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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, enjoy your last day on the job. Sorry I said,

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Speaker 2: enjoy your last day at work, Enjoy your last day

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Speaker 2: having a house, Enjoy your last day having friends.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry. Who is this? I think you might

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Speaker 3: have the right. Yeah, this is him.

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Speaker 2: My name is Pete Eakins PETS and I tracked you down.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a little You caught me at a disadvantage here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to talk about what happened the other day?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 1: What happened the other day when you ran down that bird?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What when you.

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Speaker 2: Assaulted that bird while you were driving? You want to

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Speaker 2: talk about it?

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Speaker 3: When I assaulted a bird bird hit my.

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Speaker 1: Car vehicular for you.

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Speaker 2: My name is Pete Deakins, and I am from the

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Speaker 2: local chapter of PEDA. And it was going over records

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Speaker 2: from some of the vets the other day. And you

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Speaker 2: think that's funny.

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Speaker 3: You're from PETA. Yeah, I think that's hilarious. You're from PETA.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

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Speaker 2: And I was going over some vet reports from the

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Speaker 2: other day from all the local vets and guess whose

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Speaker 2: name popped up yours.

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Speaker 3: Oh was I the lucky one? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Avian vehicular assault.

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Speaker 3: Vehicular assault. No, what happened was a bird flew into

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Speaker 3: my windshield and then I took it to a vet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you expect me to believe that a bird just

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Speaker 2: flew into your windshield like they're just flying around into cars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, genius, glass is clear. I mean, it happens all

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Speaker 3: the time, birds hit cars. It's an imperfect world we

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Speaker 3: live in. And I did what I could.

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Speaker 1: I got out of the car.

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Speaker 3: Stopped what I was doing, took the bird to a vet,

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Speaker 3: tried to save it. Did save it? Actually, So why

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Speaker 3: are you on my phone?

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Speaker 2: Four hundred thousand views already of what of your face?

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Speaker 2: On our social media account? Because you're getting canceled?

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Speaker 3: Four hundred thousand views? What what did you do?

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Speaker 2: It's up to five hundred thousand views now in just

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Speaker 2: about ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: A video of me. Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 2: A picture of you with all the details of what

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Speaker 2: you did, is now going viral on the internet and

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Speaker 2: you will be canceled before the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: So peck, you're can get out of the office.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to get me canceled because I tried to

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Speaker 3: save a bird.

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Speaker 2: No, because you attacked a bird with your car. And

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Speaker 2: I hope your boss hasn't checked their email yet, because

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Speaker 2: they've got a nice little email from us in their

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Speaker 2: inbox about all the nasty things you've ever done.

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Speaker 3: You emailed my boss, and his boss's boss, and a.

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Speaker 2: More single person in your company actually, with details of

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Speaker 2: how you attacked that bird.

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Speaker 3: You emailed everyone in my company, everybody in your company,

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Speaker 3: and everybody I know that you've ever talked to, including

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Speaker 3: your parents and nothing. Here you little I'm gonna find

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Speaker 3: out who you are, where you are, and you.

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Speaker 1: Were going to regret this, just like that little bird

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Speaker 1: you attacked.

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Speaker 3: It didn't attack a bird man, It hit my car.

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Speaker 3: It happens every day. You know what, you go do

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Speaker 3: whatever the hell it is you need to do your

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Speaker 3: Peter thing or whatever your bunnies. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: the hell you people do. Leave me out of it.

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Speaker 1: What did you say I do with bunnies.

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Speaker 3: It's been your bunny, probably because you probably bunny.

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Speaker 2: Actually, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 2: phone brank on you and your girlfriend Sarah.

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Speaker 1: Say you wait what it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: She said that you accidentally hit a bird the other

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Speaker 2: day and took it to the vent, and she wanted

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Speaker 2: to mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I actually I really believed you for a minute.

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Speaker 3: I was starting to sweat, like my heart gets right now.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jebile Phone Franks, we say

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties.