WEBVTT - "White Trash Heart!" With Erin Foley and Rob Benedict

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<v Speaker 1>Where I could get Lasik, but instead i'd I having

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<v Speaker 1>ascended lamps from my Kia. Oh, I've kind of not

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<v Speaker 1>success for the update for you, this update on my eyesight,

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<v Speaker 1>my pen, this situations, toe by Friday afternoon so much

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard, it's like I've even talking about the episode

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<v Speaker 1>so much. This stuff high names are and I've entered

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<v Speaker 1>a few state here. I am high in a high

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<v Speaker 1>rise down the street from where a crack house just

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<v Speaker 1>got rated yesterday. True story. You just need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I broke my toe and I did it myself yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>on the set of Adam Ruins everything like a real dickhead,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm elevating my foot and everybody's had to wear

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<v Speaker 1>a slipper in public, and I actually felt like always

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<v Speaker 1>right with the world. I know this because I'm with

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<v Speaker 1>my friend Aaron Foley broke her toe last year and

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<v Speaker 1>we as we tour it in Chicago and fully I

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<v Speaker 1>missed you. Thank you great to be back. We take

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<v Speaker 1>my toe on a dance move into the side of

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<v Speaker 1>my bed. I recall I think I know you are

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<v Speaker 1>stern forty something. If no, I just need everybody to

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<v Speaker 1>know that we're being quiet, because for me, Annah's Professional Office.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got sessional NPR type podcast and instead we have

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<v Speaker 1>to act like adults from Syria. You if I, if

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<v Speaker 1>I live from Syria? Is grocer question dancing? Were you

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<v Speaker 1>were dancing? If I recall? I know you all enough? Friends?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Honeymoon show? Whatever that show was, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>George Michael. It was George Michael, father, George Michael. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was George Winne Houston. I think it was Michael Jackson,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson. It was one of these, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>the trifecta, the most important guys. But it was something

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<v Speaker 1>specific because I was really going for you. He did

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<v Speaker 1>a spin kick, he did a spin needed a clap,

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<v Speaker 1>spin kicking. You kicked your man in the mirror. It

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<v Speaker 1>kicks up at the end. Yeah, I'm in the mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I had to get a mirror. The entire I

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<v Speaker 1>was a mystery. It was ebony and ivory. Yesterday on

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<v Speaker 1>the set of Adam Woms Everything. We were filming out

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<v Speaker 1>in Chatsworth where all the porns are made, and I

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<v Speaker 1>I the was this giant sound stage and they had

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<v Speaker 1>all these differences because they used to film Teen Wolf there,

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<v Speaker 1>so they had the remnants of teen wolf. So of

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<v Speaker 1>course I was wildly aroused as a human and as

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<v Speaker 1>a woman. I needed to go exploring as a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>just and as a teen. So I found a sewer

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<v Speaker 1>set and I was like, I gotta jump in the sewer.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only human. So I was like, quick, quick, get

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<v Speaker 1>a photo. Let's grab constant content. Guys. I take a jump,

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<v Speaker 1>and I land like a ballerina, perfect hoe point, not

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<v Speaker 1>wearing toe shoes on hard straight down on my toe

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<v Speaker 1>broke mattaw, which is second from the big one. All

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's so painful that all night. This is how

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<v Speaker 1>I slept. That the one that went to the market.

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<v Speaker 1>It was piggy that one went to the market. Mean

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<v Speaker 1>you might hear the melodious dulcet tones of not only

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<v Speaker 1>the most dangerous god, it's supernatural and not only my

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<v Speaker 1>mother's potential new best friends love her so much. She

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<v Speaker 1>loved you. Yeah, we had a good time. But also

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<v Speaker 1>that's for ye bay, We're so glad to have It's

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<v Speaker 1>fun to be Robert Bennett, my mom. I did in Ville.

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<v Speaker 1>You walked in. You took the Red Eye to get there, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and you walked in and who was waiting? But Jane Marine.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've heard so much about her. And she

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<v Speaker 1>looked at you and you said to her, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>happy to be here. Is she said to you? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you though? She was, are you? Are you really roight?

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<v Speaker 1>Are my God? Didn't you feel understood? Oh God? I

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<v Speaker 1>just I love her so much? And first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>she looks like she looks so young, so young, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's got all this energy. Yes, she's adorable. I love

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<v Speaker 1>her so much. She was everything that you've described her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's everything right. She used the microphone as a suggestion. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think on stage in front of people, she's

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<v Speaker 1>waving the mic in front of her face, but she

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<v Speaker 1>was killing it. We were asking her about like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like what about when I broke up with somebody? When

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<v Speaker 1>she's like when you broke up with people? We still

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<v Speaker 1>had a party. It was a celebration. Like she was

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<v Speaker 1>just like fire. She was working and the story about

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<v Speaker 1>her and the horse is still on my favorite. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to know that I was at a party,

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<v Speaker 1>like a like a benefit to help for the families

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<v Speaker 1>that are separated at the border. I went to like

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<v Speaker 1>a fancy political party, and somebody came up to me

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like your mom and the horse, Your mom

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<v Speaker 1>and the horse. I had talked about, like can we

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<v Speaker 1>see the photo of your mom by the horse? And

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<v Speaker 1>then I had to look at this man and say,

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<v Speaker 1>my newly widowed mother. He looked at me like I

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<v Speaker 1>was the devil. The woman who was telling the story

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<v Speaker 1>loved it. She's like, you know the story. And he

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<v Speaker 1>looked at me like I was there until I pulled

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<v Speaker 1>out the photo. And even he couldn't resist the charms.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he be angry that You're like, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>funny story about your mom getting bit by a horse,

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<v Speaker 1>getting bit by a horse. She's fine, she's fine. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like the last times of the pictures. It might

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<v Speaker 1>seem cruel. It said cruel, like, oh my mom, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get back out there, you gotta get in the

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<v Speaker 1>dating world. I'm getting it. I was like, it's my

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<v Speaker 1>newly widowed mother that I was like, I'm taking. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>taking her for Thanksgiving and I was getting her like

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<v Speaker 1>dating profile shot. I was like, she didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get back out. I was like, no, you got it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like I'm not ready. I'm like ready, schmetty, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get a pick. She had cut. That's the set. I

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<v Speaker 1>lost him in the beginning, and then when I showed

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<v Speaker 1>him the photo much like anyway, I loved it. I

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<v Speaker 1>got the low down on Little Compton real estate. I

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<v Speaker 1>just loved it all. She's a new nickname. Now, what

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<v Speaker 1>is it? J j um Anna Katie? How are you? Ladies?

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<v Speaker 1>Were good? Very good? Okay, can we just discuss. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, so we're not guys, We're sorry. We're doing

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<v Speaker 1>this on Friday. Um, I know you have to go

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<v Speaker 1>give your cat insolence. So we're gonna make this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing this. This is sexy. We got broken toes,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got diabetic cats. Things are happening. I'm literally on

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<v Speaker 1>the toe end of our marine looking beyond her. What

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<v Speaker 1>if I was just such a dick that this is

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<v Speaker 1>how I just like like I had, like I had

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<v Speaker 1>like I came with a fur pillow and I actually

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<v Speaker 1>might take my pants off. I had a burrito for lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am below. I don't trust people that don't

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<v Speaker 1>like burritos. Where did the Communist? Where you go? Casita Campu?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they good? Delicious, affordable kind of burrito vegetarian and

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<v Speaker 1>a takeout? Or do you sit down. Well, it was

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<v Speaker 1>last night's Brithday dinner and I had the second half today. God, you,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to pace myself. Okay, speaking pacing

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<v Speaker 1>yourself those guys. It was so hard to not be

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<v Speaker 1>able to do the But I'm still actually glad in

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<v Speaker 1>some ways that we're doing it now, because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like we had Monday and Tuesday night. You see

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<v Speaker 1>the show and then you're like, wait, what, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>enough time to hate ourselves for watching it. I watched it.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to stay pure and not find out because

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<v Speaker 1>because my so my TV didn't record it. It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>record football, and then so then yeah, so then I

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<v Speaker 1>watched it the next day and that I was filming,

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<v Speaker 1>So then I watched. But by the time I watched

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<v Speaker 1>the second night, I had already found out about Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>and Jennis watching. It was so hard to watch. And

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<v Speaker 1>I and then laurcause I was filming in Chatsworth. Will

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<v Speaker 1>they make poornnesterday? It was a long enough drive. Laurie

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<v Speaker 1>sent me the reality Steve interview with Jordan yesterday. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>can you feel me in a little bit? And for

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<v Speaker 1>the listeners, so is Jordan's it was so gracious about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically what happened. So this is after after the final,

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<v Speaker 1>after the final rose. I think he really loved her.

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<v Speaker 1>He really won me over the season. You know, the

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<v Speaker 1>way he looked at her, he was so dazzled by her.

