Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Welcome to horrible. I'm wheezy. Oh there was a pause there.
Speaker 1: I'm your girl, Mandy a k A dead bitch, a
Speaker 1: k A pit stallion a k A full court pumps
Speaker 1: a k A. I'm just glad I have a fucking voice.
Speaker 1: So goddamn. We're trying to do a timely episode and
Speaker 1: there's not really much going on besides the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm depressed and cuomo Is has resigned. He so did
Speaker 1: what what about? Um? What about you? Let's get a
Speaker 1: catch up for you, catch up for me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold your bit's been active, I've been been.
Speaker 1: I mean there's just a lot. There's a lot I
Speaker 1: can't talk about just yet. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about just a lot like it's a lot. No, um,
Speaker 1: more so work but no, uh, boyfriend, who's my ex?
Speaker 1: Who my boyfriend? We're doing We're doing good, but we're
Speaker 1: not doing good? Confused about when it's you know, and
Speaker 1: that could be confused? They can be confused. Um. I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I'm happy, and I am currently having a whole lot
Speaker 1: of sex and the best sex of my life. And
Speaker 1: when they say you'll get it in your thirties, it's
Speaker 1: true the best sex of your life. Oh, I thought
Speaker 1: you meant the beach juice pill he takes. It's not there. No,
Speaker 1: feel don't believe know, I mean you know it is.
Speaker 1: It's it's great sex. And I'm actually trying to like
Speaker 1: tone it down because like now I'm having orgies at
Speaker 1: my house and I'm like, right now, so much girl
Speaker 1: I had there was seven people at my house. Woke up.
Speaker 1: I had to have my cleaner coming again because I
Speaker 1: was like, this is intense. So at this point, everywhere
Speaker 1: we go we meet couples, we we be friend couples.
Speaker 1: And at this point we met a couple at the
Speaker 1: beach said Hey, want to join us for dinner. I
Speaker 1: went from dinner to hey, well want to come to
Speaker 1: the house, and then from there, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: really am weasy because I'm also I was on every
Speaker 1: type of edible, shroom, liquor and everything else. And it
Speaker 1: was great when you invited the couple to dinner. Did
Speaker 1: you just want like a couple that was friends or
Speaker 1: did you definitely want to Well, no, the girl, the
Speaker 1: girl was fine and she sat by at the beach
Speaker 1: the whole day, and I was like, what about the
Speaker 1: nigga you ain't working? No, no, that couple was definitely
Speaker 1: new into the lifestyle, so they just watched me with
Speaker 1: the other couple and the other couple had a unicorn.
Speaker 1: Where did you meet the other couple at a party?
Speaker 1: That where you meet the unicorn? I'm sorry, no, just
Speaker 1: don't ask me. That's why I'm saying, like I'm confused
Speaker 1: because I never thought that I would be this deep
Speaker 1: into the lifestyle. And I know you hate that word,
Speaker 1: but I don't hate. I'll just be joking about it because,
Speaker 1: like Mandy says it, like I'm in. When I say
Speaker 1: I am in the lifestyle, holy fucking ship, like to
Speaker 1: where I'm just like, okay, I want to dip my
Speaker 1: toe out of the water just for a little bit
Speaker 1: and go back to normalcy and then we can come back,
Speaker 1: like I guess I feel like how you felt like
Speaker 1: when you were like me and Obey go everywhere and
Speaker 1: we can suck anyone we wants. It becomes kind of
Speaker 1: like so fucked up to say that it really is
Speaker 1: great when you like we're just on the reason to
Speaker 1: have one that kind of like people being people, be
Speaker 1: typing us essays how do I get fucked? And I
Speaker 1: just be like, we'd be like, god, damn. We have
Speaker 1: a lot every week, we're in threesomes, foursomes, flasoms, ship like, okay,
Speaker 1: break time and break. So they just all slept over.
Speaker 1: What did the cat? Didn't sleep over? But what did
Speaker 1: the cat do? The cat? The cat is At this point,
Speaker 1: Body just knows. I'm a whole body, by the way,
Speaker 1: for y'all just tuning in. Is my cat. Bro. We're
Speaker 1: sitting here eating Strom chocolates, playing games. I'm dripping and dancing,
Speaker 1: and body just up on a goddamn chair just looking
Speaker 1: at everyone, just sitting looking at everyone. And you know,
Speaker 1: black people at least released two out of five just
Speaker 1: don't funk with cats or allergic. So now I just
Speaker 1: have this. They're tech ready when anyone comes in my house. Hey,
Speaker 1: not sure your feelings on cats, but here's our tech,
Speaker 1: here's their tech. I don't know what I would do
Speaker 1: if Nina started. What would I do? For those of
Speaker 1: you watching on YouTube? My child is here. I haven't
Speaker 1: had sex in friend her yet. It will happen, she
Speaker 1: he it. You don't know how they want to be Idina,
Speaker 1: It don't matter. You don't know how they want to
Speaker 1: be identified. You didn't know and which we got chewed
Speaker 1: out for it. I know, So we need to sit here,
Speaker 1: go check. I'm gonna say that the names. Don't just
Speaker 1: classify your child by what you don't know. They want
Speaker 1: to be referred to us. Well, she I think she's
Speaker 1: also a hole like me, But I just know she
Speaker 1: don't like niggas like that my cat, my cat don't
Speaker 1: like niggasine, what is racist? As pets? Harmy? Are? I
Speaker 1: mean if anyone loves curb your enthusiasm like me, I said,
Speaker 1: nigga okay, do you remember that? Larry Day was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't say me. I said, you are. So we're
Speaker 1: talking about males here like niggas, which is great. But
Speaker 1: I knew that because when she when I when I
Speaker 1: got the dog, her brother was there and he was
Speaker 1: getting on her nerves and she was like please, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is my dog hates niggas too,
Speaker 1: which don't hate hate, but they do be getting on
Speaker 1: the nerves. But I don't know. I was with the
Speaker 1: orgy what other things. I was literally about to be
Speaker 1: like wheezy now update us on your life. Like I
Speaker 1: was just gonna talk about how my foot is broken,
Speaker 1: but like, let's get back to the cat. I mean,
Speaker 1: mine only gets broken because I'm getting like eight and
Speaker 1: a half rounds in the morning after having orgies the
Speaker 1: night before. You know, it's just a lot. So you
Speaker 1: prepare the cat to go up and look, and then
Speaker 1: you do not prepare to cats to look. Did you
Speaker 1: get food? You don't get a little create you're something
Speaker 1: for the cat? No, the cat doesn't have a crate,
Speaker 1: got full roam of the month apartment? Oh no, that's
Speaker 1: why i'd be scratching on the door when you're getting fucked.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not the bed. He actually is under the bed.
Speaker 1: While while I'm fucking normally you heard that, you hear
Speaker 1: my child. I will say this one thing, having an
Speaker 1: animal in the house that knows your schedule, because now
Speaker 1: this little bit, they were like, oh, make sure you
Speaker 1: feed her at eight, one and five. Absolutely not, she
Speaker 1: eats when I get up. I'm not about to just
Speaker 1: fucking who told you that? The like the puppy trainers
Speaker 1: and all these dogs eat three meals a day puppies,
Speaker 1: But I was like, she eats when I get up
Speaker 1: that's when we start. And if mommy goes to sleep
Speaker 1: at two am, you go to sleep it two and
Speaker 1: you need it ten thirty as well. I'm not about
Speaker 1: to do bullshit, are you kidding me? Also hate to
Speaker 1: say it, but you know I did get the dog,
Speaker 1: but my mother. But it's really an emotional support dog,
Speaker 1: like to the court, Like when people say that, like
Speaker 1: I realized that last night was real, Like it's she's
Speaker 1: really an emotional support dog. Like I was having an
Speaker 1: anxiety attack, it was getting really bad. The dog fucking
Speaker 1: called me down. I was like, I am a white woman.
Speaker 1: And when I realized that, I said, let me look
Speaker 1: up service dog because Delta now charges for emotional support animals.
Speaker 1: What's wrong, mama? So basically, a service dog is free
Speaker 1: on all flights, and the dog can be a service
Speaker 1: dog as long as you register it and the trainer
Speaker 1: doesn't need a certain amount of hours. I just put
Speaker 1: myself as the trainer and when I go onto Delta
Speaker 1: one turn my flight to l A and they're like,
Speaker 1: that's a service do me? Like, bitch, read the paper?
