Speaker 1: Where I could get Lasik, but instead i'd I having
Speaker 1: ascended lamps from my Kia. Oh, I've kind of not
Speaker 1: success for the update for you, this update on my eyesight,
Speaker 1: my pen, this situations, toe by Friday afternoon so much
Speaker 1: I've heard, it's like I've even talking about the episode
Speaker 1: so much. This stuff high names are and I've entered
Speaker 1: a few state here. I am high in a high
Speaker 1: rise down the street from where a crack house just
Speaker 1: got rated yesterday. True story. You just need to know.
Speaker 1: I broke my toe and I did it myself yesterday
Speaker 1: on the set of Adam Ruins everything like a real dickhead,
Speaker 1: and I'm elevating my foot and everybody's had to wear
Speaker 1: a slipper in public, and I actually felt like always
Speaker 1: right with the world. I know this because I'm with
Speaker 1: my friend Aaron Foley broke her toe last year and
Speaker 1: we as we tour it in Chicago and fully I
Speaker 1: missed you. Thank you great to be back. We take
Speaker 1: my toe on a dance move into the side of
Speaker 1: my bed. I recall I think I know you are
Speaker 1: stern forty something. If no, I just need everybody to
Speaker 1: know that we're being quiet, because for me, Annah's Professional Office.
Speaker 1: We've got sessional NPR type podcast and instead we have
Speaker 1: to act like adults from Syria. You if I, if
Speaker 1: I live from Syria? Is grocer question dancing? Were you
Speaker 1: were dancing? If I recall? I know you all enough? Friends?
Speaker 1: This is the Honeymoon show? Whatever that show was, Uh,
Speaker 1: George Michael. It was George Michael, father, George Michael. No,
Speaker 1: it was George Winne Houston. I think it was Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. It was one of these, one of the
Speaker 1: the trifecta, the most important guys. But it was something
Speaker 1: specific because I was really going for you. He did
Speaker 1: a spin kick, he did a spin needed a clap,
Speaker 1: spin kicking. You kicked your man in the mirror. It
Speaker 1: kicks up at the end. Yeah, I'm in the mirror.
Speaker 1: Then I had to get a mirror. The entire I
Speaker 1: was a mystery. It was ebony and ivory. Yesterday on
Speaker 1: the set of Adam Woms Everything. We were filming out
Speaker 1: in Chatsworth where all the porns are made, and I
Speaker 1: I the was this giant sound stage and they had
Speaker 1: all these differences because they used to film Teen Wolf there,
Speaker 1: so they had the remnants of teen wolf. So of
Speaker 1: course I was wildly aroused as a human and as
Speaker 1: a woman. I needed to go exploring as a woman,
Speaker 1: just and as a teen. So I found a sewer
Speaker 1: set and I was like, I gotta jump in the sewer.
Speaker 1: I'm only human. So I was like, quick, quick, get
Speaker 1: a photo. Let's grab constant content. Guys. I take a jump,
Speaker 1: and I land like a ballerina, perfect hoe point, not
Speaker 1: wearing toe shoes on hard straight down on my toe
Speaker 1: broke mattaw, which is second from the big one. All
Speaker 1: it's it's so painful that all night. This is how
Speaker 1: I slept. That the one that went to the market.
Speaker 1: It was piggy that one went to the market. Mean
Speaker 1: you might hear the melodious dulcet tones of not only
Speaker 1: the most dangerous god, it's supernatural and not only my
Speaker 1: mother's potential new best friends love her so much. She
Speaker 1: loved you. Yeah, we had a good time. But also
Speaker 1: that's for ye bay, We're so glad to have It's
Speaker 1: fun to be Robert Bennett, my mom. I did in Ville.
Speaker 1: You walked in. You took the Red Eye to get there, Yes,
Speaker 1: and you walked in and who was waiting? But Jane Marine.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've heard so much about her. And she
Speaker 1: looked at you and you said to her, I'm so
Speaker 1: happy to be here. Is she said to you? Are
Speaker 1: you though? She was, are you? Are you really roight?
Speaker 1: Are my God? Didn't you feel understood? Oh God? I
Speaker 1: just I love her so much? And first of all,
Speaker 1: she looks like she looks so young, so young, and
Speaker 1: she's got all this energy. Yes, she's adorable. I love
Speaker 1: her so much. She was everything that you've described her.
Speaker 1: She's everything right. She used the microphone as a suggestion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think on stage in front of people, she's
Speaker 1: waving the mic in front of her face, but she
Speaker 1: was killing it. We were asking her about like, oh,
Speaker 1: like what about when I broke up with somebody? When
Speaker 1: she's like when you broke up with people? We still
Speaker 1: had a party. It was a celebration. Like she was
Speaker 1: just like fire. She was working and the story about
Speaker 1: her and the horse is still on my favorite. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wanted to know that I was at a party,
Speaker 1: like a like a benefit to help for the families
Speaker 1: that are separated at the border. I went to like
Speaker 1: a fancy political party, and somebody came up to me
Speaker 1: and they're like your mom and the horse, Your mom
Speaker 1: and the horse. I had talked about, like can we
Speaker 1: see the photo of your mom by the horse? And
Speaker 1: then I had to look at this man and say,
Speaker 1: my newly widowed mother. He looked at me like I
Speaker 1: was the devil. The woman who was telling the story
Speaker 1: loved it. She's like, you know the story. And he
Speaker 1: looked at me like I was there until I pulled
Speaker 1: out the photo. And even he couldn't resist the charms.
Speaker 1: Why would he be angry that You're like, it's a
Speaker 1: funny story about your mom getting bit by a horse,
Speaker 1: getting bit by a horse. She's fine, she's fine. It's
Speaker 1: not like the last times of the pictures. It might
Speaker 1: seem cruel. It said cruel, like, oh my mom, you
Speaker 1: gotta get back out there, you gotta get in the
Speaker 1: dating world. I'm getting it. I was like, it's my
Speaker 1: newly widowed mother that I was like, I'm taking. I'm
Speaker 1: taking her for Thanksgiving and I was getting her like
Speaker 1: dating profile shot. I was like, she didn't want to
Speaker 1: get back out. I was like, no, you got it.
Speaker 1: She's like I'm not ready. I'm like ready, schmetty, let's
Speaker 1: get a pick. She had cut. That's the set. I
Speaker 1: lost him in the beginning, and then when I showed
Speaker 1: him the photo much like anyway, I loved it. I
Speaker 1: got the low down on Little Compton real estate. I
Speaker 1: just loved it all. She's a new nickname. Now, what
Speaker 1: is it? J j um Anna Katie? How are you? Ladies?
Speaker 1: Were good? Very good? Okay, can we just discuss. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing, so we're not guys, We're sorry. We're doing
Speaker 1: this on Friday. Um, I know you have to go
Speaker 1: give your cat insolence. So we're gonna make this. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're doing this. This is sexy. We got broken toes,
Speaker 1: we've got diabetic cats. Things are happening. I'm literally on
Speaker 1: the toe end of our marine looking beyond her. What
Speaker 1: if I was just such a dick that this is
Speaker 1: how I just like like I had, like I had
Speaker 1: like I came with a fur pillow and I actually
Speaker 1: might take my pants off. I had a burrito for lunch,
Speaker 1: and I am below. I don't trust people that don't
Speaker 1: like burritos. Where did the Communist? Where you go? Casita Campu?
Speaker 1: Are they good? Delicious, affordable kind of burrito vegetarian and
Speaker 1: a takeout? Or do you sit down. Well, it was
Speaker 1: last night's Brithday dinner and I had the second half today. God, you,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to pace myself. Okay, speaking pacing
Speaker 1: yourself those guys. It was so hard to not be
Speaker 1: able to do the But I'm still actually glad in
Speaker 1: some ways that we're doing it now, because it's like
Speaker 1: it's like we had Monday and Tuesday night. You see
Speaker 1: the show and then you're like, wait, what, I've had
Speaker 1: enough time to hate ourselves for watching it. I watched it.
Speaker 1: I tried to stay pure and not find out because
Speaker 1: because my so my TV didn't record it. It didn't
Speaker 1: record football, and then so then yeah, so then I
Speaker 1: watched it the next day and that I was filming,
Speaker 1: So then I watched. But by the time I watched
Speaker 1: the second night, I had already found out about Jordan
Speaker 1: and Jennis watching. It was so hard to watch. And
Speaker 1: I and then laurcause I was filming in Chatsworth. Will
Speaker 1: they make poornnesterday? It was a long enough drive. Laurie
Speaker 1: sent me the reality Steve interview with Jordan yesterday. Okay,
Speaker 1: can you feel me in a little bit? And for
Speaker 1: the listeners, so is Jordan's it was so gracious about it.
Speaker 1: Basically what happened. So this is after after the final,
Speaker 1: after the final rose. I think he really loved her.
Speaker 1: He really won me over the season. You know, the
Speaker 1: way he looked at her, he was so dazzled by her.
Speaker 1: When the wedding dress, he just loved loved her. And um,
Speaker 1: even hearing him speak about it, he was so gracious.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not going to speak ill of her.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed, I'm devastated, but this is a woman I
Speaker 1: loved and I'm not going to I'm not going to
Speaker 1: trash her I care for. So they're saying that she
Speaker 1: had like a couple of sugar daddies. It's almost implied,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if this is accurate. This this
Speaker 1: may be completely false. But like some people are saying
Speaker 1: she may have possibly been like a sex worker. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe maybe not that, but like maybe one of those
Speaker 1: like you know they have like like not like kind
Speaker 1: of like an escort sugar were Like I see billboards
Speaker 1: that literally say that in Hollywood that are like get
Speaker 1: your sugar daddy and like get things paid for, Like
Speaker 1: they literally Yeah, it's like yeah, so you actually just
Speaker 1: like show up and go places with them. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if you do stuff spin on this woman
Speaker 1: in trouble. Yeah, And I know because some of the
Speaker 1: texts were like I'm gonna put you in my mouth,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. The thing I got from it is
Speaker 1: that she she has like these networking meetings with older
Speaker 1: like businessman and then her way of like getting help
Speaker 1: out of them for her own business I think is
Speaker 1: by like sleeping with that is this she has like
Speaker 1: a fitness and then like a lifestyle brand things. She's
Speaker 1: got like four different instagrams that are like fitness in
Speaker 1: life by Jenna. Like what is she Carolina? I don't
Speaker 1: know outings to think about it. If she's like kind
Speaker 1: of an escort kind of situation she did? She she
Speaker 1: easily how I say this delicately place she would sort
Speaker 1: of easily go. She was She seemed like she really
Speaker 1: cared about Jordan's Yeah, but then she'd easily kind of
Speaker 1: kiss on yes easily you know other guys. Yeah, exactly
Speaker 1: you would be watching was like I really shouldn't. I
Speaker 1: really shouldn't. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Well,
Speaker 1: she would be like really good at like quickly winning
Speaker 1: people over and like kind of putting on an act.
Speaker 1: And I also feel very naive for thinking they probably
Speaker 1: sleep she doesn't sleep well. She probably doesn't know there
Speaker 1: was texting suicide of ye, that's true. I didn't actually
Speaker 1: like I feel bad. I mean, she feels like she
Speaker 1: feels like bad stuff probably like it's like this is
Speaker 1: probably somebody that had some tough stuff early on, and
Speaker 1: it's like, pardon me, feels like sad that she even
Speaker 1: went through this system and was like like like there's
Speaker 1: there's some hardcore probably old damage there. Yeah. It just
Speaker 1: sucks though, And he's been such a gentleman about it.
Speaker 1: He said like he and the way he phrased it,
Speaker 1: it was just basically like, you know, I wish her
Speaker 1: well and I will be a friend to her, but
Speaker 1: I don't see how you can get past this. And
Speaker 1: he's like that we don't know she's sleeping with these
Speaker 1: guys to like promoter business. My first reaction obviously was like,
Speaker 1: oh god, that's terrible. But then now hearing this, I
Speaker 1: need to get a better business model. I really could.
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of some jams, and they are
Speaker 1: building up the Foli Jail, Foli jail. I got about
Speaker 1: six on the front burner happy related burn hard to
Speaker 1: bang to get out of the jails. Yes, yesterday, Thanks.
Speaker 1: I love me over exactly the same as when I
Speaker 1: first met you maybe two years ago. Yeah, have an
Speaker 1: aged I have weathered though, like fifteen years in the
Speaker 1: two years. You know, it's just my broken top. No,
Speaker 1: I've seen the marine jeans. The marine jeans are strong.
Speaker 1: The fake get some fake lashes going. My fake lashes
Speaker 1: are still kind of they're starting to coffer. They lotted
Speaker 1: a good, solid month. Okay, guys, not surprised. Let's just no,
Speaker 1: not even remotely surprised. Well, I guess we should. And
Speaker 1: I think they really liked that. Like she had absolutely
Speaker 1: no substance, like if you're talking about like a like
Speaker 1: a strong female that knows what she wants, no, like
Speaker 1: if someone sneeze. I was like kind of thing, did
Speaker 1: we actually her speak that much? And I couldn't recall
Speaker 1: seeing her speak that much? Like literally when I saw her, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just her with like Bena or with Jordan's.
Speaker 1: But I mean I wasn't. I'm never shocked when anyone
Speaker 1: from the show does anything like that, because I'm just like,
Speaker 1: of course they did. They went on women to cheer for.
Speaker 1: I would have been more surprised, like of all of them.
Speaker 1: It doesn't shock me that it's her. I mean the
Speaker 1: real shocker here is that we're even having a positive
Speaker 1: conversation about Jordan's He was I've loved him from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Side note, I got to work with Lance Bass this week,
Speaker 1: may do the podcast he's I tried to get him
Speaker 1: to come today, but he's in San Diego. He loves
Speaker 1: The Bachelor. I've heard nothing but that I loved him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he is such mostly just super awesome. He's the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the best. Um, Okay, here we go. So I
Speaker 1: guess we're just gonna go through the episodes and then
Speaker 1: we can all right. Ord and getting camera ready. They
Speaker 1: had to go do the they got the date, they're
Speaker 1: going to go do their photos shoot, um, their engagement photoship.
Speaker 1: Those pictures were so cute. Yeah. Yeah, did you think
Speaker 1: that they told them to go into the water? Was that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was funny. I love forgetting
Speaker 1: tossed around like, but her reaction, she froze. She was
Speaker 1: not This was not a person who was ready. She
Speaker 1: was not ready. Anna, what do you think no. I
Speaker 1: mean now that we know that, like looking back at
Speaker 1: all her behavior, like you can see that she was
Speaker 1: very stressed about the situation. But also at the same time,
Speaker 1: I was trying to capitalize on it and be like, well,
Speaker 1: if I can engage, people are gonna like follow me
Speaker 1: on Instagram and then I can like I never like, honestly,
Speaker 1: this was a couple like I barely cheered for. I
Speaker 1: have to say, I never thought like this was gonna last.
Speaker 1: I never thought I thought, truly by the end, he
Speaker 1: really probably loved her. I honest to god, I'm not
Speaker 1: just saying this because we could talk about the other couples.
Speaker 1: We were like, how is it please for her? I
Speaker 1: just never never believed anything. I really was like, oh
Speaker 1: this is She's like, I don't know. She was never
Speaker 1: that he was never likable to me in it. You
Speaker 1: could see he was dazzled by her and she was
Speaker 1: never all in. But like, Jordan has this thing where
Speaker 1: he was such good, he was so funny and he
Speaker 1: would say such funny things You're just like, I can't believe.
Speaker 1: But he also was like a huge dick tie you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and disrespectful to women in the
Speaker 1: beginning of b I P so I was just like
Speaker 1: these two, you know, but he really was so I
Speaker 1: mean listen, so entertaining. And I will say Ben Walk
Speaker 1: called him at on that at the after the final roses.
Speaker 1: I never called women a snack. Yeah snack. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was the grossest conversation. Oh my god, that's why it
Speaker 1: was just like him in like goose, piece of shop.
Speaker 1: That was funny. But then when you get real disrespectful misogynist,
Speaker 1: I check out, like I just I check out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did wonderful. And the temper tantrums, the throwing the
Speaker 1: bear into the ocean, yeah, really strangling it. Yeah that's true,
Speaker 1: is it? Then Jordan's and he said this a picture
Speaker 1: takes a thousand words to describe, and there's a thousand
Speaker 1: words to describe. How great Jenna and I, isn't it
Speaker 1: a pictures worth a thousand words? Take words? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: an ocean, there are two people people are working on.
Speaker 1: It's on film. Um, it's nine ago. Okay, it's there's
Speaker 1: a palm tree. It looks like there's some depth. The
Speaker 1: aperture is the apictures like it was over excited. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's old God's graces, there's more to go. Okay, the
Speaker 1: best of times, it was the worst. It's a little
Speaker 1: heavy on the red um. There's also there's a little
Speaker 1: chew mark on the side of the picture. Is your
Speaker 1: Hunger Away? Did you listen to that reality Steve with
Speaker 1: Jordan's Yeah, they said that. Apparently one of Jordan's or
Speaker 1: not Jordan's Jenna's friends came forward and said, no, she's
Speaker 1: actually playing the guy that she's having an affair with.
Speaker 1: She really loves Jordan's Yeah, just like I know Jordan was.
Speaker 1: Even Jordan was like, that's also up. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: Jordan was like, That's still fun. That's like a Giuliani.
Speaker 1: The truth isn't the truth. You know, she's Trump's I
Speaker 1: am also fucking the neighbor, and I'm the neighbor. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's basically reality seeing fake news. Don't believe it. But
Speaker 1: she hasn't said anything, so I can't trust her. I
Speaker 1: feel badly for him. So then the falcon arrives and
Speaker 1: they said he's famous for being Robert Hunter eighty nine.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm famous for being Robert Hunter eighty nine
Speaker 1: on the social interwebs. It's like, dude, don't try and
Speaker 1: be funny. You're not, You're the fucking falcon. Yes he is, Ye,
Speaker 1: he should go home, he he. He just seemed like
Speaker 1: too old. He was wearing like a sleeveless turtleneck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tight sleeveless like dental white turtlement. Weird. It almost was
Speaker 1: like something Jennifer Anniston would have worn on friends in
Speaker 1: with her the Rachel. It would have been a tight
Speaker 1: turtle then, which reminded me of like when you're in
Speaker 1: high school and like the person that graduated and like
Speaker 1: I didn't go to college days to kill me. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna come back and hang out with
Speaker 1: the high schoolers and you're like, oh I thought you
Speaker 1: were cool and now you're just know. They were all
Speaker 1: like they were all like, oh my god, this guy's back,
Speaker 1: Like what the fun fuck you? Classmates? Like are in
Speaker 1: Vegas getting arrested for like to mess. Okay, let's talk
Speaker 1: about that. So Amanda got arrested. Amanda, who's who's maybe
Speaker 1: four ft four, the mother of two or three to twins,
Speaker 1: two little girls, yeah, two little girls, not twins, that
Speaker 1: she got arrested for assaulting her boyfriend who's like six six.
Speaker 1: She's like four ft one. She probably like pushed his dick.
Speaker 1: She got it's amazing that she assaulted him. I would
Speaker 1: pay so much money to see that bugshot. She lived
Speaker 1: pretty badass and I'm not gonna lie like she kind
Speaker 1: of looked like I'm gonna fucking kill she. She's actually
Speaker 1: look cooler than she's ever that her place, Like back
Speaker 1: in kidding me, you can take this fucking shut or not, Officer,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna star in Peppermint too. She's attacked him in
Speaker 1: front of the er. Yeah, she's like, yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: you think I can't solve this tall guy, Watch that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna punch his dad. What I bed happened because
Speaker 1: she's so small. She's probably just blacked out from drinking
Speaker 1: too much and probably didn't eat enough because she's an
Speaker 1: Instagram model for the most part, so she's just like,
Speaker 1: let's contact out my staff. It's weird when they It's
Speaker 1: weird when they talk openly about like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: he just used her to gain Instagram following when they
Speaker 1: were saying that, when they were explaining who he was
Speaker 1: and then and then the twins called him out for
Speaker 1: It's like when they're all openly trying to get Instagram followers.
Speaker 1: It really dispelled. It really kind of is the man
Speaker 1: behind the curtain, Like I don't want to just don't
Speaker 1: we know this? But I don't want to know this.
Speaker 1: I don't want to believe in the power of love
Speaker 1: and Salita. Why why I've been to Salita? I fall
Speaker 1: in love with three tacos. I want to be drinking
Speaker 1: out of a coconut. I love talking and watching b
Speaker 1: I p we have a good couple. And then somebody's news.
Speaker 1: So then Jordan's says, Jordan might peel your skin off
Speaker 1: and cook it. Somebody says, I feel like Robbie came
Speaker 1: here to saw my face off and give it to
Speaker 1: his I'm a big, bad wolf. And then somebody said,
Speaker 1: you know how you can't turn a home into a
Speaker 1: housewife over time? I how slutty he was, you can't
Speaker 1: turn a home. When the ladies said, I think he
Speaker 1: was asterraid you can't, he was like, he's like Jordan's
Speaker 1: from an older class. Yes he's so Jordan's, he's so Jordan's,
Speaker 1: but he was never funny. He wasn't ever funny. Jordan
Speaker 1: and Daniel were the only two funny contestants. Like that ever,
Speaker 1: um and have a shout of the wish. The Champagne
Speaker 1: exploding started to feel like go in. The Champagne's editing
Speaker 1: was staring as the Champagne exploded, mother or not that
Speaker 1: was happening every got away is her just looking straight
Speaker 1: like she's so beautiful, so for her to be undateable,
Speaker 1: she's got to be really creepy because she's on the spectrum.
Speaker 1: Yeah she's not spectrum. Yeah, I love that the Champagne
Speaker 1: that she's like, I have to go. Um. So then
Speaker 1: somebody says he's not even a real dude. He he doesn't, okay.
Speaker 1: He dated a man of her social following and then
Speaker 1: shush smelled her hair after their date dancing, and then
Speaker 1: it was just like I didn't ever want to slow
Speaker 1: a dance with a man in a mock turtleneck sleeveless.
Speaker 1: Not again, not in Mexico again like this, not after
Speaker 1: not again. I can't. He just he literally like I
Speaker 1: think he looks at it. He like he looked at himself.
Speaker 1: But where he laughed, and he goes, I got this.
Speaker 1: He also remember what he said, I'll go get pretty
Speaker 1: for you. Yes, And then he came down and it's
Speaker 1: and it's like dent he dressed like he was like
Speaker 1: ready for like I'm the I'm the Monica in this
Speaker 1: situation all of a sudden, Yeah, he really, he's sad
Speaker 1: that nothing he didn't he came too late. Was capre
Speaker 1: pants and a mock turtle knut rob. He was beautiful, though,
Speaker 1: he's got the face of so much work done, Like
Speaker 1: he doesn't even look like how he used to on
Speaker 1: like Joe Joe's season was that it his face, it's
Speaker 1: almost as if they've smoothed over all his bones, so
Speaker 1: they're his teeth are so bad. His teeth, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I'm always fascinatid when I actually interact with that in public,
Speaker 1: and I think, what did you do? Like how do
Speaker 1: you actually because he's not that old, like seeing his
Speaker 1: third like how do you get it? How do you
Speaker 1: get how do you get a look like that? He's
Speaker 1: just he's too perfect. He's such a caricature of how
Speaker 1: ant went. Like at the end he's like I'm listen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I'm near Salt Lake, will call you and like
Speaker 1: waiting by the like somebody met on a plane or something.
Speaker 1: If I'm near Salt everybody's just outside of the wall,
Speaker 1: like just totally if I'm ever in Australia, but look
Speaker 1: you up. Yeah, hey, hey, I'm in Australia. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in for the week because the hot springs.
Speaker 1: How many do you hear the thing? It's like, I
Speaker 1: want to know how so like you get sucked into this,
Speaker 1: You go on the franchise a couple of times, you
Speaker 1: get Instagram followers. How do you pay your rent for
Speaker 1: like at a certain point, Snapchat or Ridever's going to
Speaker 1: stop paying your rent for like two years. What do
Speaker 1: you do? You're just going to be screwed. What do
Speaker 1: you do? Because like a lot of them have quit
Speaker 1: their jobs. That's why the people who like keep their
Speaker 1: own jobs, like like Danielle who's a nurse. Yeah, or
Speaker 1: like ben who has this, like ben Ze Warner the
Speaker 1: fitness company, like the well, they're the smart ones because
Speaker 1: they're not just banking on sugar fend. You're right, it's
Speaker 1: like that, you're because we even had the little store
Speaker 1: and then she kept it and then she branched it out.
Speaker 1: They're the smart ones because I mean it's gonna burn out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Actually that you need your own company that
Speaker 1: you're promoting. What's the company in uh Texas? What's her
Speaker 1: name has uh Tia Tia. She had the shops Blue Sae,
Speaker 1: Blue Swede Swede, Grace Wade Alexis in that tiny town, Hoxey.
Speaker 1: It's in Hoxey. But then she opened one I believe
Speaker 1: in Dallas with Rachel Right, Rachel and who's still a lawyer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's apparently still lawyer. She like only works part time though.
Speaker 1: Alexis has a hoop company. She sells that, which I like.
Speaker 1: She's the sharp hearing who's making the scrunchese ok Caitlin makes.
Speaker 1: They were eighteen dollars for a scrunch. I was really upset.
Speaker 1: But she wasn't a cute marketing job. It was a
Speaker 1: cute campaign, but it was an eighteen dollar scrunches. I
Speaker 1: was like, first of all, are people still wearing scruncheese?
Speaker 1: I immediately thought of that Sex in the City episode
Speaker 1: about scrun cheese, and I was like, people back then
Speaker 1: weren't even wearing scruncheese? Are they back? Maybe? What would
Speaker 1: you sell? Rob, what would you sell? It's just thinking
Speaker 1: that maybe fake nails. Oh, that's a good one nails
Speaker 1: for men because we all want good nails, but we
Speaker 1: were too embarrassed to say it's a great have the
Speaker 1: time to get a Pedicure's god, I did not that
Speaker 1: tips for dicks, tips the tip of the dick tips
Speaker 1: just it's called just the tip. Just you're gonna get
Speaker 1: That is a company that gets sued for sexual away
Speaker 1: it line but it ends well. But I asked hands
Speaker 1: on company, what if what would you were already under investigations,
Speaker 1: I'd sell twenty dollar scrunches. No, um, I guess I
Speaker 1: would I do sports bras like a cute sweatbands, like
Speaker 1: a cute sweat cute wrist and sweatmatching wristbands, headbands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would sell long waisted bathing suits for the corgy
Speaker 1: and you like I'd sell sexy like it's like you
Speaker 1: want to have a sexy one piece, but you can't
Speaker 1: jam yourself into it, like or like rompers or jumpsuits
Speaker 1: or overalls for the long waisted gal. Yeah, I do,
Speaker 1: but I do like a like a little bit of
Speaker 1: a like a drop of the jazzer size. Like I'd
Speaker 1: be like, let's get physical gas dot dot dota. What
Speaker 1: would you do? Anna I would sell tapestries for like
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars that are all made in China, but
Speaker 1: I'd be like guys in Persian, so I know culture.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea that Chinese. What would you say,
Speaker 1: Katie would sell? You would have to do a you
Speaker 1: would have to do a dog thing. I would do, yeah,
Speaker 1: like dog rush or are thinking hiking clothes? Hiking clothes?
Speaker 1: That ideas like clothes just like I would. I was
Speaker 1: actually thinking functional because I could make my own and
Speaker 1: they would all have pockets and I'd be very excited. Okay,
Speaker 1: pocket head side Becket and dog collars and dog Bandana's
Speaker 1: how about Becca being pregnant? Young beck is pregnant. That's
Speaker 1: very that's gonna be great. It's that kid's gonna shoot
Speaker 1: out and just go, I got this. She twenty three? Okay,
Speaker 1: but have you did you watch the video where she
Speaker 1: tells us she's pregnant. Oh my god, it's six minutes long,
Speaker 1: and the guy, the baby daddy, looks so unhappy through
Speaker 1: the entire Mini said at first he really didn't want
Speaker 1: He literally the whole time, it's like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I think at one point he literally sounds like for
Speaker 1: if it or something they've they've only been dating for
Speaker 1: three months. Watched the video that's like, how is she
Speaker 1: going to make money to maintain a baby, and it's
Speaker 1: like Jadeen m I'm like, do they have jobs or
Speaker 1: do they just do Instagram? I think I think they.
Speaker 1: I think I think since they're the Great White Hope
Speaker 1: of like, I think I think Harley and Evan and
Speaker 1: Jade and Tanner are set because they fell in love.
Speaker 1: They don't live in l A. They seem happy, and
Speaker 1: they have basic d like they built a house from
Speaker 1: scratch because I like, we'll look at their Instagram sometimes
Speaker 1: they literally built a house, Like I don't know how
Speaker 1: to do that, but they might have gotten it for free.
Speaker 1: They might have gotten it all for free. They probably
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I have no idea. I mean,
Speaker 1: he just like constantly posts Hello Fresh ship guys, we
Speaker 1: love lows. What what is hello red about? Los meals?
Speaker 1: The meals they send you like meal kids. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen it's actually supposed to be very good. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I rocked some Hello Fresh on
Speaker 1: Instagram because they gave it to our podcast as an ad.
Speaker 1: So I was like I love my Hello Fresh. Look
Speaker 1: at my aprin it says Hello Fresh on it. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I've been approached to maybe they do
Speaker 1: it more with women, but I've never been approached to
Speaker 1: sell anything on the Instagram. I am so sorry, and
Speaker 1: I and I felt but I realized it's like I
Speaker 1: realized I have and like I realized I have to
Speaker 1: really like it. It just doesn't feel right, like I
Speaker 1: have to really like it or I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: do it. I just got an email because for my
Speaker 1: Sports Without Balls podcast, the studio that runs it, and
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll do some ad stuff UM for I literally
Speaker 1: was like, hey, UM, just reaching out if you wanted
Speaker 1: to promote UM a company called Roman that does pills
Speaker 1: for a rectile dysfunction. Uh, they're looking out so to
Speaker 1: branch out to female hosts. And I literally wanted an
Speaker 1: email back, like, in what fucking world is this appropriate?
Speaker 1: You know, I couldn't be gay er and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pimp out your dick pills on my show. Our network
Speaker 1: gets so many erectile dysfunction pills, like they have like hymns,
Speaker 1: they have like every single type being like hey guys,
Speaker 1: and so like our male hosts like hey, dudes, and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, sure, we'll talk about our rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 1: Seattle Storm just won the w NBA playoffs and if
Speaker 1: your dick is soft, take these pills and jam and
Speaker 1: it a lady that probably will regret this in the morning.
Speaker 1: And we're back. Companies reach it and they'll say the
Speaker 1: guys have to speak on their personal experience, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: excuse me. I don't think they all want to go
Speaker 1: around talking like my take's been broken for years. That's
Speaker 1: what our co to our host. And I always like, okay,
Speaker 1: you was gonna take the hair loss angle, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: so bald? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, we're back.
Speaker 1: Here we are, We're back. We're with New Zealand. Jordan's
Speaker 1: he's having a slumber party with Cassandra and she's like, dude,
Speaker 1: make him okay. She's like, make a move. That was
Speaker 1: the softest, weirdest right, I'm not gonna maybe is that
Speaker 1: all right? How you okay? Is that like? How about?