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<v Speaker 1>When the wedding dress, he just loved loved her. And um,

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<v Speaker 1>even hearing him speak about it, he was so gracious.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm not going to speak ill of her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm embarrassed, I'm devastated, but this is a woman I

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<v Speaker 1>loved and I'm not going to I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>trash her I care for. So they're saying that she

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<v Speaker 1>had like a couple of sugar daddies. It's almost implied,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if this is accurate. This this

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<v Speaker 1>may be completely false. But like some people are saying

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<v Speaker 1>she may have possibly been like a sex worker. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe not that, but like maybe one of those

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<v Speaker 1>like you know they have like like not like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like an escort sugar were Like I see billboards

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<v Speaker 1>that literally say that in Hollywood that are like get

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<v Speaker 1>your sugar daddy and like get things paid for, Like

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<v Speaker 1>they literally Yeah, it's like yeah, so you actually just

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<v Speaker 1>like show up and go places with them. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you do stuff spin on this woman

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble. Yeah, And I know because some of the

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<v Speaker 1>texts were like I'm gonna put you in my mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. The thing I got from it is

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<v Speaker 1>that she she has like these networking meetings with older

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<v Speaker 1>like businessman and then her way of like getting help

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<v Speaker 1>out of them for her own business I think is

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<v Speaker 1>by like sleeping with that is this she has like

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<v Speaker 1>a fitness and then like a lifestyle brand things. She's

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<v Speaker 1>got like four different instagrams that are like fitness in

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<v Speaker 1>life by Jenna. Like what is she Carolina? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know outings to think about it. If she's like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of an escort kind of situation she did? She she

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<v Speaker 1>easily how I say this delicately place she would sort

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<v Speaker 1>of easily go. She was She seemed like she really

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<v Speaker 1>cared about Jordan's Yeah, but then she'd easily kind of

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<v Speaker 1>kiss on yes easily you know other guys. Yeah, exactly

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<v Speaker 1>you would be watching was like I really shouldn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>really shouldn't. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she would be like really good at like quickly winning

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<v Speaker 1>people over and like kind of putting on an act.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also feel very naive for thinking they probably

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<v Speaker 1>sleep she doesn't sleep well. She probably doesn't know there

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<v Speaker 1>was texting suicide of ye, that's true. I didn't actually

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<v Speaker 1>like I feel bad. I mean, she feels like she

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<v Speaker 1>feels like bad stuff probably like it's like this is

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<v Speaker 1>probably somebody that had some tough stuff early on, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, pardon me, feels like sad that she even

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<v Speaker 1>went through this system and was like like like there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's some hardcore probably old damage there. Yeah. It just

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<v Speaker 1>sucks though, And he's been such a gentleman about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said like he and the way he phrased it,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just basically like, you know, I wish her

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<v Speaker 1>well and I will be a friend to her, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see how you can get past this. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like that we don't know she's sleeping with these

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<v Speaker 1>guys to like promoter business. My first reaction obviously was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, that's terrible. But then now hearing this, I

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<v Speaker 1>need to get a better business model. I really could.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get out of some jams, and they are

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<v Speaker 1>building up the Foli Jail, Foli jail. I got about

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<v Speaker 1>six on the front burner happy related burn hard to

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<v Speaker 1>bang to get out of the jails. Yes, yesterday, Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>I love me over exactly the same as when I

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<v Speaker 1>first met you maybe two years ago. Yeah, have an

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<v Speaker 1>aged I have weathered though, like fifteen years in the

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<v Speaker 1>two years. You know, it's just my broken top. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen the marine jeans. The marine jeans are strong.

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<v Speaker 1>The fake get some fake lashes going. My fake lashes

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<v Speaker 1>are still kind of they're starting to coffer. They lotted

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<v Speaker 1>a good, solid month. Okay, guys, not surprised. Let's just no,

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<v Speaker 1>not even remotely surprised. Well, I guess we should. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think they really liked that. Like she had absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>no substance, like if you're talking about like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a strong female that knows what she wants, no, like

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<v Speaker 1>if someone sneeze. I was like kind of thing, did

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<v Speaker 1>we actually her speak that much? And I couldn't recall

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<v Speaker 1>seeing her speak that much? Like literally when I saw her, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just her with like Bena or with Jordan's.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean I wasn't. I'm never shocked when anyone

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<v Speaker 1>from the show does anything like that, because I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>of course they did. They went on women to cheer for.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been more surprised, like of all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't shock me that it's her. I mean the

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<v Speaker 1>real shocker here is that we're even having a positive

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<v Speaker 1>conversation about Jordan's He was I've loved him from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Side note, I got to work with Lance Bass this week,

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<v Speaker 1>may do the podcast he's I tried to get him

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<v Speaker 1>to come today, but he's in San Diego. He loves

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<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor. I've heard nothing but that I loved him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he is such mostly just super awesome. He's the best. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's the best. Um, Okay, here we go. So I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we're just gonna go through the episodes and then

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<v Speaker 1>we can all right. Ord and getting camera ready. They

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<v Speaker 1>had to go do the they got the date, they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go do their photos shoot, um, their engagement photoship.

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<v Speaker 1>Those pictures were so cute. Yeah. Yeah, did you think

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<v Speaker 1>that they told them to go into the water? Was that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but it was funny. I love forgetting

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<v Speaker 1>tossed around like, but her reaction, she froze. She was

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<v Speaker 1>not This was not a person who was ready. She

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<v Speaker 1>was not ready. Anna, what do you think no. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean now that we know that, like looking back at

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<v Speaker 1>all her behavior, like you can see that she was

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<v Speaker 1>very stressed about the situation. But also at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to capitalize on it and be like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if I can engage, people are gonna like follow me

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram and then I can like I never like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>this was a couple like I barely cheered for. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to say, I never thought like this was gonna last.

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought I thought, truly by the end, he

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<v Speaker 1>really probably loved her. I honest to god, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>just saying this because we could talk about the other couples.

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<v Speaker 1>We were like, how is it please for her? I

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<v Speaker 1>just never never believed anything. I really was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>this is She's like, I don't know. She was never

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<v Speaker 1>that he was never likable to me in it. You

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<v Speaker 1>could see he was dazzled by her and she was

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<v Speaker 1>never all in. But like, Jordan has this thing where

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<v Speaker 1>he was such good, he was so funny and he

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<v Speaker 1>would say such funny things You're just like, I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>But he also was like a huge dick tie you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, and disrespectful to women in the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of b I P so I was just like

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<v Speaker 1>these two, you know, but he really was so I

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<v Speaker 1>mean listen, so entertaining. And I will say Ben Walk

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<v Speaker 1>called him at on that at the after the final roses.

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<v Speaker 1>I never called women a snack. Yeah snack. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was the grossest conversation. Oh my god, that's why it

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<v Speaker 1>was just like him in like goose, piece of shop.

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<v Speaker 1>That was funny. But then when you get real disrespectful misogynist,

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<v Speaker 1>I check out, like I just I check out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did wonderful. And the temper tantrums, the throwing the

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<v Speaker 1>bear into the ocean, yeah, really strangling it. Yeah that's true,

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Then Jordan's and he said this a picture

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<v Speaker 1>takes a thousand words to describe, and there's a thousand

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<v Speaker 1>words to describe. How great Jenna and I, isn't it

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<v Speaker 1>a pictures worth a thousand words? Take words? Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>an ocean, there are two people people are working on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on film. Um, it's nine ago. Okay, it's there's

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<v Speaker 1>a palm tree. It looks like there's some depth. The

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<v Speaker 1>aperture is the apictures like it was over excited. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's old God's graces, there's more to go. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 1>best of times, it was the worst. It's a little

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<v Speaker 1>heavy on the red um. There's also there's a little

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<v Speaker 1>chew mark on the side of the picture. Is your

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<v Speaker 1>Hunger Away? Did you listen to that reality Steve with

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan's Yeah, they said that. Apparently one of Jordan's or

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<v Speaker 1>not Jordan's Jenna's friends came forward and said, no, she's

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<v Speaker 1>actually playing the guy that she's having an affair with.

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<v Speaker 1>She really loves Jordan's Yeah, just like I know Jordan was.

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<v Speaker 1>Even Jordan was like, that's also up. Yeah, that's what

0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Jordan was like, That's still fun. That's like a Giuliani.

0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:11.240
<v Speaker 1>The truth isn't the truth. You know, she's Trump's I

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<v Speaker 1>am also fucking the neighbor, and I'm the neighbor. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's basically reality seeing fake news. Don't believe it. But

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<v Speaker 1>she hasn't said anything, so I can't trust her. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel badly for him. So then the falcon arrives and

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<v Speaker 1>they said he's famous for being Robert Hunter eighty nine.

0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:32.240
<v Speaker 1>He said, I'm famous for being Robert Hunter eighty nine

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<v Speaker 1>on the social interwebs. It's like, dude, don't try and

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<v Speaker 1>be funny. You're not, You're the fucking falcon. Yes he is, Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>he should go home, he he. He just seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>too old. He was wearing like a sleeveless turtleneck. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tight sleeveless like dental white turtlement. Weird. It almost was

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<v Speaker 1>like something Jennifer Anniston would have worn on friends in

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<v Speaker 1>with her the Rachel. It would have been a tight

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<v Speaker 1>turtle then, which reminded me of like when you're in

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<v Speaker 1>high school and like the person that graduated and like

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go to college days to kill me. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm gonna come back and hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>the high schoolers and you're like, oh I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were cool and now you're just know. They were all

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<v Speaker 1>like they were all like, oh my god, this guy's back,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what the fun fuck you? Classmates? Like are in

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas getting arrested for like to mess. Okay, let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that. So Amanda got arrested. Amanda, who's who's maybe

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<v Speaker 1>four ft four, the mother of two or three to twins,

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<v Speaker 1>two little girls, yeah, two little girls, not twins, that

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<v Speaker 1>she got arrested for assaulting her boyfriend who's like six six.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like four ft one. She probably like pushed his dick.

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<v Speaker 1>She got it's amazing that she assaulted him. I would

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<v Speaker 1>pay so much money to see that bugshot. She lived

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<v Speaker 1>pretty badass and I'm not gonna lie like she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of looked like I'm gonna fucking kill she. She's actually

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<v Speaker 1>look cooler than she's ever that her place, Like back

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<v Speaker 1>in kidding me, you can take this fucking shut or not, Officer,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna star in Peppermint too. She's attacked him in

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<v Speaker 1>front of the er. Yeah, she's like, yeah, She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you think I can't solve this tall guy, Watch that

0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna punch his dad. What I bed happened because

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<v Speaker 1>she's so small. She's probably just blacked out from drinking

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<v Speaker 1>too much and probably didn't eat enough because she's an

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram model for the most part, so she's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's contact out my staff. It's weird when they It's

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<v Speaker 1>weird when they talk openly about like, yeah, you know,

0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.720
<v Speaker 1>he just used her to gain Instagram following when they

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<v Speaker 1>were saying that, when they were explaining who he was

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<v Speaker 1>and then and then the twins called him out for

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when they're all openly trying to get Instagram followers.

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<v Speaker 1>It really dispelled. It really kind of is the man

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<v Speaker 1>behind the curtain, Like I don't want to just don't

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<v Speaker 1>we know this? But I don't want to know this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to believe in the power of love

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<v Speaker 1>and Salita. Why why I've been to Salita? I fall

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<v Speaker 1>in love with three tacos. I want to be drinking

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<v Speaker 1>out of a coconut. I love talking and watching b

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<v Speaker 1>I p we have a good couple. And then somebody's news.

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<v Speaker 1>So then Jordan's says, Jordan might peel your skin off

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<v Speaker 1>and cook it. Somebody says, I feel like Robbie came

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<v Speaker 1>here to saw my face off and give it to

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<v Speaker 1>his I'm a big, bad wolf. And then somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how you can't turn a home into a

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<v Speaker 1>housewife over time? I how slutty he was, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>turn a home. When the ladies said, I think he

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<v Speaker 1>was asterraid you can't, he was like, he's like Jordan's

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<v Speaker 1>from an older class. Yes he's so Jordan's, he's so Jordan's,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was never funny. He wasn't ever funny. Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>and Daniel were the only two funny contestants. Like that ever,

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<v Speaker 1>um and have a shout of the wish. The Champagne

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<v Speaker 1>exploding started to feel like go in. The Champagne's editing

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<v Speaker 1>was staring as the Champagne exploded, mother or not that

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<v Speaker 1>was happening every got away is her just looking straight

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<v Speaker 1>like she's so beautiful, so for her to be undateable,

0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:10.040
<v Speaker 1>she's got to be really creepy because she's on the spectrum.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she's not spectrum. Yeah, I love that the Champagne

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<v Speaker 1>that she's like, I have to go. Um. So then

0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:32.160
<v Speaker 1>somebody says he's not even a real dude. He he doesn't, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>He dated a man of her social following and then

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<v Speaker 1>shush smelled her hair after their date dancing, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like I didn't ever want to slow

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<v Speaker 1>a dance with a man in a mock turtleneck sleeveless.

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<v Speaker 1>Not again, not in Mexico again like this, not after

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<v Speaker 1>not again. I can't. He just he literally like I

0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.040
<v Speaker 1>think he looks at it. He like he looked at himself.

0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:01.760
<v Speaker 1>But where he laughed, and he goes, I got this.

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<v Speaker 1>He also remember what he said, I'll go get pretty

0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:06.360
<v Speaker 1>for you. Yes, And then he came down and it's

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like dent he dressed like he was like

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<v Speaker 1>ready for like I'm the I'm the Monica in this

0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:20.720
<v Speaker 1>situation all of a sudden, Yeah, he really, he's sad

0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:24.000
<v Speaker 1>that nothing he didn't he came too late. Was capre

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<v Speaker 1>pants and a mock turtle knut rob. He was beautiful, though,

0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:31.159
<v Speaker 1>he's got the face of so much work done, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't even look like how he used to on

0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:36.320
<v Speaker 1>like Joe Joe's season was that it his face, it's

0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:39.159
<v Speaker 1>almost as if they've smoothed over all his bones, so

0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:45.280
<v Speaker 1>they're his teeth are so bad. His teeth, it's weird.

0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:48.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm always fascinatid when I actually interact with that in public,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think, what did you do? Like how do

0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:54.240
<v Speaker 1>you actually because he's not that old, like seeing his

0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:56.760
<v Speaker 1>third like how do you get it? How do you

0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:59.240
<v Speaker 1>get how do you get a look like that? He's

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<v Speaker 1>just he's too perfect. He's such a caricature of how

0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:05.360
<v Speaker 1>ant went. Like at the end he's like I'm listen, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm near Salt Lake, will call you and like

0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:12.200
<v Speaker 1>waiting by the like somebody met on a plane or something.

0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:18.320
<v Speaker 1>If I'm near Salt everybody's just outside of the wall,

0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:22.680
<v Speaker 1>like just totally if I'm ever in Australia, but look

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<v Speaker 1>you up. Yeah, hey, hey, I'm in Australia. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be in for the week because the hot springs.

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<v Speaker 1>How many do you hear the thing? It's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know how so like you get sucked into this,

0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:44.320
<v Speaker 1>You go on the franchise a couple of times, you

0:22:44.400 --> 0:22:48.399
<v Speaker 1>get Instagram followers. How do you pay your rent for

0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:51.720
<v Speaker 1>like at a certain point, Snapchat or Ridever's going to

0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:53.639
<v Speaker 1>stop paying your rent for like two years. What do

0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:55.200
<v Speaker 1>you do? You're just going to be screwed. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Because like a lot of them have quit

0:22:56.720 --> 0:22:58.800
<v Speaker 1>their jobs. That's why the people who like keep their

0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:01.720
<v Speaker 1>own jobs, like like Danielle who's a nurse. Yeah, or

0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:04.359
<v Speaker 1>like ben who has this, like ben Ze Warner the

0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:08.520
<v Speaker 1>fitness company, like the well, they're the smart ones because

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:15.720
<v Speaker 1>they're not just banking on sugar fend. You're right, it's

0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:17.720
<v Speaker 1>like that, you're because we even had the little store

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<v Speaker 1>and then she kept it and then she branched it out.

0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:23.720
<v Speaker 1>They're the smart ones because I mean it's gonna burn out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. Actually that you need your own company that

0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:29.359
<v Speaker 1>you're promoting. What's the company in uh Texas? What's her

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<v Speaker 1>name has uh Tia Tia. She had the shops Blue Sae,

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<v Speaker 1>Blue Swede Swede, Grace Wade Alexis in that tiny town, Hoxey.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in Hoxey. But then she opened one I believe

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<v Speaker 1>in Dallas with Rachel Right, Rachel and who's still a lawyer. Yeah,

0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:56.120
<v Speaker 1>she's apparently still lawyer. She like only works part time though.

0:23:56.520 --> 0:23:59.639
<v Speaker 1>Alexis has a hoop company. She sells that, which I like.

0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:03.880
<v Speaker 1>She's the sharp hearing who's making the scrunchese ok Caitlin makes.

0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:07.679
<v Speaker 1>They were eighteen dollars for a scrunch. I was really upset.

0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:11.920
<v Speaker 1>But she wasn't a cute marketing job. It was a

0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:14.680
<v Speaker 1>cute campaign, but it was an eighteen dollar scrunches. I

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:17.280
<v Speaker 1>was like, first of all, are people still wearing scruncheese?

0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I immediately thought of that Sex in the City episode

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:21.840
<v Speaker 1>about scrun cheese, and I was like, people back then

0:24:21.840 --> 0:24:24.880
<v Speaker 1>weren't even wearing scruncheese? Are they back? Maybe? What would

0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 1>you sell? Rob, what would you sell? It's just thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe fake nails. Oh, that's a good one nails

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<v Speaker 1>for men because we all want good nails, but we

0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 1>were too embarrassed to say it's a great have the

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<v Speaker 1>time to get a Pedicure's god, I did not that

0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 1>tips for dicks, tips the tip of the dick tips

0:24:50.320 --> 0:24:55.199
<v Speaker 1>just it's called just the tip. Just you're gonna get

0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:58.920
<v Speaker 1>That is a company that gets sued for sexual away

0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 1>it line but it ends well. But I asked hands

0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:09.720
<v Speaker 1>on company, what if what would you were already under investigations,

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I'd sell twenty dollar scrunches. No, um, I guess I

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:18.680
<v Speaker 1>would I do sports bras like a cute sweatbands, like

0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:24.240
<v Speaker 1>a cute sweat cute wrist and sweatmatching wristbands, headbands. Yeah,

0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:27.320
<v Speaker 1>I would sell long waisted bathing suits for the corgy

0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:30.399
<v Speaker 1>and you like I'd sell sexy like it's like you

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.640
<v Speaker 1>want to have a sexy one piece, but you can't

0:25:32.720 --> 0:25:37.040
<v Speaker 1>jam yourself into it, like or like rompers or jumpsuits

0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 1>or overalls for the long waisted gal. Yeah, I do,

0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:42.520
<v Speaker 1>but I do like a like a little bit of

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:45.280
<v Speaker 1>a like a drop of the jazzer size. Like I'd

0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:51.040
<v Speaker 1>be like, let's get physical gas dot dot dota. What

0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:55.119
<v Speaker 1>would you do? Anna I would sell tapestries for like

0:25:55.440 --> 0:26:00.760
<v Speaker 1>thousands of dollars that are all made in China, but

0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:02.879
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like guys in Persian, so I know culture.

0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:08.440
<v Speaker 1>That's a great idea that Chinese. What would you say,

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Katie would sell? You would have to do a you

0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:13.440
<v Speaker 1>would have to do a dog thing. I would do, yeah,

0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:16.760
<v Speaker 1>like dog rush or are thinking hiking clothes? Hiking clothes?

0:26:17.000 --> 0:26:20.800
<v Speaker 1>That ideas like clothes just like I would. I was

0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:23.000
<v Speaker 1>actually thinking functional because I could make my own and

0:26:23.000 --> 0:26:25.560
<v Speaker 1>they would all have pockets and I'd be very excited. Okay,

0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 1>pocket head side Becket and dog collars and dog Bandana's

0:26:30.800 --> 0:26:33.640
<v Speaker 1>how about Becca being pregnant? Young beck is pregnant. That's

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:37.639
<v Speaker 1>very that's gonna be great. It's that kid's gonna shoot

0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:41.880
<v Speaker 1>out and just go, I got this. She twenty three? Okay,

0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:44.440
<v Speaker 1>but have you did you watch the video where she

0:26:44.480 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 1>tells us she's pregnant. Oh my god, it's six minutes long,

0:26:47.960 --> 0:26:51.680
<v Speaker 1>and the guy, the baby daddy, looks so unhappy through

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 1>the entire Mini said at first he really didn't want

0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:57.879
<v Speaker 1>He literally the whole time, it's like, yeah, you know,

0:26:58.040 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I think at one point he literally sounds like for

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:06.159
<v Speaker 1>if it or something they've they've only been dating for

0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:09.760
<v Speaker 1>three months. Watched the video that's like, how is she

0:27:09.840 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 1>going to make money to maintain a baby, and it's

0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 1>like Jadeen m I'm like, do they have jobs or

0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:19.560
<v Speaker 1>do they just do Instagram? I think I think they.