Speaker 1: How thank you? Have you spoken to her during your
Speaker 1: tough times? Yeah? You talk to your dog? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: the fund is wrong with us. I mean, you don't
Speaker 1: talk to your cat with Mandy. You gotta be like, Body,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. Bro. Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 1: talking to him like a little bit. I mean, because
Speaker 1: he could getting on my motherfucking nerves. That's what a guy.
Speaker 1: So Also, I'm needy, but he's needier. So like, if
Speaker 1: I just want to watch TV, that's how I relax.
Speaker 1: I watched guys, grocery games, chops, guys. Literally I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Yes, that is how I relaxed. Watched I
Speaker 1: watched those type of shows. And Body just demands so
Speaker 1: much attention. So if I'm not paying him attention, he
Speaker 1: goes around the house and just starts knocking shut off
Speaker 1: the tables, the bar, the whatever. And he just knocks
Speaker 1: it until I just be like Body, and then he
Speaker 1: wants me to chase him. I saw him on your laptop.
Speaker 1: He what I'm doing work? He comes and sits right
Speaker 1: on the line. Did he break your TV? You said
Speaker 1: he broke my TV, and I moved in. When when
Speaker 1: my ex spends the night, he'll wait, but he don't
Speaker 1: spend the night anymore. But he did, but he don't.
Speaker 1: He'll Body will wake up because Bodie normally wakes up
Speaker 1: with me. No, he'll go prop his ass on my
Speaker 1: nigga and stare at him. Now, I will tell you
Speaker 1: something about this. This is no no. This means that
Speaker 1: the home the parent in the home. Yes, it ues
Speaker 1: what it means. So basically, so my mom was my
Speaker 1: primary parents. And this is why Nina doesn't room for me.
Speaker 1: This is why he gets yelled at. She gets smacked.
Speaker 1: I want smack body. This is why I mean, she
Speaker 1: don't get smack smack because she's a baby. But this
Speaker 1: is why she's create trained. But cats are different. You'll
Speaker 1: smack a cat. Guess what he gonna do. Smack your
Speaker 1: as the fun back. That's what body be doing. Body
Speaker 1: will hit me the fun back. And now we're fighting.
Speaker 1: Now I'm literally like word nigga work before. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I looks like I'm a cup. You know what,
Speaker 1: Let's take it. Let's take a cut. This is what
Speaker 1: color Nina is. She's black. What colors? Body bodies orange?
Speaker 1: The body is orange? Yeah, you played out huh. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so basically she's mad at me. She was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I wanted to play. How do you know she's mad
Speaker 1: at you because she won't lay on me when she's
Speaker 1: mad at me. That's why she's in between my legs. Anyway,
Speaker 1: speaking of emotional support, So I my pussy is broken.
Speaker 1: I've been super depressed. Why is it broken? I just
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I just can't, like I'm just
Speaker 1: not horny. Oh um. And it's very difficult when you're depressed,
Speaker 1: and then people like, I'm very I can hup function
Speaker 1: at high levels while depressed. I can make jokes, I
Speaker 1: can do my job, and then I just have breakdowns
Speaker 1: at night. But for second, like I get it, Like
Speaker 1: the jokes help you push through. Man. So anyway, I
Speaker 1: knew and I knew it was time for like the
Speaker 1: dog or even my mom dog. So this was my plan.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get the dog for my mom.
Speaker 1: And if I can't handle the dog and like it's
Speaker 1: just too much, and then it will definitely be for
Speaker 1: my mom. But now I'm gonna have to get a
Speaker 1: new dog because this is all these child um. But
Speaker 1: a lot of things just were like leading up to it. So,
Speaker 1: for one, what makes me angry about when you're depressed?
Speaker 1: Things to not say to a depressed person, But I
Speaker 1: don't understand your life is so great that, to me
Speaker 1: is a very fucked up thing to say to someone
Speaker 1: because you have no I too, someone told me not
Speaker 1: to complain because I have money and that I could
Speaker 1: do what I want to get out of it. What,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you got money, so just go to
Speaker 1: the fucking spot like you're gonna be fine. Do you
Speaker 1: know many people are depressed that can't do that, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I completely understand that, Like I have means
Speaker 1: to do things to make me feel better, but nick
Speaker 1: of that ship don't make you feel better. First off,
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice this steps of depression that we're happening.
Speaker 1: But when I found out I had to live in
Speaker 1: l A for some time out of the month, right
Speaker 1: every month, like a week, I'm like, Okay, no big deal.
Speaker 1: I'll have a crib there. It'll be nice, like fine,
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh my god, like I'm
Speaker 1: I have clothes that I have to have there, and
Speaker 1: then clothes I have to have here after, Like I
Speaker 1: can't really plan for things ahead. I vacation so much, nigga.
Speaker 1: I moved to Mexico last year. I haven't been on
Speaker 1: one vacation because I feel like I have to like
Speaker 1: really be at everyone's back and call, whether that be
Speaker 1: my my studio, whether that be Horrible, whether it be Kenya.
Speaker 1: It's like everything in my life, I feel like I
Speaker 1: can't do it. So that sucked me up. And then
Speaker 1: also like the loneliness of having to travel so much,
Speaker 1: especially when you're not traveling for leader, when you're traveling
Speaker 1: for work in your loan, it's a different thing. Like
Speaker 1: I almost started talking to myself that it was like
Speaker 1: getting manic. I was just sitting in a hotel while
Speaker 1: I was like between moving, I was like, what are
Speaker 1: we gonna eat today? What should I eat today? And
Speaker 1: it was like some only child shoop you said that
Speaker 1: you We actually talked about that on Patreon because I
Speaker 1: think he wrote about it. But not only do you
Speaker 1: plan everything you say? You talk to yourself, yeah, but
Speaker 1: not like this. It was like it was crazy you
Speaker 1: were questioning it. What are you doing? Like are you
Speaker 1: really true or not? I'm not trying. I was like oh,
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, this is a little bickle cuckoo.
Speaker 1: Then another thing that I started realizing was happening was like,
Speaker 1: for one, I was super dependent on physical touch from
Speaker 1: like anybody, Um, not anybody, I guess I'll take that
Speaker 1: back from obviously like a lover. But it was like
Speaker 1: really bad, like if the nigga turned in his sleep.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, he hates me. And
Speaker 1: I know we all make jokes about that, but like
Speaker 1: my brain would do it for maybe two hours that
Speaker 1: that night, and I just couldn't understand. Then when I
Speaker 1: came home, m Um, this is and we he's been
Speaker 1: a guest on the show. I won't say his name
Speaker 1: because I don't know how vocal he's been about this,
Speaker 1: but I knew the depression was sinking in when I
Speaker 1: didn't want to wake up, and the showering felt like
Speaker 1: the longest thing in the world to do. And I'm
Speaker 1: not sure to be funny about because I know Coco tripping,
Speaker 1: but no, no, like you ain't been showering, but like
Speaker 1: it was just like, can not believe that's the Vanilla ship,
Speaker 1: but anyway, we'll get there. The showering, not even kidding,
Speaker 1: was like because I knew I had to change the
Speaker 1: clothes and get and move, and I was like, and
Speaker 1: when you are depressed and you can't get up, oh
Speaker 1: my god, no, I have to figure out. But this
Speaker 1: one was like it was just like everything was a
Speaker 1: lot of work. The dog, believe it or not, is
Speaker 1: now like routine for me. I gotta get up because
Speaker 1: I gotta feed somebody else, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Then another thing that pissed me off when I talked
Speaker 1: out how I wanted to get a dog. Oh, everyone
Speaker 1: told me how I was too busy, didn't have time
Speaker 1: for the dog, and I needed to just do whatever
Speaker 1: I was doing. First of all, the dog born to
Speaker 1: Oh no, man, no man, Just wait till the followers
Speaker 1: get involved. Bitch, I'm on a trip. I get ten
Speaker 1: d MS easily. So who's watching Bodie? So who's feeding Bodie?
Speaker 1: So did you bring body? I know how to take
Speaker 1: care of a fucking animal? That I think everyone thinks
Speaker 1: that we have our life, maybe because we don't have
Speaker 1: kids and we live this carefree everything's about me life.
Speaker 1: People do that when I travel, they make me feel
Speaker 1: bad that I left Bodie. Nigga's do that. So just wait.
Speaker 1: So you start just being out in the club and
Speaker 1: looking like you're having a good something, They're gonna ask
Speaker 1: you who's watching me? They? Oh, yeah, girl, girl. They
Speaker 1: act like we just don't know how to do nothing
Speaker 1: but literally dick and open our legs and at any
Speaker 1: given point that we're doing anything else to just enjoy ourselves.
Speaker 1: What about your responsibility? First, I take the dog to Lucien.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows I loves to eat to Lucy, and that's
Speaker 1: all I talk about. I take the talk to Lucien
Speaker 1: to go eat, take a picture. She's too young to
Speaker 1: be outside? Then wait, bitch, then she is young, but
Speaker 1: could they could be outside? She just can't be on
Speaker 1: the grass or things like that, as if I would ever,
Speaker 1: as if there's grass in New York. Just the co
Speaker 1: cream Giant couldn't have got you have dog and no
Speaker 1: funking look at anyone, look at this day? Please? So whatever?
Speaker 1: Um So. Then I went out one night, and you know,
Speaker 1: I don't drink a lot, I know, but like I said,
Speaker 1: I've been depressed. And I went out and Brianda and
Speaker 1: I went to go get some meat and we were
Speaker 1: talking about work and whatever. And then I realized how
Speaker 1: good I felt the second I had to drink. And
Speaker 1: I'm not that type of person at all, Like I
Speaker 1: like to drinks, have fun. This was the first time
Speaker 1: where I don't drink when you're depressed. When I felt like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm fine when the one drink one of my system
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh bitch, this is bad if
Speaker 1: you feel good like this. Yeah, So I didn't get drunk.
Speaker 1: Literally was like, oh, like I'm too far gone. So
Speaker 1: I just really wanted to not have to answer to people.
Speaker 1: So I deleted my Instagram for a bit in my Twitter,
Speaker 1: and that felt really good because I will tell you,
Speaker 1: with someone. The liberating thing about it you realize nobody
Speaker 1: has access to you, and that ship feels so liberating.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Like the fact that people have to
Speaker 1: text me to like check on me. Oh, it's like
Speaker 1: that actually felt better, like I had to like I'm
Speaker 1: strengthening existing relationships again, like um shout out to Rashida
Speaker 1: Hung Grandma was like checking on you, you know what's um,
Speaker 1: And then we started talking and now I have a
Speaker 1: trip to go see her and we're gonna go hiking.
Speaker 1: Like that would not have happened if we didn't have
Speaker 1: to actually speak, because we just know that on social
Speaker 1: media everybody's okay because if they're fucking highlight real. Sharona
Speaker 1: has text me like all my friends, um and anyway,
Speaker 1: it felt great to know that. And I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say it was just like quote unquote cry for help thing,
Speaker 1: because it wasn't. I just wanted to delete everything. After
Speaker 1: that one drink, I gave rihon to the dog. Okay,
Speaker 1: mad at me now of the world, please fucking left
Speaker 1: to Mexico. I stated, I can't believe I went to
Speaker 1: Cancoon like a fucking spramebreaker, but it was just the
Speaker 1: quickest thing I could do and hot, and I stayed
Speaker 1: at the Ritz shout out to one of our followers
Speaker 1: who got me the wild discount Nigga for four fucking days.
Speaker 1: I barely left this resort. I spent one day crying
Speaker 1: real bad, and then the other day missing the dog
Speaker 1: real dead. Then then then the third day and I didn't drink.
Speaker 1: I was just chilling, but like I really needed to go,
Speaker 1: and Nigga took a whole fucking call. Keny has got
Speaker 1: a call every week we do. I was on that
Speaker 1: damn zon with ocean in the back, like yeah, and
Speaker 1: we bought a writer's scheduled and we've got this, Like
Speaker 1: it's crazy how I was like working through it. But
Speaker 1: now what I've really learned is one. There's the way
Speaker 1: that people can reach you, like that social media ship.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how funked up it had me. It's
Speaker 1: not like I lie, but I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: in there and be like, oh my god, today sucks
Speaker 1: so much. I want to take an ambien. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do that. I'm not gonna make everyone else feel bad.
Speaker 1: I'm going to post the dog and smile because that's
Speaker 1: what we do. So it's not like you're fronting more
Speaker 1: than you. Almost can't do that to other people. And
Speaker 1: because I knew I was that bad, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna remove my complete self away from it.
Speaker 1: I did not. I'm so glad we didn't do Patreon
Speaker 1: this week for horrible decisions, because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: things won't have me on as soon as I watch.
Speaker 1: I was that bad. Now I'm better, but I just
Speaker 1: can't get horny, which is really crazy. So I forced
Speaker 1: myself to master being on vacation, and that way you
Speaker 1: forced yourself to master me. Yeah, what I said an
Speaker 1: alarm and I was like, I'm a very sexual person.
Speaker 1: Not clearly, yeah, I mean if you look at the
Speaker 1: mug on the table, so anyway, I like basically set
Speaker 1: this alarm. I was just sleeping all day. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to get up. And when I tell you, this
Speaker 1: ship was gorgeous and andy, like, oh my god, they
Speaker 1: gave me this ocean front view balcony and all this
Speaker 1: ship like fucking old Bays sent me roses, tell me
Speaker 1: he wants me to feel good. It was just gorgeous
Speaker 1: over the top. And I don't know if anyone stayed
Speaker 1: at like a ritz, but the Rits is so old
Speaker 1: school rich. They got the maids coming with a little
Speaker 1: crown in the head and ship it'd be like, damn,
Speaker 1: this lady felt bad. But I just could not get
Speaker 1: out of bed. So I kept setting alarms to masturbate,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not going to stop hearing
Speaker 1: now went until I masturbate. Once I did it, oh
Speaker 1: my god, so much anxiety like went away. I felt
Speaker 1: so much better. It's like I actually had to remind
Speaker 1: myself to do it. And although I'm not horny right now,
Speaker 1: it'll come back to me one day. It was crazy
Speaker 1: that coming completely cleared me of like it's a temporary
Speaker 1: um it it's very temporary. If you're in a in
Speaker 1: a depressed state and you do anything sexual, it's that
Speaker 1: jolts of oh that was good. But then dorphins are
Speaker 1: good and it's a stress reliever. But I started looking
Speaker 1: it up. It turns out because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like this actually helped me through the day. And it
Speaker 1: turns out people can masturbate NonStop when they're depressed because
Speaker 1: it's the only way they'll feel good, much like drinking
Speaker 1: had a hotline and everything, like, people are like NonStop masturbaders.
Speaker 1: Which not saying that I did do it in an airplane,
Speaker 1: but I was in a happy mood. But I feel
Speaker 1: like if you do it on the way to Starbucks
Speaker 1: and on the way it's a loom and you masturbate,
Speaker 1: and and on the set of fuse and it here
Speaker 1: no no yet, that's what she says. I haven't it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know a blame you, right, fuck So, speaking
Speaker 1: of dirty places and the showering thing, if anyone has
Speaker 1: been looking at the Internet lately, um which, by the way,
Speaker 1: boy have I missed? Oh my god, nigg Vinnie has
Speaker 1: been trying to keep me up to date, Like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: I wanted Twitter so bad. When Joscelyn's Cabaret came on,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I told you it's awful, you
Speaker 1: know barbies in New York. Oh, And I almost wanted
Speaker 1: her to come on here and tell us why she said,
Speaker 1: because I watched a live when she goes, you know,
Speaker 1: and everybody is just so mad at me. And I
Speaker 1: swear to god, she did it just like this because
Speaker 1: I said the N word. Why did you just air
Speaker 1: quote a bit? And I just wanted to say my piece,
Speaker 1: Oh it's I pulled it up. She would have left,
Speaker 1: We would have we would have like dragged her for
Speaker 1: filth on the show. But I actually good she would
Speaker 1: have been here content, but she would have She probably
Speaker 1: would have left in ten minutes. Oh yeah, one, that's
Speaker 1: why you're trying to pay my Niki now, bitch. And
Speaker 1: I bet you she's still saying it anyway. Um. I
Speaker 1: wanted Twitter for that. I felt like I missed a lot. Also,
Speaker 1: so many just been sending me, which has been lovely.