Speaker 1: And she was just like He's like no, She's like,
Speaker 1: so you don't think of me in the more time? No,
Speaker 1: I don't see that's going anyway, that's that that that
Speaker 1: breakup was one was like if I'm so weird? That
Speaker 1: was breakup was like, all right, well can you up
Speaker 1: just one just really quick? Are we at the point
Speaker 1: where he announces this is it? Chris Harrison's like this
Speaker 1: is the last day. Because that, to me, I was
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. It was like all these couples and
Speaker 1: they're really into each other and he's like, Hi, some news. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna end it, you know, like this, you know
Speaker 1: if you want to tell you to do the sweet
Speaker 1: They all look absolutely shocked, and then within thirty five
Speaker 1: seconds we lost three quarters of the cast and it
Speaker 1: was just sit down and it was like, Hi, I
Speaker 1: don't like you. I have no interest in you, so
Speaker 1: good to see you, and they all laughed. Well, I
Speaker 1: thought I was done Monday night when somebody was leaving
Speaker 1: it O Joe was leaving, and then I realized I
Speaker 1: was so then I was watching Tuesdays and then I
Speaker 1: realized it's like there's three couples left. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: did I not finished watching? And I realized I missed
Speaker 1: all of the Kevin and Astral breakup And I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: so this poor guy has like PTSD. Like PTSD. He
Speaker 1: here's the phrase fantasy sweet and it's like trigger word.
Speaker 1: He loses like his huge regret of taking Ashley's virginity.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. We all thought maybe he would break Ashley
Speaker 1: I but she broke him. He like the Tables of Dirt.
Speaker 1: He lost his ship. He get engaged, and then Fantasy
Speaker 1: Suite he had like a reaction. I get it. I mean,
Speaker 1: and fantasy sweep probably had just happened for him with
Speaker 1: actually I and then he just saw her get engaged.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my toe feels really crazy right now. Sorry,
Speaker 1: hi guys, we're back. My toe, my toe, myne to
Speaker 1: be set. Guys. It's curved like a northeast. It's it's curved.
Speaker 1: Is there's some curvature happening. I don't want to set
Speaker 1: my toe. That sounds having it. All women have curved toes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so then here we go. So
Speaker 1: then we have so let's talk about let's get let's
Speaker 1: talk about um Kevin. That was so I felt, I mean,
Speaker 1: it was clear that he was actually having like a
Speaker 1: real PTSD like panic attack. Yeah, it's interesting. I kept
Speaker 1: thinking of the dudes at the firehouse. Yeah, like, come
Speaker 1: on give Yeah, I felt like the whole thing was
Speaker 1: I don't know, I get sensitive with the phrase I'm
Speaker 1: having a full mental breakdown. Yes, you're You're not, You're
Speaker 1: having an anxiety attack. And she asked him to do
Speaker 1: one thing. I thought, what did she ask him to
Speaker 1: She was like, all I asked you to do was
Speaker 1: not to blind. So that's what she said. She's so lovely,
Speaker 1: she's so wonderful, so beautiful, like super anti him at all.
Speaker 1: I actually was really cheering for them part two. I
Speaker 1: was like, hopefully they'll get it back on track, although
Speaker 1: we didn't look at her the whole time. And he
Speaker 1: spoke to Chris Harrison and not to very odd say something. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was speaking to Chris Harrison and she was just
Speaker 1: to say something was weird. Um, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that's like a that's a giant red flag
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, it feels it felt a little bit
Speaker 1: like I'd better get out of this now because I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want this to continue after the show.
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like to me. It felt not
Speaker 1: ready to get engaged. Although they were talking about having
Speaker 1: a twelve month plan. She's like a reasonable so reasonable.
Speaker 1: I just thought, like, you can be very I think
Speaker 1: you can also say like this is what happened. I
Speaker 1: think he was trying to get there with it, you know,
Speaker 1: but like the whole like full mental break down like that.
Speaker 1: I was just like he was also like I felt
Speaker 1: like he was like if then he turned into like
Speaker 1: this drama. I know. He was like, you have a
Speaker 1: lot of this stuff, but not all of it, Like
Speaker 1: some of what he said to her was kind of mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: and just to be like, can we just you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm tripping out right now? I feel like the show's ending,
Speaker 1: I have to propose. I'm not ready. I'm super into you.
Speaker 1: Can we just slow this? Like it's all you have
Speaker 1: to say? Like three sentences? He could just feel like
Speaker 1: can we just leave together right now? Yeah, And she
Speaker 1: would have been like all right, yeah, yeah, they don't
Speaker 1: actually have to get Camille didn't. That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. I feel like they it's a lot of
Speaker 1: pressure for them to get engaged. But it isn't say yeah,
Speaker 1: it isn't say bat crazy, so you just go to
Speaker 1: have an anxiety attack. And he was just like looking
Speaker 1: for reasons to like I have the breakup. He's looking
Speaker 1: for reasons yet and then you say to this person
Speaker 1: that everything's been completely fine. Oh my my, I feel
Speaker 1: like I should love you. And it's like, like, what
Speaker 1: person man or a woman wants to hear that I
Speaker 1: was And then she works away from the bed when
Speaker 1: they're talking or whatever. He breaks up like you because
Speaker 1: he's about him stand up and follow her if you
Speaker 1: want to keep talking. And it's also like you just
Speaker 1: poke up with her, So what is she gonna She
Speaker 1: was cool, she kept her cool. She's like, I'm taking
Speaker 1: my bags on out. He like fights fires, just run
Speaker 1: after the run after. Yeah, you're right. It feels like
Speaker 1: maybe he wasn't ready to go on paradise because the
Speaker 1: whole time he's like, I'm in therapy two times a week.
Speaker 1: Is a terrible firefighter, by the way, he must be,
Speaker 1: he must well. After that, I'd be like, I'm not
Speaker 1: working my ship with him. She even was like, why
Speaker 1: did you come on? You're clearly not ready. I see
Speaker 1: a burning building, you run into it. But you have
Speaker 1: a full mental breakdown because this fucking he was not
Speaker 1: engaged in front of you. The fantasy suite, hide your packing.
Speaker 1: How about a seven alarm, fire, last being blown out
Speaker 1: and babies being tossed like little House of sounds like
Speaker 1: that man traumatic childhood episode with a fire, little pairing.
Speaker 1: The baby had to be thrown out the window. That's awful.
Speaker 1: I think good. That's good. They were they were killing babies,
Speaker 1: said Kevin's running in and saving people. Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: talk about the freaks out. So then Kendall and Crossy
Speaker 1: store grocery store. Joe goes, what if I don't get engaged?
Speaker 1: She's Joe said that, and he's like, but what if
Speaker 1: I do love you? Just you don't. He handled it
Speaker 1: all really well after that that conversation, I was like,
Speaker 1: this again, is a normal dude who's been thrown into
Speaker 1: this show. He really hasn't had a lot of experience
Speaker 1: on the batcher because he got kicked off a night one.
Speaker 1: So this is a normal dude. He was where he
Speaker 1: was like, he's having a not normal conversation, like we
Speaker 1: don't really need this is just I do better if
Speaker 1: you're stuffed. Yeah, she's like, She's like, but he keeps
Speaker 1: saying like you keep saying we this is you. That's
Speaker 1: not my experience. He was great with me. He really
Speaker 1: did how he how? She was like, well, I wasn't
Speaker 1: sure we you like me? And he was like, how
Speaker 1: could you not be sure? He was like he like
Speaker 1: he really the woman I like points. He was great.
Speaker 1: So he manned up in a way, because he's been
Speaker 1: so passive all season. He manned up in a way.
Speaker 1: He was like, I didn't like you going on a
Speaker 1: date with Leo. I didn't like you kissing these things,
Speaker 1: yes and s. She was like, oh, this is all
Speaker 1: new information. I was like, what's so funny? I was like,
Speaker 1: so Mandator was like you fucking idiot, Like, how could
Speaker 1: you not see that he likes you? How did you
Speaker 1: not see that? Again? She was looking for an excuse.
Speaker 1: It felt like yeah, I mean and I felt that
Speaker 1: from her this whole time. And then then she flew
Speaker 1: to Chicago. Everyone had full mental how awkward was that
Speaker 1: Chicago thing? Like, okay, so now we're in Chicago. I
Speaker 1: hate Chicago exactly, and I like that they made it
Speaker 1: so like they were like that like round building on
Speaker 1: the river, It's like nobody lives in that, but like
Speaker 1: he doesn't live in Chicago in the round building on
Speaker 1: the world out, did it not? I was like, is
Speaker 1: that the same house we stayed. Like I hate when
Speaker 1: they follow like, just let them fly to Chicago, Like,
Speaker 1: did she really going to bring a camera crew with her? Oh?