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:22.560
<v Speaker 1>I think I think since they're the Great White Hope

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:25.119
<v Speaker 1>of like, I think I think Harley and Evan and

0:27:25.240 --> 0:27:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Jade and Tanner are set because they fell in love.

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:30.760
<v Speaker 1>They don't live in l A. They seem happy, and

0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:33.880
<v Speaker 1>they have basic d like they built a house from

0:27:33.920 --> 0:27:37.080
<v Speaker 1>scratch because I like, we'll look at their Instagram sometimes

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:39.239
<v Speaker 1>they literally built a house, Like I don't know how

0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:42.960
<v Speaker 1>to do that, but they might have gotten it for free.

0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:45.159
<v Speaker 1>They might have gotten it all for free. They probably

0:27:45.600 --> 0:27:47.639
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. I have no idea. I mean,

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:50.680
<v Speaker 1>he just like constantly posts Hello Fresh ship guys, we

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:55.840
<v Speaker 1>love lows. What what is hello red about? Los meals?

0:27:56.320 --> 0:27:58.360
<v Speaker 1>The meals they send you like meal kids. Oh yeah,

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I've seen it's actually supposed to be very good. Okay, cool,

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. I rocked some Hello Fresh on

0:28:03.160 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 1>Instagram because they gave it to our podcast as an ad.

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 1>So I was like I love my Hello Fresh. Look

0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 1>at my aprin it says Hello Fresh on it. And

0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:13.080
<v Speaker 1>then I'm like, I've been approached to maybe they do

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 1>it more with women, but I've never been approached to

0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:18.399
<v Speaker 1>sell anything on the Instagram. I am so sorry, and

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:23.639
<v Speaker 1>I and I felt but I realized it's like I

0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:27.680
<v Speaker 1>realized I have and like I realized I have to

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 1>really like it. It just doesn't feel right, like I

0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:32.200
<v Speaker 1>have to really like it or I wouldn't want to

0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>do it. I just got an email because for my

0:28:34.920 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Sports Without Balls podcast, the studio that runs it, and

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:42.280
<v Speaker 1>sometimes you'll do some ad stuff UM for I literally

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, UM, just reaching out if you wanted

0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:50.720
<v Speaker 1>to promote UM a company called Roman that does pills

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:53.960
<v Speaker 1>for a rectile dysfunction. Uh, they're looking out so to

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 1>branch out to female hosts. And I literally wanted an

0:28:56.600 --> 0:29:01.040
<v Speaker 1>email back, like, in what fucking world is this appropriate?

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:04.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, I couldn't be gay er and I'm gonna

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 1>pimp out your dick pills on my show. Our network

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.959
<v Speaker 1>gets so many erectile dysfunction pills, like they have like hymns,

0:29:12.040 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>they have like every single type being like hey guys,

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>and so like our male hosts like hey, dudes, and

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 1>they're like, yeah, sure, we'll talk about our rectile dysfunction.

0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Seattle Storm just won the w NBA playoffs and if

0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 1>your dick is soft, take these pills and jam and

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.360
<v Speaker 1>it a lady that probably will regret this in the morning.

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 1>And we're back. Companies reach it and they'll say the

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:33.720
<v Speaker 1>guys have to speak on their personal experience, and I'm like,

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:35.480
<v Speaker 1>excuse me. I don't think they all want to go

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:38.800
<v Speaker 1>around talking like my take's been broken for years. That's

0:29:38.840 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 1>what our co to our host. And I always like, okay,

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 1>you was gonna take the hair loss angle, guys, I'm

0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:54.040
<v Speaker 1>so bald? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, we're back.

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Here we are, We're back. We're with New Zealand. Jordan's

0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 1>he's having a slumber party with Cassandra and she's like, dude,

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 1>make him okay. She's like, make a move. That was

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:09.760
<v Speaker 1>the softest, weirdest right, I'm not gonna maybe is that

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:13.320
<v Speaker 1>all right? How you okay? Is that like? How about?

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 1>And she was just like He's like no, She's like,

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 1>so you don't think of me in the more time? No,

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't see that's going anyway, that's that that that

0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 1>breakup was one was like if I'm so weird? That

0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 1>was breakup was like, all right, well can you up

0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 1>just one just really quick? Are we at the point

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 1>where he announces this is it? Chris Harrison's like this

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 1>is the last day. Because that, to me, I was

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 1>laughing so hard. It was like all these couples and

0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:43.160
<v Speaker 1>they're really into each other and he's like, Hi, some news. Uh,

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna end it, you know, like this, you know

0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:47.959
<v Speaker 1>if you want to tell you to do the sweet

0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:51.200
<v Speaker 1>They all look absolutely shocked, and then within thirty five

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>seconds we lost three quarters of the cast and it

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 1>was just sit down and it was like, Hi, I

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:58.720
<v Speaker 1>don't like you. I have no interest in you, so

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:02.480
<v Speaker 1>good to see you, and they all laughed. Well, I

0:31:02.680 --> 0:31:06.200
<v Speaker 1>thought I was done Monday night when somebody was leaving

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 1>it O Joe was leaving, and then I realized I

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 1>was so then I was watching Tuesdays and then I

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.040
<v Speaker 1>realized it's like there's three couples left. I'm like, wait,

0:31:12.120 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 1>did I not finished watching? And I realized I missed

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 1>all of the Kevin and Astral breakup And I'm like, wait,

0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:23.920
<v Speaker 1>so this poor guy has like PTSD. Like PTSD. He

0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:27.520
<v Speaker 1>here's the phrase fantasy sweet and it's like trigger word.

0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 1>He loses like his huge regret of taking Ashley's virginity.

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:34.560
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. We all thought maybe he would break Ashley

0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 1>I but she broke him. He like the Tables of Dirt.

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 1>He lost his ship. He get engaged, and then Fantasy

0:31:43.560 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Suite he had like a reaction. I get it. I mean,

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 1>and fantasy sweep probably had just happened for him with

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 1>actually I and then he just saw her get engaged.

0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, my toe feels really crazy right now. Sorry,

0:31:56.840 --> 0:32:00.040
<v Speaker 1>hi guys, we're back. My toe, my toe, myne to

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:05.479
<v Speaker 1>be set. Guys. It's curved like a northeast. It's it's curved.

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Is there's some curvature happening. I don't want to set

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:11.600
<v Speaker 1>my toe. That sounds having it. All women have curved toes.

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Okay, so then here we go. So

0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 1>then we have so let's talk about let's get let's

0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:28.040
<v Speaker 1>talk about um Kevin. That was so I felt, I mean,

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.240
<v Speaker 1>it was clear that he was actually having like a

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 1>real PTSD like panic attack. Yeah, it's interesting. I kept

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:37.400
<v Speaker 1>thinking of the dudes at the firehouse. Yeah, like, come

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:42.000
<v Speaker 1>on give Yeah, I felt like the whole thing was

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I get sensitive with the phrase I'm

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>having a full mental breakdown. Yes, you're You're not, You're

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 1>having an anxiety attack. And she asked him to do

0:32:54.040 --> 0:32:57.600
<v Speaker 1>one thing. I thought, what did she ask him to

0:32:57.760 --> 0:32:59.240
<v Speaker 1>She was like, all I asked you to do was

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 1>not to blind. So that's what she said. She's so lovely,

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>she's so wonderful, so beautiful, like super anti him at all.

0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I actually was really cheering for them part two. I

0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:13.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, hopefully they'll get it back on track, although

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:14.800
<v Speaker 1>we didn't look at her the whole time. And he

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>spoke to Chris Harrison and not to very odd say something. Yes,

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 1>I was speaking to Chris Harrison and she was just

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:29.240
<v Speaker 1>to say something was weird. Um, But I don't know.

0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I think that's like a that's a giant red flag

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:35.520
<v Speaker 1>for me. Yeah, it feels it felt a little bit

0:33:35.680 --> 0:33:38.680
<v Speaker 1>like I'd better get out of this now because I

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I want this to continue after the show.

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 1>That's what it felt like to me. It felt not

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.840
<v Speaker 1>ready to get engaged. Although they were talking about having

0:33:45.840 --> 0:33:50.480
<v Speaker 1>a twelve month plan. She's like a reasonable so reasonable.

0:33:50.520 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I just thought, like, you can be very I think

0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:55.440
<v Speaker 1>you can also say like this is what happened. I

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 1>think he was trying to get there with it, you know,

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:00.480
<v Speaker 1>but like the whole like full mental break down like that.

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I was just like he was also like I felt

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:03.600
<v Speaker 1>like he was like if then he turned into like

0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 1>this drama. I know. He was like, you have a

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:07.160
<v Speaker 1>lot of this stuff, but not all of it, Like

0:34:07.240 --> 0:34:09.799
<v Speaker 1>some of what he said to her was kind of mean, yeah,

0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and just to be like, can we just you know what,

0:34:11.320 --> 0:34:13.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm tripping out right now? I feel like the show's ending,

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I have to propose. I'm not ready. I'm super into you.

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Can we just slow this? Like it's all you have

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:20.840
<v Speaker 1>to say? Like three sentences? He could just feel like

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 1>can we just leave together right now? Yeah, And she

0:34:23.200 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 1>would have been like all right, yeah, yeah, they don't

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:34.160
<v Speaker 1>actually have to get Camille didn't. That's true. That's true.

0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 1>That's true. I feel like they it's a lot of

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 1>pressure for them to get engaged. But it isn't say yeah,

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:42.440
<v Speaker 1>it isn't say bat crazy, so you just go to

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 1>have an anxiety attack. And he was just like looking

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 1>for reasons to like I have the breakup. He's looking

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 1>for reasons yet and then you say to this person

0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 1>that everything's been completely fine. Oh my my, I feel

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:58.920
<v Speaker 1>like I should love you. And it's like, like, what

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:01.800
<v Speaker 1>person man or a woman wants to hear that I

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.160
<v Speaker 1>was And then she works away from the bed when

0:35:04.239 --> 0:35:10.120
<v Speaker 1>they're talking or whatever. He breaks up like you because

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.200
<v Speaker 1>he's about him stand up and follow her if you

0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:14.239
<v Speaker 1>want to keep talking. And it's also like you just

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 1>poke up with her, So what is she gonna She

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:18.280
<v Speaker 1>was cool, she kept her cool. She's like, I'm taking

0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:21.359
<v Speaker 1>my bags on out. He like fights fires, just run

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:23.800
<v Speaker 1>after the run after. Yeah, you're right. It feels like

0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 1>maybe he wasn't ready to go on paradise because the

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.680
<v Speaker 1>whole time he's like, I'm in therapy two times a week.