Speaker 1: And one of the things I saw was that Coco
Speaker 1: said she doesn't take showers um every day, which wait,
Speaker 1: so you only saw that one person? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was gonna I got a list when I heard
Speaker 1: her say because she was the video I saw when
Speaker 1: I heard her say, and I quote, I mean, if
Speaker 1: I'm feeling icky, like, I'll wash under my arms or
Speaker 1: a washing area. Bitch, go in the shop. Ain't you rich?
Speaker 1: I know you've got multiple bathrooms, bitch, Nick, Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something that motherfucker pet Cole told me. They said,
Speaker 1: I said, what, what would be the most gentle shampoo
Speaker 1: for the dog? They said, well, she's too young. You
Speaker 1: don't want to bathe until she's about three months. I said,
Speaker 1: well she's two months. So you think I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: an animal in my home that won't be bathed for
Speaker 1: a month. She was like, yeah, you could use pet wipes.
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, bitch, yea a month. The dogs aren't
Speaker 1: the same as dogs. And if there's if it's a
Speaker 1: house dog, they clean themselves out of here. Well they're
Speaker 1: not people. Well, Nina has already had two baths. She
Speaker 1: has a very natural lavender. You know I want some
Speaker 1: one of them? The hole listing bitch like okay, so
Speaker 1: did I said? Listen? They tell them we don't watch
Speaker 1: the dog. They were like, oh please anyway, Hell no
Speaker 1: this anti ship, no, this is not no no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. So here we go celebrities that have been
Speaker 1: making a big stink on the internet. We've got Jake
Speaker 1: Glennon Hall. You know, Jake Jilla. Not only am I
Speaker 1: distracked because he is one of the only pink dicks
Speaker 1: I would have given time, but this is also why, Bro,
Speaker 1: five years in, I told you all this wall with
Speaker 1: the whites. Bro, the crackers out here not even washing themselves. Bro,
Speaker 1: And you think I'm supposed to put my mouth near
Speaker 1: their balls, near their translucent penis. No, Andrew Chelton watch
Speaker 1: his laves, but we knew that one. He looks like
Speaker 1: white love you friend, let you look like And I
Speaker 1: just want to say I was looking at her an
Speaker 1: eye conscious wedding and this is just how like you
Speaker 1: know when you have a d D. We're talking about
Speaker 1: something with interior design. I was looking at her and
Speaker 1: I was like, she is so sweet and pretty and clean.
Speaker 1: How does she deal with his bullshit? Because I know
Speaker 1: you shower girl, So you're telling me you're just sitting
Speaker 1: up with this motherfucker. You know dogs, No, ild you.
Speaker 1: It's the same way when bitches break up with a
Speaker 1: nigga and maybe like and you a dirty nigga anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, ma'am. You're just as dirty because you're licking
Speaker 1: them dirty balls. You're sleeping with that dirty niggas and
Speaker 1: Taste the best read episode ever in life, if I
Speaker 1: could fucking know the number. The best fucking episode of
Speaker 1: a podcast I've ever heard in my life was Smelling
Speaker 1: Taste by the read iconic fucking episode. Please, I don't
Speaker 1: know who don't know this episode? Oh do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? What episode? Oh my god, man,
Speaker 1: if you didn't know what I said, Smelling Taste, Fury
Speaker 1: and Cristal read this thing with this girl talks about
Speaker 1: how this nigga's dick smells. Yes, yes, that's that's what
Speaker 1: I was actually throwing him in a bath like a hound,
Speaker 1: but yuck. But also she said, it's smells and taste,
Speaker 1: same thing. I feel like we've talked about that before.
Speaker 1: Like if you go down on somebody and you're complaining
Speaker 1: about the smell and the taste, but you still go
Speaker 1: through with the act, you a dirty bitch. To smash
Speaker 1: you dirty, you was just a dirty bro Like if
Speaker 1: that nigga got the skid marks in his drawls and
Speaker 1: you're still eating that ass, you nest he sadn't hear
Speaker 1: what Mandy's man Jake Jillenhall's head. More and more I
Speaker 1: find bathing to be less necessary. His aromatic admission came
Speaker 1: virtually as he was asked about his experiences in NYC
Speaker 1: as a watertown, all tied to his appearance in product
Speaker 1: ad for a new fragrance um and he said he
Speaker 1: just didn't think that every day was necessary. You ain't
Speaker 1: got to look up Jason Mamala. There's a reason why. Oh, because, oh,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you that I was gonna see
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift that Ellen Uh. She revealed on
Speaker 1: Ellen that she doesn't wash her legs in the shower.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you what kills me about that.
Speaker 1: I use um a lutha, but when I use a rag,
Speaker 1: and I wiped my legs, especially in im wearing shorts.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I see dirt, like when I'm in the stret
Speaker 1: maybe this is a New York thing. But when you're
Speaker 1: industry like I'll see I mean, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: how New York is filthy? You have to wash every
Speaker 1: part of your body definitely has touched Listen, this one
Speaker 1: killed me. Kristen Bell Dak Shepherd have probably come forward
Speaker 1: to unshowered praise, as pioneered by baby Wipes legend Brad Pitt,
Speaker 1: Brad Pit thenn girl ashly cut your me look cutness, coolness,
Speaker 1: Oh he brought up, Yes it is, it's I bet
Speaker 1: you it's you know what these hardass names. We want
Speaker 1: to look this up anyway, Jason Momo was it? He
Speaker 1: showers everyday because he's mama. That's why Jason Mammoma can
Speaker 1: get all of my holes raw. That's a very weird
Speaker 1: range of Look how fine he is. And Jason Momoa
Speaker 1: is like like Pacific islander or some ship European, European.
Speaker 1: He's a cola European. What is he that is that
Speaker 1: is not a white man? As this is go, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see what he is from Hawaiian, German, Irish native.
Speaker 1: He's a whole He's Hawaiian. That mean he Americans. You
Speaker 1: said European. I think it was European. No, it's not
Speaker 1: Mila but rather Nila. Yeah coolness at you said she
Speaker 1: didn't added the whole goddamn hype apostrophe, you know the
Speaker 1: little other languages that bed Yeah, the thanks, I swear
Speaker 1: some lights takes anyway, funck y'all? Okay? So I get
Speaker 1: into I don't a call with my mom. I was like,
Speaker 1: you see all these white people who ain't showering, And
Speaker 1: she was like, you know when you were a baby,
Speaker 1: because I have really bad ex and me. She was like,
Speaker 1: they used to tell me, don't shower you too often
Speaker 1: because it dries your skin out. I said, no, the
Speaker 1: correct way is to blot it. When someone has dry skin,
Speaker 1: you block. You don't be too super harsh and no
Speaker 1: like super hot water. Bit you're about to tell me
Speaker 1: like you just not bathing. These mothers like no, but
Speaker 1: I'm not okay with it. And this is why I
Speaker 1: told you I ain't never with no white man because
Speaker 1: they don't be clean. Bro Cameron Diaz said. Also, she
Speaker 1: hasn't used deoda in for twenty years. I feel bad.
Speaker 1: You just trim your armpit and hair so it doesn't
Speaker 1: hold onto your scent. So what is our body's way
Speaker 1: of detoxifying? We do need to sweat. Body odor is
Speaker 1: a good indication that it's time to hit the shower,
Speaker 1: and when you smell, it's time to take that shower.
Speaker 1: So bitches not take a showers until they smell that's me.
Speaker 1: That's wild to meames to like. And I know this
Speaker 1: because some people I don't know. I feel like you
Speaker 1: can't smell yourself. This one's sick a lot of people,
Speaker 1: you know. Julia Roberts says, um, she likes to save water,
Speaker 1: she's really green. She likes the smell of her natural orioles.
Speaker 1: She also says that she can't wash her hair too
Speaker 1: often because it's dry. That's true, but the hair thing.
Speaker 1: But girl, I put my braids up in the mother
Speaker 1: button and I still wash my braids once a week.
Speaker 1: That's why they shout out to Shay. She'd be over
Speaker 1: here every damn week doing my hair and she'd just
Speaker 1: be like, girl, I see no other client, wan you
Speaker 1: because I love to wash the fucking I don't understand
Speaker 1: these crackers. I'll tell you that anyway. I don't understand
Speaker 1: them rits. I cannot. And to all of our twenty
Speaker 1: seven white listeners, we might have made it to thirty
Speaker 1: two by now, but you know what, you know what,
Speaker 1: But actually a lot of them they really like with
Speaker 1: black guys. There's no way they're just not taking showers
Speaker 1: like black guys, be looking at what, like what's in
Speaker 1: your showers, married to a whole nigger. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: on that mother Internet and said, okay, never mind, I'm lying.
Speaker 1: I'm lying. The only thing I will say. I did
Speaker 1: feel bad that people were judging her about you know,
Speaker 1: breastfeeding and age, and you know, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, I don't have a child, never
Speaker 1: breast that, So I can't. Oh, somebody breastfeeding their child
Speaker 1: till they twelve, you know, shout out to um. I
Speaker 1: almost said me could. I was thinking about Goodman Eric
Speaker 1: and I don't send me a lot, but I mean
Speaker 1: it is what I have been thinking about it. Um.
Speaker 1: We'll have them on an episode soon. But like, you know,
Speaker 1: people were criticals or her breastfeeding her kid and taking
Speaker 1: a picture of them like together and just sharing that moment.
Speaker 1: And it's like, you can't do ship if I post
Speaker 1: me loving my kid. I love him too much. One
Speaker 1: of my friends told me, who has a one and
Speaker 1: a half year old whose baby father? Shout out because
Speaker 1: you listening, bitch, because I know you do. Her baby
Speaker 1: father's family is Jhoe witness. She said. They said that
Speaker 1: she was dressing the one year old too sexy because
Speaker 1: the one year old had a shirt with ruffles on,
Speaker 1: and it's like when I tell you she has her
Speaker 1: daughter looking adorable and cute and appropriate. Ruffles is how
Speaker 1: do I describe it? Was off the shoulder, little ruffles.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say this. I'm just
Speaker 1: it's like that, I'm just in shock that people just
Speaker 1: take things there. Um. But you know, with the breastfeeding
Speaker 1: and the age thing, I don't know. I don't have
Speaker 1: anything to say about it. But her not showering, I
Speaker 1: do because I know San'm watching kids either not. What's
Speaker 1: the longest you've been without a shower? Probably to two days?
Speaker 1: COVID I would I'm about to say COVID. COVID was
Speaker 1: definitely too. Yeah, but like New York especially anywhere, because
Speaker 1: it's you're freezing when I travel. When I travel, especially
Speaker 1: like when I was just in Mexico, or when I
Speaker 1: do anything to two or three showers a day, like
Speaker 1: especially if I'm changing outfits. I have like a routine
Speaker 1: that I'm going out. I shower before I go out too.
Speaker 1: The only way I don't shower when I get back
Speaker 1: in the house is if I'm drunk as fuck, and
Speaker 1: then it's it just sucks. Because I got aplane. I
Speaker 1: gotta watch my pillow cases because now there's a makeup everywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't like when people like fly in and don't
Speaker 1: shower before they get in my bed. I think that's nasty,
Speaker 1: especially the l a flight sitting on the couch. Get
Speaker 1: your ass in anyway, Okay, let's get to the horrible decision,
Speaker 1: which is broken. It's basically sexing out if sad. So
Speaker 1: I remember, like years ago you were talking about how
Speaker 1: Lawyer Bay was depressed and it was really wearing on you.
Speaker 1: And you know, I haven't really been talking to anyone
Speaker 1: because I feel like if you talk to someone that
Speaker 1: you fuck, can you tell him how to press you are?
Speaker 1: That's weird for them. Like I just have chose to
Speaker 1: shut him out. Oh, I told you earlier this year,
Speaker 1: like I was probably in the most depressed day I
Speaker 1: had ever been in my life for like maybe the
Speaker 1: first five six months of this year, Like I changed
Speaker 1: my number and at the time with my partner, it
Speaker 1: was like I didn't realize how just much depression was
Speaker 1: like seeping out into where he was Like listen, I
Speaker 1: feel like I can't even make you happy, and if
Speaker 1: I can't make you happy. Then maybe this isn't what
Speaker 1: you know, Maybe we ran our course like it was awful.
Speaker 1: Like my friend, you know, my best friend had cancer.
Speaker 1: My mom I thought she was gonna die of COVID.
Speaker 1: Just everything going a move and maybe even that's what
Speaker 1: it is with you having to live in two places.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how much moving from one apartment to
Speaker 1: the next brings on depression because you're out of your
Speaker 1: comfort you and I started from my apartment. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Don't get me wrong. The new crew was lit.
Speaker 1: But like she's dreaming. Um, yeah, the move is a
Speaker 1: weird thing, right because now I have to basically make
Speaker 1: another place at home. Which here's the weird thing too.
Speaker 1: When I was traveling into l A. At first, it
Speaker 1: was like a week a month at a hotel. You
Speaker 1: think it's cool, it's not really cool. There's only so
Speaker 1: much fucking takeout you can eat before you don't want
Speaker 1: to wake up and at least make your own coffee
Speaker 1: or something like. It's weird. But I mean, I got
Speaker 1: a nice as the house as I could, And you know,
Speaker 1: did I did what I don't have in New York.
Speaker 1: I did Florida ceiling windows I did during man because
Speaker 1: I love my Lower East. That ship, like I did
Speaker 1: the cool and Jim and I did the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But even then, I'm like, i still want to be
Speaker 1: back in New York and I'm not really a l
Speaker 1: A fan like that on top of the fact that no,
Speaker 1: I love New York. Yeah, I just I'm always have
Speaker 1: to be there, so I have to choose to enjoy it. Um,
Speaker 1: And then like you gotta make a whole new set
Speaker 1: of friends, you know what I mean, Like that ship
Speaker 1: is a lot of work of work. I got two
Speaker 1: three friends in l A. And I think my closest
Speaker 1: friend in l A is probably Van. And even then
Speaker 1: he'd be like, Nik, i am not leaving the house,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like begging him to go for a
Speaker 1: workout and he'd be like, yeah, we're gonna work out,
Speaker 1: and then like now, but it's hard to do that. So, um,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to put it on other
Speaker 1: people or people that I'm dating. Um, but here are
Speaker 1: some tips if you are dating someone then is feeling sad. One,
Speaker 1: don't take it personally. If your partner had a broken
Speaker 1: leg and didn't want to go out dancing, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: hurt your feelings. And depression is like that too. While
Speaker 1: it really take somebody down. It may look like people
Speaker 1: are simply turning down time with you or sex with you,
Speaker 1: when the truth is they just literally can't do it.
Speaker 1: Do understand what depression feels like. It's like an energy
Speaker 1: sucking flu Okay. It says that they literally can include exhaustion,
Speaker 1: brain frog dysfunction, dysfunction, increased sensitivity to pain, and overwhelming
Speaker 1: feelings of guilt and shame. It feels almost like a wait,
Speaker 1: like and I'll tell you the way that people try
Speaker 1: to like tell me that I can just get out
Speaker 1: of this, like oh my gotta be fine. It's so
Speaker 1: annoying right like this. This is why I don't want
Speaker 1: to be on Instagram right now or do anything else
Speaker 1: because I just want to be sad. And I want
Speaker 1: you to shut the funk up and stop trying to
Speaker 1: tell me everything's gonna be okay. I know I'll be okay.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to tell me to get over it,
Speaker 1: like when you're dismissive about it. It's really difficult and
Speaker 1: you kind of just let got to let people go
Speaker 1: through their ship. Also a great one he says, don't
Speaker 1: try to fix it. A point that keeps coming up
Speaker 1: in research was the hurt and frustration people feel when
Speaker 1: other people are trying to fix the depression. A woman
Speaker 1: says that her husband I was depressed and she grew
Speaker 1: up thinking you couldn't just stop, you could just stop
Speaker 1: feeling sad. And she thought she was helping with her
Speaker 1: upbeat encouragements, but it was awful. Also, do know your
Speaker 1: spoons and rings? This one was cool for a secretary? Damn?
Speaker 1: Do you want your do you want your pump? I
Speaker 1: know You're pump is here somewhere there it is? Is
Speaker 1: this even an active pump? Does this work? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not give me one second before you start back
Speaker 1: up smoking this morning. Man. You can do me a favor,
Speaker 1: just like look at her, just so I could cut
Speaker 1: to that perfect one second. Uh, that's fine, It's just
Speaker 1: it just makes it a smoother cut. Black black black.
Speaker 1: Do you know your spoons and rings? So spoon theory
Speaker 1: you use a set of spoons to represent the limited physical, mental,
Speaker 1: and emotional resources that someone's suffering from depression may have.
Speaker 1: Some days, taking a shower could use several spoons. It's
Speaker 1: basically a language to help you relate to your partner.
Speaker 1: Teaching my wife about spoons helped her understand that I
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to avoid doing stuff. I was actually tapped out.
Speaker 1: Ring theory. Draw series of circles with your partner, um
Speaker 1: con concentric concentric that's a weird word anyway, um. And
Speaker 1: at the center, the nearest circle to them holds you
Speaker 1: and perhaps their family, and then the next one is
Speaker 1: so on. So the ring is simple. You provide support
Speaker 1: to people in a ring smaller than you, and you
Speaker 1: only complain to people in bigger rings than you, which
Speaker 1: I actually really like because for example, if you've got
Speaker 1: kids or like you know how, you have a bad
Speaker 1: boss and they're like yelling at you about like every
Speaker 1: little thing, Like you can't be putting that ship on me,
Speaker 1: this is yo ship, like filter it through. That's a
Speaker 1: really bad manager. When a manager is like telling you,
Speaker 1: I don't know what having a bad boss feels, like, oh, bro,
Speaker 1: it's fucked up. Because like, even that got me a
Speaker 1: little bit depressed. Recently. I was maybe venting like a
Speaker 1: month or two ago to edit or Dave, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what to do. What are
Speaker 1: we supposed to do? I don't understand what we're supposed
Speaker 1: to do. Who's supposed to figure this out? Are we
Speaker 1: supposed to do this? This? That? And it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like am I a bad fucking boss, because
Speaker 1: like I don't know how to do ship, Like there's
Speaker 1: no fucking hr here. I've only worked for major companies.
Speaker 1: I don't know what then to do, and like that
Speaker 1: ship is a lot of pressure too, when you want
Speaker 1: to make sure people are happy. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: No one's really called out of work ever here. This
Speaker 1: is fucking insane. I call out of work so much.
Speaker 1: I'm no wonder they were tired of me, Like I
Speaker 1: was just like I'm not coming. But also there's hundreds
Speaker 1: of people that work in the company, Like can you
Speaker 1: imagine like being depressed and having to come to work. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean when I was like when I was like counting,
Speaker 1: I would be like, so it's not a smoke break,
Speaker 1: I'm going downstairs to cry. I'll be back, and I
Speaker 1: would literally leave out the office for a breather. Like
Speaker 1: Accounting was probably especially the Big Four, like was probably
Speaker 1: the most depressing job I had. I mean everything else,
Speaker 1: you know it was different in New York. That fucking
Speaker 1: when you go into work and it's dark and you
Speaker 1: leave the dark dash. It was so for no one
Speaker 1: that knows the funk we're talking about, which people in
Speaker 1: l A love to tell me when I tell them
Speaker 1: it sucks. But the weather, bitches still sucks. You can't
Speaker 1: get good food here. You gotta fucking drive everywhere. The
Speaker 1: people are weird. It sucks. Not that some good food
Speaker 1: in in l A. Tacos and katana. That's it, Mandy.
Speaker 1: One hard person tells me to get Mexican food in
Speaker 1: l A. I'm gonna blow my brains out. Rosco's get
Speaker 1: the Obama anyway. It's literally just chicken and they don't
Speaker 1: even tip it. Okay, So Ship, where are we at? Depressed?
Speaker 1: Depressed for people who don't live in New York. The
Speaker 1: sun comes up around in the wintertime. What is it after? Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight o'clock and then it goes down at four. Me
Speaker 1: shout out to Chris. If anyone really followed me for
Speaker 1: a minute, my word, husband, remember him? Very sweet guy. Ship.
Speaker 1: He's the reason I even asked me Andy to do
Speaker 1: a podcast. I was on his podcast first. I'll never
Speaker 1: forget this moment where we were so sad at the
Speaker 1: office and he's a happy guy. And we walked outside
Speaker 1: and there is this patch of sun on the corner
Speaker 1: and you had to go in the middle of the
Speaker 1: medium because you know, the buildings block the sun. And
Speaker 1: we sat there in this fucking ship and I remember thinking,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is depressing. I'm in the media
Speaker 1: in the middle of the road because it's the only
Speaker 1: place the sunlit and we gotta look up at it.
Speaker 1: Oh niked, Oh my god, if Delta fucking really hits
Speaker 1: us this year, all of the billionaires need to get
Speaker 1: together and fly us to Epstein's Island and give us reparations. No, no,
Speaker 1: they should just give us son. Apparently they are here
Speaker 1: making rain, like they are here creating the weather, like
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I feel like, all right,
Speaker 1: this is me getting it clearly. I've been watching like
Speaker 1: a lot of like, so let me tell you what
Speaker 1: they really be doing, right, And I feel like they're
Speaker 1: doing this now. They want us to be in the
Speaker 1: house with this COVID ship right so, like, by the way,
Speaker 1: if you think I'm crazy, look it up there literally
Speaker 1: doing it right now. In Dubai, the government is they
Speaker 1: are creating rain to cool down because it's been so
Speaker 1: fucking hot out there. So guess what New York they
Speaker 1: knew he was about to be outside right Listen, this
Speaker 1: week there was only supposed to be rain on Saturday.
Speaker 1: There has literally been storms in the afternoon and at night,
Speaker 1: telling bitches to get your asses back in the house.
Speaker 1: And I think the government made the rain come down
Speaker 1: because out of nowhere, bitch, it's ninety seven. It's been
Speaker 1: hot as fun this week. Next thing you know, it's
Speaker 1: like Paul thunder boom, lightning, and then a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of motherfucking rain. And now you're like, you know what, Damn,
Speaker 1: I wasn't even ready for this. I ain't even got
Speaker 1: an numbrella. Let me take my motherfucking ass home. What
Speaker 1: was that news lady that say, come wow. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying is the government bro, if you ask him for sun, bro,
Speaker 1: the billionaires can just make us some old sunlight. If
Speaker 1: they're making rain, they probably be making snow too. They
Speaker 1: can make us some more fucking light. So I want
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to my friend who I
Speaker 1: almost went to see in Mexico, but I was too depressed.
Speaker 1: His name is Tyson Love Tyson. His name is alt.
Speaker 1: I think can give us some son Tyson when he
Speaker 1: comes to New York. But like he's not probably not
Speaker 1: gonna get on the plane because I'll have to wear
Speaker 1: a mask. But he is very, very very smart. But
Speaker 1: when I was living in Mexico, first of all, we
Speaker 1: only met because he was the only other black person
Speaker 1: at the party and old Baby was like, oh shoot,
Speaker 1: that nigga, and he had a British accent. He was like,
Speaker 1: it's it, it's lit. And we became great friends with him.
Speaker 1: I used to say he was crazy. And last week
Speaker 1: he sent me that article and he goes, you remember
Speaker 1: when you were laughing at me about them making rain,
Speaker 1: So basically you're talking about the Dubai article, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: He told me all last year that we were into
Speaker 1: loom because it would rain on one side of the street.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, you know, like this isn't real rain,
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah blah, and my je vision. I'm
Speaker 1: already highs buck enjoining them. I'm like, nigga, shut like
Speaker 1: we're gonna jungle, shut the funk up, But I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna front. He was starting to scare me. Now, he
Speaker 1: wasn't one of them. They're gonna put it chipping you people.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's clearly an anti masker. Well here he
Speaker 1: I think he wears it to the grocery stores he
Speaker 1: has to and stuff. But he was talking about like
Speaker 1: the toxins go back in your body. He's like Vegan.
Speaker 1: He went on a water dive for a hundred days,
Speaker 1: like he's one of those people. But basically he was
Speaker 1: talking about the generating machines of like weather and is real. Bro.