Speaker 1: The whole thing was maybe they got paid for that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. So wait, so where are they now? They're
Speaker 1: dating and he's on Dancing with the Stars with Nicki,
Speaker 1: with Nicki, Nicky's doing her She's doing a Patreon on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We want to ask about grocery store Joe. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: We so we're gonna talk about grocer Joe in terms
Speaker 1: of before Dance with the Stars and after dancing. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about it right now. I just feel like he's
Speaker 1: going to it's gonna change. I think he can't be
Speaker 1: still trying to keep him relevant, Like they're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we didn't make a Bachelor, but he should have made
Speaker 1: a Batchee. He would have been a great batchel with
Speaker 1: the Stars, which is like, okay, I remember that was
Speaker 1: allegedly nick Vaelle's whole goal the entire time. I think,
Speaker 1: you get paid a lot and didn't he do it?
Speaker 1: I feel like, what if he gets booted off Night one,
Speaker 1: just like he did with a Bachelor. Yeah, I just started. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's the fans voting, so he won't has
Speaker 1: it started yet? I don't know what. My mom's obsessed.
Speaker 1: She like text me and says, can you call this
Speaker 1: number and vote for this cups? Like who do you want? Whoever?
Speaker 1: She loves the shot. So it's all fan voting, like
Speaker 1: from day one. I think it's half a fan voting.
Speaker 1: But Mama Levine's name, I'm not going to say. She
Speaker 1: would be like very mad at me. Interesting, Okay, She's
Speaker 1: not like JJ no, So I think, I think because
Speaker 1: but I think that's like the only thing I think,
Speaker 1: because there are judges. He's kind of like left feet.
Speaker 1: It's a yeah maybe, so I think, like if you're
Speaker 1: like a fan, but it's not. He's he was a
Speaker 1: normal dude, And I feel like he's going to go
Speaker 1: through the Hollywood to me too, like he already kind
Speaker 1: of well who knows? Maybe yeah, I mean Instagram followers
Speaker 1: are going to ruin him. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: So what is that produce just rotting in his grocery store?
Speaker 1: Where do I go to a Freshman Chicago? Okay? Exactly? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah fresh? What is it? Fresh? Hello? Fresh? Hello Fresh?
Speaker 1: Josh Joe, Joe, Hello fresh. When I prepare food, I
Speaker 1: prepare with a direction. That's why I take Can we?
Speaker 1: And then Kendall papers back with like a stuff raccoon?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ken still dating even though we have
Speaker 1: nothing in calimon? How long do you give him until
Speaker 1: dances strives over? Yeah, when he gets kicked off? Three months?
Speaker 1: Can we give a shout out to the trumpet player
Speaker 1: that's next to Diggie in the back stab? That was
Speaker 1: amazing And the performance that Diggie had, he did a
Speaker 1: good job and he stated he didn't laugh and maybe
Speaker 1: he was a cute nice guy. Nobody, nobody, Diggie is
Speaker 1: he born? How about John? How about John getting called
Speaker 1: out for face timing with the Chelseas which I had
Speaker 1: looked at his Instagram and I saw that he had
Speaker 1: screenshot an idiot then like FaceTime. So he's a total dog.
Speaker 1: I loved him and he turned out to be a dog.
Speaker 1: See Like the thing is, I couldn't tell if he
Speaker 1: really was, because he really seemed like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just I just made out with people. But then
Speaker 1: I really like thought about the way that he kissed Kendall,
Speaker 1: and it made me really upset the way he did that.
Speaker 1: What did he remember like when he went to go
Speaker 1: make out with Kendall, which I forgot they had kissed early.
Speaker 1: I forgot that too. I blocked this out. But he
Speaker 1: like he was like trying to stay, and he like
Speaker 1: went over to Kendall at one point, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I kind of missed, like I felt
Speaker 1: like we really had a connection. And then they made out,
Speaker 1: remember and then she cried after Yeah, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: really upset. So that bothered me because I felt like
Speaker 1: he was just so desperate to stay. But yeah, he
Speaker 1: really just hopped around the whole time. I just felt like,
Speaker 1: but it was like dirty dog. It was. At first
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, oh, he just doesn't get
Speaker 1: a lot of girls and he first she doesn't know
Speaker 1: what to do. I think the site, I think he
Speaker 1: doesn't get a little girls. Other guys are paired off
Speaker 1: he's site and he's being a dog. He gets to
Speaker 1: be the player, but like he was the most unexpected
Speaker 1: player he was and I still couldn't help but cheer
Speaker 1: for him by side nothing. I was like I was,
Speaker 1: I kept wanting him to We we never discussed on
Speaker 1: this podcast is the fact that Ashley I and what's
Speaker 1: his name? What's his name? Jared that his favorite band
Speaker 1: is Measures. We never discussed that. He couldn't believed Rob
Speaker 1: Thomas is Rob Thomas. He couldn't believe it. He couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it was Rob Thomas. He was sincerely freaking out.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that the greatest? Yes? It was, Yes, it was
Speaker 1: his Rob Thomas's wife walked in, allegedly walked in and
Speaker 1: caught him. How that was like an urban legend. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Did he get divorced? Like? Wasn't that the legend of
Speaker 1: like why he got divorced? He divorced? I don't know.
Speaker 1: There was that there was a trivol to bath house
Speaker 1: like one over here. There's so many good one Thomas
Speaker 1: is going to sing at their wedding. That would be
Speaker 1: the best time I have not thought about good about Okay?
Speaker 1: So then, um, well, Kevin I would explode after that,
Speaker 1: Kevin broke up with her. He said, um if if
Speaker 1: I feel like, if I don't give you, I'm a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. It's like he would made it all
Speaker 1: about him. It was all about him the whole time.
Speaker 1: You know, one thing I sud you know it's not
Speaker 1: to bind tide me. It was just and she said,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm getting blamed for his past bad relationships.
Speaker 1: She was, she was right baggage. One on one, she
Speaker 1: was right. I have to say that woman. By the end,
Speaker 1: I was like, she was my favorite. Me too, by
Speaker 1: far my favorite too. Yeah, she was wonderful. I also
Speaker 1: started to like Crystal. Crystal two did a full day,
Speaker 1: did one both for her. But they're both still crazy.
Speaker 1: That's why they found each other. I think it's a
Speaker 1: I think it's a great guy. They literally giggled together.
Speaker 1: They seemed to enjoy each other, and they actually seemed
Speaker 1: to mellow each other out in a sweet way. And
Speaker 1: they're both not self aware, so they like I still
Speaker 1: think he's kind of stuck. She's a night mare and
Speaker 1: he's a d like she got sweet, she said. I
Speaker 1: liked her saying my childhood I didn't have a lot
Speaker 1: of role modeled. Um. I never could rely on someone
Speaker 1: being there. We forgot that she was all alone and
Speaker 1: they were kind of sweet, like I really didn't have
Speaker 1: a full honest, I'm totally cheering for them, me too,
Speaker 1: because he was he I could be naive, but he
Speaker 1: was so gross and such a piece of ship. Such
Speaker 1: by the end, it really felt like he took a
Speaker 1: glass of act right and was really in love with
Speaker 1: her and like he was like, oh, I sort of
Speaker 1: said whole role like I'm not I was playing this role.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish I really like I believed it.
Speaker 1: I need too. It's weird that we didn't see the conversation.
Speaker 1: He showed up for their date. Okay, the moms. She
Speaker 1: showed up for the date. He showed up his date
Speaker 1: in his tight white jeans and um, yeah, they they
Speaker 1: got engaged. He did a fake out engaged. That's a
Speaker 1: fake out, That's what I'm saying. Like he's still he's
Speaker 1: still insane, and she's just floating around on Pluto. I
Speaker 1: don't know how they're going to make it, but they could.
Speaker 1: The moms were amazing because you look at and Crystal,
Speaker 1: it was just like White Trash Heart. I think said
Speaker 1: that Chris's mom just looked like him with a wig on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta forget who said that. Hats
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, can we put an
Speaker 1: episode White Tressed Hard? Because it wasn't like Crystal's mom
Speaker 1: the one that deserted her or that she was there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're so happy she had all that, she had all
Speaker 1: the filler. She's crazy. I bet they have karaoke for sure,
Speaker 1: and they're like when best friends, we need lots of baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you put Jack Daniels in your smoothie. I put Jack Daniels.