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Is a terrible firefighter, by the way, he must be,

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 1>he must well. After that, I'd be like, I'm not

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:38.239
<v Speaker 1>working my ship with him. She even was like, why

0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>did you come on? You're clearly not ready. I see

0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:43.040
<v Speaker 1>a burning building, you run into it. But you have

0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:46.400
<v Speaker 1>a full mental breakdown because this fucking he was not

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 1>engaged in front of you. The fantasy suite, hide your packing.

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:54.480
<v Speaker 1>How about a seven alarm, fire, last being blown out

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 1>and babies being tossed like little House of sounds like

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 1>that man traumatic childhood episode with a fire, little pairing.

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 1>The baby had to be thrown out the window. That's awful.

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I think good. That's good. They were they were killing babies,

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 1>said Kevin's running in and saving people. Okay, so let's

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:21.480
<v Speaker 1>talk about the freaks out. So then Kendall and Crossy

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 1>store grocery store. Joe goes, what if I don't get engaged?

0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:27.920
<v Speaker 1>She's Joe said that, and he's like, but what if

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 1>I do love you? Just you don't. He handled it

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>all really well after that that conversation, I was like,

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:37.480
<v Speaker 1>this again, is a normal dude who's been thrown into

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:39.200
<v Speaker 1>this show. He really hasn't had a lot of experience

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:40.839
<v Speaker 1>on the batcher because he got kicked off a night one.

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:43.120
<v Speaker 1>So this is a normal dude. He was where he

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, he's having a not normal conversation, like we

0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:47.960
<v Speaker 1>don't really need this is just I do better if

0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 1>you're stuffed. Yeah, she's like, She's like, but he keeps

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.319
<v Speaker 1>saying like you keep saying we this is you. That's

0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 1>not my experience. He was great with me. He really

0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:58.759
<v Speaker 1>did how he how? She was like, well, I wasn't

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>sure we you like me? And he was like, how

0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:04.279
<v Speaker 1>could you not be sure? He was like he like

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:09.200
<v Speaker 1>he really the woman I like points. He was great.

0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 1>So he manned up in a way, because he's been

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:15.000
<v Speaker 1>so passive all season. He manned up in a way.

0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 1>He was like, I didn't like you going on a

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 1>date with Leo. I didn't like you kissing these things,

0:37:19.080 --> 0:37:20.759
<v Speaker 1>yes and s. She was like, oh, this is all

0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:23.880
<v Speaker 1>new information. I was like, what's so funny? I was like,

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 1>so Mandator was like you fucking idiot, Like, how could

0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you not see that he likes you? How did you

0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.000
<v Speaker 1>not see that? Again? She was looking for an excuse.

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 1>It felt like yeah, I mean and I felt that

0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:38.359
<v Speaker 1>from her this whole time. And then then she flew

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to Chicago. Everyone had full mental how awkward was that

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Chicago thing? Like, okay, so now we're in Chicago. I

0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>hate Chicago exactly, and I like that they made it

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 1>so like they were like that like round building on

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.160
<v Speaker 1>the river, It's like nobody lives in that, but like

0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:57.800
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't live in Chicago in the round building on

0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:01.640
<v Speaker 1>the world out, did it not? I was like, is

0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:05.960
<v Speaker 1>that the same house we stayed. Like I hate when

0:38:06.000 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 1>they follow like, just let them fly to Chicago, Like,

0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 1>did she really going to bring a camera crew with her? Oh?

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:16.440
<v Speaker 1>The whole thing was maybe they got paid for that.

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. So wait, so where are they now? They're

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 1>dating and he's on Dancing with the Stars with Nicki,

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:27.760
<v Speaker 1>with Nicki, Nicky's doing her She's doing a Patreon on Tuesday.

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>We want to ask about grocery store Joe. Blah blah blah.

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>We so we're gonna talk about grocer Joe in terms

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 1>of before Dance with the Stars and after dancing. Let's

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:37.799
<v Speaker 1>talk about it right now. I just feel like he's

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 1>going to it's gonna change. I think he can't be

0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:42.160
<v Speaker 1>still trying to keep him relevant, Like they're like, Okay,

0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:43.799
<v Speaker 1>we didn't make a Bachelor, but he should have made

0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 1>a Batchee. He would have been a great batchel with

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:48.800
<v Speaker 1>the Stars, which is like, okay, I remember that was

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:52.040
<v Speaker 1>allegedly nick Vaelle's whole goal the entire time. I think,

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:53.960
<v Speaker 1>you get paid a lot and didn't he do it?

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:56.799
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, what if he gets booted off Night one,

0:38:56.880 --> 0:39:00.239
<v Speaker 1>just like he did with a Bachelor. Yeah, I just started. Yes,

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.200
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's the fans voting, so he won't has

0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:07.320
<v Speaker 1>it started yet? I don't know what. My mom's obsessed.

0:39:07.640 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 1>She like text me and says, can you call this

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:12.720
<v Speaker 1>number and vote for this cups? Like who do you want? Whoever?

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>She loves the shot. So it's all fan voting, like

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:17.919
<v Speaker 1>from day one. I think it's half a fan voting.

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:20.719
<v Speaker 1>But Mama Levine's name, I'm not going to say. She

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 1>would be like very mad at me. Interesting, Okay, She's

0:39:24.480 --> 0:39:27.399
<v Speaker 1>not like JJ no, So I think, I think because

0:39:28.280 --> 0:39:30.399
<v Speaker 1>but I think that's like the only thing I think,

0:39:31.000 --> 0:39:34.640
<v Speaker 1>because there are judges. He's kind of like left feet.

0:39:34.960 --> 0:39:39.040
<v Speaker 1>It's a yeah maybe, so I think, like if you're

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:40.920
<v Speaker 1>like a fan, but it's not. He's he was a

0:39:41.000 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 1>normal dude, And I feel like he's going to go

0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 1>through the Hollywood to me too, like he already kind

0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 1>of well who knows? Maybe yeah, I mean Instagram followers

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:51.840
<v Speaker 1>are going to ruin him. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:54.200
<v Speaker 1>So what is that produce just rotting in his grocery store?

0:39:55.960 --> 0:40:00.439
<v Speaker 1>Where do I go to a Freshman Chicago? Okay? Exactly? Yeah?

0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah fresh? What is it? Fresh? Hello? Fresh? Hello Fresh?

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Josh Joe, Joe, Hello fresh. When I prepare food, I

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:23.279
<v Speaker 1>prepare with a direction. That's why I take Can we?

0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:26.440
<v Speaker 1>And then Kendall papers back with like a stuff raccoon?

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Ken still dating even though we have

0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:35.080
<v Speaker 1>nothing in calimon? How long do you give him until

0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 1>dances strives over? Yeah, when he gets kicked off? Three months?

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 1>Can we give a shout out to the trumpet player

0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 1>that's next to Diggie in the back stab? That was

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 1>amazing And the performance that Diggie had, he did a

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:52.479
<v Speaker 1>good job and he stated he didn't laugh and maybe

0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:59.400
<v Speaker 1>he was a cute nice guy. Nobody, nobody, Diggie is

0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>he born? How about John? How about John getting called

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:06.960
<v Speaker 1>out for face timing with the Chelseas which I had

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:09.160
<v Speaker 1>looked at his Instagram and I saw that he had

0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:13.879
<v Speaker 1>screenshot an idiot then like FaceTime. So he's a total dog.

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 1>I loved him and he turned out to be a dog.

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.480
<v Speaker 1>See Like the thing is, I couldn't tell if he

0:41:18.600 --> 0:41:21.560
<v Speaker 1>really was, because he really seemed like I don't know,

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 1>I just I just made out with people. But then

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I really like thought about the way that he kissed Kendall,

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 1>and it made me really upset the way he did that.

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:30.840
<v Speaker 1>What did he remember like when he went to go

0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:33.479
<v Speaker 1>make out with Kendall, which I forgot they had kissed early.

0:41:33.800 --> 0:41:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I forgot that too. I blocked this out. But he

0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:38.640
<v Speaker 1>like he was like trying to stay, and he like

0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:40.320
<v Speaker 1>went over to Kendall at one point, and I was

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:42.319
<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, I kind of missed, like I felt

0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:44.520
<v Speaker 1>like we really had a connection. And then they made out,

0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:47.200
<v Speaker 1>remember and then she cried after Yeah, yeah, I was

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:50.000
<v Speaker 1>really upset. So that bothered me because I felt like

0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:52.800
<v Speaker 1>he was just so desperate to stay. But yeah, he

0:41:52.920 --> 0:41:55.680
<v Speaker 1>really just hopped around the whole time. I just felt like,

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.960
<v Speaker 1>but it was like dirty dog. It was. At first

0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:00.839
<v Speaker 1>I was kind of like, oh, he just doesn't get

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:02.920
<v Speaker 1>a lot of girls and he first she doesn't know

0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:04.920
<v Speaker 1>what to do. I think the site, I think he

0:42:04.920 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't get a little girls. Other guys are paired off

0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:09.200
<v Speaker 1>he's site and he's being a dog. He gets to

0:42:09.239 --> 0:42:12.359
<v Speaker 1>be the player, but like he was the most unexpected

0:42:12.440 --> 0:42:16.319
<v Speaker 1>player he was and I still couldn't help but cheer

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 1>for him by side nothing. I was like I was,

0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I kept wanting him to We we never discussed on

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:25.719
<v Speaker 1>this podcast is the fact that Ashley I and what's

0:42:25.760 --> 0:42:29.480
<v Speaker 1>his name? What's his name? Jared that his favorite band

0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:33.480
<v Speaker 1>is Measures. We never discussed that. He couldn't believed Rob

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Thomas is Rob Thomas. He couldn't believe it. He couldn't

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 1>believe it was Rob Thomas. He was sincerely freaking out.