Speaker 1: The one reason I think he's very interesting is because
Speaker 1: he believes in God. And you know, people to get
Speaker 1: like super fucking crazy about ship Whenever he talks about God,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, but nigga, don't you think that rain
Speaker 1: ain't real? So how's this going on? But he believes
Speaker 1: in God because you know, it's either science or religion, right,
Speaker 1: I don't believe in either. Okay, Mandy, will you do it?
Speaker 1: I don't. Clearly they are here creating rain, bitch with blueprints.
Speaker 1: Not sorry, I know you'd feel, but not like because
Speaker 1: they had to make rain. Here's the thing, you don't
Speaker 1: you know? You know, I don't believe neither of them
Speaker 1: ships and I'll break it down for you right now,
Speaker 1: because people be lying, and both of them things really
Speaker 1: come from people. People tell you what's SciTE, and people
Speaker 1: tell you about this story that they wrote in the
Speaker 1: Bible and it's been changed because it's like a telephone game.
Speaker 1: Any motherfucker way, it's it's a lie. And they definitely
Speaker 1: had the weather machines with Jesus. It's it's from people
Speaker 1: and people be lying. You can't trust them. And so
Speaker 1: science is really the government and religion is because they
Speaker 1: got to tell you to believe some ship otherwise. Now
Speaker 1: we are like, well, what we're here for you? We're
Speaker 1: gonna start being depressed and has been sad. Someone did
Speaker 1: save me a clip of Mandy saying, what is this
Speaker 1: your co host? What I do? What I say? Oh
Speaker 1: about the dome being in the earth, So the Earth
Speaker 1: is really a dome too. It's not really flat, but
Speaker 1: we're in a dome that you're not flat earth. You
Speaker 1: know it's not flat Earth. But talking like this, Mancy
Speaker 1: is vaccinated and here we go, bitch, I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. If I become a zombie. I wanted to
Speaker 1: go out run them niggas. Anyways, I was gonna become
Speaker 1: a company. So y'all scared about this. Goddamn beck I
Speaker 1: got it because guess what. In New York, we just
Speaker 1: became able to eat inside. And I looked at all
Speaker 1: of my friends and I said, listen, I realized how
Speaker 1: much I like to eat in restaurants. Bitch, I don't
Speaker 1: like when he gets to my house. It's different. This
Speaker 1: is the you know, like I gets here. I only
Speaker 1: got the shot because they say, b K, come into
Speaker 1: restaurants and we're playing a tour. Okay. I wanted to
Speaker 1: be able to go on tour, hold on to be fair.
Speaker 1: When I didn't do that, me and Grey in d C,
Speaker 1: I was so fucking sick. I had five COVID tests,
Speaker 1: all negative. But I was like, oh wow, like you
Speaker 1: really touched some people. It's like, really puts your risk.
Speaker 1: But I just want to say. When I saw the
Speaker 1: Cuomo thing or was it Cuomo or Blasi or whatever Blasio,
Speaker 1: I said, oh, bitch, he scared me. When the day
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get say, they're gonna get back. Why would
Speaker 1: they get back just so they can eat? What's the problem,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing, we're okay. Yeah, yeah, she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna have catch steak in a box?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like y'all are being really judging.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, Judge me, bitch, I
Speaker 1: got it, did you know? So I'm saving lives and
Speaker 1: I'm saving Give me a moment? What give you a moment? Year?
Speaker 1: I really want the Johnson and Johnson and one shot.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you. Donnelle Rollins said this joke.
Speaker 1: I took my mom to go see my Mother's Day
Speaker 1: love Donnelle, and he goes, you know, this is how
Speaker 1: black people talk to you when you know you're telling
Speaker 1: me vaccinated. Oh yeah, I got this, Like you know,
Speaker 1: I got it. And they'd be like, oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Which one you get? And I was like, Yo, it's
Speaker 1: so fucking true. You know. They don't even none of
Speaker 1: my white friends say anything like that. Everybody I know
Speaker 1: that's black. It's just like, you know what you can't get? Yes,
Speaker 1: I do, But I feel like it was just six
Speaker 1: of them they got blood. God, oh my god, only six.
Speaker 1: And to be fair, I heard any people got pregnant,
Speaker 1: but you ready from a pull out a lot? Who knows?
Speaker 1: But I haven't yet. Maybe I don't get you really
Speaker 1: want to play with odds here I mean, but but
Speaker 1: here's the thing kind of cold. That'd be lying too,
Speaker 1: because apparel of the CDC only got a report like
Speaker 1: a certain number, so it's probably really like ten times that. Again.
Speaker 1: See you can't trust people. You still got it, he said,
Speaker 1: what you still got the vaccine. I didn't get the
Speaker 1: Johnson and Johnson. First off, they didn't even offer it.
Speaker 1: Did offer you the fires armed Maderna. I don't want
Speaker 1: you get to choose. So I got the Maderna and
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you a bitch arm. Oh god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And then I had sex the next day,
Speaker 1: but like the person I had sex with ain't really
Speaker 1: for the vaccine. So my arm was hurt and so bad.
Speaker 1: I just had some mall to make it seem like
Speaker 1: he was hurting my couchie, but he was. My arm
Speaker 1: hurts so bad. But I didn't want to like ruin
Speaker 1: the moment and be like, no, that's where I got
Speaker 1: my shot. I just had to be like, oh, oh
Speaker 1: you are. And I just tried to have to move
Speaker 1: the position because I couldn't in the middle of sex
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's where I got my shot to
Speaker 1: a nigga who don't really want to really get the ship.
Speaker 1: Who told you that the Earth is a dome? No,
Speaker 1: I watched that on YouTube, the whole video, and it's
Speaker 1: like flight times. There's pilots that are like yeah, man,
Speaker 1: and then you know we ain't even really go back
Speaker 1: to They talked about they can't get the coordinates of
Speaker 1: the moon. No more, bitch, there's coordinets where I walk
Speaker 1: right on my phone. You're telling me I can do
Speaker 1: more with the iPhone. Then, n that's the can to
Speaker 1: get us back to the moon. They'd be lying, harry
Speaker 1: it out of here, and I don't want I need
Speaker 1: you to tell us what the funk you're saying. Also,
Speaker 1: do you think the Earth is flat? No, it's a dome.
Speaker 1: Like we walk on the flat part, but part is
Speaker 1: the dome. Like when you Mercedes were like, we're Kanye
Speaker 1: living right now. Do you know that's what it's like
Speaker 1: the Mercedes. Have you ever seen a picture like this
Speaker 1: is one thing? Though, here's the thing. You don't need
Speaker 1: a picture of what the picture of what the earth?
Speaker 1: So there's a video? No, those are that's actually photo shot?
Speaker 1: Say no, the clouds are the same. So the clouds
Speaker 1: are the same. It's always the same picture of the Earth.
Speaker 1: It's not even the same. Yeah, but that's all photo shot.
Speaker 1: Now video about it, y'all. I want you lead. We
Speaker 1: are locked in a contract with the Black Effect Networking.
Speaker 1: I heart radio. It's even words. I feel like I'm strong.
Speaker 1: Romaine was here. He I've been watching him listen to
Speaker 1: people say crazy shuttle back and let me'd be like,
Speaker 1: he really gets it. No, I'm gonna see you all
Speaker 1: these YouTube videos show me just type in earth. Don't
Speaker 1: really quick at him. Please, for the love of God
Speaker 1: and science. Look see look how that's what the That's
Speaker 1: really what the Earth looked like. Do you think the
Speaker 1: Earth looks like this? Bitch? Are you out of your
Speaker 1: fucking mind? You think the Earth looks like this? People
Speaker 1: like the snow globe this is you think the Earth
Speaker 1: looks like this? You know what, y'all let me know
Speaker 1: what the Earth looked like when y'all motherfucker's go out
Speaker 1: until y'all go and visit out of space. I ain't
Speaker 1: listening to the action. They got the sun in the
Speaker 1: glass like this, the goddamn Trovish. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I actually used to want to be an astronaut. You want, yeah,
Speaker 1: but then you know I'm from Orlando. So so I
Speaker 1: actually watched the well I fail'm from Orlando, because that
Speaker 1: used to be a thing we used to fill the
Speaker 1: sonic booms. We could see the spaceship go up in
Speaker 1: the air because Kennedy's space and right there, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, mommy, I want to be an astronaut.