Speaker 1: You put a face on your face. I put a
Speaker 1: face on my face. Can I put your face on
Speaker 1: my fide face on my face? Okay, let's talk about
Speaker 1: Camille and I felt badly for her by the end.
Speaker 1: She should have stabbed him. I have a question is
Speaker 1: yes my mom was. I was just going to say,
Speaker 1: do you think that was completely staged or he really
Speaker 1: did that? I think he really did. She should have
Speaker 1: been like you get off the stage. I think she
Speaker 1: handled fairly well. But I'm not convinced that wasn't her
Speaker 1: leaving and coming back. That only be is she was
Speaker 1: such a delicate I mean, she's she's she feels like
Speaker 1: she's going to have a breakdown every thirty seconds. Yes,
Speaker 1: and if that, if she didn't know that was coming,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she was trying to break up
Speaker 1: with him, Remember she was like, I tried to dump
Speaker 1: you a month ago and you said no, So maybe
Speaker 1: she was kind of over him, and maybe she was
Speaker 1: just like the whole thing is hardened her and now
Speaker 1: she's just just like a fucking like me. She'll be
Speaker 1: back next year. She's going to be back. She got curly,
Speaker 1: and she got like dump like like Carly did by
Speaker 1: that guy the year before. What was that godhead the
Speaker 1: redhead ginger um she is? But this this dude is
Speaker 1: just she said to you. He did say, I don't
Speaker 1: think you're a kind of girl. You are the girl
Speaker 1: I see myself with I have falling in love. Heart
Speaker 1: is pounding. Can you feel the entire time? It's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling. I don't feel anything because he's cardboard cutout
Speaker 1: of what do you think he was going to break
Speaker 1: up with her seven times? And then said like the
Speaker 1: most romantic thing. It was actually very part of me
Speaker 1: was like, maybe he's almost like the far in exchange
Speaker 1: student who doesn't know not to go out long Dutch.
Speaker 1: I'm the Polish like you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: somebody who comes in and they don't know, not like
Speaker 1: oh no, you don't go for analyst like she's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like it was a part of me like, maybe he
Speaker 1: doesn't know, like and yet he has been here since
Speaker 1: he was five, so that doesn't make sense. But part
Speaker 1: of me was like, maybe it's just a different thing.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know. He probably doesn't watch, he probably doesn't watch.
Speaker 1: But she I just was like, she's bad for most fragile.
Speaker 1: And then I just I, you know, I've said this,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say this, but watching her, like you know,
Speaker 1: with the threads pull out was for me so enjoyful
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, no, analysis down in five
Speaker 1: every single day. She's like, he's she made me to
Speaker 1: be like, we're one of the strongest, started laughing. Troubles
Speaker 1: I can see. I mean my husband, I think both
Speaker 1: of them was like Kenny jan Jordan was like that
Speaker 1: he'd be a great dad. Yes, Like did I tell
Speaker 1: you about I tell you about the Johnny Pepperton Annelie
Speaker 1: was in his ground class. Yeah, we talked to Johnny
Speaker 1: about it. She would give us anything. He didn't tell
Speaker 1: us anything. But that's why I can't hear yes ending.
Speaker 1: But she apparently was also on who wants to marry
Speaker 1: marry like a millionaire match millionaire or something like that
Speaker 1: as well. She was yeah, I just I just think
Speaker 1: that that that moment to me felt like if that
Speaker 1: I had money to bet, I don't. I'm in some jams,
Speaker 1: but if I had money to bet your sugar mom
Speaker 1: out there, she was totally staged. I just don't think
Speaker 1: the way she's behaved, where a wind blows and her
Speaker 1: knees buckle, that she could handle a guy that you
Speaker 1: mean if this is the strongest couple, you mean the
Speaker 1: guy that's the former social media participants, that's his title
Speaker 1: for former social media participating. That might be the best,
Speaker 1: that the best social media participant? Does that mean he's
Speaker 1: not on Instagram? And he is? He is. You should
Speaker 1: look at his Instagram. It's nuts. It's just shirtless photos
Speaker 1: of him and he doesn't look like a real human.
Speaker 1: You know, he's always like I am barbecueing at home.
Speaker 1: You're like, he's like shirtless, like and it's fired weird.
Speaker 1: I can listen to another. My heart it's pounding like
Speaker 1: he's a cardboard cut out of a human being. I
Speaker 1: don't forget in the Russian with the with the chaplipstick,
Speaker 1: I heard she's apparently with shit who's with her? But
Speaker 1: but but don't side note Angela and Clay are in
Speaker 1: love Angela when was like, but you are all in Eric?
Speaker 1: Angela and Eric who sounds like they're in love, they're
Speaker 1: look so cute. Yeah, their Instagram and they're really cute. Clay,
Speaker 1: the one who sounded like Hermit the Frog is broke
Speaker 1: his wrist and he actually and he like, oh he's
Speaker 1: so sweet, so sweet? Wait, how did you guys? That
Speaker 1: just popped out? Like he tweeted at us. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so how did they just they just met in
Speaker 1: some b I P circle? They must have Yep, right,
Speaker 1: here we go. I gotta lead by ten of Okay,
Speaker 1: what time is now? Okay? Okay, but no, no, I
Speaker 1: mean I could just not. She was a guy that
Speaker 1: was dating Eric and then Eric like I woke up
Speaker 1: one day was like, oh I broke up with you, remember,
Speaker 1: and she was like, no, you did it. He goes, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm this is me breaking up. I love this. I
Speaker 1: love that couple, she said, she said, I'm a little
Speaker 1: she's she's that's right, Christina's dating Blake Blake Blake Wait,
Speaker 1: which was my school shooting? Didn't you? Yes? It's excited,
Speaker 1: don't heighter he'll be so jealous. Yeah, they've been seeing
Speaker 1: each other apparently, which might be one reason he didn't
Speaker 1: get a bachelor growing up. I see snow, I eat
Speaker 1: it so hungry, allow so much snow. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I like trauma, trauma, traumab traumabond. Blake is like good.
Speaker 1: I don't know you had no food. I don't ever
Speaker 1: need to be together forever. I don't never need to
Speaker 1: see Crystal putting Chris and imask again and with a
Speaker 1: feather tickling. I don't never need to see the fantasy
Speaker 1: see im ask featherly back. I gave lips thick feather,
Speaker 1: Christ and Crystal feather. I'm ask Christ and Crystal feather. Okay,
Speaker 1: they kill Boston going into the Fantasy suite the first time,
Speaker 1: like in fact, fifty shades of b I p fifty
Speaker 1: shades of BIPs. The sausage. Oh that was so funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then and then love Jordan's say Jenna, this is
Speaker 1: Mexican polish, so check out my pants. I liked his.
Speaker 1: Jordan's I'm a one gal guy. I'm a one gal
Speaker 1: type of guy. And the one girl for me is you.
Speaker 1: That was so cute. It was so cute. Okay, wait
Speaker 1: here we go. Um and then fighting Ben Watt. Don't
Speaker 1: you talk about Claire? That was amazing about do talk
Speaker 1: about Claire? I love I love all these dudes. I
Speaker 1: loved Wills laughing. What was Wills laughing at? He's laughing
Speaker 1: at them fighting? Wills was dying. Um, Camille and everybody going,
Speaker 1: this is funked up. Camille breaking up on TV the
Speaker 1: Girls and she and I did like. She had a
Speaker 1: good comeback, saying it's not that you're doing it's how
Speaker 1: you're doing it. And then she goes you are though
Speaker 1: you are. That was a good She had a good
Speaker 1: compu Alice went up there and she started like outing
Speaker 1: all his info. Yes, and then like Mama Tia. That
Speaker 1: was like yeah, girl, yeah, Mama, Crystal, Mama Goose moms.
Speaker 1: They want to flock a baby goose. Where was jujub
Speaker 1: She was there, Oh Jubilee, Jubilee team. She was in
Speaker 1: the bluepers but she probably just not on storm after
Speaker 1: John was a dick and was like fuck yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not coming back. That that exit was there was somebody else.