0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that the greatest? Yes? It was, Yes, it was

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:49.040
<v Speaker 1>his Rob Thomas's wife walked in, allegedly walked in and

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:57.920
<v Speaker 1>caught him. How that was like an urban legend. That's hilarious.

0:42:58.040 --> 0:42:59.759
<v Speaker 1>Did he get divorced? Like? Wasn't that the legend of

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 1>like why he got divorced? He divorced? I don't know.

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 1>There was that there was a trivol to bath house

0:43:05.320 --> 0:43:07.960
<v Speaker 1>like one over here. There's so many good one Thomas

0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:09.719
<v Speaker 1>is going to sing at their wedding. That would be

0:43:09.760 --> 0:43:18.400
<v Speaker 1>the best time I have not thought about good about Okay?

0:43:18.480 --> 0:43:22.840
<v Speaker 1>So then, um, well, Kevin I would explode after that,

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Kevin broke up with her. He said, um if if

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, if I don't give you, I'm a

0:43:28.480 --> 0:43:30.440
<v Speaker 1>piece of ship. It's like he would made it all

0:43:30.480 --> 0:43:32.680
<v Speaker 1>about him. It was all about him the whole time.

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:35.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, one thing I sud you know it's not

0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:39.200
<v Speaker 1>to bind tide me. It was just and she said,

0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm getting blamed for his past bad relationships.

0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:45.200
<v Speaker 1>She was, she was right baggage. One on one, she

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>was right. I have to say that woman. By the end,

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I was like, she was my favorite. Me too, by

0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 1>far my favorite too. Yeah, she was wonderful. I also

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:58.400
<v Speaker 1>started to like Crystal. Crystal two did a full day,

0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:01.440
<v Speaker 1>did one both for her. But they're both still crazy.

0:44:01.480 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 1>That's why they found each other. I think it's a

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:07.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a great guy. They literally giggled together.

0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:09.920
<v Speaker 1>They seemed to enjoy each other, and they actually seemed

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:12.000
<v Speaker 1>to mellow each other out in a sweet way. And

0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:14.480
<v Speaker 1>they're both not self aware, so they like I still

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 1>think he's kind of stuck. She's a night mare and

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 1>he's a d like she got sweet, she said. I

0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 1>liked her saying my childhood I didn't have a lot

0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:29.959
<v Speaker 1>of role modeled. Um. I never could rely on someone

0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:32.800
<v Speaker 1>being there. We forgot that she was all alone and

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 1>they were kind of sweet, like I really didn't have

0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:39.279
<v Speaker 1>a full honest, I'm totally cheering for them, me too,

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:43.840
<v Speaker 1>because he was he I could be naive, but he

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>was so gross and such a piece of ship. Such

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:51.320
<v Speaker 1>by the end, it really felt like he took a

0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:55.480
<v Speaker 1>glass of act right and was really in love with

0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:59.719
<v Speaker 1>her and like he was like, oh, I sort of

0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:02.800
<v Speaker 1>said whole role like I'm not I was playing this role.

0:45:03.719 --> 0:45:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I wish I really like I believed it.

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 1>I need too. It's weird that we didn't see the conversation.

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 1>He showed up for their date. Okay, the moms. She

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:14.839
<v Speaker 1>showed up for the date. He showed up his date

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 1>in his tight white jeans and um, yeah, they they

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:27.160
<v Speaker 1>got engaged. He did a fake out engaged. That's a

0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:29.839
<v Speaker 1>fake out, That's what I'm saying. Like he's still he's

0:45:29.880 --> 0:45:33.279
<v Speaker 1>still insane, and she's just floating around on Pluto. I

0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:36.479
<v Speaker 1>don't know how they're going to make it, but they could.

0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:41.160
<v Speaker 1>The moms were amazing because you look at and Crystal,

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 1>it was just like White Trash Heart. I think said

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:56.239
<v Speaker 1>that Chris's mom just looked like him with a wig on.

0:45:56.520 --> 0:46:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I gotta forget who said that. Hats

0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, can we put an

0:46:04.120 --> 0:46:08.359
<v Speaker 1>episode White Tressed Hard? Because it wasn't like Crystal's mom

0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:10.959
<v Speaker 1>the one that deserted her or that she was there. Yeah,

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:13.799
<v Speaker 1>we're so happy she had all that, she had all

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 1>the filler. She's crazy. I bet they have karaoke for sure,

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:21.319
<v Speaker 1>and they're like when best friends, we need lots of baby. Yeah,

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:24.120
<v Speaker 1>you put Jack Daniels in your smoothie. I put Jack Daniels.

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:26.480
<v Speaker 1>You put a face on your face. I put a

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 1>face on my face. Can I put your face on

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:33.080
<v Speaker 1>my fide face on my face? Okay, let's talk about

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Camille and I felt badly for her by the end.

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 1>She should have stabbed him. I have a question is

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 1>yes my mom was. I was just going to say,

0:46:45.440 --> 0:46:48.680
<v Speaker 1>do you think that was completely staged or he really

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:51.320
<v Speaker 1>did that? I think he really did. She should have

0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:53.759
<v Speaker 1>been like you get off the stage. I think she

0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 1>handled fairly well. But I'm not convinced that wasn't her

0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:00.640
<v Speaker 1>leaving and coming back. That only be is she was

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:06.320
<v Speaker 1>such a delicate I mean, she's she's she feels like

0:47:06.400 --> 0:47:08.399
<v Speaker 1>she's going to have a breakdown every thirty seconds. Yes,

0:47:08.520 --> 0:47:11.080
<v Speaker 1>and if that, if she didn't know that was coming,

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she was trying to break up

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:15.799
<v Speaker 1>with him, Remember she was like, I tried to dump

0:47:15.840 --> 0:47:18.399
<v Speaker 1>you a month ago and you said no, So maybe

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:21.239
<v Speaker 1>she was kind of over him, and maybe she was

0:47:21.320 --> 0:47:23.279
<v Speaker 1>just like the whole thing is hardened her and now

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:26.640
<v Speaker 1>she's just just like a fucking like me. She'll be

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:29.399
<v Speaker 1>back next year. She's going to be back. She got curly,

0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 1>and she got like dump like like Carly did by

0:47:31.760 --> 0:47:35.719
<v Speaker 1>that guy the year before. What was that godhead the

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:40.480
<v Speaker 1>redhead ginger um she is? But this this dude is

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:43.200
<v Speaker 1>just she said to you. He did say, I don't

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 1>think you're a kind of girl. You are the girl

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:48.200
<v Speaker 1>I see myself with I have falling in love. Heart

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:55.400
<v Speaker 1>is pounding. Can you feel the entire time? It's like, no,

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling. I don't feel anything because he's cardboard cutout

0:47:59.520 --> 0:48:02.960
<v Speaker 1>of what do you think he was going to break

0:48:03.040 --> 0:48:05.360
<v Speaker 1>up with her seven times? And then said like the

0:48:05.440 --> 0:48:08.120
<v Speaker 1>most romantic thing. It was actually very part of me

0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, maybe he's almost like the far in exchange

0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:15.120
<v Speaker 1>student who doesn't know not to go out long Dutch.

0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm the Polish like you know what I mean, like

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:18.600
<v Speaker 1>somebody who comes in and they don't know, not like

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:21.520
<v Speaker 1>oh no, you don't go for analyst like she's crazy.

0:48:21.640 --> 0:48:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Like it was a part of me like, maybe he

0:48:23.120 --> 0:48:25.799
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know, like and yet he has been here since

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:27.759
<v Speaker 1>he was five, so that doesn't make sense. But part

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:29.799
<v Speaker 1>of me was like, maybe it's just a different thing.

0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:33.080
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't know. He probably doesn't watch, he probably doesn't watch.

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:37.040
<v Speaker 1>But she I just was like, she's bad for most fragile.

0:48:38.000 --> 0:48:41.200
<v Speaker 1>And then I just I, you know, I've said this,

0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't say this, but watching her, like you know,

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:48.239
<v Speaker 1>with the threads pull out was for me so enjoyful

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, oh, no, analysis down in five

0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:58.320
<v Speaker 1>every single day. She's like, he's she made me to

0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 1>be like, we're one of the strongest, started laughing. Troubles

0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I can see. I mean my husband, I think both

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:10.480
<v Speaker 1>of them was like Kenny jan Jordan was like that

0:49:10.520 --> 0:49:13.279
<v Speaker 1>he'd be a great dad. Yes, Like did I tell

0:49:13.280 --> 0:49:16.520
<v Speaker 1>you about I tell you about the Johnny Pepperton Annelie

0:49:16.760 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 1>was in his ground class. Yeah, we talked to Johnny

0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>about it. She would give us anything. He didn't tell

0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:29.640
<v Speaker 1>us anything. But that's why I can't hear yes ending.

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:32.759
<v Speaker 1>But she apparently was also on who wants to marry

0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 1>marry like a millionaire match millionaire or something like that

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:39.120
<v Speaker 1>as well. She was yeah, I just I just think

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:42.719
<v Speaker 1>that that that moment to me felt like if that

0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I had money to bet, I don't. I'm in some jams,

0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:50.080
<v Speaker 1>but if I had money to bet your sugar mom

0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:52.680
<v Speaker 1>out there, she was totally staged. I just don't think

0:49:52.800 --> 0:49:55.920
<v Speaker 1>the way she's behaved, where a wind blows and her

0:49:55.960 --> 0:49:59.440
<v Speaker 1>knees buckle, that she could handle a guy that you

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:01.719
<v Speaker 1>mean if this is the strongest couple, you mean the

0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:05.960
<v Speaker 1>guy that's the former social media participants, that's his title

0:50:06.360 --> 0:50:10.040
<v Speaker 1>for former social media participating. That might be the best,

0:50:10.920 --> 0:50:13.759
<v Speaker 1>that the best social media participant? Does that mean he's

0:50:13.760 --> 0:50:17.799
<v Speaker 1>not on Instagram? And he is? He is. You should

0:50:17.840 --> 0:50:21.200
<v Speaker 1>look at his Instagram. It's nuts. It's just shirtless photos

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:23.200
<v Speaker 1>of him and he doesn't look like a real human.

