1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Karen stole his debit card. But there's only one problem. 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: It has no money on it. Good. You need to 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 1: carry some of this, some cold card. You need this 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: baby full of it. We got we got ones for days. 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: Look at this. This is limitless, limitless money right here. 6 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: I need the stack. I need I need to stack 7 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: to make it rain. For some context, this happened to 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: my friend today. We are at the Valley Fair and 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: they went cash free last year because of the pandemic. 10 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,239 Speaker 1: So there's like a bunch of kiosks that you can 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,319 Speaker 1: convert your money onto this debit card that you can 12 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,160 Speaker 1: you can use. So here's where the drama starts to begin. 13 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 1: Oh I love it, a good drama. Oh yeah, Me 14 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,919 Speaker 1: and my friend split up because he was going to 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 1: put his cash onto the card. I went to the 16 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: front of the park to ride the steel venom. Yes, 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: sounds fun. The machine he was trying to use wasn't 18 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 1: accepting his money, and he was getting frustrated. Q. Karen, 19 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 1: you see I never want to cue Karen. I always 20 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: want to say, like, hey, get off the stage. Yeah yeah, 21 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: with the hook, yeah whatever. Karen came up to him, 22 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: accusing him of stealing twenty dollars. Why my friend denied 23 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: it as he came to the park with the card, duh. Anyways, 24 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: her entitled kids starts crying because they were locked on 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: the idea that he stole it from them. Sounds like 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: you are trying to steal his card and this is 27 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: just like an elaborate scheme. Oh my god. The people 28 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: with this logic just ridiculous. It just gets me every time. 29 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: From now on, I'm gonna call my friend by f. Anyway, 30 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: F started walking to a different kiosk because the one 31 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:52,279 Speaker 1: he was at wasn't working. Okay, the thing is, Karen 32 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: an entitled kids started following him, trying to be inconspicuous, 33 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: but it was so obvious that they were following him. 34 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: And then, in the truest Karen fashion, she called over 35 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 1: the supervisor to try and interrogate him. Please let me 36 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: talk to the supervisor. My god, she tried to interrogate 37 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: him into admitting that he stole the money. To steal 38 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: the money, Karen, Oh my god. After the supervisor left, 39 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: F my friend F went to the next kiosk he 40 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,839 Speaker 1: could find, and after he inserted the card to check 41 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 1: his balance, Karen snatched it out of his hand and 42 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: ran away as fast as she possibly could. Karen is 43 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: actually the one stealing right now. Literally Note there's no 44 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: employees around at this time. The plot twist, the card 45 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: had absolutely nothing on it, and imagine her shock when 46 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: it got declined. Get wrecked, Karen, that's right, Red at one, 47 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: Karen zero