Speaker 1: There was somebody else that didn't come back. I can't
Speaker 1: remember what else that John. I can't remember. John went
Speaker 1: through like eighteen and felt like there weren't enough people there.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't remember who wasn't there. Um, I wish
Speaker 1: Leo hadn't been there. Leo was such a did not
Speaker 1: need to be there because I assume they were like Leo.
Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, And then he doesn't even get
Speaker 1: he's not going to say it because he's accused of
Speaker 1: sexual Yeah. Really yeah, I'm surprised that even had him on.
Speaker 1: Oh my God. And then when you go back and
Speaker 1: you watch that episodes where he's kissing all the girls,
Speaker 1: I'm lying and he's gross. He had such he was
Speaker 1: so fun, so gross. You just don't know, you don't know.
Speaker 1: We loved God. I loved him on our first day,
Speaker 1: on the first date. Women have defended Leo. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have defended him. That was because Kavanaugh came out with
Speaker 1: that letter Brett Kvina Supreme Court. Sixty women have said
Speaker 1: I'm a great god and wanted more money Leo Leo.
Speaker 1: I'm appointed. Overall, guys, I did enjoy this season very much.
Speaker 1: I'm bummed that is Colton. Now thoughts on Colton, he's
Speaker 1: so gay. I know, can they have guys? Do you
Speaker 1: think they'd ever do that? Would be the best. God, no,
Speaker 1: it's BBC Disney. It would be great. I mean that's
Speaker 1: what they should have. That should but I don't know
Speaker 1: he should he would be like such a fun gay dude.
Speaker 1: He's sorry, I've transferred. It was like a logo back.
Speaker 1: He feels also, he feels also a little like he
Speaker 1: had maybe some bad stuff go down, Like he feels
Speaker 1: right and of everything, you know, like yeah, because he's
Speaker 1: in the locker room wanting to get think he's getting like,
Speaker 1: I mean, were you guys saying how like remember when
Speaker 1: he was like breaking up with he almost even like
Speaker 1: said it, he goes, I feel like I could never
Speaker 1: have been I never feel felt have felt like I
Speaker 1: could be myself. I feel like no one really knows
Speaker 1: the really it's like he wanted to know. I can't
Speaker 1: say it. I mean talk about having a fucking mental breakdown.
Speaker 1: I really I now he's putting himself like and he
Speaker 1: seems to really like he seems to like to be
Speaker 1: on TV. Also, I was surprised I didn't even say
Speaker 1: a single thing to him at the after. They didn't
Speaker 1: think one thing about him because they rightly makes sense.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, was so weird and we're just supposed to
Speaker 1: accept that that it's just over and just he doesn't
Speaker 1: really he's looking for love. He doesn't want her, he
Speaker 1: doesn't want her. I like that, Like we're best friends now.
Speaker 1: It's like liars. Yeah yeah, yeah, Um did you enjoy
Speaker 1: the season? I did? I did. I wanted more couples
Speaker 1: honestly that I liked too. They haven't had a really
Speaker 1: watching people fall in love in like two years, because
Speaker 1: last year we got like all jankie and then this
Speaker 1: year I really felt like last year that together. Yes,
Speaker 1: Raven and Adam, Yeah, they were very cute. They're very cute,
Speaker 1: really cute, really cute on Instagram. I'd like some people individually.
Speaker 1: I just didn't like the coupling. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I liked Jenna and Jordan until it went awry,
Speaker 1: and I liked grocery Store Joe and Kendall until she
Speaker 1: freaked out. And ironically enough, I'm probably cheering the most
Speaker 1: for bat shit gross Goo to Kevin and Astro the most.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like they all exploded. I think maybe
Speaker 1: off the show they'll be way better, but I like them.
Speaker 1: I like them all less now that they exploded. I
Speaker 1: think Chris and Crystal are my top dog. I think
Speaker 1: I like Jordan. Jordan was a fun refresher, you know,
Speaker 1: just fun comedy. Yeah. But in general, this this Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise season, I just was left wanting a little
Speaker 1: bit more. I feel like Ta Coulton thing really brought
Speaker 1: it down. Are with you? The first four episodes were
Speaker 1: like because it was like a dick and like she
Speaker 1: was the first guest, remember, and she really just wanted
Speaker 1: Colton and everyone came on, wasn't Colton? Yeah? Sad? Like, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you're right. I thought the Shoshana storyline was my favorite.
Speaker 1: That was so crazy to do you have anything you
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Speaker 1: but that's so fine. I'll have to start watching. I
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Speaker 1: are either Brian is going on towards so I either
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Speaker 1: It's a lot of episodes. You guys email us and
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Speaker 1: which I kind of want to watch, or Love Island,
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Speaker 1: all season. Will you help us pick the final tweet
Speaker 1: of the weekend? Then Aaron has to go give her
Speaker 1: cat um Um, what's it called. It's just a U
Speaker 1: T I. I just have to drop it and a
Speaker 1: one strip my face. That's a U T I. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a diabetic. It's just go a little go,
Speaker 1: a little affectionate. Um. Okay, ready here tweeter the weeks
Speaker 1: Number one John Moore at Real John Moore, their kidnapped
Speaker 1: stims who read their captors demands with more conviction than
Speaker 1: Camille's post fantasy sweet speech to Analize. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: love you no more. Okay. Number two? Um, okay, number two, wait,
Speaker 1: hold place, I texted to myself whole please art marine
Speaker 1: here we go, there, we go there they are Okay, no,
Speaker 1: this is okay. Number two Jesse Simmons Analyze gave nine
Speaker 1: for this sixty forty guy and still lost. I guess
Speaker 1: he should have walked out saying I need one fifty
Speaker 1: fit minus fifty yeah yeah, yeah, yeah okay. Um Number
Speaker 1: three Nikki Lameshka at Enmeshka things no normal women want
Speaker 1: a one at one, a guy to pretend to break
Speaker 1: up with her in the middle of getting engaged, and
Speaker 1: to a dude who nicknamed himself the Goose. Okay, okay um.
Speaker 1: Number four seth that at baseball, I went to be
Speaker 1: twice a week so I could find a wife in Paradise,
Speaker 1: and all I got with these crappy salad dressing recipes. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Kevin and this is my story. Okay um okay,
Speaker 1: there's two more. Seth. That one was that because he
Speaker 1: was like he loves salad dressing, and they were like, oh, like, hey,
Speaker 1: can we everyone come here. He's like, oh, I just
Speaker 1: ordered my salad or something like that, and he was
Speaker 1: also saying like I never buy salad dressing. I always
Speaker 1: make salad dressing. Okay. Here's another set that at baseban
Speaker 1: one to the man that said, I'm gonna go get
Speaker 1: all pretty for you, only to come back in a
Speaker 1: sweaty T shirt and slightly more formal capri pants. Neil
Speaker 1: I now dubbed the service Sir bag La douche Knight
Speaker 1: of the Realm of Duchery and final one another set
Speaker 1: that Book of Paradise three sixteen and after three days,
Speaker 1: the resurrected youth pastor did say, unto his disciples, go
Speaker 1: the fourth onto the boom boom room or break nine
Speaker 1: summer fling off today. Either way I careth not. I'll
Speaker 1: see you guys later. Yes, I'm gonna say um capri
Speaker 1: pants or other I'm gonna say capre pants or um things.
Speaker 1: No normal woman want a guy to pretend to break
Speaker 1: up with her in the middle of getting a gauge
Speaker 1: and to a dude who nicknames himself a goose capri
Speaker 1: pants capri pants was to the man that said I'm
Speaker 1: going to go get all pretty for you, only come
Speaker 1: back in a sweaty T shirt and slightly more formal
Speaker 1: capri pants. Neil I now dubbed these or bag laduche
Speaker 1: Knight of Rum of laduce Eery from Seth vat. I
Speaker 1: like that one, but I'm gonna say no woman wants
Speaker 1: joking in a proposal or someone named from self proposal
Speaker 1: or Caprice okay, Katie okay, Capris wins says that you
Speaker 1: are you want to come back in a sweaty T
Speaker 1: shirt and slightly more formal capree pants. Neil I now
Speaker 1: dubbed the bag Laduche the Realm of douchery. UM take
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