0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:26.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's always like I am barbecueing at home.

0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:33.520
<v Speaker 1>You're like, he's like shirtless, like and it's fired weird.

0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I can listen to another. My heart it's pounding like

0:50:41.680 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 1>he's a cardboard cut out of a human being. I

0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:47.760
<v Speaker 1>don't forget in the Russian with the with the chaplipstick,

0:50:50.400 --> 0:50:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I heard she's apparently with shit who's with her? But

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.000
<v Speaker 1>but but don't side note Angela and Clay are in

0:50:57.120 --> 0:51:01.359
<v Speaker 1>love Angela when was like, but you are all in Eric?

0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Angela and Eric who sounds like they're in love, they're

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:09.200
<v Speaker 1>look so cute. Yeah, their Instagram and they're really cute. Clay,

0:51:09.239 --> 0:51:11.080
<v Speaker 1>the one who sounded like Hermit the Frog is broke

0:51:11.160 --> 0:51:13.919
<v Speaker 1>his wrist and he actually and he like, oh he's

0:51:14.000 --> 0:51:17.040
<v Speaker 1>so sweet, so sweet? Wait, how did you guys? That

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:20.279
<v Speaker 1>just popped out? Like he tweeted at us. Oh my god,

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:22.480
<v Speaker 1>that's so how did they just they just met in

0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:27.160
<v Speaker 1>some b I P circle? They must have Yep, right,

0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:30.160
<v Speaker 1>here we go. I gotta lead by ten of Okay,

0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:33.400
<v Speaker 1>what time is now? Okay? Okay, but no, no, I

0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 1>mean I could just not. She was a guy that

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.640
<v Speaker 1>was dating Eric and then Eric like I woke up

0:51:38.680 --> 0:51:40.520
<v Speaker 1>one day was like, oh I broke up with you, remember,

0:51:40.600 --> 0:51:42.400
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, no, you did it. He goes, oh, well,

0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm this is me breaking up. I love this. I

0:51:46.600 --> 0:51:50.120
<v Speaker 1>love that couple, she said, she said, I'm a little

0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 1>she's she's that's right, Christina's dating Blake Blake Blake Wait,

0:51:55.239 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>which was my school shooting? Didn't you? Yes? It's excited,

0:52:03.960 --> 0:52:07.399
<v Speaker 1>don't heighter he'll be so jealous. Yeah, they've been seeing

0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:09.799
<v Speaker 1>each other apparently, which might be one reason he didn't

0:52:09.840 --> 0:52:13.120
<v Speaker 1>get a bachelor growing up. I see snow, I eat

0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:18.080
<v Speaker 1>it so hungry, allow so much snow. Oh my god.

0:52:19.440 --> 0:52:23.279
<v Speaker 1>I like trauma, trauma, traumab traumabond. Blake is like good.

0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know you had no food. I don't ever

0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:29.000
<v Speaker 1>need to be together forever. I don't never need to

0:52:29.040 --> 0:52:32.560
<v Speaker 1>see Crystal putting Chris and imask again and with a

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:34.880
<v Speaker 1>feather tickling. I don't never need to see the fantasy

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:40.680
<v Speaker 1>see im ask featherly back. I gave lips thick feather,

0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:46.359
<v Speaker 1>Christ and Crystal feather. I'm ask Christ and Crystal feather. Okay,

0:52:46.400 --> 0:52:49.279
<v Speaker 1>they kill Boston going into the Fantasy suite the first time,

0:52:49.960 --> 0:52:52.920
<v Speaker 1>like in fact, fifty shades of b I p fifty

0:52:52.960 --> 0:52:57.560
<v Speaker 1>shades of BIPs. The sausage. Oh that was so funny. Okay,

0:52:57.680 --> 0:53:02.880
<v Speaker 1>So then and then love Jordan's say Jenna, this is

0:53:03.280 --> 0:53:08.759
<v Speaker 1>Mexican polish, so check out my pants. I liked his.

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Jordan's I'm a one gal guy. I'm a one gal

0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:14.800
<v Speaker 1>type of guy. And the one girl for me is you.

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 1>That was so cute. It was so cute. Okay, wait

0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:22.080
<v Speaker 1>here we go. Um and then fighting Ben Watt. Don't

0:53:22.120 --> 0:53:25.600
<v Speaker 1>you talk about Claire? That was amazing about do talk

0:53:25.680 --> 0:53:31.360
<v Speaker 1>about Claire? I love I love all these dudes. I

0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:34.520
<v Speaker 1>loved Wills laughing. What was Wills laughing at? He's laughing

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:39.120
<v Speaker 1>at them fighting? Wills was dying. Um, Camille and everybody going,

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 1>this is funked up. Camille breaking up on TV the

0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Girls and she and I did like. She had a

0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:46.080
<v Speaker 1>good comeback, saying it's not that you're doing it's how

0:53:46.200 --> 0:53:48.640
<v Speaker 1>you're doing it. And then she goes you are though

0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:50.520
<v Speaker 1>you are. That was a good She had a good

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:54.720
<v Speaker 1>compu Alice went up there and she started like outing

0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:57.800
<v Speaker 1>all his info. Yes, and then like Mama Tia. That

0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 1>was like yeah, girl, yeah, Mama, Crystal, Mama Goose moms.

0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:05.280
<v Speaker 1>They want to flock a baby goose. Where was jujub

0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:10.960
<v Speaker 1>She was there, Oh Jubilee, Jubilee team. She was in

0:54:11.040 --> 0:54:14.439
<v Speaker 1>the bluepers but she probably just not on storm after

0:54:14.640 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 1>John was a dick and was like fuck yeah, I'm

0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:19.879
<v Speaker 1>not coming back. That that exit was there was somebody else.

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:23.200
<v Speaker 1>There was somebody else that didn't come back. I can't

0:54:23.200 --> 0:54:26.920
<v Speaker 1>remember what else that John. I can't remember. John went

0:54:26.960 --> 0:54:29.799
<v Speaker 1>through like eighteen and felt like there weren't enough people there.

0:54:29.840 --> 0:54:32.839
<v Speaker 1>But I couldn't remember who wasn't there. Um, I wish

0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Leo hadn't been there. Leo was such a did not

0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:37.000
<v Speaker 1>need to be there because I assume they were like Leo.

0:54:37.080 --> 0:54:38.799
<v Speaker 1>I was like, ooh, And then he doesn't even get

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:40.759
<v Speaker 1>he's not going to say it because he's accused of

0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:44.279
<v Speaker 1>sexual Yeah. Really yeah, I'm surprised that even had him on.

0:54:45.640 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh my God. And then when you go back and

0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:49.120
<v Speaker 1>you watch that episodes where he's kissing all the girls,

0:54:49.160 --> 0:54:53.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm lying and he's gross. He had such he was

0:54:53.440 --> 0:54:56.840
<v Speaker 1>so fun, so gross. You just don't know, you don't know.

0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:59.920
<v Speaker 1>We loved God. I loved him on our first day,

0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:06.480
<v Speaker 1>on the first date. Women have defended Leo. Okay, I

0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:08.960
<v Speaker 1>have defended him. That was because Kavanaugh came out with

0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:12.560
<v Speaker 1>that letter Brett Kvina Supreme Court. Sixty women have said

0:55:12.600 --> 0:55:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm a great god and wanted more money Leo Leo.

0:55:24.000 --> 0:55:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm appointed. Overall, guys, I did enjoy this season very much.

0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:34.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm bummed that is Colton. Now thoughts on Colton, he's

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 1>so gay. I know, can they have guys? Do you

0:55:39.200 --> 0:55:41.360
<v Speaker 1>think they'd ever do that? Would be the best. God, no,

0:55:41.800 --> 0:55:45.000
<v Speaker 1>it's BBC Disney. It would be great. I mean that's

0:55:45.000 --> 0:55:46.840
<v Speaker 1>what they should have. That should but I don't know

0:55:47.080 --> 0:55:49.479
<v Speaker 1>he should he would be like such a fun gay dude.

0:55:49.640 --> 0:55:52.200
<v Speaker 1>He's sorry, I've transferred. It was like a logo back.

0:55:52.440 --> 0:55:54.920
<v Speaker 1>He feels also, he feels also a little like he

0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:57.320
<v Speaker 1>had maybe some bad stuff go down, Like he feels

0:55:57.560 --> 0:55:59.799
<v Speaker 1>right and of everything, you know, like yeah, because he's

0:55:59.800 --> 0:56:02.239
<v Speaker 1>in the locker room wanting to get think he's getting like,

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, were you guys saying how like remember when

0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:07.239
<v Speaker 1>he was like breaking up with he almost even like

0:56:07.480 --> 0:56:09.160
<v Speaker 1>said it, he goes, I feel like I could never

0:56:09.280 --> 0:56:11.880
<v Speaker 1>have been I never feel felt have felt like I

0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:14.480
<v Speaker 1>could be myself. I feel like no one really knows

0:56:14.560 --> 0:56:17.640
<v Speaker 1>the really it's like he wanted to know. I can't

0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:20.400
<v Speaker 1>say it. I mean talk about having a fucking mental breakdown.

0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I really I now he's putting himself like and he

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:26.000
<v Speaker 1>seems to really like he seems to like to be

0:56:26.120 --> 0:56:28.399
<v Speaker 1>on TV. Also, I was surprised I didn't even say

0:56:28.440 --> 0:56:31.760
<v Speaker 1>a single thing to him at the after. They didn't

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:37.200
<v Speaker 1>think one thing about him because they rightly makes sense.

0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, was so weird and we're just supposed to

0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 1>accept that that it's just over and just he doesn't

0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:47.400
<v Speaker 1>really he's looking for love. He doesn't want her, he

0:56:47.480 --> 0:56:50.239
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want her. I like that, Like we're best friends now.

