around the way Boston. Yeah, 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:02.879 you never got got for the four hundred I've been 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:05.600 got for. It's like it was like three eighty five, y'all, 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:08.720 y'all got a discount. Now it was it was early 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:12.679 twos because you got me then then I knew they 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:15.720 were just getting motherfucker's man, And she was like, I'm pregnancy. Well, 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.679 I can't wait to have our baby, motherfucking ship. And 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:21.119 then I wouldn't see if if I saw something growing up, 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:24.880 I can. I'm standing the truth. I think he was lying, bitch. 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:28.920 Maybe she just ate too much, but there was getting mother. 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:31.600 You know. Sometimes we're getting people for that money. You 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:34.760 know I don't pregnant, tell you okay, well you know 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:38.680 I'm looking for I want to have ten kids. Anyway, 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:42.680 I was lying there, good, okay, it was good. It's 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:45.800 trying to get motherfucker's How about Clamdia? Did you catch that? 0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:48.480 And I've never had nothing? You're so lucky on the bitch, 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:51.639 just I've never had nothing. Man, it's crazy, like I 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:54.680 would go to if you pulled out real fast. You 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:57.840 have ford out of theseases. Really, No, that's not true. Now, 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:00.280 it's not true at all. It's not true. Have you 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:04.240 caught anything, Mike. That's media, How bad is that ship? 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:06.399 It's not bad. Just your dick on fire for a 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:12.879 few days. Mike doesn't go away. You could you just 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.119 go you could um, you just take pills. But if 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:17.639 they have like some pills you can take for like 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:20.080 ten days, or you could just get a or they 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.920 want there's want that happened overnight. Just depend if your 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:26.359 doctor hit you ten day pills, like ten days, you 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:28.320 can get up pussy if it's like a nice doctor. 0:21:28.320 --> 0:21:29.960 But you know, I take this overnight, you'll be a 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.800 kid tomorrow. But give yourself a three days to like, 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:35.199 you know, so you ain't affect nobody else. I had 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:37.280 at a young age, and I was like, oh is 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:40.240 that fast it happened? And I it was. I was 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:43.320 like nineteen or twenty when I got burned the first time. 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:48.040 Was it your co worker from Domino's, Michael Block giving 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:52.720 away pizza anclo media coming, I remember it was. I 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:55.080 was early in my sex age. But the think about it, 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:57.119 But when you first get bron you don't know, like 0:21:57.160 --> 0:21:59.639 I had no idea, you know, I just you know, 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:02.199 I was so you don't it was I hadn't. I 0:22:02.200 --> 0:22:04.720 don't I have no idea, like so I'm just thinking, 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.360 like just you know, and this how I found out. 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:11.440 I had a wet dream and I came and burnt myself. Damn. Yeah, 0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:12.840 like I had a wet prain. You know when wet 0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:14.840 drain you come when I when I came and woke 0:22:14.880 --> 0:22:18.480 me out, I like him my burning myself, so I went. 0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:21.159 I remember my doctor is a George guy. He was 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:22.840 like in the basements somewhere. I went there. He gave 0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:27.040 me some pills. But it was back. This is like nineties, 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:30.120 so I you know, I took the whole ten day ship. 0:22:30.560 --> 0:22:32.680 I was so scared of sex. I didn't have sex 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:36.080 with like six or eight months really, so it was 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:39.640 God just thought everyone was burning once you get Braith 0:22:39.640 --> 0:22:41.639 in the whole world. But he could be a virgin, 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:45.720 like bitch, I don't trust you, that's funny. Yeah, I'm 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:48.520 so lucky I never had and if you did, would 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:50.600 even Will you be honest enough to tell me each's 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:53.720 best friend? Yeah, it would be honest. Mike. You know 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:58.840