Speaker 1: And then we watched one spaceship go up and bit
Speaker 1: you just blew up. I didn't see that. I actually
Speaker 1: it was in like ninety seven And this is when
Speaker 1: used to always watch them. Literally for Christmas, my mom
Speaker 1: used to buy me astronaut food because I was gonna
Speaker 1: be at astronaut falls. Like let me get used to
Speaker 1: this ship, that baby I want. For the record, anyone
Speaker 1: who's listening to us from our land or like that
Speaker 1: doesn't live in or Lando. This is a real thing,
Speaker 1: the real thing. Even though it was that you could
Speaker 1: hear it, you can see it like you do it
Speaker 1: at school, like this is the ship we did, like
Speaker 1: we all knew NASA schedule when spaceships and testers and all.
Speaker 1: This ship was going up and goddamn space and so yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched the ship blow up. I said, oh no, bro,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be no astronaut normal. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a finger. Why nothing? What you gotta make? You know?
Speaker 1: And we on tour, but you know my great podcast
Speaker 1: for you. And I'm only say this because now it's
Speaker 1: literally my job to get on the song that my
Speaker 1: boss is like this is it. Will call me one
Speaker 1: day and be like, we're gonna do Beyonce and we
Speaker 1: what's beyond this podcast? Gonna be like that's how his
Speaker 1: brain work. He just wants the biggest invest Mandy needs
Speaker 1: a podcast where she debunks science. I could do it.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, I could do it. I want ten percent
Speaker 1: film it in the studio for free. I want the
Speaker 1: ad revenue just ten percent. Like it's not all. I
Speaker 1: gotta bring other conspiracy theorists on so that we can
Speaker 1: have really intellectual conversation. Many you can't quit. People are
Speaker 1: gonna get really mad at you, the way that you
Speaker 1: two really look at me when I really be talking.
Speaker 1: We gotta get Anti Vaxter to come on and figure
Speaker 1: out how to take it out of Andy's arm. The medal.
Speaker 1: Remember that guy that like used to it was called
Speaker 1: butterfly something and it was like blood play. It was Orlando. Okay,
Speaker 1: you do like blood play. No, I don't on your period.
Speaker 1: Don't do this anyway. We we we have to go.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Every time we do a solo episode,
Speaker 1: it gets all over the place because you did the
Speaker 1: outline and you don't want to stick to your outline.
Speaker 1: We don't get two segments today. She went from just
Speaker 1: to catch up a horrible decision. I could do whatever
Speaker 1: I want. I just had McDonald at ten am, thank you.
Speaker 1: I looked at you eat that burger, be scared of
Speaker 1: the guy vaccine, but you just ain't a McDonald's burger bitch.
Speaker 1: That's nastiest. But and I just looked gonna get the
Speaker 1: Johnson and Johnson, So I'm not that scared. Okay, clearly anyway,
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Speaker 1: by the way, um mel Weezy can't agree to ship,
Speaker 1: and we didn't want to compete with each other because
Speaker 1: we were like, I bet you I'm a sell more
Speaker 1: than you. Now I'm a sell more than you, and
Speaker 1: we just thought it would just add us to spending
Speaker 1: more money on counseling. So now you can get us
Speaker 1: together and you know what you just put you like this,
Speaker 1: bitch picked the company and that's why her side looks
Speaker 1: better than mine. My braids look like curly Sue shut
Speaker 1: out to DJ Rose Gold. She set us up. But no,
Speaker 1: the problem is, bro, you don't like any of your
Speaker 1: animated anything. That's really the problem. We've gone through about
Speaker 1: five different animators. Weally don't like ship, so we don't
Speaker 1: pay for animations that we just don't use. Is there
Speaker 1: anything that you like? Kind of emphasized that you don't like.
Speaker 1: Apparently she wanted to look real, so for that we
Speaker 1: may as well to take a picture of bitch. Goddamn,
Speaker 1: she's like, that doesn't look like me at all, bitch,
Speaker 1: it's a cartoon. Anyways, guys, we're leaving you off on
Speaker 1: the prime bonus. This has been yet another episode of Harbor,
Speaker 1: the last one of the Icebreakers. If you got married tomorrow,
Speaker 1: would you be okay with any of your friends fucking
Speaker 1: any of your exes? I feel like I would when
Speaker 1: I'm into somebody and I'm like, I don't care, that's
Speaker 1: me too. And it's funny because the character in the
Speaker 1: show she gets married and finds out that her best
Speaker 1: friend is fucking the man that she was previously in
Speaker 1: love with. Now I'm not gonna hold you. At first,
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, it's your ex da. But as
Speaker 1: the fucking movie get on and I find out this
Speaker 1: is a niggative she didn't had a miscarriage with and
Speaker 1: moved in with, I was like, Nah, that friend crossed
Speaker 1: the fucking line. Went way too far. Like, bro, they
Speaker 1: were about to have a family together. Well here that
Speaker 1: was too much. But then we were talking about it,
Speaker 1: um because I watched it with any and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: nigga because once we started realizing that, you know, she
Speaker 1: was pregnant, Da da da, And then they said, eight
Speaker 1: years went by, wasn't it the time frame? Eight years?
Speaker 1: Eight years? So, for example, the older I get, the
Speaker 1: more I realized people circle back, and I don't mean lovers,
Speaker 1: I mean friends. I go to a Little Sister a Lot.
Speaker 1: It's a club underneath the mock scene, and as a
Speaker 1: dude that used to work and manage tow that I
Speaker 1: keep seeing there that runs the door, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: at him. I'm like, why do I know you? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. Used to work in Orlando
Speaker 1: at fucking not Cairo. What was it called not Tier?
Speaker 1: What was the name of it? And your friend worked
Speaker 1: there and Danny owned it? What the fund was the
Speaker 1: name of that club? Baine? I was like wow. Then
Speaker 1: I was like, but I feel like I know you
Speaker 1: from somewhere else. Used to suck my home girl. He
Speaker 1: was super cute. I was a Brionda that night, and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, because he was feeling Brionda. Rihanna
Speaker 1: was looking at him him and I was like, huh, well,
Speaker 1: this just all came back around and wearing a whole
Speaker 1: another city, right, This person somehow back in my life
Speaker 1: and I see them every few weekends now if I'm
Speaker 1: eight years later in the game and realized I remember
Speaker 1: a nigga because someone so used to fuck him. A
Speaker 1: matter of fact, there's a basketball player that I just
Speaker 1: saw that played for the Orlando Magic. His name is
Speaker 1: Kyle O'Quinn. Don't care to say his name because I
Speaker 1: don't know even know if you still play ball used
Speaker 1: to play here in New York. So a girl I
Speaker 1: used to live with fucked him and was sucking him.
Speaker 1: And I only remembered him because when I was working
Speaker 1: with scissors back then, Scissors was like oh, we would
Speaker 1: come out and he would look and she would get pissed,
Speaker 1: like what the fun is he doing? Because he realized
Speaker 1: the lesbians are in the room I made fucking Biggie's
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why do I know this nigga? And
Speaker 1: he's looking at me like he knows me. I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I don't know how I know you, but I feel
Speaker 1: like I really know you. And we're looking at each
Speaker 1: other and he's like, did do you used to live
Speaker 1: in Florida nigga? When I realized once he said that
Speaker 1: who he was, I couldn't even tell him who I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm the roommate of
Speaker 1: the girl who was getting like what but anyway, I
Speaker 1: was saying that I just didn't feel he was with people.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't feel like reminding. Plus I
Speaker 1: don't know who he with this, you know. And then
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you used to fund my roommate, Remember
Speaker 1: I was lesbian. Oh my god. So but here's the thing.
Speaker 1: What if I saw him out recircled, found out that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just feel like people surfaced back and eight years in
Speaker 1: the game, and you're you're happy with a white picket fence,
Speaker 1: two kids in a gorgeous husband like, and a bitch
Speaker 1: is still out here single in New York Like I
Speaker 1: could see it, right, he might feel away, but valid, valid,
Speaker 1: all right? So the Vanilla ship actually comes from Newsweek.
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Speaker 1: in the beginning of this episode has been oh sorry,
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Speaker 1: a full frontal and yes, it was a big size.
Speaker 1: So it's crazy speculation as to whether there was any
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