0:56:50.320 --> 0:56:57.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like liars. Yeah yeah, yeah, Um did you enjoy

0:56:57.600 --> 0:57:01.840
<v Speaker 1>the season? I did? I did. I wanted more couples

0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:06.520
<v Speaker 1>honestly that I liked too. They haven't had a really

0:57:06.840 --> 0:57:08.839
<v Speaker 1>watching people fall in love in like two years, because

0:57:08.920 --> 0:57:11.840
<v Speaker 1>last year we got like all jankie and then this

0:57:12.080 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 1>year I really felt like last year that together. Yes,

0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Raven and Adam, Yeah, they were very cute. They're very cute,

0:57:21.800 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 1>really cute, really cute on Instagram. I'd like some people individually.

0:57:24.960 --> 0:57:27.240
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't like the coupling. Yeah, you know what

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean. I liked Jenna and Jordan until it went awry,

0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:32.560
<v Speaker 1>and I liked grocery Store Joe and Kendall until she

0:57:32.720 --> 0:57:36.280
<v Speaker 1>freaked out. And ironically enough, I'm probably cheering the most

0:57:36.400 --> 0:57:41.600
<v Speaker 1>for bat shit gross Goo to Kevin and Astro the most.

0:57:41.960 --> 0:57:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I know. It's like they all exploded. I think maybe

0:57:47.240 --> 0:57:50.120
<v Speaker 1>off the show they'll be way better, but I like them.

0:57:50.640 --> 0:57:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I like them all less now that they exploded. I

0:57:52.840 --> 0:57:55.400
<v Speaker 1>think Chris and Crystal are my top dog. I think

0:57:55.600 --> 0:57:58.360
<v Speaker 1>I like Jordan. Jordan was a fun refresher, you know,

0:57:58.520 --> 0:58:02.880
<v Speaker 1>just fun comedy. Yeah. But in general, this this Bachelor

0:58:02.960 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 1>in Paradise season, I just was left wanting a little

0:58:05.640 --> 0:58:09.280
<v Speaker 1>bit more. I feel like Ta Coulton thing really brought

0:58:09.320 --> 0:58:11.480
<v Speaker 1>it down. Are with you? The first four episodes were

0:58:11.480 --> 0:58:16.640
<v Speaker 1>like because it was like a dick and like she

0:58:16.760 --> 0:58:18.840
<v Speaker 1>was the first guest, remember, and she really just wanted

0:58:18.880 --> 0:58:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Colton and everyone came on, wasn't Colton? Yeah? Sad? Like, yeah, right,

0:58:24.800 --> 0:58:28.040
<v Speaker 1>you're right. I thought the Shoshana storyline was my favorite.

0:58:28.400 --> 0:58:30.320
<v Speaker 1>That was so crazy to do you have anything you

0:58:30.360 --> 0:58:34.400
<v Speaker 1>want to promote? Mi sarin Um, I am in town,

0:58:34.480 --> 0:58:36.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm in l A for a bit. And then if

0:58:36.920 --> 0:58:39.320
<v Speaker 1>you like sports Sports Without Balls podcast, do you have

0:58:39.360 --> 0:58:42.280
<v Speaker 1>anything you want to promote Rob I'm working on Bosh now.

0:58:42.320 --> 0:58:46.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a few episodes of this. People love people

0:58:46.240 --> 0:58:48.400
<v Speaker 1>love Boss. No. My mom was like, oh my god, Bosh,

0:58:48.480 --> 0:58:50.880
<v Speaker 1>but that's so fine. I'll have to start watching. I

0:58:51.000 --> 0:58:53.880
<v Speaker 1>wanted to thank everybody out there who watched Instateable, we

0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:57.920
<v Speaker 1>got picked up for a second. They announced to two

0:58:58.000 --> 0:59:00.880
<v Speaker 1>days ago. I'm so excited like that it was so

0:59:01.080 --> 0:59:03.320
<v Speaker 1>sweet and they like there were so many people from

0:59:03.320 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>the podcasts so exciting. I just got the chills. I'm

0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:10.480
<v Speaker 1>so excited. And I'm gonna be in Vancouver at Yucky

0:59:10.760 --> 0:59:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I think Janet's coming with me October nine, and then

0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be in New York doing a live

0:59:17.520 --> 0:59:21.720
<v Speaker 1>podcast with Janine Garo Flow called UM part of My Tangent,

0:59:22.240 --> 0:59:25.440
<v Speaker 1>and Anna will be there at Cooper Union. And that

0:59:25.640 --> 0:59:27.840
<v Speaker 1>is the last Saturday in October. I believe it's October.

0:59:32.840 --> 0:59:35.200
<v Speaker 1>And then UM, We'll put tickets on our website, on

0:59:35.280 --> 0:59:38.240
<v Speaker 1>our Facebook page, and then we have Patreon. This week

0:59:38.320 --> 0:59:40.920
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have Nikki Glazer, who's on Dancing with the

0:59:41.000 --> 0:59:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Stars with a grocery store Joe. And then Russian Alex

0:59:44.080 --> 0:59:46.000
<v Speaker 1>is coming to visit us. So that's and then we

0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:48.680
<v Speaker 1>are either Brian is going on towards so I either

0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:54.120
<v Speaker 1>want to watch Love Island or Great British Bay Golf thoughts.

0:59:56.480 --> 0:59:59.280
<v Speaker 1>People really like Love Island right now, it's a long commitment.

0:59:59.360 --> 1:00:02.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of episodes. You guys email us and

1:00:02.760 --> 1:00:04.520
<v Speaker 1>that's what you want to know. What what you want

1:00:04.560 --> 1:00:07.120
<v Speaker 1>to watch? Do you want to watch Great British bake Off,

1:00:08.000 --> 1:00:11.560
<v Speaker 1>which I kind of want to watch, or Love Island,

1:00:11.600 --> 1:00:16.680
<v Speaker 1>which I've never watched. By the here, We're perfect strangers, Um,

1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Katie Anna, anything you want to promote, I don't know

1:00:22.120 --> 1:00:25.040
<v Speaker 1>if you like Middle Eastern politics, listen to my podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Vote novemberly Ambiguous, Vote Go vote, Go guys, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>candidate you want to like Canvas four. Go do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing that. Thank you all so much for listening

1:00:35.960 --> 1:00:37.720
<v Speaker 1>all season. Will you help us pick the final tweet

1:00:37.720 --> 1:00:38.960
<v Speaker 1>of the weekend? Then Aaron has to go give her

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<v Speaker 1>cat um Um, what's it called. It's just a U

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<v Speaker 1>T I. I just have to drop it and a

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<v Speaker 1>one strip my face. That's a U T I. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a diabetic. It's just go a little go,

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<v Speaker 1>a little affectionate. Um. Okay, ready here tweeter the weeks

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<v Speaker 1>Number one John Moore at Real John Moore, their kidnapped

1:01:00.000 --> 1:01:02.600
<v Speaker 1>stims who read their captors demands with more conviction than

1:01:02.680 --> 1:01:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Camille's post fantasy sweet speech to Analize. Okay, I don't

1:01:07.600 --> 1:01:13.800
<v Speaker 1>love you no more. Okay. Number two? Um, okay, number two, wait,

1:01:13.880 --> 1:01:17.160
<v Speaker 1>hold place, I texted to myself whole please art marine

1:01:17.200 --> 1:01:19.760
<v Speaker 1>here we go, there, we go there they are Okay, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is okay. Number two Jesse Simmons Analyze gave nine

1:01:24.640 --> 1:01:27.360
<v Speaker 1>for this sixty forty guy and still lost. I guess

1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:29.720
<v Speaker 1>he should have walked out saying I need one fifty

1:01:29.800 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 1>fit minus fifty yeah yeah, yeah, yeah okay. Um Number

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<v Speaker 1>three Nikki Lameshka at Enmeshka things no normal women want

1:01:43.840 --> 1:01:46.720
<v Speaker 1>a one at one, a guy to pretend to break

1:01:46.800 --> 1:01:48.560
<v Speaker 1>up with her in the middle of getting engaged, and

1:01:48.680 --> 1:01:54.440
<v Speaker 1>to a dude who nicknamed himself the Goose. Okay, okay um.

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<v Speaker 1>Number four seth that at baseball, I went to be

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<v Speaker 1>twice a week so I could find a wife in Paradise,

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<v Speaker 1>and all I got with these crappy salad dressing recipes. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Kevin and this is my story. Okay um okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's two more. Seth. That one was that because he

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<v Speaker 1>was like he loves salad dressing, and they were like, oh, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can we everyone come here. He's like, oh, I just

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<v Speaker 1>ordered my salad or something like that, and he was

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<v Speaker 1>also saying like I never buy salad dressing. I always

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<v Speaker 1>make salad dressing. Okay. Here's another set that at baseban

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<v Speaker 1>one to the man that said, I'm gonna go get

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<v Speaker 1>all pretty for you, only to come back in a

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<v Speaker 1>sweaty T shirt and slightly more formal capri pants. Neil

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<v Speaker 1>I now dubbed the service Sir bag La douche Knight

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<v Speaker 1>of the Realm of Duchery and final one another set

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<v Speaker 1>that Book of Paradise three sixteen and after three days,

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<v Speaker 1>the resurrected youth pastor did say, unto his disciples, go

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth onto the boom boom room or break nine

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<v Speaker 1>summer fling off today. Either way I careth not. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you guys later. Yes, I'm gonna say um capri

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<v Speaker 1>pants or other I'm gonna say capre pants or um things.

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<v Speaker 1>No normal woman want a guy to pretend to break

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<v Speaker 1>up with her in the middle of getting a gauge

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<v Speaker 1>and to a dude who nicknames himself a goose capri

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<v Speaker 1>pants capri pants was to the man that said I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to go get all pretty for you, only come

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<v Speaker 1>back in a sweaty T shirt and slightly more formal

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<v Speaker 1>capri pants. Neil I now dubbed these or bag laduche

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<v Speaker 1>Knight of Rum of laduce Eery from Seth vat. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that one, but I'm gonna say no woman wants

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<v Speaker 1>joking in a proposal or someone named from self proposal

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<v Speaker 1>or Caprice okay, Katie okay, Capris wins says that you

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<v Speaker 1>are you want to come back in a sweaty T

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<v Speaker 1>shirt and slightly more formal capree pants. Neil I now

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<v Speaker 1>dubbed the bag Laduche the Realm of douchery. UM take

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